#abu dahbi

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self similar ~ jim denevan | photo © lace gerber

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ᗩᗷᑌ ᗪᕼᗩᗷI’ᔕ Oᑎ TᕼE 2025 ᗯᔕᒪ SURFING EVENT ᔕᑕᕼEᗪᑌᒪE! 💩

🌊🏄‍♂️ Lost my surf journalist handle, but not the passion! 😢✨ Exciting news from the Middle East as the World Surf League adds Abu Dhabi to the Championship Tour! 🌍🌴🏆 This is not a drill, it's a FACT! The 2025 Championship Tour will feature Kelly Slater's Abu Dhabi pool as an event. 🤩 But hold on, there's a twist... 😬 Let's dive into the comments on Beach Crit, they're absolutely hilarious! 😂🔥 People are questioning how the World Surf League plans to greenwash and social wash at the same time. 🌿💦🤔 For those who may not know, the United Arab Emirates (UAE) is not Saudi Arabia, but it's also not the most welcoming place. 🚫🤷‍♀️ Especially for certain groups, like Tyler Wright. 😕 On top of that, it's a petro kingdom, and the World Surf League will be surfing in a desert, in a pool funded by oil money. 🏜️💰 It's a bit ironic, isn't it? The organization prides itself on being supportive of various groups, but is this decision really aligned with their values? 🌈🤝 To me, it's utterly insane and a clear example of hypocrisy. If you're going to be environmental, then BE environmental. If you're going to champion LGBTQ rights, then truly stand up for them. 🌍🌈 Don't just mention it for marketing purposes. Nobody asked the World Surf League to be an environmental or social justice warrior, but they took it upon themselves and now they're surfing in Abu Dhabi. 🤷‍♂️🏄‍♀️ In a world filled with hypocrisy, the World Surf League takes the cake. 🎂 They claim to be one thing, but their actions speak otherwise. It's disheartening to see such a renowned organization fall short of their own ideals. 😔🌍 Let's hope they learn from this and truly live up to the values they promote. 🙏✨ #WorldSurfLeague #AbuDhabiChampionshipTour #Hypocrisy #Shorts

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Esteban’s goodbye ❤️‍🩹

[clearwaterrain]

When you’ve got serious beef but everyone around you is taking it as a joke😭 This is such loser fail enemies behavior.

[umlewis]

via f1's ig story - november 25, 2023

[clearwaterrain]

Whaaaaaaaaaat

GEORGE YOU ABSOLUTE ICON THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE SPORT IN YEARS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

[sevenstarae]

https://sirenasports.com/why-you-should-book-a-jet-ski-tour-in-abu-dhabi-sirena-water-sports/

[clearwaterrain]

No bc this is so funny😭

Verstappen.com releasing baby clothes just after the announcement 😆

[coco-loco-nut]

Book Club - Part 9

pairing: grid x reader

summary: you just got your wisdom teeth out, just in time for winter break fun with headcanons

a/n: thanks for the request, I missed the club❤️ ALSO! the original post just hit 1,500 notes??? like guys🥹 ilysm, you don’t even know. you are still reading my silly little writings, and i appreciate that more than you know. every like, comment, and reblog is the reason we are here 9 parts later (seriously you should see how happy i am when i see comments)

requests open masterlist series masterlist

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- You didn’t tell anyone else on the grid other than Lance, obviously

- They were all surprised when it was announced that you were going to be missing Abu Dahbi

- Your oral surgeon only had that Wednesday free before Christmas

- …and let’s be real, your seat was secure, you weren’t going to win the WDC, and the constructors championship was locked in

- You would raise hell if you couldn’t enjoy the food around the holidays, so missing the last race it was

- You were exhausted from the season and appreciated the early break

- Lance just let it slip to the drivers on Friday a couple of hours after he got there

- You were sitting at home with Kimi, swollen and in pain all Friday

- “What do you mean she won’t be here? We have our presents for her” Fernando pouts

- Charles one day ships you cases of his gelato with a note telling you to feel better, he’s trying to get into the club for the gossip

- Lance gets invited to the club meeting to his surprise

- He assumes that they want to check in on you, despite them blowing up your phone

- No, he was VERY wrong

- Lance got roped into showing them videos of you on drugs

- Their favorite was the one of you when you first came out from being under

- “I’m married? Oh my god, I married Nico Hülkenberg? This is the best day of my life”

- You were sobbing tears of joy

- Nico was sent the video immediately, you gave him permission via text to post it the next day

- The second favorite was your favorite to laugh at

- You went on a massive rant about how Susie Wolff is a MILF and how you hoped Toto could fight because the female driver was your woman crush and you WILL have her

- Susie loved the video (George and Lewis sent it in the Mercedes family gc), Toto… not as much but he was amused

- You got a lot of fussing drivers on Facetime during the meeting

- You were loopy af from the painkillers and general exhaustion during it, it wasn’t your fault they called you late

- Kimi forced them to shut up and hang up so you could sleep

- Carlos joked about being relieved that there wasn’t another race for you to follow his trend during an interview

- You won the first race the next year

- Your phone started blowing up with messages on social media wishing you a quick recovery

- Most of the book club showed up to your home after Abu Dahbi, wanting to make a quick stop to check in before the break

- “Hello, wife,” Nico greets you when he sees you

- You joked you were about to file for divorce from Lance, who just sighed and went to get you a carton of LEC

- You had to film you opening your secret santa gift and send it to the F1 social team

- You got a quilt blanket that had a square for each book you read with the club since it started

- You actually started sobbing (you blamed the meds, even if you were actually crying)

- Lewis got the biggest hug ever, he enlisted help from Valtteri for all the books

- You forced them to cut the parts of you crying out of the video

- You got Logan an old iPod full of popular music (you hacked into his phone to check the genres he liked) from his childhood and now

- Obviously you added headphones and a couple chargers

- Logan used it all the time, he called you immediately to thank you

- You had the honors of choosing the first book over winter break

- You chose an F1 romance novel

- Boy oh boy were those meetings fun, just tearing up the book for its inaccuracy

- Daniel vowed to write an accurate one and sell it

- Spoiler Alert: he never did

- But Fernando did

- It was an international bestseller

[capricorn-ascending]

from his father consoling him after the shit show that was abu dahbi to crying in his arms on home soil after his first win since that wretched dark night. all the love you put out into the world will eventually find its way back to you.

[clearwaterrain]

Also thinking about the absolute 180 this baby news is going to have on the media today. Like did George know already? I’m picturing George having to awkwardly congratulate Max on his pregnancy before going right back to ‘but still f*ck that b*tch, he tried to murder me’😭

[thatnimrodmusician]

in honour of xavi leaving.... some of the best radio moments

Abu Dahbi 2022

Charles: "Where is p2? Oh fuck there it is!"

Xavi: "On the right, yeah" (he was in a cloud of smoke and he could not see where he was after donughts)

Miami 2024

Charles: "Where should i go?"

Xavi:

Charles: "Hello?"

Shanghai 2024

Xavi: try original line

Charles: orignal ? line? what the hell does that mean?

Xavi: forget it its the last lap

Austin 2023

Xavi: so lap time deleted for..... verstappen

Charles: for fucks sake tell me the name first

Xavi: VERSTAPPEEEENNNN LAP TIME DELETED

Charles: yeah well i had a heart attack in the meantime

Xavi: yeah ok :D

Monza 2019

Xavi: you've done it! :D

Charles: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA