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[lilachour]

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[fastandcarlos]

Boss’ Daughter » Oscar Piastri

summary: despite being the daughter of mclaren ceo zak brown, f1 has never been an interest of yours. however, oscar is sure that he change your mind

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ynbrown: thought I’d finally come and see what all the papaya hype is about after all these years 🧡🧡

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mclarenracing: it was nice to finally welcome you to the mtc yn 🧡

username1: how has it taken you this long to go to mclaren 😂

username2: how does it feel to have the world’s coolest dad??

username3: I hope you see why papaya is all the hype now

zbrownceo: see you in budapest at the weekend?? ✈️

ynbrown: @/zbrownceo you might’ve just convinced me…

username4: omg I want that jacket asap 🤯

landonorris: it was lovely to finally meet you after all these years 😀

ynbrown: @/landonorris at least I see why dad says you’re such a funny driver now 😂

username5: not zak singing the praises of his drivers to his daughter

username6: I wanna know what he says about oscar 😭

username7: secretly wishing that I could also be adopted by the brown family now to meet lando norris

oscarpiastri: don’t tell your dad, but you’re so much funnier than him 🤫

ynbrown: @/oscarpiastri secret is safe with me 🤭🤭🤭

username8: I can’t deal with all these interactions ahhh

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ynbrown: turns out f1 is actually pretty cool, first race weekend pending…✅

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username9: I can’t believe you’re actually going to a race 🥺

oscarpiastri: that’s a pretty cool hat that you’ve got yourself there…

ynbrown: @/oscarpiastri it’s amazing what you can find in lost property 😂

username10: the boss’ daughter really doesn’t care lmao 😂

username11: how has it taken you this long to fall in love with f1??

mclarenracing: dare we say team papaya has got themselves a new fan? 🧡

username12: she’s not just gone, she’s up close and personal with it all too 😭

landonorris: I hope this isn’t your way of saying you prefer osc to me 🤔

ynbrown: @/landonorris I could never have favourites 👼

username13: petition for mclaren to bring yn to every race forever starting now!!

username14: I love the fact yn actually has taken the time to get to know oscar and lando too ☺️

danielricciardo: I’m sure there’s still a number three hat around in that garage if you want to support a proper driver 😂

ynbrown: @/danielricciardo add one more and you’re talking my kind of driver number 🧡

username15: yn’s so clued up she knows their driver numbers too 🥺

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mclarenracing: oscar handling the pressure of showing the boss’ daughter round the paddock like a pro 🏎️🧡

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username16: why does it feel like this should be titled oscar flirting with the boss’ daughter instead 🤔

zbrownceo: last time I checked that wasn’t in his schedule for this weekend…

username17: not oscar personally offering to show yn around 🤯

username18: it’s only two photos but they look like they get on well ☺️

landonorris: just like to point out that I did offer to take yn around for a tour too 😂😂

ynbrown: @/landonorris only one of you came through on your promise though 🤨

username19: that’s one way to get yourself a forever contract at mclaren 👏🏻

username20: are we all just gonna ignore the way that yn looks at him 🥺

ynbrown: best tour guide ever 🏆🏎️

username21: how much do I have to pay to get a personal tour from oscar too? 💰

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oscarpiastri: life recently has been pretty zesty 🌅☺️

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username22: whose making you smile that wide mr piastri?

alex_albon: standby ladies and gents as piastri enters his boyfriend era 🎉

username23: has THE oscar piastri finally got himself a girlfriend? 😭😭

charles_leclerc: nice to see you’ve listened to the tips your brother gave you 😂

oscarpiastri: @/charles_leclerc ofc I couldn’t have found a girl without your flirting tips 🙄

username24: not charles taking the credit for setting oscar up 🤦🏻‍♂️

danielricciardo: proud dad moment watching my son grow up 🤧

username25: I just want to know whose the lucky girl that gets to go on a date with oscar piastri 😂

landonorris: so this was your idea of busy when I offered to hang out tonight

oscarpiastri: @/landonorris sorry you’re so far down my list of priorities 🤨

username26: secretly it’s me sat at the other end of that table btw 😂

username27: I had not prepared myself for oscar springing a relationship onto us like that 😭

ynbrown: that’s a pretty stunning beach you’ve found yourself at 🌅

oscarpiastri: @/ynbrown wonder who could’ve recommend it to me…🤔

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ynusername: perks of being the future ceo means you can get all the dodgy angles of the drivers 😂🧡

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username28: you cannot tell me that these two people are just friends wtf

zbrownceo: remember the days when you had no interest in f1, now look at you 🧡🏎️

ynbrown: @/zbrownceo I just pretend to like it to be one of the cool kids 😂

username29: thank you yn for exposing oscar like this 😂

username30: the smile of such an unbothered man ☺️☺️

oscarpiastri: I’d get the sack if I showed some of the photos that I have of you ffs

ynbrown: @/oscarpiastri perks of the job 👑

username31: I can’t imagine you can exactly tell the boss’ daughter to go away hahah

landonorris: suddenly I don’t mind being your second favourite mclaren driver if this is how you treat your first 😂

username32: why am I so invested in these two, they have no idea who I am 😂

mclarenracing: yn stop stealing admins job pls 🫶🏻

username33: I refuse to accept that anything other than a relationship is happening here!!

alex_albon: you might be a candidate for worst boss ever yn!

ynbrown: @/alex_albon it’s a title I’ll wear proudly ☺️

username34: oscar follows yn around everywhere, he’s definitely chasing her 😂😂

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f1gossip: several sources have shown oscar piastri getting particularly close to a female in the paddock. whilst our photos do not show a face, several eager eyed fans have been pointing the finger towards ceo zak brown’s daughter yn who seems to have struck up quite the friendship with the aussie…

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username37: imagine being so hot that you manage to date the boss’ daughter

username38: can we just talk about how awesome zak would be as a father in law too please 😂

username39: oscar, zak and yn is a trio I absolutely need in my life 🙌🏻

username40: ngl oscar doesn’t seem to be able to keep his hands off of yn these days

username41: there is no one in this world who actually believes that isn’t yn btw 😂

username42: clearly whatever charles has been teaching oscar to do has paid off!!

username43: his smile just seems to get bigger and bigger every time they’re photographed together 🥺

username44: I’ve not been this obsessed over two people for such a long time

username45: thank you yn for making our little pookie happy 🫶🏻

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oscarpiastri: young driver of the year award with perfect company to finish the evening perfectly 🧡🏆

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charles_leclerc: when do I get to meet my future sister in law??

oscarpiastri: @/charles_leclerc I’m keeping you away for as long as I possibly can 😂

username46: look at my two favourite people 🩷🩷🩷🩷

alex_albon: I mean there was no doubt that you were gonna win tonight anyway 😂

username47: oscar piastri you scrub up very well sir 🔥🔥

aussiegrit: well done oscar! doing australia proud 🇦🇺

username48: which is the more impressive trophy, yn or the title??

georgerussell63: congrats my friend - looking forward to battling again next year!

ynbrown: could not be prouder of you, your hard work is admirable 💕💕

oscarpiastri: @/ynbrown thanks for being my hot date for the night 🥰

username49: oscar has fully converted yn into an f1 fan now 😂

landonorris: congrats osc, best team mate ever 🧡🧡

username50: osc 😭😭😭😭😭

username51: mclaren just seems like the most amazing place to work ever

mclarenracing: we are so incredibly proud of you, what an amazing season oscar 🧡🏎️

oscarpiastri: @/mclarenracing couldn’t have done it without my incredible team!

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landonorris: I call this thread the faces of a man who has just had to admit to his boss that he is in fact dating his daughter 😂😂😂

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username52: turns out lando loves to expose oscar as much as yn does too 😂

ynbrown: he’s not even that scary, you wait until he finds out we’re sleeping together 😂

username53: I’d love to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation!!

carlossainz55: posts like these always remind me how much nicer my days are without you constantly annoying me anymore

danielricciardo: about time you started bullying a different aussie anyway 😂

username54: we all know how much zak loves oscar, I bet he was thrilled!

oscarpiastri: thank you for throwing me underneath the bus once again 🙄

username55: can just imagine zak trying his best to be an intimidating dad but he’s too soft for oscar 😂

georgerussell63: you’re the worst team mate ever sometimes hahah

username56: poor baby 😭

username57: as if yn will let her dad give oscar a hard time anyway!

zbrownceo: stop treating me future son in law like this norris 😡

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oscarpiastri: turns out dating the boss’ daughter is a pretty cool job after all 🧡🥺

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username58: officially my new favourite post in the world 😭

ynbrown: dating a driver for my dad is a pretty cool thing too btw 💕🥺

oscarpiastri: @/ynbrown adore you!! 🫶🏻

username59: ahhhhh this makes me so happy

maxverstappen1: looking forward to seeing you at mclaren for the rest of your career now 😂

username60: thank you yn for making the decision to go and visit the mtc all those months ago 🙏🏻

pierregasly: mate you must have some serious game to pull the boss’ daughter!!

username61: thank you for not leaving us waiting forever and a day for confirmation 😂

landonorris: well this is just a little bit exciting…🥺

username62: still bitter that I’m not the ceo’s daughter and dating my favourite driver

carlossainz55: luckily for you your dating the daughter of one of the best bosses in f1 🧡

username63: yn really does have it all now doesn’t she 😝

charles_leclerc: I’m still waiting to be introduced 😂

oscarpiastri: @/charles_leclerc keep on waiting 😘

zbrownceo: I’ve still got my eye on you piastri 😂🧡

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[celestialtarot11]

What do people underestimate about you when they meet you? 👀💐 PAC reading ☀️

Hi friends 💐☀️ it’s been a minute since I have made a post on here, but I am back! What do people underestimate about you when they meet you? Let me know below if it resonates with you, feel free to comment like and reblog ⬇️☺️

Pile 1: Hi there pile 1’s!☀️🧘‍♀️💐 I feel like people underestimate your intelligence when they meet you. I feel you are the kind of person who observes a lot and doesn’t say much, until its necessary. A lot of people hate on the quiet kids but they’re the most dangerous because they know everything 😂 thats the vibe I’m getting. You’re quick witted, you’re quick with your comebacks and people don’t expect that. People expect you to be quiet, small minded and naive. But then they have a deep conversation with you and all of a sudden its like, “i was wrong to assume that of my pile 1, damn” and it hits them! What you say resonates because its like you get to the root of the matter and pull it out. Like weeds. You pull the truth out and say it. You guys have a powerful throat chakra and it’s something to be proud of! You don’t like illusions, lies and dishonesty. You prefer honesty, openness, and integrity! And lots of people aren’t able to match that so they end up feeling attacked, which was never your intention. Thank you pile 1’s for coming by 💗 I hope this resonated with you!

Pile 2: Hi there pile 2’s! Welcome to your reading 💐🧘‍♀️😻 People underestimate your resilience and bravery. I feel that some people see you as someone who is incapable of fighting, standing up or defending yourself. But you are the opposite! And people don’t expect that. They underestimate your ability to take on a challenge. Especially if you’ve been through a lot in your childhood, I’m feeling like family members perceived you as weak, gullible and naive. But you got up and healed and it took a lot of time, and you are still healing, but here you are setting boundaries and putting your foot down. This is something people do not expect. But then again im hearing “what did you expect? Did you expect me to really sit and take your bullshit?” On point!! You guys are quick, to the point, and do not hesitate in saying no or setting boundaries. For a long time you struggled with speaking up and it still may be a thing, which is understandable, and now you are healing enough to say no. People also may not expect you to be financially well off is something I’m getting. Your efficiency at saving money is something people don’t expect, or your savvy mindset when it comes to making 💰! People underestimate your resilience and your ability to take on a challenge. A true phenix from the ashes 💗 thank you pile 2’s for coming by! I hope this resonated. Please like comment and reblog for the support 💐☀️

Pile 3: Hi there pile 3! 💃🏻 This ones gonna be interesting 😂 in the best way possible! I feel that people underestimate your ability to leave. To say goodbye. To end situations and walk away. And move to a better place than you were before. People think you’ll stay in the mud, but you are the kind of person where if it gets uncomfortable you have no problem taking yourself out the pot. If the situation isn’t working, remove yourself from the equation is what im understanding 😂 love it! You guys don’t hesitate in moving to where you need to be and where your soul calls you, and right away you’ll know if someone is meant for you, or situation. People underestimate your ability to create abundance and move into prosperous places, but you manifest fast-and you move on to where you need to be with little to no issue. I feel like you guys know how to pack it up and make your decision, and the other person is shocked you thought about this without them. And your response is something of “I wasn’t aware I needed you in the first place to make this choice” 😂💗 I love it! You guys really know how you make an entrance and say goodbye 😻 thats the vibe im getting. People underestimate your presence in their life. The absence is felt when you’re really gone. Thank you pile 3’s! Please feel free to like comment and reblog to help this blog grow ☀️💐💃🏻

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Will You Meet Your Future Spouse in 2025? Find Out NOW! 💖🔮

Instructions: Look at the 3 images of the piles below. Choose the pile that you feel most drawn to. Trust your intuition and select the one that resonates with you the most. Once you have made your choice, scroll down to read the description for the pile you selected.

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Pile 1:

The first card drawn is The Lovers 💕. This card is all about deep connections, soulmate energy, and significant choices in relationships. It suggests that there is a strong possibility of meeting your future spouse in 2025, as the card highlights love, connection, and decisions that guide you to your soulmate.

The second card is The Empress 🌸. This card represents nurturing energy, growth, and abundance. It’s a powerful sign of fertility and creation, not only in a literal sense but also in terms of creating the space for love and a new chapter in your life. The Empress signifies that you are ready to welcome someone into your life, and it aligns with the idea of manifesting your future spouse.

The third card is The Knight of Cups 🏇💖. This card represents someone who is on a quest for love, often indicating the arrival of a romantic partner who will sweep you off your feet. It aligns with the energy of love being near and indicates that 2025 might be a year where a new romantic chapter begins, with someone offering their heart to you.

Together, these cards strongly suggest that 2025 holds the potential for a significant love connection, with a soulmate-like energy surrounding you. The Lovers indicate that a meaningful choice will guide you to your future spouse, The Empress shows that you are in a place to welcome them, and The Knight of Cups points to an incoming romantic offer. You’re in a good place to meet your future spouse!

Pile 2:

The first card is The Fool 🦋. This card represents new beginnings, adventure, and stepping into the unknown with trust and excitement. It shows that 2025 could bring a fresh start in your love life, where you may meet someone new or take a leap of faith toward love.

The second card is The Four of Wands 🎉. This is a card of celebration, stability, and union. It is often associated with engagements, marriage, and milestones in relationships. The presence of this card suggests that your future spouse could appear in 2025, and it may be the year where a solid foundation is built for a lasting commitment.

The third card is The Page of Pentacles 💰. This card represents someone with ambition, a strong sense of responsibility, and a solid approach to building a future. This suggests that the person you meet in 2025 may come with a grounded, practical nature, and the relationship could start off steady, with long-term potential.

Taken together, the cards suggest that 2025 is a year full of new opportunities for love, stability, and commitment. The Fool suggests a fresh start, The Four of Wands indicates the possibility of a significant commitment, and The Page of Pentacles shows that the person you meet will have strong intentions for the future.

Pile 3:

The first card is The Magician 🔮. This card represents manifestation, power, and bringing desires to life. The Magician shows that you are in a place of strength, ready to manifest your ideal partner. It indicates that 2025 could be the year where you finally align with the energy needed to attract your future spouse.

The second card is The Ten of Cups 🏡💖. This is the ultimate card of emotional fulfillment and family happiness. It signifies that your future spouse could bring you emotional fulfillment, and in 2025, you may experience a deeper connection that could lead to long-term happiness and even starting a family together.

The third card is The Wheel of Fortune 🎰. This card represents destiny, cycles, and fate. It shows that the universe is at play in your love life, and 2025 could be the year where everything aligns. You may meet your future spouse through an event that feels destined, with the energy of fate guiding you together.

The combination of these cards suggests that 2025 holds significant potential for meeting your future spouse, with the energy of manifestation, emotional fulfillment, and fate guiding you toward the connection. The Magician shows that you have the power to attract love, The Ten of Cups promises emotional happiness, and The Wheel of Fortune brings a sense of destiny to the journey.

Love this post? Spread the positive vibes by reblogging with your favorite pile number! Remember to like, comment, and follow me for more tarot insights and spiritual guidance. By sharing this post, you'll invite positive energy from the universe into your life. Let's journey together towards enlightenment and fulfillment!

Attention! This reading is for entertainment purposes only. This tarot reading does not give a 100% guarantee that all the described situations will occur or being ultimate truth. You build your own life and destiny and only you know yourself best. Remember to reblog, like, comment, and follow for more cosmic guidance and positivity!

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what's next in my life ?

✨💌 What’s Next in Your Life? A Quirky Tarot Reading 💌✨

Hello, cosmic wanderer! Welcome to your ✨super juicy✨ tarot reading! Your cards have spilled some TEA about what’s next in your life, and let me tell you—it’s giving drama, transformation, and blessings! Let’s dive in with lots of sprinkles, emojis, and some fabulous insights. Don’t forget to leave feedback because your vibes fuel my magic! 🌟🦄

🌿 Card 1: The Present Energy

3 of Pentacles + Page of Cups + 5 of Pentacles Oof, babes, you're in your building era right now! 👷‍♀️✨ Collaborations are key (think teamwork, like Taylor Swift’s squad goals), but you might be feeling a little left out in the cold (5 of Pentacles vibes 😔). However, the Page of Cups is here with a little creative nudge. 🐟🎨 Someone might slide into your DMs—or your heart—bringing a message of hope. Stay open, even if things feel shaky rn!

🌟 Card 2: The Hidden Influences

9 of Cups + 5 of Wands You’re secretly manifesting your dream life, like, HELLO! 💫✨ But plot twist: inner (or outer) competition is stirring the pot. 🥵🔥 Whether it's self-doubt or people trying to rain on your parade, know this: your wishes are valid, and you’ve got this! Just keep your eyes on the prize, bb. 💪✨

🚨 Card 3: The Challenge Ahead

Page of Wands + Knight of Swords + The Tower Buckle up, buttercup—it’s giving chaotic new beginnings! 💨⚡ A bold idea or sudden news will catapult you into action (Page of Wands 🔥), but the Knight of Swords warns you not to rush headfirst without a plan. AND THEN, the Tower? Whew. 🏚️ Things might fall apart before they fall into place, but trust—it’s all part of the glow-up. 🌈✨

🍀 Card 4: The Opportunities

9 of Wands + 6 of Swords + Ace of Pentacles + 2 of Cups ✨Resilience is sexy, and you’re about to see why! The 9 of Wands says you’ve been through it, but you’re moving to calmer waters (6 of Swords 🚤). New opportunities (Ace of Pentacles 💎) will bloom, bringing abundance and a possible soulmate connection (2 of Cups 💞). Stay open, because this feels destiny level.

😴 Card 5: The Near Future

4 of Cups Babes, are you bored or just too chill? 🤔 The universe is handing you something ✨chef’s kiss✨, but you might be too caught up in "meh" vibes to notice. Open your eyes, bb, because this blessing is MAJOR! 🌟

🏡 Card 6: The Long-Term Outcome

10 of Cups + 4 of Pentacles OKAY, happily ever after ALERT! 💖💍 Your long-term path screams fulfillment—family, love, stability (10 of Cups 🌈), BUT, don’t let scarcity vibes (4 of Pentacles 💰) block your flow. Loosen up and trust the process, bb! You’re GOLD. ✨

🎀 Card 7: Advice from the Universe

6 of Cups + Queen of Pentacles The universe says: reconnect with your inner child! 🛝✨ Do things that light you up (hello, finger painting? 🖌️✨). Also, step into your QUEEN energy—abundance is all around you. You’re a boss, and it’s time to own it. 👑💐

💸 Card 8: Emotional Landscape

6 of Pentacles Give and take, babes! 💌 The energy you put out is what you’ll receive. Stay balanced in relationships—don’t let people drain your vibe. 💖

💼 Card 9: Career/Financial Prospects

Wheel of Fortune + Emperor + Hierophant + High Priestess Um, EXCUSE ME?! Your career is about to blow up in a fated way! 🔥✨ You’re stepping into leadership energy (Emperor vibes 🦁), aligned with tradition and wisdom (Hierophant 🔮), but also rocking your intuition (High Priestess 🌙). MAJOR glow-up incoming. 🌟

🌌 Card 10: Spiritual Evolution

Empress + 2 of Pentacles Honey, you’re birthing a whole new YOU! 🌺 The Empress is saying, “Create, nurture, and love yourself.” But balance is key (2 of Pentacles). Prioritize wisely—don’t stretch yourself too thin, bb. 💖✨

💖 Bottom of the Deck Energy: 4 of Wands Soulmate vibes? Twin flames? Celebration? 🥂✨ Your foundation is solid AF, and you’re moving toward stability, joy, and possibly even MARRIAGE vibes?! Yesss, manifest it!

🌈 Final Thoughts Babes, this reading SCREAMS transformation and blessings. Sure, there’s a bit of chaos on the horizon, but you’re stepping into a beautiful, aligned, and abundant phase of life. Stay grounded, trust the process, and remember—you’re magic.

🌸✨ Let me know how this resonates, bb! Your feedback helps me sprinkle more magic into these readings. Love & light! 💖✨

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Chicago Med Group Chat

Pt. 7: Connor’s phone

Mental illness specialist or wtvr: Daniel

Pepper spray girl: Sarah

Unknown number 1: Elsa 

Unknown number 2: Lanik

Dude who won’t stfu (maybe ava’s crush???): Noah

Attending: Latham 

Will (can’t fucking spell): guys i hav good new. I have leaenee how to spell (sorta!)

Unknown number 1: Yeah, thanks to me. You are all very welcome by the way. 

Nat: You are fired. He still can’t spell. 

Maggie: Is someone jealous? ;)

Avey ❤️❤️❤️: Hey Sarah ;)

Nat: No, not jealous at all.

Pepper spray girl: Heyyy :)))

April: Elsa, you should have taught him better. Also Nat, you are definitely jealous!

Ms. Goodwin: 🤣

Me💰: who’s pepper spray girl?

Avey ❤️❤️❤️: what are you talking about?

Unknown number 1: You don’t need to be jealous, Natalie. Will is not my type. At all.

Unknown number 2: He better not be…

Me💰: 1 of my contacts says pepper spray girl but idk who that is

Ethan: Oh. That might be my fault.

Will (can’t fucking spell): HEY! Wtf elsea???

Dude who won’t stfu (maybe ava’s crush???): Ohh yeah i remember when sarah did that lmao

Pepper spray girl: …

Mental illness specialist or wtvr: You guys need to be more sensitive. 

Ms. Goodwin: Maggie, the idea you had yesterday really impressed the board. You are the best head nurse!

Dude who won’t stfu (maybe ava’s crush???): But she’s the only head nurse

Ms. Goodwin: 🤣

Me💰: ethan did you change my contacts last night at the bar???

Ethan: I might’ve. 

Pepper spray girl: fuck you ethan

Avey ❤️❤️❤️: 🔪

Maybe: Sam Abrams: …

Maybe: Jay Halstead: I’m so confused right now… 

Maggie: Thank you, Sharon!

April: Ethan, you were at a bar last night???? You told me you couldn’t help take care of Vincent because you were working?

Ethan: Oops

April: Oops? That’s all you have to say?

Unknown number 2: You guys have a kid???

Maybe: Sam Abrams: You guys talk too much, I’m muting this.

April: No, Vincent is Ethan’s sister's kid.

Unknown number 2: Ethan has a sister???

Ethan: Sorry April, but I already see Emily too often now that she volunteers at the hospital.

April: Ethan, you are so irresponsible. 

Me💰: wait i was so confused about the contact that i forgot to acknowledge the fact that you sent a winky face to sarah???

Avey ❤️❤️❤️: yeah…

Pepper spray girl: ;)

Maggie: ;)

Ethan: And you are so critical. How can you blame me for not wanting to spend time with my sister who literally stole drugs from the hospital???

Pepper spray girl: emily did what????

Ms. Goodwin: Ethan, I think you, Emily, and I need to have a little chat… 

Unknown number 1: Why am I not surprised? 

Dude who won’t stfu (maybe ava’s crush???): Omgg drammmaaaa

Dude who won’t stfu (maybe ava’s crush???): Someone’s abt to get fired

April: Noah, you should not be laughing at such a serious situation. 

Dude who won’t stfu (maybe ava’s crush???): No

Me💰: not to interrupt whatever this is but ava??? are you flirting with sarah?

Avey ❤️❤️❤️: yes

Ethan: What the hell, April?? Emily and I might lose our jobs because of you.

Me💰: you’re a crazy bitch we’re over

You have changed Avey ❤️❤️❤️ to Crazy bitch

You have changed Pepper spray girl to Pepper spray girl (ava’s crush)

You have changed Dude who won’t stfu (maybe ava’s crush???) to Dude who won’t stfu (noah)

Crazy bitch: rot. in. hell!!!

Ethan: We’re over too, April

April: Fine, as long as I get your sister in the breakup.

Unknown number 1: And we’re over too, Lanik.

Unknown number 2: What????

Unknown number 1: Jk ;)

Unknown number 2: … Attending: I hope this breakup doesn’t impede you two from acting professionally during surgery.

[skippthecredits]

<[ A LETTER HAS BEEN DELIVERED. ]>

Hi Skipps!

Listen, I know you’re still in the ruts because of your terrible job and your terrible life and your freshly made mysterious Chatot wounds — but, I really needed to send this for a very important reason. I know you’ve been studying all these invasive Pokémon lately and it’s your entire deal right now, so I really wanted to chip in and help.

I’m attaching a location to the bottom of this letter of where we last saw some of these cloud-looking Pokémon. Juno told me that it’s insanely strange to see them out of Alola and that there aren’t many of them to begin with. Something like Cosmog? Alola things, I don’t head that way often. All I do know is that it’s super close to your current location! Like, you should really go.

I think if you were getting points for the best invasive Pokémon you find, you’d get an easy +100 for these. Anyways, I’m also attaching your early birthday present — a genuine Ditto bone! Yep, my new Ditto laid this earlier just to spite you so now you also owe me 2500 Pokédollars for the bet that you created. I even put a bow on it!

Yadda yadda, happy birthday and you are extremely welcome for the tip. You should really head out there just in case more Dittos with bones try to get them.

— Marnette Mador (💰🍸)

<[ ATTACHED IS A LARGE HAMBONE WITH A GREEN RIBBON WRAPPED AROUND IT. ]>

okay you're LUCKY I passed out on the route because I would have actually strangled you to Death if I had made it back to town. also in related news the dirt here tastes different than the dirt in Kanto. use that info for whatever weird science you might want to use it for

anyways. I am going to go to this location and beat you to death with this ham bone. it still smells like cooked ham. there are still bits of dried up meat on it. is this a bite mark???? what is wrong with you actually like legit

knuckle up you genderweird trash bag im omw

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Building Unforgettable Relationships" 🧭💖

Welcome back to me, guys! 😄🎉 How are you all today? 🌟🙌 Let’s make today amazing! 💥💫

So today, I’m here with a new but super common relationship... Yep, you guessed it – Humanity Relationships! 🌍💖 Let’s dive into this journey of kindness, respect, and love. ����✨

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Long-term humanity relationships aren’t built in a day – they’re like planting a tree 🌳. You water it, nurture it, and before you know it, you’re sitting under the shade it provides. Plus, if you're lucky, maybe you’ll get a fruit or two along the way! 🍎🍏

So grab your compass! Let’s create relationships that last, spread joy like wildfire 🔥, and make the world one giant family! ❤️

Alright, let’s keep the humanity train rolling! 🚂💫 Now, you know what the best part is about these humanity relationships? They don’t come with a price tag! 💸 That’s right – no subscriptions, no hidden fees, just pure, unfiltered connection. 🙌❤️

It’s all about the little moments that stick with you. Like that time you helped someone without even thinking twice, and they gave you that look that said, "You made my day." 👀✨ Honestly, that's more valuable than any diamond 💎.

The compass we carry doesn’t just help us find our way—it helps us find each other in the most unexpected places. 🧭🌍 You might not be looking for someone to share a moment with, but there they are, and suddenly you realize: life just got a little more colorful. 🌈🎨

And guess what? These relationships are built to last forever. It’s like planting a tree in the forest of kindness 🌳, and one day, it becomes the forest of love 🌲—spreading shade and shelter to everyone who crosses its path. 🌿💚

Well, buckle up because the humanity ride is just getting started! 🎢✨

Let’s be real – humanity relationships are like the best party you’ve ever been to. 🎉 There’s no VIP section, no exclusions, and the entrance fee is just kindness. 🤝 You walk in, and BOOM – everyone’s your friend. We’re talking real, deep connections that don’t need any filters or fancy introductions. 🌟✨

And here’s the twist – the compass we carry isn’t just a pointer to goodness. Nope. It’s a tool for navigating the mystery of life. 😎🧭 It helps you find your true north when things get messy, and trust me, they will. But hey, we’ve got the map to the treasure chest of real happiness buried in the land of compassion. 🏴‍☠️💰

The coolest thing? Humanity relationships are NEVER one-sided. They’re like boomerangs. 🎯 You throw kindness out there, and BAM, it comes right back to you, often when you need it most. Imagine building a world where everyone is tossing boomerangs of love and support. 🔄💕

Plus, the beauty of these relationships is that they’re like seeds 🌱. They grow in ways you don’t expect. A random act of kindness today could lead to a lifetime of amazing memories tomorrow. 🌸 It’s like planting flowers of joy in someone’s heart, and they bloom beautifully, even in the toughest weather. 🌷

And don’t forget – humanity relationships are flexible. No rigid schedules, no deadlines, just pure, free-flowing love. 💫 It’s about showing up when you can, giving when you have, and always being the compass that leads to brighter paths. 🌅🧭

So, what’s the takeaway? Life’s a journey, but humanity is the ultimate travel buddy. 🌍👫 Grab your compass, pack a heart full of kindness, and let’s keep exploring the beauty of relationships that last a lifetime! 🛣️💖

And just like that, we’ve come full circle! 🎡🌟 Humanity relationships aren’t just a chapter in the book of life – they’re the whole story written with compassion, respect, and endless love. 💖 So, let’s remember to keep our compasses close, our hearts open, and our kindness always ready to share. 🧭❤️

As we navigate this wild ride, let’s make sure the map we follow is one of understanding, care, and connection. Every step we take is an opportunity to build a world where everyone has a place, a smile, and a hand to hold. 🤝🌍

So, keep your compass pointed toward humanity, and let’s create relationships that not only last but also make life unforgettable. 💫 Here’s to more love, more laughter, and a whole lot more good vibes! ✨🎉

Remember: it’s not just about where we’re going; it’s about who we travel with. 🚀💖

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[literaryslapshot]

you just triggered me with the princess post now i have to go back and read everything in the tag

- 💰

You’re welcome 🤗

[judeswhore]

instagram au: a love like ours - mason mount

a collection of photos from mason and y/n’s engagement through to their honeymoon

pictures are not mine, credit to the original owners

yourinstagram✔️

liked by jonathandavissofficial and others.

yourinstagram it only took him six years

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masonmount i’ll take my offer back if you’re gonna be like that

↳yourinstagram ring is already glued to my finger sorry😙

kaihavertz the fancy dinner was my idea

↳sophiaaemelia it was actually mine kai wanted him to do it in the middle of the liverpool match

↳yourinstagram men are such tasteless creatures

zendaya OMG CONGRATULATIONS🤍🤍

benchilwell he’s punching y/n seen the state of his tan

↳yourinstagram least this time it’s real

↳masonmount fuck off🤣🤣

sydney_sweeney forget about the engagement i’m in love with your nails!!!

↳yourinstagram they’re the colour of something extra special😼

↳masonmount they’re the colour of y/n’s favourite thing

masonmount✔️

liked by kaihavertz and others.

masonmount ready for you to make me the happiest man alive🤍

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yourinstagram i didn’t already make u the happiest man alive🤨🤨

↳masonmount no sorry, up until the wedding it’s still chilly’s position

↳yourinstagram nice 1👍 sofa’s looking right comfy tonight

declanrice i can hear the sound of millions of hearts breaking

↳masonmount bet yours is one of them

tammyabraham thought you were a virgin what’s this

↳masonmount i heard it doesn’t count because i didn’t look at her

↳yourinstagram are u being for real

itsamelewigi was this a 3 second timer pic?

↳masonmount 5 seconds we had to get in the groove of it

masonmount✔️

liked by chunkz and others.

masonmount the most beautiful woman, i’m so incredibly lucky to call you my wife

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timowerner thanks for the invite👍

↳masonmount thanks for showing up late

↳timowerner i hate not being the centre of attention

chelseafc mr and mrs money mase💰💰

reecejames i’d like to say my objections now

↳masonmount two hours too late

chunkz delete this my girl will get ideas

↳masonmount 🤣🤣🤣

jazbenham finally another normal member of the family

declanrice 🅿️

yourinstagram✔️

liked by sophiaaemelia and others.

yourinstagram no one will ever come close to making me as happy as you do, i love you with my entire heart mr mount🤍🤍

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yourinstagram also i’m officially a WAG now🤪

↳sasha__rebecca welcome to the club😘😘

obx from a pogue to a kook

masonmount found my forever girl🤍

↳yourinstagram 🤍🤍🤍

masonmount you looked absolutely gorgeous😍😍

kaihavertz do i get a thank you for getting you together

↳yourinstagram no❤️

↳masonmount merci

↳edou_mendy 🤣🤣🤣

masonmount✔️

liked by benchilwell and others.

masonmount christened the sheets. a few times.

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itsamelewigi why

↳masonmount we have to consummate the marriage duh🙄🙄

sophiaaemelia how did you manage to keep her

↳yourinstagram his massive… heart

yungchalobah you’re about to lose all 4.7million followers for that

declanrice get some bro🤣

yourinstagram how’d u get this angle

↳masonmount u know me and my gymnastics

yourinstagram✔️

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yourinstagram l'amour de ma vie

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yourinstagram let’s all take a moment to appreciate mason’s arm

↳masonmount let’s all take a moment to appreciate y/n’s b00bs👀👀

↳yourinstagram 13 year old boy syndrome

masonmount there’s my girl😍😍

tyronemings yooooooo

madelyncline i like it picasso

↳yourinstagram hang it in the louvre

↳madelyncline cut mason out i’ll hang it in my bedroom

masonmount✔️

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masonmount anyone wanna bet who was wetter after this

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yourinstagram mason.

↳masonmount false. you were.

↳yourinstagram actually don’t think that’s true, sahara desert is wetter than i was

↳benchilwell you two are about to cause a scene

calteck10 every time i open this app i deeply regret it

jorginhofrello living up to the papi title i see

kaihavertz what a lovely sunset

yourinstagram✔️

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yourinstagram the mirror came in handy

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madelyncline came in handy for what exactly🤔

↳yourinstagram oh u know, checking my hair

masonmount might move it around and switch up the view later

jazbenham you’re getting worse than mason

declanrice 😳😳😳

masonmount✔️

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masonmount couples who bathe together…

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itsamelewigi …get wrinkly skin together

↳yourinstagram mason gets botox tho

↳itsamelewigi i thought his forehead was looking a bit tight

yourinstagram we’ve got the hottest side profiles

↳masonmount should see our beneath the water profiles

↳ yourinstagram you’re disgusting😭

landonorris married mason is basically a pinterest couples page

declanrice mate you’re so whipped🤣

yourinstagram✔️

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yourinstagram my bestest friend <3

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masonmount i love you baby🤍

masonmount think we spent the whole trip like this

↳yourinstagram just with less clothes

rudypankow well then what am i

↳yourinstagram shh give me till the end of the week to be nice to mase and then ur back at the top

florencepugh the most prettiest smile!

↳yourinstagram flo i will file a divorce to run away with u

↳ masonmount why run away can’t we just form a threesome

↳yourinstagram no❤️

kaihavertz brilliant photo!

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You 🤠 🌟 👉 may 🤷📅 🎡 😈🐝 think 🤔 🤔 🧠🧐 this is pure 😘 😘 😘 bullshit, 💩 🤢🤡 🤢🤡 but ⭐ 🍑 🤗 you’re 😎🙅 👹 👆 actually 🚟 😳 😳 wrong.

😟 ❌ 😟 Forgive me 💁🏻‍♂️ 😼 💦🔫 for 🕓 🚣🏻 👨🍆 that 🤒 🤔🚟 👑 I 🧠👅 🎥😇 👨 am 😔 👏👐👱 😜 going 👉 🏃🏿🖤 😒 to intentionally derail my 😊😊😊😀😊😊😊😊 🙋🙋 🤡 blog off 📴 😍 📴📴📴 the rails 🚈 🚈 🚈 becuase I 😈 😫👨 😇 can’t 😰 💃 🔫🔫 take 💅💎 😀 💅 it anymore 🔥 😫😵 😫😵 and I’m ☝️ 🙅‍♂️ 👈 literally 💯 👀 🥰 at my 👈 🧜🏻‍♀️ 😊 fucking 😈 🙊 🙇🏻😫 limit. 💃 💃 💃 How 😐 🤔 🐼 many 👬 👬 👬 more 😩 🙅 ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ motherfuckers 🦠🦠 🦠🦠 🦠🦠 out 👈 🤬🤬 😛 there 😌 💋 🔽 are gonna 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ 🥵 block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 😎 😭 🙄 for 😤 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ 🎉🥵😩 🤦🏻‍♂️ ludicrous reasons? 🌟 🤔 🌟 Honestly, 😇 😇 😇 it’s gotta 📷 🧩 😼 stop ⏹ ✋😡 🖐 because 💨 ➡️ 🤷 I’m 👱👏 💘 👀💰 actually ✅ 😬 🤔 a better 🎰 😵 🎰 person 👫 🏻 👫 than 👩‍❤️‍👨📈 😻 😽 they 🙉 💁💁💁 🏽 think 💭 🤖🤖 💭🤔 I 😎 🏿 🥺 am. 🔞 💦 😩 I’m 😂😂 💁 👌 not 👎 😠 🙅🙅 some 👽 💁 🙄 kind 🤗🙁 🙁 💁🏼‍♂️ of social 👫🏼 👫🏼 👫🏼 media 📝 📞 📞 villain; 😈 😈 😈 I’m 😂 👱 💆🏼 just 👏 😬🗼 😬 a free-thinking man 👨‍🔬 👨‍👧‍👦 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 with feelings, 😁 😭 😭 opinions, 👏👏 😤 👀 strengths, weaknesses, and most 🍌 🦊👥 💯😃 importantly, a life. 🧬 😛 😂👨

Those 👉 👉🅱️ 👉👉 goddamn 🥾 🥾 🥾 idiots 😜 🤔 🤔 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 me 👧 😭 💻 because 👄 🚱❕ 🚱❕ I’m 💥 🏰 💘 friends 👬 👫👬👭 👯👯‍♂️👯‍♀️ with someone 🧍 👤 😒 who ❓ 🤷 🤷 was wrongfully accused of something 👤❔ 😅 😅 he 👥 👨🏻 👨🏾 never 📷 ✖️ ❌ did 🏿👏 🦎 🏿👏 and they 💥 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 🏽 still ⏰👠 🤞🙌 ⏰👠 believe 😱 🌈 🌈 he 💁‍♂️ 📷 👨🏻 did 🦎 🦎 🍷 do 😶 😒 🚶‍♂️ it, even 🌑🌑 🤨 🌓 to this day? 👆 🌞 📅 That 😐🍆 🐖⚪ 🤐😐😳😐 is complete 🚫 😎 ✅🚫 bullshit, 🤢🤡 💩 🤢🤡 to put 😏🏻 🚮 🤚 it lightly. How 😱 🌹 💯🤔 about 💦 💥 💥 for 💯😣 🔄👉 😤 simply 😡 😡 😡 saying 😏 👄 🤢 some 🌽 😋 💯 stupid 🚫 🚫 🤦‍♂️ shit 💩💩💩 💩 💩 and some 💥💥 👱🏻‍♀️ 👆 other 👪 💰 😖 posts 📱💻 📱💻 📱💻 I 🙋 😮‍💨 🙋‍♂️ reblogged in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ 💖 👉 the past? 💦 💦 💦 People 👶 😷🤯 🤖🤖🤖 have 🈶 🈶 🙂 done 🔨 ✔ 🔨 that 💝 😐 😈 to me, 🐽 💕🌐 🧚‍♂️ too, 😭😍 😱 ‼️⁉️‼️ and I 😊 😊 👹 must 🔒 🙋👏 👫 admit, I 😀 😇 👉🤳 am 🏻 👏 🏃🏻💨 actually 😳 🤔 😳 sorry 🤖🤖🤖 🥲 😲 for 4️⃣ ⌛🎁 😇 all 💯 💯 😢🙍 of that, 👌😤 🏭 🔪 but 🤔 🍑 🍑🔮🤔 I 👓 😀 👥 can’t 🔫 💦💦 😨 make 💘 🥺 💘 a promise 🤞 🤞 🤞 that 😐🆕 🥰😇✨ 😻 such 🏼 📶 📶 content 🌎 🌎 🌎 will 😏 👏 ✍️✍️ not ❌ 🔕 🚯 be 🐝 😏👦😠 😳 seen 💭 👀🙄 👀 again ❌😬 🔄 🔄 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ y’know, 💀 💀 💀 shit 😕💩 👋🎃 💩 happens 💦🍆😍 💦🍆😍 👀😱🍃 sometimes. 😏 ✨

🕐 Now ❓❗❓❗❓❗❓❗ 💻 💪🏋️ what 😦 🤷‍♀️ 👉 about ✨ 💦 💦 some ⌚ 🐓 💵 dumbasses who ❓ 🤔💭 💁 thought 💭 💭 💭 it was a great 😁 🇬🇧 ⭕🔶🔹🔴🔷🔸 idea 💡 💡 💡 to simply 😡 😡 😡 block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 🤲 👉😎 😼 for 🌼 🐤💰🎅😙 👻 literally 👌 😂 🥰 no 🛸 👎 😣 reason? 💬 🌟 💬 Well, 😦 😃 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’ve ❄️🔥 🤩 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 seen 👀 👀 👀 that 👉 💰😳 😤 several 💯 🤓✨ 💯💯 times. 🕛 😆⏰

💫 Strangely enough, 🕑💦 🙅‍♀️ 💦💦 SOMEBODY 👤 👤 👤 literally 👌 💯👌🏻 👌 blocked 📷 🚫 📷 me 👉👩 👩🏻 🤩 minutes 🕒 1️⃣5️⃣ 🦎 🕤 after 2️⃣ 2️⃣ 🙈 👀 I 😀 😊 👅 first 🍃🌸 👆 👆 arrived 🎅🙌 🎅🙌 🎅 here 😔 ✋ ‼️ (and I’m 👌 💘 💯🦆 still ◀️ 🧚🏻‍♂️ 👠 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 by 😈 👷 😈 him 📞😤 💕 💦🏿 to this day). 🆗✅👋 🚨 🥺😩👿😰 Well, 👀 😦 🤷🏾‍♂️ that’s 😐🔕 🦎 😤 an awfully rude 😡 💨 💨 way ↕️ 🥱😖 ❌ of saying, 😏 ✨ 🦄 “Welcome 😋 💋 💋 to the hellsite, enjoy 🎡 🎡 💯 your 👈 😇 💦 stay.” 🚉🧍‍♂️ 💒

😙 In 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ 🧸 😭 November, 🍁 🦔 🍁 a bunch 🍼 🍼 🍼 of people 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 👫 👫👬👭 (the same 🏆🤷 🖕😯 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 ones 💯 🩱 💫 who 😡 👀 💁 falsely accused my 🤠 🧜🏻‍♀️ 🙈 friend) 😕 👬 👩 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 me 😳😭 😭 🧼 because ✅ ❌👮 👲🏽 I 🙋 💰 👈💯 found 🔎⏳ 🔎⏳ 🔎⏳ the imposter 🚫 😡😤 🚫 follower among 💰 🇷🇴 💰 the 6 👆🤘 💪 💪🏠 (plus ➕ ➕ ➕ myself 😉 👈 🎊 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ apparently 🔎 🔎 🔎 you 👈 🏻😛 👈☝🏻 can 💦 💦😜 💦😜 follow 👣👣 👣 👣👣 your 😈 🤌🏻 👉 own 💌 🏨⬜ 😠 sideblogs) those 😱👉 👉👞 👞👞 who ❓👏 💁 😡 followed 😣 😣 😣 my 😎 🔒 ✨ former roleplaying 😩 😩 😩 blog.

I 👆 💅 👀 quickly 🍑🆘⏰ 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ ⏰ realized 💡 💡 💡 it and then ❓👱 😮 😮 I 👩 😻 🤠 was like, 💖 👍 😭 “This person 🔫 💅 🏻 isn’t 👏⛔🗺️ ❌ ❌❌ allowed 😖 😖 🙅🏻‍♀️ here 😶 😩 🔪🔥 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ they 🏾 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 👥 blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫 my 💪 👨 🙊 main!” It didn’t ❌ 😊 🙅 take 👏🏼 💅 🐤 long 😳 🔟 😳 for 🧍‍♀️ 💯😣 📂 me 🤪 🏃 💁🏽‍♀️ to become 😌 😌 😌 so embarrassed 😳🤦🤦😳🤦😳 😊 😊 about 🥴 😡💦 💦 it that 🤨 😩💰 😝🍑 I 💪 😱 🧒 would 👪 😏 🍬 shortly 👌🏾 👌🏾 👌🏾 delete 🔋😠 🔋😠 🔋😠 that 👄 😾 👉 post 🚩 📯 📯 alongside with the reblog that 🤔🚟 👎👅 😐 came 💦💦 😏 💦 with it.

And lastly, who 🤷👫 😂🤷 🤔💭 the fuck 😏 👉👌 🐷 thought 💭 💭 💭 it was a good 🙏 🌗 👌 idea 💡 💭 💭 to block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 🏾 👈 🍭 for 🍆 😎😎 🔜🍆 both 👦 👬 🌜 discovering an old 👴 👴👵 📺 headcanon (which 🥙🐱 🥙🐱 👏 I 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 😐👌👈 😎 no ❌🙅 👎 😱 longer 💃🕺💃🕺 💃🕺💃🕺 💃🕺💃🕺 like 😗 😄👍 🦊 anymore) 💔 😒 💔 and abruptly discontinuing the whole 🐧 💦😍 🎡 roleplaying 😩 😩 😩 scheme? About 😗 💦 💦 a week ❗ 💦🍑😹 💦🍑😹 ago, 🔙 🔙 😅 some 💦 👱🏻‍♀️ 👆 people 👩‍👩‍👧 👨 👶 found 🔎⏳ 🔍 🔎 a headcanon post 📝 🏣 📯 I 😀😀 😀 💧 made 😹😹😹😹 🎁 🎭 months 🈷️ 📆 🈷️ ago. 🔙 😅 😅 One 1️⃣ 1️⃣ 🤜👀 1️⃣ 👊 🤜👀 of those 😱👉 👞👞 👉 headcanons was that 🚔👼🚟 🚔👼🚟 👹 Magolor is a conservative. 🧠 🧠 🧠 Someone 🧍 👤 🧍 asked ❓ ❓ 🙏 me 💬🤗 💕 🥰 if I 👥 😔 🧚‍♀️ actually 💍😤 💍😤 😤😳👀 was the man 👨 👨 👫 behind 👟💥 🍑 🍑 it, so I 👥 💰 🍧 replied 👉🏾 🔁 👉🏾 with a yes. 👍 👍👍👍 😷 I 😊 👥 👨 then 🤖🤖 🏿🙈 💦 reblogged that 🛫 👏 👉👉👉👉👉 post 🚩 🏤 🏤 via 💰💰 💰💰 💰💰 my ❄️🔥 🧜🏻‍♀️ 🤡 ex-roleplaying blog with a response that’s 🙏🏻 ✋ 👨👉 kinda 🍕🙅 🍕 🍕🙅 like 😄 👬 👬 this, “That’s 🤬 🎊 😏😐 kinda 😡 🍕 😡 true, 💯 💯 🥶 but 👄 🍑 😥😥😥 I’m 🥼 🤯 🌷🎂💵 actually 💍😤 😳 ❓📝 more 1️⃣ 😏😏 ➕ of a conservative-leaning free-thinker.” Do 😐 👌 🦋 I 💰 🙋‍♂️ 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 headcanon that? 🏻👉 🙏 😐 Yes. 👍👍👍 😷 👍 Shortly 👌🏾 👌🏾 👌🏾 after 💀👀 👀 👀 making 🖕 ☝️ 🌟 that 🍆 😤 🏻 post, 🏤 🏤 🚩 my 🙊 🙈 👈👈 Kirby blog (the ex_roleplaying blog) was invaded by 😈😈 😡 ☠️ other 🏾👈 😍🥰😈 🏾👈 txt blogs, most 👏👉 💯 👉 of them ➡️😇 😘 💦 being 😩 ❌ ❌ ran 🏃 🔒🏣♍ 🔒🏣♍ by 😡 😡 👷😗 people 👫 👮🏼‍♂️ 👪 who 🔭❓ ⁉️ 👿 blocked 📷 🚫 📷 off 💦 🥜🍌💦💦 🍌💦 my 💕👧 ✌️ 👋 main.

Minutes 🕑 4️⃣7️⃣3️⃣🕥 🕥 later, 😁👋 🕑 🍩 after 😌 👀 👀💯 they 💁 👥👨 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 spelled out 💧 🔍 🚩🍰🆔💪🏽 “kung fu 😊👀 😊👉 😊👀 penis”, 🍆 🎄 🍆 I 😊 👄 🐑😎 announced the indefinite discontinuation of magolor.txt because 💁 🐕 👄 people 👨👲 👥 👫 ignored my 😼 😵 🧚 DNI and it was getting 🤝 🍀🉐 🤝 old. 👵🏼👴🏻 👴👵

👅 In 🚪🏼 🧚🏻 2️⃣❕0️⃣❕2️⃣❕1️⃣❕ 🍷🍻🥂💆🏻‍♀️😏 🎉🥵😩 response to the whole 💯 💦😍 💦 incident, 🤤🍦😅 🤤🍦😅 💪🏽 at least 🤸👌 ❗ ❗ a handful 🤚 🤚 🤚 of people 👮🏼‍♂️ 👥 👥 unfollowed me 💡💡 🏻 🙄 from 💋 🥃 👉😮 all 💯 💯 😲 3 😘🤔 📊 🕒 of my 🤭 😊👼 🥳 blogs, and some ⛄👨 🐓 😏 even 🌃 🌑 🌃😒 blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫 me. 😭 🧑🏿 💕 How ❓ 🤔 👹 fucking 🙇🏻😫 👾 🖕😒 stupid. 🤦‍♂️ 💢 💩

Y’all 💃💃💃 🐩🐩🐩 🔥🔥 are so intolerant. Welp, ladies 😏 😏 👭 and gentlemen, welcome 💋 💋 💋 to the hellsite, where 👏🚫🗺️ 🤷 😈 happiness 😊🙌🏻 ☺️😍 ☺️😍 slowly ♿ 🐌 ♿ rots away 💕 🥰 💨 and nothing’s like 😄 🚞 👩‍❤️‍👩 what 👉 😦 😦😦😦 you 😊 👈 👧👈 first 🍃🌸 🌓 🥇 expected. 🤰🙄 🤰🙄 🍆 But 🍑 💨😝🇺🇸 🍑 hold 🤗 👭 👫 up! 👌 🍕🙆 ⬆️ Before 😺 👨🏼 🙅‍♀️ you 🥵 🦎 🏾👈 decide 😱😱 😱 😱 it’s okay 🆗 👌 👌 to attack me, 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏽 💡💡 🍬 how 🤏 🤔 💯 would 😏 👪👪 🕵️‍♀️ you 🤟 🦚 👈 like 💕 👀 🍪💁 it if you 🆗 🤕🔥 🤜🏻🤛 blocked 📷 📷 📷 by 😈 🥀 🍼 many 👬 💯 💯 people 👫 👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 🚷 for 🏻🙃 😊 📂 either 🥵 😌 🥵 stupid ☠️ 🚫 🚫 or no 😩 ❌ 🙅🏻‍♀️ reasons 🌟 📃 🌟 whatsoever? You 👽 👈 👈 wouldn’t 😩 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 be 😤 👄😱 😒 too 😡😲 😎 😢 happy 🥳 🙂 ⛄ about 💫 🙅‍♀️ 🤔 it, either, 🥵 😌 🥵 huh!? ✨❔ 😕 😕

So, in 🌋 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ 🕺 short, 🩳 👖 🐇 I 👨 🦆 👀💁 would 😏😎 👪 😎 highly 🕛 🕛 🕛 appreciate 👌 😨💰 👌 it if people 👫👬👭 🚷 👫 stopped looking 👀 👀 👀 at me 🥶 💁💁 💁 as a menace and accept 👍 👍 👍 that 🐖⚪ ⏪👀 🤞 blocking people 👺 👩👫 👥 is not 🚫 🚯 🍆⭕ okay 🎃 👍 🆗🙆‍♂️ in 🕐 🛌 🙈 the case 😎💯 💼 💼 of ludicrous/absurd/downright stupid 🤪 💩 💩 reasons. 🤔 🤔 📃 In 👮 🛌 😩 addition, I 👥 😊 🙍👀 feel 💯 😩 💋💋 like 💖 💗 😄 it would ✅ 👪 🤕 be 🎮 🐝 😉 the best 🌛 🥇👸 👌 choice 😜 🤓💢 ✊🏿🔠 for 🕓 🍅 🅾️ me 😢 👦 😏 to step 👞📈 👞 👞 away 🤗 🤗 🤔 from 😤😤 😲 🍭 here 📍 📌📍 😔 and find 👀 🔎🔎🔎 🔍🤔 a new 🆕 💍 💎❗ safe 🍭 🌺 🍭 place 🏆 👅😾 🏆 for 👏🤙 🍆👅 🈺 me ���🏻 🤓 👈 to be 👄😱 💰 😳 in; 🍌 🔙📥 🙌👏 one 🔂 😤 1️⃣ 🎄 1️⃣ 😎 where 🍏 🐉🐱🚀 🐉🐱🚀 I 👈🏻 🏼 😩 can 🤕🔫 🧞 💦 find 🔍🤔 🔎🔎🔎 👀 better 😎 👩‍👧 👅 success 💰💰 💰💰 💰💰 and be 😤 🧎 🚖 well-respected as long 🐍 🔟 🍆 as everything 🙌 🙌 👐 goes ��� ❗ 🏃 well. 😃 😦🤒 👤 I 👍 😀😀😀 😝 don’t 🙈🙅 🚫 🙅 feel 😌😌 🏾 🆙 comfortable 👘 👘 👘 being 😑 🧟‍♂️ 😮 here 📍 👲 🈁 anymore 😒 💔 🔥 and I 🧚‍♀️ 👌 🍾 believe 🙏 🌈 🌈 that 🚔👼🚟 🚟 🏾🍜 I 🙀 💰👀 👥 was never 👱🚫🤔 👱🚫🤔 🚫 a good 👌 🆗🌟🙅‍♂️❇️📈🙅 🌛 fit 💪🏽 💪🏽 👗 for 🐤💰🎅😙 💯 🤦 tumblr. This all 👵 💯 👾 wouldn’t ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 😩 have 🈶😤 🈶 😄 happened 🤔😂😍 🤔 🤔 if I 👥 🙀 🧒 just 🍐🍅 🗼 👍 kept 🔄🔥 🔄🔥 🔄🔥 my 😘 🥳 😊😊😊😀😊😊😊😊 fucking 💯 👏👏 🖕👦 mouth 👄💧 👄💧 😃 shut, 👄 🌽 😭🖕 but 🍑 🍑 🙋😮 I 😀 👨🔨 👏🏻 refuse to.

I 🙀 🤣🎅 ⭐ may, 😎 🤷 🌌 however, 🤔 🤔 🤔 may 👀🤷 👀🤷 👀🤷 make 💘 🖕 🏼🙅 a comeback in 🏽👏 💆🏼 😏 the future 👻 📅 📅 as a more ➕ 👏💦 ➕➕ well-behaved, nicer, and more ➕➕➕ ➕➕➕ 1️⃣ 1️⃣ ➗ relaxed ☺ 😎 😎 person 💅 💅 💅 who, 📷 😂🤷 👀 in 👻😈 🕺 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ return, ↪️ 🔙 ↪️🔙 will 🖤 🍌 🐼 make 🖕🤰🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿 🖕 🥺 apologies 😔 😔 😔 for 🐻 😎😎 💯 my 😜 👸🏾 🐕 past 💦 🗿🗿 💦 behavior 😦 😦 🏽 and actually 😳🤔 🤷‍♀️ 😤😳👀 make 😰 🖕 🖕 promises to not 🥴 🚯 🚫 repeat 🔁 🔁🔁 🔁 the same 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 👌 🙂👍👍👍👍 mistakes again. 😬 🧚🏻‍♀️💗✨🌷 🙈 If not, 🚫 🚯 🚯 lemme 🏿 🏿 🏿 just 😤😤 💦 🕛👀 say 😳 🛐 🦯 that 😝🍑 👪👨‍👩‍👧 👉 it wasn’t ❌ ❌ ⛔ the best 👌 🏆 🏆🥇 almost 💯🍄 💦💦 💦💦 10 😂 💯 😂 month 🈷️🈷️ 🈷️🈷️ 🈷️🈷️ experience 🍆 💯 😋 of using 🤳🏻 🤳🏻 🏻 a website almost 💦💦 💯🍄 💯🍄 nobody 🙅🤐 😯 🚫 uses anymore. 💔 💔 🔥

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Uhh 💰for my MC Alvina and Talbott? It’s alright if you don’t want to do it, no pressure!

💰 - summer job

*I have horrible reception at my grandparents’ house where I’m currently staying so idk when this will post KDKFKF but thank you for requesting and I’m sorry it took so long. I made it a little longer to hopefully make up for it. thank you for your patience!!

*also, just in case you’re confused about ‘Karli’ look no further than here.

Alvina shudders in relief as she feels the rush of cool hair fan across her upon entering the building. This summer has been particularly sweltering and she welcomes the air conditioning. Yet another thing that was worth copying from muggle creations. She really couldn’t thank them enough for this.

She shows her Hogwarts ID at the door before being allowed inside, her destination well in mind.

After awkwardly asking for directions, she crosses a few winding hallways before finding what she was looking for. All around flew owls and even some other creature she can’t quite place. Tiny and fast, but strong enough to carry whole boxes full of files and knickknacks. She could hearing faint buzzing in her ears over all the chatter and the uneven ticking of a far away clock. The desks are all arranged in seemingly no specific order or design. Just wherever they please. Though, to be completely fair, it is a rather large room.

And right in front is just who she wanted to see.

He looks up from his work as she approaches, a look of exasperation on his face. “What are yo—”

“I brought you lunch,” Alvina supplies, lifting up the takeout she’d gotten for the both of them as a show of good faith. “Karli says you usually take your break around this time.”

Talbott rolls his eyes but a prickle of fondness seeps through his exterior. “Traitor.”

“So?” Alvina levels him with a knowing look. “You’re not eating or taking any of your breaks because…?”

“Sorry, I know. I’m just…busy.”

Alvina sighs, placing the takeout on the corner of his desk. “Talbott, you need to find time to take care of yourself even if you’re busy. I can promise you that it's just as important as your work, if not more so.”

“I know, I know.” He repeats again, his shoulders slumping in a show of just how tired he really is.

“Why are you even working here, Tal?” Alvina asks, both confusion and concern laced in her tone. She gestures around as the buzzing room around them. “This isn’t exactly your scene. And The Daily Prophet? Really? You hate Rita Skeeter and I know for a fact that she’s been bothering you because she managed to get ahold of my address to owl me letting me know that ‘My good friend Mr. Winger is here and she’d be happy if I were to visit anytime!’ I think she just wants to start more drama. Surely, you don’t enjoy it here?”

Talbott sighs heavily and looks up at her softly and it takes her aback. “You’re right, Alvina. It’s not the perfect summer job but I do have a reason for applying here.”

Alvina softens. “I’m sorry, I’m sure you do. I just…want you to actually enjoy yourself this summer. It’s our last one before graduation.”

“I know,” Talbott says yet again and after a moment of contemplation, closes the folder laid out in front of him and gives her his full attention. “The truth is…I applied here because my dad used to work here. When I found out they were accepting students for the summer…I guess I just thought that I would feel more…connected to him by being here.”

“Oh, Talbott—”

“And it’s worked a little bit! Some of the employees here knew him and I’ve gotten to chat to some of them, ask about him. They even knew a little about my mom and…” He shakes his head. He tries for a small smile. “I like it here because of that. I want to be here. But you’re right. I promise I’ll do better to take care of myself.”

Alvina smiles genuinely at his admission, her heart full of happiness for him. She hooks her fingers around the take out bag. “So. Lunch then?”

Talbott smiles fully now and nods. “Lunch.”

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