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shakespearr makes me happy and other lies: a cuomo story
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they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying
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quit doing fitness with the witnesses and come eat sausage with the hostages
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i'm literally a fucking professional i could destroy you with my mind INSTANTLY
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you can’t Fuck with me I’m on the gerber life grow up plan
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crushes the entire earth with my hands for fun
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Im starting to think your fetish isn't based in Marxist theory...
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I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!
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extremely self indulging thing i drew for some reason
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having a really ugly moment rn while listening to demons by imagine dragons. cause vs effect
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