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Khe Sanh, South Vietnam β January 21, 1968
#black ops#cod#cod black ops cold war#cod cold war#frank woods#alex mason#Joseph bowman#you look like hammered shit#Looks don't count for shit in the jungle#This is 'Nam baby!#fanart
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I love you Monkey D. Luffy I love you protecting the power of friendship through the power of incredible violence
#I just watched the episode where he finds out Bellamy beat and robbed Cricket while they were gone#and Luffy and Zoro turn to each other and immediately nonverbally communicate#ok Luffy is gonna go beat the shit out of that guy and Zoro is going to stay here#I love that Luffy will do anything for people who have been good to him and I love that often the only thing he can do for them is#beat the snot out of the people who hurt his friends#now granted. often beating the snot out of people leads to other results#(like how beating Bellamy got his crew to give Luffy the gold artifacts back)#(or how most fights Luffy enters is with the goal of getting someone to STOP hurting people)#but I just find it endearing that heβs very. when you have a hammer (Devil Fruit) everything looks like a nail (hurting people)
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Another day, another shark added to my collection (β δΊΊβ Β β β’Νβ α΄β β’Νβ ) my first hammer head! Name suggestions??
Look at his perfectly embroidered little mouth and teeth, THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN NASTY UGLY HARD ASS FELT TEETH STICKING OUT THAT THEY USUALLY PUT ON SHARK PLUSHIES, I HATE THOSE!
#shark#hammer head shark#hammer head#fish#shark plushie#hammer head shark plushie#hammer head plushie#i love sharks#no you dont inderstand i really love sharks#favorite animal#plushie#HE HAS BEANS#i love plushies with beans!#ill have to think of a good name for him#hes so small#i love him#vons#i got him from vons btw#they had a couple of bigger sharks too but i had to resist#also they had those shit feeling#hard type felt teeth that stick out and i hate that#they werent bad plushies and the teeth didnt look bad like they usually do but the feeling of them would jave pissed me off so much#this little guy doesnt have that#hes got embroidered on flat teeth with the mouth design#very demure very mindful very cutsie#i added a picture#you see what i mean#so cute
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Fucking unfriendly reminder:
You don't have to like Izzy Hands. You can say whatever the fuck you want about him. (Ideally you can have some fucking decorum and keep it out of the Izzy Hands TAG but I suppose we don't always live in the ideal world.)
But if you're gonna mock him for his appearance or his voice then, please, shut up and have SEVERAL seats. Izzy Hands (a la OFMD) is not a real person and cannot be affected by what you may have to say about him but the person who gives him a face and a voice, Con O'Neill of course, IS. It is incredibly fucking rude to try to insult Izzy for his looks or his voice when those looks and that voice actually belong to Con.
I know some of yall don't give a shit about Con because you've heard some second-hand-second-hand bullshit about him but attacking someone for things they cannot control or change about themselves is vile REGARDLESS of who it is. If you can't be assed to not be a dick for Con's sake then at least consider that there are people who haven't done (or who have not been accused of) ANYTHING to 'deserve' those insults that might look or sound like him.
It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick about someone's appearance/voice/other things they cannot control about themselves.
#the dork is being a dork#izzy hands#con o'neill#ofmd#our flag means death#i'm fucking tired of seeing this shit#'oh tee hee he looks like this homophobic conservative'#'oh i hate his voice it sounds gross'#i am going to start hitting you with hammers#do your fucking homework you have school in the morning
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Day 120 | id in alt
Be real. It looks like Itadori and Fushiguro have unholy thin ankles.
(I will be participating in the global strike btw! So no posts until 26 or 27thπ₯)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#itadori yuji#gojo satoru#Kugisaki will comply if you jusg indulge her ass#i love drawing gojo like a freaky insect#he lives on nothing#gojo has a thing#gege definitely shows that gojo cares for Fushiguro and Itadori its that he cares for Kugisaki just as much#shes the only one that goes shopping with him and indulges his avid sweet tooth thats like top daughter shit#i just wish gege had the mind to draw gojo having a one on one teaching moment with Kugisaki like he did with the other two#idgaf i know in my brain#my heart and my left middle finger that everything i envision is canon#also to the person who wants Kugisaki to look more fucked up? i gotchuπ«‘#its happening i just never show my studies of what i envision Kugisaki's form is bc i am tired#i love drawing scars and making a story for each one#just like the bite scars around her pinkie and ring finger of her left hand#a curse got too close when she was younger and she had to pry its maw open with her hammer before using her technique like a sort of gun#shit happens shes very crafty#Itadori and Kugisaki are both kinda... square to me? i cant explain it but- maybe i can theyre both EXTREMELY stout
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SHOOT HIM. SHOOT THE GUN
z*adrs dni. kill yoreself in r eal life
#my art#iz#invader zim#gaz membrane#gaz iz#iz gaz#gir iz#iz gir#gir invader zim#< thats his last name#cant draw shiiiiiiitttddd. nothing FUNNY comes out i cant live like this i need to visit a the doctors. the way i am SICK in the head#this shit suuuuuucks man NOT FUNNY YAAARGHGHGHAG. NOT FUNNY WAAAAAGAGHAGHAGHA#need to draw something FUNNY or ill explode badly#that hammer looks so fucking funny why did i draw it like that. what is that#saw some shmuck post invader zim x jfk assassination fanart in da tag. their soul belongs to me now i harvest their life force. i own them#im so bored. have you guys seen any demons or ghosts or angels or evil spirits or something TELL ME#speak to me followers. send me a death threat. come ooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Everything past season 4 of the PPG may be dogshit but at least the Western AU episode gave us this absolute fire fit πππππππππππππππ
LIKE. WROW ππππππ Y'all have noooo idea how much I actually fucking love westerns, Rango is literally in my top 3 favorite movies (one day I will convince my gf to watch the Good, the Bad and the Ugly with me) sO THIS LOOK IS SO. HHRHRGRG πππππ FUCK IT IMMA JUST SAY IT'S HOT HE'S HOT I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH πππππππππππ
#YOU GUYS HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA. HOW INSANE THIS MAKES ME#THIS EPISODE FUCKING STINKS BUT GODDAMN HE IS SO GOOD LOOKIN ππππππππππππ#in all honesty i actually like the look without the poncho more but just cuz u can actually see the whole fit#they shoulda made the poncho like his cape where its just behind him#so you get the full view ehehehe ππππππππ#sweet christ UUUUUUUGH SORRY IM GETTING A SECOND WIND. HOOOLY SHIT πππππππππππππππππ#AND I HAVE IT THERE IN SCREENSHOT FORM BUT I FUCKING LOVE IN THE EPISODE WHEN HE DEADASS FANS THE HAMMER#LIKE WROWWWWW OKAY MAN πππππππ#THEY SHOULDA GAVE HIM A REAL GUN THO HRNSJXHF#ohhh my god and there's a part in the episode when he's robbing the bank but can't reach the counter (lol cute π)#so he just GRABS A MAN and pushes the dude to the ground to stand on him aND??????? UH π³#YKW EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AWAY RIGHT NOW SORRY π³ππππππ#anyway aaaaah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH πππππππππππππππππ#hear me now. listen close cherryheads. i WILL make this an au in my ship. and it will be way fucking cooler than that shit episode#there will be real guns π#but that might take me a while so for now. AA πππππππππππππππππππππ#ruby rambles#π: loving you's a felony#gush post
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juist submitted my last final project for the semester
#trousled dumb#its only now hitting me that this image is probably more widely used for expressions of anguish and despair#idc tho. to me this is an image of rabid freedom. like sometimes you just gotta rip that shit off and yell really loud and its good#anyway . can somebody tell me who decided final projects are Less Stressful than normal ass exams so that i can kill them with hammers#if i have to write one more essay its all over i will drop out im so . look fellas i wrote 7 essays this semester and i missed four#thats more than my roommate had assigned as a fucking creative writing major. i never want to see words again#just give me a fucking bubble sheet man im begging you i dont want to write 20000 more words about whastever the hell#sigh. im glad to be done with this semester can you tell#anyway im gonna rest a bit still andd hopefully get back to ebonyposting soon π since i have TIME NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!
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If there's one problem I have with Across the Spider-Verse it's all the people who just learned the phrase "hammerspace" but don't know what it means so they're just throwing it out at random. They're very confident despite being frequently wrong.
#hammerspace is literally just the imagined space where cartoon characters pull items from#bugs bunny has a full barber's chair and wig that just appeared between shots? they were in hammerspace#a really good example is when Spider-Ham pulls out a literal hammer from behind his back in the climax of ITSV#but people are literally just saying it as a buzzword#i saw someone on tiktok with a spidersona that looked really cute and fun#but they said they had a βhammerspace maskβ#literally what does that mean?? they mask goes into hammerspace when they're not wearing it??#or if they take it off there's a pocket dimension INSIDE that functions like hammerspace??#you can't just say shit#text post#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#into the spider verse#Spider-Man#spider man#spiderman#marvel#hammerspace#spider ham#pet peeve#bullshittery
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i did a thing
#crocheting#it was a really shitty day and i don't want to talk about it. i just need to yap#i will probably unknowingly say some borderline deranged traumatizing things further but idk its just the way i am#my existence itself is a major trigger warning so be aware#the only highlight of the day was the (i suppose) wlw couple i saw at the subway while pulling out shit like burdock out of my dress#i won't elaborate on the last piece can i be a little mysterious and less pathetic#so the wlw couple. one girl hugged the arm of the other girl and put the head on her shoulder. i saw that and was like βdamnβ#if you have a person you can willingly do things like that with you should know i would kill god just to be in your shoes#please cherish it#i didnt really look at them that much but then we got off on the same station and somehow they managed to overtook me#they were right ahead of me still all over each other and then it has striked me#that the girl hugging the arm of the other one was actually disabled and she needed help to walk properly#actually they were faster than me because my legs today are a total mess lol it hurts like hell just to make a step#but this is obviously just a temporary inconvenience and its nowhere near the problem that girl has#i don't compare myself to her in this regard but ive found this parallel kinda poetic#like how i as a relatively healthy individual with no major health issues was envious as fuck of those two#how i was walking in 0.25x with a shit ton of thoughts in my head while she was limping happily with a girl in her hand and smiling#no pity just envy and pure admiration. i want what they have#but im not sure if I deserve it. or actually need it#if i actually had something like that in my hands i don't know whether or not i would crush it into pieces#and then cry over it to the day i die. do you get it. am i too dramatic or too shallow as a person#originally i planned to talk about another thing entirely but this day has crushed my head and heart like a hammer#and now its turned to mush#no i guess it was a mush since long ago. then lets say this day was just crap. or life itself#nothing really happened to me but it reminded me of how helpless i am as a person vs the world and i hate being helpless#maybe ill tell you the story of how i lost the sensation in my fingertips another time when im not that traumatised by life events#(i lost it by saving a damsel in distress after walking out of the night bar a year ago. its a clickbait)
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1/ this bout of comms almost done and 2. spawndate in 3 days so I have! been fixin up some stuff for the itch store. that'll go live on the 29th! right now there Is a pack of the lineart stuff I did last year for folks who found that agreeable, still free to grab! for practicing coloring, or if you wanna mess around with colors when ur not feelin like doing lineart, or if you wanna try to figure out colors in a drastically different style than what you usually go for. or if u just wanna look at it that's cool too. small announcement that is all see u in a few
#bakuspeech#update on the situation: is mostly contained. it'll take a fair bit to make up for how much it's kicked us in the nuts#but it's doable. just Very annoying and tedious and sudden and overall it just sucks#esp. like right up close to my birthday lmao. like if it happened earlier this year I'd be like alright. sucks shit but par for the course#this year has already been so fucked up. this might as well happen#but since it's happened in december it really brings on the feeling of like. fr bitch?#right in front of my cake? me the birthday boy? the specialest fucking boy?#but well. theres a Thing around here that's ur birthday usually being the unluckiest day#but also we're the kind of folks who track death dates rather than birthdays. like up until very recently#all four of my grandparents have unspecified birthdays. their birth years aren't even correct. on paper they're like#a few years older than they actually are#and my granddad on my dads side was even from a family of some means so it wasnt even a class thing#man. last year Something was happening around this time too. idr what but it also sucked#mmm. well. what is really just is. and I've already taken a hammer to it anyhows#I'll do the same for the birthday thing. it Will be fucking good. I take a hammer to it#I'm very glad I still get some commissions even tho it was practically right up to noel#you guys are very generous. I don't say it as often as I should I think but I'm very very thankful for the support#glad to hang out around here still. glad to have the folks I have here. thank u for chillin with me#please look forward to the itch store update. got a new thing along with the old things ported over. stay tuned
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As someone who works for a com9any thats trying to unionise i hate Q but also ur duckie duck is too cute to not want to kiss on the beak i dont care for qwt but i support u and ur art also jackolope dreamie slaps
Good luck comrade o7
Man I just came off about a month ago from a 2 and a bit month strike and let me tell you. I would kill every single higher up of Quackity Studios with a rock for what they did to their workers (... in a video game)
But the little creatures are just Itty bitty little guys and duck Q is just 2 minutes old so he couldn't even create a business therefore he's free from all crime and doesn't have to suffer the consequences :3
(.... hides that duck Q is road trip Q therefore he's in for a world of suffering)
(It's fineeeee Dream has it he'll take care of the ducky)
#the voices#look I joke too much about killing people irl I cant be doing this#the insane thing about liking a crack ship is that you need to make your own shit and *surely* these must be someone else who likes it right#but also you're terrified thwyre gonna kill you with hammers
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Was having so much fun replaying p3p that I forgot that this game is bad lol
#the klock keeps ticking#i gotta get my ranting gear on its happening again#just got to the part where its revealed that shadow experiments happened at the school 10 years prior#and yeah its as badly written as I remember lol#like first off it really is just kinda like βah yes the kirijo group experimented on kids and created the dark hour and weβre being#recruited to clean up their messβ and the only one who seems to care is yukari but then like#oooh she cant be mad after all cuz her dad was in on it or whatever#and my favorite fucking guy Ikutski is there with a smile like ah yes yes the fucked up shit ah well anyways lets keep fighting lol#and its like briefly mentioned so fucking casually that mitsurus family involved her in this shit and forced her to awaken to a persona#when she was like 8 and you know. now she has to act as a tool to clean up their mess#and itβs like hold up now. why arent we talking about this aaaaaaa just gonna drop that bomb and leave#my favorite fucking part though is like afterwards all the little scenes we get of the characters processing this information#none really seeming to care all that much about the fucked up part theyre just like βdamn the dark hour is gonna endβ#and we get some of that iconic p3 dialogue where characters just look into the camera and explain their trauma before walking away#akihiko just goes up to shinji to be like βhey lol remember that weβre both orphans and thats how we know each other and also my sister#anyway Keep Looking Forwardβ’οΈ byeβ and then fuuka looks into the camera like#βyes btw my parents have an inferiority complex and thats why they abuse me which is why i dont mind being manipulatedβ#like she just. says that its so funny this game was written by a toaster#its so frustrating cuz the conflict could be so interesting but they handle it soooo boring and ignore all the parts that shouldnt be#oh mitsuru dont worry ill write you a better game to be in#come to the fat lesbian party where we kill the kirijo group with hammers
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They get their estrogen together <3
#JSBSJASVISSBKDCNRIFBFICBDK OKAY I GOT INTO MSA LIKE YESTERDAY AND FINISHED THIS IN A SINGLE SITTING TODAT#THAT IS LIKE BIZARRE. AND DOESN'T HAPPEN FOR ME#THE BRAINROT IS REAL FOR BOTH OF THESE THINGS SO I'M SHOVING THEM TOGETHER#Also it helps that when I first saw Vivi I was like :0 Holy shit that's June#I was originally gonna draw June in clothing more similar to Vivi's but I was like Ehhh what about casual and then this happened#The shirt is blatantly a lie but she got it back when one of her friends came out to her when she didn't know she was trans#(pick like any hs cast member you want as the person who came out to her they're all trans)#But then didn't feel wanna waste a good shirt so she still wears it. regularly.#Also her skirt is intentionally on backwards#I've never drawn June in any greater form that a notebook doodle vut I will be definitely be doing this again if for no other reason than#how much I enjoyed doing the clothing#vivi yukino#june egbert#mystery skulls#(<- Is that the right tag? Idk.)#homestuck#may i plz have an art tag#Like look at my you need to understand how much I relate them to eachother. Blue gals. Magical super strong dog is a major character.#One has a bat one has a hammer. Glasses. Dead friend(s).#Okay that's all I can think of off the top of my head and I'm sure I'll remember more later but please understand me here#I've literally never interacted with the msa fandom before plspls pleaseeeee tell me if I did any of the tagging wrong if I did ^^'
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this has been a good year for new games for me, ironically bc i had a shit time with totk and was able to better recognize what i like. totk is a game i have not touched since beating it, while every other game i have played this year have be considerably better and just. idk good experiences
so some reflection on the games i played for the first time this year that i really liked!
i played fire emblem engage this year- i literally forgot that that happened this year, i've only been counting games since totk, and i've played some good fuckin games after totk, but i honestly had a good silly time with fe engage. the music is great, the story is a bit flat and hammy at times but was still engaging (hah) and i was pleasantly surprised by the development of the main character, and it was pretty hard even on an easy difficulty, which each map sometimes taking an hour to get through as the story progressed. plus i can't deny that the referneces to other fe games with the emblem rings was a cool selling point, i'm not too familiar with the other fe games and it was interesting to see some of the characters from them. loading into lucina's paralogue and instantly recognizing the map layout and music got to me pretty good as someone who was introduced into the series by awakening. it was great!
i played persona 5 royal after totk and. what a fucking palette cleanser it's one of the best games i have ever played and i've... somewhat liveblogged my first playthrough and snippets of my second, it's fantastic (not flawless tbf) and just a lot of fun. the music is great holy shit and it was also just a great story to experience, with some interesting messaging throughout with the confidant stuff and the things brought up by the third semester. i didn't even initally get persona 5 with the intention to play it myself, it was for my sibling, who played it once and put it down and hasn't touched it since while i picked it up on a whim and was hooked by the music and style and gameplay and... holy shit it's so good. i don't even mind okumura's palace too much.
i managed to get myself a copy of kid icarus uprising (and also got the guide book by accident, don't ask, it's helpful anyways), and... they sure did make a third person shooter on the 3ds and it sure does. Handle. in all honestly the controls are kind of a mess but the game feels really good to play when you get a handle on them, even if i keep accidentally sending pit falling to his death in the ground segments because just moving him is a bit rough. the game is also surprisingly hard, and i wouldn't just chalk it up to the controls, and the music (esp the tracks for the air segments and the way its timed to the game events... ugh) is fantastic, and what i've seen of the story and characters so far is charming! i have only gotten up to past chapter 9 out of... 30? because each chapter is fairly long and... those controls. it's great!
i also managed to get my hands on shin megami tensei iv! i first found it through the fantastic soundtrack, played the first through hours after it failing to boot a few times and getting fucking destroyed by the earliest enemies because holy shit this game will beat you into the ground if you try, and was like 'hm i wonder why they went with that specific sound for a lot of the ost' and then got to fucking tokyo and i. i do not know a lot abt smt iv's story and i'm grateful. getting to tokyo was a bit internal 'holy SHIT' moment and i am so desperate to figure out what the fuck is going on with this story and world it's really fascinating. i haven't progressed the story in a while even through i know where to go just because i'm trying to level flynn and my demons and do side quests because i am not going to underestimate any new encounter ever it's fantastic.
did i start playing clangen this year? i might have. it's good. it's fun. i've played it on voice call with my friend a few times. i'm currently hooked on starting with 1 apprentice and 1 kit like a lot of people are doing on here, building cool stories based on it. it's neat.
that's (probably) all of the new games i've played (and enjoyed) this year so far, but i found out that fallout: new vegas is ten fucking dollars on steam (20 with all of the dlc) and i might have to give that a shot after tracking down a bunch of mods to keep it from crashing, and just from what i've seen of people talking about it, it sounds like a game i really need to try either this year or sometime next year. i'm mostly still just floored that it's less than thirty dollars.
#salty talks#silly reflection on the games ive played this year#ive never given a shit abt fallout but watched hbomberguys vid on new vegas and was sold and went to look it up#the noise i made when i saw the price on steam. i was not expecting 10 dollars. oh my god.#yeah i cant remember if theres anything else new this year#i might play oxenfree? a family member played that and liked it so i need to give it a shot#also. smt iv. very funny to me that it like. begins in like a medieval esque setting but you have characters named walter and gabby#im a fan of walter so far he's my favorite. isabeau is good too#i think the verdict of what i like is like. stock in the story and the world and genuine intrigue and payoff to mysteries#and some neat ways to explain gameplay mechanics and all of that#basically stuff totk fucked up. im more chill abt that game but oooh. ooooooh. beating it to death with hammers#i want to play fallout new vegas so bad it sounds so incredibly good
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Thinking of Roy as an ominous and malevolent presence but not a cartoonishly evil one... like he's a producer with a Child Star son he's trying so hard to set up for simultaneous success while also keeping him ignorant enough that he can play a "child" on TV as long as possible so he doesnt grow up and grow independent.
He hates Duck's guts and fires him but will take his input and all his ideas (feeding Yellow canned Duck both the literal visual sense but also Duck's input in the show's writing is still there just uncredited).
He sees a kindred spirit in Red so seeks him out when the show jumps the shark and says "hey. We made a great team, didn't we? Come back on the show, I can give you a voice"
#i have. so many thoughts about the webseries.#like the way the songs get progressively 'worse' and sound like theyre being made up on the spot#and one of the hosts/teachers actually looks and sounds absolutely hammered#the way the last half of DHMIS 6 is almost like when a long running sitcom brings back every single minor character#but its not narratively satisfying (in terms of the show in the show) because of the blatant emptiness on screen#because theres only one main lead left and he doesn't even want to be there#dhmis#chatter#like i feel like with roy theres that one interview where most of his fanon characterization comes from and is exaggerated to a point where#a lot of comments on particularly is parenting of yellow is filled in for the sake of roy looking cartoonishly awful and abusive#and having yellow be ''''rescued'''' by red and duck#and like i dont think he thinks hes doing the right thing and thus should be absolved of all the shit hes implied to have put his kid thru#but thats the key word there. implied. so much is added to the yellow and roy dynamic where it winds up feeling kinda torture fetishy?#if that makes sense. like idk what the right word is but you get me#its like what he has canonically said and done isnt ''extreme'' enough for yellow to be (rightfully) traumatized#by being in a nightmarish simulation forcibly showing him horrific visuals and in some cases physically mutilating him
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