#you: no

[aka-indulgence]

About HMF Sans, what would he do with an MC that has asthma? The first time he smokes around her and she just starts coughing like crazy even though she tried to hold it in because she was afraid he might take offense to it.

Aw… I think that’d catch his attention immediately. You sputter at first and start getting into a coughing fit, and he immediately snuffs out his cigar. If you try to dissuade him that you’re ok, he’s not buying it, asks you what’s wrong. If you tell him you were afraid you might’ve offended him by coughing at his expensive cigar he’ll practically scoff.

“un… important.”

He’ll drop smoking for you. Slowly at first, only smoking when he’s alone, but then he just stops. Even when you’re not there he’ll reject cigars given to him on meetings. What are they gonna do- tell Sans that he’s being impolite by rejecting their offer? Sans?

And especially when you have your mandatory ‘emotional support human’ duties during a meeting, no one smokes.

Some guy: But… mister Sans why-

HMF!Sans: *putting a protective hand on your shoulder*

HMF!Sans: asthma. anyone who wants to argue, i’ll replace yer cigar with this. *manifests a dagger-bone*

[slasherscream]

the way crazy ass boys gang/crazy ass girls gang would genuinely start tweaking if they heard you singing break up songs with a little too much feeling.... girl SING open arms (solo version) a lil too hard as you get ready.... they gon show you they are not mentally stable i tell you

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[hawkeabelas]

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[fairysbrew]

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

[androgynealienfemme]

NEW YORK (AP) — New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday told hospitals that they would be violating state law if they stop offering gender-affirming care for people under age 19 in response to an executive order from President Donald Trump aimed at curtailing federal funding for such treatments.

In a letter, James, a Democrat, told health care facilities that refusing to provide the treatments would violate New York’s anti-discrimination laws.

“Regardless of the availability of federal funding, we write to further remind you of your obligations to comply with New York State laws,” her letter reads.

Everyone say thank you to NY Attorney General Letitia James!!!

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[antlersish]

Mad about politics again

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!

[areawest]

THE WIGGLES JUST RELEASED A SONG CALLED “WE’RE FRIENDS OF DOROTHY”??????