#you too ripley

[kakushimiko]

Vox Machina rambling part 3.

(Yes because this series has taken over my life and I'm starting my own rambling posts that will last until season 4 is over (because we are totally getting, at least, 4 seasons of TloVM))

Can we talk about the fact the Matron is sooo fucking pissed right now?! 🤣

Like, here she was looking at Percy fighting for his life because that is what gives life meaning, to fight until you last breath but hoping to see your love ones again, making every death more meaningful.

Then Percy falls and she is ready to claim him like "Oh my poor broken child, you did your very best and your death was so beautiful, here, let me take you with your family now-"

The Orthax comes by and swoops Percy's soul, like, "Psyche, I'll be taking this, BYEEEE!"

And the Matron is just...

Like, she's so pissed that she went to see Vax after he finally scored with Kiki. Here is my interpretation of the Matron in that scene 🤣

Matron: listen here my champion, this little crow bitch demon had the audacity-stop screaming my champion-to take a soul from ME, the goddess of death, and now plans to steal many more souls with-seriously Vax, stop screaming-with that contraption your brother-in-law created. I have a new mission for you that involves this bitch crow but we'll talk later, I'll leave you to rest with your ashari girlfriend now...

Ripley's plan to feed souls to Orthax through her guns will create such spiritual disbalance that the Matron can't not get involved in some way.

I love how this gives such Princess Mononoke vibes, a ambicious and brillant woman that wants to bring progress into the world and give people independance but being completely blind/not caring about how this disbalance can negatively affect nature and spirits.

(and before anybody says anything, I'm NOT excusing Ripley, I can't wait to see her die and go to hell, I'm just saying that Ripley excuses herself of all her horrible actions by saying that is all for progress and self defence of the weaker)

[wuntrum]

2025 horror pin up calendar!!

print version | digital (/print it yourself) version

a labor of love, truly <3 prepare for the new year with 12 suggestive (and silly) horror characters :) featuring characters from: american psycho, bride of re-animator, the evil dead, hannibal, jason x, frankenhooker, alien, an american werewolf in london, jennifer's body, saw, the thing, and scream! to see the full specs of the calendar, check out the pages above!

[ripleys-ruggery]

more like a six foot turkey

[lostlavenderer]

I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception

[your-unfriendlyghost]

evie my beloved…

i was gonna just do my usual black and white comic stuff for this, but i swear to god every time i draw evie i get like…possessed to go all out. I can’t help it.

Also look dx worker evie

[starsandwriting]

So i think season 1 has made it clear that Alice is the only one in the oiar who would survive a classic horror movie. If we weren't in the doomed by the narrative genre Alice would've been winning this shit EASY

Gwen's trying her hardest to put herself in direct line of the horrors. So is Sam

Colin can't look away and has beef with computer ghosts

Lena was already in too deep before the story even started

Celia.

Alice queen of denial queen of minding her own business queen of going Oh Hell No and standing by it would have thrived in hollywood

[isthatacalzone]

me: *seeing people yell about how they did Glintshore & Percy's death in the show*

also me: ..................anyway

[fox-guardian]

I think your Celia would rock that “BUTCH TWINK” T-shirt

[ID: A digital drawing of Celia from The Magnus Protocol wearing a light green t-shirt that says "butch twink" in all caps in purple text. She is a slim Korean woman with short black hair, stretch marks on her stomach, and light body hair. She is also wearing gold piercings, rectangular glasses, and a pale green jockstrap with a purple stripe on the wide waistband. She is sitting with her legs spread and one arm reaching behind her head, the other lifting the shirt to show her stomach wrinkling over the top of her undies. The background is a dull gray-brown. end ID]

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okay so i might've. i. i might've uh. wh. um.

so this is what the "😳" option from that poll was. um. anyways thank you for the request aksdjhadkljhakdjh

[algoreithms]

been thinking about that one deleted scene from alien where ripley gets her shit ROCKED

+ a bonus under the cut

[billiuspendragon]

One kind of character that never ceases to fascinate me is one who feels like they have to fabricate a personality because they fear there's nothing there.

[actualhumancryptid]

Hey. Pssst. I hear you like that show from 20 years ago. Well good news! How would you like us to dig up and reanimate its corpse, parading it around Weekend At Bernie’s style for 10 more episodes?

Why are you crying?

[fatliberation]

deleting all thin bodies that don’t resemble mine from my fashion/gender inspiration board as self care <3

[milesworld96]

AYYYYEEE, HIM COMING OUT HERE W HIS FINE ASS LOOKING LIKE THAT!! WHT IS WRONG WITH HIM‼️ DOES HE WANT ME TO DIE

YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING!! THIS IS SO AMAZING

HOLY FUCK HE HAS A NEW SONG, I LOVE THIS ILOVE THIS SO MCUH

[vaguely-humanoid-form]

he's such a loser I hate him

[andi-o-geyser]

so i actually don't think we need the tragic backstory of the woman who tortured and killed children for the fuck of it!! just my opinion tho 🤪

[billcarden]

london boy guy