#you'll never take me alive
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erinwantstowrite · 2 months ago
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i want financial compensation. i just finished reading the chapter bc work but goodness gracious i think i cried throughout the entire thing but i had to pause and go cry for about 20 minutes when i read this. and i think you should go to jail for that too. one with wifi so you can keep updating the fic. but i need you behind bars. seriously.
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"my baby." fucking criminal is what that was.
i'm so glad that this part has destroyed everyone the way it's meant to 💖 writing the entire first half of this chapter healed and broke me at the same time (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
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crime-wizard · 1 year ago
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i have been informed you did not pay taxes. you should send us your tax paperwork. this is not a request.
uh well you see here it's very simple the paperwork is right here WIZARD POCKET SAND ATTACK
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lifewithdedee · 2 months ago
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Dedee's Vacation
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I swear that's a bag of laundry and not a body in the first panel.
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hatecraftslab · 3 months ago
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MY FAN MAILBOX IS OPEN!
Hello again! Your favorite COMPLETELY SANE evil scientist here! (I hope. If I'm not your favorite, join the club.) I thought it would be just lovely to see what my adoring fan-base has to say to me. So - FAN MAILBOX! Pester me with useless questions! Ask me what German words mean (And I'll give you the wrong answer!) Suggest an evil invention that isn't patented! Just don't rat me out.
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bugsandkisses27 · 4 months ago
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*slowly sneaks up behind you to take away the Gracie Abrams and sedate you for the car ride*
This is an intervention hun, we need you to come with us.
*two large Blåhaj sharks walk up to escorts you to the car*
I-i can stop whenever I want a swear I'm in control of it please don't take her
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shininwadacat · 11 months ago
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"Ohh, Adrien? Did you murder the president?"
Uhmm. I- Uhh, well.. uhmm... Nope.
"Oh, okay!"
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princehendir · 1 year ago
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The thing is that I love it when characters have weirdly specific moral codes. & this is why shonen works on me every time
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koilarist · 2 years ago
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So this is absolutely NOT cropped at all, certainly not, what a ridiculous suggestion, shhh.
So let's say this is uhh. A hotsauce sampling event. At a nudist gathering. Yes. Of course. - She's just giving out free hotsauce samples! Definitely spicy, burny, hot and not tingly, slippery, wet.
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Oh, yeah. One thing I forgot to mention. (It’s Test Subject, by the way.)
Medic told me he’d be saving the bent, clumpy needles to be used on you specifically. And he’s got a lot planned. Hope you’re not scared of needles, Scout.
WELL GUESS WHAT I GUST ATE A WHOLE 5 APPLES it was difficult with that bird trana pluck my eyes out but you know
So nures kill joy better be prepared to be blasted back by my orou
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bear-boi-5 · 9 months ago
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BEAR. BEAR.
BEAR.
DID YOU INFECT BOTH OF HER WIVES??? </3
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shadowsandshapes · 1 year ago
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Awww. What’s the matter cutie? You feelin a little flustered for me? That’s adorable honestly. Gotta say, I’ve been watching these antics of yours for a while. And I’m really very curious as to what exactly you think you could do to me precious-
No fuck, shit-
Ah, well, you see
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slaygentford · 2 years ago
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year 28 of my mother trying to get me to officially come out
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alliswyattonthewesternfront · 10 months ago
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the local food bank/help center will pay your electric bill once per calendar year, so my ass always goes December and January. should have made it a rolling 12 month period you fools. you baboons.
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overclockedroulette · 2 years ago
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caught you reblogging kokichi content on main
NUH UH
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lastoneout · 2 years ago
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numetaljackdog · 2 years ago
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WES BORLAND?
NO PROOF!! YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT'S WHO I WAS TALKING ABOUT!! YOUR HONOR THIS IS ALL CONJECTURE!!!
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