#youd be appalled

[moeblob]

Flit (ginger) finds an injured, stray cat and is like "aw poor little guy... let's see if my sister can help you" and so he takes the injured black cat to Fleet. Who is then "I have no idea how to heal a cat" and turns him into a human, heals him, and is ready to turn him back into a cat but then he's just "WAIT IF IM HUMAN I CAN HELP YOU! LEMME BE A HUMAN! I WANNA HELP YOU!" and Fleet looks to Flit who shrugs since it's hard being the only assistance to his sister. So he proceeds to name the guy Eureka and now Eureka refers to Flit as "master" and Fleet as "mistress".

And obsessively tries to help them. But he also talks a lot at times and Fleet gets frustrated and turns him back into a cat as punishment and he sulks off to cuddle next to Flit... who is unfortunately much more patient than Fleet so he's now just stuck with this cat-guy-hybrid obsessed with him. And he doesn't regret /helping/ the cat but .... Eureka is really clingy. So he's just resigned to having either a black cat in his lap or a man looming over him asking "whatcha doing, Master?" at all times.

[lokislittlesigyn]

he looks like such an innocent puppy like???

"who, me?"

okay i have an idea.

For every like this post gets, I will reblog it with another silly image of Loki I have saved. This could be memes, screenshots, etc.

[envy-of-the-apple]

yan gojo falling for the mom of his friend while the milf thinks he’s in love with her daughter 😋😋😋

STOPPP THATS SO MESSSY I LOVE ITTTT

your daughter was always on the quiet side. smart. extremely smart. but didnt really have that many friends. and you were really worried when she went off to college.

in her fourth year, however, she comes back home with a huge grin on her face. shes so giggly and when you prod her for it she shyly gives out that she's met a boy and theyre doing a project together.

youre so excited for her and when she asks if he can come over to work on the project, you eagerly agree.

You greet Gojo Satoru as warmly as you can. You tell him your house is his, he can stay as long as he wants, does he want snacks? you're just so so excited for your daughter! youd do anything to make a good first impression.

unfortunately, it was too good of a first impression.

gojo never really had a mom, or any parental figure growing up. He was given whatever he wanted. when he got to college, he was just your regular spoiled rich kid.

when hes paired up with the quiet girl, its clear she has a crush on him. he plans on using that so he won't have work on the project.

but when he meets you, his world gets turned upside down. hes never had someone treat him so warmly. ask him if he'd like anything to eat. the first time at your house is the first time he's eaten homemade food that is made with care instead of the cold cullinary discipline he's used to eating.

it doesn't help that your sultry soft voice is so sweet in his ear and your body makes mini gojo wanna expand your domain. It doesn't help that there's clearly no hubby in the picture.

Gojo wants you, but for the first time in his life, he can't just have what he wants.

He knows it's wrong to pine after you. It's so complicated and fucked up.

He starts dating your daughter, mostly to try to get over you. You two are pretty similiar. But her lips remind him of yours. And then hes thinking of you again.

he cant help it. one day, he gets drunk, drives to your place and confesses his love.

Appalled, you reject him, obviously. Heartbroken, he breaks up with your daughter. They were just days away from graduating anyway. She has a job lined up across the country. They never have to see eachother again.

and now, you have no excuses (his logic; not the milfs)

he saunters into your place like he owns it. You tell him to leave. He tells you that he'll tell everyone that a 40-something woman came onto him. That shuts you up.

He thinks that after having you for just one night will be enough. It isn't. after your third night together he tells you he'd make a great step dad.

[i-cant-sing]

Would himeko be on tiktok in first lady au?

And if yes, would she make her mom play those little ranking tiktok games?

Imagine her making a tiktok like: "my moms favorite celebs based on smashability"

Complete chaos

YES OMG 100000% LMAOOOOO like imagine First lady reader and Himiko just sitting in front of the camera, youre a little confused while Himiko is just suppressing her evil giggles and shes just explaining to you that you have to tilt your head towards the celebrity you like more. Himiko doesnt actually explain or even use the word "smash" because she knows youd be appalled.

The tiktok blows up, of course anything even remotely related to you does, but its actually Kai who storms in on you and Himiko FUMING because its not even the fact that you chose Henry Cavill over him, BUT ITS THE WAY YOU MADE A DISGUSTED FACE WHEN KAI'S FACE APPEARED ON SCREEN- AND HIMIKO MADE THE FACE TOO! And now its become a meme too- much like anything related to Kai does.

[bleep-bloop-boo]

hehehehe

Nico's ambrosia tastes like glowsticks

[pathetic-tboy]

me to my domme: ok so i found a nice little picnic place!!! sunday evening it should be pretty secluded. it doesnt get a tremendous amount of people. we should be pretty much by ourselves

her: secluded enough for me to fuck your face in the park?

me, acting shocked: whaaat?? nooooo totally not! i totally didnt emphasize that for that reason. no way!!! absolutely not and im appalled youd even suggest such a thing

[sleepyfaequeen]

Bayonetta Headcanons

Madama Butterfly:

You're protected by a well known demon from the Inferno world. She always has her eyes on you, making sure you don't end up getting hurt or worse.

She wants to one day fuse with you, just to see how it feels to be within your body. It's the idea of being closer to you that makes her grin with delight.

If Bayonetta ever summons her out and you're there be prepared for this giant demon to blow you a kiss or show off her very explicit dance moves. Bayonetta is aware and finds it rather cute that Madama Butterfly happens to like such a small Umbra like you.

Alraune:

She never thought she could love something like you. You were an Umbra witch so youd honestly make a good meal. So when it was starting to get obvious that you've ignited her heart with fire- she'd punish those with her thorns.

She one day wants to grab you with her thorns and feed you a drop of her ecstacy straight from the thorns from her body. She always wonders what sort of faces you'd make if she held you a little tighter.

Absolutely, hates the idea of Madama Butterfly being near you. She has been her enemy within Inferno for centuries. A foolish hatred others would call but she believed she was powerful enough to hate this demon.

Baal Zebul:

She is a celebrity to all Inferno so she was rather appalled she found someone like you. An Umbra with no identity but she thinks you're the cutest thing in existence. She doesn't feel nervous when she sings in front of you but she always asks what you think of her performance.

One day, she would like you to attend one of her concerts and listen to her voice. She also hopes that you'll sing with her as a duo and share that spotlight no matter where you two are in Inferno.

Really doesn't like seeing you upset and if you ever do get upset she will turn into her frog form and cuddle you're chest. If not, she will simply knelt down and hug you until you're no longer sad.

[hanasnx]

Imma jus keep flooding your ask box bec that's just how I am🏃🏾‍♀️ but this tiktok has me thinking.... imagine an au where anakin is a mandalorian...??? Like hear me out on that😮‍💨😩

Love the og mando but it can always be better with my fave Skywalker </3

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hello vana! can you pls tell me your secret as to how your asks live rent free in my head???? you are welcome to flood my inbox anytime

im not joking. this one and the last one ive thought of periodically since i read them

i found this post a bit ago of mando!anakin <3 thought youd like it: mandalorian fanart link

☥ i have a huge suit and mask kink if you cant tell already im a mess over dudes in full head to toe gear bonus points if theyre stoic and only speak when absolutely necessary. fucking delicious i eat it up everytime.

☥ anakin’s canon personality kinda fits with that of mando from the show. gravely serious, quiet and calculative in strategic situations, no patience for nonsense, acquires a child and- after fighting the decision- grows attached to it, fierce loyalty to his family.

☥ mando’s armor is so fucking hot oh my fucking god i want him to do me with the helmet on and then imagining anakin underneath it all>???? i feel faint.

☥ imagine him being a bounty hunter eeeeeee

☥ like you two come across each other like you were sitting at the bar and he comes up to talk to the bartender if she’s seen a certain face around. you love the sound of his voice omffmggm, you can tell theres a slight mod to it and it just adds to the rasp. the bartender asks him to wait a second while she goes to the back. so you turn on the charm,

“bounty hunter?”

he pivots his head, marginally. and gives a single slow nod. you smile at him, down your drink.

“big fan of bounty hunters, one time a hunter saved my sister. would love to buy you a drink.”

“can’t. working.”

“afterwards? we both know you’re gonna catch that sleazebag you’re tracking. you look like the type that doesn’t stop til he gets what he wants, right?”

oh, how right you were.

he doesn’t say anything, so you assume it’s not a no. “mandalorian armor… would love to know what you look like under it all.” generously, you eyes travel him from boots to helmet.

“how do you know i’m not one of those guys that’s vowed to keep the helmet on?”

finally, a sentence. you must’ve caught his attention. “i wouldn’t mind that.” your ambiguous flirt left room to his imagination. having implied that it didn’t matter if he kept the helmet on, just as long as you got to see his cock pistoning into you. that was a little too forward for this kind of interaction.

he bows his head, and you envision the way he must be looking at you through his brows. either intrigued or appalled. the guessing game thrills you to say the least.

you point out his mark to him, behind the two of you, sucking on the neck of a twi’lek. “you owe me, hunter.” it was a harmless joke.

the twinkling of a couple credits sounds against the bar counter.

“for your next drink.” he answers your questioning glance.

☥ maybe by making your attraction to him apparent enough, he says fuck it, and after catching and collecting his bounty that very night, he comes back to the bar to see if you’re still there.

☥ maybe you somehow convince him to do you in the dark alley behind the disreputable bar. to your delight, he let you take off his helmet so he could fuck your mouth with his tongue while he slipped his cock out of the confines of his armor and fuck you for real. it’s not like his line of work allows for any time for himself, and the warmth of a willing woman is few and far in between. of course he melts into you once you say the right things. falls for how desperate and noisy your pussy is, slurping him up. sinking into your wet heat and panting into each others mouths.

☥ appearances didn’t matter to you much, and you were buzzed enough to not care. however, imagine your pleasant surprise to see someone so fucking pretty hiding underneath the mask.

☥ imagine yall start a fun little fwb relationship after this so he can fuck all his frustrations out using you <3

[silverblighted]

it wasn't the fact that you bought us pokemon cards after work sometimes, it was the fact you were so excited about them, too. i knew the sound of your car, every car you ever drove to work. i knew how the air would change at 5:20 every single day because i got to see you when you got home from work. sometimes you were a few minutes late, and i knew it was because there was traffic, or bad weather, but it was always 5:20 every other time, across any job you had, anywhere we had lived. 5:20.

i dont remember when pokemon yellow came out i just remember crawling into your lap at night with my bright yellow gameboy. after the news, or friends, or seinfeld. i remember thinking giovanni was the hardest boss in the entire world because of that stupid nidoqueen - we played for hours and hours, and sylph co was so hard to get around. when i woke up the next day you were so excited to tell me that you beat him! we beat him!

i remember being so appalled because you caught articuno with the masterball, but i also felt so loved because you wanted me to see what you had caught for me! Articuno! i was mad because it was for mew, but i couldn't be so mad because i felt so loved. how could i be mad, how could i care about stupid mew when my masterball now had articuno and you had caught it for me and you were so excited about it.

when the iron man movie came out, you were so excited to share it with me. your love of comics, your love of iron man, of tony stark... a man who i probably would hate if it wasn't for you. the feeling of love in me when it was over and when i had been given the gift of comics, the feeling of love when we sat through every single lord of the rings movie together, every marvel movie, every star wars movie, when you told me you loved the rocky horror picture show and i thought it was the craziest thing to think of - you, my big goofy dad who couldn't care less about queer shit(never in a bad way, you just... didn't care in the best possible way - people could do whatever they wanted and live whatever life they wanted and as long as they were't hurting anyone you loved it), loving the gayest movie of all time and actively participating in it - my DAD of all people. it made me feel so warm, it made me feel so seen by you.

i'll never forgive infinity war for letting thanos' 'love' of gamora be true because i couldn't understand that. a father who loved his daughter willing to throw her away for some stupid ideal because you showed me that love was better than that. that dads were better than that. that you were better than that in every way. you gave me all of the goofy stupid nerdy dorky weird parts of me. the stupid voices, the weird dances, the love of cats and all animals,... the deep dives into weird shit on the internet and randomly becoming expert about something. looking up at the sky and knowing there's something more, being horrified yet so in love with the stars and the depth of space. aliens are real. we have contact with them. the james webb telescope just posted a picture of neptune and i want to show you so bad. i know youd love it. i know youd love that stupid alien thats been all over reddit lately. i know you'd love the end of the loki show and i want so badly for you to see it. i want you to see it. i want to show everything i love to you because you showed everything you love to me.

i miss you so much every day. every day i am heartbroken over you. i cant believe i was ever mad about that stupid masterball.

[disassterwrites]

Black Coffee

in which miguel o'hara uses a local coffeshop as an escape from work and falls for the barista.

note: this will probably be multiple parts cause i'm living for soft miguel content rn!

part 1

When Lyla first suggested checking out a local coffeeshop, Miguel scoffed. What would be the point? He can get coffee at the canteen in HQ. Why leave the building just for coffee?

However, when Lyla threatened to alter the design of his suit (she mentioned turning off the projection completely), he finally agreed to visit the closest one.

When he arrived he was startled by how small it seemed, the doorway entered into a small hallway with dim lighting and small paintings on the wall. The door off of the hall led into a space filled with soft lighting, gentle music, and the strong smell of coffee.

Miguel, though typically appalled by being surrounded by strangers, found himself oddly comforted by the space. He remembered Lyla's insistance on his leaving HQ, even just for an hour, and made his way toward the counter.

"Could I get a small black coffee, please?"

You look up at the man across the counter, startled by his sudden approach. You had been carefully lining up a tray of cookies for the display case.

"Oh yes sir, of course," you said quickly, taking in his appearance. Occasionally, youd seen people who you found attectivre, but this was different.

He was tall, broad, and intimidating, but he seemed as distracted. As you prepared his coffee, you found yourself glancing over to him, seeing his hair fall into his fsce as he fidgeted with his watch.

"Here you are sir," you said passing him thr coffee, and turning the screen to the enter his payment. He did so, thanked you, and walked over to counter where he sat. You watched as he slipped a few sugars in his coffee before taking a sip.

Miguel was similarly finding himself aware of the barista, their hair framing their face perfectly. He found himself enjoying watching them work, their soft smiles to customers, their focused expression while preparing foods and their gentle eyes which occasionally landed on him. He was startled when he recieved a mesage from Lyla asking him to return to HQ, before he realized it had been an hour already, and all he had done was sip his coffee.

Miguel glanced at you once more before he rose and made his way out of the coffeeshop.

[in-my-feels-probably]

hey love!! congratulations on hitting 800 followers, Im so proud of you! hope you’re having a lovely day! 🥰

Im gonna enter this celebration RIGHT this time lol, so this sort of extends from my previously attempt (again, so sorry about that, got too excited and ahead of myself to see when the post was made, silly me!!) which was a romantic ship with Jon Snow!

for the info about me, Im 5’0” tall, deathly pale (often looking ill, actually), with grey eyes and blue curly hair. I’ve got the roundest face of all time (seriously if you ever need to draw a circle you just let me know and I’ll faceplant against a piece of paper for you), very short arms, and a dumptruck if I do say so myself (average sized person squished into a smaller body and the fat depositing in my favour tbh). personality wise, I’ve been known to be very ditzy and forgetful (trauma 🤪), but Im incredibly optimistic empathetic, protective, creative and easily frightened. Im a petty bitch and Im not afraid to say it, I WILL hold a grudge and be very passive aggressive to anyone that’s hurt someone I care about but I do so with comedic timing which makes it acceptable 😌

my name’s Heather and my pronouns are she/her, I hope that’s enough info but please let me know if I’ve missed anything!!

hope you have a wonderful week and congratulations again, you deserve it so much, you are such an incredible talent!! 💗

hi my love!

thank you for participating again :)

i had to go back and read the first blurb i did to make sure i don’t rephrase anything, so i’m sorry if i repeat anything i’ve already said. (also omg, hard same on the round face thing, i also have a very round face. and the looking ill part made me laugh, im also really pale and generally unhealthy so i look sick a lot too.)

jon is very much a brooding individual. not negative necessarily, but definitely pessimistic. he’s been beaten down, and tends not to see the brighter side of things. i cant blame him, but it could make being around him a little bit difficult if you don’t function in the same way as him. youd balance him out, and he’d appreciate the little bit of joy you’d bring into his life. especially since you’re short, you’d be his little ball of sunshine, even if you don’t consider yourself to be that. you’d seem like that to him, and it would be a nice change of pace for him.

i don’t know what it is about him, but i think he has a bit of a mischievous personality that he doesn’t get to show often. he doesn’t have any reason to. but you’d bring out this side in him that’s childlike, and curious. he never really got to be a kid, and he’d feel comfortable enough around you to let loose a little. he’s incredibly protective, so he’d never put you in harms way or let anyone mess with you. but i think after a few pints of ale, he could be convinced to play some sort of prank on you.

maybe sam accidentally broke something of yours, and you were upset. you weren’t genuinely pissed at him, but you weren’t letting him get off free. maybe you did something equally as harmless, like throwing off his schedule or hiding something of his, and he gets sick of it. so he goes to jon, and jon is appalled by the idea.

“you’d have me play a joke on her? i do value my life, you know. her bad side is not one i want to get on.”

and sam would whine, telling him to grow up and be a man. he’d convince jon to go along with some sort of prank, maybe scaring you since they both know you scare easily. they’d wait behind a column, knowing you’d come that way and have ti pass them. they’d jump out, yelling.

you’d scream, moving into a fighting stance, when they’d both burst out laughing. you’d recognize that it was harmless fun, and you actually enjoyed that jon was having fun for once. but at the same time, there was no way you’d let them get away with it without getting them back.

“very mature,” you’d say, clutching your chest with a scowl on your face.

jon would laugh, bringing you into his arms. his cheeks were warm and rose tinted from the alcohol.

“i’m sorry, darling,” he’d say, clutching you tightly to him while trying not to laugh. “i had to. it was funny, you have to admit it.”

you’d hug him back, but glare up at sam, who’d take that as his cue to scamper off before you decided to do something rash.

you’d give jon a squeeze, before pushing him away. “asshole.”

“love,” he’d whine, and you’d find it so difficult to not smile at his tone.

you remained with a blank face, staring up at him with narrowed eyes. you may have been small, but you were scary. and jon took one look at your face before raising his hands in surrender, taking a step back.

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hope you enjoyed this! thank you again for your kind words, and for participating again. i really appreciate the support :)

you gave him a smile so calm that it struck fear in his heart. “you should be afraid, snow. very afraid.”

“shit,” he murmured, before shrugging and linking his arm with yours. “i’ve accepted my fate. do me a favor, though…go after sam before me. id like to be prepared.”

[mithliya]

I am very sick of white people losing their minds over kids animated white characters turned into colored characters!!!

And whenever you explain to them why it's literally okay to do that, they always pull the "okay but what if I turned this black character white? It wouldn't be okay then, hmmmMMMMM?" Like its so OBVIOUS and CLEAR and OBVIOUS and LUCID and GODDAMN PERSPICUOUS that you dont understand what its like to never see a character that looks like you. That speaks the same language as you. That has the same culture as you. That was born in the same country as you. That faces the same issues as you due to your race. I have always lived in the usa as an arabic person, and i never got that! I never saw other arabs in kids media! What I got was aladdin, which was so hilariously inaccurate, that I thought it was Indian as a kid and didnt even realize it was just a grotesque display of ignorance about my culture, SO ignorant that it was unrecognizable.

Its important to have diversity in kids media, especially western kids media!!! The only reason youd be so pissed angry outraged appaled disgusted when a random white character whose race doesnt even have anything to do with the character itself becomes another race is because youre racist. Like. Thats the only reason youre being such an emotional little shit. Let children of color have this asshole!!!

Sorry mena, Ive just been so frustrated about this recently with the trailer of a new kids movie, and white people pissing and shitting themselves iver how a white character whose race didnt even play any part in the story became black. I needed to spill my guts!!!!

i hate when white ppl whine about that too 🥴 there’s countless white characters & on one end sure i get it the west is majority white but there’s a huge number of poc there too and seeing positive representation of ppl of your background growing up can be so important, it can inspire and encourage kids positively in many ways. i wish that instead of turning white characters into poc to create diversity, that they would create characters that are poc to begin with, that’s my only qualm.

[fizzypadz]

whether youre a vriska liker or homestuck liker or not i am fucking appalled that youd let some goncharov girl who ISNT EVEN REAL ! get so close to defeating her like this is UNREALISTIC . there is no way for the fake goncharov woman to even hold a candle to the gravitational force that vriska homestuck commanded on here .this is like if "history professor secretly dating the english teacher” post guy nearly won against sans for tumblr sexyman like its erasure of history

[wontgoup]

When they blew up the Chinese cemetery in Noble Park.

My brain was scattered and my nerves were alight. When someone was buried in with my dad, after he had committed domestic violence. It mightve been a performance. It mightve been my parents being themselves, both fighters. Against a monarchy that wanted their blood, first and foremost. Despite their faith.

I was appalled during both instances. But to pay for cremation versus a state owned plight that would eventually get dug out and be used as they decide to use it cos its not private. Youd expect a notification at least. Its a basic courtesy. Had that been provided i wouldve understood.

But blowing up a Chinese cemetery to prove a point of admonishing dominance by an irish catholic bastard. The youngest female mayor in all of aus let that happen. It is so incredibly rude. As it is, a clear political maneouvre to show a females strong arm, despite it demonstrating her own preferences.

Sometimes, in Asia, where youve got civil wars, being detonated by the same white families, not just starving oth er people. But killing them then stealing their stuff on top. Migration and cyber security become important but sometimes, when you are trying to quench the unrelenting strong arms of other leaders, decl a ring martial law but regulating it in a way that makes your state safe. It makes more sense, than just blowing up other peoples graves. Or declaring a war on drugs and killing numerous people, despite knowing the same people that start those civil wars are also the same ones declaring a war on drugs, while demanding human rights for the refugees they have to kill to run their civil wars and steal as much as they can, for themselves.

It becomes messy. But whose bribing who here? And who is simply running it all, after owning it all. From a distance, to therefore not be the one caught in other peoples poor performances. We have clear roles and being political is second to owning it all, up here.

Anne Michaels, from “Bison”

[bunabi]

I really wish young men could get helpful relationship advice online without being bombarded with manipulative ass pickup artist mfs who think being denied access to women’s bodies & time is inherently emasculating

there’s gotta be a better way than this 😩

[incorrecthomosexuals]

Sokka: When have I ever done anything stupid and irresponsible?

Zuko: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.