#you promise?

[lookninjas]

I mean...

[thecouncilarchive]

Everyone shut up right now

[sad-manga-problems]

[codecicle]

youre like the jesus christ of bathrooms and rpf

[minophus]

Bro imagine this... Sisyphus king of lust and Minos king of greed...

hdjsjfjsjjfjjwjrjjwe (me getting such a huge boner that the tent of it rubs all over my keyboard)

[wolf-tail]

Medical Websites: We must warn you, a potential side effect of OCD medication is *terrified whispers* weight gain!😰😰😰

Me:

[calcified--heart]

@misanthropicvampire i love you

[lord-shitbox]

top surgery date has been set. for. 2 weeks before ais's birthday

[abimee]

however literally any and all art of a knight showing affection to a lady is always ruyanchefant. always. ruyan is the valiant lady of high standing who should not be touched by such low hands and chefant is the knight enacting chivalry in his love that he knows he cannot act upon

[non-fantasy]

;;;:) same anon but i went back and yea it looks like everything was fixed. though if i remember right they never took out hiyori blushing i dont think, they have have it translated as her face being red or hot but i dont know about pronouns though ;-; i pmed them before and they said they are still self teaching so its a learning process

anon i realize now that you said that everything was fixed and that's a relief. but also i went insane and opened my copy of heroine training plan and found all the passages i was looking for from memory so i am just going to tell you about them regardless of whether or not they are related to the topic.

after hiyori is rejected by asuka, yujiro comforts her and the highlighted line is specifically showing that yujiro's voice is gentler than usual while he's wiping away her tears.

hiyori thinks that she's weak to yujiro's smile and she specifically gets the kyun sound effect????

again!!! she's going dokyun at yujiro's teasing smile!!!

hiyori why are you FUCKING BLUSHING at this. hiyori. hiyori!!!!!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[fly-chicken]

A Pragmatic and surprisingly comforting perspective about the Trump 2nd Presidency from the ACLU

***Apologies if this is how you found out the 2024 election results***

Blacked out part is my name.

I’m not going to let this make me give up. It’s disheartening, and today I will wallow, probably tomorrow too

AND

I will continue to do my part in my community to spread the activism and promote change for the world I want to live in. I want to change the world AND help with the dishes.

And I won’t let an orange pit stain be what stops me from trying to be better.

A link to donate to the ACLU if able and inclined. I know I am

[tag-your-pomegranates]

..

Phone sex..

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[a-sweeter-solarsystem]

take my hand for a moment

your objective from this point on is to survive

the election results are going to take a few days. The world is going to be very tense. I want you to take all the things you like to do to distract yourself and splurge on them. I want you to go eat your favroite foods and spend time with friends. I want you to do what you gotta do to make sure you can make it through the week.

There are people out there who want you to survive. There are people out there who are just as scared as you are.

We'll get through this. We will find a way