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The devil whispering in my ear telling me to spite some of my friends who don't like Shadow, i should probably ignore him-
Go watch the Dark Beginnings sneak peak, boy! Gaze upon the art and epicness and CINEMATIC VISUALS Shadow's short is getting
#i should stop#buuut it's too good to not watch.#you're missing out bro#moot response bit#sonic x shadow generations#shadow dark beginnings#sonic x shadow generations dark beginnings
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What if the plant body hadn't worked out, and the Holy Mausoleum solution had actually taken a long time to sort of "fix" Shen Qingqiu's body and fully call his soul back to it, so that hundreds of years passed and civilization in PIDW/SV world progressed to the point of something like the "modern era"?
Imagine Luo Binghe trying to delicately introduce his shizun to such strange concepts as smart phones and credit cards, while Shen Qingqiu is just desperately trying to figure out how dumb he should play this. Would it be believable for him to get everything on the first try? There have to be some differences between what he knows and this world's versions, right, because of the demons and cultivators and things? Right?? But it's not like any of this actually IS difficult for him to grasp!
Luo Binghe: Shizun already discerned how to type using a keyboard...?
Shen Qingqiu, sweating bullets: what, like it's hard?
#bingqiu#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#shen qingqiu desperately looking up pidw on binghe's phone#that novel doesn't exist thank goodness#though there are a LOT of historical novels and scholarly articles featuring his name and luo binghe's#maybe that stands to reason but why is it all... like that...?#he finds a particularly trashy modern retelling and can't put it down despite the number of upsetting things in it#so he just rips it apart in the comments section#airplane: cucumber bro??? you're finally back from the dead???#shen qingqiu: YOU!!!! I'm going to rip out your spine and beat you to death with it!#airplane: aww I missed you too#everyone else in the comments: 👀
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Giddy up cowboy!!!
Dante and Eiden are in my top three Eiden ships hehe. BUT I'M SORRY EIDEN IS A TOP TO ME I'M SO SORRY-
#nu carnival#nukani#nu carnival dante#nu carnival eiden#dante#eiden#fanart#art#ds art#doodles#dante is SOOO amazing guys!!! seriously!!!#but i know i miss out on story context if i don't watch the spicy rooms#unfortunately top!eiden lives rent free in my brain LOL I'M SORRY but it's why I can't really see all the tops rooms ;~;#also if anyone recognizes dante's pose in the second art you're a super smash bros fan haha
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SOMEONE KILL THEM PLEASE SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM SOMEONE KILL THEM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
#vent#rant#uhc shooter#brian thompson#donald trump#elon musk#jd vance#i know it won't stop with them but life would be so much more peaceful for me if they'd just drop fucking dead.#still i prevail. im still here.#skyguy's moment of weakness#i try not to be a doomer or whatever and for the most part im not!!#i am simply#scared. very scared. and a little jaded.#i will fight as well as i can by living and loving to the fullest i can#let them take me not curled up and shrouded in a white flag but smiling and thriving and breathing and reading and talking and laughing#me screaming in effort LIFE. GOES. ON. I WILL LIVE TO SEE PEACE AND PROSPER.#i love you all btw. i hope your day gets better :] go out and kiss the skies if you're able.#i know what it's like to not see beauty and im privileged enough to see the same days in a brighter light than my younger self.#but please someone kill them please that would be ideal.#and fighting. i will go out fighting and screaming and indignant as well. i am a coin.#how did they miss THREE TIMES BRO COME ON
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We could make Sqq a transformer in his past life. Like optimus prime sorta transformer. Cybertronian.
He'd be the only surviving seeker (winged guy) on the autobots side (I don't know all the canons but I don't think they have, like, any). Pretty young when the war started - unfathomably ancient for humans, the kiddie of the group to them.
And he arrives on earth. Discovers the Internet. Immediately gets hooked on critiquing stupid Web novels in every language, which being a sentient machine he can do at great speed without forgetting anything. Decides to read the final chapter during a battle because he's so close to the end and airplane had better pull SOMETHING good. Is so infuriated (distracted) by the ending he messes up and immediately gets killed by some low level decepticon. After FIVE MILLION years of war he gets offed by some loser over a stupid human story that wasn't even very good. He dies SO furious.
And then he gets reborn a human.
He is, as the kids say, big mad.
How by Primus do they do anything??
#I can't decide if back on earth it's post reveal or not because the revelation that a cybernetic alien soldier was the one being catty in#the comment section of his harem story would break sqh. It'd be so funny if he didn't believe him tho#Sqq trying so hard to blend in when he knows basically nothing about even modern human norms outside of stories and memes#No one can decide if Sqq just has hallucinations or has been possessed by an eldritch monster#Sqq: *under his breath because his thoughts are so hard to hold on to now* I MISS being able to fly myself#Sqq: *drops important items like xiuya because he keeps forgetting he doesn't have hammer space anymore* *heavy sigh*#Sqq: *does a weird twist of his limbs because he can no longer turn into a vehicle* *mortified*#Mqf: shixiong... Is everything alright?#Sqq; who's been trying to air drop his medical information to his hard drive because he's too squeamish to say it out loud: yeah - Yes.#Sqq with great feeling: humans... Are so SOGGY. You're all so SQUISHY and full of all sorts of nasty FUILDS. I have to consume SO much#And all I get is SMELLY#No wonder your species started global warming#Sqh: bro can you not??#He adores lbhs cooking tho.#svsss#shen qingqiu#transformers#scum villain's self saving system#the scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#He's an idiot but he's an incomprehensibly ancient battle hardened 7m tall metal warrior squished into mortal form idiot#He is not picking up the signs lbh is putting down#At least once he figures out human limitations he can be a good strategist again
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incoming rant about accents in writing
i am begging mario fanfic writers to stop adding -a to every other word that Mario and Luigi say. we know they have an accent. you don't have to spell it out. it legitimately pulls me out of the story every single time and i have to stop and breathe for a sec before i can keep going while trying to ignore it.
maybe describe their accents instead?? I would much rather read "a lilting and musical cadence" once than "don't-a you think-a so" every time they have dialogue.
believe me when i say this is a criticism coming from a place of love. i know we all grew up reading jk terf's awful transcriptions of french and cockney accents, but I know we can move past that behavior. it takes so much less effort to just write the words normally.
and this goes for any character with an accent in any work, tbh. I'm pretty sure anyone with an obviously-foreign accent is already self-conscious about it enough; there's no need to laser-focus on an accent like that in writing. you may not be doing it to intentionally mock anybody but to me it very much comes off that these characters are not taken seriously, because it so blatantly points out their difference in speech, and that's usually the first thing an immigrant is mocked for.
#and if you're inclined to say 'it's for comedy' just think about that for a minute#if you're using it for comedic effect you are literally poking fun at somebody's accent which they have little to no control over#that isn't funny that's just mean#super mario bros#super mario#mario fandom#bowuigi#fic writing#fanfic writer#writing advice#sensitivity reader#any sensitivity readers out there feel free to weigh in on any points i missed here#this is mostly just a rant with the first points i could come up with
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I love how the bats are known for having a million gadgets and being overprepared for anything meanwhile dick doesn’t have pockets
#leo says shit#batfam#nightwing#dick grayson#i mean im sure he does but bros out their in a skintight catsuit with no utlitity belt. how#hot take but nightwing has the worst costume of the entire fam#everyone else has some sort of swag meanwhile he's just a dude in a mask with a stick#i bird on your chest does not make you look like a superhero you're still just Some Guy#if you dont want to wear a cape you either have to have an excessive amount of armor or tactical gear or be spiderman#i miss discowing.#i miss the dark blue costume with the gold across his chest and shoulders.#he looks so stupid when he's around people in the daytime#least he could do is add something around his waist. like a blue lighting design or a skirt.#something to jazz it up cuz he looks so lame.
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some sketches
based on @theicarusconstellation's writing

I keep thinking of details I left out and stuff I need to fix but if I let myself do that I'm going to go insane so we're leaving it at this

Also some Sirius because they're a fucking king and we love them (I very strongly hc them as genderqueer and using any pronouns, but specifically he/they/she/it)
The dress was a bit of a failure but hey it looks like fabric at least I think maybe
#fanart#marauders era#fanart of fanfiction#Sirius#A form of jegulus#Not sure if reg being an animagus is widely accepted Canon but I fucking accept it it's mine now and i will die on this hill#I DO however know that Sirius is generally accepted to have tattoos but unfortunately I'm shit at coming up with tat designs#I don't think there's a generally accepted list of what tattoos they have but if there is I would love to hear it#If not ig I'll just make something up#She probably has like. At least one wolf and dog one somewhere#Then definitely canis major#Idk how sappy they are but I want them to be one of those people who gets their friend group to draw hearts or stars and gets those tattooe#Also skeleton designs v much. I want them to have a cat skeleton on their hip in that curling position#Like the floaty cat#Maybe with a moon or star in the center#No real reason I just think he'd look fuckin awesome with it#He also probably has a really cool stylized semicolon on his wrist#I can't give him a koi/sun one cause that's mine and it doesn't fit then anyways#But definitely the top piece is the full moon symbolizing Remus#The bottom idk about but like maybe a squished up dog? Not like disproportionate I'm sure I could figure something out#Honestly they probably also have tats for each of their friends#I'm thinking a stylized deer under a full moon with the rat on it's head#or just prongs and moony w/ little bro between them#Brainstorming idk#If u read all that congrats I don't know why or what you got from it#Welcome to the live stream of my consciousness (you're missing not strong enough fucking BLARING in the background of all my thoughts)
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I read a text post about a character and it had super surface level shit, but it was presented as "look at Frank from this angle", and it was just
frontal picture with one focus perspective kind of deal. It described information that was given blatantly in the game, however the post presented it as a revelation of some sort? Where's the angle?
But then I thought that maybe not all people are into said character, or maybe their focus was elsewhere while playing, or whatever. And like,
That's so not a big deal, I can't blame others for not getting something on the go, why should I go to my friends and laugh about them for not getting something that I saw and they didn't? Also, I may not even be right about Frank. How about that?
I remember back in the ME fandom people reading way too much into a beloved character, and when some of the universally accepted analyses were brought to their writer, their answer was "you're reading way too much into this".
Imagine asking something very basic to an expert out of genuine curiosity because you're not seeing what their trained eye sees, and their reaction would be laughing in your face and call you stupid. Except that nobody is an expert and you're asking for help on how to make cutouts
Isn't the most important thing that we're passionate about the same thing? Because like, the more I thought about my instinct of just, wanting to roast that post (and consequently the person) with my friends, the more I remembered seeing the same attitude around, frequently, and lately it's so severe that it prompted others to make polls on feeling stupid for enjoyed things (the number of people picking yes, holy shit, that was heartbreaking)
I like Frank, they like Frank, maybe we should focus on this rather than bringing out the pedestals, and I'm talking to myself first because I tend to do this when I like something so intensely that my perspective becomes The Perspective(TM). And it isn't.
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tl;dr: feeling superior on something to the point of wanting to shame others for approaching the same topic in a different way isn't cute
#fandom critical#I guess? I'm included in my own critical lol#I don't think we need to be kind and accepting every fucking time#we're humans and we're supposed to be flawed#and gossiping is fine??? but before or after you vent just put some thought on why you're having an exaggerated reaction#there's a line between being passionate about something and acting like you own that something#you want to belong yet you act to exclude#heavy metal bros level shit#'if you like anything they did past ...and justice for all you're a poser and you need to be shamed publicly'#sorry for the enormous ramble I'm very disappointed @ myself for contributing to this lol#in my language it's called 'having a straw tail'#also I think death magnetic is a great album and the heavy metal bros are missing on gorg stuff out of elitism *coughs*
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The "normal theatre = straight plays, musical theatre = gay plays" by the TCB made me laugh so much.
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two people having sex can also be a threesome in spirit, if you believe
#thikning again abt alan alice and barry#but not (!) in the config you're thinking abt#tani's personal shit#i miss them SO much bro its insane (<-too freaked out abt life to keep writing nor gaming)
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So uh, I just finished a oneshot (I will publish later today). And I had fun with it. A lot. It also made me realize the yearning.
They might be so back! No this is not a drill!
Not just that but I come back to them every once in a while which could be a sign (including Arashi and Tsukasa but they are platonics). I'll wait it out before adding hastily to my list again but it may be likely. Also I am just unleashing Enstars brain juices I kept bottled up for way too long... Will you all forgive me for this potential relapse?
Also yes this means I will involve the ProSekai collab. I kept up with that at least and no, I was not normal while I did. My ProSekai boys interacting with Enstars guys!? And Izumi was in the collab!? And other favs of mine too!? Of course I have a lot of thoughts!
Toya is also my little bro btw. Izumi was obligated by a contract to be nice to Toya or else I would have sent a certain someone for his kneecaps /lh
#Testimonial Evidence#Even now Knights actually haunts me and I embrace it. Hah... I cannot avoid it at this point.#Gonna specify that I try to not support HappyEle to the best of my abilities. Unfortunately it is impossible with this unit.#Enstars won't leave me alone bro. It pulls you back whether you like it or not. Send help.#But if you missed my Knights posting... There you have it. You're probably getting it back!#Gonna have to put their plushies out and in the wash. Nui pictures will probably return too.#f/o community#fictional other community#potential f/o#enstars yume
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how do you politely tell your uni classmates that you're not gonna sit the exam for them
#i have gotten the reputation as The Good Student Who Helps People Out and listen. if there's good reason i will absolutely help you#like if you miss classes due to work or if you're ill. or if you have kids/dont live in this city. all's fair game then!#but when you ask me shit like “hey do you know what's gonna be on the exam”#or “hey do you know about XYZ” when XYZ is already on my notes that I've already sent to you#then I'm simply convinced you're lazy and want me to do your work for you and I'm honestly not having that#also girl how would i know what's gonna be on the exam. do you think i see the future???#like yesterday DURING THE ONLINE EXAM i was getting bombarded with messages from two different people#one was asking me to tell her the answer to an entire ass essay#and the other asked me something that was very clearly and simply given to us in the exercise question#like the question was “use any text we've studied to analyse X Thing” and i was asked “does exercise a want us to analyse X Thing”#BRO. LITERALLY JUST READ THE ONE (1) LINE OF TEXT THAT'S TELLING YOU EXACTLY THAT.#idk this is such a whiny stupid vent but it legit feels like I'm being taken advantage of sometimes and it's annoying
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And I'll dream each night of some version of you That I might not have, but I did not lose
Don't ask me, I thought too hard about Echo again
@whyoneartheven
#star wars#bro actually i think about fives and echo and their relationship every day and i am. not mentally okay like i think i need actual help#but actually “stick season” by noah kahan is driving me nuts okay#like. like what do you MEAN “now i'm stuck between my anger and the blame that i can't face”#and “and i'm terrified of weather cause i see you when it rains”#and “so i thought that if i piled something good on all my bad/that i could cancel out the darkness i inherited from dad”#and “no i am no longer funny cause i miss the way you laugh”#and “now you're tire tracks and one pair of shoes/and i'm split in half but that'll have to do/oh that'll have to do/my other half was you”#i am not OKAY!!! I AM NOT OKAY SEND HELP
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#bro why is everyone growing up and away and trying to figure out their lives and careers and loves#and im just sitting here missing them?#like sure im trying to figure out mine too we're all that age so I don't resent them for it#but why don't they miss me? why don't they feel empty when they haven't talked to me in a long time?#like. didn't they feel very light and happy after talking to me like i did with them don't they have a bad day and think that oh ill#talk to me and it will all feel okay even if it isn't just for a minute?#oh ny god i feel so pathetic asking this but like why am i suddenly crying now???#like my bestf. she's so busy in her new internship in mumbai that she can't be bothered to text me back#a simple yes no question for days. like i understand you have cool new office and work and friends and your stupid fucking ex#that you couldn't stop crying about to me living in that city with you but what about me? what about us?? what about you saying#that you're my first bestfriend i haven't told this to anyone else this is forever everyone else judges me but you're the best#like i just feel like if you're going to leave me then don't fucking say shit like that to me??#okay oh my god this is so irrational but i literally can't stop crying and it's definitely pms like i checked#she's not even leaving she's just suddenly busy and adjusting it's only been like a month#but i hate this stupid fucking knife like fear that as soon as someone is a little busy or seems like they're pulling away a little my#brain is like okay they hate me they're going to leave me so pack your bags we're leaving first#like i know a better solution would be to just tell her that hey dude i fucking miss you and i saw this show and remember how you used to#love peter kavinsky because he was adorable and i want to sit and watch it with you and just why aren't we back in school#where we are basically forced to hang out for like 7 hours because im so sick of only seeing you like once in 2 months for a few hours#like i know it's not your fault and we're just growing up and in different directions but just please like five more minutes can you stay#i don't even have the confidence to say anything to her lol she's my only friend like if even she gets mad and leaves#but i know that's not how healthy relationships work. and ugh my sister is so fucking far away i can feel it everyday#in the 5 and a half hour time difference. i hate this i hate everyone everyone has to go so far away#i hate living in this empty fucking house and being responsible for my own emotions fuck this isse accha toh living with dad hi hai#atleast when im there there are only 2 emotions anxiety and boredom. now i have a whole house to myself to cry whenever I need#for however long i need in a locked room. really looking forward to adulting haha i can see just see myself succeeding so well🙄#man this is crazy im gonna go do jumping jacks or something so this comes and goes faster#umm#dni
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*emerges from the void that is work and social exhaustion*
Aaaaaccceeeee oh my goodness this comic is just....augh its so well done and emotional and that good good balance of hurt and, well, not so much comfort per say, but more so ease, of experiencing all that pain and emotion and allowing it to feel and accepting its presence and i just AUGH
I adooooore it and I adore you and all the work and improvement youve made in settling into the story and auuuuggghhh i dont have the words to express it so i shall sit here with my "Ace is feckin awesome" sign and confetti cannons
(but also i swear to Raph after this im going to kidnap Future!Leo from u until you learn to play nice!!! /joking)
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RAAAAAHHH!!!
My lovely morse anon!!
I'm looking at you I SEE YOU aaaahhh!!!



Look at you being all sweet to me and stuff staaawwp now I'm a puddle 🥹
I...I just...you...and...gah!-
You never fail to leave me a blubbering mess haauggh/pos
*quick breath*
I have no words to describe just how happy and seen I feel rn oh my stars. Your description, your perspective augh just...thank you, seriously. You have my many many MANY thanks, always.
Also...
(Neh heh 😝/lh)
#ace answers#hello morse anon i missed you and your lovely messages oh stars#i hope you're doing alright i am sending good fall vibes your way 🙌🍂✨#got me crying over here thinking about how sweet and thoughtful you are fr#like bro-#you found the time to write out such a lovely message to me?!? oh my gosh i am beyond words ya lovely person you#as always...until next time my dear morse anon...#:)
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