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OK I've got a little time. Let me tell you about 7 dimensions because it's way easier than I think we're imagining. Fair warning though, I only have words, and like, extremely basic drawing skills, so you're going to have to bear with me.
In some cases people talk about how we "can only imagine life in 3 dimensions, and to imagine anything more would require us to completely blahbity blahbity whatever"
I'm here to defy that notion. And I'm bringing math with me. Don't worry, it's basic and super easy. I literally do not have the patience to write out big crazy formulae, although you could with this if you wanted to.
Now imagine a sphere.
You're on it, hanging out, usefully for me, this sphere looks like planet earth.
Now let's say you wanted to put yourself right there in Africa someplace. That's a sphere, so we're gonna need height, length, and depth so I know exactly where to put the little smiley face that's going to represent you.
Oops, we already have to think in FOUR dimensions, because we can't forget that we're not stationary in the universe. We have to include "time" which is a concept that will help us soon. I went ahead and calculated that for you so you don't end up in the vacuum of space. No worries.
But scientists all over are talking about 4 dimensions. How the heck do you magically get to 7?
Well because we're already operating in 7 dimensions and I can prove it.
We're gonna leave the pictures behind for now and I'm gonna tell a story.
You're at a party. You got some bad news earlier and got your friend to come out with you. He wasn't gonna come out, but heard the distress in your voice and changed plans. He wanted to play beer pong, so that's what the pair of you do. Now with our 4 dimensions of space-time, you can calculate your shot to make sure your friend drinks when your turn comes up.
Throw at the right height, the right angle, the right distance? Perfect. In like Flynn
I'm not drowning anyone in technical jargon am I? Didn't think so. This is about as hard as it gets.
OK so you make your shot and he drinks. Great job.
But let's back up. You'll forgive me a little time travel since this is an imaginary scenario.
Now it's earlier in the day. I mentioned you got some bad news. Well you just hung up the phone and you're considering asking your friend to attend the party with you. Let's say you don't.
Well now..I mean you can throw a million balls in a million cups, your friend is not going to drink.
He's not there.
And with that, we've introduced our other 3 dimensions.
Let's put them all up on the board
Length
Width
Depth
Time
Potential
Influence
Probability
7 dimensions. We know the first 4 so let's go back to our story for the last 3.
Potential: in every situation, there are a seemingly infinite number of possibilities. Let's call each possibility a "Potential"
You're at the party, you're aiming your throw.
Potential 1: you hit, he drinks
Potential 2: you miss, he doesn't drink
Obviously an asteroid could strike, but.. that's not likely. These are the main 2 we need to be worried about.
Influence: You Are the one throwing the ball. Your influence on the ball will affect...
Probability: the likelihood of that ball going into that cup.
The thing is, going back in time again:
If you decided not to invite your friend to the party, he wouldn't have come. The probability of "he drinks" drops to zero because *he's not there*
Just like the thing with time.
Go back to the phone call and you're on with him:
If you just invite him to the party, he will tell you he's thinking of skipping this time. Still a low probability that our situation with beer pong is going to happen.
If you tell him you really want him to come, then you're increasing the level of influence, but maybe not enough to change that probability.
But then you tell him "I got some bad news today and I just really need a friend" and suddenly the potential of being at that table throwing that ball and getting him to drink rises above basically zero.
And I hear the argumentative asshats already "Mihai you iDiOT! YoU'rE jUsT dEsCrIbInG sTuFf ThAt HaPpEnS"
Yeah that's the point. I told you there's no "Woo Woo" here.
You had a bad thing happen
You applied your Influence over your situation by asking your friend to join you which they would not have done without your bad news call.
Your friend attending the party opened up the Potential that you may play a game including cups and balls and drinking
Your friend exercised influence over the situation by asking if you wanted to play beer pong
Then when you started playing, you threw the ball.
You didn't throw it before the cups were set up, meaning you interacted with time as well.
ALL of those things had to line up, just for you to even HAVE a cup to throw at or even a ball to throw.
Had you or your friend not exercised influence, you would not have been playing
Had your influence not won your friend over, they wouldn't have come
Potential? The Potential when throwing the ball is mostly it lands in the cup or it doesn't. The ball doesn't turn into a blue whale or sprout wings and fly away. It lands in the cup or it lands somewhere not in the cup. Those are the Potentials with the highest Probability.
We can think of these new dimensions as new x, y, and z axes.
Our entire universe is the original x, y, and z. Imagine a marble lying on the floor.
It itself is moving through time, which will be your fourth dimension. Meaning if you wanted to touch a specific spot on that marble, you would have to touch where it IS and not where it was or will be. That's dimension 4.
Potential would be like pushing the marble to the side. Left, the ball lands in the cup. Right, it bounces off. That's dimension 5
Influence is your up and down. Pick up the marble, it's no longer in the same place. Let it roll down a hill, it's not in the same place. You act on the universe with your decisions, influencing events around you. Eat a bowl of Ramen? That's an Influence. Drive to a party? You are influencing the universe the entire way there, the entire way back, and every step you take at the party. Even if you just sit still and meditate, the universe is actively being shaped and changed by your presence in it. That's Influence. And that's dimension 6.
And the finally, the one we've been talking about the most. Probability. That's your "in and out". Your marble universe isn't flat. You're not just touching the surface. You can stick your tweezers all the way into the middle of it. And the wider an area you want to hit, the higher probability you have of hitting it. The more precise you want to be, the more difficult it is.
And this scales all the way up and all the way down. Because it's affected by EVERYTHING.
Magnetism exerts influence on things that have gravity. Radioactivity affects the probability of a material staying together or breaking apart. Your desire to stop reading this long ass post is, even as I write it, exerting an influence on my willpower to make it any longer. Meaning the probability of this getting more paragraphs is growing smaller and smaller, and will soon lead to the potential of it being posted. Which will lead to new Potentials that will pop into existence as people read this and go on to affect the universe in their own ways.
The old gods never went away. They are reading this post. The 7th dimensional beings were in the house the whole time. 😂😂😂
Anyway I ain't nobody and I wouldn't presume to know anything more than people who have studied the universe for their entire lives.
It's fun to think about though 🥰 love you. Hope you're having fun!
#ah yes#another unseen post#only I shall have the power then#7 dimensions#only for me#I win#all the time#everything#oh wait does tagging this make it easier to find?#is that why people keep finding these#too late now#😂😅😂#if you find this because of the tags#I love you#you're cursed now#my love is a curse#there is no cure#you're loved#by me#gotcha 💜💙🩷
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Tfw you (currently obsessed with ISAT who never plays pokemon) play a soul-link nuzlocke with a friend (in for a world of torment) and you can't pay attention to a health bar for the life of you nor remember what types are weak to what.
Spoiler under the cut :)
Guy how did you manage to un-evolve yourself
#siffrin isat#loop isat#pokemon#isat#in stars and time#art#fanart#yeah um. pokebeau did NOT survive. psychic bastards curse ye#i named the cofagrigus to be funny silly and friend was like 'you know those trap people and mummify them' and i balked#i saw that isa (machop) had an evolution with four hands and i squeaked#isa died and i died too#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#the sarcophogus looks like the king and house because they are Siffrin's eternal prison :)#id @ my friend but they havent finished yet nvfjdksn there's so much art i have to show them#tfw you make friends with a ghost type and they get really attached and guess what fucking happens#i thought cofagrigus looked so silly before drawing all this and now. i still think it looks silly#kitscribbles#he is coming out to hold hands for realsies :) he does that when you take turns holding each hand every day :) :)#just like try not to hold all four of them. you might get dragged in#you hold their left hand and their right hand and you give them your left foot and your right foot and oh you're being lifted the do o r is#Also runerigus is so so interesting. Horrific memories you say
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malevolent is wild because the two main characters are literally Everything all at once. they're a queerplatonic relationship. they're romantically married. they've been thrice divorced. they're constantly learning about each other. they barely know each other at all. they argue every fucking minute. they have an undying loyalty to each other. like i'm SAYING man it just never ends
#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#john malevolent#gave up trying to retype my tag rant here's the short version (you got lucky today)#me when being human sometimes means being so many things all at once youd think you contradict yourself but no actually#thats a human thing. a person thing#the privilege and the curse of not knowing what you are now because there's still more that you can be#but maybe that's part of it! maybe you're SUPPOSED to be like that? because sometimes progress isn't knowing what you are#it's knowinf what you want to be#and that's a whole thing itself; it's a wholeass thing to figure out but in the meantime maybe.#maybe you ARE something. and that is: you are doing your best. and you are being better#and maybe that's what john and arthur are yknow maybe that's their thing too
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you hate solas x mythal because you think solas shouldn't have had any previous relationships in thousands of years of his life
i hate solas x mythal because it's yet another exhausting love triangle where the slaver and abuser gets a funky reincarnation and the victim gets blamed for absolutely everything and put into magical prison forever..........
we are not the same
#and it's not even 100% clear what they even WERE#the further we go the less and less i respect week's “~it's up to your interpretations~”#solas#mythal#solavellan#dragon age#dav#grow a fucking spine dude#you WILL inevitably piss off at least one part of the fandom by making mythal either solas's lover or mother figure (jesus this is cursed)#as it probably would've been when confirming him either have sex with lavellan or being ace#but now you're just pissing everyone off by inability to commit to your own shit#actually DA has one of the most obnoxious love triangles I've ever seen lol#Also (imho) it would've been much more interesting to make Elgar'nan and Mythal actually y'know#LOVE each other despite still being toxic and unhealthy and maybe even codependent#like not every meaningful relationship in people's lives just HAS to be romantic weeks#Mansplain-Manipulate-Malewife Elgar'nan 🤝 Gaslight-Gatekeep-Girlboss Mythal#I have spoken#bioware critical#i guess
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Death Mark Shitpost Collection - Part 3 [ 1 ] [ 2 ]
#I've been making these for 4 years now you're forced to see it#death mark#spirit hunter: death mark#yashiki kazuo#satoru mashita#cursed shitpost
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#kirby#cursed image#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#less than 50 days now until my immunology appointment#and miraculously my health is still managing to get even worse!#I'm genuinely kind of impressed.#and like. there is absolutely zero guarantee that the immunologist will even like. do their job. so.#feeling very *see above*#so like uh. I'm not religious but if you're the praying type it probably wouldn't hurt to throw me in occasionally if you've got room.#it's gonna be brutal if this one can't/won't treat me either.#favorites
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Love seeing these boys in outfits like these so my hand was simply forced and I had to draw it too-
What do you think they're talking about? I haven't got the slightest clue-
In my heart of hearts I love the flat caps but keep playing myself by drawing so many weirdly shaped hats...
#submas#pokemon#pokemon black and white#pokemon bw#ingo pokemon#ingo#ingo subway boss#emmet pokemon#emmet#emmet subway boss#my art#welcome to the end of the tags#*rises up out of my grave with a baja blast* what's poppin#passed my finals and now I can draw again#the curse has been lifted...#anyways if you're all the way back here hiiiiii
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With the black concrete being removed, N.I.N.H.O being repaired, all of Roier's million photoshop waterframes being put back, Tubbos extensive factories being further expanded, Fit's gym adding a yoga studio, people once again waiting after the gentle thump of a wooden sign to read the words...
It finally kinda feels like we're home.
#it is early and i am emotional dont mind me#never been so happy to see cursed photoshopped images of various minecrafters in my life#morning crew is back together and tubbo is again suffering over hideduo - what could be better?#now if only cellbit could stop being dramatic and open the qsmp launcher to talk to his husband /j#who am i kidding cellbit is incapapble of not being dramatic#qsmp#qsmp lore#quackity#qsmp eggs#i missed all this so much#pssst the rest of the “missing” island members - plz come backkkkk (only when you're ready - we respect breaks and boundaries in this house)
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I love that even with all the lengths Stronghart went through to hide Kazuma's identity (using a mask to hide his eyes and a cloak to cover everything else, banning him from even speaking), the minute Ryunosuke saw him for the first time he suspected it. From his posture alone, they knew each other for about a year and were separated for like eight months and Ryunosuke could still identify his bbf from the way he stood like... Kazuma lost his memory, his identity, his... everything and Ryunosuke still clocked it, even though he literally thinks Kazuma is dead, that the prosecutor's masked apprentice is the whole reason he's even there at all.
Literally what else could Stronghart have done to hide Kazuma's presence from Ryunosuke, he did as much as he could but still Ryunosuke felt it immediately. This feels gayer than most of the yaoi I've come across, this is a major plot point in a romantic drama, this can't not be a trope in one of the kdramas my dad likes to watch on Netflix.
#I feel like if Ryunosuke was like 10% less busy he would've figured it out completely#he just has things to deal with...#also i love how he really wants to be a lawyer now when at the start of the series he was Not Into It#he did it for kazumas dream and bc he didn't want to let susato down and ruin the trip for her#but now hes fully intending on getting his own lawyer certifications and planning to wear both his own and Kazumas armbands#he started out so aimless but now he's found the thing he wants to be and its so nice#anyway barok has homosexual feelings for that mad scientist guy and I know we're supposed to feel bad for him bc his brother was 'killed'#but i dont really feel it yet#he needs to be nicer to me#i do love how worried Ryunosuke was for him after the attack that was kinda cute#they have the opposite views being 'just bc you're an asshole doesn't mean I think you should die' and 'i wont mourn the wicked'#also Ryunosuke being so convinced about the reapers curse is fascinating to me... it gives me ideas for my phoenix!Naruhodos au#andromeda plays tgaa#andromeda plays#asoryuu
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Congratulations! You aged.
🎉🎂🎉
#my art#horror#y2k#computer horror#cursed computer#horror art#creepypasta#In fuckin. Celebration. I guess???#For the record: it's the big THREE ZERO#and this is your annual reminder that I am old enough to know better#I have a lot of mixed feelings in general at the moment so.#Song is “The End” by Neil Cicierega#feel like the combination of a peppy beat and the absolute harrowing of Linkin Park's lyrics#coming from another room#while you're locked inside yours in the dark and isolated#is the best way I can describe how I feel rn its like#Not feeling great but I'm hopefull. I want to be hopefull. But I'm not feeling great.#ASIDE FROM ALL THAT#Ive been having fun with weird media stuff lately this feels like a REAL throwback to when I was 20#like I'm making stuff now I could only dream of#younger Shy'd lose her shit over this
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"youre so special 😔 you're so fucking special 😖 but I'm a cREEP! 😫 I'm a wEeEiiRrDdOoO‼️✋🏻🥶"
- Albus Severus singing creep by radiohead, looking emo-ly out the window like he's in a music video
#source: im the window#hes so creep by radiohead#how emo and how basic the song is 10/10#“youre so special 😔 you're so fucking special 😖 but I'm a cREEP! 😫 I'm a wEeEiiRrDdOoO‼️✋🏻🥶”#i can see it now#hes making an edit in his mind about his dad being the perfect special one and hes just the weirdo#it would be scorp but however much he thinks scorpius is special and perfect hes also very aware that scorpius is as well a massive weirdo#scorbus#hpcc#scorpius malfoy#albus potter#hes also listening to it in headphones so people can hear him screeching and not the actual music lmao#what people those are is up to you#cursed child shit posting is my fave
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I just explained this to someone and I thought I'd make a post for it on here too.
Shrouds in Percy Jackson are like this right?
But their siblings decorate and make them out of silks with decorative embellishments on them?
The empty ones are burned after a quest to symbolise that the person they were made for came back from a quest ALIVE.
The lack of cemetery at chb shows that when they burn Silena, Charlie, Luke, Lee, Castor, everyone's shrouds, they have their bodies in them. They're being cremated.
#which is horrible to think cus while you're on a quest your sibs are preparing for your possible death. which ig is a coping mechanism?#`i know your worring about your sibs possible death why dont you make them a burial shroud! if they come back alive we burn it with them!`#`what if they don't come back alive?`#`....ummm well still burn it`#castor and pollux#lee fletcher#michael yew#charlie beckendorf#silena beauregard#luke castellan#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo#pjo hoo toa#now some might get taken home idk rick never says. it is a kids book he can't out right say it ig#rick riordan#now i dokt think decorating burial shrouds is a an mythology thing or greek thing i think its a 'shit we have to destract these kids from#thinking about the possibility of their siblings death! uhhhhh...... decorate a cloth with us? two birds one stone?'#thing. which is depressing but fair it gives them something else to work on instead of worrying#camp half blood#chb#dont quote me on ancient burial rights but cus idk#the last olympian#the lightning thief#the sea of monsters#the titans curse#the battle of the labyrinth
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AU: Where Sukuna Wins
Part 1
Part 2 here
Imagine an alternate universe in which Sukuna triumphs, dominates over Japan, and endures a lonely existence for many centuries, while allowing some humans to live.
They hold a grudge against him, of course, and want to kill him. They train at Jujutsu High and have some great fighters that occasionally provide Sukuna with some entertainment.
They are so desperate for salvation, they can only find solace in prophecies about a figure with powerful blue eyes that will defeat the king of curses and rescue Japan.
And do you know what Sukuna does in response to that? One might expect him to go full Pharoah mode and kill newborns, but NO!!
HE DOES THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE !!
Whenever he ravages a village and devours the women and children, he ALWAYS spares the blue-eyed infants.
All the curses know better than to kill an infant with blue eyes. The last time a curse did that, Sukuna made sure to make an example of it.
Killing a member of the Gojo clan is also off limits, as well as anything that could delay the reincarnation of this certain person.
These humans are not the only ones waiting for salvation.
Sukuna is also WAITING...for his wretched existence to end at the hands of this person.
The ONLY one worthy of having the honor to do so.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#sukugo#gosuku#my post#reverse pharoah Sukuna let's goooo#Sukuna wants to be defeated by his blue-eyed soulmate sooo bad#I guess that makes Gojo Moses#He's more like Jesus in this situation though#Sukuna is a curse so he needs to die to rest in peace but don't worry him and gojo are gonna die together in this au#he will bring salvation to the people and to Sukuna#in this universe you're only safe if you have blue eyes or if you're a member of the Gojo clan#jesus now that I think about it that gotta change the gene pool overtime#Half the population of Japan will have blue eyes by the time Sukuna gets defeated#people are waiting for gojo to come back in every universe 😔#Sukuna holding a baby in one hand and a fork in another ready to feast *baby opens his blue eyes* Sukuna: NEVER MIND#Sukuna: Uraume take him to the gojo clan so he can train for our fated battle#Uraume: Sukuna-sama this is the 400th baby we sent them the Gojo clan can't train all of them#all of this is for nothing btw because when Satoru actually reincarnates Sukuna will KNOW#he will feel the shift in the the universe🥴#hashtag wish i could write#someone please write a fic about this..
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Prompt 22
Geralt rides into a town only to see a small family fumbling around in the street in a panic. Apparently they're a family business of fishermen who are worried that something much bigger than a fish has swam into a trap of theirs. Geralt gets a promise of money for getting rid of it and goes off to kill whatever water monster it is. But he gets to where they describe the beast and he finds... A mermaid? It's trapped and tied around in a net, facing away from Geralt, and clearly in pain, though he doesn't know why, yet. The webbed ear of the mer flicks and it turns to face him, hissing. Geralt holds his hands out in a placating gesture and sloowly walks closer, only for the mer to slam the full weight of it's tail into Geralt's legs and sweep him off his feet. Gods damn it. It can never be easy. Geralt draws his sword, and begins cutting the trap off the mer, even as it hisses, flails, and tries it's absolute damnedest to claw his face off. He ends up straddling it like it's a fucking gator, and when he frees it of it's restraints, it's only then that he can finally make out the giant wound on the mer's side. Too big and nasty a wound to just release it into the water. Oh great. It's gonna LOVE this. But it's not like he has to DO anything about it. He's a cold, emotionless witcher. He doesn't care of the mer lives or dies. If the wound is infected or kills the mer, he couldn't give less of a damn. So Geralt is currently walking up to his room at the inn, with a very angry hissing mer thrown over his shoulder, clawing the shit out of his armor. When he asks for the bath to be filled, blessedly nobody asks any further questions. The mer stops struggling as soon as it's in the bath, but it sure is still hissing at him. Geralt puts his sword away and takes off his armor and the hissing lessens. Now it's just whenever he gets too close. Big problem. He needs to get close in order to patch up it's wounds. The mer has the biggest, brightest, inhumanly blue eyes, with slitted pupils. It has sharp teeth, and twinkling iridescent blue scales dusting across the edge of it's face and it's cheeks. It stops hissing at him to listen to the bard perform downstairs. It stops attacking him, even as he pokes and prods at their wound. This is great! Except for when the bard stops and the mermaid goes back to thrashing and screaming- So Geralt is forced to hum songs under his breath to calm it. It's pupils expand and it stares at him in awe, with a slightly parted mouth. Geralt's just happy it stopped flopping around like a- w- Well... Like a fish. He fixes it all up, and shares his food, and softly hums to it the whole night, before it curls up a bit more and starts nodding off. He stops humming and steps to the inn's bed, only to be surprised when hearing a voice behind him murmur "Thank you." Oh shit-
#fanfiction prompts#geralt x dandelion#geralt x jaskier#geraskier#the witcher#witcher fanfiction#geralt loves his bard!#writing prompts#requited unrequited love#strangers to lovers#strangers to friends to lovers#mermaid#merman#merfolk#Mermaid Jaskier#Mermaid Au#my best friend follows my account now but he's not liking any of my posts#is this toxic behavior?#should I sue him?#“I'm not in the witcher fandom” okay but you're in the ME fandom buddy boy#enemies to lovers#strangers to enemies to lovers#is jaskier just afraid to talk to him? Was he cursed? does he only know a bit of common? Is he just mimicking? idk up to you babe#expect WAY MORE mermaid prompts btw#maybe not the next prompt#maybe not the next five#but one day#some day#know that there will be at least 800 prompts that include my favorite gay fantasy ever#MERMAAAIIIDDDSSS
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do we still get titan!luz in the defanged Phillip au? and more improtantly
does amity see her?
No but you do get a 'Titan' Philip
Hope you're not too disappointed
#philip finally ridding his system of the palismen he has consumed in the past with an extremely painful ritual:#oh thank titan#the Titan deciding now would be a funny time to start talking to Philip:#you're welcome#fgarart#defanged philip au#basically just a take on his stabilised cursed form#like harpy eda#yea#philip wittebane
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Working on my Teen SY Forced To Navigate The Horrors of Science In A World Made By A Man Who Doesn't Know Acorns Have Seeds In Them (+ other things I headcanon) au and I just think an important thing to note is that in the document I'm writing this in, the system's text is all in comic sans
I think it's just a fun little detail and I like to imagine that it's also comic sans on the little pop up window SY sees. Unfortunate that I can't make it comic sans on ao3, but just know, it is in my heart and soul.
#svsss#shen yuan#scum villian self saving system#imagine dying cursing out a novel and now you're stuck in that novel#with a system who just keeps giving you quests to basically make the world's first encyclopedia through bad scientific methodology#but also that system is all in comic sans#if sy doesn't kill airplane then he is a stronger man than i am
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