#you’re welcome ✨👌

[thesoulofasurvivor]

Today sucked, but you know what doesn’t suck? These pictures of Alita getting her Build a Bear birthday teddy. She turned 1 year old on December 26! She’s a service dog in training, which is why we brought her to Build a Bear (they aren’t pet friendly otherwise)

[handsome-kakigori]

i’m halfway through bleach and i quite literally fell in love with ichiruki thank you for the meal🫣

Ayoooo anon, you’re welcome!!

Enjoy Kubo’s fever dream that is Bleach 👌✨

[spineless-lobster]

MY THOUGHTS ON THE VENGEANCE SAGA HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

(Spoilers under cut)

Okay I took like half an hour to yell about this with my brother so I have a few thoughts in order here we go!

1. Not Sorry for Loving You

First of all this song is absolute bop like calypso they can never make me like you BUT they can make me like your song.

“I’m angry and tired and restless and sad” honestly me too girl welcome to the club (also the flow in this verse is crazzyyy)

Odysseus is a braver man than I if I was him I could never tell her I love you in any capacity lmao

The ending is 😭👌

2. Dangerous

LETS FUCKING GO I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS!!!!

“Six hundred deaths under my command” okay that’s just fowl you can’t say that

The acoustic guitar in the beginning is amazing actually

NO BECAUSE WHEN HE SAID “Cause I had one goal in mind” AND WE HEAR THE SILENCE WHERE THE CREW USED TO BE????? THAT SHIT BROKE ME DUDE!!!!!

HERMES WITH THE AEOLUS LYRICS/MOTIF/WHATEVER THE WORD IS I SEE YOU GIRL I AM A BIG FAN!!!!!!

Everyone who was like “aeolus and hermes would be besties” YOU WERE ALL RIGHT!!!!!

GROOVY!!!!!!!!! TIME TO FUCKING GROOVE BABEYYYYY!!!!!! ✨✨✨✨

“Wash it away like the blood your hands have known” that is such a raw line to come from such a funky character hermes girl you did NOT have to read him like that

WELL IT’S A LITTLE BIT ✨DANGEROUS✨ MY FRIEND!~

Windbag ex machina

To quote my brother: “the windbag is such a broken item” 😭

HERMES X WINIONS LETS GOOOOOOOO

SING IT ODY!!!!!! YOU’RE GONNA USE RUTHLESSNESS BABE!!!!!!

“Don’t thank me, friend, I’m not the one that fought for you” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthena

3. Charybdis

This one is another banger!!!!

The ody monologue as he is talking to charybdis is really cool actually

OHHHHH BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!

“My love” what if I just died violently

Ohhh fuck here we go lads

That “NOOOOO!!!!!!” is so fucking visceral oh my GOD when jay said voice acting he MEANT Voice Acting

4. Get in the Water

The erratic piano!!!!!!! That’s so cool!!!!!

Ohhhhh fuck wet hades is here

The way he says “get in the water” is so cold. It’s like You Don’t Have An Option. Get in the fucking water.

“I’ll take your son and gouge his eyes” okay I know we were cheering on ody when he was doing it to your son mr poseidon but have you considered that telemachus has never done anything wrong in his life ever?

Poseidon: I’m going to fucking kill you and your gay little island

Odysseus: have you considered greeting the world with open arms?

Lads how many fucking years has it been I don’t think ody knows how to count

THE EDITING OF STEVEN’S VOICE HERE AAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHH ITS SOOOO GOOOOD!!!!!

I KNEW IT!!!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!! I KNEW POLITES WOULD COME BACK I KNEW EURYLOCHUS WOULD COME BACK I KNEW WE’D HEAR THE CREW!!!! (Tbh I should’ve expected anticlea but ssshhhh) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOST MY MIND HERE!!!!!!

I see you draw your final breath~

Okay but literally in this moment I think this is where we see everyone forgive odysseus. Whether they lost their lives to mistakes like with polyphemus or a conscious decision like with zeus. Here we see everyone odysseus has loved who has passed away stand by him, telling him that they’re waiting and ready to greet him with (pardon me) open arms in the underworld.

ALSO I JUST NOTICED THAT POLITES SAYS “we can tell you’re getting nervous” not “I” and THAT’S how I know ody died (or at least was on the edge of death) for a few seconds in that moment and interacted with the shades of everyone

5. Six Hundred Strike

Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my FUCKING god

I said this song would break me and I was fucking right

ODYSSEUS HAS THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP ON HIS SIDE MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS

THE INSTRUMENTAL GOES CRAZY!!!!! THE METAL FUCKS SO HARD!!!! THE ELECTRIC GUITAR!!!!!!

Bro the hades soundtrack called they said they want their fucking music back

The deliver of “MY WIFE!!!” DUDDDEEEEEEEE

Literally if you don’t get yourself someone like odysseus don’t even try to get anyone else never settle for less okay the gods created men and then sent odysseus as an apology

STORM MOTIF!!!!!

FULL SPEED AHEAD TUNE!!!!!!!

Poseidon: fuck you

Odysseus: whatever, go my six hundred strike

“You’re going to call off that storm.” The amount of BALLS this man has HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND WITH THOSE

Odysseus said “if I can’t kill you I guess I’ll torture you forever” literally that’s my favourite war criminal

ODY’S MONOLOGUE AS HE’S STABBING POSEIDON HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS THE RAWEST SHIT EVER!!!!!

Literally the animation for this was so good it felt illegal to watch like is this allowed???? Can I stomach this??? This is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen????? In a good way????

“I’m still the same” in keep your friend close vs. “Look what you turned me into” in six hundred strike <3333

“Look what we’ve become.” It’s reminding me of how ody and scylla harmonized “we are the same you and I” godddd he truly has become the monster rawr rawr rawr

The way poseidon says “NOO” and “STOP!!!” is so crazy actually

POSEIDON SINGING MONSTER WHAT IF I JUST FUCKING DIED ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

“After everything you’ve done. How will you sleep at night?”

“Next to my wife.”

LITERALLY I SCREAMED INTO MY FUCKING PILLOW WHEN HE SAID THAT!!!!!! THAT IS THE COLDEST MOST RUTHLESS FUCKING LINE EVER HOLY FUCK ODY I THINK YOU ACTUALLY JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM!!!!!! THERE IS NO COMING BACK FROM A LINE LIKE THAT!!!!! LITERALLY THE BEST WAY TO END THIS SAGA!!!!!!!

Closing thoughts

JAY WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU JAY!!!!!!

When he said vengeance saga he meant Vengeance with a capital V

Bro all I’m saying is that if I was penelope and I heard all of this go down… let’s just say telemachus would no longer be an only child

Also! In the midst of my boisterous reaction I uhhhhh broke my vengeance saga bracelet so I’m gonna have to fix that eventually

Uh… yeah… I’m gonna go like….. lay down for a bit or something…

[lostgirlmuseum]

Masterlist ✨

Angst: 🌑 Fluff/Fun: 🌕 Both: 🌓 1K Notes: ✨

Welcome to my masterlist! I currently only write for Bucky Barnes. I’m also in college, so apologies if I don’t post regularly…because I’m 93.2% likely not to 👌 This is really just a fun lil thing I do. I'm definitely not the best, but I try.

Unless otherwise specified, happy endings only here. Real life is sad enough lmao

(headers by me, dividers by @firefly-graphics)

Make the Wave 🌓 (Complete) ✔️

Pairing: BestFriend!Bucky x f!Reader Summary: You invite both your best friend and your boyfriend to a three-day weekend getaway at a beach resort. This trip was meant to be relaxing, but tensions and jealousies rise as both Miles and Bucky fight for your attention. 

Coming Soon To A Tumblr Near You:

nothing :)

In order of most recent to least:

As You Wish 🌔

Summary: You and Bucky are forced to work on Halloween and even when cosplaying as lovers you only seem to bicker.

Dancing Spies 🌕

Summary: You and Bucky are undercover at a ball and he’s not ready to let go of you.

Honey 🌓

Summary: Bucky notices you've been acting really strange lately... like, really strange. And flirty? What happened to you, and are your eyes... glowing?

Solitary Confinement 🌑

Summary: Bucky finds you locked up. (Febuwhump Prompt Day 2)

The Swan and the Soldier 🌔

Summary: Bucky is signed up to act in the Nutcracker against his will. But it isn’t all bad. At least not after he meets the cute costume designer. 

I Like You (A Lot) 🌔

Summary: You can't help but notice the way Bucky becomes uncomfortable around you, and you help him find peace in your touch.

Who the Hell is Daryl? 🌓✨

Summary: Bucky is in love with you, and finally finds the courage to tell you. But what happens when it sounds like someone else is already in the picture? (Miscommunication!)

Pulse 🌕

Summary: Bucky can hear your heartbeat through the wall, and he can tell everything isn’t alright.

Bucky vs. Book 🌔✨

Summary: Bucky rushes to your aid when he finds out you’re upset. He’s never seen you this distraught before.

Stuck (2)gether 🌕

Summary: A continuation of Stuck Together, Bucky deals with the aftermath of now knowing what it’s like to be so close to you. He misses it. He’s scared of it. He needs it.

Stuck Together 🌕 + Part 2 is above!

Summary: Bug Boy and Big Man get into an argument. Luckily, you’re there to save the day! Until you find yourself in a sticky situation. Things get a little too close for comfort.

Give Me A Sign 🌑

Summary: Bucky asks the universe for a reason to live. The universe delivers you.

The Signal 🌓✨

Summary: You and Bucky get separated from the team after an unfortunate mishap, of which Bucky blames you. Except you’re not at fault! You thought… you aren’t too sure anymore.

Maced 🌕

Summary: You think someone’s following you and you mace them. Turns out it’s just Bucky. 

Thank you for being here, thank you for reading, thank you for responding. All my love, Cadence 💖

[shubox-imagines]

Ooooh, new writing blog, welcome to the web *bad dumn pun* I'm waiting for someone to write something romantic on Aaron and Peter B x Reader. Anything. Any little thing. Will I be the first ask that modifies your "no write for"??? (also, do you do yandere?)

how dare you walk in here and PUN ME

i’m jk ily thank u for the ask 💅

so to answer the question before the request, I have never written yandere before. i’m not saying I wouldn’t, but idk just how far i’d go into. i guess you gotta ask and see!

now since you said anything imma just do general ship HCs for them. gotta say the aaron ask surprised me but imma do it 👌

Peter B. Parker

hi this man is a certified goober and we love him v much but he loves you more

he’s such an awkward dork trying to be this suave superhero who just wants to impress you

even if you tell him he doesn’t need to he’s still going to just let him be special for you

he’s always going to do his best to make time for you between his spider-man’ing shenanigans

if you’re a spider too then he’s gonna try to make sure you don’t get yourself killed

which HES ONE TO TALK

he knows he can be awkward and distant sometimes, but he just wants to protect you, even if you can protect yourself.

he knows you think that robe is comfy and yes he will let you wear it

or he’ll get you your own and be a good about how the both of you match 💅

he’ll do anything to make sure you’re happy because he’s had too much experience in fucking up relationships to ever want to do it again

peter b just loves you so much and wants to make you happy if you’ll let him 🥺

Aaron Davis

so you’re just walking around with the definition of suave like it’s nothing okay go off

man is so beyond smooth it’s almost scary

he isn’t gonna start shit, but boy will he finish shit if they wanna start it with you

and GOD help them if they start disrespecting you

you tell him it’s no big deal and that they’re just some asshole

but funny enough, you never really saw that person again after that. odd.

he’s really good at deflecting, and making sure you don’t worry about him on his random outings where he disappears for days at a time.

but this man will do anything for you.

you want something? it’s yours

someone’s bothering you? never again

you just wanna cuddle with him? cmere he’s got big arms that are good for hugs and a couch that is hella comfy

he does wanna tell you about his actual job, but he doesn’t want you to worry about him. it’s dangerous, but he’s a capable man

but he can’t lie, he does worry about how you’ll react if you ever find out

but for now, he’s just here making sure that you’re safe, happy and loved, and ain’t no one gonna do that better than him.

but it’s been a while since he’d come back this time, and you were getting worried

but it’s aaron

he’s always okay

little tiny angst thing at the end there not really BUT STILL

i’m sorry if they seem OOC i am ✨out of the house✨ and have also never written for aaron ever?? BUT i hope they are good enough

requests are open,

ily all sm 💜

[kurishiri]

HELLO!! i am new to the ikemen games and i am obsessed with ikevil!! your translations are amazing, i feel like you make the story telling so fluid but also the way you format things is beautiful <3

i was curious, do you typically do translations for the stories you’re super interested in? how do you decide what to translate :o

do you have plans for future route translations?

thank u sm for ur time <3 ur amazing

hii hello hello!! 🥹✨✨ welcome to the world of ikevil and ikeseries! i always enjoy talking abt it, hehe. and wow omg tysm for ur kind words too! /gen i feel i dont hear these words v much as a whole so it really means a whole lot to me for u to take some time to say 🤍🤍 i do try my best to make my tls at least a bit pretty and fluid to read and in char hehe. im really happy if it came off that way 🥺💕💕 also u r amazing too! v much!

and for the questions ,, the long and short of it is probably if its smth that has alfons in it, or the vogel guys, i may tl the stories abfhsjgds and for future route tls i probably will to do darius and nika .. maybe ring as well if no one picks it up. but i will tl any ikevil story, even a main story (or like single chptrs of a main story), if im commissioned. i dont openly advertise them bc idk how to nhdhdsfs but i do in all technicality have open comms for tl. in all honesty if i had all the time and money in the world, i would tl everything that came, as ftr idm tl-ing for other chars as well. but since im limited in both, i have to pick and choose, and to keep this hobby fun, its natural i would choose stories that have who i like more or am curious abt more in em 🥲👌

overall i do tl as a hobby and the stories i tl, i often get with my own pocket money. and you will probably feel this as you continue playing, but cybird stories r not cheap. at all haha. like for example alfons episode 0 costs an equivalent of around $20 alone bdhjshfds (though the set does come with a matching attire) orz all that said though ive had no regrets on any of the purchases i have made with episode 0s, ahah

[percepeony]

HUGS YOU WITH CONSENT AND FUCKING SOBS ON THE FLOOR. HELLO YOU AMAZING PERSON, I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING B.E.N CONTENT!! I'M GOING TO BE HONEST I DECIDED TO GET INTO BEN DROWNED MORE BECAUSE OF YOUR ART!! I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY

TYSM BRO THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT I SEE FROM MY NOTIFS RN AAJNDNS

Also, you’re very welcome! I wanted BEN to have the same recognition as the fanon one and I won’t stop till they get recognized by other creepypasta fans 😤

I HOPE YOU HAVE AN ABSOLUTE AMAZING DAY AS WELL, DUDE! I LIKE YOUR VIBE BASED FROM THE WAY YOU TYPE RN 👌✨💚

[waterfalls-of-lemonade]

intro post 2.0

i felt like remaking it so yeah

hi, average omo blog here. don’t expect irl content; i’m purely into the fictional aspect. (read: don’t be weird in my dms.) 

personally, i don’t have the kink, but all omo enjoyers are welcome to interact regardless of what it is to you. 

my tags: 

#i talk (general posts)

#i give a prompt (omo prompts) 

#i talk about myself (personal posts) 

#kay’s (something) tag (fandom content) 

#i complain (vent posts) 

#i make a meme (omo memes) 

#suggestive (formerly #kink mention. posts about characters participating in omo as a kink/general nsfw-adjacent content, for filtering reasons) 

#kid omo (posts that mention characters under 18 in omo, /nsx obviously, also for filtering reasons) 

disclaimer: i’m technically a proshipper (as in, anti-censorship and that writing about something doesn’t mean you support it) but i don’t ship anything that people associate with the term. you can interact regardless of your opinion on the discourse (as long as you’re respectful) but just so you know ig.

favorite tropes/things: 

~ comfort/aftercare (i also like this in non-omo contexts so of course i’d like it in omo contexts ig) 

~ characters being too shy/proud to admit their need (because most of my faves are that type)

~ just-made-it (underrated) 

~ partial wetting (because i’m indecisive) 

~ miscommunication (need i say more?) 

~ assisted wetting/relief (it’s about the ✨intimacy✨)

~ non-human omo (you can blame half the characters in my main fandom) 

~ workplace omo (idk something about it is just 👌) 

~ characters holding because they’re too busy/distracted (again, because my faves)

~ car omo (there’s just so many possibilities when writing/imagining it) 

~ authority figures being desperate (there’s something about them being brought down by basic human needs that’s so alksjfaslkdajds) 

tropes/things i like but am picky about:

~ almost-made-it (if the buildup is done right) 

~ friends teasing the character (as long as it doesn’t actually hurt their feelings) 

~ angst/humiliation (in moderation) 

~ extreme/exaggerated holding (again, in moderation) 

~ characters having the kink (between consenting adults with no actual smut) 

~ diapers (only because it overlaps with ageplay/regression a lot, which isn’t really my thing) 

~ fear wetting/bedwetting (if it has some desperation aspect) 

tropes/things i’m not a fan of:

~ non-con elements (e.g. the trope where a character makes their friend hold without telling them about it becuase they have the kink) 

~ conventional nsfw content (i’m just ace lol) (there’s a debate on whether omo itself is nsfw so i just said conventional to clarify)

~  hurt-no-comfort/degradation (comfort is one of the biggest things i like in omo, it just doesn’t feel complete without it ok?)

~ watersports (if it’s on purpose if you know what i mean) 

anyways my ao3 is InnocentYetAshamed but i only have 1 fic there from 2 years ago so. read it if you want i guess?

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[handful-of-seagulls]

Well hello worldwide web ~ 💕✨

My name is Hunter, but you can call me Handful.

Quick heads up to anyone who follows or browses my page, I am a anarcho-transhumanist with a overwhelming love for both science fiction and feedism.

I love to write and I love to draw, so expect some of that whenever I intend to get around to it. I also overthink things, so don’t expect any of the writing I post to stay that way for long.

I also am a fucken horn dog for feedism related content, so keep that in mind while browsing. I am a dom feeder who enjoys soft feedism content, and some not so soft things on the side; but you don’t need to worry about that ~ ! 💕✨

Some quick facts about me, both sfw & nsfw!

✨🌸SFW🌸✨

- Manatees are my favorite animal! Funny little sea potatoes ~ !

- I regularly dream of becoming a cyborg, the thought of completely augmenting my flesh to the purity of silicone and metal makes me happy! 🦾⚙️

- I enjoy writing sci-fi stories and world building projects, especially involving alien intelligence like my goobers the Radials. 📚📝

- I also love to draw! However I tend to write a lot more, especially lately.✏️

- Belief wise I am a staunch anarchist and atheist! I also believe cereal is best eaten dry. Fight me …

- Yeah I cuss a lot lol.

- I love masks! I’d wear them more if I could. My favorite one so far is the pink plague doctor mask I have! :D

- My favorite food is Chicharon street tacos! 🌮

- My favorite genre of cinema is horror and scifi, though I am also a sucker for those old spoof movies like the Naked Gun or the Scary Movie series. 👻👽🔫

- My long term goal is to be an Astrobiologist!

✨🧁NSFW🧁✨

- I am, as stated, a feeder! 💕✨

- I love soft feedism, praising and doting on a feedee’s gain and eating ~

- I am primarily a dom, however I do enjoy being taken advantage of every now and then ~ ✨

- I am a straight man, who prefers either he/they or it/its!

- I love being a dotting caretaker, making sure my potential lover is always at her comfiest and never has to move an inch ~ ✨

- Edging

- Stuffing

- Intox 🍃🥂

- BDSM, primarily bondage cause I’m basic ~

- Hypnosis and conditioning

- Burping 👌

I am not into kinks like vore, death feedism, scat, raceplay, or diaper play. Hard pass!

If you are not into feedist content, keep in mind I like to have this content on my page! You are welcome to skip by it if it bothers you

Also, fuck any terf or bigoted cunts that stumble on my page! You’re not welcome ☺️💕

[punkscowardschampions]

Site GC & Cali & Jali & Marly Pt.1

Ali: 🌠☄️⚡️💥🌠

Ali: Give me something to do

Moses: 🔥?

Ali: Reliably keeping the home fires burning 👏

Ali: Do yous want me to bring my drugs or my dealers, ‘cos I am a less reliable chemist atm

Bartley: Your mates will know better than to come ‘round our way

Bartley: So, you should invite them 👌

Ronan: What he said

Ali: They’re not real ones just 👶🚴

Ali: Carly knows them too, right?

Carly: cute 👶s 

Johnny: We don’t need any more scum on our site, keep them away

Ali: Not cute to you and you’re cool with my lacklustre offering, rodger that 

Carly: should be cool w how easy 🍭🍬 is to take from em

Carly: whats cuter than that? 🎀

Ali: Want to go see them first?

Ali: not feeling the ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 yet

Carly: 🌞☔️🌈

Ali: I think I left my wellies there, you can borrow ‘em

Carly: 👣💧🦆

Moses: 🔥 will still be burning when you’re done messing in puddles

Carly: grand ❤️🧡💛

Moses: cute

Ali: 😳👐🔥 or is it just me

Ronan: He’s giving it a lash there for sure, like

Carly: jealousy is 💚 & - craic to be sure, boy

Bartley: No one has time to be jealous with you, nor need, what they say

Carly: yer man there has loads to say for someone getting himself so 👅 tied w me

Ali: 😏

Ali: entirely too much talking is happening here, not enough doing

Carly: @ ro ro w my what she said 

Moses: If you’re gonna keep on playing with little boys, I’m afraid that’s not going to change, girls

Carly: v manly & 💪 to give it out to the others like theyre 👶

Moses: Come find us when you want to find out the difference, yeah

Bartley: Yeah, that don’t make them little girls, no? 🤔

Johnny: Enough

Bartley: You’re being dead creepy, Mosey boy, see

Carly: yous are all acting the maggot it’s been said

Carly: quit your messing theres a 🔥 to start

Ronan: She’s a point there

Moses: I’m the only one doing anything, none of yous can talk ‘til you’re bothering yourselves up

Carly: 🥺 ah poor 👶

Ali: You need to get in the party spirit, lads

Carly: 🎇🥳🍄😵‍💫💥🤩🌟🥴✨😝☄️

Ali: You know the line…

Johnny: Move yourselves is my line

Ali: And they do all seem to listen when you talk

Ali: must be oldest perks

Johnny: It’s knowing what’s good for ‘em sense

Carly: 💪🥊🤕

Bartley: You wish, women aren’t allowed at fights

Carly: sure look 🙄🥱

Carly: I’m a lover not a fighter, yous would be wise to catch yourself on more that way

Bartley: Tell John boy

Johnny: A girl don’t tell me a thing

Ali: Unless they have a good idea

Johnny: And that you’ve not, the good idea was on Moses

Ali: What’s a 🔥 without company though, no offence, Moses

Ronan: Full offence all of yous, she is better company

Carly: aw thats the spirit 💞🥰💕

Ali: 😁 I could be inclined to be now

Moses: You’re welcome

Carly: I don’t have faves, youre always welcome, mosey

Moses: What a backhanded compliment, Carls 😏

Carly: 🖐���� if you want but u know what I meant

Bartley: We got it

Carly: all love all the time, even for you, b boy

Ali: 🌞🍄🌈🍃

Ronan: I don’t have faves btw, Carls

Carly: you best not 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰

Moses: Peace and love, is it, Ro?

Ronan: She has her charms too, need showing again, is it, Mosey boy?

Moses: As I said, you’re welcome

Carly: don’t you love me no more? ☹️😢

Moses: Christ, you messer

Carly: I think you're unreal idk y youre being like this to me 💔👿

Bartley: 🤣🤣🤣

Ali: Shut up, Bart

Moses: I’m not being like nothing

Carly: I’d help you w the 🔥 but I’m a girl

Carly: they’d only chuck us on it 🔮📿🧿

Moses: We’ve got it handled, you don’t need to worry yourself

Ali: [Private to Carly]

Ali: Are you okay? 🔮💛

Carly: yea 🎱

Ali: Do you really not have favourites?

Carly: not of the lads 🪀💜

Carly: do you?

Ali: I don’t know, not yet

Ali: I thought maybe you really really loved Moses

Carly: thats gas 😅

Carly: today I don’t even like him 💔👿

Ali: It does sound it now 🙃 but I was 💭 I’d feel like a total dick if I didn’t do more than tell Bart to shut up about it anyway

Carly: why you’re my fave 🐅🌻🪐🌞

Ali: 🤫 on not being one of the lads, eh

Carly: cos you could build a more savage 🔥 with your 👀 closed & they’d be ☹️😢

Ali: but we’ve got 🍆 envy

Ali: bless ‘em

Carly: number 7 when I’m bothering myself with number 2 

Carly: & they say they get it 🙄🥱

Ali: you have to pretend they do though, until you can guide them towards the actual answer, that’s what works best

Carly: 👶👶👶👶

Ali: a full-time occupation

Carly: I’d be fit to go work for a nursery like

Ali: You can’t leave school too, I’ll be TOO bored 🤯💀

Carly: [insert a generic as hell irish name here to be her mum’s because she’d insist you call her by it as you’re besties] would have us cleaning caravan 1st ⛓🧹🧼🧽🧺🔒 no tah 

Ali: Tell me about it

Ali: I’ll take babysitting these boys over my little brother any day of the week

Carly: hes sweet though

Ali: He might look it

Carly: he acts it w me 😇🍼🧸🌼🧃

Ali: 🤔

Carly: but hey all your brothers love me 

Ali: of course

Carly: 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰 how I said

Ali: Do you think Johnny would take me to see my brother?

Carly: he’d do anything u want

Ali: Yeah but

Ali: he’ll want to take the piss, when he realises what for and where

Carly: give him the best reason to keep his gob shut & he will

Carly: you’re his fave 🔮💙🍀

Ali: 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰 whether he deserves it or not

Carly: u deserve to see your brother

Carly: I’ll get [her mum] to take you if he’ll not

Ali: you’re the best

Ali: worth x1000

Carly: 😳🥺😵‍💫

Ali: because you’re sweet for real, not just to catch 🐻🐻🐻🐻

Carly: ily for real 🐝💛

Ali: do they hate us or love us

Ali: do you think they even know?

Carly: with site lads & me it’s always both 🌞☔️

Ali: I need to be that sure

Carly: theyre less sure of you too but that’s class

Ali: my ☘️s looking a little plastic

Carly: you’ll be grand theres still loads of 🔮💙

Ali: My ma did me that favour

Ali: I’m gonna ask him, fuck it

Carly: he’ll say yea but if he don’t we’ve a backup 🎲

Ali: [Carly’s mum] 🌟

Carly: go for it 🎯

Ali: 🏹💀

Ali: Distract the others? I’m not taking this to the public forum for a debate 🙄🥱

Carly: 🍆📏

Ali: I’ll owe you even more if you really have to witness that… again 😇

Carly: away with ye 🐝👼🏼🦋🧚🏼‍♀️🍃

Ali: 🥺😽😽

Ali: [Private to Johnny]

Ali: Can I talk to you, and not have to hear 3 other opinions and perspectives?

Johnny: Talk about what?

Ali: I’ve got a problem and maybe you could help

Johnny: With who? Those dealers, is it?

Ali: Of course not, they’re harmless

Ali: I need to go somewhere, it’s not that far and I can pay for petrol

Johnny: You don’t need to worry yourself about what it costs

Ali: I’m not trying to take the piss, like

Johnny: It’s never worked like that with favours, you know

Ali: yeah, I know

Ali: I need to go see my big brother, my parents don’t want me to but they’re thinking like I’m a kid who’d be scared to see where he is

Johnny: He’s in [whatever the place is called because of course you know everyone would, it’s town goss]

Ali: Yeah, that’s the one, bit too far to walk or bike without some prior planning at least

Johnny: I can take you

Ali: Really?

Johnny: Yeah

Ali: I proper appreciate it, seriously

Johnny: You’re no kid, your parents have that wrong

Ali: It’s an excuse anyway, for them not going, the proper kid they’ve got to look after

Ali: he’d get a better reception in prison, I know that

Johnny: And my opinion on how family matters are meant to be handled

Ali: I value your opinion, as a friend

Ali: no one can talk properly in a group chat

Johnny: It’s just us here now

Ali: I asked you because you don’t talk to fill space, not just because you’re older, you still aren’t old enough, technically

Johnny: The rules you’re talking about don’t apply to me, I live by the only ones that do

Ali: 🙏🙌?

Johnny: That’s part of it

Ali: It’s a shame I can’t set you up with my sister

Johnny: For her, my family’ll set me up when I’m ready to settle with a decent girl

Ali: Do you already know who, like a shortlist?

Johnny: It’s a community, we all know each other

Ali: I suppose so

Johnny: You wouldn’t marry a stranger, we’ve that in common

Ali: Intriguing in theory but terrible in practice

Ali: I don’t suppose I’ll marry anyone 

Johnny: You don’t hold any of the values we do

Ali: I don’t know about any, the compare and contrast hasn’t been that extensive

Johnny: You don’t behave like any of our girls would, it tells me enough

Ali: I’m not going to attempt to marry one of you, it’s okay

Johnny: You can’t, so

Ali: Shame for me, so I’ve heard

Johnny: I’ll hear from you when you’re looking to go

Ali: Aren’t you going to speak to me tonight?

Johnny: You pointed to the difference well enough, they’re all there then

Ali: I wasn’t pointing anything out to mean we can’t talk

Ali: I’m not a kid, like you said, I know you don’t like me like that

Johnny: I can’t be getting a word in, unless I keep on putting my foot down, like you said

Ali: That would require me to ignore you completely

Johnny: You probably should, like

Ali: Maybe

Ali: I have my own rules too though

Johnny: Yeah

Ali: See you later then

Johnny: Maybe

Ali: Please

Johnny: Yours and Carly’s sugar and spice thing don’t work on me

Ali: Hm but it does on Moses so you know I’ll be very bored if you don’t show 

Johnny: If I show it’s to keep him away from her

Ali: Understood

Johnny: Later then

Ali: What about the other two?

Johnny: What about them?

Ali: Do you care if they go near her?

Johnny: A word from me and they won’t

Ali: but you know how that looks

Johnny: I know everything I need to about it

Ali: Okay

Johnny: Tell her yourself and I’ll not have to

Ali: I can’t tell her what to do

Johnny: I can

Ali: Do you want me to be jealous?

Johnny: Are you?

Ali: I know when to be quiet too, like

Johnny: I don’t know that you do

Ali: You’re not going to take me at my word on that one?

Johnny: If you was one of us, yeah

Johnny: but your word’s no good as it goes

Ali: Should’ve known

Ali: wait and see doesn’t work in this situation

Johnny: No it don’t, I’d wait and see quiet’s the last thing you are

Ali: Only because you’ve been trying to leave for the last 10 minutes and I won’t let you

Johnny: I’m still here, there’s plenty enough for you

Ali: I’m grateful to you, about the brother thing

Ali: it’s not the only reason but a big one

Johnny: Family’s important

Ali: It is, more important than some of mine want it to be at the minute

Johnny: You’re not turning your back, that’s what matters

Ali: I couldn’t, it’s not an option to me

Johnny: It’s not meant to be an option for anyone

Ali: I’ll work out how to tell them, literally doing so hasn’t really worked so maybe I do talk too much 

Johnny: I’m not saying you do here to kick you when you’re down

Ali: I knew we were friends, boy

Johnny: No you didn’t, you don’t know what we are

Ali: Isn’t that half the fun?

Johnny: I knew you were having fun

Ali: Don’t you want me to?

Johnny: It’s a with not at thing

Ali: Oh my God

Ali: you think this is like… sex tourism, that I’m that arsehole???

Johnny: Your mate is, be careful who you hang ‘round after if you’re bothering yourself with what I think

Ali: She has to live where her mum makes her

Johnny: It don’t make her one of us and she wants to stop acting like it before she gets stopped

Ali: There must be a reason they’re tolerated here, have been

Johnny: Like you said, tourists are good for what they’re good for

Ali: Then you should like her

Johnny: If she left after 1 week or 2 I would

Ali: and I don’t care what you think, just if I’m being perceived like that at all

Johnny: You come across like a peeping Tom into my life, but you don’t care about our ways 

Ali: I care, I don’t try to adhere to them, because that’d be like I was pretending to be one of you

Johnny: You care about what’s fun for you, same as Carly

Ali: I ask everyone questions, I just like to know things

Ali: as it bothers you I won’t ask you more

Johnny: It’s not your playground

Ali: It’s yours, I know

Johnny: She’s too comfortable and now so are you

Ali: For your liking or just in general?

Johnny: Have a look about and see who’s looking back at you feeling disrespected

Ali: You’re the first person to bring it to my attention but I’ll be vigilant next time I visit

Johnny: You know, you can’t say you don’t, my work here’s done

Ali: I know that not everyone feels the same as you do

Ali: but sure, I’ve got some things to think about now

Johnny: You’re welcome for it

Ali: I’m not trying to think right now though so I better go

Johnny: Mind how you do go

Ali: You don’t need to concern yourself with that

Johnny: But I am concerned, so

Ali: Why?

Johnny: Carly has made enemies, sure, I’m not one of yours

Ali: You just think I’m a voyeur 

Johnny: And how am I wrong?

Ali: because I consider the people I come to see my friends, not a spectacle 

Johnny: I don’t know that I want my family having friends like you

Ali: You’ll have to take it up with them, I’m not refusing friendship on the basis of culture

Johnny: Being a culture vulture you wouldn’t, like

Ali: Keep insulting me like it changes anything

Johnny: If I was insulting you I’d say worse

Ali: Of course

Johnny: It’s a clash, culturally

Ali: In which my polite interest is unacceptable and you saying whatever you want about me is fair game

Johnny: In which you and Carly are trying to collect us like trophies

Ali: Maybe you’re just attractive, you’re doing yourself a disservice by making it all nefarious 

Johnny: It’s your game not mine

Ali: There’s no game

Johnny: Play it somewhere else

Ali: You don’t want to be collected, I got it

Johnny: Off you go then

Ali: Do you act like a dick just to counteract the nice thing you’re doing for me 

Ali: I wasn’t about to tell any more than you were

Johnny: You tell on yourself when you’re here

Ali: Not about that, it’s private

Johnny: Yeah, this warning wasn’t put in there for ‘em to contribute to either

Ali: Bart might back you

Johnny: I don’t need their backing, it’s me and you talking

Ali: Just saying what we both know, Ronan likes me and Moses doesn’t mind as long as he thinks I’ll sleep with him like a good tourist should

Johnny: I’m neither of them

Ali: I didn’t get your names confused, I know where I am

Johnny: I’ve got my own views and I do what I reckon is proper to

Johnny: you’re not Carly, don’t act like her when 1’s too many enough

Ali: and now I’m a bad imitation, charming

Johnny: You’re not’s what I’m saying 

Ali: You’re funny but also so confusing

Johnny: What’s confusing or funny?

Ali: You show that you hate me by being quite nice, or that you like me by being quite mean

Ali: either way, it’s topsy-turvy enough to be 🙃

Johnny: Taking you to see your brother is separate, he’s your brother

Ali: it’s not the singular nice thing you’ve ever done

Johnny: It probably is

Ali: and if I was playing a game, I’d use the dead sister, gone brother card all the time now

Ali: but I won’t

Johnny: There’s places you don’t go, or it won’t feel like a win

Ali: I hadn’t assumed I was playing fair

Johnny: I had, you’re trying to prove me wrong about you being amoral like her

Ali: You’re going to settle down when you’re like 16 

Johnny: Maybe I’ll be 18

Ali: How’d you get so serious

Johnny: Not wanting Carly don’t make me serious

Ali: I wasn’t aware you didn’t so

Johnny: Fun with, you read it, if you’re not against me I’ve got nothing to get serious over

Ali: I’m not planning a coup

Ali: all I want is… I don’t know

Johnny: Come find me when you know

Ali: Only if you can give it to me

Johnny: Yeah, but saying what we both know, what can’t I give you?

Ali: You don’t know what I want yet

Johnny: I’ve got it handled, whatever it is

Ali: Oh, alright then

Johnny: Wait and see does work here

Ali: I might make a list…

Johnny: You’re a girl it’s in your mind to

Ali: I don’t think that’s in the Bible

Johnny: It’s in my life experience

Ali: Make big promises, you want to cash them, that’s my experience

Johnny: Go big or home is universal

Ali: Must be 

Johnny: Everyone’s heard it

Ali: Inappropriate time to say you sounded like my brother, as you already think I’m going to hell

Johnny: Promising you’re not burning tonight don’t count as big

Ali: Appreciated, nonetheless

Ali: Don’t know how you’d dress to burn at the stake, not like I have though

Johnny: Moses would ask what you’re wearing

Ali: Yeah, he would 😅 like an old-school pervert in a phonebox

Johnny: I sounded like your brother how?

Ali: Not that one, I wasn’t slyly calling you mental

Ali: My other older brother, he has lots of mottos like that

Johnny: You’ve not been slagging me back half enough, maybe you do have some decency in you, a knowing of how to behave like a girl should

Ali: Hilarious

Ali: I’ll have to warn you when I feel like insulting you now

Johnny: Still playing fair there

Ali: I can’t help being a delight, sorry

Johnny: You’ve good as promised to delight me now

Ali: I do, it’s not intentional but you are welcome

Johnny: What’s intentional? I’d go for that instead of

Ali: That’s a wait and see

Johnny: How you’re dressed, is it?

Ali: Yeah, I can’t lie about it, that would look stupider

Johnny: You could lie about who it’s for

Ali: I don’t know any of you well enough for it to be more than an educated guess at what you’d want to see 

Ali: but it’s always intentional 

Johnny: Guessing what they want to look at don’t need much education, Carly knows

Ali: but it’s me and you talking right now

Johnny: And you’ve got more about you than her or we’d not be talking

Ali: I’m not going to join in bad-mouthing her, you know

Johnny: Loyalty is something else important

Ali: She’s nice to me, her ma was going to take me if you couldn’t

Johnny: How nice she is, what they say, is her trouble

Johnny: and her ma, you know

Ali: People have their reasons, usually things they can’t do much about

Johnny: Her reason being she don’t live by no rules, can do as she likes

Ali: Can she?

Johnny: Sure, she reckons it to be so

Ali: I wouldn’t say there are no consequences though, would you?

Ali: People at school are pretty awful to Carly, no doubt her mum gets a similar treatment

Johnny: Behave shocking, you’re treated shocking, way of the world, no?

Ali: If only it were that fair

Johnny: It is here

Ali: Perhaps they like the certainty

Johnny: You’d be needing to ask your mate about that, I don’t know

Ali: I’ll try to remember

Johnny: You letting me go now or what?

Ali: Maybe

Ali: how’s the fire coming along?

Johnny: It’s down to Moses how it is, I’ve my own things I’m busy with

Ali: Oh, I see, I’ll have to ask him then

Johnny: You will, I’m [doing something to fix that bike they are riding in those gifs but idk about that I’m not a mechanic like Alison is]

Ali: You could’ve told me, before I bothered walking all the way to Caleb’s instead

Johnny: There’s still work to be done before you’re not walking, tell you that

Ali: 😁

Johnny: You could be here passing me [whatever tools he needs for this, because that’s obvs her only job as a girl, rude sir she’s more capable than you]

Ali: Wow, I can’t believe you trust me to know what a [namedrop the most basic tool] is 

Johnny: I’d nod to it, you can follow where I’m looking, can’t you?

Ali: You’ll see, won’t you

Johnny: What you keep on saying

Ali: We can pretend I just stood there and watched, it’s okay

Johnny: You’re dressed for nothing else, you reckon

Ali: How sweet, you care about my laundry

Johnny: I’ve sisters, I know what they care about

Ali: You’re adorable

Johnny: You’re a girl, what you trying to fight that for?

Ali: I don’t think I am?

Johnny: You don’t think you’re a girl, how’s that?

Ali: No, I know I’m a girl, that just means something different to you

Johnny: Yeah, yous have lost what it means

Ali: Can’t it mean both, or however many things we want it to?

Johnny: No

Ali: At least you’re to the point

Johnny: You don’t have proper men in your life, that’s your trouble

Ali: Do you think travellers are happier than us lot, on the whole?

Johnny: Than yours, I’ve heard about all your brothers

Johnny: and your sisters

Ali: Hardly a fair comparison, everyone knows we’re fucked up

Johnny: I could say I don’t know no unhappy travellers and you’d go I wasn’t being fair there, I’m biased or whatever 

Ali: just asking one of my many questions

Ali: Maybe you’ve got the right idea, I’m not claiming to

Johnny: We do marry your lot sometimes, not my family, but there are travellers who would

Ali: You’re strict

Ali: I got that

Johnny: It’s a community, you don’t agree with everyone in yours

Ali: Maybe no one, starting to seem

Johnny: Keeping it going, how it’s been and is meant to be, is important

Ali: Well, it was kind of you to say there’s hope for me yet

Johnny: I’m not a monster, like

Ali: Will you invite me to your wedding?

Johnny: You’d have to be yourself, it’s not for non-travellers

Ali: 😏

Johnny: You’ve time, some of my uncles waited ‘til they were 21

Ali: I’ve never been to a wedding

Johnny: I’ve not been to one of yours, can’t say what they’re about

Ali: Depends on all sorts, what sort of religious you are or aren’t, how minted, how much you like attention

Johnny: Will we crash one and see?

Ali: Umm, YES

Ali: That’s the best idea you’ve had today

Johnny: Hey now, Moses got in before me, can’t be helped

Ali: He’s trying harder to impress, that’s all

Johnny: Ah sure, he does need to at most things

Ali: What happened to loyalty, eh? 😉

Johnny: Ask it of him if you can get a word in between him and Carly

Ali: You can be the cockblock

Johnny: Thanks a million

Ali: Doesn’t seem like the sort of thing a girl should get in the middle of, like, so sorry 

Johnny: Happy to go along when it suits

Ali: She’s mad at him anyway, I happen to know

Johnny: We both know she’s not

Ali: Perhaps not enough to save your evening, no

Johnny: You don’t need to worry yourself for my evening

Ali: That means you’re going to ignore me

Johnny: It means she don’t matter enough it’s written off

Ali: It’ll happen anyway, even if your face makes him wait ‘til he reckons you’re not looking

Johnny: And on his head it’ll be, her and the trouble she brings

Ali: We’ve got a bike to fix anyway

Johnny: I have, you’re to watch me, girl

Ali: You expect me to watch you all night

Johnny: Get out of it with your thinking it’ll take all night

Ali: It will if you don’t let me help

Johnny: You’ll not tell ‘em?

Ali: Nor ruin your bike, I’ve mended my dad’s loads

Johnny: Maybe you can help

Ali: I can, you just have to let me

Johnny: Just with [something easy but not piss easy af so he’s giving her the tiniest ever bit of credit lol tis progress]

Ali: Alright

Ali: It’s a date 🔩🧰🔧

Johnny: I’ve parts to go for now but I’ll see you when I’m back

Ali: That’s okay, gives me time to hang out with Ronan or he’ll be pissed off with me

Johnny: He’s better taste than his brother has

Ali: You heard, he doesn’t have favourites

Johnny: I did

Ali: but we’re friends, when he used to go to school, we had some lessons together

Johnny: I knew he never liked school for itself

Ali: Who does? It’s beyond boring if you don’t make it fun yourself

Johnny: He’s there to learn to write and the like, not make friends with you

Ali: I didn’t stop him, did I

Johnny: You’re stopping me here, maybe, so

Ali: Fine, fine, go on then

Johnny: Later, Ali

Ali: 👋 In a bit

Carly: [Private to Moses because Winnie insists]

Carly: are you 😤😠 @ me?

Moses: At you? Why would I be…

Carly: idk but u can say if you are

Moses: You didn’t need to ask if I loved you, did you

Carly: I’m sorry

Carly: & for calling you unreal in front of the others

Moses: Yeah, so you knew what you did wrong

Carly: yea, I’m sorry though

Moses: Are you?

Carly: I’ll keep saying it if you want

Moses: just tell me why you’re sorry

Carly: for the others slagging u, like

Carly: I don’t want you to be 😤😠 or 😳 cos of me

Moses: Nah, don’t trouble yourself

Moses: I don’t care that much, you must be thinking of my little brother

Carly: what else do you want me to be sorry for?

Moses: I don’t

Moses: just don’t make me look like that again

Carly: k, sorry

Carly: again, for you

Moses: Sorry is boring, Carls

Moses: do better

Carly: I’m picking up you can have the best 🍭🍬

Moses: That’s more like it, hopes it can be a proper party aren’t totally dead

Carly: it’ll be a deadly party, I’ll bring it

Carly: 🎇🥳🍄😵‍💫💥🤩🌟🥴✨😝☄️ how I said 

Moses: It needs to be, been too quiet lately

Carly: 1 thing I’m not never, you’ll be my friend again before u know ❤️🧡💛

Moses: 😏 True enough, you were talking way too much, don’t remind me

Carly: shut me up then, boy

Moses: Not yet, no

Carly: it’s not a no never 

Moses: I’m not shooting myself in the foot because you were being a gobshite

Carly: 😄 my gob’s good for too much else, sure

Moses: Fuck’s sake 😆

Carly: & I do think youre unreal 👀💙🌊🌌

Moses: So you’re with me tonight, got it?

Carly: 🥺 yea

Moses: If you go anywhere near any of the others, I won’t even look at you for a month

Carly: what others? I’m w you

Moses: I better start being nice to you then, hadn’t I

Carly: you can still be 😤😠 I’ve not fixed it for you yet

Moses: I know what you like, subtle as that were

Carly: subtle is - craic, no fun 

Moses: A smidgen wouldn’t hurt, at times

Carly: I’ll make it up to you however you like

Moses: Fair, it is pretty good craic winding Johno up for me

Carly: now he don’t love me seriously

Moses: He’s moody, don’t you worry about him

Carly: he’s scary

Moses: oh just to girls like yourself, no one else is taking his stropping too serious

Carly: I am a girl like myself so

Moses: I’ll look after you

Carly: 🥺 k I can’t talk too much if thats what you’re saying

Moses: I’m nice to people who are nice to me

Moses: you’re not scared of me, are you?

Carly: I like how I’m scared of you 

Moses: Good answer, like

Carly: & you’ll look after me, you’ve said it now

Moses: because you’re going to make it worth my while

Moses: if you’re throwing yourself at everyone in vicinity, you get what you deserve and that’s not protection

Carly: I’ll do what you tell me to do

Moses: It would be a shame if you got hurt, you know

Moses: it’d give me no pleasure to see it

Carly: I’m about giving pleasure it’s all I want 🌺🐝

Moses: If you give it to me, you’re guaranteed to get it back

Carly: I’ll give you what you want too

Moses: You’re very sweet

Carly: ah I have tried to let you know it

Carly: maybe it were too subtle for you 🍯🍓🍦🍑🍒🍍🍉🍰

Moses: and maybe you got lost

Carly: I think I know my way round, don’t worry yourself about that

Moses: You really shouldn’t waste your time with the younger ones, you know

Carly: give me something to do & I’ll not bother

Moses: Are you with your friend right now?

Carly: yea but where do you want me & I’ll be there? 🐝🦋🍃

Moses: Yous need to pick up first, don’t rush

Moses: you could send me something though

Carly: k wait 💙

Carly: [and obvs do because this is who you are, ofc you will]

Moses: Do you like her?

Carly: I love her

Carly: do u like her?

Moses: I like you more, promise

Carly: you’re the lad I like most

Moses: That’s smart of you

Carly: I’ve not been called smart before

Moses: You’re proper smart, when you remember to act it

Carly: remind us when I need it & nothing has to go wrong 🌞🌚

Moses: I might

Carly: [send him something else to sweeten the deal here]

Moses: How am I meant to keep my hands to myself

Carly: you’re never meant to, like

Moses: I’m not meant to go near you but

Carly: but forbidden 🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🍒🍑🍍🥝 you’ve to eat me

Moses: Tell your mate she’s gonna have to miss you

Carly: 😋 will I walk home? 

Moses: Can’t you run?

Carly: I’ll be 😵‍💫 but sure that feels grand too 🌌🚀🌠🪐☄️

Moses: Poor baby, what you said, was it?

Carly: I don’t remember

Carly: no comment, can it be? 😶

Moses: You’ll be feeling shy when I get you in front of me

Carly: I feel I’m about to drown when round you 👀💙🌊

Moses: I want to see how red you can go

Carly: 🍓🍒🍎❤️

Moses: You want to drown, I’ll make it happen

Carly: watch you don’t yourself making me so 💦🌊

Moses: You gonna let me feel it when you get here

Carly: with all the parts of your body you want

Moses: You won’t be able to ignore that part of me

Carly: I can’t ever, had me thinking about it all the time

Moses: The way you look at me isn’t subtle

Carly: sorry

Moses: no you’re not

Carly: I’m sorry I can’t run no faster

Moses: Me too

Moses: but you’ll be happy that I’ve got no patience left when you do get here

Carly: please can’t you come get me?

Moses: I can’t walk never mind run

Carly: y can’t you drive, you can even hammered I’ve seen it

Moses: The idea of you crawling holds too much appeal rn

Carly: [do it because obviously]

Carly: theres that to watch back much as you like, so please 🙏💙

Moses: You’ve no shame, have you

Carly: catholic guilt passed my caravan by

Carly: nanny tried but I’m a girl like me, yea

Moses: I’ll show you what you’re missing in the car

Carly: you said you’d be nice to me & I’ve fucked my knees up for you w that carry on 🍓❤️

Moses: No rest for the wicked

Carly: am I though or am I 😇🙏💙

Moses: Oh, you want to be a good girl now, is it

Carly: for you

Carly: best girl you’ve ever ever had

Moses: I’ll still fuck you ‘til you can’t breathe, doesn’t matter how well you behave now, I want it

Carly: til I go ❤️💜💙

Moses: Say it’s what you’re after

Carly: I want it

Carly: I’ve been after you to fuck me for forever, years & years

Moses: By God, you’re such a state

Carly: you got me in it only u can fix it

Moses: I never did but I’m glad you’ve no daddy around

Carly: me too

Moses: What I can offer is better

Carly: hes making no offers but don’t let that make you less than unreal

Moses: Is he really a traveller? No one knows him

Carly: [her mum, I need to give you a name ma’am] don’t know him neither

Carly: what can I say but ah sure look, you know 🔮🎱

Moses: She is the one that made you this state, sure

Carly: don’t you love me? 😏

Moses: Don’t start that again, you

Carly: start your car up & I’ll behave 

Moses: Joker, that’s what you are

Moses: but I’ll be on my way

Carly: cute of you not to call us a 🤡 there I wanna keep on w being smart

Moses: You barely wear any slap compared to most the girls I know

Carly: my hands are too shaky

Moses: Not the only one with that little problem neither

Carly: but if you want me to for later I can ask ali to help me

Moses: I’ll have to think about that one

Carly: k let us know when youve decided

Moses: You are too innocent looking

Carly: why ive to act up so hard for you to see I’m not

Moses: oh I know

Carly: not yet but youre on your way to knowing 🚗❤️💜💙

Moses: So shut your mouth for now and I’ll be there before you know it

Carly: [a video of her holding her breath for the drowning of it all]

Moses: That’s not distracting at all

Carly: will I stop then?

Moses: We both know the answer to that

Carly: cos I need you to stop me

Moses: I’m no babysitter

Carly: I’m not your baby, you don’t talk to me like that

Moses: Neither of us would like that

Carly: but if it’s a show youre after like I’m a kid & I’m making you watch you can see how I can fit my ✊ in my mouth, it exists here on my phone for the craic

Carly: [and do send him that cos why wouldn’t you]

Moses: How much of a show-off you are reminds me of Bart

Carly: for that one I am sorry 😶

Moses: 😏 you really should be

Carly: I really am

Moses: He’s less of a smart arse than Ro but it’s still not working for me

Carly: I only 💭 you might like it lads at school did

Moses: I already told you the difference between little boys and men

Carly: yea though I need showing still

Moses: Someone’ll have to

Carly: you have to I cant ignore no part of u no more

Moses: I’ll still give you a lift

Moses: have to see if you can turn me on again

Carly: when you see how much I am

Moses: How do I know that’s not for your dealer, or your pal, hmm?

Carly: cos I legged it from em on your say

Moses: Good thing they don’t make her pay, be pretty poor behaviour, that

Carly: she’ll forgive me, what about you?

Moses: To be decided, nightmare

Carly: you know its all for u to decide

Carly: everything you do or don’t do to me

Moses: You can ask very nicely and I’ll debate if it’s more fun making you sweat it first

Carly: please 

Moses: What d’ya want, girl?

Carly: you

Moses: yeah, and why’s that?

Carly: cos you keep on being more & more unreal

Moses: That is pretty nice, well done

Carly: I’m not good at this but I hope you know what I mean & it’s some sense

Moses: You’re much cuter when you’re nervous and not trying so hard anyway

Carly: I’m always nervous about you

Moses: You can trust me

Moses: I will give you what you need, even if I play with you a bit first

Carly: idc I just want to give you what you need

Moses: Yeah?

Carly: yea 😳🌺

Moses: You can stay in my ‘van, as long as you don’t let anyone see you leaving

Carly: I swear I’ll be invisible then like, in the ☁️s

Moses: Just how long do you want to keep me happy

Carly: as long as youre happy w me I’ll keep on

Moses: Maybe I’ll let you be a regular visitor then

Carly: I hope it’ll be so 🔮🎲🍀��🌠

Moses: You can tell Ali but that’s it

Carly: you can trust me too

Moses: Let’s not get carried away, nightmare

Carly: whether my da’s a traveller or no, I’m up on how this works, boy & I know what you want

Carly: I’ll say nothing to the others

Moses: If you’re to start it, I’m the one who can make your life hell

Moses: you be sure to know and keep knowing that

Carly: I’m only after heaven from you

Moses: 😅 Alright, sweetheart, you knew who to come to for it, give you that

Carly: yea

Moses: Lucky, could be letting one of the others bore you to tears right about now

Carly: but you wouldn’t cos you want to be the 1st lad I’ve let do things to me & 🍀 yourself

Moses: What have you done, how far have you gone?

Carly: only just 💋 some

Moses: Wow

Carly: I told you I want you for it

Moses: you can have it

Carly: & you’ll look after me how you said?

Moses: Promise, like

Carly: cos I wasn’t gonna give u the knowing of how special you are but I’ve gone & told you now

Moses: now I’ll be careful, otherwise I would’ve ended up hurting you by mistake

Carly: idc if u hurt me do what you want

Moses: You’d care

Carly: I care if you think I’m a 👶 now

Moses: If I thought you were a baby, I’d steer clear of you, leave you for my brother

Carly: don’t just cos I can’t shut up & said I’ve not done this before 😳🍒

Moses: I’m going to take it, you’ll compare everyone after to me

Carly: I’ll think of you forever

Moses: You’ll miss me

Carly: you’ll miss me too when you’re married

Moses: That’s a while away, I’m not Johno

Carly: can I be a regular visitor til its not a while away?

Moses: Long as you don’t give me a reason why not, sure, why wouldn’t I want a visitor like you

Carly: 😁☁️🌼🌻🍀🌞🌈🌚🌟

Moses: dope, come get in the car

Carly: [literally run and do that gal for better or worse lol]

[base0h]

Hey!! I saw you write for op, so... Can i req something? 👀 Modern au but for kid & zoro with gn!s/o ✨ Thx!!

a/n - yes ofc!! Requests are welcome and greatly appreciated 💜 I hope that some headcanons plus a scenario is alr, ty anon! ✨

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, modern au, I’m so sorry I bully kid 👍

Modern Kid & Zoro headcanons + scenario

Zoro

- I’m sorry this guy didn’t get good grades in high school

- he missed most of his classes bec he couldn’t find the damn room 💀

- he needs you to help him study

- ends up falling asleep during study sessions 🗿

- “Zoro are you even listening..?”

- “Hm? 1765 was WWII right?”

- “…no.” ._.

- He wears all baggy clothes, except for when he wears a white tank top

- He’s super intimidating, so at first he seemed a bit scary

- But once you saw how he literally got lost with directions right in front of him- he wasn’t that scary anymore 👍

- Back when he was crushing on you, he literally stared at you ALL class

- he blames you for all of his failed tests 💀

- When you catch him staring, he’ll make up an excuse

- “Oh there was a bird behind you.”

- “Zoro. We’re inside the classroom.”

- embarrassment ensues

- he’s lowkey possessive in a relationship

- gets really jealous too

- If someone starts eyeing you up and down, prepare for the bulky arm that’s about to wrap around your waist

- if he’s feeling ✨extra✨ then he’ll squeeze your ass and look back at the guy with a smirk

- Man doesn’t want anyone looking at you like that if it isn’t him 👌

- He actually really likes cuddles but will never admit that to you

- His favorite is when you’re snuggled up against his side, resting the side of your face on his (tiddies) chest

- His heart melts when you start hugging his torso and wrapping your legs around him 🥺

- No fr he’s going to die right then and there when you do that

- If you try to move, he will NOT let you move

- Like don’t even try- his arm will hold you there until the end of time

- he doesn’t openly give affection, kind of thinks it’s too “cute” for him

- He’s tough and he’s a moss head 👍

- And he gets so embarrassed if you ask for hugs or kisses in public

- His cheeks turn bright red, and I mean BRIGHT red

- He’ll look around to make sure not the entire crowd is looking at you guys, and he’ll give you kisses “discreetly”

- “Just- I’ll kiss you when we get home!”

- man didn’t realize he just yelled that out loud 💀

- Oh god. Everyone’s looking now-

- He’s grabbing your hand and literally running tf outta there 🏃‍♀️💨

- lowkey a bit of a tsundere lmao

- He wants to stay all tough and aloof, but how’s he supposed to do that with you-??

- He can’t go a minute without thinking about you 🥺

- ok but please help him graduate high school 😭

Scenario - Study Sessions 📖

You’ve decided to take on the challenge of helping your boyfriend, Zoro, study for the upcoming math exam next week. You knew exactly how Zoro wasn’t the best at studying.. But you wanted him to actually pass math with a decent grade this year. A lot of sulking and pouting came from him as usual, “Y/n, I can pass the test without studying..” He said, walking through the doorway to your room. “You’re just going to stare at me or fall asleep.” You replied, grabbing the math textbooks, as well as all of the different supplies you needed. Zoro blushed at your comment, trying to hide his flustered expression, I mean… Your comment wasn’t exactly wrong. “It’s your fault I fail the tests!” He replied angrily with red tinting the tips of his ears. “How is that even my fault-??” You retorted while dropping the textbooks on the table in front of you two. Zoro looked to be dreading this, his face looked like the world was about to end- “Oh come on- it’s not the end of the world if you at least try to study for once. Even I study! I don’t like doing it!” You said to him as he sighed, crossing his arms with a huff. “Fine.” He agreed, sitting down at the table in front of you both.

You started to explain the different things that were listed on the study guide. First off was calculating interest rates, Zoro was already dying inside. He loved spending time with you, but math ruins everything (it rlly does). “Ok, so then how would you do this problem?” You asked him, pointing at one of the word problems on the page. “I don’t give a shit about how Jonah has 45 apples that cost 3 dollars a month that increases by- whatever that number is.” He sighed with an irritated look on his face. You snickered at his comment, I mean he wasn’t wrong, these word problems were dumb as fuck. When he was writing down the process of the strategy of the problem, you peered over his shoulder, checking his work as he went. You were surprised, he was actually listening to what you were saying earlier! Is this a miracle? He hasn’t even fallen asleep yet 👍 Maybe all Zoro needed was some motivation? You didn’t have much to motivate him other than yourself, so maybe if you gave him some head pats it’d motivate him? You thought the idea was kind of dumb- but maybe it’d work on the moss head of a boyfriend. When he finished his work, he showed you the paper while you glanced over each number carefully. “Wow! Good boy Zoro.” You said, patting his head. You didn’t mean to say “good boy” it kind of just came out that way. You meant to say, “Good job” instead of good boy 💀 The room had a god awful moment of awkward silence. “What did you just say?” He asked, still wondering if you actually just said that. You didn’t answer, you just hid your face in the paper you were checking for him. Suddenly, his hand ripped the paper out of your hands and threw it across the room in a rush. He almost tackled you down, his movements were fast and strong. His strong arms pinned yours above your head, his waist nestling in between your legs.

“Good boy huh?” He asked you with a smirk, leaning down and starting to kiss along your collar, trailing up your neck, leaving little nips at your skin. He leaned towards your ear, laughing softly, his breath tickling your ears. His hand trailed down towards your stomach, holding your waist with his warm and coarse hands. “You’re the one that started this, are you gonna help me fix it?” He whispered into your ear, kissing your jawline softly. You nodded slowly, taken aback by his swift actions. When he laughed, it sent vibrations up your neck, making you shiver. “Good y/n.”

Kid

- He’s the guy who’s always heading to the principal’s office bec he said rude shit to the teacher 👍

- or he beat someone up

- or he “was being a dIsRuptIon iN cLaSs”

- all three tbh

- Yes you walk him to the principal’s everytime since the teacher trusts you more than Killer 💀

- No like he’s really smart! Just too angry lmao

- He could get literal straight As if he wanted to, but he doesn’t give a shit about school so-

- He doesn’t have to study for tests he already knows what’s on it, but still fails it bec he’s either busy bothering Killer or he’s saying rude things to the teacher

- “Not my fault you’re single- bitch.”

- “Office, now.”

- “Fuck this shit.”

- You always struggle to hide your laughs when this happens lmao

- he’s the guy no one even dares to look at, like they’re all deathly afraid of him

- Not only is literally fucking massive- he also has the angriest expression on his face 24/7 (rbf x10)

- Then you wave hello to him and he’s like: “oh- hey y/n.”

- Everyone: wtf. 🗿

- He’s soft only to you and sometimes killer

- He doesn’t yell at you as often as he does to other people lmao

- Oh and also I feel like he’d have this kinda dog

- His name is Cabbage (his fav food is cabbage rolls👍) idk why I thought of cabbage 😭

- He LOVES his dog sm- like when he gets home he’s like every dog owner

- “Ayyyy Cabbage!! I’m back boy!”

- It’s adorable I’m dying now 🥺

- Once you come over to his house, and you meet his dog, holy shit the dog loves you

- That’s a sign bro- 👀

- man instantly trusts you since his dog fucking loves you sm lmao

- You love cuddling with the doggy 🥺 it’s so fluffy and adorable

- It’s also 160lbs so be prepared :)

- Kid is kind of embarrassed about showing affection in public- like Zoro, he thinks it’s too “soft and cute”

- But if someone is like- eyeing you up and down? prepare for violence

- I don’t think that guy was ok after kid dealt with him

- Oh and you had to walk him to the office again 👍

- when he was crushing on you, his personality will completely change when he’s talking to you-

- “SHUT THE FUCK UP- oh hey y/n. I SWEAR TO FUCKIN-“

- ._.

- he turned tulip colored when he accidentally confessed to you

- “Oh yeah I like someone!” -you (let’s say you liked him too)

- “Yeah me too, it’s you- I MEAN- THE FUCK-“

- Man- 😭

- he even rehearsed this and it still went all wrong 💀

- oh and killer filmed the whole thing while hiding behind a pillar

- he got chased by kid for at least an hour after that 👌

Scenario - It all went wrong 💀

Kid was looking at himself in his mirror. He had a piece of crumpled up paper in his hands. He kept looking up and down, from the paper and then back to his reflection. “Uh- y/n- I like you. No fuck that sounds weird.” He’s been rehearsing his script for about an hour with Killer laying on the floor with a pillow over his face. Poor Killer had to endure all of Kid’s ranting about how amazing you were and how much he liked you. But, he was glad that his best friend had finally found someone like you, he thought you two would be perfect for each other! “I’ve liked you for a while… FUCK THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN ANIME- KILLER ARE YOU LISTENING?!” He threw the piece of paper at Killer’s stomach. Killer grumbled, moving the pillow as he sat upright, rubbing his eyes. “Kid. Just go do it. Standing here and talking to the reflection isn’t gonna help.” He said with a sigh, stretching his arms out behind him. “YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED I EVEN FUCKING PRACTICE-!” He yelled back, pacing back and forth, angrily stomping around with frustration. Good god he was so nervous to tell you those words. It was embarrassing for him, the huge, terrifying giant, Eustass Kidd. He wasn’t supposed to be feeling this way for you, not at all. But it was something about your smile, the way you carried yourself around, the way you’d always walk him to the office everyday. Those little moments made Kid’s heart flutter like it never has before.

He decided it. He’s just gonna go and do it. Not that hard right? He’s Eustass Kidd after all! As he walked down the stairs, his dog, Cabbage went to greet him happily, sitting in front of him with a visible smile on his face. “Ok, Cabbage, I’m gonna go finally tell Y/n. Do you think that’s a good idea?” He asked his dog, putting his hands on Cabbage’s head, ruffling his fluffy ears. Cabbage barked softly, head butting him gently as Kid laughed, “Alright, see ya Cabbage.” He said, patting his head before walking out the door. Killer peered down the stairway, gazing at the dog who barked at the door, seemingly saying goodbye to his best friend. “Do you understand him..?” Killer asked the dog. Cabbage whined inquisitively, tilting his head to the side as if he was confused. “Damn it now I’m talking to the fuckin’ dog..” He muttered to himself, walking down the rest of the stairs and opening the door. When Killer left, Cabbage laid on the ground, his head resting on his paws, his long ears almost covering his eyes. Now, he waited.

You were walking back to your house from some extra classes you had at school. Fatigue started to get to you, three more hours of math wasn’t exactly the most energizing thing in the universe.. Your head hung kind of low as you held both straps of your backpack. Kid saw you walking on the other side of the street, and he started to run across the busy streets. Horns blared as he jumped over several cars and dodged the approaching trucks. You looked in the direction of the ruckus, seeing Eustass Kidd sprinting towards you, barely escaping at least 6 car crashes. “Kid what the hell-?! The cross walk was literally over there!” You yelled, pointing at the intersection probably about four feet from where he decided to run across the street. Kid thought to himself, Ok- this is it- wait Killer said I’m supposed to lead into the subject. How the fuck do I do this-??? Kid asked himself, clenching his fists with anxiety. “Do you like anyone??” He finally asked, the awkward silence that spread in the air almost killed you both. NOT THAT SUBTLE IDIOT- he thought to himself, ready to die on the inside. “Uh- yeah why-?? do you like anyone?” You asked with a confused expression. Why was he asking you this? Was he going to tell you a crush of his?? You liked him.. But, you weren’t really sure if someone like Eustass Kidd could like you back.. “Oh uh- yeah, it’s you-“ He replied before stopping and realizing what he just said. His whole face turned bright red, What the fuck did I just say..?? He asked himself, internally panicking. He felt dizzy, he didn’t just tell you that on accident right? “You.. Like me? Really?” You asked softly, trying to confirm what he just said. Kid looked unbelievably frozen and lost, he was still trying to figure out how the fuck he confessed accidentally.

Killer was standing behind a pillar, holding his phone up discreetly, filming this entire situation for later. He’d make fun of Kidd afterwards. He almost couldn’t contain his laughter when Kidd accidentally confessed to you. He didn’t even know anyone could do that, but if it was Kid, anything’s possible. He didn’t realize that the direction of the sun was diagonal from his phone camera, so it slightly reflected some light in Kid’s direction. He didn’t even notice that it was shining right in his eyes-! “Where the fuck is that stupid light coming from-?!” He yelled, staring in Killer’s direction, squinting before having the most embarrassed, angry, and shocked expression on his face. “YOU FUCKIN-!” He started to yell, sprinting full speed towards Killer. He instantly got up from his position and started to run- what else was he supposed to do-?? “Wait- Kid! I- like you too!” You yelled to him, making him turn around with a blush on his cheeks. “Just wait there! I have to murder Killer!” He yelled, continuing to chase down his best friend. You couldn’t help but giggle, Kid always made you laugh, no matter how you were feeling. You felt so happy that he liked you back, maybe all those trips to the office weren’t so bad after all. <3

a/n - god this took me so long- school started up again for me 💀 I hope you enjoy angry man and moss head :)

<3

[prinsomnia]

hey y’all! the cool people of @Tourboxtech sent me their Tourbox NEO to try out and review! its a console with programmable keys for different creative programs. here's a fun lil piece for them🦋

thoughts on illustrating with it + a coupon code just down below👇🌞✨

a keyword for my overall thoughts on the tourbox is ✷ intuitiveness ✷!

firstly, its really nice how compact it is – it definitely made my table less cluttered! ++ i don't have to reach out to my laptop to use shortcuts. and the shape of the console itself fits my hand just right!

i don't live with anyone who's left-handed to test on, so i'm not too sure how this might fare with left-handed artists. but given its shape, its quite easy to hold and rest a hand on in general! 🌞👌

ALSO crossing my fingers for a wireless option of the tourbox in the future!

another thought on the tourbox's ✷ intuitiveness ✷ – the shapes of the buttons and dials are pretty well-designed! 👌✨

they feel different enough that you can identify which is which using touch alone! so eventually, you don't have to see what you're pressing as you go 👌

BTW there's SO many buttons, i know! i've been so dependent on keyboards for as long as you are, and learning the shortcuts is definitely a learning curve. but once you get used to it and map it to your liking, its going to feel so natural and faster to use 😌👌

lastly, one of my initial expectations with the tourbox is that its intimidating and hard to use. today, i'm happy to share that its the total opposite 🌞👍

the buttons are nice to press, and is clickity-clackity like a mouse button! +the interface it adds to ur screen is p lit and super useful too! every tourbox comes with a program for mapping the buttons, and its pretty easy to navigate – you can even set presets depending on the program/s you use!

its default map already made sense to me, so most of the additional mapping i did were for tools and shortcuts i use often!

other things:

✷ i appreciate that it doesn't slip easily!

✷ the texure of the console itself is some kind of matte, so dust and dirt can get stuck on it easily. but its easy to clean!

✷ how i wish this can work with my ipad pro! hopefully soon 👉👈

aaaand that's it for my review!

thank you SO much to @Tourboxtech for reaching out to me and sending me a keeper 💖🤲

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[driftybeatz]

Choose to be mean today to my characters.

Little comic that continues off the last Chrome Drift drawing I did a bit ago.

You’re welcome. 👌✨

[iamfruitie]

*TABLE SLAM*

RIGHT. So I’ve been thinking a lot about Yancy lately, so I would like to humbly share some of my ✨fruity✨ headcanons of our favorite prisoner. Feel free to add onto this if you’d like to do so.

Ahem

____________________________

baby

sweet bby

like stated plenty of times, hasn’t done much of anything with anyone

i mean most of the people in prison are like his family

he wouldn’t fuck his family 🤨

anyway

- PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK—

listen

it’s fairly obvious he’d have a praise kink

he just wants to be told he’s doing good

please call him a good boy oh my god

will melt at any sort of praise

you’ll have him on his knees <3

- is he loud?

it depends

he’s actually pretty quiet

lil breathy moans, whimpers, whispered pleads

more so focusing on not having the whole manor hear him 😀

but if you’re edging/overstimulating him?

WHOO boy

all that focus is thrown out the window

loud bby

will most likely try to muffle himself

covering his mouth with the palm of his hand, biting the pillow or biting his partner’s shoulder

don’t let him do that though plz

he sounds so adorable

Illinois thrives off of hearing him and knowing he’s the reason he’s like that lmao

get him to the point where he doesn’t focus and he’s just a puddle

- ,,, masochist

hear me out

he hates the idea of hurting his S/O in any way during sex

… but do it to him

he fuckin loves it

nothing too crazy or anything, don’t like

stab him

no no, more like bruise him up a lil when in a ✨rough sexy time✨

bite him

BITE HIM

pull his hair

hold his hips down enough to leave bruises

likes the pain ✨

- tie him up

loves the feeling of his S/O being in total control of him

ties into the masochist part where he hates being edged whilst tied up

but he also,,, likes it a lot

he’s giving up control to his S/O and showing he trusts them enough for stuff like that

plz don’t hurt him

emotionally, that is

- gentle times <3

something most likely has him in his feels

no kinky shit here

just wants to feel his S/O on them

this is where a lot of the praise comes in

hiding his face in his S/O’s neck and pulling them as close as possible

a moment to forget whatever’s happening 💕

listen carefully and you’ll hear an occasional “i love you’s”

like i said, in the feels

also this is just an extra but

he wears Illinois’ hat whenever he rides him 🐎

and you bet your ass Illinois loves it

it’s hot

————————————-

excuse my horny hours

— 🦋

I welcome this horny hour with open arms!

Also that last one is 😚👌

Save a horse ride a cowboy~

[evil-king-magolor]

You 🤠 🌟 👉 may 🤷📅 🎡 😈🐝 think 🤔 🤔 🧠🧐 this is pure 😘 😘 😘 bullshit, 💩 🤢🤡 🤢🤡 but ⭐ 🍑 🤗 you’re 😎🙅 👹 👆 actually 🚟 😳 😳 wrong.

😟 ❌ 😟 Forgive me 💁🏻‍♂️ 😼 💦🔫 for 🕓 🚣🏻 👨🍆 that 🤒 🤔🚟 👑 I 🧠👅 🎥😇 👨 am 😔 👏👐👱 😜 going 👉 🏃🏿🖤 😒 to intentionally derail my 😊😊😊😀😊😊😊😊 🙋🙋 🤡 blog off 📴 😍 📴📴📴 the rails 🚈 🚈 🚈 becuase I 😈 😫👨 😇 can’t 😰 💃 🔫🔫 take 💅💎 😀 💅 it anymore 🔥 😫😵 😫😵 and I’m ☝️ 🙅‍♂️ 👈 literally 💯 👀 🥰 at my 👈 🧜🏻‍♀️ 😊 fucking 😈 🙊 🙇🏻😫 limit. 💃 💃 💃 How 😐 🤔 🐼 many 👬 👬 👬 more 😩 🙅 ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ motherfuckers 🦠🦠 🦠🦠 🦠🦠 out 👈 🤬🤬 😛 there 😌 💋 🔽 are gonna 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ 🥵 block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 😎 😭 🙄 for 😤 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ 🎉🥵😩 🤦🏻‍♂️ ludicrous reasons? 🌟 🤔 🌟 Honestly, 😇 😇 😇 it’s gotta 📷 🧩 😼 stop ⏹ ✋😡 🖐 because 💨 ➡️ 🤷 I’m 👱👏 💘 👀💰 actually ✅ 😬 🤔 a better 🎰 😵 🎰 person 👫 🏻 👫 than 👩‍❤️‍👨📈 😻 😽 they 🙉 💁💁💁 🏽 think 💭 🤖🤖 💭🤔 I 😎 🏿 🥺 am. 🔞 💦 😩 I’m 😂😂 💁 👌 not 👎 😠 🙅🙅 some 👽 💁 🙄 kind 🤗🙁 🙁 💁🏼‍♂️ of social 👫🏼 👫🏼 👫🏼 media 📝 📞 📞 villain; 😈 😈 😈 I’m 😂 👱 💆🏼 just 👏 😬🗼 😬 a free-thinking man 👨‍🔬 👨‍👧‍👦 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 with feelings, 😁 😭 😭 opinions, 👏👏 😤 👀 strengths, weaknesses, and most 🍌 🦊👥 💯😃 importantly, a life. 🧬 😛 😂👨

Those 👉 👉🅱️ 👉👉 goddamn 🥾 🥾 🥾 idiots 😜 🤔 🤔 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 me 👧 😭 💻 because 👄 🚱❕ 🚱❕ I’m 💥 🏰 💘 friends 👬 👫👬👭 👯👯‍♂️👯‍♀️ with someone 🧍 👤 😒 who ❓ 🤷 🤷 was wrongfully accused of something 👤❔ 😅 😅 he 👥 👨🏻 👨🏾 never 📷 ✖️ ❌ did 🏿👏 🦎 🏿👏 and they 💥 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 🏽 still ⏰👠 🤞🙌 ⏰👠 believe 😱 🌈 🌈 he 💁‍♂️ 📷 👨🏻 did 🦎 🦎 🍷 do 😶 😒 🚶‍♂️ it, even 🌑🌑 🤨 🌓 to this day? 👆 🌞 📅 That 😐🍆 🐖⚪ 🤐😐😳😐 is complete 🚫 😎 ✅🚫 bullshit, 🤢🤡 💩 🤢🤡 to put 😏🏻 🚮 🤚 it lightly. How 😱 🌹 💯🤔 about 💦 💥 💥 for 💯😣 🔄👉 😤 simply 😡 😡 😡 saying 😏 👄 🤢 some 🌽 😋 💯 stupid 🚫 🚫 🤦‍♂️ shit 💩💩💩 💩 💩 and some 💥💥 👱🏻‍♀️ 👆 other 👪 💰 😖 posts 📱💻 📱💻 📱💻 I 🙋 😮‍💨 🙋‍♂️ reblogged in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ 💖 👉 the past? 💦 💦 💦 People 👶 😷🤯 🤖🤖🤖 have 🈶 🈶 🙂 done 🔨 ✔ 🔨 that 💝 😐 😈 to me, 🐽 💕🌐 🧚‍♂️ too, 😭😍 😱 ‼️⁉️‼️ and I 😊 😊 👹 must 🔒 🙋👏 👫 admit, I 😀 😇 👉🤳 am 🏻 👏 🏃🏻💨 actually 😳 🤔 😳 sorry 🤖🤖🤖 🥲 😲 for 4️⃣ ⌛🎁 😇 all 💯 💯 😢🙍 of that, 👌😤 🏭 🔪 but 🤔 🍑 🍑🔮🤔 I 👓 😀 👥 can’t 🔫 💦💦 😨 make 💘 🥺 💘 a promise 🤞 🤞 🤞 that 😐🆕 🥰😇✨ 😻 such 🏼 📶 📶 content 🌎 🌎 🌎 will 😏 👏 ✍️✍️ not ❌ 🔕 🚯 be 🐝 😏👦😠 😳 seen 💭 👀🙄 👀 again ❌😬 🔄 🔄 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ y’know, 💀 💀 💀 shit 😕💩 👋🎃 💩 happens 💦🍆😍 💦🍆😍 👀😱🍃 sometimes. 😏 ✨

🕐 Now ❓❗❓❗❓❗❓❗ 💻 💪🏋️ what 😦 🤷‍♀️ 👉 about ✨ 💦 💦 some ⌚ 🐓 💵 dumbasses who ❓ 🤔💭 💁 thought 💭 💭 💭 it was a great 😁 🇬🇧 ⭕🔶🔹🔴🔷🔸 idea 💡 💡 💡 to simply 😡 😡 😡 block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 🤲 👉😎 😼 for 🌼 🐤💰🎅😙 👻 literally 👌 😂 🥰 no 🛸 👎 😣 reason? 💬 🌟 💬 Well, 😦 😃 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’ve ❄️🔥 🤩 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 seen 👀 👀 👀 that 👉 💰😳 😤 several 💯 🤓✨ 💯💯 times. 🕛 😆⏰

💫 Strangely enough, 🕑💦 🙅‍♀️ 💦💦 SOMEBODY 👤 👤 👤 literally 👌 💯👌🏻 👌 blocked 📷 🚫 📷 me 👉👩 👩🏻 🤩 minutes 🕒 1️⃣5️⃣ 🦎 🕤 after 2️⃣ 2️⃣ 🙈 👀 I 😀 😊 👅 first 🍃🌸 👆 👆 arrived 🎅🙌 🎅🙌 🎅 here 😔 ✋ ‼️ (and I’m 👌 💘 💯🦆 still ◀️ 🧚🏻‍♂️ 👠 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 by 😈 👷 😈 him 📞😤 💕 💦🏿 to this day). 🆗✅👋 🚨 🥺😩👿😰 Well, 👀 😦 🤷🏾‍♂️ that’s 😐🔕 🦎 😤 an awfully rude 😡 💨 💨 way ↕️ 🥱😖 ❌ of saying, 😏 ✨ 🦄 “Welcome 😋 💋 💋 to the hellsite, enjoy 🎡 🎡 💯 your 👈 😇 💦 stay.” 🚉🧍‍♂️ 💒

😙 In 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ 🧸 😭 November, 🍁 🦔 🍁 a bunch 🍼 🍼 🍼 of people 👩‍👩‍👧‍👦 👫 👫👬👭 (the same 🏆🤷 🖕😯 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 ones 💯 🩱 💫 who 😡 👀 💁 falsely accused my 🤠 🧜🏻‍♀️ 🙈 friend) 😕 👬 👩 blocked 🚫 🚫 📷 me 😳😭 😭 🧼 because ✅ ❌👮 👲🏽 I 🙋 💰 👈💯 found 🔎⏳ 🔎⏳ 🔎⏳ the imposter 🚫 😡😤 🚫 follower among 💰 🇷🇴 💰 the 6 👆🤘 💪 💪🏠 (plus ➕ ➕ ➕ myself 😉 👈 🎊 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ apparently 🔎 🔎 🔎 you 👈 🏻😛 👈☝🏻 can 💦 💦😜 💦😜 follow 👣👣 👣 👣👣 your 😈 🤌🏻 👉 own 💌 🏨⬜ 😠 sideblogs) those 😱👉 👉👞 👞👞 who ❓👏 💁 😡 followed 😣 😣 😣 my 😎 🔒 ✨ former roleplaying 😩 😩 😩 blog.

I 👆 💅 👀 quickly 🍑🆘⏰ 🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️ ⏰ realized 💡 💡 💡 it and then ❓👱 😮 😮 I 👩 😻 🤠 was like, 💖 👍 😭 “This person 🔫 💅 🏻 isn’t 👏⛔🗺️ ❌ ❌❌ allowed 😖 😖 🙅🏻‍♀️ here 😶 😩 🔪🔥 cuz ✨ ✨ ✨ they 🏾 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 👥 blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫 my 💪 👨 🙊 main!” It didn’t ❌ 😊 🙅 take 👏🏼 💅 🐤 long 😳 🔟 😳 for 🧍‍♀️ 💯😣 📂 me 🤪 🏃 💁🏽‍♀️ to become �� 😌 😌 so embarrassed 😳🤦🤦😳🤦😳 😊 😊 about 🥴 😡💦 💦 it that 🤨 😩💰 😝🍑 I 💪 😱 🧒 would 👪 😏 🍬 shortly 👌🏾 👌🏾 👌🏾 delete 🔋😠 🔋😠 🔋😠 that 👄 😾 👉 post 🚩 📯 📯 alongside with the reblog that 🤔🚟 👎👅 😐 came 💦💦 😏 💦 with it.

And lastly, who 🤷👫 😂🤷 🤔💭 the fuck 😏 👉👌 🐷 thought 💭 💭 💭 it was a good 🙏 🌗 👌 idea 💡 💭 💭 to block 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 🌚😈🔮💯 me 🏾 👈 🍭 for 🍆 😎😎 🔜🍆 both 👦 👬 🌜 discovering an old 👴 👴👵 📺 headcanon (which 🥙🐱 🥙🐱 👏 I 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 😐👌👈 😎 no ❌🙅 👎 😱 longer 💃🕺💃🕺 💃🕺💃🕺 💃🕺💃🕺 like 😗 😄👍 🦊 anymore) 💔 😒 💔 and abruptly discontinuing the whole 🐧 💦😍 🎡 roleplaying 😩 😩 😩 scheme? About 😗 💦 💦 a week ❗ 💦🍑😹 💦🍑😹 ago, 🔙 🔙 😅 some 💦 👱🏻‍♀️ 👆 people 👩‍👩‍👧 👨 👶 found 🔎⏳ 🔍 🔎 a headcanon post 📝 🏣 📯 I 😀😀 😀 💧 made 😹😹😹😹 🎁 🎭 months 🈷️ 📆 🈷️ ago. 🔙 😅 😅 One 1️⃣ 1️⃣ 🤜👀 1️⃣ 👊 🤜👀 of those 😱👉 👞👞 👉 headcanons was that 🚔👼🚟 🚔👼🚟 👹 Magolor is a conservative. 🧠 🧠 🧠 Someone 🧍 👤 🧍 asked ❓ ❓ 🙏 me 💬🤗 💕 🥰 if I 👥 😔 🧚‍♀️ actually 💍😤 💍😤 😤😳👀 was the man 👨 👨 👫 behind 👟💥 🍑 🍑 it, so I 👥 💰 🍧 replied 👉🏾 🔁 👉🏾 with a yes. 👍 👍👍👍 😷 I 😊 👥 👨 then 🤖🤖 🏿🙈 💦 reblogged that 🛫 👏 👉👉👉👉👉 post 🚩 🏤 🏤 via 💰💰 💰💰 💰💰 my ❄️🔥 🧜🏻‍♀️ 🤡 ex-roleplaying blog with a response that’s 🙏🏻 ✋ 👨👉 kinda 🍕🙅 🍕 🍕🙅 like 😄 👬 👬 this, “That’s 🤬 🎊 😏😐 kinda 😡 🍕 😡 true, 💯 💯 🥶 but 👄 🍑 😥😥😥 I’m 🥼 🤯 🌷🎂💵 actually 💍😤 😳 ❓📝 more 1️⃣ 😏😏 ➕ of a conservative-leaning free-thinker.” Do 😐 👌 🦋 I 💰 🙋‍♂️ 😞😍😍🥰😘😍 headcanon that? 🏻👉 🙏 😐 Yes. 👍👍👍 😷 👍 Shortly 👌🏾 👌🏾 👌🏾 after 💀👀 👀 👀 making 🖕 ☝️ 🌟 that 🍆 😤 🏻 post, 🏤 🏤 🚩 my 🙊 🙈 👈👈 Kirby blog (the ex_roleplaying blog) was invaded by 😈😈 😡 ☠️ other 🏾👈 😍🥰😈 🏾👈 txt blogs, most 👏👉 💯 👉 of them ➡️😇 😘 💦 being 😩 ❌ ❌ ran 🏃 🔒🏣♍ 🔒🏣♍ by 😡 😡 👷😗 people 👫 👮🏼‍♂️ 👪 who 🔭❓ ⁉️ 👿 blocked 📷 🚫 📷 off 💦 🥜🍌💦💦 🍌💦 my 💕👧 ✌️ 👋 main.

Minutes 🕑 4️⃣7️⃣3️⃣🕥 🕥 later, 😁👋 🕑 🍩 after 😌 👀 👀💯 they 💁 👥👨 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 spelled out 💧 🔍 🚩🍰🆔💪🏽 “kung fu 😊👀 😊👉 😊👀 penis”, 🍆 🎄 🍆 I 😊 👄 🐑😎 announced the indefinite discontinuation of magolor.txt because 💁 🐕 👄 people 👨👲 👥 👫 ignored my 😼 😵 🧚 DNI and it was getting 🤝 🍀🉐 🤝 old. 👵🏼👴🏻 👴👵

👅 In 🚪🏼 🧚🏻 2️⃣❕0️⃣❕2️⃣❕1️⃣❕ 🍷🍻🥂💆🏻‍♀️😏 🎉🥵😩 response to the whole 💯 💦😍 💦 incident, 🤤🍦😅 🤤🍦😅 💪🏽 at least 🤸👌 ❗ ❗ a handful 🤚 🤚 🤚 of people 👮🏼‍♂️ 👥 👥 unfollowed me 💡💡 🏻 🙄 from 💋 🥃 👉😮 all 💯 💯 😲 3 😘🤔 📊 🕒 of my 🤭 😊👼 🥳 blogs, and some ⛄👨 🐓 😏 even 🌃 🌑 🌃😒 blocked 🚫 🚫 🚫 me. 😭 🧑🏿 💕 How ❓ 🤔 👹 fucking 🙇🏻😫 👾 🖕😒 stupid. 🤦‍♂️ 💢 💩

Y’all 💃💃💃 🐩🐩🐩 🔥🔥 are so intolerant. Welp, ladies 😏 😏 👭 and gentlemen, welcome 💋 💋 💋 to the hellsite, where 👏🚫🗺️ 🤷 😈 happiness 😊🙌🏻 ☺️😍 ☺️😍 slowly ♿ 🐌 ♿ rots away 💕 🥰 💨 and nothing’s like 😄 🚞 👩‍❤️‍👩 what 👉 😦 😦😦😦 you 😊 👈 👧👈 first 🍃🌸 🌓 🥇 expected. 🤰🙄 🤰🙄 🍆 But 🍑 💨😝🇺🇸 🍑 hold 🤗 👭 👫 up! 👌 🍕🙆 ⬆️ Before 😺 👨🏼 🙅‍♀️ you 🥵 🦎 🏾👈 decide 😱😱 😱 😱 it’s okay 🆗 👌 👌 to attack me, 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏽 💡💡 🍬 how 🤏 🤔 💯 would 😏 👪👪 🕵️‍♀️ you 🤟 🦚 👈 like 💕 👀 🍪💁 it if you 🆗 🤕🔥 🤜🏻🤛 blocked 📷 📷 ���� by 😈 🥀 🍼 many 👬 💯 💯 people 👫 👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👨‍👨‍👦‍👦 🚷 for 🏻🙃 😊 📂 either 🥵 😌 🥵 stupid ☠️ 🚫 🚫 or no 😩 ❌ 🙅🏻‍♀️ reasons 🌟 📃 🌟 whatsoever? You 👽 👈 👈 wouldn’t 😩 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 be 😤 👄😱 😒 too 😡😲 😎 😢 happy 🥳 🙂 ⛄ about 💫 🙅‍♀️ 🤔 it, either, 🥵 😌 🥵 huh!? ✨❔ 😕 😕

So, in 🌋 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ 🕺 short, 🩳 👖 🐇 I 👨 🦆 👀💁 would 😏😎 👪 😎 highly 🕛 🕛 🕛 appreciate 👌 😨💰 👌 it if people 👫👬👭 🚷 👫 stopped looking 👀 👀 👀 at me 🥶 💁💁 💁 as a menace and accept 👍 👍 👍 that 🐖⚪ ⏪👀 🤞 blocking people 👺 👩👫 👥 is not 🚫 🚯 🍆⭕ okay 🎃 👍 🆗🙆‍♂️ in 🕐 🛌 🙈 the case 😎💯 💼 💼 of ludicrous/absurd/downright stupid 🤪 💩 💩 reasons. 🤔 🤔 📃 In 👮 🛌 😩 addition, I 👥 😊 🙍👀 feel 💯 😩 💋💋 like 💖 💗 😄 it would ✅ 👪 🤕 be 🎮 🐝 😉 the best 🌛 🥇👸 👌 choice 😜 🤓💢 ✊🏿🔠 for 🕓 🍅 🅾️ me 😢 👦 😏 to step 👞📈 👞 👞 away 🤗 🤗 🤔 from 😤😤 😲 🍭 here 📍 📌📍 😔 and find 👀 🔎🔎🔎 🔍🤔 a new 🆕 💍 💎❗ safe 🍭 🌺 🍭 place 🏆 👅😾 🏆 for 👏🤙 🍆👅 🈺 me 👩🏻 🤓 👈 to be 👄😱 💰 😳 in; 🍌 🔙📥 🙌👏 one 🔂 😤 1️⃣ 🎄 1️⃣ 😎 where 🍏 🐉🐱🚀 🐉🐱🚀 I 👈🏻 🏼 😩 can 🤕🔫 🧞 💦 find 🔍🤔 🔎🔎🔎 👀 better 😎 👩‍👧 👅 success 💰💰 💰💰 💰💰 and be 😤 🧎 🚖 well-respected as long 🐍 🔟 🍆 as everything 🙌 🙌 👐 goes 🏃 ❗ 🏃 well. 😃 😦🤒 👤 I 👍 😀😀😀 😝 don’t 🙈🙅 🚫 🙅 feel 😌😌 🏾 🆙 comfortable 👘 👘 👘 being 😑 🧟‍♂️ 😮 here 📍 👲 🈁 anymore 😒 💔 🔥 and I 🧚‍♀️ 👌 🍾 believe 🙏 🌈 🌈 that 🚔👼🚟 🚟 🏾🍜 I 🙀 💰👀 👥 was never 👱🚫🤔 👱🚫🤔 🚫 a good 👌 🆗🌟🙅‍♂️❇️📈🙅 🌛 fit 💪🏽 💪🏽 👗 for 🐤💰🎅😙 💯 🤦 tumblr. This all 👵 💯 👾 wouldn’t ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 😩 have 🈶😤 🈶 😄 happened 🤔😂😍 🤔 🤔 if I 👥 🙀 🧒 just 🍐🍅 🗼 👍 kept 🔄🔥 🔄🔥 🔄🔥 my 😘 🥳 😊😊😊😀😊😊😊😊 fucking 💯 👏👏 🖕👦 mouth 👄💧 👄💧 😃 shut, 👄 🌽 😭🖕 but 🍑 🍑 🙋😮 I 😀 👨🔨 👏🏻 refuse to.

I 🙀 🤣🎅 ⭐ may, 😎 🤷 🌌 however, 🤔 🤔 🤔 may 👀🤷 👀🤷 👀🤷 make 💘 🖕 🏼🙅 a comeback in 🏽👏 💆🏼 😏 the future 👻 📅 📅 as a more ➕ 👏💦 ➕➕ well-behaved, nicer, and more ➕➕➕ ➕➕➕ 1️⃣ 1️⃣ ➗ relaxed ☺ 😎 😎 person 💅 💅 💅 who, 📷 😂🤷 👀 in 👻😈 🕺 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣ return, ↪️ 🔙 ↪️🔙 will 🖤 🍌 🐼 make 🖕🤰🤰🏻🤰🏼🤰🏽🤰🏾🤰🏿 🖕 🥺 apologies 😔 😔 😔 for 🐻 😎😎 💯 my 😜 👸🏾 🐕 past 💦 🗿🗿 💦 behavior 😦 😦 🏽 and actually 😳🤔 🤷‍♀️ 😤😳👀 make 😰 🖕 🖕 promises to not 🥴 🚯 🚫 repeat 🔁 🔁🔁 🔁 the same 👢💞🍃👭💩💩 👌 🙂👍👍👍👍 mistakes again. 😬 🧚🏻‍♀️💗✨🌷 🙈 If not, 🚫 🚯 🚯 lemme 🏿 🏿 🏿 just 😤😤 💦 🕛👀 say 😳 🛐 🦯 that 😝🍑 👪👨‍👩‍👧 👉 it wasn’t ❌ ❌ ⛔ the best 👌 🏆 🏆🥇 almost 💯🍄 💦💦 💦💦 10 😂 💯 😂 month 🈷️🈷️ 🈷️🈷️ 🈷️🈷️ experience 🍆 💯 😋 of using 🤳🏻 🤳🏻 🏻 a website almost 💦💦 💯🍄 💯🍄 nobody 🙅🤐 😯 🚫 uses anymore. 💔 💔 🔥