#you started sth now finish it boys

[thenwhatthefukcisthis]

wait a minute.

the “darling” but was a slip/ad lib/ very well intended addition of mr. hardy, which they decided to keep in the movie so are you telling me that A) jgl didn’t even bat an eye when tom freaking hardy called him a darling ( I would’ve smiled and blushed so hard and ruined the entire scene) and B) decided, yes eames would call arthur darling two hundred percent and it would be a norm so im ?? just?? gonna ?? be?? in?? character?????

[astonmartinii]

Hello! Would you be comfortable to write sth about Seb? x reader? :)

racing royalty | sebastian vettel instagram au

pairing: red bull!seb x motogp!reader

[for timeline purposes, seb never leaves red bull, but other than that most of the grid is the same as it is]

anti-social media man seb mysteriously joins social media and all hell breaks lose

yourusername

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yourusername: vamos argentina 🇦🇷

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user34 let's goooooo y/n

user12 sometimes mother is a woman who drives a motorbike super fast

redbullracing i think the kids say slay

yourusername you're doing great admin

user67 i need her to win another championship NOW

sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel: the media team said that i should try this whole social media thing out

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user446 HOLY SHIT SEB IS HERE

user76 does this mean i should delete all my thirst edits

yourusername welcome seb 🐝

user23 ^^^ parents interacting WHAT

redbullracing HE'S HERE EVERYONE STAY CALM

redbullracing

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redbullracing: all red bull top step in f1 and motogp this weekend !! congrats sebastian and y/n

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user44 red bull are killing it (unfortunately)

sebastianvettel unbelievable race y/n !!!

yourusername right back at you starboy

user11 are they ... flirting ???

user35 seb did say he only got instagram to comment on his gf's posts ....

maxverstappen1 my goats 🐐

yourusername

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yourusername: snoozing in the barcelona sun

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marcmarquez93 so this is what you did at my house

yourusername yes thanks for letting me stay

marcmarquez93 cheaper than an actual housesitter

sebastianvettel sunkissed

user15 someone teach this old man how instagram comments work

user66 WAIT SEB COMMENTED... THE MATH IS MATHING

user45 seb commenting ... said he got insta to follow + comment on his gf's posts ... next gp is in barcelona ....

sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel: starting from pole tomorrow ready for you barcelona 🇪🇸

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user10 let's go seb

yourusername never in doubt star boy 🌟

user30 hmmmmmmmmm what's going on ^^

user49 do we think y/n is going to come to the race?

user21 omg i hope so

redbullracing quali king

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redbullracing: special guest in the garage this weekend, motogp queen y/n y/ln joins us in barcelona 🇪🇸

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user33 god i love her so much

user55 doctor help my parasocial relationship is too much

sebastianvettel good luck charm 🍀

yourusername you don't need my luck star boy 🌟

user8 THEY HAVE TO BE TOGETHER THIS IS SO CUTE I CAN'T

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f1: when f1 and motogp collide - y/n y/ln was in the red bull garage this weekend cheering on close friends sebastian vettel and max verstappen

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maxverstappen1 finally someone acknowledged that she's my friend too

sebastianvettel sorry buddy probably cause she likes me more

maxverstappen1 @yourusername you gonna let him bully me like this?

yourusername sorry maxy but he's not wrong

user23 okay but that's basically confirmation right, RIGHT ????

charles_leclerc she visited me too :(

yourusername added to their story

[caption: pretty boys]

sebastianvettel added to their story

[caption: long awaited catch up]

yourusername

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yourusername: vroom vroom for the last time this season, but to finish this year with my second championship is unreal + always good to share a podium with bestie marc

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marcmarquez93 fave champagne partner, though i'd prefer if i'm the one winning next time

sebastianvettel god i love watching you race, congratulations my love

yourusername i love you too

sebastianvettel i love you more

user38 WHAT WHAT WHAT

user90 no one talk to me my parents have confirmed their relationship

sebastianvettel

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sebastianvettel: looks like we need to upgrade the trophy cabinet at home

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user37 they already live together ???

yourusername i love you (you can do the diy)

sebastianvettel i love you more

user47 so... when will race of champions change their rules so they can compete together ???

maxverstappen1 congrats you two (why did you crop me out of all of the photos)

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charles_leclerc: happy anniversary to my racing parents, thanks for letting me chill at your farm, making me my birthday party and teaching me how to ride a motorbike ❤️

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yourusername awwww sharl, no worries, you're our favourite disaster child

maxverstappen1 take that back right now

yourusername okay charles is seb's favourite, you're mine maxy

maxverstappen1 thank you

sebastianvettel thank you charles xx

user13 obsessed over y/n and seb having grid children who love them so much they make anniversary posts and argue in the comments

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yourusername: happy five year anniversary baby - i love you so much i can't even put it into words, here's to many more xx

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user45 FIVE YEARS WHAT

maxverstappen1 can i have a prize for keeping this a secret so long

charles_leclerc me too

sebastianvettel no?

redbullracing best kept secret in motorsport - happy anniversary guys xx

sebastianvettel can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you baby

note: i love seb so much so so happy to write about him! i've nearly finished all my requests so feel free to send some more in xx

[tboyblogger]

finally finished the profile for the danseiroido!! this took way too long just because drawing anime headshot is my biggest nightmare... and then ended up not even looking That anime LOL... i've already had a few comics up in the tag (search em to read!) but. a brief intro is that i basically just made them idols (somewhat) and threw them in the same boygroup to write sitcom/4-koma slice of life random jokes, as i always do! they also share the same universe with my entire vocaloid neighborhood setup (but this will - might - be for another day)

there isnt a deep overarching plot as for now, its just daily lives of a boygroup that doesnt really do anything idol-like and occasionally featuring others around them from the vocal synth ville. oh and idk if i can call them a polycule because they dont really think or operate that way But! i do want all of them to fool around and have their own "ship moment" (if you want to call it that? i dont really label these things and i want to write it that way) tldr they all fuck one another. every single ship in the group canon (EXCEPT the obvious anyone x len. timeout for him he got his ass kicked out whenever they do it...)

my concept/idea for it (not much tbh this is just me rediscovering my love for vocaloid - though one can argue it never went away - and started make up random shits for them so its pretty much spontaneous and not a serious project or anything) is a parody of sort on stereotypical otome/bl genres and boygroups and anime tropes and obviously the vocaloid fandom/history. but i dont think i know enough about bl nor anime nor boygroups so at the end of the day its just guys hanging out XD hm i should just tag my other vocaloid stuff something else too considering its an elaborated world now, with these guys in it, but... that... really is for another day...

wait forgot to say also making len the leader is idk vocaloid meta funny or sth since hes the most popular but here hes just a wee child not even allowed to getting involved much (to be fair its cause most of the involvement are either freakish or sexual. or both) hes already more than involved in the irl success go away little boy. but Boom! funny ass kid leading army of 6 gay ass men (one of them isnt even a man. but only when its convenient) (sometimes there are 7 of them)

also: everyone learn vietnamese to understand how funny their viet names are rn

SORRY I KEEP EDITING. but they also have a playlist... just for funsies. some of them are serious canon lore related the rest are probably all shitposts

[meraki-yao]

So RWRB is basically part of my identity now, I can't remember how many times I've seen the movie, and I'm on a constant quest of getting my friends to watch it too. And it's working!

But the thing is, my own younger sister, who's my literal best friend, the closest person to me, hasn't.

Her only exposure to the movie is coming in to my room on premiere night when I was watching it for the first time and tagging along for like ten minutes then leaving, coming into my room when I'm watching clips and watching along for a bit until I give her attention (she's like a cat) and hearing/seeing me very passionately rambling about it either on social media or out loud

She's not interested in romance like, at all, so this isn't her cup of tea, and I'm not gonna force her to watch something she's not interested in.

However out of curiosity, I asked how much she knows/remembers about rwrb from what little exposure she had. She started rattling off points that made me laugh deliriously, then asked if she could type it down.

So here's rwrb according to my sister, who has never finished the movie, nor read the book (she literally typed the list below herself which is why it's in first person)

enjoy! :D

henry's a prince and alex is fsotus

they met before once but it did not go well?

Henry and Alex see each other at a wedding and a big ass cake falls over

they pretend to be friends cuz PR

they text and/or email each other a lot

there's a children's hospital??? and they cram into a room???

there's a dog called David

turkeys in alex's room cuz thanksgiving

also sth sth insomnia

ok not a plot point but i rlly like how them texting was presented

henry's dad is an actor and he's dead

henry has a sister, she's nice

i rmb the name zara but i forgot what she specifically does (I'm so sorry)

new year's party. dramatic eye contact.

'oh I'm not going to sing karaoke' 'BURNING THROUGH THE SKYYYY YEA, 200 DEGREES THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MR FAHRENHEIT, I'M TRAVELLING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHTTTTTTT, I'LL MAKE A SUPERSONIC MAN OUT OF YOU'

the room with red wallpapers and alexander hamilton, 'the book is very bookish', f in chat for security lady

henry walks out of the closet literally

there's this grey(?) room with a white marble statue and it was very emotional???

henry's a sad boi

i think they fucked or sth

also there was a lake?

the emails get leaked on reddit by this reporter dude (who i think Alex knows before???) during the election

alex gives a speech

alex's mom wins the election

henry wore a yellow tie or sth because texas???

a pride parade outside the palace???

at least in the movie they go to a house or sth

deleted scene but they were next to a campfire and henry was talking and sad and alex was listening

ok Meraki back hope you enjoyed that lmao

if you have a favourite out of this list or have any message you want to tell my sister about the movie leave them in the notes lol she kinda wants to know what yall think of her recall

[sorryimananti-romantic]

hi hi! if you could be kind enough to let us know ur future fics plans (u don't have to) that would be great. literally cant get enough of ur fics they're so good 🤭👏

you know me i'm all for dropping a bomb of a fic out of nowhere but since you asked nicely, i'll have to indulge you with what i have planned so far!

mingi x reader, summer camp au where they're both teachers (bulletpoint format, fluff, just a little sth for mingles)

a hongjoong fic (again no spoilers but it's gonna be ✨hawt✨ kind of like guerrilla)

yet another san fic that i have all planned, waiting to be written (again, no spoilers but it's fantasy medieval au and he's gonna be the best boi)

mafia series (i'm not spilling anything about this) in progress, will start posting when i finish- could be in a few months, longer

the yunho crime fic i have been crying about for months now but like with all of this idk when i'll write it ;-;

while we're at it i should also write some wooyoung and seonghwa i know no one's keeping tabs but it's been a while since i've written them. if you have some prompts, please share 👏

[elvenbeard]

I finally sat down and played Reed's path in Phantom Liberty and HOLY shit. Spoilers below the cut just in case köahsdföahdsf

MAN. I was like, 95% unspoilered for everything, the only things I knew was: you gotta fight against Kurt, there is a scene in So Mi's apartment, some Cynosure fuckery, and I had seen gifs of So Mi in the core at the end (and deducted HM. she isn't looking to good, I feel like this is an ending where she dies).

But so so so many things came unexpected and got me so damn good!! I had fun fighting against Kurt, his little knife-throwing sequences (though I still wouldve loved a peaceful solution more than this XD a third path where you side with him or sth like that). I did not expect that we'd be fucking with MaxTac alsködhfasf that little bit was so fun, from setting up to having to fight them (though I also really struggled with that at first, rightfully so xDD).

The level design of the Cynosure was amaaaazing, the creepy horror vibes, the voices the jumpscares aödshfasf I loved that so much. I was not at all prepared for the Cerberus mech, that was mean af xD But so fun, gameplay-wise, so creepy, too. I ate up the lore of the place (and how insane that something like this exists under NC - and how much more similar shit must exist as well for other corporations??).

How the apartment sequence was done blew my whole mind, the transition between the bunker and the apartment, the little flashbacks, and how everything slowly crumbled and fell apart. I love that you can hug So Mi ;___; and man, I was crying so much at the end, the pain... but the only thing that felt right in that moment was killing her and giving her her freedom, and it was so raw and gentle and horrible all at the same time (also V's reaction was ;____; aaaahhh my boy).

I loved that we got a chance to shit-talk Myers XD And that, after all that in the end, Reed may finally find his freedom too and get away from the FIA for good!! I was adskhföasf so feral about his and Vince's parallels again, losing everything and being forced to start over. I loved his line that went like "thanks to you I have a choice now, something I haven't had in a long time". And man, I hope he uses his chance to get as far away from Myers and Washington and all that crap as he can, while he still can (just how that whole experience has deterred Vince from wanting to go back to Arasaka for good xD).

Overall though, I gotta say. I felt like the villain the whole time xD From betraying So Mi (still so obsessed that the options are called "Betray XYZ", not "Side with XYZ" which I've seen much more commonly in games with choices - It's a small detail but it makes such a difference in tone!!), to chasing her down all along it always felt wrong xD I'm glad at least towards the end there were some dialogue options that went away from the patronizing "we just wanna safe you" and "this is all for your best", and felt more human again.

So, for Vince's canon, if he goes through with PL from start to finish, he would rather betray Reed - and in return be betrayed by So Mi in the end aöshdajshf but yeah. Immersion and story-wise, her path felt more true to what he would do, even though I liked the outcome for Reed a lot in this. (and I guess that's really where the main difference lies in the end in all the choices, who gets to live and have their freedom in the end, and how much V is willing to sacrifice).

Also, since I went down the path of not handing So Mi over this time and not unlocking the new ending, instead I got new Mr. Blue-Eyes headcanons material O.O aksdfahsöf highly recommend looting the Cerberus mech and crafting the Cyberdeck in the "Unknown Number" related quest after the credits, in case you always wanted two more or less creepy talking constructs in your head xD

[madrabit]

Hi! ❤️ I'm here for FanFic Ask Game: F, G and X please :3

Heho 🩷✨️

Thank you for the ask, I had to really dig deep with this one 😂

If anyone else wants to ask me something about my fics, feel free to look at this list!

F: Share a snippet from one of your favorite dialogue scenes you’ve written and explain why you’re proud of it.

Ohhhhh, that is a tough question, I tend to like the dialogue I write, but it's not always my main focus, and I'm also not necessarily the funniest person, so... also, I couldn't decide, so you can have a sad dialogue, sth spicey and maybe an honourable mention or sth😂

for clarity, I've taken out a few parts of non dialogue for readability. If you want to read the whole thing, feel free to click the links!

"I'm sorry I didn't come with you", he continued when the other two didn't say anything, "I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have said no."

So first, I have this snippet of You're the only one who can:

"I'm sorry for not being able to be honest", he pressed out, getting closer to the bed.

"For not being brave enough..."

"I didn't want this...", he said, his knees finally hitting the mattress, "I didn't want to make you feel like this..."

"I love you, both of you. So much. I didn't want to make you feel like I don't want you, don't need you, because I do. I need you so much that it scares me..."

"I don't want to have to hide you anymore", Jan said lowly, pressing their foreheads together.

This might be more of a monologue since it's mostly Bojan talking, but I honestly really like this, as well as Jan's reply. I liked writing it. It made me tear up, and I think it's showing a lot of the emotional chaos Bojan is going through in that fic and how much he still loves his boyfriends and how much he needs to show them, even though he doesn't wanna go public yet. It's cute and idk, I don't really like going on about my writing that much 😂😂

The other snip of dialogue I have is from chapter two of At your beck and call (I wanna ride):

"Isn't he perfect like that, Janči? Such a good boy for us", Nace says lowly.

"Yeah, he is", Jan presses out through his teeth.

"You know what would make him even more perfect? How he would look even better?" "He'd be even hotter dripping with both our come, fucked out, sloppy and wet, a good little boy, just for us."

It's the first fic North and I collabed on and it's still one of my favs. This is pure filth and Nace "Mr. Cum Kink" Jordan is running his mouth to get what he wants. Idk what possessed me here, but it felt right having Nace dirty talk like that, cause I think he'd be good at it ngl

Now to some honourable mentions 😂

I really like most of the dialogue I wrote in Intertwined.

Especially the little dialogue in the second chapter between Jan and Kris, where Jan was in front of the door waiting for Kris to buzz open the door for him because he didn't want to get out his key.

Or in chapter four (the big sad as I like to call it) when Bojan met Nace who was on a walk with Oli and they had their little back and forth about whether or not the band would've just taken any bassist as long as they got a dog that then shifted into Bojan talking about Igor being a good kitty.

I also have some dialogue from fics that are not yet published or where the next chapter isn't up yet, so if you want to know more about those, feel free to ask me 😊

G: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?

I wish I could just write my scenes out of order, that would make my process much easier and probably faster, but since I'm constantly coming up with things on the go and don't really like having to decide early what I still have to write, I don't really like doing things out of order. This sadly leads me to sometimes being stuck tho, so that's why writing always takes a while for me.

What I do, however, is going back and putting in more details. While I need to write things from start to finish, I love editing and love putting in little touches. I really hate having a blank page, so I hate having to come up with the first sentence of a fic or the beginning. I stall and don't know what to do, so I'm feeling unsure and awkward. The same thing applies if I have a blank page in front of me. That's why I sometimes pre write my dialogue in one go for a scene, just so I have words I can jump between and don't have the dread of the great nothing holding me back.

Also because sometimes dialogue comes easier to me, so I like writing it down and coming up with replies on the go is much easier than anything else.

X: A character you enjoy making suffer.

Oh god... eh... I don't like making my blorbos suffer, I don't enjoy them being sad and I'm not a fan of unnecessary hurt... with what I'm writing in Intertwined, you might be convinced otherwise tho and somtimes I'm not too entirely convinced myself, ngl. But if by suffering, we mean crying, I do absolutely enjoy having Bojan cry (but mostly in a begging, shaking, sobbing way, less the actual real tears because he's sad), so yeah 😂😂😂

[alexx013]

Hey there, can I make a request for genshin impact?

So, a friend of mine slowly started to neglecting our friendship because they have someone who they're very close with and developed feelings for them. That's why we rarely talk anymore and every time I try to reach them, they say something like "oh sorry, I don't have time, I'm meeting (random name) soon". So it's pretty painful to watch this gap between us growing more and more and sadly, I can do nothing about it.

So my request would be, can you write this scenario but with the sumeru boys (tighnari, cyno, alhaitham, kaveh) noticing reader's situation and trying to comfort them? Something like "don't worry, I'm here for you and never going to leave you". I really need some comfort because this makes me so sad..

If you have a character limit, could you at least write for cyno and/or tighnari please? ;_;

Reader can be gender neutral but personally I prefer f!reader.

I hope this is okay for you and thank you ;_;

A/N: Hii there and thank you for the request. I'm so sorry that happened to you, it must have felt terrible. If you, or anyone else reading this post wanted to talk to someone, you can add me to friends on Genshin (it ain't much, but still is sth) . There will be a second part to this story.

My UID: 720520373

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TW: panic attack, bitchy friend

Slight spoilers in Alhaitham story!

Second person, f!reader

Characters: Alhaitam, Cyno

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Prequel

It was a sunny afternoon on a Thursday. Y/n just finished her lectures for the day and happily walked towards the main building of Akademiya, glad that school was over. The sun shone through the window illuminating the stony floor. Being a student of Rtawahist definetely wasn't easy, and even if Y/n didn't have any homework assigned for tommorow, she would still have to work a bit on some projects. But that could be done later, now was time for her tradition - a girls' afternoon with her best friend, Aisha. Y/n waited for her to finish her lectures, because she was from Haravatat and it always took her longer to get to the main hall. It's true that Aisha was busy a week ago, and two, but this time it'd be different... right?

Not so long after a tall girl with almond shade skin and black hair styled in a simple updo walked into the main hall, looking around as if she was searching for someone. It was Aisha, Y/n walked over to her with a bright smile appearing on her face but the closer she got, the more she saw that her best friend's smile started disappearing

- Hii Aisha

- Hi, do you know where F/n is? They also go to Rtawahist, and we're having a girls' night

- But.. those on Thursdays were our tradition

- Oh, um yea... Maybe we could do that next week.. or sometime

Aisha quickly walked away, but Y/n just stood there in shock. In this very moment her last bits of hope disappeared. Her mind was a mess, tons of different emotions and words she wanted to say this moment overlapping in a chaotic way. Her eyes burning like they were on fire even though tears started appearing in their corners, and her lips quivering unable to let out a proper sentence. All Y/n wanted to do was run away from this place, so she did. She sprinted out of the main hall before anyone noticed. Or so she thought

Alhaitham 📖

Y/N sat on a cold tile, under the bridge in the small library leading to the House of Daena. She tried to muffle any sounds coming out of her, so no one notices her, by covering her mouth with her hand. Tears falling out of her eyes were falling to the ground, and making a *plask* sound when they hit the tiles, but no student seemed to notice. They were hurrying to get back home, or to go to the library.

Y/n wanted to scream out of anger, but her voice got stuck, not allowing her to even say anything. Her throat hurt, like it was on fire but it looked like there wasn't any good solution to solving that. Focused on trying to make her voice work again, she didn't hear footsteps behind her.

- Y/n, why on earth are you sitting on the floor here

She looked up and saw a certain gray haired tall male, who also was your boyfriend. Y/n tried to reply, but only some rough shrieks came out of your mouth. He sighed and said:

- Get up, we're going to my office

Y/n silently followed the new Acting Grand Sage. When both of you got there he told you to sit on his old chair, back from when he was a Scribe, and went off somewhere. Not so long after he reappeared, putting a mug with a liquid inside along with a bowl of fruit. Y/n must have looked confused because he said:

- Zatyun Peach tea, will help with sore throat and a bowl of fruit. Eat, I'll continue with my work but you can talk if you want

Y/n took a sip, and then words started spilling out of her. And he listened, to every single one. When she finished, he looked her in the eyes and did something he rarely does, as he isn't really fond of making affectionate gestures - he put his hand on her cheek and stroked it with his thumb saying:

- You're enough

Y/n couldn't help it, out of shock and his sudden words tears started to reappear in her eyes. Alhaitham, considering the best option after a while moved closer gently trapping you in a light embrace.

Few hours later, as the sun started to fall behind the horizon, Y/n was comfortably sitting on her boyfriend's lap, reading a book while he filled out the papers laying on his bed. The room was filled in silence, except for her slight humming (which normally would annoy tf out of Haitham but it's you, he'll suffer through), yet no one wanted to change it.

It was perfect the way it was, just the two of you.

Cyno ⚖️

Usually Y/n took her sweet time walking the way to her home, talking with the vendors and adoring the newly planted Paradisah. But today was not like any other day, she sprinted towards the only place she considered a safe space right now. Tears were building in her eyes, slightly blurring her vision, but Y/n didn't wanna have a public meltdown so she focused on running.

Then Y/n's heaven on earth appeared: a small house with white walls, green roof, wooden framings and entrance door. She quickly searched for the keys, and found them in her back pocket. She inserted them into the key lock, as the heart locket keychain swished in the air from sudden movement.

When Y/n entered the four walls, closing the door behind her, she slided to the floor gripping her head. The tears stopped, along with the sadness but something else appeared. Her lungs felt like they were wrapped in barbed wire so taking even a tiny breath hurt like hell, her hands were shaking and could not be trusted with even the tiniest tasks as helping Y/n get up from the floor. Even if it was a space she knew well, it suddenly felt big. She felt like a mosquito: small, annoying and not important. Y/n crawled over to a grey couch and took off a blanket thrown over it, which then she covered yourself with. Y/n took another shaky breath and closed your eyes.

- Y/n... Y/n, wake up!

She slowly opened her eyelids, but upon the sudden attack on her vision by the sun shining right in her face, she closed them again scrunching her face in uncomfortability. Then Y/n felt a warm hand covering her eyes. She asked the owner of the hand over her eyes - her boyfriend Cyno:

- Did I forget to lock the doors? How did you get in?

He left out a chuckle and she could hear his soft voice saying:

- You gave me the keys a month ago, I let myself into your house after I saw you running out of the Akademiya in panic

When he saw her lips starting to quiver again he added:

- Take deep breaths Y/n, slowly

He rubbed Y/n's back as she complied to his request: a deep breath in, hold for 3 seconds, and then out. And it helped, a bit but still something. When he saw her slightly calm down he moved onto the couch, beckoning for her to do the same. When Y/n joined him, comfortably leaning into him, he asked:

- Who? Do I want me to serve them justice?

She shook her head, then nuzzling it into his neck. Y/n could feel his body getting hotter out of embarrassment, cute that even after half a year he still got affected by such small displays of affection.

- Just hold me - she answered

He pulled Y/n closer, his arm wrapped around her waist, his head on hers. Then, with a bright smile on his face (which she sadly couldn't see, bc her face was still in the crook of his neck) he asked

- Do you wanna hear some jokes?

Y/n simply hummed in approval, and she heard his breathing as gears in his brain worked trying to come up with some good ones

- Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth... Then it's a soap opera

Y/n lightly chuckled as he told her more and more of his jokes. Some were funny, some were not, but it's the thought that counts.

Soon the sun was down, and you still were sitting entangled one into another.

Simply his presence was enough.

[soufflex]

I finished watching season 1 of SRMTHFG!

I have finished watching the 14 episodes (Including episode 1 of season 2) and OH MY GOD I absolutely fell in love with the show! The characters, the plot and the animation is just epic! I am looking forward to start season 2 as soon as possible :).

 I was initially slightly confused with how episode 1 started, as it didn’t really feel like a first episode (I thought the episodes were misarranged). But after a few more episodes it made more sense and I’m actually pretty satisfied about how the story started! The whole of season 1 is mostly separate stories each episode, missions to save Shuggazoom from the skeleton king, and it’s a pretty repetitive structure but adding more context on each of the main characters. I think the purpose is for the audience to familiarize and get to know more about them, before adding more plot. You can also eventually see the bonds between the team and how they care for each other as a ‘family’, which is really sweet :D.

We got some backstory in episode 6 about mandarin! It was pretty interesting because Mandarin didn’t really feel like a ‘bad guy’, and I kind of feel sorry for him. Being exiled by his siblings like, he was in the wrong but they didn’t have to do such an extreme act! If I were him I would’ve turned evil too!

Episode 7 – I love how when the skeleton king shows an image of Chiro captured, he looked so much more vulnerable and cuter than usual which I think indicates how the monkeys see him as a little child/little brother :,D. Must protect the boy! (HAHA the fact that they all looked so sad after and was just standing to be captured, this made me crackle)

Episode 10 – Gyrus Krinkle! What did he do! he just wanted to do ear piloting… I would be pretty heartbroken if they ignored me like that too so… I feel you bro. :(

I guess I was watching the episodes from 12-season 2 when I was young because I was kind of familiar with the scenes there. The season ends with Chiro discovering his power and realized he was the ‘chosen one’! I hope there will be more context about this power, as we don’t know much about it having it just being introduced. You get the whole battle against the evil boss, and defeated him. I’m pretty much convinced he wasn’t dead because the whole plot of season one was fighting against Skeleton king's minions, and it would be weird for 3 seasons to continue without him. We’ll see :D! I guess it would be like he’s just a part of a greater evil or sth, like a small boss!

The show is so great that there is only 1 thing that I think can be changed: Chiro shouldn’t rely on his monkeys too much. It’s not like it affects my interest in the show as I like the characters a lot (especially Antauri and Nova), but you can pretty much predict what will happen. There seemed to be a chance for improvement for the last 2 episodes, Chiro was independent while fighting Mandarin but he couldn’t succeed without Antauri’s message. And he was with Gibson in episode 1 of season 2 when saving the other monkeys. They’re still fine, though the only scene that I felt was less satisfying for me was when battling the skeleton king. The monkeys came out of nowhere and helped Chiro at the end except for him doing the final blow. I get the whole ‘team-assemble’ thing in the final episode but the battle between 2 leaders was in such a climax, it felt slightly weird having it interrupted. I hope it will be changed in the future as he had the power primate and can defeat stronger enemies on his own now! But that’s just a mere suggestion from me only and I still love the show the way it is now!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING THE WHOLE THING AHHHH (Won't mind if you didn't I like yapping too much)! I have so much more that I want to yap about but this is already too long LOL!!! I’m so excited for season 2 and Imma immediately start watching this because I CANNOT WAIT :D!

(I'll be posting season 2 real soon cuz it's the start of holiday and I have so much timeeee)

[skarsgardsnark]

The Crow and BKW took our boy's confidence away. He is not confident cause he doesn't believe in himself like before IN MY OPINION. He knew himself that those movies aren't going to do well but he wanted to take the risk and challenge! BKW was a complete bullshit but it was a good start for his action career but I might add that The Crow hate was so forced! The movie was OK. But some people shredded it to different parts lol. For example the opera scene was just perfect! I loved it! And I really loved Eric's design! ( hey psst Bill should take notes and apply some tattoos on his veiny sexy armssssss and handssss and neck. UFF )

But I'm happy that both movies found their own audiences!

But I don't think Bill and Lily will work together soon. They have different opinions about movies! Lily said she wants to do a musical next, but Bill is sick to do a kitchen sink drama, romcom, or a dark comedy. They have different mindsets, and I doubt we will see them in a movie or a show this soon! Unless they both do sth like a dark musical romance, maybe. Well, Bill got the kitchen sink drama with Dead Man's Wire and the dark comedy with Lords Of War! Now all he needs is a romcom and a si-fi to complete his collection! I love seeing Bill in a movie full of robots and him fighting for the world but he's half robot and half human orbejwhwoehd that'd be so sexy. Why always monsters? Be a robot once! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

I don't think it had anything to do with BKW or TC. In 2020 we had the pandemic and he filmed Clark, 2021 he filmed BAML and then John Wick, 2022 he filmed BKW then TC, 2023 he filmed Nosferatu and that's about it. Even though he traveled outside for work he mainly stayed in Sweden and didn't really had anything to do with Hollywood. This is what I mean when I have said in the past that it felt like his career had stalled. It wasn't until this year when he started doing interviews again that weren't just for Sweden. I think being "out" of the game for a while made him nervous about being back in the spotlight if you know what I mean. But I'm glad he finished off the year strong with Nosferatu. And yes TC hate was forced mainly due to Brandon Lee's death.

True, the closest thing we have to seeing them work together again is if Eggers casts them both in his next project but who knows. I would love to see Bill in a sci-fi, preferably something in space 😁.

[whoregaylorenzo]

do we have any idea what happened between mavio? oh fellow mavio lover please tell me you have an idea 🥺

oh bestie....*pats seat next to me* we're really in it now aren't we..😭😭

okay there's definitely better ppl to ask this since I've only been here for a few months but I'll tell you what I think I know

disclaimer: a lot of the gaps of my knowledge (so a lot) are filled in with dramatic exaggerations and my own headcanons so don't take it too seriously

1. maverick comes into motogp with one championship under his belt (moto3) and a third place in moto2, from what I've gathered he'd been seen as one of the real next talents, I'm not 100% sure of the timeline but I know I've heard vale mention him as well as marc as someone who could be quick/has a lot of talent

2. he starts off at suzuki (with aleix), gets some good results even a win and a couple podiums and after two years moves to yamaha in 2017 after coming 4th in the championship im 2016

3. he fucking wins his first two races with yamaha, talk about an entry to a team. oh and his teammate was valentino rossi. enough said.

4. mav having a grand time at yamaha, finishing 3rd and 4th and 3rd again (2017,18,19) in the championship. then shit starts going downwards.

5. in 2019, fabio arrives on the motogp stage with the petronas yamaha. he has an amazing first season, getting like 7 podiums and finishing 5th overall.

6. 2020 (ooh getting spicy) so there's a lot of very friendly interactions between mav and fabio from this time, it really seems like they were good buddies, n then preparing to be teammates in 2021, being excited about it!! looking at results tho - even though fabio only finished 8th that year, he won three races, meanwhile mav got one win plus two second places - both behind fabio...

7. so going into 2021 the situation is basically - fabio, boy wonder replacing motogp legend and maverick - not quite being able to fulfill the potential ppl said he had, getting this new teammate, a fast young guy - [threatening music starts playing]

7. and then the season starts off not too bad for mav with a win but after that - forget it. mav getting worse, fab winning and winning and winning. mav starts thinking yamaha have clearly moved on from him and are backing fabio, casting him aside a bit (in his perception, I can't really speak on what really happened I simply wasn't present in the fandom and I've not dove that deep yet), and then ofc it culminates in the whole debacle with mav just having enough of the frustration and doing sth rash, leading to the yamaha fallout and him leaving the team - well being fired really - and going to aprilia

8. as far as I know, it wasn't this alone that broke mavio? I think fabio said sth to the effect of he doesn't really care about mav leaving the team, and then there's a mav quote I think of him saying he's surprised to hear that from fabio

9. and then ofc there's fabio on that podcast this year answering the question "who's the rider you have the worst relationship with" with maverick.

IN CONCLUSION I think a culmination of fabio riding high on success, mav spiraling and lashing out, all that lead to the sorta icy relationship they have now....*sob*

anyway at the bottom of this I gotta add these tags from vic @distinguishedfifty to lighten the mood bc I simply love them uwkfjfkd

if any motogp mutuals have more to add here or maybe wanna correct me on things pls feel free!!

[yujeong]

VegasPete and Childhood's End: a deranged attempt at connecting two completely unrelated things

Hello there, fellow VP enthusiasts. This post here is my remaining 2 braincells trying to come up with ways the silly, little book known as Childhood's End by Arthur C. Clarke and the silly, little couple known as VegasPete are connected, and how the show chose this book for Vegas to be reading in episode 11 for reasons beyond its title. I swear it's true, I asked Pond, he told me about it, trust me. I said in the tags of this post that I have started reading the book because I have a fic idea I wanted to write (which will happen next year now, after I finish the book), and after I shared my observations on the kindergarten mafia server, I thought to myself why not make a Tumblr post too? So, here I am. I would like to clarify that I will be spoiling major parts of the book, obviously, so anyone who doesn't want to get spoiled, don't read this post and the ones after it. Also, this is the version of the book I bought like 5 days ago from a well-known bookshop at the center of Athens, which sells English books too, bless them. Just so you know what my source is. (Unfortunately, getting the version Vegas was reading might be difficult - if not impossible - in Greece to find, because I believe it's one of the first editions? I'm not sure. Nevertheless, I have the book in my hands, which is what counts.) If I make any mistakes in regards to the information I'll provide about the book, the story and the characters, I apologize in advance. It'll probably be me not being careful enough while reading it and missing sth. So, without any further delay, here we go:

The basic premise of the book is a concept that's become cliche in the recent years: aliens called the Overlords have taken over the Earth, bringing prosperity to it but leaving humans with having no actual freedom in their choices. So, reading up to page 34, we learn that there's a specific Overlord called Karellen who's responsible for ruling the Earth, and we also get introduced to Stormgren who's the intermediary between Karellen and the human race, with the title of "Secretary". At first, I had made the connection of Vegas being Stormgren and Karellen (or the Overlords in general) being Gun, because Stormgren trusts Karellen with ruling the human race, just as Vegas idolizes his father who can totally bring prosperity to the family and make it better by force (an important element since the Overlords just came and declared themselves the rulers of the planet and took over). Also, there's an element of secrecy with Karellen, because it's been 5 years since he arrived on Earth but no one, not even Stormgren, knows what he looks like. This causes Stormgren to be a bit suspicious of Karellen, which he rarely shows and tries to push the feeling down when it resurfaces. In the same way, I thought this could connect to Gun who's hiding stuff from Vegas - Porsche anyone? - which Vegas will start having thoughts about post ep 11. All of that is fine and good, BUT I wouldn't be a Pete girlie if I didn't try to include my boy in this. I think all of the above I mentioned is more about Pete than Vegas. And, judging by how obsessed Vegas became with Pete post ep 10 - after their masks fell off and he saw who Pete truly was - I am confident in my belief that Vegas reading Childhood's End would think of Pete, not himself (sth he already does at this point but you get what I'm saying). SO, Stormgren is actually Pete, who follows Karellen's words almost blindly, and almost is an important word here because in the book, he does argue back about things and is vocal about his opinions, even if Karellen smartly turns them down. Karellen is generally very softly spoken, polite and very human like in the way he talks, so in my opinion he resembles Korn way more than Gun. There's also a character who calls Stormgren out on his blind faith in Karellen, and if this isn't Vegas telling Pete that "there's no such thing as honesty", I don't know what it is. Now, for the fun part: Stormgren gets kidnapped by a group of humans who want the Overlords to leave and not only is the dude semi-casual about it on the surface while keeping his panic under wraps, in the end his captors, after explaining how they got him and what their plan is, throw a pack of cards at him and ask him to play poker with him, which causes Stormgren to laugh like he hasn't laughed in years. I'm just imagining Vegas reading this and shaking his head, putting on his clown shoes, thinking: these guys are so stupid, encouraging their captive be this nonchalant around them, I would never.

[jinxtoyerekko]

Bottom!Jonathan x switch!fem!reader x top!Argyle

Minors DNI, 18+

Small less important warning, THIS IS SM LONGER THAN I WANTED IT TO BE so careful. Reading this might take a while.

!!Not proof read!!

Warning: threesome, sex, use of toys, bottom/sub Jonathan, top/Dom Argyle, switch reader, praise, pet names, degradation, bratty reader, obedient Jonathan, orgasm denial, overstim (later on), hand job, blow job and more BDSM related things

If I forgot sth, do let me know

Summary: One moment Reader was trying to get her boyfriends to study, and the next, she was on top of Jonathan and under Argyle.

Feel free to request:

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"But you have to study! Especially you, Argyle. You never study.", you said angrily as you sat down on the floor of Argyles van while glaring at the two.

Jonathan sighed and let his head down. "But why do I have to study too? I always get good grades."

You looked at him and crossed your arms. "What was your last chemistry grade?", you asked, and the silence that followed said more than a thousand words.

"Thought so, now get to it, boys. If you hurry and do everything well, you'll get a reward." Once you had finished speaking, the two immediately got to studying, since 'a reward' was usually something that involved loads of heavy breathing and all three pf you being naked.

You left the two alone to get some drinks and snacks before going to make a joint for all three of you. The first thing the two got from you were the drinks, which you filled up now and then.

An hour after you started this, you brought them the snacks. To your surprise, they'd both actually gotten quite well. You were more shocked by Argyle though.

You knew that Jonathan was the kind of student to get an A+ at 99.9% of his tests, but Argyle really wasn't the best of the best. He usually did the very least and stuck to getting Cs and Ds.

Which basically meant Jonathan would've made this either way, but Argyle was absolutely doing the hardest he could, which made you quite happy and proud.

As expected, Jonathan finished first, so you checked his work, feeling all happy and proud since he did very well. All his answers were almost perfect. "Good job, Jonathan."

You turned to him and placed a soft kiss on his jaw. "Good boy~" He hummed and melted against you, his hands wrapping around your waist lightly.

His hand slid down to lightly caress your clothes thigh, though you were wearing stockings so he couldn't feel very much. You smiled and took his hand in yours as his lips moved along your neck.

"Now now, Jonathan. We need to wait for Argyle. It'd be unfair otherwise.", you mumbled softly as you pat his head.

Jonathan whined softly as his face nuzzled against your shoulder lightly, to which you chuckled softly. "I know, baby. I know. But you want to be pleased properly, don't you."

He nodded lightly as he hummed, hugging you close to his chest before speaking. "I do... but you smell so good."

You sighed and turned to look at Jonathan, placing your thumb on his lips softly. "But you know what happens to impatient puppies, no?"

Jonathan fell silent for a moment before he nodded hesitantly. You smirked and looked at him. "What happens to impatient puppies?", you asked teasingly, which made him blush and mutter something under his breath.

You knew what he said but leaned in anyway. "What was that?"

Jonathan looked you in the eyes before replying with a shaky voice. "They get punished."

"That's right. Do you want to be punished?" By now, you were just teasing him, but he reacted to it immediately, which meant he shook his head softly.

"Words, puppy." You said as your hips grinned down against him. He whined once again as he held onto you. "I d-don't.", he whispered nervously.

You smirked as you heard a huff behind you, and your back felt warm from how hard Argyle was staring at the two of you.

Now this is the interesting part.

Argyle hated when you did anything without him, but usually, he could accept it. Except for anything sexual. If you two had sex without him, he hated it. Why?

Because he knew damn well that you would use it to tease him and joke about him not being part of the fun. And you loved it when he got angry about it and showed how much fun you were missing without him.

You turned to look at him with a small smile. "What's wrong? Aren't you supposed to be studying?"

Argyle scoffed and put his pen down just to stare at you some more. "Don't test your luck, princess."

'Good.', you thought to yourself. 'Still green light.'

You giggled and shook your head softly. "I'm not testing my luck, babe. I'm just asking. I mean, is something wrong?"

Argyle was usually calm. Very damn calm. When he was high, at least, but right now, he was the most sober he could possibly be.

And that put you at high risk. If he had his palm tree delight, he would just fuck you silly. But when he's sober, you'd either also be fucked silly or end up not fucked at all for several days.

But you were willing to take that risk.

"Ask again, and you'll be in trouble, dear."

'Yellow light.', you thought to yourself. 'One more, and I got him where I want him.'

A giggle escaped you as you leaned onto Jonathan some more, forcefully rocking your hips against his, which made him moan.

You heard the snap of a pen and it falling to the floor. 'There we go.'

And now you had to be sure not to mess up. You could still be bratty, but you had to focus on not making him even more angry.

You chuckled and looked away from him to pay attention to Jonathan once more. Your hand slipped up his shirt and gently caressed the sensitive flesh of his nipple through the fabric of his shirt.

He squirmed and leaned back lightly, not caring that you were on the floor and about it being slightly dirty. Your movements halted when you felt a big hand on your back, which slipped under the spaghetti top you were wearing.

"You wouldn't start without me, would you?", Argyle asked, which sent hard shivers through your body. His voice was low and harsh as he grabbed your side so hard that his nails dug into your skin.

Immediately, your hand left Jonathan so you could listen to Argyles commands. And you didn't have to wait long.

"Why don't you get on top of him properly, like you imagine doing when we're not around, hm?"

Your heart skipped a beat as you nodded softly and sat on Jonathans hip bone, being careful not to put your full weight on him.

But not even half a minute later, you felt a sharp stink on your thigh, which made you moan softly. Argyle spanked your thigh and leaned in to kiss your shoulder afterward as if he were apologizing. "That's not right, princess. Do it properly."

You swallowed softly as you let your hips sink down onto Jonathans. You could feel his erect cock against you which made your whole body grow goosebumps.

Argyles lips curled into a smirk, and you could feel it against your skin. Then he said the words that always made you wet in no time. "Good girl."

"Now why don't you ride him for a little?"

You obeyed without questions as you began to rock your hips against Jonathans, stimulating both of you fully. You were rubbing his cock and he was rubbing against your clit. It made you shiver nervously.

"Good girl."

Argyles hand moved from your thighs up your waist and up to your clothed breasts. A moan escaped you as he squeezed your chest not so gently. "F-Fuck~"

Your hands held onto Jonathan tightly as you continued to rock your hips against his and leaned in to kiss him. Before your lips could touch, Argyle pulled you back against him. "Oh no, princess. That's a no-no. Only I can touch you for now."

Your throat went dry with excitement as you leaned back against Argyle but kept your wet pussy against Jonathan.

You were so ready for both of them, it killed you.

"You wanna cum, puppy?", Argyle asked Jonathan, who nodded softly. Argyle then kissed your neck and smirked. "You heard that, princess? Use your hand to make him cum. Only your hand."

You nodded softly and moved back against Argyle some more so you could open Jonathans pants. You made your own hands wet and slippery before slowly moving them to Jonathans cock.

At first, you only rubbed the base with the palm of your hand, but shortly after, you wrapped your hand around it fully and played with the tip by circling your thumb on it or pushed against it with two fingers.

Jonathan shivered under you before his head fell, and his back arched upwards since he couldn't exactly buck his hips towards your hand. It was sheer torture for both of you.

Jonathans chest was heaving when you started to pick up your pace, his legs trembling with pleasure and his mouth having no time to close when one moan after the other rolled off his tongue.

"Shit- Shit! I'm gonna cum! Gonna cum!", Jonathan yelled out as his hips bucked up as far as they could with you on his legs.

Without further commentary, he came on his own belly with a guttural moan, his eyes closing as his back met the floor again, and his body relaxed from a hollow back into a straight form.

Argyle smiled and rubbed Jonathans hips lightly. "Good boy. Was that good?"

To this, Jonathan nodded quickly as he looked up at the two of you. He reached up to touch your hips lightly. "Wanna... suck..."

A hum escaped the male behind you as he reached to pull off your shirt carefully. He then unclapped your bra for you and leaned forward to whisper into your ear.

"You heard him, no?"

You once again nodded softly, this time speaking up, though. "Yes, sir." You then leaned forward so Jonathan could reach your breasts, where he pulled your bra off and began to softly suck on one of them while squeezing and caressing the other.

Once your nipple was swollen and hard, he got busy with the other. Your legs trembled from how badly you wanted to cum.

"Sir, please... let me cum.", you panted as you let your head sink down. Argyle hummed and kissed your shoulder softly. "You wanna cum?"

You nodded quickly, a soft chuckle following only seconds later. "Then work for it, slut. You don't deserve to cum yet so work it to prove me wrong."

You let out a small whine before you turned to Argyle slowly. "H-How?"

Argyle gently pat your hips and leaned down to kiss you. "Stay here. And don't move."

You nodded, and once he stood up, you found yourself relaxing just slightly.

"Aren't you like, scared? You're so bratty to him...", Jonathan mumbled softly but you shook your head softly. "Not at all. I know just what buttons to press~"

You leaned down to kiss him softly and pay him some proper attention while Argyle wasn't around.

Once you heard him returning, you got back into position.

The moment Argyle came back into the room, you were slightly shocked at the objects he'd brought back. You were convinced you never mentioned you had them. At least some of them.

The first two were pretty basic since it'd be weird if you didn't have condoms and lube considering the high libido of not only yourself but also the other two.

What surprised you more was the blindfold that he was holding in hand with, which he walked up to you with and blindfolded Jonathan quietly.

You swallowed hard as you looked down at the blindfolded male. You want to use this to your advantage, but you had to be careful. Very careful.

Argyle took the last object, which was a strap on, and sat down beside you. He looked at you with an expecting stare glowing within his eyes.

You looked at him for a moment, eyed Jonathan, and pointed at the males' clothes, to which Argyle nodded softly.

You also gave a light nod and moved up to unbutton Jonathans shirt slowly. Once you saw enough skin, you leaned down to kiss the males chest as you slid the shirt off his shoulders.

Your lips grazed his skin softly until you reached his his nipples once again. Your teeth took over, pulling on the sensitive flesh of his skin, making the male squirm and whimper beneath you.

Your hands grabbed the males' hips as you began to suck on the spot you'd just bitten. Your hands slid down to his pants.

"Raise your hips, puppy.", you whispered, already forgetting Argyle sitting next to you.

Jonathan did as told and raised his hips, which allowed you to pull off his pants and boxers. You pulled both down to his ankels before you pulled them off of him completely.

You did it so slowly that it made him want to tell you to hurry up, but he didn't dare. Instead, he sunk back onto the floor, his hips already stuttering with how needy he was.

You yelped as you felt two slippery hands on you, looking at Argyle slowly to see him wrapping the strap on around you. You gulped softly and leaned a little closer to the darker male. "Is this really okay?"

"It's good, princess. Him and I spoke about it. We agreed that it'd be a good idea to just... not tell you yet."

You'd mentioned this idea to the two a few months ago and haven't spoken about it ever since, so this surprised you quite a lot. Your worries were eased when Argyle explained the situation to you.

You took a deep breath before nodding softly as your eyes wandered down to Jonatham again. Argyle kissed your shoulder slowly and let his hand travel to your chest once again, massaging your breasts not so lightly.

You bit your lower lip softly as you swallowed harshly. "Nhh~ So good to me~"

Argyle hummed as he kept fondling with your breasts softly. "You should prepare him while I get ready to join you two properly."

You took in a deep breath before nodding softly. You reached for the lube and placed it by your leg.

Then you spread Jonathans legs before raising them a little so you could have good access to his rear end.

As your hands tightly gripped onto his thighs, you leaned in to kiss his nose softly. "I'll prepare you now, puppy. Take deep breaths, okay?"

Jonathan nodded and swallowed just like you had earlier as he tried to keep himself relaxed. You moved back again and kissed his thighs before taking the lube in your hands and spreading a good amount all of them.

Your left hand spread the lube all over the strap on, while your right and gently rubbed over his tight ring of muscles. Your eyes closed as you focussed on just what you were feeling right now.

As your finger slid into the male abruptly, you were expecting a moan from Jonathan, but all you got was a choked up sound. You looked up just to see Jonathans mouth wide open and Argyles cock being deeply pushed into the males mouth.

Your own mouth watered at the sight since you wanted the same, but instead you focussed on pleasing Jonathan first.

Your finger carefully thrusted in and out of the male. After few minutes you added another slowly.

It didn't take long for Jonathan to be ready, so you lubed up the strap on once more before carefully pushing the tip against his anal sphincter and past it.

You didn't push all of it in yet, going bit by bit and always taking breaks in between, so Jonathan had time to get used to it.

"Fuck~ Fuck this is so good~", the smaller of the males moand out as he squirmed once again, his hand and lips still very much busy with Argyle.

You smirked lightly, and once the rubber cock was all the way inside, you moved your one hand to Jonathans thigh and the other onto his hips before you slowly began to thrust into him.

Slow and gentle, just as he was each time when he fucked you.

God, you wanted to touch yourself so bad. But if you did it, you wouldn't get to cum at all and you could absolutely not have that.

You leaned down, placing small kisses on Jonathans chest while thrusting into him slightly rougher. Your rough treatment forced some moans out of Jonathan, which made your core tingle even more than it already had before.

It didn't take long for Jonathan to hide his face away as his body started to tremble from how much pleasure he felt. This was also the point where his chant-like moans began.

"(Y/n)~ Agh~ Fuck~ So good~" And this was what he repeated for the next few minutes as you continued to thrust into him passionately. You reached for his hands after a while and removed them from his face just so your lips could meet in a sloppy kiss.

Your hand rested on his belly, giving it gentle caresses to make sure he was comfortable and felt safe enough.

Suddenly, Jonathan let out a guttural moan, which you could feel on your lips as you felt something wet on your hand.

You looked down to see another string of white on your wrist and palm before letting out a soft chuckle. "Well, someone enjoyed that."

That was when Argyle moved again to sit behind you. He kissed your neck while also spanking your ass roughly. "Good job, baby girl. Now it's your turn to feel some pleasure."

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When I tell you this took WAY TOO LONG I'm not even kidding

If enough ppl ask, I might make a part two where you also get your turn if yk what I mean xD

Anyways, thanks for reading this. It's the most difficult and longest one so far and god I'm thankful anyone is ready to read this 😂😂

[maochira]

OMOGMOFGMODMFGOMDFOGMDFOPGNASHFUIAHSGISR GOIMG TO THE POOL OR STH WITH KARASU AND ZANTETSU AND BAROU AND SHIDOU AND TSUYOSA AND US KADHFAKJSFALSKDAKLSJFLASKDALKJDFOIAWFJAEL WHO CAN GET DOWN THE SLIDE THE FASTEST MUAHAHAHHAHAHA (its me, its always me, i have a KILLER TECHNIQUE)

CLAIRE FUCK YOU FOR YOUR IRL BLLK REQUESTS GETTING BETWEEN ME FINISHING MY OTHER REQUESTS jk please never stop these are a joy to write because I know they make you and me very happy and I would never say no to writing us into silly situations with our favs

-I'd take my ridiculous inflatable swan thing along (yes I own one irl)

-Shidou would constantly try to push us under the water. When he tries to do that to Barou, Barou would start to push Shidou under the water and then they start fighting. You and I cheer while Tsuyosa and Zantetsu attempt to separate them but it gets them pushed under the water instead

-Zantetsu would run with full speed and jump into the water

-if I'm not sitting on my swan thing I'm either on Zantetsu's or Barou's shoulders (although Barou would try to push me off the entire time)

-we'd call Barou babygirl the entire time. Cause you know, he looks extra babygirl with his hair down

-you get the idea for a sliding competition and Shidou is absolutely convinced he's going to win (spoiler: he doesn't)

-when you win against him, he picks you up in the water and throws you in as a revenge

-Claire I know who you are and I know you'd try to pull down Karasu's pants half of the time but never succeed because he's quick to push you away or push you under the water. You never give up, tho

-we'd ask Barou to play mermaids with us but he'd tell us how childish it is

-I just know Shidou is constantly grabbing Tsuyosa's ass

-the boys looking out for people who could be staring at us in a weird way the entire time (shoutout to them for being the real ones fr fr)

-we also fight a lot about who gets to sit on the swan thing (most of the time it's me or Karasu)

-you guys would go into the deep water the entire time and bully Tsuyosa and me for not being able to stand there (we're tiny)

-in between swimming we'd take a long break to eat food we brought like sandwiches

-Tsuyosa probably falls asleep on his towel during that break so Shidou lies down with him to cuddle (it's very cute)

-when you see that you ask Karasu to do the same with you but he's feeling too energetic to lie down right now so instead he picks you up on his back and runs around with you

-he's barefoot and steps on a weird stick which hurts a little but we just laugh at him for it

[wooziorgans]

Hey hey 😄 how many asks do you have in your inbox? Sth interesting we should look forward to? 😏

i currently have 19 things in my inbox. and I also have 5 things in my drafts that are wips 😭 some of them are requests,,,, others are just things I’m working on like moon song pt 2 (which now has a title)

ive started writing my first day of kinktober n ohhh boy. oh boy.

i did get another hoonie n male reader ask abt simp hoonie working in a comic book store n getting tattoos/piercings from reader who works at the shop next door as a tattoo artist and it’s actually just been consuming my brain but w how busy im gonna be all of October trying to keep up w kinktober,,,, i think ill make it into a little Christmas au,,, or at least set it during the winter.

i have a whole bunch of gym sex requests (aka two but that’s still a lot). make up sex,,,, beach house sex (this one might get incorporated into my kinktober event.

i think honestly the best way for me to tackle my inbox is to incorporate things into kinktober when and wherever i can bcs there’s just sooo many😭

this isn’t even covering the other things i have in my google docs rn. i have a half finished regency au,, a single dad au that i wanted to make into a series. lord have mercy HELP me😭

[otsukare-katsukare]

god i know it's been said a million times and nobody needs reminding. but what a fucking show takeover r evolution is start to finish. it's so good and every single little detail in it makes it better. bookended with kevin owens being the baddest bitch on this earth. contains four big matches that each ramp up in intensity and offer something different, namely:

aiden english throwing simon gotch out of harm's way to take the brunt of two flying luchadores. simon gotch looking like simba after getting saved by his father from the stampede.

finn balor causing a "MARKING OUT! MARKING OUT!" chant from his demon antics.

not a match but the look that sami and kevin share in the locker room, so understated and blink and you'll miss it, but oh my god. the tension. the quiet acknowledgement, the telepathic communication in that moment.

sasha and charlotte putting on an absolutely thrilling banger filled with some of the most unique and surprising counter sequences (charlotte's moonsault attempt segueing into a senton is something!!!)

sasha also being the baddest bitch on this earth with her mocking nature boy walk (hot) followed by licking her palm to slap charlotte (HOT)

also sasha being adorable and weirdly rootable for despite her being very heelish. whenever charlotte gets her on her shoulders and her eyes widen in terror real "hey im just a little guyyyy" shit

literally every single god damned thing that sami zayn and adrian neville do in the ring together. and the AUDIENCE. the way they sing for sami and he looks out at them, then back at neville and it's like you can see their energy powering him up like a battery.

the way he waits for neville to enter, sitting watching from the corner on the floor with this slightly sardonic smile, like he can't quite decide if he hates this guy now or if he can't help still loving him, he just knows he has to beat him, and he channels it into this tiny little passive aggressive finger wave to neville on the top rope

frankly the degree to which they are eyefucking right up into the start of the match. while corey remarks that adrian's been changing his gym schedule so he doesn't have to overlap with sami.

neville getting increasingly frantic and checking with the ref after every pin attempt, until he starts roaring and punching sami in that way you know is just going to fire him up and it DOES

the strangled cry of frustration from corey and the audience both when sami checks on the ref after he gets hit in the head by neville (STOP YOU KIND HEARTED FOOL). and conversely the desperate screams of NO when he even looks in the direction of the title and they realise what he's considering.

kevin enters the ring to hug sami and bleed all over his shoulder and sami kisses his head twice, and even after everything with neville being sami's on screen bestie it's immediately clear even with no context that these two have something deeper. when they're reuinited it's like watching sami come home.

tyler breeze is in the crowd of wrestlers congratulating sami. and he's blue steeling which means he's in character doing that, it's canon that tyler breeze was happy for sami and came out to congratulate him. i need to sit down

sami does a little dad dance on the top turnbuckle after his big celebration it's really fucking cute. he does a thousand cute things in this show that's just one example.

oh and something that happened at the end i can't remember the details, sth with kevin and sami. it was pretty cool iirc