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Every time I start feeling a little guilty for no reason about staying up writing until 3am, or sleeping in past 10, I think about that Hunter S. Thompson daily routine that’s like. 3pm: Wake up. 4pm cocaine. 4:30pm cocaine. 5pm cocaine. 6pm smoke a little weed. 7pm Loiter. 9pm start doing coke seriously 12am midnight: Start writing. Just for a little perspective like, I could be doing worse. I could be doing in fact so much worse.
#12:00am START writing#also if you think I’m exaggerating please look it up#I have drastically reduced the number of hours labeled ‘do cocaine’ for the sake of brevity#insane that man lived into his sixties
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dndads s1 you're so special to me
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#henry oak#darryl wilson#glenn close#ron stampler#i can't draw ron seriously he is just Shapes#short hair henry is valid but that man doesn't shower do you think he's going to the barbers. he has a rat tail#also i drew that cardigan and didn't realise until after that it's the one i actually own asfgjfg#pre-trial timeline morgan is truly the dead wife of all time#ALSO i cannot take credit for the leaves in henry's hair but i can't remember where i saw it first#if i can get one person to do this stupid podcast i can die happy#this isn't an exaggeration. i think ep 1 is one of the funniest pieces of audio ever recorded#i've done it 4 times now i think and i just PISS every time
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january month of yuugi
#yugioh#ygo dm#yugi mutou#idk what was in the water on 2025 opening but it really got me thinking hm. I will finally draw yuugi#ygo has been in my dna for like close to a decade at this point and yet. I have never attempted to draw anything for it#until now. my audacity has finally reached quota#wishshipping saved my ass this lunar new year and its not even an exaggeration. thank you kazuki takahashi for the boys. rest in peace#mutou yuugi I love u.... u r my son#not mentioned in this stack but dsod's decision to thin yuugi's choker is the funniest shittiest character design decision on earth#like as a detail its so nothing. when u zoom out it just looks like a shadow dropped wrong somewhere. I have come to terms with#the other fashion choice for him in that movie but the tiny ass choker I don't accept. that's stupid. big it#I rly like the vision of older yuugi being like. obnoxiously polite and cheerful#specifically in a way that's not like ceding space for everyone else. like it's clear at all time that he's Like That#and nobody will be able to stop him from being Like That#and also tbh I can never imagine him leaving domino for long (<- definitely not projecting my city slicker ass on him)#I think the game shop's been where he's safe to be himself for so long that he'd want to keep it running and extend#that shade to other kids in the city too. his loyal customers are so scared of disappointing him for no reason#.... typed huge wall of text abt jou leaving domino for tournaments etc frequently but always coming back to hang out with yuugi#I am actually ill abt them huh.... maybe ygo was the progenitor honestly maybe it started me on the two blokes who do fuckall ships#yuugi is so cute but I do know in my heart tho he does Not cook. that kid has never learned and will never manage#I know he doesnt even have water in his office whenever he works. scared of spilling#its a good thing hes got friends galore now people are blowing his phone up wasting their sms toll telling him to drink water#(slowly tipping into mania) I just think he's so neat. love that boy he's so cute
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#I'm being silly but ALSO I genuinely think a muppets/Ace Attorney collab would go SO HARD.#like what if muppets most wanted had been a court room drama instead??????? Do you see the vision#It's because they're both camp. They both have crazy goofy senses of humor and exaggerated characters and focus on friendship#and found family is so strong between both franchises also ok do you get me#it's not pictured but Gumshoe would be cast as Rolf I LOVE ROLF.#Also I do think that Miles running away after AA1 would be his am i a man or am i a muppet moment. and I won't back down on that#please leave your muppet thoughts in the comments or tags. Unless you hate the muppets and think this is dumb. in which case don't#ace attorney#ace attorney comic#the muppets#the muppet show#phoenix wright#maya fey#miles edgeworth#pearl fey#von karma#franziska von karma#miss piggy#kermit the frog#sam the eagle#fozzie bear#gyakuten saiban#my art
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[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]
Hitting a lil' too close to home?
#junie art post#ink sans#error sans#utmv#errorink#implied. but yea not the focus#this has been turning around in my mind for quite some time. im glad to finish it lmao idk if my ramblings make sense even.#so like listen. do you ever think about how similar the function of the utmv is to the dark worlds in deltarune.#in a meta narrative to fandom sense? idk the word#we are making exaggerated expanded worlds of the ordinary tools and entertainment of the real world and make it into something more#isnt that very very interesting?#and we explore every sort of possibility in that creation. both good and bad#and when all is said and done. every possibility found and the entertainment and secrets has all run out#we put it away. abandon and leave it behind#what is left? what happens to the world and characters we have created? can it sustain without us?#what of the ones left in the dark?#idk if yall saw me a few months ago but i reblogged comyet's old post of ink begging us not to leave him alone and to keep creating#yea that never left me#and seeing exactly THAT SCENARIO in deltarune made my brain iTCH#imagine an ink in King's position.... wait isnt that just underverse#mmmmmmm. darkner ink.....#also error is here too. not just for errorink or that i can't separate these two to save my life#but error is also one of the few people to be able to GET IT?? he can hear the creators too. ink cant#but hes pretty much programmed himself to avoid having a mental break down to this via reboot memory loss.#and ink has his own internal coping mechanism (hooray for short term memory loss)#these two idiots will do anything but confront truths lmfao#ahhh my favorite idiots. never change#mmmmm#deltarune
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hating eddie diaz is like hating jesus.. probably worse even
#like ……. i truly thought these were exaggerations what do you mean you think eddie is an abuser and he’s not good enough for buck 🤨#buck 🤨#i think maybe a horse kicked you in the head#911 abc#buddie
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While we're on the topic of De-aging AU's I wanna talk about Jason and Damian if Jason was 14 again real quick.
Do you guys think that Damian looks at this version of Jason, so different from the version he knows, nothing like the person he was told Jason was, and feels uncomfortably seen?
Damian was always told that Jason died because he was reckless, because he disobeyed orders, he was fired as Robin and he got himself killed. A cautionary tale, not a threat to his position. He dismisses Jason because Bruce does, because Dick does, because sometimes even Babs and Alfred do.
That's not the kid that he's looking at now. This Jason is happy, and smart, and full of love that has not yet soured into grief. He hangs on Bruce's every word, trains until his hands bleed and his body gives out to perfect the moves Bruce teaches him. He looks at Bruce with stars in his eyes and he calls him dad.
And Damian can't help but think, that this is the perfect Robin. The perfect son. And if Jason - sweet, loving, strong, Jason - can be fired, can die and have his room locked away and his pictures torn down, can have his last memory as Robin be as A Good Soldier, how could the rest of them ever compete? What could Damian do to stand a chance?
Jason will never grow out of the shadow of Robin, like the rest of them did. As long as Bruce, and Dick, and Babs, and Alfred look at him and see a dead kid who came back wrong, he will never get to be anything else. He will not get to be looked at through who he is now without the shadow of a dead boy looming over him.
And the worst part? Jason is exactly the same person he was back then. Bitter, sure, angry, justifiably, but he is still the boy with too much love in his heart and righteous fury festering in his gut. He is exactly the same boy who threw himself in front of an explosion to save his mother.
(The lines between the mother that betrayed him and the father that disgraced him are so very blurred. Fire or blade or crowbars or fists it does not matter. It ends the same way it always does because Jason Todd always dies, in every universe, in every timeline, Jason dies and crawls out only to be killed again and again and again.)
#dc#jason todd#damian wayne#de aging#I personally am obsessed with the headcanon that they met in the league which lends it's own sense of tragedy#but this is a more canon take on it#Bruce Wayne critical#do you guys think he watched Jason fall back into old routines and is so unbelievably angry because none of it matters#do you think he listens to Jason talk about homework and his grades and his clubs and the colleges he wants to go to#and all he can think of is how unfair it is#that Jason never gets it. That everything about who he was got distorted and exaggerated and there was nothing left of this boy#that the love and blood and late nights never mean anything because this is a ghost walking the halls disproving all the legends#what is the prodigal son to do when he comes home but the locks have changed
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the important thing to realise is actually yes gay sex with shauna would have saved jackie in some way. however everyone else would theoretically still be in danger because jackie would have let that dog off its leash as soon as she was getting some and i truly believe that.
#im kidding#this is an exaggeration#but also i do genuinely think jackie would have conceded a lot of power in this scenario#jackie would have found the anger issues hot ngl#rip jackie you would have gone crazy for masc energy shauna shipman#jackieshauna#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#yellowjackets#yj thoughts#yj spoilers
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cringe culture needs to die because when i was 17 i printed out the entire player's handbook and monster manual with my unlimited school printing credit and also wore a black velvet cape the first time i ever DMed and somehow still thought i was too cool for dnd novels. who tf did i think i was fooling
#ramble#i'm 90% sure i still have it in a folder in my desk somewhere#to clarify NONE of these things are cringe but i was embarrassed bc doing anything when you're 17 is embarrassing#i'm not even exaggerating that i've become so much happier just doing whatever i want and not apologising for it#i hate that it took me 20 years to realise that people are going to think i'm weird no matter what so there's no point masking anymore#and also that i didn't read a dnd novel until this year bc i was missing out#anyway i hate tiktok for bringing back bullying in a different more terrible way#go larping nobody cares#tl;dr you will BLOSSOM the moment you stop caring
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the Little
#Im doing none of the things I should be doing so i make fun of some fictional character (im shorter)#Tho Like I know the game model heights r exaggerated for perspective and style and aren't accurate but he is so tiny omlLMAO!!!!!(I'm short#Punch out#Little mac#Disco kid#Soda popinksi#And that guy#Peter punch#I might might post this in some other site so if some certain some of you recognize it NO YOU DONT !!!!!!! ooooo u saw nothing oo xD#Tho I don't think snespunch is that tall he's def not jumping up to punch his opponents unlike somebody haha (I'm sho
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ouaw doodle dump!!
#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#gricko grimgrin#morning frost#gideon coal#hootsie grimgrin#the post doesn’t really have spoilers but I guess the tags kind of do so if you haven’t seen past ep 20 don’t read the rest of the tags#Hootsie i love her dearly but I need to learn how to draw her better#guess which episodes I watched today impossible challenge#he was MAAAD when frost gave away the whistle#I might’ve exaggerated it but in my head this is what it looked like#(I think about the memories they gave to the hares too much fucking Gideon and frost dude giving their stuff away ughhhhh)#gricko and Gideon body swap was#something#consistent sizes of characters is not a concept Im familiar with#Gideon looks off to me but I have no idea why so#Hootsies color by number 🫶#implied grimmorning 😙#except it was just an actual line from an episode
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Are the people who keep complaining that jason got away with what he did completely unscathed actually okay? Like, did we read the same comics? There's extremely little I can think of that didn't happen to Jason as "punishment"
like why are the people who want him to be punished forever not happy he is already getting punished forever what else do you want
#actually I think I have an idea what they want#they want a catharsis for their hatred of the character that doesn't trigger empathy for him#hence the exaggeration of the power imbalance between him and tim and mia#because bruce torturing jason doesn't feel right.#helpless little damsel mia getting her revenge for his evil general evilness is far more comfortable#“mia should get to kill jason as a treat” why would you speak about these characters if you do not respect either of them#be serious#vent post#jason todd#red hood#i don't know how to tag this to avoid getting hit with a wave of abuse justification and bad seeing red takes ngl#actually let's be safe#anti batman#anti bruce wayne#anti cassandra cain#anti mia dearden#this is not about any of these people but i do not know how else to “tag properly”#anti duke thomas#maybe?#for that panel about duke saying jason got away unscathed or stg people have been talking about#anyway this take is hilarious to me as someone with an AU where jason gets away without real punishment#not because I think what he did (in the au) is good but because I believe in harm-reduction and healing rather than punishment#like some people are reading comics straight up from another dimension at this point#vent#glitter rants
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Me: This is a really cool Neolithic monument, does anyone know who built it?
Irish folklore: Fionn mac Cumhaill.
Me: Ah. Interesting. This is a gorgeous and unique geographical feature, I wonder how it came to be…
Irish folklore: That was the work of Fionn mac Cumhaill as well.
Me: Ok. Wow. He was a very busy guy. Any idea who constructed this Neolithic tomb?
Irish folklore: Fionn mac Cumhaill. He did it.
Me: Is all of this…
Irish folklore: Yes. It was all Fionn mac Cumhaill.
#a bit of an over exaggeration but I do find it amusing#a lot of Irish folklore makes enough sense for you to think it may be verbal legend passed down for generations#but I have a hard time believing Fionn mac Cumhaill did all of that#could be wrong!
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all i wanna do is untie all your knots, dissolve all your thoughts
#yttd#your turn to die#shin tsukimi#sou hiyori#midori yttd#kmgsn#kimi ga shine#kgs#shadowart#OKAY TAGS TIME#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST CHARACTER EVERRRRR#SO the caption is from cash cab cause originally i was thinking of staying up all night to make another video like i did last year#but then i realized im fucking lazy#and i just plain haven't drawn a regular drawing in a long while#so i was like well. maybe i should like. yknow. do that. LOL#uh wow my style really evolved since i last drew them i feel#well not midori because i drew him again very recently#but at least im finally happy with how i stylize his stupid fucking hair#i wanted to use a sort of odd colour palette to give this drawing a feverish quality#i found it very fun to work with#i feel that i have been using more interesting palettes a lot more lately#their poses were very fun for me to draw too#it's very interesting to think about how my style has progressed into exaggerated and excessive clothing folds#because before that i actively avoided drawing clothing folds#i dreaded it and it shows in my older art#i don't know what changed. i decided they were fun#i didn't do any particular studies but there is an artist that influenced the switch#but it'd be embarrassing to name them here LOL#overall my takeaway here from this piece is that im very happy#sorry that this has been some of my longest notes yet and thank you for reading
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So i remember an ask mentioning your mortal enemy, Felis Atra and their cats, and i thought it'd be fun to draw what Felis Atra's version of your italian dogs would be.
I think they would be called Butter Knife and Flamengo! Butter Knife is not his real name, it's an nickname given by his peers because of how harmless he is. I choose Flamengo because that's the name of Vasco's rival football team here in Brazil, so i thought that was the perfect name :)
Cat Machete was slightly inspired by the Oriental Shorthair cat because of their long noses and thin head shape.
Cat Vasco was inspired by the Scottish Fold cat, because FLOPPY EARS. I gave Flamengo longer ears and orange fur to make him more like his look-alike.
The last doodle is a reference to this ask (https://canisalbus.tumblr.com/post/728923918314946560/me-i-am-machete-ear-fan-number-1-those-ears) and contains the tumblr ask stand-in dog, whose cat version was inspired by the American Curl cat! They have round ears that are slightly floppy outwards.
Final notes: I know cardinal clothes don't come in vibrant blue, but i was ADAMANT on switching Machete's and Vasco's clothing color patterns. I would draw the rest of Butter Knife's and Flamengo's clothes, but i suck at designing cool outfits.
Speaking of outfits, for Machete's iconic void outfit, i figured it would be fun to make it more baggy for Butter Knife, in contrast to Machete's, that looks very tight-fitted. I think it's cute, it kinda looks like a sweater. Also i can't imagine a Machete doppelganger without high heels boots, so those HAD to stay.
Oh, and just to be clear, i'm not like, claiming ownership of these guys or anything. I just thought it would be a fun exercise. Hope you like them!! I love your art and your characters.
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#imagine if Vaschete but CATS and REVERSED -> Butter knife ;_; and Flamengo <3#this ask is from last year and I'm sorry I've allowed it sit in my inbox for so long ´m`#but I've been thinking about it intermittedly#the context was that someone said that somewhere out there existed my mortal enemy (felis atra = black/dark cat)#and they had frenzied cat ocs instead of melancholic dogs#first of all they both look so darling I'm getting radiation poisoning just from looking at them aaaaaa#and the fact you put so much thought and effort into this concept is making me go absolutely rabid#extremely strange seeing Machete with big pupils and Vasco with tiny pinpoints#Butter knife purring like a fluffy jackhammer is instant serotonin I love him#and yes if you turned Machete to a cat he'd probably be something resembling an oriental shorthair#especially one of those really exaggerated ones with giant bat ears and roman nose#and I keep visualizing Vasco as a scottish fold as well but it's kind of giving me sad bad feels personally#I can't look past their painful and debilitating health issues#the same mutation that causes the floppy ears also destroys the cartilage in their joints#it's such a shame because they're a terribly cute and charming breed#and in this case they really do have those similar rounded friendly shapes that Vasco does#if I ever draw them as cats myself I'll probably have to think of some other breed for him even though it would be such a perfect fit#also I think it's funny how you can swap everything else but Machete's heels have to stay :'> don't separate the crinkle and his boots#thank you so much! this was such a cool ask to receive I love how you designed their cat forms#gift art#dingergum#Machete#Vasco#own characters#Vaschete scenarios
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I can NOT remember if i already posted this here (it's old) but I didn't see it after a quick skim and I need to start cross-posting things everywhere more consistently so Have These Guys.
(Obviously inspired by that one ○lilalienz4ever image)
#guardians of the galaxy#gotg game#peter quill#richard rider#my doodle tag#oh the painful act of cross-posting making me feel like im repeating myself... but i have to do it#pete and richie's possible dynamic in the eidos universe fascinates me i need a sequel to know what the hell went on between them#pete's annoyance when gamora brings him up in a conversation makes me think he's just mad the only other significant human he ran into-#-didn't give him as much attention as he wanted because. well a war was happening LOL.#“that guy might as well be an alien 🙄😾” you're just mad he didn't flirt with you aren't you.#anyways this was just a silly doodle but at the same time an exaggeration of a specific moment from the hypothetical sequel in my brain#if i only had more free time... i'd be writing out an entire sequel story. man. there's so many possibilities. sighing and crying.
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