#you sound so dope

[dkettchen]

Brennan: in the mountains of Luxembourg

me, from Luxembourg: *gets jumpscared*

me: mf we ain't got mountains in Luxembourg

[rolandkaros]

reason #3299874 why i hate tennis twitter: i hate how idealistic it feels to say “omg we’re ALL sort of right.” like there should be a substantial middle ground here somewhere and instead it always feels like im being weirdly diplomatic. people are spreading misinformation about how drugs and drug tests work. people are ignoring the very real and EXPERT opinions that were used in the process of ruling. people are pretending to be oblivious to why players might find the whole scenario upsetting anyway. people are projecting their paranoia about doping onto a case where it isn’t applicable. people are using completely impermissible evidence to prove why he obviously did or didn’t dope. nick kyrgios is an idiot. and we’re going in circles and have gotten no where and at the end of the day whatever YOU say will not change the fact that he did in fact get two positive doping tests AND the experts supported a conclusion of no fault no negligence. so where does that leave us.

[mvffinhamster]

something something about that a flock of crows are called a murder of crows actually

something about a murder of crows ready to murder the federation to free philza

something about philza being the angel of death, the leader of crows, also ready to murder the feds

something about phil being freed by the huge murder of crows, committing war crimes for their dad

[pastafossa]

Pastaaaaa I hope you and your family feel better soon!🥺💕 Thank god Cato is bringing you socks, 100% the best cure😂

Btw what happened to the beeping smoke detector?

Thank you. 😭 It's been absolute hell and we feel like the walking dead, but at least no hospital so that's a plus, and there's small improvements every day even if I'm going slowest. I suspect those improvements are due to the socks, without them I'd be dead. 😆

As for the beep, hilariously (but not really), if you turn the volume all the way up on the Cato Delivering Socks video, at exactly the one second mark you can hear the dreaded hellish Beep from the detector, despite the vid being filmed from the first floor and the beep being in the attic (3rd floor). So it has continued to beep. Ironically, I've been so sick that I've slept through it easier as long as I had ear plugs in and remained drugged to the gills with cold medicine. That won't last once I'm feeling better but at this point I'll take it.

[bloggingboutburgers]

just thought i’d share some positivity and say that i ordered my first aroace pride flag yesterday!! this is my first pride month being aroace and i’m very excited about it!!

Oh hell yeah!! You rock that aroace flag and make sure to stay safe èwé I hope you have a great one!

[psykoz]

arcade gannon im in love with you

[akkivee]

hitoya grumbling over this nirvana (nirvanish excuse me lmao) knock off tee means he’s a nirvana fan and that marks three people who likes nirvana in this franchise:

hitoya

kuukou (his official perfume is titled nevermind like their album lol)

ichiro (similar to hitoya’s fake tee shirt, ichiro has an over the shoulder fanny pack with a copyright neutral nirvana patch on it in chapter 5 of the bbmtc manga lmao)

[are-we-really-doing-this]

My First (Complete) Entry into the ✨Nu Metal Dress Up✨ Series!!!

This week’s theme: Casual Fem!Fred Durst 💕

Definitely something she’d show up in to a red carpet circa 1999, rolling with the rest of the band, goofing off, not giving a fuck, collecting awards, clowning on the Backstreet Boys, y’know…queen shit. Might do a whole outfit subseries for all of fem!LB, this is SO fun and I have so many more ideas hehe.

What say y’all?

[citrine-elephant]

someone asks, "what's in your pants?"

✦ optional leon s kennedy responses that are probably canon compliant ✦

-back off buddy, they're mine -you want 'em off, huh? take me out to dinner first, then we'll talk. -uhhh...? i am...? -shit, where is it? shit, fuck, whERE IS IT- -some gum, why? helena, please don't tell me we're going spelunking again-

[storfulsten]

oooh my gloomybear corpse collab shirt arrived today aaand a new corpse song dropped fuck yeah today was a good day <3

[infizero]

oh yeah i finally watched season 2 of sonic prime today

[timewontwait]

listening to this cover of elastic heart and just...

[alciavikkander]

shin hye sun coming back to me this year in a new drama?? already exactly what i needed to hear to make 2023 great

[angelamontoo]

Yknow something else I like about I'll give a million is how realistic all of the slaps, wacks and other violent impacts look in it, especially compared to hits in other films from around the time

It helps that its a very fast paced film, but even slowed down you can see how well Peter Lorre reacts in real time whenever someone strikes Louie

[oodlenoodleroodle]

The Hastings Center had an event last week titled “Genetic Advantages in Sports: When Do They Count As ‘Doping’?” and I didn’t watch it but it seems that in the way the world is rn it counts as doping if you are a Black woman like Caster Semenya and doesn’t count as doping if you are a white man like Michael Phelps.

[kaelmcdonald]

I mean this is basically the same as how aro/ace folks can write some of the steamiest romance you've ever laid eyes on. The idea of a thing can be much more enticing than the reality of a thing.

this is the funniest possible answer ryoko kui could have given to this question