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saw some cool highly rendered fanart which is cool and fun but then the comments are like "sorry i ever thought about drawing" "sorry i ever touched a pen đ" like hello???? buddy the joy of creation is within all of us?? maybe you're not at a point where you can render each individual eyelash on a character but that doesn't mean you're a disgrace to art??
#im just.. hello? is this a twitter thing are yall okay man??#idunno i might just be built different but i try not to let myself be jealous of other people's art!!! i take it as inspiration!!!#âdamn i wanna draw like thatâ well the first start is trying!! observe what you enjoy about it and try to replicate it!! it wont be perfect#but theres never ever any shame in at least trying to do something new with your art#i dont know man!! screaming why are you people putting yourselves down so hard!!!!!#jem.txt
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when i was in highschool one o my biggest coping mechanisms was drawing all the kids i hated getting killed and eaten and killed. and well. time is a slowly ascending spiral. you will find patterns.(i work as a blackjack dealer. gamblers are FASCINATING
#cw blood#luckys original content#ITS SMALL BUT ITS ART SO IT GOES ON THE ART BLOG#also wwaooooww its meee its my lil persona!!! i dont draw myself enough....#anyway i have bigger things in the works. im slowly but surely chipping away at a pd thumbnail for that pd thumbnail project#FINALLY COLORING. BUT COLORING IS SO HARD AND I HAVNT BEEN IN THE COLORING MOOD#SO IVE JUST BEEN MAKING RLY DUMB COMICS INSTEAD... OOPS..#idk if anything finished n polished will be posted here anytime soon. BUT i post wips of everything on my twitter#and i post jrwi exclusive wips on my slucky blog. you may look at those if u have Truck Art Wishdrawls. as many do. as many do#THIS BLACKJACK JOB IS RLY AWESOME BTW DONT GET ME WRONG#i work three 12-hour days ina row. i gotta take an hourlong bus up to the depths o the mountains and then#i get to stay in this delightful lil hotel that was built in an ooold hospital. its a whole casino town. and an OLD one at that#ITS GORGEOUS HERE. last week my bus home was delayed for 2 hours#so i finally got the chance to head to other casinos and try drinkin n gambling. lost ten bucks to a pretty girl. NOT the first time#i rlly wanna try it again!!! i love interracting w ppl and i love being inebriated in public bc im just so sweet and pleasant and friendly#and pretty girls LLOOOOVEE MEEEEE i think i just need to go to gay bars more#but theres fucking NONE HERE. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im collectin comrade queers up here tho#we wanna make a Group but we just gotta come up witha name first. i need something weird and strange#yknow i remember being in highschool. and being miserable n unmedicated. my mommas ultimatum was that;#if i dont drop out of highschool; i dont need to move out. she probably wouldntve kicked me out anyway bc my mommas sweet like that but#she REALLY wanted me to graduate. and i remember dreading that i might never do that#i remember feeling like the Resident Idiot. sweet but so so fucking dumb. it took me 7 years of strife n stress before i finally graduated#i remember worrying back then that i might not ever be able to handle myself out there. that i'd be too dependant on others#AND HERE I AM. DID U KNOW I WAS LOOKIN AT HOUSES A WHILE AGO? IM AN ADULT AND IM WWINNINNNGGGGGGG#IM RUNNING OUTA ROOM BUT HERES MY ADVICE TO YOU. BC I KNOW UR FUCKING SCARED TOO. THE ONE THING THAT SAVED ME.#THAT KEPT ME FROM SINKING INTO DESPAIR IS REMEMBERING ONE THING: ITS LITERALLY JUST LIKE VIDEO GAMES#MOST PPL YOU CAN JUST WALK UP TO N ASK A QUESTION N THEYLL ANSWER. THEYRE ALL NPCS THEYRE NOT REAL#LIKE IF U WALK INTO A BANK AND ASK HOW A DEBIT CARD WORKS THEY WILL HELP YOU#AND IF YOU THINK THEY HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES RELATING TO MONEY. YOU CAN ASK THE CUSTOMERS TOO. ITS JUST LIKE VIDEO GAMES#ANYWAY STAY SAFE KIDS HAVE FUNNNNN. IM GOING TO GO DO DRUGS NOW. HOPE U CAN DO DRUGS SOON TOO. I LOVE YOU
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iâm pretty surprised that you can be in a fandom without really checking the tags regularly for new content or discussions thatâs pretty impressive
ive got twitter for that and twitter has shown me enough as is
#snap chats#i dont even check twitter specifically for rgg its just that my algorithms been formed that way cause friends send me tweets#on the real though jvALEKJEKL ive always. how you say. played with dolls alone#so being alone online isnt hard or anything particularly 'impressive' to me its just how i roll#ive always lived in my head i guess- with my interests that is. its fun up there vlkeajkla#i still like to hear from other people of course but for the most part im happy with just myself im not all that pressed for others#i think its also just. i have. other interests? so i dont really think i want to look at One Particular Thing that day. at least for tumblr#i MIGHT just cause thats how the day goes but i dont think 'i feel like looking at rgg art today'#whatever i see I See and that'll be that yk i love a lot of things and think of a lot of things#evidently SOME things take a hold of me more than others- or ill wanna be more public bout it at least#but thats jsut cause i just feel SO MUCH for Whatever Thing It Is At The Time that i want to share it. so then i do jvlskjs#with that in mind can i really say im 'in' a fandom when i dont particularly interact with it LMAO#again always happy to do so but im like an estranged uncle if anything#come over once a year to drop gifts off then i leave. ill still respond to holiday cards though if theyre sent#also for discussions ill usually just talk to my brother about it since he'll usually be The Main Sponge for my rambling LOLOL#god's strongest soldier i promise i try to hold back but im afraid i feel my brain physically tickle my skull#my brother always has to watch in real time me be consumed by a piece of media. like its a symbiote its really funny#cause at this point we'll meet in the kitchen and ill start like 'you know whats really funny..'#and he'll just. 'ok so who's it about today' LIKE PLEAAAASSSEEE. anyways prepare for my ninth 90 minute lecture about This Character#i also have a friend that i talk about my interests with- not all the time but enough that im like. Yeah Im Good Talkin Bout This#like the dopamine in my brain is activated JUST enough when i get to have quick short convos bout it with her#honestly maybe i should use my blacklisted main and rb ALL of my sideblog posts there#just so the people following that can Also witness me be consumed in real time <- will not do this
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sb remind me to further discuss luoc.ha and also the luoc.ha and jin.g yuan parallels in hope they'll rerun the perfect timing lc with sun.day's
#â   ⥠  ⺠  jupiter  :  đ¨đ¨đ.#for now ... it might be the last working day of my holiday but now is the perfect opportunity to write!#this week has been so busy for a holiday - ive had plans every dayyy and not gotten back in until like 4pm at the latest.#but today ... today its 1pm and i am taking it easy <3#i was possessed by the urge to write last night so will continue that streak now. we'll hopefully get all i want to do done before bed toda#i just need it for luo.cha on my eu acc but also. its one of my fave fleeting glimmers. him pulling the umbrella down and AWAY from being#watched. he's relateable. i too would feel more embarrassed than his look of :/ at having to do it though.#i have a lot to discuss about luo.cha character wise. particularly after quick playing his sq on my NA acc#ill replay it on eu while paying more attention to whats spoken / revealed and get back to you all on that ...#ANYWAY I HOPE YOUVE ALL HAD A GOOD WEEK!! im not an al.ien sta.ge fan but seeing what happened on twitter i just wanna say. doomed narrativ#CALLS ME. but i have things to do before i call her back <3
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99% just my autism speaking here but something ive been noticing lately that im sorta kinda đś about is when ppl are like "I think you'll like this" but not bc they ACTUALLY think you'll like it, rather they just got into it and want you to also get into it so "I think you'll like this" is a nice personal hook. i love chill stuff as much as any other person ofc but given i don't divulge that EVER, what makes you think my berserk reading, made in abyss watching, drakengard playing ass would like YURU CAMP????
#gu6chan's musings#am i just taking the phrase too literally???? like i appreciate the thought but also.... what agitates me is the fact theres not any#when i say something among the lines of 'i think YOU'LL like this' or 'This made me think of you' like#its bc i think of THAT PERSON IN PARTICULAR or think THAT PERSON IN PARTICULAR would like it#again it's probably just autism brain taking figures of speech too literally but i HATE it bc it just makes me feel like#all the times i shared my interests meant nothinggggg typically i just ask 'neat; what makes you think ill like it?' and ppl start stumbling#and im like :(#whats rlly funny in this case is not only the fact i had only ever established my love of dark fantasy and mystery to this person#but they also flatout asked 'youre not really into modern media much are you' to which the answer was 'not much lol'#and i said the reasons i dont care for 'cute girls doing cute things' anime (re: k-on) is bc if i have the time to watch it then i at LEAST#wanna spend it watching a series that's???? not 'the point of it is to relax :)'??? i can sleep for that#anyways like 2 days later they said they said they think id REALLY like this new anime they've been watching lately and I was like 'oh?'#and it was yuru camp.... and internally i was like 'are you fucking kidding me' but on the outside i was like 'oh sweet what makes you think#id like it? id love some new media recommendations especially if they're newer shows bc ive been having SO MUCH TROUBLE trying to find#something interesting that isn't from 2008'#and they sent me a picture of the most generic anime girl ever and they're like 'it has really cute girls' and then i just wanted to kms#like.... this isn't bc you thought id like it; is it.....#wanted to die internally but i played it cool and was like 'oh no; i appreciate it thoughtfulness and all but i don't think this is for me'#also the time where someone recommended signalis to me and i was like 'oh?' and they were like 'YEAH its SO good the people who made it#were even INSPIRED off of Nier' KNOWING FULL WELL I DIDN'T LIKE IT AND THE AMOUNT MY ENTHUSIASM JUST DIED... i was like#'oh. well that will be a pass then' and they tried backpedaling like 'well it's not SUPER inspired; i didn't know you HATED nier :(' like#my past 15 posts on my twitter werent me realising that the game was absolute garbage and calling it the most regretful thing ive ever spent#money on during my attempted playthrough đ i was like 'thanks; but I'll pass' to which they then responded by promptly sending me#signalis memes i had absolutely no idea how to respond to WITHOUT making it seem like i was super annoyed so i was just kinda đś and didn't#reply and they were like 'sorry :(' and i was like 'haha it's okay! i just have absolutely no idea how to respond to this joke i dont#understand at ALL'#was probably one of the more awkward interactions ive ever had but genuinely speaking i was so INTERESTED until they brought up that it was#inspired by nier i literally psychically felt all the enthusiasm leaving my body from 'damn; i might actually have to look into this' to#'oh well that's a bullet dodged' did not trust the backtracking either....
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#periodical life updates#maybe when artfight is done i'll ask for avm art reqs; that seems fun. i wanna draw the colorful sticks#(<- has been mainly drawing the stickmin sticks for twitter)#wait i also mentioned i wanted to work on my selfship blog right? fck. and also my part for that map too.#jegus jace r.i.c.k.e.c. starlight youve got so many projects huh. well its good to write them down. ive got this thing i do where once i-#finish a big project i forget all other projects ive ever had. ''i was so caught up in the euphoria of not being busy with artfight anymore#''i forgot that my other projects existed!'' type beat. future jace check here when youre done artfight. you've also got a fic to write!!#and ecas to draw! you also wanted to do an oc sexyman tourney but you wanted to draw everyone portraits first so <3#stickmin comics (charles; randy; jegus we probably cant think of montana just yet) and also i still got the requests from there :'>#maybe a commission sheet. i might do kofi commissions they sound fun. real commissions stress me out hgkjh </3#infinite art project hell hfkjhf </3 didnt do much artfighting today due to dentist appointment. it was very unpleasant.#i need a lot of dental work done. i have to go back next week (RIGHT BEFORE SAHCON TOO LMAO) and i also gotta have my wisdom teeth removed#not then i think (hopefully i dont wanna be fcked up before sahcon :/) but eventually. ugh. mimserable.#my queue's running low again. im tired of filling it back up ough u-u#my new drawing tablet came in btw!! ive been drawing more comfortably again <3 gotta update my progress reports for artfight#ive been watching secret sleepover society though hjdfjkh they played a cute potion making game!! but i'll work on the spreadsheet now hdjk#okay done and posted! gonna take my dental meds and probably sleep or add more stuff to queue?#see ya! <33
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Freak On The Cam! - C.K.
Synopsis. Choso always loved watching you - his pretty lilâ camgĂrl - from behind the screen. Who knew heâd love being on-screen with you even more?
Pairing. Choso Kamo x Reader
Content. MDNI, fem! reader, camgĂrl! reader, spĂtting, Choso has rings and piercings, first times + loss of vĂrginity (Chosoâs), oral (fem receiving), exhĂbitionism, DOWN BAD Choso, cĂşmplay, use of âmaâamâ, Sukuna is a menace, vĂbrators, light jealousy (Chosoâs), some HEINOUS things, pet names, swearing.
Word count. 6.5k
A/N. Meant to post this last week but hehe here we are. Also Iâve GOT to stop using Unc-kuna so much lmao.
âWanna see a movie or do you wanna make one?â
Choso was screwed. Completely and utterly screwed. So badly, in fact, that he might as well just wipe off every trace of himself online and go into hiding - preferably forever.
All because he had been so stupidly careless as to leave his phone unattended for exactly 1 minute and 47 seconds around Sukuna.Â
In the time it took Choso to raid the kitchen for his favorite brand of cereal, his uncle had managed to open his Twitter (because âthatâs where all the juicy stuff isâ), stalk your pretty page at the very top of his last searched, and send a god-awful pick-up line that would probably get him blocked. Or worse.
Damnit, he knew he shouldnât have made his password Yujiâs birthday.
âYa should be thankful I didnât DM her myself, brat.â Sukuna chuckles, not even a shred of regret in his tone, way too amused with how Choso was frantically trying to tackle the phone out of his hands. âWhatâs the harm in asking? Such a pretty camgirl, nâ you look like you need some good pu-â
âSheâs also my classmate.â
âKinky. Even better.âÂ
No, not âeven betterâ. God, this must be some kind of cosmic joke, and Choso just wished the Earth would swallow him up whole right now - and maybe his phone along with it too.Â
It had taken him almost a whole semester to work up the courage to just sit next to you during your shared lecture. All gorgeous with your bright smiles, and your smart mouth. And Choso was very much content to admire you from afar - and from behind his phone screen, of course.
Never following, never liking. Never tipping you off as one of your hundreds of thousands of fans.
And now, not only had Sukuna revealed that heâd found your secret Twitter account - the one with those sinful little clips of yourself that had Choso opening the app way too much - heâd also propositioned you. Like some creep. Â
âUgh. This is why women hate you.â Still desperately grappling, he spits out more to himself than Sukuna at this point. âB-besides, sheâs never even gonna respond any-â
Ping!
And the Itadori household had never been quieter. Never, on a random Saturday during spring break. Never, as the two men crowd the phone, jaws dropped and staring wordlessly at the singular message on screen. You.Â
âLetâs make one ;)â
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âSo sânot a stream this time, jusâ a video. Is that okay?â You hum from your desk, glancing at the man seated on your bed as he hastily nods along with whatever you said. Looking like heâd rather be anywhere but here.Â
Weird.Â
It had only been a few days of back and forth since youâd gotten that first text - the one that youâd honestly thought about blocking like the thousands of others. But there was just something about it that made you stop, something that had you clicking on the profile to delve a little deeper.
It hit you like a semi-truck back then - five of them, in fact - that this was someone in your class. Someone you knew. How the hell did he even find this account?Â
You knew Choso as that sweet - albeit slightly gloomy - kid that sat next to you, always quick with his answers and even quicker to look away from your gaze, no matter how hard you tried to spark a conversation. Youâd just guessed he was afraid of you or something.
So nothing couldâve prepared you for how ridiculously attractive he looked in that profile picture, all smug grins and dark locks falling effortlessly around his slightly smudged eyeliner. Shirtless, giving just a peak of- oh god, were those nipple piercings? Â
Could you really be blamed? You just had to have him.
But, here - it was like he was just itching to run away at the first chance he got.Â
âYouâre not held at gunpoint, yâknow.â you giggle at how he startles at the mere sound of your voice. The mattress dips as you stop fiddling with the camera to sit next to him, thighs flush against his muscled ones. âAre you sure you want-â
âYes.âÂ
It seems that both of you were surprised by the abrupt response. Too quick. Choso clears his throat, cheeks flaring as he tries to dredge up some semblance of dignity, he drawls lightly. âI mean- Yes.â
You study him for a moment under the dim lighting, noting the way his hands clench and unclench in his lap, the way his chest rises and falls rapidly as he struggles to control his breathing. He was nervous. Nervous and horny - nothing quite like the suave impression his pick-up line gave off.Â
But so irresistible just the same.
âWellâŚCho.â you bat your lashes, voice dropping to a seductive whisper - not too heavy, for now at least. âThen why wonât you even look at me?â
Alas, Choso was not a strong man.Â
Maybe at your words, maybe at that playful little nickname you gave him, heâs finally raising those dark eyes to look at you. Twinkling with- fear? anticipation? A flicker of something so dangerous as his gaze sweeps greedily over that tight dress you put on just for this occasion.Â
Choso tries to ignore how sinfully it hugs all your curves. Or the way it would look a million times better on the floor.Â
This was absolute torture.Â
And God he thinks he could pass out right then and there as you lean in closer. Too close. The temperature in the room suddenly increasing by about 10 degrees as you purr, tone careful and balanced. âMuch better. And nowâŚâÂ
His breathing becomes heavier, eyes flickering downwards. Once. Twice.Â
And you know youâve got him in the palm of your hand.Â
â...all you gotta do is touch me.â
Yeah, if Choso thought he was going to pass out before then he definitely wasnât ready for those dangerous little words. Ones that have him shaken right to the core - fighting that urge to just take you how heâs imagined all those lonely nights.
âYou- huh?â he lets out a shaky laugh, the sound strained as he crosses his legs with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, desperately trying to will away the blood rushing straight to his throbbing cock right now.Â
But how could he? Not when you only shift closer, barely even a hairâs breadth between you two - relishing in his strangled gasp as your tits press so enticingly against his arm. Such an adorable pout playing on your lips as you mutter, âDo you not want to?â
And he did. Oh, how he did - has been imagining it for the past five months, in fact. And Choso lets you know, a little twenty times, actually, as the words spill panickedly from his lips.Â
â-idiot trying to set me up and Iâve been dreaming of fucking you for so long but Iâm just-â Heat rushes to Chosoâs cheeks, as he abruptly shuts the fuck up. But itâs too late - the damage has been done.
You give him a wry smile, lips mere inches from his ear. âJust what?â
His breath hitches, muscles rippling so deliciously as he shudders beneath your touch. âIâm a-â Choking out - as if it physically hurts to admit - â-virgin.â
Oh.Â
Now, you mightâve expected many things - but certainly not this. Though, looking at the cute flush on the tips of his ears, all the way down to those big, needy eyes, you donât mind. Not one bit.
With one, quick glance at the rolling camera - your mouth is moving before your mind. âDo you want me toâŚdo something about it?â
And then itâs like something snapped.Â
You donât know who leans in first, just that Chosoâs kissing you. And youâre kissing him - how could you not?Â
Because goddammit it was always those pretty lips that you were staring at whenever he was spouting off answers in class. You just never expected heâd be kissing you back with such an infectious desperation.Â
No sooner are you thinking about how sweet his lips are before heâs pulling away with a soft sigh, pressing hot open-mouthed kisses down your jaw. Your neck. Back to your lips like he wanted everything and anything.
You gasp licks a long, languid stripe up your neck - maybe at how utterly obscene it felt, maybe at that sharp cold feeling that makes you flinch. Fuck - a tongue piercing? The noise makes Chosoâs mouth drop into a quick oh! surging forward to claim your lips again. Addicted.Â
Only to be stopped by your hands cupping his face, letting out a pained grunt at how he was so close. Just a hairâs breadth away from your lips.
âCho~ Open your mouth, baby.â you whisper, hotly.Â
And he looked so pretty - dark hair askew, lower lip swollen and quivering with need, brows furrowing because he wanted more of your taste. But he obeys, of course he does, Choso thinks heâll do anything you asked. And lo and behold, sitting right there in the middle of his tongue was a pretty silver piercing.
You just canât help but thumb open his mouth further, looking him right in the eyes as you spit in his mouth. Once. Twice.Â
âBet no one else has done this before, huh?â Grinning at how sinfully Chosoâs eyes roll to the back of his head at your taste, âKiss me proper now.â
God, you were so good at throwing away whatever was left of his poor sanity. And itâs all thatâs said before his kiss-bitten lips are crashing into yours again.Â
âNo. No oneâs hah- done that before. Only you.â heâs panting into your open mouth, swirling his tongue with yours. âF-fuck only you. Only you only you-â
You barely even realize the way youâre on his lap now, sitting so prettily there that Choso half-deliriously wonders whether he should take a picture. Mind spinning too much with his throbbing erection under your drenched panties, a damp little patch at his fat tip. So hot and heavy already.
âCho, do you want me to-â
âYes, maâam.â
You certainly donât have to be told twice - especially with that little nickname. Fiddling with his belt, youâre so hazy with want - the need to taste Choso, to see if the rest of him was as sweet as his lips - that you almost miss the look of confusion that flashes across his face.
You bat your lashes at him almost-innocently, âYou alright?â And Choso thinks he could cum right there and right now at the sight. If he wasnât currently battling for his life, that is.Â
âYeah, sâjusâ- what I wanted hah- was toâŚâ His hands sneak down, cupping your heated pussy through your drenched panties. â-taste her. â
âOh?â
âAre yâgonna teach me how?â
Oh. Fuck.
You know youâre fucked. Completely and utterly fucked.
Only moments later, Chosoâs wrestling you back onto the mattress, face-to-face with your sloppy pussy. So mean with the way he was pinning your hips down with one hand, all but ripping your panties off with the other.Â
You feel his piercing before his tongue. Both the hot and cold so maddening on your cunt as Choso licks long, lazy stripes up your puffy folds - dragging his hot tongue all the way from your base. Just grazing your swollen clit.Â
âTeach me- fuck fuck-â words muffled and slurring together, vibrations going straight to your pussy. âUse me. Use me how you want.â
Youâre threading your fingers through his dark locks before you even realize it, grinding your sloppy cunt all over his waiting mouth. âQuirk your tongue like- ngh-â Angling him close enough so he bullies his soft tongue into your tight pussy. Piercing massaging all the right places. âFuck-â
âLike this?â
âSh-shit,â you gasp, nodding deliriously. âSâtoo ngh- good.â
And by God, did you mean it.Â
âYeah? Yâlike this?â heâs groaning, wrapping his lips around your swollen clit. âCan feel you clenching around me. Shit shit shit, you love this, huh? So slutty on camera for it?âÂ
Getting wetter and wetter by the second as his tongue roams for that one-
âOh! F-fuck, Cho. Right hngh- there. Deeper-â
Ah, found it.
Choso grins as you tug on his soft strands, you can feel it on your throbbing pussy. Pushing your legs all the way till theyâre at your tits to hit that little spot each and every time. Again and again. Eyes glassy, torn between devouring that slutty expression on your face and how fucking drenched you were.Â
âShit, baby,â his words are so strained now, like his sanity was dancing away at each flick of his tongue. âYouâre drooling everywhere. See? Show the camera now.â
You donât have to look. Because you can feel it.
Can feel how wet his mouth is, just glistening with slick and saliva. Trailing all the way down his chin - to his wrist - only second to how sloppy your dripping cunt was. It was like he was getting messy on purpose, like a little reminder to himself that shit this was you and he was eating out your pretty cunt to insanity-
âOh my god, think mâhooked.â Tongue dragging all over your swollen folds, catching on his piercing. âThink your pretty lilâ pussyâs hah- driving me crazy. Ruined me, Fuck-â
And itâs so embarrassing how heâs talking you through it, grinning at every lilâ whine and whimper that leaves your mouth. You were acting all shy right now in a way that makes Chosoâs cock twitch so painfully. He barely even notices, though, with the way he was so drunk off your pussy.Â
So messy - unable to decide between rolling his tongue over your ravaged clit and dipping into your sloppy hole. Too much. In and out in and-
âFaster.â
He goes faster.Â
âH-harder.â
He goes harder.
Anything and everything for you - to keep those pretty moans falling from your lips, walls getting tighter and tighter around his tongue. And Choso might just consider himself a man addicted.
âCan you ngh- cum fâme, baby?â You flinch as he spits out the words into your cunt. Harsh. Fucked-out. Sounding just as delirious and breathless as you. âCum fâme please. Wanâ to taste yâon my tongue. Please. Fuck- need it so bad. So bad.â
Youâre so caught up in Chosoâs pussydrunk little babbles that you barely even realize when youâre cumming. Just that youâre letting out a strangled scream of his name, dragging your sloppy pussy all over his mouth.Â
And he has never seemed more blissed out. Long gone is that nervous little expression usually on his face around you, Choso looked like he could be suffocated in-between your legs right now and love it. Hope for it, even.
He tells you that, of course. As soon as youâre blinking back your vision, blood still roaring in your ears. Delicate strings of slick snapping where he parts from your quivering cunt, lips swollen and glossed so prettily with your sweet sweet juices.Â
âBaby, yâthink the video of lesson one came out good?â
Oh. Shit, what have you done?
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That certainly wasnât the last time you saw Choso - or the last time you had him in front of a camera, either.
A few weeks later, you found yourself with an entire album for the man - a hidden treasure trove under the simple name of âCho <3â. Most of the videos favorited, all sorted so tediously in a way that showed you spent an obscene amount of time looking at all the ways he ruined you.Â
So filthy on camera that you always wondered whether it was the same person in the sheets and in class, texting Choso for later. Just to confirm.Â
But embarrassingly, only some of these videos made their way onto your Twitter account - with Chosoâs pretty face largely out of the frame. The two of you hadnât ventured into streams yet either, opting to hide him away. Because, okay, maybe you were slightly jealous of other people seeing him - but it was really hard not to be when he looked like that.
In spite of all that, youâd still gained a casual hundred thousand more followers since his appearance - ones who always commented on your solo streams asking where your âhot emo bfâ was.
Comments youâd pointedly ignore, because, hell, you wished he was here on-stream helping you get off, too. Yet despite the endless flirting and videos, Choso actually hadnât made it further than actually holding a full conversation with you. And you wanted more.Â
For all you know, you might just be one of his many trysts - and it was just for the videos, right? You get the content, he gets the experience? A win-win situation, so why have you never felt more like such a loser?
Such a loser the way youâve already lost count of the âlessonsâ but still havenât gotten to feel him - to fuck him the way you wanted just yet.Â
âSâalright if I take this, right, maâam?â He smirks during one such session, knuckle-deep in your dripping cunt. Dangling your drenched panties like a badge of honor, flimsy and soaked with your sweet sweet juices. âSâalright if I-â And he canât even finish the sentence. Your jaw drops as Choso raises the thin fabric to his face, breathing in your essence like a man possessed.Â
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzzt-
âYouâre so filthy, Cho-â you manage to choke out once you find your voice. Squirming on his bed like such a slut for him. âWas the innocent thing just an act?â
âNope.â he pops the p, licking lewd little circles on your neck, thumbing open your puffy folds to watch in amazement at the way you glisten and clamp around his fingers. Eyes flickering briefly to the recording phone in his hand. âBut we gotta give âem a good show, huh?â
Right, youâd forgotten about the camera. But none of that matters anyway because-
Intensity setting 2.
âYouâre so mean, too.â
âAm I?â he grins, teeth grazing along your racing pulse. âI think you taught that to me, baby. Shit, lesson 8 it was?â
God, he was addictive.
Chosoâs having way too much fun playing around with the intensity setting of the bullet vibrator shoved inside your ravaged cunt. Sending quick, methodical vibrations all along your pulsing clit. In time with the breathless moans leaving your kiss-bitten lips, and itâs all you can to call out for- more? Mercy? Both?Â
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzzt-
âGod, youâre so perfect. Shit, so messy fâme.â he groans, and you could tell that the video wasnât going to be uploaded anyway. Too shaky, focusing in and out of Chosoâs fingers. Knuckle-deep and pumping in and out of your filthy hole. Relentless. âAlmost makes me wanna show off to an actual audience.â
âMaybe I want to, too.â you muse, shifting at his heated gaze. Dangerously pressing your thumb over those nipple piercings youâve gotten to know so well lately - as if to support your point. God you wish heâd take off that snug shirt.
Intensity setting 3.
âThat so?â
And no matter how many times Chosoâs ruined you on camera - and watched the videos over and over afterwards - he always thought they werenât enough to capture your perfection.Â
âSuch a slut fâme, baby.â To capture the exact moment in which your wet lips fall into a soft little oh! when he massages your walls in time with the pulsing vibrator. To capture that absolutely sinfully excited little glint in your eyes as he ruts his clothed erection against your pussy. âYâalways this dirty?â Quickly turning into a look of slight panic at the sudden jingle of keys from the front door.Â
âYo, brat. Where the fuck are ya?â
Ah, there he was, the reason that Choso usually locked his bedroom door whenever you were over, even if he was home alone.Â
Intensity setting 4.
As the silence continues, so does Chosoâs abuse on your cunt. In fact, he only gets more erratic - like he wanted you to cum. Needed you to cum right now, right here in front of Sukuna, footsteps only growing louder. Nearer.
âCho-â you fight to get out the words. âHeâs hah-.â
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzzt-
âCanât speak? Thatâs cute.â he coos, voice way too relaxed for someone whose mind was reeling with the realization that he couldnât remember if he locked the door this time, and how adorable you sounded. Enough so that it made some raw, primal part of him wanna pull down his pants and fuck you right here right now. Cockblocks and his own virginity be damned. âCâmon now, use your words like a good girl. Tell the camera.â
Cocky bastard.
Bzzzt-bzzzt-bzzzzt-
âClose!â you yelp, unsure of whether you were talking about yourself or the looming Sukuna. Jaw slack, tears springing into your ears as you look up at Choso. âSo close.â
God, you were addictive. And this video was definitely going in both your favorites.
âMhm,â he hums, movements getting hastier. More desperate. âI know, maâam.â
Intensity setting 5.
Thatâs all that it takes for you to cum, letting out a loud strangled moan of Chosoâs name. Or, you wouldâve - if it hadnât been for the way heâs shoving two, thick fingers into your mouth.
Silencing you - and in your hazy brain you think that if this was his way of shutting you up, then you really didnât mind. Because all you could taste was you and the cold, cold metal of his rings. Somewhat intoxicating.
âShhhhhh.â heâs breathing out, still mindlessly grinding his hips into yours. Though, you realize with a pang that today wonât be the day you get to feel that achingly hard erection straining his pants. âThese pretty moans arenât for him, hm?â
Pressing on the back of your tongue, smirking at the way you nod tearily up at him, moans still muffled. Hell, do you even know how sexy youâre being right now.
âMhm, all fâme. All for fuckinâ me.â
Knock! Knock! Knock!Â
âWhy the fuck are you locked up in here on a Saturday night?â Sukuna sounds impatient, but not surprised. Probably imagining all sorts of dorky things his nephew was doing to hole himself up in his room. âCome out nâ get this takeout- whatâs left of it anyways.â
And with that, itâs like the magic is over.
Your high only just bating before Chosoâs hurriedly ending the recording on a hazy still of your disappointed pout, cursing Sukuna for his impeccable timing.Â
Slightly concerned about the door being broken down and someone else seeing you in all your fucked-out glory, he hastily moves to grab the spare cloth by his bedside. Cleaning you up with hushed promises of âsending the recording laterâ, and âsâalright, heâll be gone soon.â
Close. You were so close.
A win-win situation - but youâve never felt like more of a loser.
---
âBy God, I never thought heâd get the balls to do it.â
You yelp in surprise at the deep voice from behind you, whirling with a defiant brandish of Chosoâs (your?) keys. Heâd given them to you a few lessons ago, saying it would make it easier for you to come and go from his apartment as you pleased. Which - to you - felt dangerously like something a boyfriend would say-
But that wasnât important right now.
What was important was the older man suddenly towering over you right outside Chosoâs front door. Big arms crossed over his chest, that leering smirk clashing with his pink hair. âI knew it was odd that brat had a pair of heels by the door.â
Shit. Sukuna.
Ryomen awfully-wingman-his-nephew Sukuna.
âSpill.â At your confused head tilt, he plows on. âSpill the tea. I need new blackmail on my lilâ nephew. How badly did he have to beg you to go out with him?â
You donât know what was more bizarre - what he was saying or the way he actually pulls out his Notes app as if hanging on to your every word.Â
âI-Itâs because of you.â you manage to choke out, unsure of what Choso has told his family about you. Eyes flitting between him and the door right behind you, sounding your very best not to sound just as guilty as you felt. âYouâre the reason we have this weirdâŚthing.â
A beat of silence passes. One. Two.Â
And just as youâre beginning to wonder whether youâve broken Chosoâs infamous uncle, he throws his head back and laughs. Laughs, right in your face, sounding like heâd just heard the funniest punchline in the world.Â
âOh thatâs hilarious.â he exclaims, wiping a mock tear. Cackles dying down as if he was suddenly aware that maybe Choso would hear and walk in on this impromptu interrogation. âDamn, that awful pick-up line is why you started fuckinâ? I thought itâd get that sap blocked so heâd stop stalking your account so much.â
âNo, weâŚâ you hesitate, mind reeling with what Sukuna just admitted, and how bad it would really be that youâre divulging your sex life to a relative of the guy youâre fucking. Before thinking fuck it, might as well confide in someone. â...weâre just doing stuff for-â putting up air quotes. â-content.â
âJust content?â
âJust content.â
âAnd you like that fool?â
Your face burns at how glaringly obvious it apparently was, â...Yes.â
This seemingly sets Sukuna off on another wave of uncontrollable laughter. âOhh, thanks for the blackmail on that emotionally-constipated brat.â Typing away on what you assume to be his Notes, he promptly turns to walk away, âSee ya around, doll.â
âWait!â you call after in confusion, making him stop and raise a brow. âArenât you supposed to like- I donât know, give me advice for your nephew or something - like a good uncle?â
Scoffing, âWho said I was a good uncle?â He leans in ever-so-slightly, âJusâ rock his world on camera or somethinâ nâ ask him out right in the middle.â Satisfied with being enough of a decent samaritan for today, he walks back with a half-wave, âHeâd listen to whatever you say anyway.â
Oh. Is that so?
And Sukuna probably meant it as some joke. Something to tease the both of you with - but itâs something that sets the gears going off inside your head. Something that had you ignoring Sukunaâs slightly panicked, âJusâ not too soon, I needa bully him with this first.â
---
You didnât listen to Sukunaâs little plea, of course. Because only a few days later youâd steeled yourself to finally send that one text you knew would change your relationship with Choso. For the good, hopefully.Â
You: 9pm my place. Get ready, cuz this time weâre gonna be live ;)
Cho <3: :0Â
And with that, youâd thrown your phone on the bed, jittery about later tonight. Browsing through your wardrobe for that one set of barely-there lingerie in his favorite shade of pink. Hey, you could never be too prepared, right?
Nothing couldâve prepared Choso for this moment - absolutely nothing at all.Â
He mightâve just died and gone to heaven the very moment he read that dangerous text - finally inviting him to join one of your streams. The ones that heâd always watch in the safety of his bedroom, lights dimmed, pants bunched around his ankles.Â
Cock just achingly hard in his fist while he wished he was with you behind the camera. Getting you off so much better than any sextoy would. Just forcing those pretty moans from your lips - and everyone else could see that. Wish it was them ruining you instead.Â
Alas, it was only a dirty little fantasy.Â
Until now, that is.
slvt4u: Holy shit boyfriend reveal, about time.
uniwhore: THIS is the hottie from Twitter?????Â
itsgenslut: idfc just fuck
âNervous?â you smirk, looking down at the man sprawled so prettily on your bed. âYou look just as close to an aneurysm as you were the first time. Though-â snaking your hand down, â-this is still the same as ever.â
You chuckle at the way Choso catches your lips with his, more to shut up those pathetic little moans threatening to escape him than anything. Because every glance at you in that sinful little pink bra gave Choso a mini heart attack.Â
âB-baby-â he gasps, grinding his clothed erection against your palms. âI wan- hah-â
âMhm?â
And God how youâve ruined Choso - run him so utterly dry of his sanity.
Because heâs angling your head down, piercing cold against your tongue. âSpit.â
It was like that first time had gotten him addicted. So you do - right into his waiting mouth. Jaw dropping at the way he tips his head back, back, back to let it slide so obscenely down his throat. Moaning at just a taste of you, âGod, I need to f-fucking ruin you.â
And if thereâs anything youâve learned after all these months with Choso, itâs that anything he says - he does.
The words have barely left his mouth before heâs pulling your bra off, ripping your panties easily off your hips. Each and every little regret about what a shame it was thrown out the window at the first sight of your pretty pussy.Â
It never gets old - and Choso could never get enough of the sinful sight - your cunt so sloppy and ready for him already.Â
âCho-â you whine as ringed fingertips coming up to circle your sloppy entrance. Cold. Stretching you to insanity. âS-stop teasing.â
âYes, maâam. But first-â shifting you around ever-so-slightly on top of him. âGotta show off how wet yâare fâme.â
uniwhore: did he just call her âmaâamâ?? Me when??
roses101: idk who i wanna be theyâre both so fucking hot ugh
âFuck, yâlook so sexy from this angle. Wonder if the camera thinks so too?â
Your face slightly burns at how he was seemingly taking over your own stream. Smug bastard, you think, glancing down at Choso, red-faced, hair untied, wearing a sly grin as his eyes slide over the flurry of comments. But two can play that game.Â
âCho~â fumbling with the hem of his underwear, âYouâve been holding out on me.â
A gasp leaves you involuntarily as you tug down Chosoâs boxers just enough for his throbbing cock to spring free, hitting his sculpted abdomen. Blushed your favorite shade of pink - to match your bra - so so angry and soaked in precum.Â
He was so intimidatingly long - longer than any of those toys you usually brought on camera. Thick enough that it had you wondering, shit, would you even be able to take it?
âSâthis a-alright?â and for all his previous confidence, Choso sounded self-conscious. Peeking at you through his long lashes.
You grin, pumping a hand up and down his swollen cock, letting his precum drip down your wrist. âSâperfect.â
âGod- fuck, baby. Oh-â Choso lets out breathless little profanities as you straddle his waist, dragging his weeping tip down your swollen folds. So fucking filthy as you sink down in by fucking in. Slowly. âToo- much-â
Apparently too slow because no sooner have you just taken in his fat tip, squeezing and clenching around him, that Chosoâs flipping the both of you over.Â
âMâsorry.â he breathes into your mouth as your back hits the mattress. âMâsorry mâsorry, fuck- just canât-â fingers immediately drawing frenzied little circles on your pulsing clit to take your mind off the dizzying stretch as he bullies his massive cock into your snug cunt. âCanât wait canât wait- waited too fucking long. Want this so badly-â
You felt too good. Too perfect around him.Â
âAh! Hngh- Cho, oh my god. Too- ngh-â you moan, as he starts grinding in shallow, mindless little movements just to fit himself inside. Pushing and pushing, you wondered if he even realized what he was doing.
Sounding like his sanity was dwindling away with each little thrust, âSâtoo big? You can take it. Fuck fuck fuck please. Need this.â Pressing all the way into your lungs. âHow do you wanâ it- how do you wanâ me?â
Honestly, Choso didnât even need to ask, because he just bottoms out - heavy balls smacking against your ass, cock swollen and throbbing inside you - that you think that you just wanted him to ruin you.Â
âR-ruin?â his voice breaks as he repeats - more to himself than you. Oh, shit had you said that out loud? Youâre speechless as Choso throws your legs over his shoulder, dragging his swollen lips lazily across your ankle. âYes maâam.â
Oh. You might as well have just signed off your will.Â
Because then heâs fucking into your sloppy cunt. Unforgiving. A man starved because he was. Jagged, quick thrusts, splitting you apart deeper and deeper on his rock-hard cock.Â
âFuck- fuck fuck fuck-â he pants into your open mouth, finding it so fucking difficult to find any rhythm when your tight cunt was milking him so good. âYou feel so good. So messy. Ya love it like this, huh? Being hngh- watched?â
âHngh-â you buck wildly into his body, reaching up to play coyly with his nipple piercings. Tugging and pulling lightly. âFeels too good- are- ah- are ya sure this is your first time?â
Honestly, it was a wonder Choso didnât cum right then and there.Â
Tojisslvt: need someone to fuck me like this the first time
22sabi: Typing with one hand is so hard.
DaStrongest: i could fuck her so much better than than inexperienced loser
Choso throws his head back in a cruel little laugh at that last comment, something that makes you tingle all the way from your burning cheeks to your stuffed cunt. Clamping down deliciously on Chosoâs unforgiving cock in a way that makes his hips and fingers stutter.Â
âYa think you could fuck her better?â it takes you a second to realize he was talking to the camera and not you. Thrusts getting sloppier, getting familiar. âIâm the one that got her so messy like this.â Purposeful. Calculated. Like he was aiming for that one-
âFuck!â you scream as he hits that magic spot. Once. And then over and over like a man possessed. Just so utterly ruining you the way you knew he could. âCho oh my god- I canât hah- ngh-â
The cold metal of Chosoâs rings dig into your cheek softly as he turns you head to face him. God, this was the stuff of his wildest dreams.
You - teary eyed and looking up at him like such a slut. Pussy getting wetter - tighter - as he teases you in front of the camera. Torn between running away from his relentless cock and bucking up for more more more-
 âFuck no no no- Keep your legs open, baby. Donât hah- run away from me.â his fingers dig into your hips, pulling you impossibly closer. âDonât- need this. Need this so ba- shit.âÂ
And he sounded so genuinely worried heâd lose the feeling of your heady cunt. Fingers bruising on your hips as he pulls you closer. Like he was trying to fuck out any and every shred of shyness out of your body.Â
slvt4u: Always the quiet ones.
DaStrongest: heh, fuck off. iâd make her cum so much harder.
Now, Choso was fucking you like he had a point to prove, and it was probably the only reason he hadnât passed out from how good your pussy felt wrapped around him.Â
Both of you were barely-lucid at this point - and he was out of control now.
Pussy drunk thoughts unfiltered, âNo oneâs ever d-done this- got me hah- feeling like this.â And you had the distinct feeling he just beat you to your original goal, letting out sweet little babbles into your open mouth - though his hips were anything but.Â
So hard that you were sure the creases of your sheets would leave marks for tomorrow - along with his balls on your ass, your ankles on his shoulders, lips searing against yours. It was like he wanted to prove something - to prove he was good enough to- the viewers? To you?Â
Knowing your body well enough to hit that one spot over and over until you were sobbing. Fingers erratic on your clit.Â
âCho-â you squeal, tears springing to your eyes as he only gets sloppier. âI-Iâm gonna-â
âCum?â he breathes, as if he couldnât believe it. And fuck if you werenât the gates of heaven spread wide open for him then he didnât know what was. âFucking cum. Please please- hah- fâme. Cum on mâcock nâ make them jealous. Fâme- Like youâre mine.â
You barely even realize when you are. Jaw slack, eyes rolling to the back of your head as you see stars behind your eyes, blood roaring in your ears. God, he was gonna have to go home and rewatch this stream all over again.Â
âNgh- mâcumming mâcumming oh-â
Not even realizing the way youâre dragging your nails down Chosoâs sculpted back. Marking up his milky skin - and he lets you.Â
Loved it in fact- the way he loved you.Â
Your eyes go wide, and Choso knows heâs fucked up. Realizing with a jolt that words were tumbling out of his mouth before he could stop them. But itâs the way you squeeze him tighter- giving him such a gorgeous little fucked-out smile that sends him over the edge.
Sharp canines digging into the crook of your neck like he wanted to break skin, holding himself back from breaking you while he cums and cums so hard it hurt. Over and over-
âLove you- love you love you love you-â heâs muttering into the skin, unbarred. âSince I first saw hah- you. Wanted this more than fuck fuck- air that I breathe.â
His seed was oozing out of you now, painting your ravaged pussy white, dribbling down your legs. So fucking full and debauched. Thick, hot globs that were sure to stain those overpriced new sheets. But did Choso care for the mess? Not at all.Â
Because you were holding him so impossibly tight, pushing away the strands of hair sticking to his forehead. Whispering little praises as he fucks you through his first time. Close. Warm. Everything he ever dreamed of.
âSâeverything I ever dreamed of, too, Cho.â
And he knows heâs won.Â
urfavslvt: Proudest nut. Want more.
uniwhore: does this mean couples content??? Pls say yes plsplspls
DaStrongest: invite me next time <3
âThought you were embarrassed.â he licks soothingly over the bite. Voice shot, piercing smooth against his tongue. Embarrassing little confessions leaving him with each spark of electricity running through his veins. âThought you didnât stream wâme cuz of that- but shit. Dreamed of this fâso long. So long-â
Oh?
âHey, Cho.â your voice rings through his hazy mind. Just enough for Choso to raise his head and meet your intoxicating, sultry gaze. Giving a sly, sidelong glance at the still-blinking camera.Â
âMhm?â
âWanna film a weekâs worth of âmoviesâ in advance?â
---
Sukuna (do not answer): Oi shitty nephew, where r u Jin made me come over with (half) leftovers.
You: Sorry, not home. At the movies rn.
Sukuna (do not answer): When tf do u go to movies??Â
You: Since now, on a date. You probably canât relate.
Sukuna (do not answer): Stfu nâ stop lying, a date with who? Ur body pillow?? Not like u had the balls to ask out that pretty lilâ camgirl anyway.
Haha
Right?Â
You: *girlfriend
Sukuna (do not answer): Huh?
You: Girlfriend.
Sukuna (do not answer): THE FUCKINâ PICK-UP LINE WORKED??
A/N. This came out a LOT longer than expected.Â
Plagiarism not authorized.
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âŕ¨ŕ§â ËGENRE/WARNING: f!xm, porn w/little plot, guided masturbation, edging, teasing, size kink, overstimulation, dirty talk, pussy play, vulgar Caleb, absolute brainrot.
âŕ¨ŕ§â ËSUMMARY: Caleb had returned from Skyhaven, eager to see your face as always. Trying to sneak up on you, he finds a more pleasant surprise waiting to welcome him home.
âŕ¨ŕ§â ËWORD COUNT: 1.9K
âŕ¨ŕ§â ËA/N: Here's some more of my brainrot writing, this might be a little more accurate now that I have a better idea of his character. This is a multi-part fic, I'm not sure how many parts but its likely it'll be 2. Hope you all like it, let me know what you think! Enjoy! (Did wanna add once more that if you wanna join my taglist, to make sure your settings allow me to tag you and that your username is correct.)
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Your legs were clenched tightly, the man before you held a gaze so hot it burned holes through your body. What were you doing before? You had been in your room, trying desperately to get off for the last hour, frustration etched in your movements and moans as you rubbed your clit, a groan of irritation leaving your lips as yet, another orgasm slipped through your fingers, literally.Â
Unbeknownst to you, Caleb had come back from Skyhaven to visit you like always. He walked through the door quietly, hoping to catch you by surprise. Gently, he shut the door behind him and carefully set down his things, looking eagerly for you till he heard the sighs and moans that came from behind your door. He knew he shouldnât be listening in but he couldnât help it, you sounded heavenly. âCaleb~â
His heart thumped hard in his chest, did you know he was there? âRight there-â the sighs spilled from your lips as he listened to you. Caleb crept closer, realizing now that your door was cracked just barely, giving him a good enough view of you.
The sight he saw before him made his body burn, his skin prick with sweat, and his pants unbearably tight. There you were, draped in one of his many shirts, not an uncommon occurrence for you, but seeing your legs spread and your hand on your cunt, it made something inside him stir.Â
He stayed there for a while, debating whether to stay or walk away. Unable to let himself indulge in such a guilty pleasure he began to slink away, that is until he heard your frustrated groan followed by a whine.
Sneaking back to the door, he watched you throw your head back in defeat. A pout of frustration wore on your lips, the same pout he loved so much and couldnât resist. Without even thinking he pushed your door open.
Startled, you gasped and scrambled under your sheets. Your face burned hot as you tried to compose yourself. âCaleb-â
âAh ah.â He said, catching you somewhat off guard. He was so seriousâŚTaking the chair from the middle of your room, he pulled it up beside your bed and took a seat.
Your eyes flicker down at his crotch to see the strain in his pants, before quickly looking back at his face, hoping he didnât notice the shift in gaze. âWhat are you-â
âI know now. You canât hide it anymore, thereâs no need to.â When he said those words your heart dropped to your ass, beating fast as you stared at him almost in horror âCaleb Iâm so fucking sor-â
âOpen.â He commanded. You couldnât quite read him and you stared at him bewildered. âYour legs, open your legs.â He said more gently now. âWha-â His fingers graze your legs through the blanket.
âYou want me right? Want my help?â Gnawing your lip, you nod slowly but surely. âGood, then spread those legs, princess.â Your face burned hot as his words reached your ears.
Doing as he asked, you peeled the blanket away and exposed your bare lower half to him. He inhaled sharply through his nose and scooted closer, the vein in his neck straining.
He leaned in, his scent infiltrating your nostrils, almost instantly short-circuiting your brain. âSit back for me and show me how you do it, yeah?â Shyly you nodded, positioning yourself to be right in front of him.
You wanted to desperately start up again, feeling your core begin to leak once more but you were almost scared stiff. âRelax, close your eyes, and listen to my voice.â You nodded, to which he was pleased. âGood girlâŚnow play with your clit.â
Trying your best to calm down, your fingers crept lower, eyelids fluttering shut. A strangled moan left your lips when you reached your clit. You heard a shaky breath from Caleb, which only managed to spur you on further.
His eyes were trained on your face, flicking between the bliss you exuded and the way you worked yourself. His voice was husky and breathless, âKeep going just like that..â Caleb watched intently, savoring the whines that slipped past your lips.Â
Seeing how slick your entrance had become, he wanted more. âSlide your fingers inside.â He rasped out, breath growing heavy. He watched your two middle fingers slip into your cunt, stretching the flesh around it. It took absolute restraint for him to stay seated, seeing the way your chest heaved, the moans that spilled from your lips, and the shallow thrusting of your fingers. All while draped in his shirt that was way too big for you.
As you continued, a creamy white ring started to form around your fingers, the noises lewd made your ears burn. âCaleb~ Please.â you whined out, not quite sure what it was you were begging for, but he knew.
Your moans only got louder, your fear and worry long forgotten as you sank into the pleasure. Slumping back onto your elbows, you instinctively spread your legs wider, seeking more. As you neared your peak, your movements became urgent, your moans more desperateâuntil his next command cut through your haze âNow stop.â What? Your body betrayed you, obeying him almost instantly. Though you didnât stop entirely, your pace did slow down, a whine of frustration escaping your lips as your pleading eyes met his.
As much as he wanted to bend at your whim, and give you what you wanted, he didnât. He had other plans for you. Leaning back into his chair, legs spread wide, he silently shook his head. âBut why?â You whimpered, fingers still moving at a torturously slow pace.
âI told you to stop, princess. Why are you still moving them, hm?â you flashed him another pleading look to which he exhaled deeply. âAlrightâgo on.â With his permission now granted, you eagerly resumed your previous activities, slumping back into your elbows as the world around you faded into nothing but the intense sensations he had so carefully put together.
Lost in the indulgence, you barely noticed the faint rustling and shifting sounds nearby. Every ounce of focus was consumed by your approaching climax, your sole objective now was to reach it.
Then there it was, a moan that didnât belong to you, a very strangled, guttural moan. You paused your movements, sitting up to look at him, only to find him palming himself through his pants. His gaze was lidded, staring at you through the fringe of his hair.
You stared at him almost in awe, forgetting your pleasure for a moment. Then he got up, his body moving almost completely beyond his control. Quickly he closed the distance, pushing you flat against the bed. Leaning down he whispers in your ear, âDonât stop now, youâve been doing so good.âÂ
Before your mind could process his words, you felt his fingers rest atop yours, aiding to push them deeper into your pussy, causing you to shut your eyes and moan loudly. Your eyes fluttered open when you heard him chuckle softly.
He continued to guide your fingers, his larger hand almost completely covering yours as you stared deep into his irises, purple and sparkling with mischief. You felt his finger start to intrude your entrance, sliding in right next to yours, causing you to gasp out.
âCalebâoh fuck.â You tossed your head back into the sheets, absolutely blissed out. He studied your face closely, watching every change in your expression as he fingered you. Suddenly he stopped. Your head whipped up as you pouted but before you could protest, he hoisted you up and sat you in his lap, your back resting against his chest.
One of his arms hooked under your knee, bending your leg, while the other snaked over your waist and rested on your hip, forcing your thighs apart. You hadnât realized the scene before you, till you saw the glint of his necklace chain in the mirror in front of you.
Thatâs right, the mirror that you look into every single day, making sure you were stylish before heading out, was now reflecting something far more obscene. Your cunt was on full display for him to see and his hand was only snaking closer to your clit.
Unable to deal with the embarrassment it brought upon you, you whipped your head away, trying to hide your face in his arm as best as possible. âEyes up, baby girl.âÂ
âI-I canât-â you whined, almost pleading to let you off. Attempting to bury your face further, your body shifts slightly. He pinches your clit lightly, causing you to gasp out and arch your back.
âYes, you can. Now eyes up.â He instructed soft and low into your ear. You managed to look up, finding his face nestled in the crook of your neck, peeking out over your shoulder as he slipped his fingers inside you.
âOh my godââ you sighed out, body tensing in his hold as he worked you slowly. Caleb watched you through the reflection of the mirror, loving how you squirmed and whined for him. The grip on his forearm was rough, nails digging crescents into his skin. âDonât stop, please donât stop.â You practically sobbed out after being denied an orgasm for so long.
Your other arm managed to find its way to his hair, gripping him tightly and pulling him even closer to your neck, moaning shamelessly as his teeth sank into the flesh of your neck.
He chuckled darkly, quite amused with your desperation as your hips bucked up to meet his fingers. Your pussy was a leaking mess, fluids and juices flowing down onto the bulge of his pantsâthat sat right below your cunt.
He continued to tease you, bringing you too close to your high and refusing to let you fall. A tortuous tug of war ensued with your body. Tears of frustration streamed down your face as you babbled and begged him. and as much as he loved the sound of your pleading whines, he couldn't help but give in to your pleas, he wanted to have fun too after all.Â
Slowly, he slipped his fingers out of you, squelching in the process. Gently pushing you onto your feet, he spun you both and dragged you onto the mattress. He slowly removed his shirt, exposing the expanse of muscle that lay beneath the fabric.
Your face grew hot with each inch of skin exposed, eyes trailing down to the âVâ that dips right under his beltline. You were staring so hard you didnât even realize his shirt was fully taken off till his hands reached for his belt buckle, slowly unclasping it.
âLike what you see?â He teased, watching the way your eyes followed his movements, how you subconsciously gnawed on your lip, absolutely mesmerized. Youâre not quite sure how, but you were suddenly possessed with the courage to walk up and touch him, but you did and something inside him snapped.
Caleb laid you down eagerly, sprawling you out on the mattress, admiring the view below himâyou wearing his shirt, looking up at him flushed and desperate.
âSuch a perfect mess for me.â He murmured, running a hand along your thigh, and pulling your hips flush against his crotchâ loving the way you gasped and jolted at merely his touch. âYouâre so sensitive, Princess~â he teased, emphasizing the nickname that had your knees weak.
Unconsciously you clench your legs, which elicited a reaction from him. He leaned down, dog tags clinking before resting on your neck as he whispered into your ear. âYou love being called princess, donât you? Princess.â
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Part 2 of Onlyfans!Toji, hereâs part one
Now itâs either a one shot or a long ass drabble you decide, I had too much inspiration for that one
Warnings: degradation and praise kink, mutual masturbation, masturbation, breeding kink, rough sex, mention of oral; reader receiving and giving
Onlyfans!Toji finally dm you, with a simple message that comes straight to the point. âHey ma, just discovered you and ngl, I need a collab with you asap.â Toji being the cocky bastard that he is, knows that youâll reply and accept the offer. You see his message, and at first, you think it might be a catfish or someone using an ai generated pic for the pfp, cause youâve never seen anyone so hot in your life. You check his profile and ho-ly fuck. 2 million followers on Twitter, a handsome face, a buff body, and the biggest dick youâve seen in your life? Goddamn now your pussyâs wet, how can someone be- hold on.
While youâre scrolling you see a video of Onlyfans!Toji fucking some other content creator and unconsciously, you start playing with your breast. The way heâs pushing her head down the pillow while his hips are slamming against hers, the way sheâs moaning, the way heâs biting his lip and groaning while railing her? Fuck, you need that. You want that, badly. Usually, you donât crave a content creator that much. Sure, you need to at least like his work to do a collab, but this is the first time you genuinely want another dude on OF to rearrange your insides. So you donât waste any more time, you reply and accept the offer.
Onlyfans!Toji almost jumps on his phone when he sees the notification, and a big smile spreads on his face. He jumps on his bed and the two of you start texting. There are questions and answers regarding the collab, like the money matters, what the two of you like and dislike, boundaries, ideas for the video, your schedule, and most importantly, updated test results.
Onlyfans!Toji doesnât know why heâs so excited and why heâs behaving like a 15 yo texting his crush. But he canât wait to see you. You end up texting for hours, and eventually, you exchange numbers to FaceTime each other which quickly ends up in Toji stroking and hitting his dick on the phone, while youâre rubbing your wet brown pussy for him. You both donât know whatâs going on, and why youâre acting like this, but you canât wait to finally meet each other
Eventually, itâs getting late and you tell him youâre going to sleep. Since Onlyfans!Toji is not tired yet, his mind is too focused on you, so he decides to make this paid request a fan asked for earlier that day. A $500 video of him jerking off while saying the fanâs name. Heâs not the one who sets the price, the fan has money to waste, and who Onlyfans!Toji is to refuse such a good offer after all? The fan already paid, it was time for him to do his part now
Onlyfans!Toji removes his clothes, lays on his bed, grabs his phone, and starts recording. At first, itâs a lil intro to edge the fan, tell her whatever she wanna hear before the camera is now on his cock. He makes it twitch a bit and says how hard it is because of her which is a lie, he imagines the fan is you. He starts stroking himself, and says the name of the fan all while thinking about you, thinking about that FaceTime and the way your fat pussy lip wrapped around your two fingers as you rubbed your clit, the way you moaned his name in despair while begging him to fuck you. He groans and starts going faster âFuuuuuuck mama⌠I wanna fuck you so bad shiiitâŚâ As he keeps going, he starts dirty talking, imagining saying all those things to you, imagining doing all those things to you, and it takes everything in him to not say your name. His imagination is running wild now, he grabs his cock a bit too tight and hits the camera a bit too hard, a feral groan leaving his lips âFuck⌠suck that fuuuucking dick you fucking bitch⌠Do you like that? Uh?â God knows what the fuck Onlyfans!Toji is imagining right now but one thing is for sure, heâs gonna do that to you.
After a few minutes Onlyfans!Toji cums all over his abs, groaning like an animal as he pictures your dick sucking lips around his tip, swallowing his semen. Heâs panting, he canât believe he felt so much pleasure from just using his hand âDamn [fan name], see what you made me do? Fuck, Iâm dirty now because of you, but it was worth it. Thank you for making me feel good.â This is clearly not for the fan but whatever. He stops recording, sends the video to the girl on Onlyfans then gets cleaned up. Youâre gonna be the death of him.
A week later itâs finally time to record this video. For once, Onlyfans!Toji wants his colleague to come to his place. He doesnât know why, he doesnât. Usually, he meets the other content creators at some hotel or their place but never at his own. Itâs not like he lives in the slums, that Onlyfans money made him rich and he lives in a beautiful penthouse. He just knows how some of these content creators become clingy and/or possessive after getting fucked by him. He doesnât need stalkers on top of that. But you? He has that weird desire to see you boneless on his bed, HIS. And maybe heâll be able to keep you around for a few more rounds off camera, or on, who knows.
You finally arrive and Onlyfans!Toji finds you even more breathtaking in real life, and by the look on your face, you probably think the same thing about him. Before he loses it and jumps on you to take you right there and then, he chats a bit with you, he still wanna act like a civilized man and not like a caveman. He asks you if you need anything to eat or drink, if youâre okay if youâre ready, and if you have any safe words. Once itâs settled he brings you to his room, where a whole set next to the bed is ready for you. The tension is high in the room. You didnât plan a scenario, you both decided to go with the flow. You donât know why youâre so nervous when youâre used to it, after all, itâs your job, but the dark and hungry look in Onlyfans!Tojiâs eyes make your heart race.
You are out of breath, you are overstimulated, and your slicked-back bun is a whole mess. You didnât know recording a video with Onlyfans!Toji would leave you in that state. Well, you expected it, but still, you canât believe it. This man is a monster in bed. He praised and degraded you, made you ride his face until you came at least twice. He made you suck his massive dick until you were a crying, drooling mess with a sore throat. He had you in full Nelson, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, backshots, the princess position, and now you canât count how many times this man made you squirt. And he wasnât done, cause he didnât cum yet. This man has the stamina of a goddamn bull on steroids. Right now youâre in missionary again, your wrists pinned, your legs wrapped around his waist, moaning in a way you never thought you would as his cock keeps pocking your cervix.
With the way Onlyfans!Toji is panting and groaning, you can tell heâs getting close to cum âM-ma, fuck Iâm close mama⌠goddamn fuck- your pussy feels so good⌠such a good girl for meâŚâ he groans in your ear, which makes your clench tighter around him. You bite your lip, and youâre so fucked out that you tell him to cum inside you. âYou sure ma? Want me to fill you up and get you pregnant? Thatâs what you want?â Youâre on the pill so itâs safe but youâd lie if you didnât find the idea fucking hot. You nod desperately âYes please⌠cum in my pussy⌠knock me up baby..â you whimper, your voice almost gone from the way you moaned and screamed earlier. Thatâs when Onlyfans!Toji snaps. He growls, releases your wrists to wrap his buff arms around your body, and violates your insides as you scream for dear life. You scratch his back so deeply you might draw blood. âGoddamn fucking slut y/n take my cumâŚ!â When he says your name you cry out as you have another orgasm, he follows you quickly after, growling so loudly it gives you goosebumps. You can feel the warm gooey texture filling your womb, the feeling is amazing. You both stay like this for a moment until he pulls out, his cum leaking from your abused hole. Heâs tempted to fuck it back into you but youâre already boneless, so he grabs his phone and stops recording.
Onlyfans!Toji looks at you affectionately and caresses your cheek while admiring your state. âYou were amazing y/n, such a good girl for me.â You can barely hear him, but his caress gives you some reassurance. Eventually, you doze off and he starts editing the video. After a while, he posts a sneak peek on his Twitter account. A 20-second video of him taking you in different positions while youâre screaming in pleasure. He writes a lil caption: â@Y/N might have been my best collab so far, âma knows how to take a good dickđŠđ full video on OF real soonđđŚâ and then posts it. It doesnât take long before he gets shitloads of reactions under the tweet, both from his fans and yours.
@mahitoâsstankass: holy fuckkkk I wish I was y/n đŠđŠ
@y/nâsdirtydraws: fucking hot Iâm already touching myself rn
@tojiA1dickrider: oh my god she takes it like a champ! Wish Toji fucked me like herđ¤¤đ¤¤
@dcktoobigforyou: goddamn that mf gets all the baddies im jealous right now
@gojo_right_ball: I need my bf to fuck me like toji or I might break up with him idc
@coochiehair: I need the full vid asap the chemistry is insaneeeeeeđĽđĽ
@y/nâsasscrack: ikr??? They were downright making love! I hope they make more videos
@tojifckmepls: omg I can tell they were both into it I need more!!! My pussy canât take it!!!đ¤đ¤Ł
Onlyfans!Toji chuckles and then looks at you, the comments were right, he felt it and he bets you felt it too. This wonât be your last video together, heâs sure of it.
You can tell I was fucking horny while writing some of these lmao hope you liked part 2đŤśđž
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would you maybe write an smau (oscar x norris or leclerc!reader) where the reader is just super clumsy and everyone makes fun of that?
áŻáĄŁđŠ SUCH A KLUTZ ! ᥣđŠáŻ
pairing. oscar piastri x leclerc!reader
summary. in which reader canât walk straight to save her life and formula fans (as well as some of the drivers) find it extremely amusing, while her boyfriend is the greenest flag of all time.
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yourusername rumour has it that the best couple on grid is enjoying the summer break and the rumors are TRUE! though it is also said that the girl in third slide fell off the scooter and got a concussion so her boyfriend took her phone away for three days â this may or may not be true!
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user1 oscar is so whipped the guy is the first like whenever she posts something đđ
user2 i know ehic isnt a thing in monaco unfortunately but my other european girlies please remember to get yourself an ehic card if you travel across europe it can save you a lot of nerves if you injury yourself on vacay đđđ
priniya european girlies always remember to have a valid european health insurance card! <3
oscarpiastri she might say its not true but it is đđ the girl almost gave me a heart attack
landonorris yourusername someone should lock you up because at this rate youre gonna hurt yourself by breathing
yourusername im having a brat summer âšď¸
arthur_leclerc dont think its how it works lutin
francisca.cgomes rumour has it that she didnât take her girlfriend with her to her trip
lilymhe rumour has it that she broke her other girlfriendâs heart
yourusername NOOOO IM SORRY đđđ LET ME MAKE IT UP WHEN THE BREAK ENDS
marverstappen1 girl how do you even function with that clumsy brain of yours?
yourusername kellypiquet please tell p that max is making fun of me because i got hurt
kellypiquet sheâs making you a card rn
maxverstappen1 our house turned into a glitterlandia because of that card
yourusername I LOVE HER SO MUCH
user3 i honestly cant wait for the pyn reunion in zandvoort đĽšđĽšđĽš
yourusername same shes my true one đđ
charles_leclerc oscarpiastri take your aussie hands off my baby sister or ill crash into you in zandvoort đ
charles_leclerc for legal purpose this may or may not be a joke
yourusername crash into him and iâll do something worse than have his hands on me and make you watch
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francisca.cgomes a girls night gone wrongâŚ
â tagged alexandrasaintmleux, yourusername
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user4 i bet my LIFE that yn had to go to the er đđđ
pierregasly THIS is what you meant by a surprise??????
francisca.cgomes surprise . . . đŚ
alexandrasaintmleux it was fun while it lasted . . .
user5 WHY DOES THE COMMENTS SEEM LIKE YN DIED WHERE IS HER COMMENT
user6 yn rn đđŞŚđŞŚ
user7 you are not funny! hope that helps â¤ď¸
charles_leclerc girl where is my sister đđđđ
yourusername WHY ARE YALL ACTING LIKE I DIED?????
user8 SHES ALIVE YOU GUYS
oscarpiastri kika you were supposed to bring her back in one piece?
francisca.cgomes sorry it was not my fault
francisca.cgomes literally not my fault this time a guy bumped into her shoulder and she fell đđđ
yourusername i sprained my ankle :(
alexandrasaintmleux we still love you đŤś
user9 ngl i would give my leg to be a part of this friendship
user10 same
landonorris petition to keep yourusername locked in a cage
user11 đ§đ§đ§
yourusername you gotta catch me first đââď¸đââď¸đââď¸
pierregasly i second this
lilymhe i third
alexandrasaintmleux ily yn but i fourth âšď¸
twitter !
user13 WHEN ITS GONNA BE MY TURN???
user14 i need an oscar in my life but idk if i wanna be yn đ
user15 you r so real for that oomf
user16 ngl i wish i could be oscar to be with yn
user17 god just knew that if she made yn flawless she would be too much for mortals
user18 she ?
user17 god is a woman and her name is pascale leclerc đââď¸đââď¸
user19 LMAO
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lando.jpg never accept an invitation from yourusername for a dinner at her house because thereâs a 100% chance sheâs gonna burn herself while making you food
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oscarpiastri shouldnt have invited YOU
lando.jpg ??? MEAN ???
oscarpiastri dont make fun of my clumsy girlfriend
yourusername when heâs protective â¸(ď˝ĄË áľ Ë )â¸âĄ
yourusername i burnt myself while YOU ALL WERE LAUGHING
user20 oscar was laughing too?đ
arthur_leclerc he was glaring at everyone laughing while looking after yn
user21 oscar is the bestest boyfriend possible i need an oscar in my life
user22 yourusername can you fight?
yourusername i have three older brothers, go figure it out
user22 (・â˘Ě︿â˘Ě・)
charles_leclerc cant believe they didnât invite ME and they invited YOU
arthur_leclerc she invited me and enzo LOL
user23 lando.jpg comeback to make fun of oscars gf đđđ
charles_leclerc SHE WAS MY SISTER FIRST
user24 yn is a klutz first human second
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oscarpiasti a few things that summer break gave me: a dog (yes, iâm officially a dog dad), relaxing time with my friends n family, a fiancĂŠe and lots of headaches due to the clumsiness of my gorgeous fiancĂŠe.
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yourusername i love youuuuuu
hattiepiastri THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT???
hattiepiastri yourusername YOURE MARRYING MY BROTHER????
hattiepiastri HOW DID THAT HAPPEN??
yourusername i flipped a coin
georgerussell63 it probably hit you in the face too, no?
user25 IMAGINE THE FAMILY GATHERINGS???
user26 hold on is oscar gonna go there as charlesâ son or ynâs throphy husband??
user27 the family dynamics must be crazy??? because wdym his girlfriendâs brother ADOPTED him??
oscarpiasti fianceeâs*
user27 oh hes not playing
user28 this gon be soooo awkward at the family dinner
yourusername BURN THE PAPERS charles_leclerc HES MINE NOW
charles_leclerc HE WAS MINE FIRST
nicolepiastri iâm pretty sure he was mine first đĽ°
pascale_leclerc now we have to share children nicolepiastri
landonorris love you guys but you shouldnât have a wedding because with yns abilities she might turn the party into a funeral
mclaren so glad to have yn in the mclaren family! đ§Ą
user29 engagement this engagement that we KNEW you would tie the knot sooner or later WHAT IS THE DOGS NAME đŁď¸đŁď¸đŁď¸
oscarpiastri pepper :)
user30 yn and lorenzo both engaged in 2024?? leclerc siblings are going STRONG
lewishamilton congratulations to you guys đđ
sebastianvettel lots of love and patience with that one, oscar :)
user31 not the girls not congratulating oscyn⌠fake friends?
user32 gtfo they prob knew abt it already and congratulated them IN PERSON and not in instagram photo comments
francocolapinto lost my chance đđđđđ˘
user33 LMAOOO??? bro saw her at ONE (1) race and fell in love
user34 honestly cant blame him
user35 pls never media train him
yourusername pls franco never change đŤś
pierregasly pls dont elope i need that free food
yukitsunoda0511 dude youre a MILLIONAIRE?
pierregasly dude gtfo
yukitsunoda0511 if i were them i would elope just to spite you
oscarpiastri dont give yn any ideas pls
yourusername no eloping for us i need my brothers to walk me down the aisle đđđ
georgerussell63 to make sure you donât trip over the dress?
yourusername youre officially uninvited đ
user36 SHE WANTS CHARLES ENZO AND ARTHUR WALKING HER DOWN THE AISLE??? OH IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
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no you know what I'm going to scream about the stuff I talked about in the tags of this post publicly
I'm tired of the well-meaning "don't feel bad if your work only gets 20 notes your genius is what counts and do it for you!" bullshit. I've had a good handful of friends who have straight up DEACTIVATED in recent months because their work was not getting reblogged AT ALL. No, it wasn't from lack of not being well-liked, no it wasn't from lack of trying to make sure it was getting out there to the people they knew would engage with it. It was because no matter how much they were praised privately for their work, when push came to shove, absolutely NOBODY reblogged it and gave it the audience that it was due, and I'm tired of people shoving the "unsung genius" narrative as an excuse for it. Nothing excuses that. And the boop event really proved that.
because I know given the opportunity, indiscriminately pressing a button (sometimes 10 thousand times, as I did) is not beyond this website's capability. y'all loved doing that. and look at what it wrought. nothing but love and affection and happiness. just from a couple of quick clicks of a little paw button. sure. nobody knew who you booped but the other person (which is how likes used to work on this website, btw). there was an element of anonymity to it. but that is kind of the core of this website that no other social media platform still has: the ability to be anonymous. and hyper-curating a blog on here like you might on twitter or instagram to project an image is simply not viable. and hey. you wanna know a secret: literally nobody cares what you post or whether it goes with the "theme" of your blog or not. yeah. I know. CRAZY concept in this day and age. but literally. I myself have reblogged things that have had nothing to do with whatever I am currently fixated by and you know what happened to my follower count? not a damn thing. in fact, I actively try to reblog things specifically BECAUSE it's my friends who made them (even though I'm not always good at KEEPING UP WITH HOW MUCH THEY POST @prismatica-the-strange will NEVER GO UNRECOGNIZED by me).
And you know what fucking sucks? I have to deal with this too. surprise right? you ever wonder why I reblog fics or art I post like 20 times the day that I post them? do you ever wonder why I ask about tag lists and beg for asks all the time? IT'S BECAUSE EVEN I GET LIKE. 5 LIKES ON THE THINGS I POST. AND THE REST OF THE REBLOGS ARE MINE SO I CAN MAKE SURE THAT PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SEE WHAT I MAKE GET TO SEE IT. and I say that knowing that I'm certainly not an unpopular blog, or an unpopular writer. I know that people love the stories that I create. Hell, half of the people that I've talked to about lady terror have told me that they consider her to be canon (AND EVEN SOME!! THOUGHT SHE WAS!!! WITHOUT EVEN HAVING WATCHED THE SHOW! WHICH IS STILL SO SO WILD TO ME!!!) But especially in the last 4 years (which really dates this phenomenon), my posts, no matter how well received they've been amongst people I've talked to about them directly, I still go into the notes and at least half (often more than half) are MY reblogs to make sure people saw what I posted. and it happens every single time, and I can't tell you how much it crushes me considering that it used to be that I would be able to post it only once, and people would reblog it sometimes even HUNDREDS of times.
It's not about popularity. it never has been. it's not about anxiety. or shifting website cultures. even if you lurk, the simple fact is, that if you want people to keep making what you love. you have to reblog. your theme won't suffer because you reblogged a fanfiction that you really admire. your posting won't be ruined because you reblogged some fanart from someone in a different fandom. really. I promise. and if people do unfollow you for that? who needs em. followers come and go but you should NEVER have to cater to them. on this website it has ALWAYS been the other way around. lean into it. make it yours. put stuff you ACTUALLY WANT to be seen and that you love and appreciate on your blog. no matter how old it is, how new it is, no matter how niche or off-theme it is.
so please. if you really want to show your appreciation for someone's work? you reblog. it's really as easy as that. check the tags. add some when you reblog if you like. but please for the love of god reblog. it's as easy as booping and even more rewarding for the people who you reblog from. if you want to let someone know that their work is genius and appreciate it? show it. reblog. then DM them if you're too nervous to say what you want to say but not in a public forum. but for christ's sake. REBLOG.
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yeah so going off that maykitz post about sonya massey & it's showing me that white people have this gross almost fetishtic relationship to witnessing violence against brown and black bodies. like why are you encouraging people to watch what is essentially snuff. everytime a black person is murdered on camera by a cop or a group of Palestinian children get killed in another iof bombing y'all will share the uncensored horrific blood and viscera talking about some 'dont you dare look away'. like girl fuck you how do you think it feels for us to see our people get graphically tortured and murdered at the hands of white supremacist colonial forces? I saw the video of Sonya being shared all over twitter and I couldn't even get past the first few seconds of her holding the pot. I'm not even being funny when I say don't nobody wanna see that shit. y'all might see it as a 'oh people are trying to stick their heads in the sand and shield themselves from the truth!' like NO we're really not! we're not sitting up here making crybaby ass posts about how 'tumblr is supposed to be a fun place so if you use it as an escape from all of the bad things happening you're valid đ' we are all very much aware of what is going on in the world, and ask yourself why you have to see first hand explicit horrific footage of a black woman being shot in the FACE to have sympathy with us?!
#do you think the palestians that send you messages begging for you to share their gofundmes to escape#enjoy at all having to post pictures of their emaciated bloodied and bandaged children? no#its cause if they dont they no yall (white people) won't sympathize or believe them#and y'all will sit up here and knee jerkingly label them as bots and scammers
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Iâm fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if theyâve interacted before, but couldnât find anything! Sorry for asking Iâm just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh
hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]
i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..
#snap chats#//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes#might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me đ§ââď¸#@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ...#there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams//#recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking#he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ#oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever#first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway#aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO#though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role#daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot#yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does#if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh#and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing#theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line#masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together#if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack#but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral#im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 ....#and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like#'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)'#and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal#they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway.#tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together#like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons đđđđ#one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid#so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny.#and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/
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Soft Hard Launch - CL16
Charles Leclec x Youtuber! Reader
Summary: After fans start speculating about the man in Y/N's vlogs Charles gives up on the soft launch entirely.
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yourinstagram I finally posted on Youtube! Check out the vlog, link in bio <3
user1 I can't believe mother has finally posted!
user2 Not Y/N posting a man in a vlog and on IG thinking we wouldn't say something
-> user3 no fr! like we see him! who is he?
user4 He better treat you right!
tarayummy we need to vlog together again soon! liked by creator
user5 Ariana! What are you doing here? (Charles)
-> user6 No cause I was thinking the same thing! What is a vroom vroom boy doing in her likes?
--> user7 hi! I'm a newer fan but who is Charles?
---> user6 Charles Leclerc! He's a Ferrari driver in Formula 1!
oliviarodrigo So beautiful!
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scuderiaferrari We have Youtuber and Fashion Influencer Y/N L/N joining us this weekend in Ferrari!
user14 I feel like the one fan who shipped her and Charles might actually be onto something!
user15 Mother! I'm so happy to see my worlds colliding.
user16 back at it again with letting random influencers who knows nothing about the sport into the paddock
charlesleclerc I would make an amazing tour guide!
-> landonorris of course you would lover boy
user17 WE SAW THAT LANDO
-> user18 what happened?
--> user19 Lando replied to Charles comment saying "of course you would love boy"
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charlesleclerc: you posted me
-> youruser: And Lewis!
user20: What are you doing in the paddock?
user20: I see you're posting your man
sabrinacarpenter: I wanna see the fit!
-> youruser: I'll text them to you soon! I'm waiting for the professional ones from when I was walking in!
user21: So it's Charles?
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charlesleclerc Oh how the past year has been amazing. ti amo fino alla luna e ritorno
user27 omg "I love you to the moon and back"
user28 Oh he was tired of not being the one she was shipped with
user29 so officially parents
oliviarodrigo better be treating mother well!
-> charlesleclerc yes maam
user30 I can't believe mother is really with a vroom vroom boy
aurthurleclerc maman wants to know when she will be coming to the next family dinner
-> youruser You tell her I will be there whenever she wants me to be! I love her cooking
user31 I love that his family already knows her
#formula 1#f1 imagine#f1 x you#formula one imagines#formula 1 x you#f1#lando norris#charles leclerc fluff#f1 smut#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc fanfic#formula 1 smau#f1 smau#formula one smau#Charles leclerc smau#formula 1 smut#formula one smut
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B.A.S.
Max Verstappen x Model!Reader
Summary : Max has a girlfriend, you have a boyfriend⌠guess you both ainât shit
Currently playing : B.A.S by Megan Thee Stallion
Warnings : toxic Max, toxic reader, toxic Daniel, everyone toxic (in a funny way), suggestive content, implied cheating (donât cheat yâall), fade to black ending
this is so rushed but I couldnât get the idea out of my head but I also have so much uni work to catch up on so here you go.
Blah blah blah please do not hate on Kelly Piquet I donât know her and neither do you, this is fiction.
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user4 17th to 1st I know thatâs right
user7 patiently waiting for the comment from y/n
â user8 why do yâall always bring her up
â user7 her and max are fucking and you canât convince me otherwise
â user8 you guys are actually deranged
yourusername so proud of our boy đđ¤
â user7 you see what Iâm seeing @/user8
â user8 okay our boy is insane work
â user9 oh my god
â user10 these are fighting words
â user11 our boy?? OUR?? O-U-R?? Kelly and y/n sister wives confirmed??
â user17 Kelly Iâve never liked you but if you wanna deck her imma look the other way for 5 minutes
â user3 idgi sheâs just being nice ???
â user4 being nice is saying well done⌠with this comment she may as well post a tape of her and max doing the devilâs dance in 69 different positions
â user5 now you know this just plain disrespectful đ đ
â user19 the girlies are fightingđ¤đ¤
â user21 ik max giggling and kicking his feet rn
danielricciardo so proud of our boy đđ¤
â user7 now what you out here being messy for??
â user11 I know him and y/n are cackling to each other on FaceTime rn
â user15 not them tag teaming her⌠give her a min to get up đ
â user25 danny pls spill the tea what do you know!
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user5 the picture of you and max b4 the one of you and your man⌠can someone say messy
user6 te amo Brazil? Or te amo your boyfriend??? Or te amo Max????? like pls girl help us understand đ
yourboyfriendsuser we need to come back for a baecation âĽď¸
â user7 lmao heâs fighting for his life đ¤ he rlly said letâs go back just us two
â user9 you just know he barely saw her all week
user12 I love toxic girls! Love to see women in male dominated fields fr fr
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â user7 naurrrrrrrr đ đ
â user8 Kelly Piquet found dead
â user12 okay but like actually what is going on??????? like genuinely??? does anyone know??
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â user8 you might as well have called her a trifling hoe
â user10 lmao a song about cheating and being toxic and you were just like Iâll call y/n, sheâs perfect
user7 I donât care that sheâs a weirdo, your honour I love her!
â user16 the thing is I donât think anyone actually dislikes her đ I think ppl are actually amused by her antics
â user14 keep in mind her antics are publically cheating on her boyfriend with a guy who has a partner and a step kid đ
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user28 me personally I would love to have a timeline of her and maxâs situationshipâŚ. Cause like how do they even know eachother?
â user17 apparently she used to do karting??
â user24 yk childhood friends make so much sense as to why Kelly canât get rid of her
maxverstappen1 đđ
â user14 oh my god, this is basically confirmation right? RIGHT?!
â user12 max you may as well have commented yes weâre fucking
â user13 men are so stupid⌠cause y/n just pulled of the most amazing troll (is it still trolling if itâs true???) and now you wanna ruin it
user32 girl!!???? Oh my god!!?? Iâm sorry??!! Like this deserves jail oh my god
â danielricciardo free my girl, she did it all but I support her!
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yami ai [yandere] - Hot Yandere Singles Near You
synopsis: you click on a random pop-up ad and are visited by weird smiling man in suit.
genre: pure crack (like fr), fluff, tbh there's not really a plot
word count: 4.4k
warnings: implied stalking
Isnât insomnia just the worst? Like, seriously? Whatâs the point of being a human being with antiquated thoughts and impressive cognitive and motor skills when your brain fights you on the most basic stuff. For example, like sleeping!!
You mustâve refreshed YouTube and Twitter over a thousand times. Over 8 billion people in the world and thereâs no new content anywhere? You groaned and jumped back over onto Twitter, silently praying and pleading for something new to show up on your feed. Maybe a wacky billionaire got eaten by a mob of homeless people or maybe a news article about a Floridian doing something gross and outrageous and virtually impossible.
But nope. Nothing.
Not a single thing piqued your interest. You groaned again and looked at the time on your dimly lit phone. It was past 2 a.m. and you were bored out of your mind. You then lazily clicked on Google and sighed.
âMaybe someone posted a new fanfic over somethingâŚâ you hoped. And even if there wasnât a new fic uploaded youâll just read the old ones you favorited. Perhaps reading something might put you to sleep.
As you were scrolling through your favorite ship tags, you were startled by a pop up ad covering up 90% of the screen and flashing emojis.
âUgh⌠seriously?â you groaned. âThey should make ad-blockers on phones for this shit.â You squinted at the bright lettering emanating from your phone even though it was at the lowest brightness setting.
â ď¸(99+) Hot Yandere Singles NEAR YOUâ ď¸
YandereâsâŚ? Singles? Near me?
The pop-up ad had flashing peach, cherry, and eggplant emojis with a water splash emoji at the end to signify⌠well, youâre not sure what it was trying to signify. On the sides of the ad, it showed pictures of very gorgeous men and women, all striking suggestive poses. Underneath the title was a small summary that read. âThese lonely desperate yanderes wanna meet you! Theyâll most likely find you anyway, but wouldnât you rather be the honey to a bee instead of a fly? Try it NOW for FREE!! No hookups! No catfishes! No sign ups!â Then below that were a few empty boxes to fill out requiring your personal information.
"..."
Was this a porn ad?!
No way at 2:45 in the freaking morning did you just get a porn pop-up ad while googling mafia au fanfiction. This has to be some kind of joke. Maybe it was prank and someone was just fucking with you. And how and why would there be 99+ yanderes in your area?! You couldnât be surrounded by that many psychos. Could you? Whatever the case may be, it was now past 2 a.m. and as the rule of life states âNothing good happens after 2 a.m.â. You donât know if it was the lack of sleep or just reckless curiosity, but you gave your shoulders a shrug and mumbled a âfuck itâ as you put in your information. Your name, number, gender, age, preferred sex, email, and mailing address. As you clicked submit and continued scrolling, you gave very little thought about how this would go down.
On one hand, the ad turns out to be real and you get a partner out of this. Or
You get quartered, stalked, doxxed, and murdered like the dumbass you are for putting your personal info into a sketchy porno-like pop-up on Google.
Or, it turns out to be a prank and some asshole sitting in a basement has a good laugh at you.
Meh. Youâll deal with it in the morning.
*****
You were jolted awake with the sound of rapid knocking coming from your front door. You groaned into your pillow as you tried to ignore the person desperately wanting your attention from outside your apartment. You finally got some sleep only for it to get interrupted. Only minutes and minutes of continued knocking without any signs of letting up, you decide to get up and shoo away whoever it was. You wearily grabbed your phone to check the time.
8:02 a.m.
You huffed as you stormed towards the front door.
âIf this a fucking Jehovaâs Witness, I swear to godâŚâ you grumbled. You swung open the door and threw the person a harsh glare, only to be met with popping sounds as confetti flew in your face.
âGood morning, my dear darling~!! Are you ready to begin on the road to happiness and love?â the stranger shouted a far too happy tone for 8 in the morning.
You took a step back in shock, fully awake as you waved and dusted the confetti from your face and hair. You looked the strange man up and down. He was smiling ear to ear and wore an expensive looking suit to warm for the summer weather. A briefcase stood right beside him along with dozens of other party poppers and a white plastic bag filled with brown bottles with oddly enough no labels on them. You looked at the manâs face. He was surprisingly attractive and without a single flaw anywhere. His hair was jet black and shined a very prominent gloss. You were honestly kind of embarrassed to be seen by him when you looked like such a mess. The man let out a chuckle.
âOh my.â he said, gently putting his hand over his mouth with vague concern. âI hope I didnât startle you too much. I probably shouldâve sent you an email notifying you of the time I was coming. Iâm sorry that mustâve been a troubling awakening.â
You quirked your eyebrow and took another step back, grabbing onto the doorknob so that you could slam it right in his face if things got too weird.
âAnd⌠you are?â
âOh my, oh my. Where are my manners? How careless of me to assume.â The man bowed with a curtsy. âI am the âMatchmakerâ. My job is to pair two people with their fated soulmate and give each of my clients their happily ever after. Itâs very nice to meet you, (Y/N) (L/N).â
You felt a chill crawl down your spine. Howâd this weirdo know your name?! You tried to close the door as fast as you could, but the âMatchmakerâ was even faster. He clicked his tongue at you, his smile unchanging, but his eyes seemed to harden his gentle tone.
âMy, how rude. Is that any way to treat a guest?â He let out another chuckle. âYouâll never find love that way.â
âH-How did you know my name?â you stuttered.
Again, another chuckle. What was so funny? âMy dear~. You gave it to me.â
What the hell was he talking about? How could you have given this creep your name? Was he a stalker? A junkie? Noticing the confusion on your face, the man spoke up again.
âOh my dear. Do you really not remember?â he asked, tilting his head in feign innocence. âYou filled out an ad to meet singles in your area. And here I am, coming to fulfill that ad.â
You eased up on the tension you had on the door and tilted your head in surprised confusion. âThat was a real ad?â
The man stood up tall and smiled earnestly again. âOf course. However, you are the first person to actually fill out that ad. Really, this is more of a celebration to both of us.â
Huh, so the pop-up ad was real.
Not a prank.
And now thereâs a psycho standing at your front door promising you a partner from an actual yandere.
âI honestly thought it was a prank. I mean⌠yanderes? Isnât that just an anime thing?â
âOh, I assure you my darling.â he said with a snide smirk. âYanderes are real. And when they heard about signing up, it was like tossing chicken in a sea of alligators. All clamoring to be the first person to take a bite.â
Okay, gross but kind of sweet.
âMay I come in?â
âHuh?â
âWell, my dear. It would be easier to come in and talk through the process of how this goes instead of standing here.â
âOh, um⌠Suuuree-â
âGreat! My my darling~. What a lovely home. Very well decorated.â The man quickly strided into your house and made himself comfortable in your living room, looking as if he was analyzing every detail about your house.
Richard Chase wouldâve loved your dumbass.
You shut the door and followed him into your own apartment and offered him a seat on your couch. Might as well, right? Youâve gone this far and you're still alive.
âUmmâŚâ you hesitantly shifted from one foot to another. âDo you⌠um⌠want some coffee maybe? Or tea? Maybe a glass of water? If you haven;t eaten breakfast yet, I whip you up something.â
Yeah, sure. Feed the man with only a title for a name and waltzed right into your house after showing up after you put in your personal information into a random pop-up ad at 3 a.m. promising you a happy life with hot single yanderes in your area. You are the pinnacle of human genius. The apex of natural selection. The creme de la creme of common sense. Charles Darwin would be so impressed.
âHow thoughtful. Just coffee would be fine. Thank you.â
After brewing a quick pot, you sat across from the man facing him heads on and gently slid him his steaming cup. After a while of taking little sips in weird silence, he spoke up again.
âBefore we continue, Iâd just like to say: Thank you so much for applying for this wonderful opportunity!! Not many people would click on an ad requiring doxxing information to meet their soulmates! Again, congrats on being our number one willing client!â
âWilling client?â you asked.
âWell, of course! For some reason, humans seem to really love the idea of a yandere until thereâs one standing on their front porch!â he laughed.
âHumans? Iâm sorry. Are you not human, MrâŚ?â
âAh ah! No need for formalities! Just âThe Matchmakerâ or simply âMatchmakerâ.
âOh, so⌠you donât have a true name? Or is that just a title?â
âOh darling~.â he sang sweetly. âThatâs none of anyoneâs fucking business, is it?â
Your eyes widened and let out a nervous chuckle. âOkay, got it! Just Matchmaker. Lovely name. Adore it. In fact, I love when strange mysterious men only give a title for a name.â What the hell does that even mean? You had no idea what you were saying anymore.
âHeh, smart cookie.â He winked. âShall we begin?â
âUm, yeah, so⌠how does this work exactly?â you finally asked.
âSimple, my dear darling. Think of this as an ordinary matchmaking appointment. I have a stack of potential soulmates all ready to meet you. I have the same information about them that I also have of you. Each potential soulmate also has a picture so if you donât really feel up to meeting face-to-face just yet you can look over the picture and see who captures your heart.â
âFace-to-face? So these guys have my picture too?â âOf course! And might I say, those pictures donât do you justice. In all my years in this business, Iâve never seen such an obsession and overload of potential soulmates for just one person.â
You lightly blushed. âI-I donât know about that⌠I barely got any sleep last night so I probably look like a zombie right nowâŚâ
âAu contraire, Darling. You look absolutely stunning. If I werenât such a professional I would burn all these forms and claim you as my one and only~.â
You felt your entire face flush red as the Matchmaker pierced your soul with his longing gaze. It felt like he was staring into your very essence â like he could read you like a book. You nervously cleared your throat and shifted your eyes away, hoping to bring down your blush.
âS-So! Um⌠should we get started?â you stuttered, internally kicking yourself for being so easily flustered by a couple of smooth words. Ted Bundy wouldâve had a field day with your dumbass.
âReady whenever you are, my dear.â The Matchmaker set his briefcase on your coffee table and pulled out a single form and slid it over towards you. âLetâs start off with an easy one.â
You looked at the form along with the picture of a very attractive man paperclipped to the paper. According to the form, his name is Hamazawa Akita. He was in his early 20âs, had a varying array of hobbies from hiking to scuba diving, and was very much in love with you.
âWell, what do you think?â
âHm, well, heâs very cute. And very active.â
âWould you like to meet him?â
âUm, sure⌠is there a number I could call orâŚ?â
âNo need! We can bring him in right now.â The Matchmaker snapped his fingers and you whipped your head towards the front door where Akita strolled in, all smiles. You looked back over the Matchmaker. âDid I not lock my door? Wait. More importantly, howâd he get here?!â
The Matchmaker smiled. âMy dear, when youâre in this business you pick up a few tricks.â He then turned his attention towards Akita who now stood in the middle of the living room. âNo. 1 would you like to introduce yourself?â
Akita stood tall and his eyes seemed to beam directly at you. âMy name is Hamazawa Akita. Ever since I saw your picture Iâve dreamed about sweeping you off your feet and claiming you all to myself!â
âSo, like 8 hours ago?â
âYes!! But those hours feel like years when being away from you.â
âHmm.â
âSo, what do you think? Are you feeling the butterflies?â
You looked up Akita up and down and your face twisted as if youâre deciding on whether or not to buy a car or a piece of clothing.
âUm, to be honest my guy. Iâm not feeling it.â
âHuh?â
âExcuse me, my darling?â
âWeeeelllllâŚ. I mean, donât get me wrong! Youâre very attractive and your words are sweet, but I donât think I believe any of it. Like, you just admitted to wanting me all to yourself only 8 hours ago, but I donât really feel anything. Not even a shiver.â
The Matchmaker and Akita both looked at each other like they werenât really expecting that. With a quick wave of his hand, Akita slumped his shoulders and headed towards your front door. You shouted out an apology as the dejected suitor walked out.
âWell, I didnât expect that. I donât normally get such competent clients. At least those that get past kicking and screaming.â The Matchmaker grinned. You shrugged.
âI guess I just know what I like. All the anime Iâve watched kind of gives you that high standard of what makes a yandere a real yandere, yâknow?â
He nodded. âI cannot agree more. Well, we have plenty more where that came from. Shall we continue?â
*****
Papers were strewn across your coffee table in an unorganized fashion as both you and your estranged guest were tired beyond belief. You had no idea how many hours had passed nor how many guests were in and out of your apartment. Youâre honestly surprised none of your neighbors complained or called the police. Your apartment wouldâve looked like a clown car if anyone had been watching from the outside. You honestly lost count after No. 256. You let out another yawn and laid on your side trying your best to keep your eyes open. Maybe 2 hours of sleep wasnât enough for the multiple interviews you had to conduct today. Maybe your 9th grade biology teacher was right. Maybe you are going to die alone. A weary sigh brought you from your thoughts.
âMy, my. You are definitely the most high standard client Iâve ever had. I didnât think weâd get to the triple digits in just one day.â
You also sighed and sat up in your seat. âI know. Iâm sorry. Itâs just⌠All these guys are cute and all, but theyâre all lacking something. Theyâre either too forceful or not forceful enough. Too wimpy or too strong. Or too obsessed or just incredibly so lovesick that I feel like theyâd fall in love with just about anyone whoâd be willing. Ugh, why canât this be simpler like adopting an animal?â You groaned. You also hadnât thought this would take this long. You didnât really think of yourself as having high standards until today. Until today, youâd be happy with anyone close to you in age and with a heartbeat. Who knew picking out a yandere soulmate would be so challenging. And who knew that thereâd be so many willing participants! The Matchmaker reached into his briefcase and pulled another stack of forms and slid them over to you. There must be at least over a hundred papers in front of you. How did he have so many?!
âHow about we switch things up, hm? Youâll look over the papers and when you see someone that catches your eye, Iâll bring him in.â He made it sound like you were adopting a dog or a cat. But if this made it go any faster, you were willing to try.
After about 3 more stacks of papers, you were starting to lose hope and patience. When you got to the last few papers, you stopped dead in your tracks. Woah baby!
âWoah baby!â you exclaimed.
âDid you find someone you like?â The Matchmaker asked hopefully.
âOh yeah. This guy.â You showed him the paper. He furrowed his brows a little.
âAre you sure? I donât think I remember this man. His name and face donât seem familiar.â
âReally? Maybe heâs a late entry or something?â
Matchmaker stroked his chin in thought. âIâll go check it out. Be right back, dear. Iâm very sorry for this inconvenience.â
You waved off his apology with a smile and he left your apartment. You then leaned back with a groan. You just wanted to find your âsoulmateâ or whatever and move on with this day. You closed your eyes for a second and waited patiently for Matchmaker to come back.
Tap tap tap
Just like deja vu, you were awoken by rapid knocking. Except this time it wasnât coming from your front door.
Tap tap tap tap
It sounds like itâs coming from⌠your window?
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
You quickly got up and walked towards your window and opened it.
âWoah!â You jumped back a little as you were met face to face with the man that you had picked out and that the Matchmaker went to go find.
âWow⌠heâs even cuter in person!!â
He let out a delicious chuckle and gave you a charming smile.
âI didnât mean to scare you, darling~. Hehe, though I think that fear in your eyes was worth it. So adorable~.â For the second time today, a complete weirdo stranger has made you blush. WaitâŚ
âWait! I donât have a balcony and Iâm on the third floor. Howâd you-?â You peeked over the window to see if he was pulling a Criss Angel.
âI have incredible grip strength~.â he winked.
âOooh Iâm sure~.â you swooned. For a weirdo, he was a smooth talking weirdo.
âOh, I got these for you, sweetheart~.â He pulled himself up and sat on your windowsill and pulled out a bouquet of roughly cut flowers from behind him. You gasped and grabbed them, giving them a smell.
âThese are my favorite!! How did you know? I donât think that was one of the pieces of info required for the Matchmaker.â you asked.
The stranger chuckled. âEasy. I never filled out that stupid application.â
You looked up from your flowers and titled your head like a confused puppy.
âI already know everything about you. I donât need a stupid piece of paper to tell me what I already know about you. Like, how I know that you have secret sweets hidden all throughout your room. Or that whenever you have a good day you love to sing Stray Kids.â
He inched closer to you as you backed up further into the room.
âYou wonât eat frozen pizza, but every so often you eat a lobster roll from a food truck from Gary on Main St.. You have life destroying evidence of your boss that youâre planning on using on your last day. Youâve seen the Barbie movie 5 times. AndâŚâ
You felt your legs hit the couch and tried to keep yourself from falling onto your back like a defenseless turtle.
âYour favorite anime is⌠Dar-â You quickly covered the strangerâs mouth with a furious blush.
âI only watch it ironically!! I donât love it! Itâs not my favorite!â you quickly clarified. The gravity of the situation was made perfectly clear after that. This man really knew all about you. Honestly, youâre so loud that youâre pretty sure that people on the ground outside could hear you singing. And you donât really pay attention to your surroundings so it's easy for someone to know that you eat from a food truck every other week at specific times. But, knowing your favorite secretly watched anime?
âW-Who⌠are you?â you stuttered. Youâre pretty sure you already knew the answer.
He laughed and you felt his lips brush against your fingers. You blushed and tried to pull back, only to be stopped by his hands.
âSweetie~. You already know who I am.â He grabbed the paper from the stack and put it next to his face. âSee? Iâm Yami Ai. Your soulmate.â
Before you could even process what was happening, you were gently pushed onto the couch with Yami hovering over you holding your hands beside your head. You couldnât stop the blush erupting from your neck to your face. Your heart was beating way too fast and your stomach felt jumpy and queasy. Butterflies.
You cleared your throat. âUm⌠so, if you didnât fill out a form then how come The Matchmaker had your profile and picture? And why didnât you use the front door?â
Yami smirked and leaned in closer. âItâs pretty simple to pull off when your apartment does security checks on new guests entering the building.â
âBut, my apartment doesnâtââ you stopped. âOoooh⌠So you impersonated a security guard, slipped your profile and info into his briefcase, and were planning on showing up as one of the potential singles? Thatâs⌠convoluted. But, smart.â You shrugged. âAnd since you obviously knew which floor I was on and which window was mine, I assume youâve been watching me for a while and were watching me last night when I couldnât sleep?â
Yami laughed again. âYou are so smart~. You really catch on quickly, donât you?â
You shrugged again with a nervous smile. âW-Well, obviously not smart enough to not put in my personal info and have strange men come in and out of my apartment.â
Yami was quick to turn his gentle smile into a hard, harsh frown. His grip on your wrists grew tighter and you winced under the force he placed in you.
âYou know, my darling. Itâs partially my fault. If I hadnât backed out and taken you that night, youâd never be in this situation. With those men eyeing you up and down like you were theirs. Having that smiling freak calling you âdearâ and âdarlingâ when only I can call you that. I was planning on getting rid of the competition, but you did that for me.â
Yami loosened his grip and lifted you up, staring into your eyes. You blushed again.
âRejection after rejection. Some guys didnât even get 2 words out before you turned away. Of course my darling would only want the most perfect man. Isnât that right, darling~?â
âHehehe~â you leaned in with a giggle. âYouâre so sweet~.â
You are such a baby for flattery.
*****
âMy dear darling, Iâm so very sorry for the inconvenience. I didnât mean to be gone for so long, but I could not find this person youââ Matchmaker explained, rushing in and stopping dead in his tracks when he saw both you and Yami, the man who left 30 minutes ago to go find, eating breakfast in the living room.
Sitting in his lap.
And feeding each other.
âOh! Matchmaker!â you exclaimed, quickly swallowing your food. You didnât notice Yami tightening his grip on your waist nor did you notice the cold glare and tense atmosphere enveloping the room. âLook who I found~.â
âI seeâŚâ he said hesitantly.
âHe climbed up the building and came in through the window.â
âMy~. How romantic~.â he sang. âSo, I take it that you are satisfied with your soulmate? Or⌠do you wish to continue searching?â he asked teasingly. Before Yami could say anything, you quickly spoke again.
âYep! Iâm sure.â You ruffled Yamiâs hair and nuzzled up against him. âI wouldnât trade him for anyone else.â Yami hugged you closer to his chest as you giggled. âPlus, he makes the most amazing breakfast in the world, so extra points!â you cheered. You reached out towards the Matchmakerâs briefcase.
âHere you go! I put all the papers back in for you.â
Matchmaker quickly walked over and grabbed his briefcase along with your hand. âWell, my dear. Itâs been an honor. You are truly the most remarkable and memorable client I have ever had.â he said with a bow and made his way towards the door. However, before leaving he chuckled and looked back at the both of you. âAlthough, itâs a shame,â he sighed. âMaybe if I had stayed, I wouldâve snatched you up myself.â
And with a final loud laugh, The Matchmaker disappeared, but not before Yami stood up to lounge and attack the fleeting man like a guard dog. You snorted and caressed his face to calm him down. âRelax, Yami. Heâs just joking.â
âWell, I hated his joke. Fuckinâ freakâŚâ he grumbled. âAnd itâs Ai. Youâre mine now. You should get used to calling each other by our first names.â
You smiled and leaned against him. âOkay, Ai. Whatever you say.â
âAnd if a man comes to the door, never EVER answer it, got it!â
âMhm.â
âIâm serious, darling. Iâll gouge their eyes out right in front of you.â
âYes sir.â
The rest of your life was going to be very interesting. Suck it, Ms. Braxton. I guess youâre the one dying alone. Because you have a yandere boyfriend! And she has gonorrhea. Bitch.
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a/n: this is so shit. i'm so sorry that i've been MIA for a while. work has been pretty crazy and i haven't really felt much motivated to write. however, i'm trying to get back into it now. with this goofy shit. kind of a joke piece, but i needed to write something silly and not serious at all to relax. (also i've been writing since 4 a.m., so...) anyways, i'm going to try and update regulary or at least post something.
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