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[internet-kid-kenna]

So obviously at least one of the foxes is gonna shovel talk Jeremy sometime soon. Like when Kevin (and I'm assuming at least Andrew and Neil but maybe also Renee and Wymack?) comes out for the interview with Jean, someone is gonna pick up on the dynamic.

(honestly I have to bet Neil noticed something when he picked Jean up to go meet with the FBI, but Neil would never assume it's attraction LMAO, he just would have noticed something was *up*)

But when someone notices something between Jean and Jeremy when they come, someone is gonna pull Jeremy aside and be like "if you hurt Jean I will slice you six ways til Sunday." But there's so many options of who could do it and which one would be funniest.

Like if Kevin comes alone when he notices, is he gonna be jealous of Jeremy and/or Jean? happy for them? Upset and all "it'll be easier if you're straight" on them? If he does shovel talk Jeremy what does he say? It's not exactly like Kevin is the biggest fighter, like does he threaten to send Andrew and Neil after him? Or does he steel up and say he'd kill Jeremy himself and that's how Jeremy knows he's serious bc he knows Kevin wouldn't hurt anyone himself without a good reason?

But like other people doing the shovel talk is good too and I can see them so clearly (and have probably read fan fic about them but I've been reading so much fanfic it's all melting together in my brain so forgive me if you recognize this)

Like Neil, he probably would freak Jeremy out the most because of the whole his dad being a serial killer thing and if it's after Jeremy finds out how gr*yson really dies and knows Neil can order actual hits still, it'd actually freak him out. But also Jeremy is 100% the kind of guy who would be like if I ever hurt Jean like that please actually do order a hit on me because I deserve it.

But Andrew, Jeremy wouldn't be expecting it to come from Andrew. However, I think Neil definitely told Andrew that Jean compared gr*yson to dr*ke and that he had him killed. Therefore, I think Andrew's shovel talk would be not because Andrew is friends with Jean (cuz I don't think they are) but because Andrew wants Jeremy to know he will kill him if he touches Jean in a way he doesn't want to be touched. There may or may not be knife involved, either pressed against a throat or casually being twirled.

However, if Renee and Wymack come with, there's even more options.

Renee would definitely give Jeremy a shovel talk, Jeremy would not be expecting it and she'd probably scare him with how calmly she describes how easy taking apart a man is and that she'd have to borrow her knives from Andrew or something like that. But it's very clear that she loves Jean and wants him to genuinely find happiness.

Wymack would shovel talk even though he barely knows Jean, it would just be like that kid doesn't need to be hurt anymore than he has been and I don't care how good at exy you are or how far apart we live, if you don't take care of him I will fly here myself to rip you a new one.

I don't think we'll get more than one of these if we do get one, but I also think it'd be hilarious if literally everyone pulled Jeremy aside and is like do not hurt him or you will die and he is like, message received loud and clear, thank you.

[mutttooth]

mutual is posting links to arctic monkeys songs on the dash do i intervene

[mxmoth]

PETE DUNNE and JD MCDONAGH on WWE RAW | 5-13-24

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

(if you're getting an ask twice, I'm so sorry my signal is also in the spirit of spooky month and decided to perhaps not send this the first time i wrote it, so I rewrote it from my bad memory just in case!)

Compliment so nice, I got it twice ✨

[hecateisalesbian]

When @imhumanguysiswear revives himself from the dead

[neverdontmindgame]

Me * minding my own business, having a chill time, flirting with nobody *

Lae'zel: When I come near, your odour alone is enough to make my neck sweat and my hairs stand on end.

[zachbiller]

(via GIPHY)

[mayorwhisper]

"Relics"

[beauleifu]

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HA IM THOROUGHLY TEMPTED

can i come just for the food, can i support both of you but be there for the food puhLEASE

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[kyoko-neko]

This is something that I've realized about myself a few years ago and still stumble with acknowledging, in my everyday life. I feel like society has breed this culture of wanting the best thing, reaching the next goal, achieving higher heights, which there's nothing wrong with that at all... but what it forgot to teach us or purposely left out was seeing and recognizing what we've already done. And i don't mean, briefly in the moment, but really reflecting on just how far we've already come. We've become obsessed with "on to the next" and somewhere along the way, list sight of "here and now". That's why i think nostalgia feeds constantly on our minds, because bout time we really think fondly of those things of our past, we're so far from it, blinded by the shiny new life we have yet to obtain. So I try to practice being present, as simple and even cliché as it might be. Because i can't tell you how many times I've gone, "i miss high school band", or "i miss the carefreeness of partying in college", or how simple my life was back in the day, at some random point in time"... but during those times, things might weren't perfect, so we hoped and wished and prayed to be done with it and move on to better. Yet, later wish to go back. The hard truth, with new prospects, bigger income, better housing, age... comes more issues or problems to face. Life will never be easier, maybe more complicated or exhausted. Being better isn't bad, being obsessed with is can be tough. You are enough. Not in a self help best selling book way, but seriously... you're here for a reason and there's nothing wrong with taking the scenic route, the forbidden route, the forgotten route, the new route or just the starting over route. You're in a race but get this, you're the only runner. Pace yourself, enjoy your life, even if it's shitty. Find something, if only just one thing, that makes the here and now worth just as much as the next. This is just my opinion of course and my observations, but maybe... just maybe you can feel what I'm putting down. Be blessed.

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this