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anthony and benedict bridgerton as full-time kate and sophie simps
"why do you keep taking pictures of me?"
"because you're so beautiful, i think i might cry"
#sophie baek#benedict bridgerton#kate sharma#anthony bridgerton#wife simp club#i would simp for kate and sophie too#you lucky dudes#the boys' instagrams are just photo albums of their wives
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i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist
#not a shitpost#related: the most powerful crafters alive are crocheters who spend 7+ years making an intricate table cloth no one is allowed to eat on#all that arcane magic into making a display object primarily for their own enjoyment#and that of the blessed few lucky enough to be invited into their home to behold what is by rights a sacred object#if you spend a certain number of hours crafting something u have the right to have it put in a shrine or museum of your choosing i think#you have imbued it with your Life Essence by sheer force of concentration and obsession it is Holy now#anyways. old ladies who knit/crochet/embroider etc are a thousands times more powerful and intimidating#than old white dudes who are obsessed with war memorabilia or whatever#i have nothing but respect awe and appropriate amounts of fear towards crafters. my liege
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#r/batman with a hilarious take tonight#bruce wayne#batman#dc#dceu#batfleck especially#he let that one dude stab him#pulled the knife out of his rotator cuff#and then used it to stab the guy back#do you think that guy cares if you land a lucky punch on his exposed face??
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A fact about Familiar AU that I've never gotten around to fully exploring is exactly how people see Dipper hanging around Bill. All romance aside, demons aren't really considered people, per se. More like grenades with the pins pulled. NOBODY wants to be holding onto the damn thing.
When the average person sees Dipper around Bill - and if they know he's a demon - they see it less as 'dude with cool handsome asshole' and more like 'dude with a sentient rocket launcher robot known for randomly going into frenzies. Also it deals cocaine'. Like, Dipper definitely shouldn't have that. SUPER illegal. And it's obviously going to rampage at any second and ruin everyone's day. But at the same time - what are they gonna do, stop him? How? He has a killer rocket launcher robot.
#This is just me thinking some thoughts#Bill loves the fear but often gets annoyed that he's taken for dumber than he is at first glance#This is speciesist!! Bill's not *mindlessly* murdering; he's doing it on purpose and with intention!#How Rude#Lucky for him he's anything but mindless! That becomes obvious very quickly if people don't back the hell away first thing#And then - oh boy do they get REALLY afraid!! It Rules!!#Dipper just has to rest his head in his hands#A conversation often repeated: A person very nervously going 'uhhhh I don't think that should be here'#Nah it's fine. Dipper knows what he's doing and Bill's.... he probably won't explode too much#Glancing between Dipper and this Clearly Powerful Demon with a big slasher smile on his face#Are you REALLY sure about that my dude
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disclaimer: i draw alot, post little. (i forget i draw)
any of you like mumbo??
he was a class doodle at some point, first ever doodle in my school sketchbook!! although, now in time i have like... i dont know.. 7 pages full?? also small doodle
#mumbo jumbo fanart#mumbo fanart#mumbo jumbo#mumbo#I HAVE BEEN WATCHING HIM ALOT MORE RECENTLY#like dude#love this guy#wore my dance dance revolution earings today because of him#if anyones lucky ill draw him with them#and an 80s shirt or something#someyhing something from my closet#beenomb#beenomb art#WHY DOES FANART LOOK DIFFERENT THE 2ND TIME YOU DRAW A CHARACTER
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Thursday titties?
uhh, it is Wednesday my dude 🙃
#do you know how hard ya girl was ovulating when i took these 💀#they're so swollen#yes i was showerin what of it#tumblr police are gonna kill me 👀#you're a bit early there time traveller#nsft#me#girls with piercings#y'all making me riskier and riskier with what i post lately and i dont wanna get nuked my dudes 🥴#annndd 2 posts in one day#you lucky ducks
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The continued conversation about "man vs bear" is infuriating because, not only is it mind-numbingly stupid, I have personally encountered a bear while alone in the woods and my first thought was to call a man for help
#I was fucking lucky I evidently spooked the thing#I smelled wet dog stopped in my tracks saw those triangle ears and I was scared shitless dude#no chance in hell I'd ever think to face a bear alone over a man#y'all truly do not fear nature enough because you are so far removed from it
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K there’s like three dudes you draw from shows I’ve never seen in your HOM verse (Heroes of the multiverse?)
I know two are generator Rex and randy ninth grade ninja but what’s the third.
It’s not Jake, Danny, or Ben.
I know Kim Juniper and Jenny.
Who am I missing?
Heroes of Millennium! (since in this au most of them are technically from the same universe, but it could be a cool alternative name ngl xD)
Ah, the poor, very often forgotten Zak Saturday from Secret Saturdays (great show, amazing plot, delightful characters! people really should watch it!).
#que?#hom au q&a#hom au#zak saturday#secret saturdays#also not to sound callouse but... dude you do realize that i always tag characters (if not shows) and it would be much MUCH faster#to search up a name yourself rather than wait for an answer (that might come who knows when) from an op? like#i dont mind answering but it will take much longer to wait for me lol#but u were lucky i was in a mood to doodle lol
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riz gukgak is SO distressing to have as a favourite character I can never funckign rest out here
#not art#smthing abt his character being motivated so equally by truth and fear#and he keeps looking for an institution that'd both help him seek the truth and assuage his fears#with him first being a PI bc his mom was a cop and then a junior agent with blessings from his dad#and hes like on that precipice of realising that its not just the people in the seats its the concept of it from the ground up thats fucked#so hes inclined towards conspiracy thoughts and an end-justifies-the-means pattern of action#like. man. hes just so fucking filled with anxiety. he guards the things that make him happy with ferocity#and the thing is! the world encourages this! every time hes paranoid he turns out to be right#that paranoia that already came from having very little control over a world thats unkind to you#honestly all the bad kids were prime radicalization/cult materials in freshman year but I feel like riz is even More so#theyre so fucking lucky they ended up together like that. there are so many things you can promise a kid#who already had plenty of things taken from and kept from him. a kid with an overworked mom and a missing babysitter#if riz didnt run into the bad kids it would be childs play to isolate him. gods. head in hands I cannot fuckign be here dude#this is why the ''small'' comic I tried to sketch ballooned up to almost 30 panels lmao needed to stuff someof this somewhere#but also skip is my favourite from ASO so maybe I just like experiencing hardship and challenges in daily mental exercises
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Welcome to kink life: A Minecraft series with a twist. In this series we only have THREE ORGASMS. Each time you orgasm you change color: virgin you're green, cuck you're yellow, and ultra whore you're on red. Every episode we have the challenge of a random kink being chosen to excite the players. But.... this time around there's an extra secret: each episode a player is chosen to be the kinkshamer, in which they must yuck someone yum without being cancelled. If they fail to do so before the end of the session, they lose a life.........
#Would you guys watch this be honest#Half of this was made up on the spot#You're lucky you didn't get people being chosen as the “vibrator-man”#Plot twist kink life is actually just w!ld life because what the hell is happening#Micro/macro and feederism BACK TO BACK??? dude#Trafficnsfw
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I can't even imagine how moronic Batman looked in the early days having out some morality dissertation on excessive use of force with an eight year old in green shorts, both of them standing over a pile of bodies in midtown Gotham.
#This is the kind of shit I pulled when I first started babysitting#and let me tell you the man's lucky he had genius kids#Batman#Batfam#robin dick grayson#Robin#Dc comics#Dude lost the street cred he was barely hanging onto
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fan but you scrunch him small as possible and put him inside test tube. not for any particular reason hes just in there hanging out.
#not art#osc#ii#ii fan#ii test tube#fan is literally so lucky dude#when you like someone so much and want to climb inside tjem#HE COULD DO THAT!!!
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nah because if the character is voiced by yuki kaji (eren jaeger, meliodas, kou mabuchi etc) AND david mantraga (usui takumi, hideki hinata, bertholdt hoover) ?? you know that character is going down in history
#shoto todoroki you lucky bastard#literally all of my favorite people combined into one icy hot dude#i think my type is just yuki kaji#and eren#and shoto#and usui#eren yeager#mha#bakugou katsuki#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bakugo#bnha x reader#deku#denki kaminari#mha bakugou#todoroki#shoto todoroki#shoto x reader#snk eren#eren jaeger fanart#eren jaeger#takumi usui#hideki hinata#anime edits#anime fanfic#anime
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Why don't you like Jimmy or Jimmy simps??
Hey darling!
So I don't like Jimmy for.. obvious reasons, but I have nothing against Jimmy simps!!
Let your freak flag fly, I do not care. I just personally don't write for Jimmy as it is a personal thing, but I can always help direct people to writers who do!!
Like for example, and these two are on the top of my head because 1. I love their work and 2. They actually have commented on one of my posts earlier so they're first writers that come to mind
@/jambalaya-enthusiast and @/curly-my-beloved are good ones!! I don't write for Jimmy, but last I checked these two do!! They're amazing writers and you guys should check them out
#im not going to fully tag them because I dont know them personally#but they seem like lovely people and if you have any jimmy x reader requests for Mouthwashing#they are some good ones#I think there might be a few other writers but im not sure..#if anyone knows any more please let me know and I will add their names on here too!!#I dont like jimmy but I have nothing against his simps guys#and by the way I dont really appreciate those “anon was lucky they stayed anon” comments#because as a writer and a reader it can really suck seeing those comments and thinking theres something wrong with it#like curly is a shitty dude too but I still weite for him I just dont write for Jimmy since its a personal preference#ill stop rambling#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing#mouthwashing horror game#jimmy x reader#mouthwashing jimmy#jimmy mouthwashing#jimmy x reader mouthwashing
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Hddhhf dUDE
DUDEEEEE
DUDE YOU JUST SHOT A GOD
FUCK
#kaos#kaos Orpheus#kaos Dionysus#like#DUDE#YOU ARE SO LUCKY THIS WON'T END AS BADLY AS IT COULD'VE#gods have punished mortals for much so so much less#Dionysus is being kinda funny right now though#orph you are so lucky right now that we're early in the series and we still need you#you could've been smited right then and their#or turned into a particularly unlucky hermit crab
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@naffeclipse enough whore Eclipse, it's time for dad outfit Eclipse
og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!
#post let luce#dcamv#sleuth jesters#made with the bounty hunter in mind so#bloodstain fool#but i think the mob boss could use some humbling too#dude can be glad i dont like drawing fanny packs or he wouldve suffered even more#I'd say I'm sorry but I'm really not#couldnt even self insert for this one my SI would just be wheezing and Eclipse would be forced to kill him#no saving grace of “youre lucky I love you” in this case#enjoy the dad outfit ya fool <3#ah almost forgot#my art
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