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Me, realizing the last name i gave Alex is pronounced the same as the english word "ruined": *looks over at the Ruinde family* i mean they seem pretty ruined to me
#asher says stuff#ashers writing rambles#writeblr#original story#power doesnt guarentee glory#pdgg#you guys probably dont understand this#but its hilarious to me okay
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#meme#if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex#not sorry#oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this#he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous#no#hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him#thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring
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Was dissecting the SOTM trailer and apparently your monty is a mm member comic is now canon




ANOTHER WIN FOR MONTY ENJOYERS!!!
(Original comic)
#ask reply#YOU GUYS DONT understand how hyped I got seeing that gator#I knew Monty would have just a bit more lore#cause he’s literally a swamp animal has been shown to be friendly with Mr hippo#and tge mm members being shown as in the swamp too#it much of been they were all early concepts#that faz ent use now as backup characters#I wanna say too that this SOTM Monty#he’ll probably have a small side story in notes or something#over how he was considered to be Freddy’s partner#but they instead went with springbonnie#so it can set up Bonnie and Monty’s beef LMAO#that might be delusional take but I’d be so here for it#haters for life Monty and Bonnie art 🩵#I feel so smart my brain is huge one win for me#I doubt Monty will be mega important but will be an interesting side thing#I’ll take my crumbs#idk if it’s canon just yet but him being shown is enough for me lmao close enough !!#we take those!!
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Was doodling + made an attempt to figure this guy out in a more "realistic" style. idk
+ bonus fidds doodles below
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcguckett#fanart#i love when people don't forget his weak chin + soft jaw#i dont think i put enough emphasis on his shit posture#but you understand this about him right#the guy ever#very fun to draw#i'm pretty pleased with the hands in this tbh#lol i'll probably look back on this with different opinions but that's life rip
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chilaios telepathy compilation. btw.
also these ones arent telepathy i just think its fun that they defend eachother + are on the same page about alchohol :
#chilaios#theres probably/definitely more instances of them doing telepathy but ive already stalled so much time for doing my work so#yall can add the ones i missed#dungeon meshi spoilers#????? i guess??????#anyways this is why im insane about that “laios... you get it right?!” line because like. he usually does get it. they get eachother.#theyve reached a point where they can have a whole PLAN sorted out by looking at eachother.#of course chil would desperately hope that LAIOS would be the guy to understand#laios the one chil understands. laios the one who tries so hard to understand chil. laios the one who brings chilchuck out of his spiraling#when no one else will.#of course HE would get it. of course. LAIOS will get it. LAIOS will see through that weird fake. he doesnt see him that way.#..........right?#OH i want to convert some people with this actually so im gonna main tag#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#: ) hello dungeon meshi fandom. in front of you is a table with the papers required to convert into a chilaios shipper. you have 30 seconds#to sign them and if you dont i will personally apologize for wasting your time
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If Isagi knew his old teammate had invited him to hang out just to talk shit, he would have thought twice about coming.
"I mean, c'mon dude!" Tada, one of the players from his old team, said "You scored an excuse-me goal like that with pure luck and nothing else!"
"Excuse-me goal...?" Isagi muttered, clearly confused about what his friend meant
"Yeah! You used up all your luck on that one, not gonna lie"
If it had ended like that, Isagi would have still managed to accept it.
People have different views about his plays, so it's okay for him to think it was pure luck. He's probably just too stupid to even understand what Isagi did, even if he explained it to him.
Isagi would be just fine if his teammate didn't say anything else.
If only Tada had stopped there.
"And don't even get me started about your sudden relationship!" He said, smirking at Isagi "(Name), isn't it? Japan U-20's manager who trained the Blue Lock team for a while?" He nudged Yoichi with his shoulder "She's hot, bro. Man, you're just way too lucky! This amount of fortune should be illegal or something!"
Luck? Luck?
Isagi was dumbfounded. He didn't even react to what the guy said.
The beginning of your relationship wasn't based on his luck. If anything, it started because of how unlucky he is.
Because honestly, he doesn't want anyone to know that you two met because he entered the wrong restroom.
The restrooms were still being built in the blue lcok facility and all, so there weren't any signs indicating which was the female's one and which was the male's. Therefore, it was a 50/50 chance of entering the right one. The men's one.
Also, most people on the facility were men. There were basically only 2 girls: you, a manager who had already worked on Japan's U-20 and was just curious about the Blue Lock project, and Anri, Blue Lock's official manager. What was the possibility that he'd enter the wrong bathroom and see any of you two there?
It seemed pretty high, actually.
And he hates this story because not only did he enter the wrong bathroom, he managed to convince you this was the men's one and that the other one was for the women.
Let's just say you both ended up bounding over restroom trauma.
See? It isn't a cute, movie-like love story.
Luck? There was no way he got with you by being lucky. He fought for you.
He was the one who suggested you should be Blue Lock's manager for a short period of time. He was the one who had to build up courage to ask for your phone number after training with you for weeks. He was the one who dedicated the last goal of the match to you, all sweating and smiling.
Luck? Be for fucking real. Isagi knit the threads of fate himself until all he could see in it was your name and face.
But, sometimes, he thought about your relationship deeper. Because if he met you through his mischance, why does it feel so great to have you in his arms?
According to the dicitionary, bad luck is "an unfortunate state that results from unfavorable outcomes". When he looks at you, though, arms stretching towards him, he doesn't see any "unfavorable outcome".
Was it really bad luck, after all? Or was it all his luck dressed up as misfortune?
"Isagi? You good there, man?" Tada asked, waving his hand in front of Isagi's face
Yoichi finally smiled, looking at his former teammate after snapping out of his daydreams.
"You know what? Maybe I am, indeed, very lucky"
You know what they say: unlucky in cards, lucky in love.
But when Yoichi comes home, seeing you in his jersey, cooking for him and watching one of his old games, he can't help but wonder.
Maybe he's lucky in both.
#this is so ooc#it probably doesnt make sense lol#i dont even know if you guys can understand this#i hate this#blue lock#bllk#bllk manga#blue lock x reader#bllk x reader#bllk x you#blue lock x you#isagi x y/n#yoichi isagi x reader#isagi x reader#blue lock isagi#isagi yoichi#bllk isagi#isagi x you
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the web - fear of manipulation and lost control made manifest
#twst#twisted wonderland#jamil viper#kalim al asim#twst tma au#tma#heartscribbles#dont tag as ship#honestly this piece stands alone w/o the tma au tag but i just want it there for context#but for the very niche audience of tma twst people im sure you all understand me when i say jamil is SOOOOO webcoded#i have a lot of thoughts on a twst tma au that will probably come out later#most of them center around web!jamil tbh#there is something incredibly funny about aligning (guy with horrid fear of all bugs ever) with (spider themed fear god)#i will keep doing it
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thinking about this scene from the adventurer's bible from kabru's perspective...
#and even the fact that after a moment he just smiles and is like 'yeah laios youre so right' this guy is insane#this can probably be interpreted many ways#i personally am neither here nor there about that its for you lot to do what you wish#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#eek i love kabru so much you guys dont understand
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Damn, Spam, did the cake taste that bad? - bad joke. Sorry you're havin' a rough day. We're here if you need to talk, or if you just need a distraction.
#his mascara streaks lmfao sighhh#that is THE FIRST TIME of 61 ASKS he has said thank you. by the way.#yeah the 60th ask was him bawling his eyes out what about it#wooo 40 till 100#god /pos#you guys have done really well and have been really kind to him so I think its finally deserved#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#this is probably so bizarre to people just starting to follow ygm#like i cant imagine what its like to happen upon some of the gnarlier ones#in the 'your tags' tab LMAOO LIKE DAMN#sometimes i forget how many people follow me (not including those who dont follow my blog but follow ygm) and liikkke... yowie.. and then i#forget because i cant really comprehend that#i always forget about that to be honest im just being silly and i never realize how many people choose to stick along huh wuh#THERES LIKE 700 PEOPLE WHAT THATS SO MANY#like as a big number i cant conceptualize that in like#visually. in a crowd. so i cant really fully understand how many that is.#but thats a lot i know that much. hiiii. 700 bugs. 700 insects crawling around in here!!!#me when i ramble in the tags accidentally aha#your treat
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Would kup have gotten roped into having to watch one of the little orbbies? Like little rodimus? Or did he just get to sit back and laugh at ratchet and his rambunctious little guy.
ratchets on standby for training accidents (part of his agreement to be allowed to stay with omega) so he's met orbimus once or twice but has no idea what he's looking at. ratchet would rather explode than let anyone else alone with that thang
even before the war it wasn't really very common knowledge what protoforms actually looked like since they were so heavily guarded. and they still are. so no kup wouldn't babysit
#my art#orbabies#divorce baby au#kup tfa#ratchet tfa#dont think the orbs are worth tagging#transformers animated#trying to make clear No One Understands what a baby is. the cyberninjas barely understand#and theyre the ones who have to look after them. lol.#i need like. a way to explain this isn't#a 'everyone has a funny little child thing' au. its mainly canon compliant there'es just little guys here in the background.#the divorcebabyau and its derivatives nowithstanding#like. if you had never seen a human fetus before and had no idea what it looked like. would you be able to guess that its the same species#as you. probably not. That's whats going on for these guys
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what is with this sudden increase in harumi hate . get this shit off my board bruh. i just saw someone say she didnt have a good reason to be a villain. should i kill everyone .
#blabberpar#ninjago#like actually insane how some people see her like this. you probably watched sog 2 years ago man go rewatch it and rethink#harumi is NOT as poorly written as ppl make her out to be#idgaf idgaf idgaf#shes not poorly written you guys just hate to try and understand women that r complex#😭😭😭😭😭#but fr what is with this sudden increase in harumi hate . ive seen at least 4 posts in the past 2 days....dont talk about her like that....#ill get freaky if you dont stop....#LIKE TBH ID LET YOU GO IF U JUST DIDNT LIKE HER AS A CHARACTER BUT TO OUTRIGHT GO#“i HATE her shes the SHITTY VILLAIN and she has NO character. shes so flat. she has no dimension. she isnt written well”#MAKES ME SO MAD
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The first piece is on my instagram if you guys want (tumblr told me the file was too big) I'll upload the other two (if tumblr lets me) later but here we go
#reanimator 1985#bride of reanimator#reanimator#reanimator fanart#danbert#dan cain#daniel cain#herbert west#fanart#art#my artwork#you guys dont understand#herbert is so me#does that make sense in the context to anyone who knows me exclusively through the internet?#no probably not. i dont care.#i dont need to make sense to you all
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I love problematic charles every now and then but I'm VEEERRRRRYY picky with how thats presented bc most of the time it feels like its an "either or" situation where he cannot ever be a good person and make stupid decisions and have "evil" tendencies. Its the same case with erik too but hes more easily forgiven since he's an antagonist.
Also how they make Charles evil is what makes or breaks it bc i love "hypocritical when it comes to how and when you use your mind control/you really are a control freak even when you're 'noble' about it" charles but hate "creepy to your own student(s) and unrepentant about being a control freak and not even trying to hide it in your actions. You also love the government's boots for some unholy reason" charles. (The comics can be varying degrees of this and its why i have trust issues with marvel bc idk if im gonna get a good charles or a stupid one. Also sorry for raving in your inbox i hope you're having a good day)
my favorite flavor of Morally Dubious charles is 'has good intentions overall but for one reason or another acts amorally'... i think id like a master list of stories like that if such a thing even exists ... when it's just 'he did something bad that was so obviously bad and hard to justify/consider acceptable under any lens' its not as fun ... not just for the sake of I Like Him but cause i like it when his actions have some room to be like 'alright well i guess i see what you were going for'- doesnt mean it was a GOOD action but yk what i mean.....
Lowkey/Unaware-He's-A Control-Freak-But-Under-The-Guise-Of-Doing-Good charles is also very good.. charles' psychology in those instances is very intriguing to me .... i need to crack his brain open like a walnut ....
#snap chats#never apologize for discussing charles xavier in my inbox ESP when it comes to the nuances of his character#it's my favorite thing to discuss anyhow ...#charles' psych is probably one of my fave to think about if im so tbh. he fascinates me so#my bro and i were talking about mags the other week actually and why his villainy/failings is more acceptable. so funny you mention that..#and thats fair isnt it: when a chara is 'meant' to be good you'd hope they'd- for the most part- do good things#when a supposed-to-be-good chara doesnt thats when i get interested cause then i ask 'why did they think this would be good'#what is then their- and everyones- definition of 'good'- what are their morals and ethics- what do they value and see as 'good'#IS it good- how much good is it really doing etc etc#for my Ethics Enjoyers how would you guys label charles- if you could anyway. yk like utilitarian deontologist virtue ethicist etc etc#sometimes i dont like labels but i also think they could help me try to understand chara's line of thinking#idk... im rambling now.. lol forgive me...
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you can make fun of felix for sounding dumb when he speaks, he does say some very funny and questionable, somewhat bizarre things at times, but there's a certain point where I am going to judge you for it a little bit <3
#he reminds me of my brother#are either of them particularly graceful in their use of the english language? no. Regardless.#god this is why i can never deal with smartie pants people on this website bc you'll be So omg i support everyone#im so progressive 😌 and then you'll just go and mock someone for struggling with words lmao#youre really not and i know you and your 'I was a gifted student' ass was probably nasty to the kids who had to get extra help at school#like laughing at foon or him saying does chicken have meat in it is legit fine- he has some great stoner lines for a sober guy#but when he uses a slightly awkward turn of phrase but you can still easily understand what he meant and yet youre calling him an idiot?#Uh. I will judge you for that :)#like maybe im sensitive after getting called dumb more than once by literal adults as a child- adults who missed my very obvious and#apparent dsylexia and adhd has made me sensitive but i dont care. some of you are just mean for the sake of being mean#felix might never see your posts but other people who relate to him in that way very well might
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Recasting ds9 characters with (semi) era appropriate action stars, the thrilling sequel to my tng post
Danny Glover as Benjamin Sisko

Michelle Yeoh as Kira Nerys

Geena Davis as Jadzia Dax

Pierce Brosnan as Miles O’Brien

Oded Fehr as Julian Bashir

Timothy Dalton as Odo

Mark Dacascos as Quark

Michael Jai White as Jake Sisko

Maggie Cheung as Keiko O’Brien

Milla Jovovich as Ezri Dax

#the biggest stretch is probably marky mark as quark but you gotta understand. guys that look like armin shimerman weren’t action stars#I went with someone relatively short with a lot of charm. and he’s bald now! three for three#I can’t make another one of these for other shows because frankly. there’s not enough women. but I will hit you with some one of the ones#I’ve been thinking about. Uma Thurman as 7 of 9. Angelina Jolie as Tpol which probably means Brad Pitt as Trip. Wes Studi as Chakotay.#probably Denzel Washington as Tuvok. John Travolta as Phlox though I did want Nick Cage as well.#and two castings that I DONT agree with but WOULD probably happen anyway. Jennifer Lopez as B’Elanna. Lucy Liu as Hoshi. and maybe like a#Drew Barrymore for Kes if we’re sticking with a Charlie’s Angels moment.#oh and. while he wasn’t a hot ticket item at tbe time. kevin costner as archer#it’s deeply funny how IMMEDIATELY much more niche this one is#ds9
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#this meme has been going through my head for a bazillion years lol#i love to interact and then it hits me that im probably bothering you guys#plus the current popular stuff I am sadly so unfamiliar with#when i was younger i would gravitate to my own interests when i was unfamiliar with other topics and it got on peoples nerves a lot#and i completely understand that so i dont wanna repeat those mistakes#its just like a game of pingpong of me talking too much and me hiding under my desk bc i feel like im bothering everyone#also like the last time it was p much confirmed i was being annoying i cried for like two hours bc my fears were realized haha#and when a line is drawn for me i kinda like to stay at least 2ft away from wherever that line is just to be safe#you gotta like throw a cookie attached to a fishing line to get me closer to the line lol#because i will seriously be way too cautious otherwise#im trying to get more brave though im just kinda like my cat who heard a noise in the bathroom cabinet#and now he refuses to go near it#being mindful of others feelings and respecting their boundaries is super important to me#and sometimes that boxes me in a bit
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