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"Your a fucking idiot!!"
"Do you think that it started with Hamas on Oct. 7th?"
"Holy shit!!"
"Deliberately targeting civilians and taking old people and children hostage"
You sure about that?
"Finally, it explains why army spokesperson, Daniel Hagari found that a "substantial" number of the hostages taken by Hamas are military officers." -Wsw.org (Referenced later also!!)
'Jewish militias organized several bombing attacks against civilians and military Arab targets. On 12 December 1947, the Irgun placed a car bomb opposite the Damascus Gate, the main entrance to the Old City of Jerusalem, killing 20 people.[19] On 4 January 1948, the Lehi detonated a lorry bomb against the headquarters of the paramilitary al-Najjada located in Jaffa's Town Hall, killing 15 Arabs and injuring 80.[19][20]'
'The next day, Irgun members in a stolen police van rolled a barrel bomb[22] into a large group of civilians who were waiting for a bus by the Jaffa Gate, killing 20.[23][24][25][26] Another Irgun bomb went off in the Ramla market on 18 February, killing 7 residents and injuring 45.[27] On 28 February, the Palmach organised a bombing attack against a garage in Haifa, killing 30 people.[28]'
Yeah. Israel did bad things.
More than Hamas EVER did.
"As of 5 March 2024, over 31,000 people (30,228 Palestinian and 1,410 Israeli) have been reported as killed in the Israel–Hamas war, including 94 journalists (89 Palestinian, 2 Israeli and 3 Lebanese) and over 136 UNRWA aid workers."
Look at THE FUCKING NUMBERS
". As the World Socialist Web Site has repeatedly warned, ever since his government took office at the end of 2022, Netanyahu has mounted provocation after provocation against the Palestinians aimed at inciting retaliation, as then occurred on October 7. Al-Aqsa Flood provided the casus belli for a pre-planned campaign of mass murder and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinians beginning with Gaza and then moving on to the West bank and including Israel’s two million Arab citizens."
"Many of the Israeli families of those killed, injured or taken hostage on October 7—reflecting a widely held view that Netanyahu is responsible for the disaster and did nothing to prevent it—have called for an independent and international investigation, which the government has refused. They have demanded answers to two basic questions:
What did Israel’s military-intelligence apparatus know in advance about what Hamas had planned?
And what actually happened over the weekend of October 7-8?"
"The authorities have not explained how Israel’s massive electronic border fence could have been breached with only rudimentary tools and without any sirens going off or army bases being alerted—with the result that the Middle East’s most sophisticated army took hours to arrive at the scene in a country no bigger than the US state of New Jersey."
"...and prevent the establishment of a mini-Palestinian state made up of the West Bank and Gaza."
"Just two days after the attack, on Monday October 9, Egypt exposed Netanyahu’s protestations that he had no foreknowledge. An Egyptian intelligence official told the Associated Press that Cairo had repeatedly warned the Israeli authorities that “something big” was being planned."
"Netanyahu has denied receiving any such warning, denouncing the story as “fake news.”
"Israel’s own soldiers also reportedly raised the alarm. But they were ignored and threatened."
"Put more bluntly, they wanted an atrocity and so stood down their defence and rescue services. Furthermore, the Biden administration’s full-throated support for Israel—including its deployment of warships to the region the very next day—indicates that October 7 was seized on by US military and intelligence officials to activate war plans prepared long in advance."
"Palestinian prisoners held in Israeli prisons—some 1,500 of whom were being held under administrative detention, without charge or trial, for an indefinite period."
"..which just five days earlier had been extended by one day to October 7."
"According to reports in the Israeli press, the IDF, “caught off guard,” were slow to respond to the desperate cries for help."
"377 military and police personnel and 845 civilians, for a downwardly revised total of 1,222. The initial total included some of the dead Palestinians.)"
"Some 1,500 Palestinians were reportedly killed, with none apparently captured alive. "
"IDF Apache helicopters were used repeatedly in the next days, killing not only Palestinian fighters, but also Israeli army personnel and civilians. The helicopter strikes explain the significant damage to buildings, with many burnt out, and the large number of burnt-out cars, as well as several burned bodies, which the government had blamed on Palestinians armed with rifles and hand grenades—weapons that are incapable of causing that level or type of damage."
"In the event, however, IDF soldiers fired not just on the Palestinians, but also on (Israeli) hostages."
"while several Israelis have claimed they were fired upon by Israeli military and police."
"Hamas could not have planned to attack it, as the festival organisers switched to the site in the Western Negev desert only two days before"
"IDF helicopter opened fire on the attackers, hitting some people attending the festival. ABC News had earlier reported that an Israeli tank had headed to the site of the festival, while videos appeared to show IDF forces opening fire at Palestinian fighters through a crowd of unarmed civilians."
"The IDF acted as brutal and trigger-happy mass murderers of both Palestinians and Israelis.
Many Israeli captives were still alive on the Monday, two days after the events of October 7.
Hostages were not only killed in the crossfire that took place between the IDF and Palestinian militia on the Saturday. Many were killed as a consequence of the IDF’s deliberate decision to attack the kibbutz with tank shells and other heavy weaponry at close quarters in the full knowledge that hostages and their captors were there.
The IDF, not the Palestinians, caused many of the Israeli civilian deaths that were used to justify Israel’s genocidal war on Gaza and the deployment of US warships to the Middle East. How many can only be confirmed by releasing the results of autopsies that would show the type of bullets used."
"Far from protecting Israeli civilians, the Netanyahu government and the IDF used them as cannon fodder in pursuit of a policy of Israeli expansionism and Jewish Supremacy."
"Netanyahu has, in part, agreed to a temporary “operational pause” in Israel’s genocidal assault on Gaza, in return for Hamas releasing 50 hostages, to try and contain mounting anger within Israel over his responsibility for October 7. But there is no reason to believe this will work."
"It is not a question, as Israel’s Zionist opposition to Netanyahu put it, of handing the reins to someone who is more militarily and politically “competent” to wage mass murder and ethnic cleansing, such as defence minister Gallant.
The demand must be for an immediate end to the genocide of the Palestinians, repudiating Zionism and advocating the creation of a multinational state with full equality for its Palestinian and Jewish citizens as part of a United Socialist States of the Middle East."
-https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2023/11/23/buna-n23.html
0:30 -0:50 : 'On Oct. 17th, 2023, more than 500 people were killed in an Israeli air strike at Al Alhi Arab Hospital in Gaza city. [..] Independent Investigators and weapons experts analyzed videos and ultimately concluded that the Israeli military was responsible for the strike.'
0:52 - 1:07: "The Israeli military, that said they would never do such a thing as bomb a hospital, bombed and raided Gaza's largest hospital, Al Shifa, alleging that Hamas was operating a command centre in tunnels below the complex. A claim that was repeatedly denied by both Hamas and hospital administration."
1:11 - 1:12: "The Israeli military also shared a *fabricated* 3-D animation to reveal what the tunnels apparently looked like."
1:19 - 1:21: [..] "But since Israeli forces finally gained access to the hospital, the military has yet to provide concrete evidence of a subterranean Hamas command centre."
2:23: "The right to self defense applies to a state when it is attacked by another, and its national security and existence are exposed to danger. At that time, this state informs the United Nations first, and then uses for to defend itself. This does not apply to the current situation. (Gaza) - Shawan Jabareen."
2:30 -2:39:"[..] Israeli forces have intentionally targeted civillian areas, throught the enclave accusing all of Gaza's residents ((Yes. Including the children that were less than a few days old who were killed.)) of being 'aware' and 'involved' with Hamas."
2:58 - 3:05: 'Meaning, over 80% of Gaza's population to flee their homes and become displaced due it's relentless air strikes."
3:28- 3:32 'So that anyone critical of the Israeli State, or its actions is invariably and automatically charged with anti-Semitism.'
3:43-3:44: 'And to discourage Jews critical of Israel's inhumane and illegal activities from speaking up.'
(Sound familiar? Oh yeah. It does. https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/timeline-event/holocaust/1942-1945/german-poster-announces-death-penalty-for-aiding-jews, "I remind you that according to the Third Decree of the General Governor's concerning the residential restrictions in the General Government of 10/15/1941 (VBL; abbreviation for Verordnungsblatt Generalgouvernement, p. 595) not only Jews who have left their designated residential area will be punished with death, but the same penalty applies to anyone who knowingly provides refuge to such Jews. This includes not only the providing of a night's lodging and food, but also any other aid, such as transporting them in vehicles of any sort, through the purchase of Jewish valuables, etc.")
3:50-3:57: "The Israeli military has used deadly weapons and ammunition including white phosphorus shells in its attack on Gaza. A clear violation of international law."
(Hey sound familiar? 'Munitions containing white phosphorus were used extensively in World War II' https://www.weaponslaw.org/weapons/white-phosphorus-munitions#:~:text=White%20phosphorus%20has%20been%20used,as%20an%20anti%2Dpersonnel%20weapon.)
4:25-4:50: 'Tel Aviv has been claiming that Palestinian civilians are being killed because Hamas is using them as human shields, however no evidence has been put forth to substantiate this claim and even international organizations have been unable to verify it. In fact, rights groups argue that the use of human shields is actually a 'common practice' employed by Israeli soldiers.'(Example is shown in video.)
4:57-5:06: 'Soon after ordering Palestinians in northern Gaza to move to the south, which it [IDF] assured would be a 'safe zone', Israel began bombing the southern region alleging that it was also a centre of Hamas activity.'
5:09-5:21: 'Israeli officals designated Al Mawasi in southern Gaza as a safe zone that would have acess to humanitarian aid. Yet what displaced Palestinians found, instead, was a desolate wasteland without any infastructure.'
5:27-5:43: 'Following the killing of Al Jazeera journalist, Same Abu Daqqa in Gaza, the Israeli army stated, on Dec. 16th, that 'it has never, and will never deliberately target journalists.' (Those guys are in bright blue, for a reason.) However, since Oct. 7th, Israel has killed at least 109 journalists in Gaza." (all of which were wearing the blue vest reading 'PRESS'.)
5:53: 'It [Israel] refers to Palestinian resistance groups, including Hamas, as 'terrorist' organizations. All while Tel Aviv itself faces accusations of war crimes and human rights violations.' (Wanna go to Telegram and see some of those? Yeah? Yeah? )
6:30-7:00: 'Following Hamas's attack on Israel, Israeli media had reported that the Palestinian group had killed at least 40 babies, quoting Israeli forces as the source of this information. [..] Said that babies and toddlers had been found with their 'heads decapitated'. But soon thereafter, international journalists and news agencies who had reported the stoy walked back on their reports. (USA Today, New York Post, CNN, CBS News Miami.) and Israeli officals say that they could not confirm that any babies had been beheaded.'
-https://www.trtworld.com/video/digital/gaza-lies-israel-fed-the-world-since-october-7-16627251
Shut the fuck up. Do your research before talking. Thanks.
Holy shit
#free palestine#free gaza#palestine#pipssomehowhere#current events#israel#gaza#jerusalem#gaza strip#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#debate#ethics#critical thinking#morality#morals#society#you're a fucking idiot#Israel#genocide#unrwa#hamas#research#gaza genocide#ethnic cleansing#flour massacre#al shifa hospital#war crimes
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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I've talked about this before, but emotional dysregulation is such a mother fucker aspect of ADHD.
Like, sure, not being able to regulate my attention sucks, but it's genuinely fucking nothing compared to the absolute rollercoaster of emotions I just went on because someone said something in a shitty tone, and now I'm having to actively walk myself through DBT methods lest my idiot shit for brains 'shiny-can't-sit-still-disorder' drop the match on that particular bridge because the rejection sensitive dysphoria feels like my chest is burning and not being able to act on the hurt feels like I'm suffocating under the weight of emotions pushing down on me and lashing out in anger is quicker than taking the time to self soothe.
And the annoying fucking thing is I know it's me.
I've done enough therapy to know my emotional response to their shittiness is overblown and dysregulated. I know I'm taking it to heart more than they could ever imagine.
And I've got to fucking sit with that and process it because if I don't, I'll be the inconsiderate cunt in this interaction and hhnnggg--wailing, gnashing, biting my thumb at you in the marketplace, etc, etc.
#personal#this is so fucking insignificant and my brain is just like 'but what if we made it into a life or death adrenaline pumping reponse'#and it's like brain#I love you#but you're a fucking idiot sometimes#chill tf out
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ah yes because they filmed this stranger things scene in an actual cabin in the middle of the woods and not on a set with artificial lighting, green screen, and props like 80% of the rest of the show and just allowed the natural light from the sun to cast down on will and mike in a way that film/lighting professionals would agree has connotations
because the creators of this show with a 30 MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET PER EPISODE don't give a fuck
mike visually reaching out of the darkness to comfort will, who is bathed in light, means absolutely nothing
you're so right random mlvn stan on twitter who has never studied film a day in your life
#you're all fucking idiots#byler#will byers#stranger things#mike wheeler#byler endgame#byler analysis#mike wheeler i know what you are#stranger things 4#milkvan is bones#anti milkvan#anti mileven
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I'd have chosen blame. My logic being that mitts and grate are both physical objects while blame is not.
I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?
#are you the exact same kind of intelligent as the person who thought up these dumbass questions?#no? IQ 0#you're a fucking idiot
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Shut the fuck up. Stop Posting. Read this.
The Illithiad
96 pages, mostly pictures. read your fuckin lore.
Lords of Madness
One chapter, 28 pages, mostly pictures and stat blocks with lore in-between.
BG3 doesnt give you shit for mindflayer lore, read the books, here's your links.
I'm not joking when I say its mostly pictures. it's a short ass read.
#illithid#mind flayer#mindflayer#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 emperor#the emperor bg3#the emperor#bg3 the emperor#omeluum#dnd#dungeons and dragons#if i see one more mother fucker posting the most asinine inaccurate bullshit I'm going to start swinging#tHE INFO IS OUT THERE FOR FREE AND TAKES TWO SECONDS TO FIND#Your personal vibes and preferences are not a source#do not trust the wiki they are idiots who literally link contradicting info as their sources#use the fucking table of contents if you're lazy fucking hell
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No one ever tells Obi-Wan that he is his Master's padawan.
Of course, for most people who had known Qui-Gon Jinn, telling someone else they resembled the the man would in fact be a thinly veiled insult. But still, Obi-Wan feels the absence of comparisons almost as strongly as he feels the absence of his Master.
There is no one for Obi-Wan to push against now, no strong presence at his side, ready to grab him by scruff and pull him back from another reckless stunt. It's an odd feeling. He has been set loose against his wishes. There is no one to his left and Anakin at his heels, but Anakin had needed, still needs, a strong, gentle figure for his prickly but sensitive heart. For even their worst bickering could not hold a candle to the scathing remarks he and Qui-Gon had shot at each other and Obi-Wan knows he cannot push and needle Anakin in the same way.
When Qui-Gon had been alive they had been an amusing, mirrored pair, the maverick and his rule-following padawan. Opposites clashing against each other, yet working together to complete the most difficult missions. Few saw that Qui-Gon's impertinence had indeed rubbed off on his padawan, cultivated from that small, angry initiate, because the only way to rebel against the rule-breaker had been to parrot the Council fastidiously. No one would ever get to see that again. Obi-Wan is one half of a mirrored pair trying to complete a routine on his own. What once was an impish, teasing compliance is now a betrayal of all his Master's values.
"How could Qui-Gon raise such a model Jedi?" He hears them say, "It's admirable that Master Kenobi was appointed to the Council despite his Master's maverick ways."
Padawan Kenobi would have yelled and kicked and screamed. Master Kenobi is serene. It should feel like an achievement. It feels like a disappointment.
Sometimes, Obi-Wan looks at the shape of the man he has moulded himself into, and aches to be his Master's padawan.
#I am so totally normal about them. (screaming crying throwing up)#anyway yeah obi wan has daddy issues but in a very specific way that's less i want a father figure and more i require an animal handler#hence why obi wan likes both alpha 17 and cody finally someone to tell him he's being an idiot and be bitchy with him he's missed this#giving the guilt boy MORE guilt complexes over honoring his masters legacy#but god really imagine you spend a decade making yourself the opposite of your master in a funny back and forth you both indulge in but the#BUT THEN!! he fucking dies and you're left alone occupying a dynamic carved for 2 people and everyone tells you they can't see any of your#dead master within you as if it's a joke. as if that's funny. as if that's a good thing. and people say he would be proud but would he?#would he be proud when everyone always tells you that you are the opposite of him? that you are everything he was not?#obi wan kenobi#qui gon jinn#qui gon and obi wan#disaster lineage#star wars
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Jason: do you even care about women's suffrage dick? Dick: yeah! of course I do! Jason: *squints* you support it, right? Dick: NO obviously not!!! I don't think women should suffer ever! Jason: why did I expect anything else
#dick loves playing dumb#it pisses Jason off to no end#Jason: why did I look up to you when I was young. you're a fucking idiot#dick: :3 I got tired of knowing things- plus I was lying to you half the time anyways you ate anything up#Jason: *shocked anger + gun cocked*#inspired me trying not to laugh my ass off to my brother while I pretend not to know how many avengers are in the new movie#(im the one who introduced him to superheroes)#batfam#dick grayson#Jason todd#red hood#nightwing#robin#batman#krowabbey
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Muslims: "I haven't heard from my family I think they may be dead/ they saw me post a Palestine flag on my Twitter and now they want to deport me/ I'm afraid to wear my hijab anymore/ all my coworkers were talking about how we should all be rounded up and killed/ I'm getting death threats calling me a terrorist and my workplace is throwing me under the bus/ someone beat my uncle in the street after 9/11 and now we're all afraid to go out/ I went to the school counselor and they reported me to the campus administration for antisemitism/ the President said we rape women and behead babies and now they're saying that not even Muslim children are innocent, I feel like I'm not even human anymore—"
White Jews: "Someone shouted "Free Palestine" at me in Starbucks 😢 I had to walk past people chanting "From River to the Sea" 😭 they keep calling Zionists "baby-killers" and "animals" just like the Nazis 😢 they wanted us to make a statement about Palestine for our Hanukkah event 😭 someone tagged our synagogue "Free Palestine" just because people are being genocided 😢 they only talk about Islamophobia not making Jews feel safe 😢 I signed a petition and no one gave me a cookie 😭 I'm pro-Palestine but this is making me want to move to Israel..."
JoC: "Yeah, antisemitism is rising...from white nationalists for supporting Palestine. And alt right people who feel validated about "MSM" and Israel having bought Congress. But we're mostly in danger of dying of cringe right now. What do y'all need?"
White Jews stop whinging in the Palestine tags challenge (impossible).
How is one supposed to have solidarity with this level of Caucasity I ask you.
#bro the very fact that the world has been watching people with the star of david on their armbands blowing up children for two solid months#and the most you've experienced is fucking graffiti and random-ass people being mean to you#is the strongest and clearest possible evidence that there is no comparison between Islamophobia and antisemitism#i'm from one of the poorest countries in the world that has no Jews and hates Muslims#by all rights I have no dog in this fight#but nearly every interaction Ive had with a white Jew has been them insisting that they're the most oppressed people ever#and outright scaring BIPOC from objecting and just making us feel like their whiteness was a knife against our necks#''do you care about antisemitism'' has the exact same connotations as ''do you condemn hamas'' to me#i have been so disgusted and suffocated by y'all for years until I found JoC#and realised what I thought was antisemitism was repressed anger at white silencing#and even now your behaviour is unspeakably abhorrent#the fact that a religion doesnt make you a genocidal white supremacist goes without saying#but if you think we can't see how zionism and israel came to be through your sheer self-centered Caucasity#you're a fucking idiot#you have no idea how angry BIPOC communities are at you and how it's fuelling actual antisemitism#and it's 100% your fault. you made judaism isnto a weapon for whiteness and you refuse to interrogate or own the harms you have done#i hope more jews of colour find us and that they wont have to deal with the ramifications of their white counterparts behaviour#the way queer and christian people from diasporas of colour and the Global South have to do every day#free palestine#islamophobia#racism#anti blackness#knee of huss
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i know insults are merthur's love language, i know that, but god if it still doesn't get me how both of them can make a scathing insult sound so goddamn tender. like, fuck, in the crystal cave when arthur gets hit by that arrow and merlin says: "listen to me, clotpole. i don't care if you die, there are plenty of other princes. you're not the only pompous, supercilious, condescending royal imbecile i could work for. the world is full of them. but i'm gonna give you one more chance." that's a love confession !!!
#sami rambles#colin morgan absolutely bodied that little speech like fuck#don't believe me go and give it a little watch#never have i heard a man down more bad than merlin listing off all of arthur's worst qualities#but he's MY pompous supercilious condescending royal imbecile#YOU FUCKING IDIOTS YOU'RE IN LOVE#bbc merlin#merlin bbc#merlin#merlin x arthur#arthur pendragon#merthur
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I saw someone on twitter claim that lolicon/shotacon and other adjacent type tropes only exist because pedophiles know they can't rape children, so they just draw it instead.
And I am not even remotely joking when I ask, if that were 100% factual and not a blatant strawman; how is that a bad thing?
How is someone with a mental illness choosing to cope with their desires through artwork instead of going out and raping a real, living child a bad thing?
Look me in the eyes and explain it like I'm 5 how intentionally going out of your way to avoid hurting a person because you know it would be wrong is bad.
#just anti things#anti bs#purity culture#proship#at this point I want to say I'd respect an anti more who just blatantly admitted they only care about not having to see what they dislike#but I have met antis who admit that and I 100% do *not* respect that#'cause the only options here are you're a fucking idiot puritan who genuinely believes cartoons are equivalent to people#or you're a blatant fascist#and neither of those options are *good* :/
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local guy claims intellectual superiority by declaring people who criticise veilguard just haven't played long enough and don't really know what bad writing is. it must be very peaceful to have such an empty head.
#get off bioware's dick and stand the fuck up lmao#'waahh people made valid observations about my favourite ego stroking soulless slop You're an idiot for having different opinions'#bad writing is making your villains all evil for the sake of evil and stripping any depth from the previous complex antagonist (solas)#bad writing is stripping any complexity from a series previously known for being full of morally ambiguous characters and issues#bad writing is when the characters either repeat themselves a million times or say absolutely nothing useful#bad writing is when characters new and old show up and add absolutely nothing to the plot#bad writing is when the only nb companion's personality trait is about being a whiny nb teenager#bad writing is when important information is explained through codex pages or only specific easily missed conversations#bad writing is making a bland protagonist with no inner conflict and companions with no depth beyond one quirky personality trait#do i need to go on bc i can#six speaks#bioware critical#trust me i agree that some people use the bad writing excuse too liberally when they just don't like something but this is not the case#dragon age's legacy will always cast a long shadow over bioware but veilguard was not the answer
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this bitch right here. THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE SAME FUCKING DUMBASS WHO THOUGHT HE COULD CHECKMATE HIS WAY OUT OF LOVE AND VULNERABILITY AND DISCARD THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE IN THE NAME OF "THE GREATER GOOD". CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT??? CAN YOU?????
#'I cannot discard them' you fucking idiot. you complete and utter IMBECILE—#*takes a deep breath* you're a clown your majesty.#akatsuki no yona#akatsuki no yona ch 261#akatsuki no yona ch 261 spoilers#yona of the dawn#yona of the red dawn
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hii! i was thinking, after seeing your who's-your-fav-clone post ,about who would be their darling's favorite & i just wanted to 2share my thoughts.
honeslty my fav has always been urogi and in real-life context, i would be drawn to think that he would be the best yandere choice. like, he is the embodiment of positive emotions; everyone would like that, right? he fluffs up when he sees you, is happy to keep you company and loyal to his bird-like side, whenever he would see some shiny piece of something, let it be a jewel or radom metal or anything he likes, really, he would bring it to you and offer it as a mating gift^_^ so everything's perfect, right?
wrong😖 i mean all of the things above r still true, but urogi can get super overwhelming and your drawings + the you-mention-a-new-name post lowk highk made me scared of himm LMAOO like he is just so menacing, his devotion and love feel just super threatening no matter how sweet he tries to appear.
then, maybe the most gentle one, aizetsu? 🙅 nuh-uh, no. i actually really love your aizetsu cs i never thought about him in like this passive-aggressive manipulative/victim-complex toxic boyfriend light but it just fits him soo much! out of all the 4, he'd probably b the most emotionally drainig to be around.
sekido doesn't seem like a bad option too, if you put aside his bad temper... meaning, putting all of him aside lol. i mean, he seems like a guy who's dealing for the first time with very intense romantic feelings and his first instinct is to raise his guard up at like maximum security level🙁 all of his worries and uttered love confessions come out the wrong way and it just makes his darling withdraw from him, wich makes him panick. he tries to 'make things right' only scaring them further. his darling doesn't want to see him, spending all of their time w the others and he eventually lashes out on them and his siblings. even though he's only trying to look out for everyone..
soo i really think karaku is the better option. hes just a chill guyTM who might or might not be trying to get under his darling's pants sometimes, but he's so carefree (convinced that they won't never ever manage to escape since everyone is always watching them 24/7) that he just kind of lets them do whatever. like yeah you wanna go out? sure. have fun. if their darling is coming to seek any of them for comfort, it would most likely be him.
ultimately, i think the ranking would b this:
1. karaku
2. urogi
3. aizetsu
4. and much to his dismay, sekido
All pros and cons you stated are pretty accurate but you missed Karaku's cons. Surprise, he also is awful like the rest! Yes, he does let you go out and about, but not without consequences. He does things that could get others (or you) hurt on purpose or to save you from problems (that he made)
You probably won't get overwhelmed if the others are there to regulate everyone, so you'll be a semi regular couple. Harem?
Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing as the saying goes. Karaku is too carefree. He's too confident that you'll bounce back if wounded. He's too confident you'll still come back to him at the end of the day.
They're parts of a whole at the end of the day, they need each other so they dont make you lose your mind, and life. The worst of them can end up being your saviors and vise versa.
As for our special hedonist, Karaku likes to PORTRAY himself as a pretty relaxed guy, to you specifically. He's not too pushy unless he knows you won't be too put off by it. But that damn thrill seeker side.....
He gets bored easily and constantly seeking pleasure like an addict. How do you get the best hit? After a disaster, of course! A disaster he made since things can get pretty quiet without a push.
Karaku wants your praise and favor, but he's not going to ruin his image in front of you. (Un)Fortunately for him, he knows you aren't able to have your eyes on him 24/7. In that downtime, he can do whatever he wants, like causing disaster around you or others. Little things that snowball and have you calling them (specifically him) to "save" you.
It's a good day if all Karaku does is try seducing you.
#null rot#null brainwash#cloaked cult member#just a quick thing#i liked your list! im glad that the brainwashing is coming along nicely#tldr Karaku gets you into horrible situations for that adrenaline rush.#i really like them all cause some are better at hiding their tendencies bc of said emotion they represent#Karaku would probably be the best at hiding his tendencies#I always love questions about choosing one over the others because these idiots are SUPPOSED to make you go “Oh fuck. oh no” from the start#With the added yandere layer. it's horrifically worse when you're with one for too long.#youll get a scratch or five but youll live. mostly because the others protect you when hes becoming too much. but yeah!
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Doing dishes while litsening to this.
It is SOOOO FUCKING GOOD Oooh, it's SOOO good. I'm jealous of this writing style.
It's an ENTIRE HOUR LONG of nervous Wade trying extremely hard to not absolutely FLOP his face into concrete at Logan's feet and his heart racing so quickly that he's going to explode if Logan dosn't word for word sit him down and tell him he loves him entirely. He thinks he's such a fucking fool only for Logan to ASK HIM WHO THE ENGAGMENT RING IS FOR AND ASKS HIM WHY HE WOULD EVER WANT TO MARRY HIM like jesus christ holy fuck AND COLOSSUS AS FLOWER GIRL. The fourth wall breaks are done perfectly, the CHEESYness is JUST UGGHFHF BLEEEHH IM GONNA GET CAVITIES FROM THIS
#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#deadpool#wade wilson#deadpool 3#wolverine#the wolverine#worst wolverine#puppins#It's so romantic GOD THESE IDIOTS#IS HE FUCKING SERIOUS!?#“Why would you want to tie yourself down to me?”#BABY YOU'RE A PRIZE WYM#“my face looks like bubble wrap and so does my dick”#podfic#poolverine wedding#deadclaws#wolverpool#BRIDE WADE#Spotify
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fun thing about dredge is like. the familiarity of the unknown. like sure the various Horrors are scary when you first encounter them, but soon enough you learn where they are and how to avoid them and like, sure they’re dangerous and sure you don’t fully comprehend them but like. give them a wide berth you’ll probably be fine. which is exactly the mindset that any person who was hired to go fishing for a living in the eldritch nightmare town would end up in. yeah the anglerfish have come up to the surface and their lures are clearly designed for me but like. i’ve got bills.
#dredge#i went from being scared of the big cliffs monster to exclusively referring to it as ''this fucker'' in like. 2 in-game weeks#forreal tho this game has some real incredible gut-drop moments#like the aforementioned anglerfish and also the bit where the science lady tells you there's a creature in the middle of the coral reef#and you look down and see its fuckin tendrils and are like. oh. oh fuck you're way bigger than the other guy#but like you get used to it all in a way that kinda adds to the immersion#i can picture my fisherman on his little boat muttering to himself all the same thing i mutter to myself during gameplay#''fucking snitch fish calling their damn mom on me. get boiled idiots'' - he would fucking say that#Moose Talks
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