#you're not going anywhere.

[teddybeartoji]

I give you: kissing the back of Sukunas neck while he gives you a piggy back ride.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEED NEED NEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!! HE'S JUST GRUMBLING AT YOU BUT YOU SEE THE GOOSEBUMPS ON HIS SKIN AND YOU KNOW HE LOVES IT>:3333333333 and he's definitely smirking to himself too fake ass idgafer i saw you smile!!!!!!!!

ok but just overall too this is such a cute concept!!!!!!!!! he will. roll his eyes at you if you tell him that you're too tired to walk or that your shoes are uncomfortable but then he's already kneeling down in front of you (what a sight btw.... ) and you're like???????????????? bc you didn't think he'd actually carry you yk?? but he's just telling you to hop on and he will not take no as an answer. whatever you say goes - if you don't want to walk anymore then so be it. he has absolutely no trouble carrying you all the way home no matter how far that might be. he loves it when you happen to get all sleepy on top of him too btw. like when he feels you just melt into his back, your cheek pressed against his shoulder blades as you doze off.... oh, it makes him feel so strong. because he wants to protect you and he wants to make you feel safe and what better way to know that he's doing good than to feel your steady heartbeat yk?

[mylittleredgirl]

all right everyone here's the plan! please eat ice cream on thursday for my birthday <3

[firesmokeandashes]

Mha "could've been canon" quotes/scenarios

Fake Deku: *walks into the common room and over to Katsuki*

Fake Deku: "Hey Bakugou! Want to go spa-"

Half of class 1 a: *suddenly jumps the fake deku*

Fake Deku: "Wait! What are you guys doing! Get off me!"

Ochako: "Cut the bullshit, we know you're not Deku"

Fake Deku: *detransforms into some random villain*

Villain: "But how? I haven't done anything out of the ordinary!"

Todoroki: "Midoriya never calls Bakugou, Bakugou"

Tenya: "In fact we're not entirely sure he knows how to say Bakugo's real name"

Katsuki: Besides, danger sense would have alerted Izuku before everyone jumped you and gotten out of the way. So really you're just stupid"

Jirou: "Wait, sense this guy isn't Deku-"

Momo: "Where's the real one!?"

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Meanwhile at the villain's hideout:

Izuku: "So you see, you can be whatever you want to be, you don't have to be a villain"

Villain 1: *sniffling* "That's so deep man"

Villain 2: *crying* "No one's ever told us that before! Thank you!"

Villain 3: *sobbing uncontrollably* "Thank you so much! Im gonna turn my whole life around now, I promise!"

Villain 4: *sitting in a corner contemplating their life choices and having a mental crisis*

Izuku: *slightly flustered* "There's really no need to thank me! You guys should have been told all this from the beginning!"

All four villains: *thinking* 'And he's humble too!'

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Back at UA:

Aizawa: "So you mean to tell me he's been missing for FIVE HOURS!?"

Katsuki: *frustrated sigh* Yeah"

Aizawa: *insert groan of dissapointed and frustration*

Aizawa's phone: *rings*

Aizawa: "What!?"

Villain 1: "Um, is this Erasurehead?"

Aizawa: "Yes, what do want? I'm in the middle of important business!"

Villain 1: "Well, you see, we have one of your students, Midoriya, and we want to know where we should drop him off at?"

Aizawa: "...."

Aizawa: "What do mean 'drop him off at'"?

Villain 1: Well, he kind of gave us a talk about how we don't need to be villains and now we all feel bad about the stuff we did and want to give him back to you"

Aizawa: *sighs tiredly while dragging his hand down his face*

Aizawa: "Meet me at the abandoned choclate factory over on 15th street"

Villain 1: "Okay! Yeah, we can do that and I just want to say how sorry we are for kidnapping him! We're fully expecting to be arrested when we get there, so don't worry about us putting up a fight"

Aizawa: *sighs tiredly and hangs up*

Katsuki who listened to the whole conversation on speaker phone: "So he did it again?"

Aizawa: "Yup."

Katsuki: "And now you have to call the police and do more paperwork than you want to?"

Aizawa: "Yup."

Katsuki: "Want me to go with you to pick him up or..."

Aizawa: "Yes, lord knows he's gonna need someone to talk to on the way back and I cannot deal with him right now."

Katsuki: "So... what do we do with this guy?"

Katsuki: *jabs finger towards the shapeshifing villain who is tied and gagged with sero's tape snd spewing muffled curses at them*

Aizawa:"Hand him over to campus security and let them take care of him"

Katsuki: *nods and drags the screaming villain out the door with him*

Aizawa: "Im getting too old for this"

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Later at the abandoned Chocolate Factory:

Aizawa, Katsuki, and a handful of cops walk into the Factory:

Izuku: *jumping up and down while waving his hand*

Cops: *rush over to arrest the villains*

Izuku: "Sensei! Kacchan!! Over here!"

Katsuki: "We know, idiot! We aren't blind!"

Villain 1 being arrested: *whispering* That's 'Kacchan'? I thought he'd be nicer"

Villains 2-4 also being arrested: *nod in agreement*

Izuku: *bounds over to Aizawa and Katsuki*

Izuku: "Sensei! Kacchan! You're not going to believe the day I've had!"

Izuku: *begins rambling*

Aizawa looks tiredly at Katsuki: "You take care of him, I have a big enough headache as it is"

Katsuki: *nods and turns back to listen to Izuku's rant and scold him for being reckless and getting in trouble again*

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[kuromi-hoemie]

was drunk at my friend's place yesterday and her bf was given some throwing knives, played around for a bit and i still got it 🧐 that was my last push to get back into knife throwing, haven't been into it since i was 17/18 lol. i ordered these ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა

edit: if ur here from my top posts you can see me throw them here!

[fear0phobia]

Edwin Payne and Charles Rowland - The Case of Crystal Palace (1x01)

[shotmrmiller]

graduating student reader is now post grad!reader who cries to Simon about how she can’t find a real job and he just tells her not to worry her pretty little head while he makes his way between her thighs to distract her

won't tell you that he had already planned to keep you (in every sense of the word) because you'd fight him on it and honestly, while he is willing to compromise on a lot of things, providing anything and everything for you is not one of them.

he pulls you to his lap, strong hands readily maneuvering you so that you're straddling him instead, feeling him give the space between your shoulder blades a couple of awkward pats. doesn't say much neither, not like he could squeeze in anything in between your slurred words and sharp hiccups.

"s'alrigh'," he murmurs, "we'll figure it out." as if he hasn't had a game plan set since the moment you didn't let him buy you a drink that one night long ago.

the only thing you'll be figuring out is how many babies do you want to give him and what degree do you want to have so it can collect dust in the closet because you're this 🤏🏽 close to being his trophy wife.

and him shamelessly bucking his hips up while you're still sniffling and wiping your tears is something he can't help you're just the best thing he's ever had :(

it makes you kinda irritated because can you stop being horny for a second, simon but at least you're not crying anymore.

he's not fucking you til you've had three orgasms minimum and crying from overstimulation.

[crimeronan]

it's 3AM and i want to take a walk but it's rainy and cold and way too dark. step into my world for a bit let's go somewhere together

[quadrantadvisor]

Alright new Jason Todd headcanons in a dpxdc setting:

Danny is a "liminal" ghost, rather than a "half" ghost. He's alive and dead at the same time. (He's like Jesus Christ (in the church denomination I grew up in), fully ghost and fully human.) Danny, in human form, can go through a ghost shield, because he IS a living human.

Jason, however, is a reanimated corpse. He isn't a ghost, wouldn't have a ghost core, etc, he has a normal human system that runs ON ectoplasm. Jason CANNOT go through a ghost shield, because he is always an ectoplasmic entity. Danny can go through the Fenton Ghost Catcher and be split into a ghost and a human; if Jason went through the ghost catcher, he would straight up die.

(For my purposes I'm gonna say that Jason became an ectoplasmic entity upon his resurrection, but wasn't very stable. Dunking in the Lazarus pit stabilized his system but also poisoned his ectoplasm.)

I do think that Jason could learn certain ghost abilities if he learned to harness his ectoplasm, especially if they detoxed him off the Lazarus waters. He's probably already enhancing his stealth and strength in ways he hasn't really noticed. I think he's held back by the amount of physical matter he's lugging around, so maybe he couldn't fly, but I'm imagining temporary invisibility, or intagibility of like, a limb at a time. Maybe he can't walk through walls, but in a fight he can dodge by instinctively making the targeted part of his body intangible.

[egberts]

"artists don't do that they do this so i can tell if this person is faking/bad/liar by simply looking at how they did this" oh really? did you talk to all artists? and they told you they do it that way?

[leniisreallycool]

"Belphie was stuck in the attic for years!" "No he was up there for decades!"

bitch he was stuck in the attic for a few months at most. Lucifer sealed him there immediately before choosing MC for the exchange program (a week or two at most). If it had been years or decades since Belphie was locked up, MC couldn't have been in the exchange program because they would have been old or even dead.

Also, Solomon and the angels arrived in the Devildom the same day as MC. They left on the same day which means exactly one year would have been the day MC arrived. Which means the demons sent to the human world and the Celestial Realm also left the same day. Belphie disappearing years before the program officially started would have been extremely suspicious and Lucifer's lie would have fallen apart immediately

[ruvviks]

// COMMISSIONS!

opening up general commissions so i thought i'd make a new post, most info is already in the slides but i require a document with information and references before we can get started, list below!

// WHAT YOU'LL PUT IN THE DOC.

which type of commission you want (head/bust/half body + lines/color)

short description / introduction of your oc

at least one visual reference but preferably more; face claim, art, picrew (if the maker allows it), NO a/i art!

additional visual references such as pose, clothing, tattoos, and color scheme; if you don't have any preferences, you can skip this!

additional details that i need to keep in mind (freckles, scars, stuff like that)

what kind of background you'd like (solid color, gradient, dual color)

// NOTES.

DM me before paying! i would like to see references first before receiving payment, so i'll know what i'll be working on!

if there's no open slots left, i can put you on the waiting list and i'll reach out to you as soon as i've worked through my queue :D i work in batches as to not overwork myself, so i cannot give you an indication on how long you'll be on the waiting list

i'll keep you updated throughout the entire process, please keep an eye on your tumblr dms when commissioning me for smooth communication! i'm willing to move to discord for communication too, but if i don't know you well please keep it professional

i might charge extra for complicated background pattern requests, complicated armor or complicated tattoos, but feel free to request anything because we can always discuss details about stuff!

the end result is a digital artwork of your oc, you will not receive any physical goods!

you’re allowed to post the art wherever and use it for icons and such, as long as you don’t take credits for the art yourself. you are not allowed to sell it or use it for n/f/t or a/i purposes

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/nuclearvessel

[leqclerc]

Charles Leclerc and Sebastian Vettel in the media pen after the race, Silverstone 2022

[cl0ud-ninex]

Babes, I need to tell you something...

If you're one of the 'DaNy StAnS' who believe that Dany has to die to fulfill some bittersweet/tragic ending while also wanting the other characters especially the Starks to live happy health lives and become kings and queens you're not a real Dany stan.

You're just a Daenerys anti. The only difference between you and the antis is that the antis are more honest about how they actually feel about her.

[mrsoharaa]

Suguru peeps open his pretty mauve eyes to glance down at you while messily, sensually making out with you. to soak in the pretty, muffled moans seeping out from your sealed lips and the adoring blood flourishing against your cute cheeks. all while cornering you deep into the shared couch, one arm resting on the back of the couch behind your head the other subtly, playfully lingering along the juncture of your jawline to the back of your neck. his thick fingers playing with the cute little baby curls of your hair amongst your neck, earning more adorable, trembling moans from you.

[suckmyarschkarte]

wow wrighty is just like me

[hearts-hunger]

danny trying to convince you to stay in bed when you're already running late