#you get extra forehead kithes always

[sunshinetoshi]

hand over your human rights.

ok let's start from the very beginning. i was writing iwa angst. i lost motivation. opened tumblr to gather some motivation. scrolled and pt 5 was the second post on my dash. the way i screeched pls. i read till the part where oikawa asked if they can get back together. i cried. left to shower. cried in shower for like 20 minutes before going to play genshin. i came back. read it all over again and i'm crying while writing this.

IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL LET ME INHALE AMAYA I'VE NEVER READ SOMETHING SO PAINFUL YET SO AMAZING

i'd be lying if i said i hoped for a happy ending 🧍‍♀️but the ending you gave? that was realistic. i think a realistic ending is better than a happy ending. i've read a lot of cheating fics, trust me as an angst lover, no fics deliver angst the way cheating ones do. and when i read the part where oikawa asked for another chance? i knew where it was going

hate me for saying this but my mind really went "not this shit again." because i know how it goes in stories. they ask for another chance, the reader knows they're still in love, yada yada and they're back as if nothing happened. i don't hate that, but if it were me, i won't get back to someone who cheated on me.

but then i read the part where the reader tells about their insecurities. the ones questioning the probability that oikawa won't cheat again while in Argentina. anD LET ME TELL YOU THE WAY I GASPED AND THEN A REALLY BIG SMILE TOOK OVER MY FACE LIKE— you never fail to surprise me, amaya :>

those words, about insecurities and not cheating again, those are the only thing on ones mind when someone who cheated on them asks them to get back together. i know that's not easy to say, it can either lead to a healthy conversation or build even higher walls but i love how to decided to put it in the story and give it an ending that seemed realistic. remember the other ask i sent you about it? the one where you said that you try to put yourself in that situation? it's hard to do that, specially when you're writing angst.

and i really see that you wrote this whole fic from yours and the readers' perspective and not just for the happy or the sad endings. when i say i relate to every word you wrote, i mean it. no one cheated on me, of course, but those are some words that come to my mind if someone who cheated on me asked me to get back together with them

oKAY ENOUGH WITH THE EMOTIONAL THINGS, THIS ASK IS GETTING VERY VERY LONG I'M SORRY. I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT IT WAS WORTH ALL THE WAIT. FOUR MONTHS, I GUESS? I REMEMBER YOU POSTING THE FOURTH PART AROUND THE TIME I JOINED TUMBLR LOL GOD I AVOIDED THE FIC FOR SO LONG BECAUSE I KNEW IT WON'T END WELL. I HATE MYSELF FOR THAT >///<

overall, i loved it. i'll read it again, i just know i would because it's really amazing. i think this gives you enough reasons for why i look up to you. you're just amazing. aND WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THIS FIC IS GIVING ME IDEAS FOR AN OIKAWA SMAU 💀

anyway, i hope you're doing well. those 5.1k words were some of the best i've ever read and i love them a lot. please take care of yourself, stay hydrated, give yourself a treat because you did great. i love you <3

i s w e a r if tumblr ate this 🗡

if t*mblr ate this amazing message before i was able to respond i'd fight em 🤺🤺 ajdghss

okay wait i will treasure this ask forever and ever i'm screaming!! fr when i read this my smile kept growing and growing and i was near tears bc of this (also you made me want to REREAD my own work even tho i JUST proofread it and posted it HAHAHA the power you hold). but wow this whole ask has my heart so so much

i saw you posted the iwa angst!! it's saved to my drafts and i'm excited to read it!! and PLS not me making you cry oh no. free hugs for the tears i made you shed ahh </33

i'm so happy to hear your thoughts on this omg!! i think the whole 'if it were me, i wouldn't go back if they cheated' is really the struggle that was on my mind from the second i started this entire series. i kept going back and forth but i know i personally wouldn't or couldn't go back if someone did that to me. at the same time i struggled between a happy or sad ending so i kept going back and forth until i eventually realized that just like how the reader had to stick to their beliefs i felt i needed to do the same. that's why i really really appreciate that this shone through to you wow my heart.

honestly i think the part with the insecurities was one of my favorites especially in contrast to the things they miss and how much they still wanted to be with him idk something about it made me tear up while writing akhdjshdhd. i cried a lot writing this series tbh EYE-

i really wanted to get at the struggle of a real cheating situation even if i too have never been cheated on lmao so being able to convey this even a little is really making my heart do cartwheels oooo

wait don't apologize for the length i loved this so so much. IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT?? seriously such a high compliment wahh. dont worry i would've done the same like i love angst but sometimes my heart cant handle it

you're just so sweet oh my goodness thank you so much for your words. i am blown away by the support you give me. AND AN OIKAWA SMAU?? INSPIRED BY MY FIC?? i am ascending 😩😩 if you do decide to work on this i will be a puddle of tears on the floor and will support the heck out of it. pls just you mentioning that is an honor but no pressure to do it bb you write what you want to heheh <33

that last paragraph is just so nice i can't do this 💓💓 tysm bb ily

[quirrrky]

Can I get some hcs where y/n is always like kissing (like small pecks) the character whenever and wherever, and one day they forgot to do so and the characters were confused and thought y/n hated them and stuff?

By characters I actually want all the boys you write for in kny but that would be too much and I'm scared you'll have too many work so you can just choose whoever you want to write👀

P.S. IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR WORKS KYAAAAAA!! YOU'RE AMAZING AND SO TALENTED💖💘💗💓💫 (sorry if this is too long!!)

KNY BOYS AND FORGETTING TO GIVE THEM YOUR KISSES —» scenarios  —» ft. tanjirou, zenitsu, inosuke, kyojuro, giyuu, sanemi  —» A/N: This prompt made my sad day happy, nonnie! 🥺 It rly did. I love writing this! 💖 So cute! Also, thank you for the kid words I really appreciate them 💗

Be a KNY BAE! I’m releasing KNY contents every week. Send me this emoji 🍰  through ask, dm or reply to be added on the taglist! (don’t be shy 🥺)

»— TANJIROU Baby has been giving you the look all day and you haven’t even noticed. He’s extra careful of you and had been contemplating to ask if there’s something wrong. Bedtime came that’s when he asked, “Are you, by any chance, mad at me dear?”

“Nope, why would I?”

He chuckled. “Never mind.” Bby boi kissed you on your forehead instead and that’s when it hit you.

“I’m so sorry, I forgot to give you kisses, dear.” You said as he dismissed it saying he was okay but then you hovered him and peppered kisses on his face. “Did you miss my kisses dear? Did you?” You asked and he answered, “W-Well, uh, I- I-” >,< You gave him some more kisses. “I do I actually do.” >,<

»— ZENITSU

You were out shopping when he surprised you by tugging your sleeve and started crying, “Don’t you love me anymore, Y/N-chan? Are you going to leave me now?” 

“What do you mean Zenitsu-kun?” 

“Kithsses! You forgot to give me your kithes! You usually gave me even just one on my cheek.” He teared up and you started remembering. You immediately hugged him and showered his face with kisses. Squishing his cheeks with your hands, you told him, “There’s no way I’m gonna leave you Zenitsu-kun.”

He giggled. “I love you so much, Y/N-chan! Give me more give me more~”

»— INOSUKE “Hey you! Aren’t you forgetting something huh?” He called out on you as you were about to leave your home. You just tilted your head in confusion. He groaned and complained, “You even forgot even yesterday! What is it? Are you mad at me? Tell me now!”

“No, Inosuke. I’m not mad at you. Why will I be mad at you?”

“I don’t know! Why’re you asking me that? You’re the one who stops giving me kisses!” 

You were taken aback until you realized and hurried back to him giving him a sweet kiss on the lips. “Sorry! ‘m sorry!”

“Good! I’m gonna- I’m gonna ask for more when you return home!”

»— KYOJURO You bade goodbye and handed him his bento, but he was just standing in front of you with a bright smile on his face. 

“Good luck, love.” You said again but he remained there standing, grinning and finally clearing his throat. You just also stood there still not knowing why he’s not leaving. He had duty today. 

Kyojuro let out another dry cough and leaned his face forward so close to you. That’s when you remembered. You stood on your tippy toes and wrapped your arms around his neck as you gave him a long kiss on his lips. He, then, also had his arms around you. 

Parting slightly, he said, “I thought you were mad at me.”

You shook your head ‘no’, “I’m not.”

“Good grief,” He exhaled and gave you another peck on your lips. 

»— GIYUU You were telling him about your day before you go to sleep, and he had his eyes intensely trained on you. It was very different from the usual look he’d given before. You just continued talking when he shut you up and kissed your lips. You instantly melt in his arms as your kiss got deeper. He gave you another long stare after pulling away and then went back to his side of the bed face turned a way from you. “You forgot to give me one today.” He said.

You blushed and internally squealed. You scooted near him, pulled him slightly so you’re facing him and asked, “Do you mind if I give you some more?”

He averted his eyes from you and answered, “Okay.”

»— SANEMI “Hey arn’t ya’ forgetting something?” He asked. 

You raised your bento and answered, “I got it, Nemi! Bye bye!” You waved and turned around. 

Sanemi just couldn’t believe it! How could you forget? You forgot to give him one when you woke up, another one before you ate and now, even before you leave home? It’s not like he wanted your kisses on anything! It’s not like that! Not like that at all! But he grabbed your arm and sharply spun you around cupping the back of your head he kissed you crazy until you were left running out of air. 

“I’m just taking what should be mine. Now, go!” He sent you off.

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[haik-choo]

waking up next to the karasuno second & third years

request: the waking up next to the first years hcs was the purest most adorable thing i’ve ever read 🥺🥺🥺could u do one with the second or third years too?

a/n: thank you so much for loving the first one i did! i’m sorry i haven’t been as active, i go in and out of a creative mindset and this quarantine isn’t really pushing me to stay creative. i just sleep most of the time LOL. here it is! :)

[WAKING UP NEXT TO THE KARASUNO SECOND AND THIRD YEARS] 

-nishinoya, tanaka, daichi, sugawara, asahi

nishinoya yuu.

waking up next to nishinoya yuu isn’t filled with excitement or him jumping off the walls, like you might expect it to be. i feel like the first ten minutesof waking up for him are really slow, like he’s just barely opening his eyes and looking at the ceiling.

for some reason i really feel like he wakes up before you. he goes to bed at like two am, but wakes up at eight am to practice or go on a little jog. 

but every time he wakes up, the first thing he looks at is you. your peaceful state, your slow-rising chest, the little breaths leaving your slightly parted lips. noya is a really emotional person, and I can bet you real money that he gets real giddy seeing you next to him.

you don’t usually sleep in his arms because he’s a wild sleeper and probably starfishes, so when he wakes up his limbs are sprawled out, some on you, some hanging off the bed. and he just barely turns his head at there you are in your morning glory. 

his heart literally swells five sizes bigger. he’ll shift over to be next to you and move your hair out of your face or just mess with the hair at the top of your head, basking in the love you cause him to feel.

after a few minutes of doing that, he’ll let out a big ol’ sigh and wrap his arms around you, squeezing tight to wake you up.

“mmm,,,,noya, what are you doing,,,” “i’m just feeling grateful :)” 

and you look up at him, and there’s a feeling of security that fills you. he may not be the biggest or strongest, but the light in his eyes and the warmth in his arms that he wraps around you make you feel safe. 

not to mention that his hair is down and sticking out everywhere. it’s a cute picture that only you’ll ever see

you return his gesture and wrap your arms around him, thinking about different ways to make him stay in bed instead of going out for a jog.

basically; the morning is filled with hugs and soft smiles, knowing looks and arms that evoke the feeling of being safe and being loved. his hair is wild, and his hands are tugging at your own strands. 

tanaka ryuunosuke.

you two almost always wake up in the same position, his arms spread out, your head resting on one of them, one of his legs propped up like a tent and the other flat on the bed, you curled up against his side. since he’s a touch-starved individual, he finds any excuse for you two to be as close as possible every second of every day. 

you both actually wake up a few minutes apart, whoever wakes up first is a coin toss. and when you wake up first, you get to see his face void of the tension is usually has, his mouth is a little open with small snores coming out, his fingers twitching every few seconds

tanaka’s body reacts before he does, so even if you try to get up, his arms just holds onto you and keep you attached to his side. he swears he doesn’t do it on purpose, and that his body just needs you :’) 

on days when he wakes up before you he stays as still as stone. no joke, he’s so afraid of waking you up and experiencing your wrath that he just. freezes

but as he’s frozen, he takes the time to just stare. no smile on his face, he just stares, drinking in your sleeping form. he occasionally takes a change and slowly turns, stretching out his arm for his phone on the side table. when he can reach it, you can bet he has 200+ new photos of your sleeping and he makes them his screen savers

the second he sees your stir awake lightly, he pounces on you an covers your face in little kithes and saves your lips for last. sometimes he’ll wait until you open your eyes and look at him, pouting like “where’s my real kisses :(” before he gives you a big boy smooch

you giggle and caress his chest with your hand, happy that he wakes you up like a queen everyday. trust me, he’s happy he gets to be the guy whose face you see first thing in the morning

he usually scrolls through his phone for like an hour before getting out of bed, and you just sit there and watch tik toks with him. you two my wake up at roughly the same time, but you get out of bed before him to make some morning smoothies (he totally asks for a protein shake AGAGA) 

basically; your mornings get started at the same time, and he loves to make sure you’re up by pelting you with kisses that you love. you scroll through tik tok while being smushed next to his chest before you get up to make breakfast. 

daichi sawamura.

not gonna lie, when he wakes up he spend like a minute or two in bed at MOST, he hates just staying in bed because he feels like he could so much more productive than lie around and do nothing. you, on the other hand, wouldn’t mind staying in bed for the entire day. 

so here’s the way it usually goes: he wakes up a minute before his alarm (7:00am) and just quickly sighs before reaching over you and turning it off so it doesn’t wake you up. then he kisses your forehead (his breath smells bad, so he’s not going to kiss your lips) before getting up and washing up. he gets ready to go on a jog, and he kisses your shoulder before he sets out on his journey.

but every once in a while, there’s something wonderful that happens. he doesn’t feel like working out. he wakes up at the same time, but he just doesn’t feel like doing anything. on those days, he completely indulges in your warmth.

he doesn’t care if he wakes you up and hoists you up so you’re completely laying on his body. of course you wake up, but you already know what’s going to happen, so you just softly groan. “so you don’t feel like getting up and decide to wake me up? really?” “yes, really” “...you’re lucky i love you” “im the luckiest man alive” 

you two actually talk during mornings like those, you love pressing an ear against his chest and hearing the vibrations his voice causes. it’s like calming background noise to you. 

“are,,,you even listening. we’ve got a lot to do today” “i’ve been ignoring everything after you said ‘getting up’“ “...of course you have”

you haveto convince him to stay even longer in bed, because he really hates staying in bed, like he just wants to make “eggs or fucking toast or an OMLETTE PLEASE I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING”

in order to persuade him to stay for a little longer, you usually just kiss him. normally he hates morning breath, but when it’s you kissing him so tenderly he can make an exception or two

ngl it usually leads to making out or morning sex, like i said he needs to do SOMETHING 

basically; you wake up like a married couple. normally he gets up right away, but every once in a while he;ll decide to spend some extra time with the love of his life, and that time is usually spent kissing and...doing other things ;) 

sugawara koushi.

instead of you waking up in his arms, he wakes up in your arms. like his face is pressed against your chest and your arms is haphazardly resting over his shoulder. his arms are undoubtedly around your waist, his lags entangled with yours

every morning, without fail, he wakes up first and somehow slip out of your position and into the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth before making two cups of coffee and coming back into the bedroom, setting them on the nightstand, and crawling back into bed with you

usually he sits up in bed and moves you to rest your head in his lap so he can reach over to sip at his drink. his hands comb through your hair and he trifles through his emails just incase some parent messages him about something

sometimes he’ll stop scrolling at look down at you, feeling happy and 100% sure that he has the greatest life; first he wakes up in your arms, spends time with you, spends time with kids, and them spends more time with you 

the school he teaches at starts at like twelve pm, so he likes to take his time waking up so he’s as happy as possible. and spending a lot of time with you is key to that.

can only wait for so long before he pokes your side until you wake up. the entire time he’s like “please wake up” “i’ve got work in like four hours! let’s do something!” “i’ll make breakfast if you give me sufficient payment ;)” 

literally the second you wake up he props you up and you look drunk as hell when you first wake up but he still thinks you’re beautiful <3 cute rat 

he rests your head on his shoulder and kisses you until you’re fully awake, you don’t always kiss back but that’s because you’re not fully there  and you’re just,,, “is there a bird pecking at me? what the hell - oh, it’s koushi” 

“can’t you wake me up like a normal person?” “no, i like kissing you awake. isn’t that cute? :)” “not when you kiss like a bird.” “so you have,,,,chosen death?”

when he’s feeling extra happy he has no issue putting you on his lap, facing him. he wraps your arms around him before doing the same to you and burying his face in your neck and humming a soft tune. he’s just such a calming presence that sometimes you fall back asleep in his lap :’)

basically; it’s a cute and happy morning as he rests you on his lap and peppers your lips with kisses to wake you up. playful banter is included, and so it coffee breath.  

asahi azumane.

he would love to wake up to you pressed to his side, but he gets hot really easily, so he cant hold you to sleep. he totally hugs a small pillow to sleep and you can old press up against his back, which he doesn’t mind. 

he’s the type to wake up at ten am naturally, and every morning he yawns and stretches out his arms, rolling back a little before yelping at the feeling of you getting quietly crushed beneath him

when he realizes that it’s just you, his heart beat stabilizes and he turns over, flipping the sheets off of him to he doesn’t overheat, and grabs you hands, lacing his fingers through with yours

you’ve been dating for a while, so he’s completely comfortable doing skinship with you. he’s not embarrassed at how much he loves you. he likes to gently caress your face with his hands, his thumbs brushing over your cheekbones and sometimes across your bottom lip

no lie, waking up with asahi is the softest thing ever. he gives you one single kiss on your cheek, letting it linger for a few seconds before pulling away to see your eyes cracked open

by this time he’s lightly hovering over you, and he just lets out a slightly bashful smiles and leans down, his forehead pressing against yours

you think that you must’ve saved a cat orphanage in your past life in order to get he delicious treat of waking up with asahi’s face in front of yours everyday 

“good morning to you, too, azumane” “morning :)” “did you have that weird dream again?” “the one where hinata grows to be eight foot three and dunks me in a basketball hoop and leaves me up there and becomes the ace?” “yeah” “yes. yes i did.thanks for reminding me.” 

sometimes asks for extra cuddles before getting up to take a shower, and when you say yes he just :):):) and envelops you in his warm embrace and rubs his beard goatee thing on your forehead as you grovel in pain because it’s in that in-between phase where it’s scratchy and long 

sometimesasksyoutoshowertogetherbutyouusuallyhavetodecipheritbecausehe’sallblushyandit’ssocuteyoucoulddie

honestly struggles to get up in the morning because he really loves just laying and existing with you, his mind not focused or worried about anything but the way your chest rises slightly out of sync with his, and sometimes he imagines your chest heaving beneath his,,,,but hat’s astory for antoher time

basically; waking up with him is like a fairy tale. his gently lips and even gentler arms wake you up like a queen, and he makes sure that you feel the same way he does. sometimes there’s extra cuddles, sometimes there’s some showering together. 

[2-cute-4-school]

𝚗𝚌𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 ��𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚖𝚜

requested by anonie:  hi if you’re taking requests could you do an NCT Dream reaction to you crying while studying for exams because you’re stressed? thank you !

Mark Lee

my boi understands the STRESS

he debuted like 6 times and he has more comebacks and schedules than he can count bby is so overworked sometimes  °(ಗдಗ。)

i think you’re probably each other’s safe places

whenever mark catches sight of you he just buries himself in your arms and all his stress and worries melt away as he breathes in your familiar scent (.づ◡﹏◡)づ.

your hugs? his best medicine

so when he finds you trying to muffle your cries in your hands, hunched over open textbooks, a mess of pens and littered papers around you

his heart breaks just a lil (*>_<*)

why didn’t you come to him?? or at least call him??? don’t you trust him?? is he part of the reason of your tears???? what if-

“mark?” ༶ඬ༝ඬ༶

but as your meek voice calls for him he decides that questions can wait

you are his one and only priority

he dashes to your side and engulfs you in his arms─=≡Σ(づ￣ ³￣)づ

“it’s okay baby, you’ll be fine, i’m here, i’m with you”

you just hide your face in his chest and allow yourself to break into sobs that wrench mark’s poor lil heart while mark caresses your back and head

“just let it all out baby, i’m right here, i’ll always be here”(๑´•д • `๑)

he keeps murmuring comforting words as you slowly run out of tears

once you calm down enough to explain the reason of your breakdown to him, he just presses a kiss to your forehead ლ(´﹏`ლ)

“how about you take a rest for tonight and we’ll talk tomorrow and i’ll find a way to help you through this, hm? does that sound good?”

you make him promise he’ll stay with you for this night he has no objections (ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡

he ends up playing his guitar for you with your head on his lap asfdsfksf until you fall asleep and then spoons you after tucking you in

his softness for you doesn’t prevent him from having a serious discussion with you to make sure you know you can always come to him for anything and then ends up helping you study might end up asking for help as well _(T-T*)

Huang Renjun

this boi seems really chill while at home

so i’d say that he mostly minds his business if you’re busy with school work like he’s probably in a corner painting or sumthin’ the lil artsy fairy that he is (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

he does check up on you from time to time to make sure that you’re... you know... alive and breathing?? lol fun times huh

but still, silent comfort IS your love language ∩(︶▽︶)∩

so he kinda assumes that you ALREADY know he’s there for you at any time anywhere in any way you may ever need him

so when he hears a muffled sob from behind the door you’re studying in?

his heart BREAKS ꒰๑˃͈꒳˂͈๑꒱ﾉ*ﾞ̥

but he also doesn’t want to stress you out even more or scare you so he slowly enters the room to find you hunched over your desk

he hesitates for a moment as his chest just clenches in hurt while he watches your shoulders shake with muffled whimpers ˓˓(ᑊᘩᑊ⁎)

so he walks up to you and lays a gentle hand on your shoulder

he waited for a moment to make sure that you’re comfortable with his presence in such vulnerable moments

and the he just ENGULFS you in a firm embrace and you FINALLY get the chance to ground yourself as you let out all of the pent up frustration in the arms of the person you trust the most (๑◕︵◕๑)

he just pats your head and you bury your face in his chest and you just ✨melt✨ into each other

i don’t think he’d say much tbh (´°ω°`)

there’s a silent mutual understanding that all you need right now is someone- him to lean on when you’re too tired to hold yourself upright

as you start calming down he presses a kiss to your head before speaking softly but firmly

“you’re taking a break, come on let’s eat and then we can have a lazy evening for once” ε-(‘ﾍ´○)┓

“but-”

“oh we can finally try out the fluffy blanket we bought together last week”

he AIN’T TAKING NO FOR ANSWER!!! (￣ω￣)

you spend the evening wrapped up in each other under your blanket with a forgotten movie playing in the background while renjun hums a lullaby’s tune in your ear

Lee Jeno

he has a sixth sense for you

you can’t get away WITH ANYTHING ¯\_༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽_/¯

you stub a toe: aw frick-

jeno, thousands of km away in the middle of rolling his hips into another dimension during practice: something’s wrong ಠ_ಠ

so i think he might notice even before you that you’re kinda breaching your limit

but ba(r)bie isn’t sure how to approach you without offending you since you’re kinda irritable because of the stress ofc he doesn’t blame you

so if he fails to stop you before your breakdown he’s gonna blame himself for sure tho so make sure to reassure him once you’re stable he’s gonna keep a VERY watchful eye over you ( ◉  〜 ◉ ) 

he’s 100% READY to be there for you!!!!!

he has fluffy blankets, your favourite sweets and snacks, your preferred take out place on speed dial in case you’re hungry AND your comfort show prepared  (•̀o•́)ง

what he isn’t prepared tho?

his OWN heart cracking at the sight of your pain and exhaustion (ಗдಗ) 

he LITERALLY CAN’T stop the small whine building up in his chest as he strides over to your side for support

so when you wrap yourself around him like a lil koala, trembling in his hold and muttering through tears that it’s just too much-

his ULTIMATE protectiveness kicks in FULL MODE (ಢ⊱ಢ ｡)

he just scoops you up and burrito wraps you into the gigantic mound of blankets already prepared for you while pressing a lingering kiss to your forehead i promised i’d make it his trademark so here ;)

he *dashes* to bring over all of the snacks AND is already on the phone if you decided you wanted something to eat

basically bf jeno didn’t come to play ║ * ರ Ĺ̯ ರ * ║

spends the rest of the night literally PAMPERING you in anything you need

and most importantly... LOTS OF KITHES AND CUDDLES!!!!( *¯ ³¯*)♡

his baby deserves a chill and lovely night and he’s gonna provide exactly that and the absolute best for you :<

also jeno will gather all of his remaining braincells to help you the next of the day he really seems a smart kid in my opinion

Lee Donghyuck

hyuck is a LOVELY person don’t get me wrong (๑♡⌓♡๑)

but he’s also a tease so he might unintentionally push you to your limits with a few remarks

poor babe really didn’t realize you were going through it

so just imagine his panic once you just burst into tears after what should have been a harmless teasing from him (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾)

“ba-babe? what happened, did i go too far?? i’m so sorry my love, i just-”

he keeps on rambling and you just cry even harder cuz come on hyuck is just such a thoughtful boyfriend

“i’m really sorry y/n, please don’t cry, i’ll do ANYTHING-” ٩(´Д` ;)۶

you try to explain to him that he’s not at fault for your breakdown

obviously it’s not really comprehensible but it’s enough for hyuck to understand once he hears the words ‘stress’ and ‘exhausted’

he simply embraces you as tight as he can and reassures you that humans have their own limits (っ⇀⑃↼)っ

and that taking a break doesn’t invalidate your hard work and dedication

he understands how overworking can affect a person so he knows how to handle the situation

he proposes taking a hot bath once you’ve calmed down and he adds extra bubbles and a really nice smelling body wash (╯✧∇✧)╯

and after that- YOU’RE ON BED REST!! no excuses

if you protest? you wouldn’t dare

stops you with kisses all over your face before fully shutting you up with a soft but firm kiss on your lips o┤*｀3´*├o

you spend the entire rest of the day restrained in his hugs

you really scared him so he became a lil lot clingy 

need to go to the bathroom? he INSISTS to piggyback you there since ‘you need all the rest you can possibly get’ (∪｡∪)｡｡｡

but i reckon you can’t complain since you have the chance to spend some quality time with your also busy boyfriend

my boy will also go to the ends of the world in order to help you the next day to study whether that means burning his own brain or gathering half of nct and his manager to get everything done in time (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و

Na Jaemin

it’s literally NO SURPRISE when i say that he’s PROTECTIVEx1000000 of his loved ones (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

so why would you even bother to hide anything from him??

it’s LITERALLY no use

he’s a very very doting person and he keeps tabs on you no matter what, sometimes even uncounciously

and if he’s not there physically? NO PROBLEM!!

texts and calls between he two of you are a very common occurence bubs just wants to make sure you’re well and happy (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

so unless you’re a top class at acting, good luck in trying to play off your stress and tiredness

but let’s say that due to busy schedules and different timetables it somehow gets past him

babe will be so heartbroken (๑´•д • `๑)

his worry topples over as he freezes in your doorway for a moment at the sight of your defeated form and tear-stained papers

BUT he does a good job in keeping his composure because he can’t risk letting his emotions get the best of him when you need him ( •̀ω•́ )

so he just trudges up to you and SMOTHERS you in the tightest hug possible, tucking your head in his shoulder so you could cry freely hidden away from the rest of the world

he coos a few words here and there, encouragements, compliments, reassurement that ‘you’re more than enough, you just need to take a moment to relax and breathe’ ✧˖°ˈ·*ε-(๑˃́ε˂̀๑ )

otherwise, he’ll leave the talk for the next day when you’re rested both physically AND mentally 

after you calm down he helps you put away all your school work you wouldn’t dare oppose him on this for the rest of the day

we all know what’s coming up i’m sorry

COMFORT FOOD!!!! (ﾉ^ヮ^)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

he seats you on a kitchen stool while he cooks whatever you need at the moment, anything his baby wants

honestly he just adapts to whatever you need atm

cuddles in silence? works for him!! wanna ramble? there to listen!! want netflix and chill??? absolutely!!!!

Zhong Chenle

sooo from what i’ve gathered he’s not exactly emotional???

but also have you seen this absolute cutie when jisung was crying at the dream show?? babe was trying so hard to comfort his bff but he also seemed uh.. a bit awkward a bit? in a cute way tho!! (๑⁍᷄౪⁍᷅๑)

but i do think he’ll falter once he catches sight of your state!!!!

so many mental debates too!! (๑′°︿°๑)

‘they’re hunched over, did they fall asleep? wait shaking?? is it cold in here????... fuck no was that a sob?? do i... do i go over to comfort them? but how like do i hug or do i talk or..? what if they break up with me??? shit what have i done recently?? i washed the dishes, i cleaned the dog poop, i took out the trash.. it can’t be this’

my boy is going through THE CRISIS OF HIS LIFE (≖ლ≖๑ )

so he reluctantly walks up to you determined to help

but when he reaches you? *brain fart*

ends up patting your head and rubbing your back, but his touch manages to ground you without overwhelming you even further (っ⇀⑃↼)っ

if you end up pulling him into a hug tho, he won’t hesitate to hold you

while comforting you he finally notices your open notebooks filled with messy writing

he feels weirdly relieved that you’re not breaking up with him and neither is it something *tragic*  •(◐﹏◐)•

he’ll let you cry it out before he asks if you’d like some help with your school work he asked fans to send their maths homework so he must be a nerd enough to be able to help you too

but you’re probably too drained（×ω×）  to do anything so you two just settle for a cuddle session under a mountain of blankets

and daegal therapy!!!!!Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ who probably loves you more than chenle and he ends up whining jokingly about it

chenle will probably focus on lifting up your mood with jokes and stories and he’d do anything to cheer you up

he might try to spoil you too 

and he’s not letting you refuse the ton of food he orders since ‘you deserve to fill up your batteries’ ~~旦_(-ω-｀｡)

i’m sorry for your tummies after the ammount of sweets you shared

Park Jisung

ah nct’s certified crybaby(lovingly)

might just start crying with you because if you cry he cries too 

i honestly see him a bit panicky in a delicate situation like this once where he has to deal with *emotions* (｡´>д<)っ彡☆

so he watches from a safe distance at first

literally jisung.exe has shut down

but then poor kid starts feeling guilty about just watching you suffer without helping and comforting you but he’s kinda scared that he’s only gonna make it worse (●’Д’●)

‘come on park jisung think!!! what would-... what WOULD JAEMIN DO!!’

*cue lighbulb going off above his head*

cue calling jaemin and getting scolded for being on the phone with him instead of being by your side but still giving his precious baby advice

jisung probably comes up with a speech before approaching you he’s nervous okay? ┌༼ σ ‸ σ ༽┐

he lays a hand on your head, gently caressing you and just as he takes a breath to start his speech, you just look up to him with THE kicked puppy eyes ༼ つ ◕ ‸ ◕ ༽つ and jisung is A GONER꒰ლ✘ㅿ✘ლ꒱ 

he MELTS into a puddle of uwus and just leans into you, opting for silent comfort and that’s how he found out that cuddles>>>>>>words

he kinda babbles a little while holding you words are hard ya know

he kinda rambles after you calm down too so now you have to calm him down you’re both messes but you’re cute so

so what is the most efficient way to shut him up? peck his lips!!!!

and as he melts into your hold he remembers that ‘wait!! i’m the one supposed to comfort them!!!!’ (•̀o•́)ง

so he throws his nerves out the window for a moment and just cups his entire world your face in his hands and pecks your all over your face

you end up watching some compilations with kitties or something on both your phones untill your batteries die so then you switch to another device gen z behaviour 

he also probably gets a call from jaemin too and you figure out that your puss of a boyfriend had to call his friend in order to help you

so you give him that look <(｀^´)>

let’s say he’s taking you out for brunch the next day AND helping you with your school work 

[oftenderweapons]

I have a prompt!!! Joonie gets jealous of yn’s friendship with a coworker and decides to send her flowers and give her a big sexy kith in front of everyone after work

Okie, probs Joon would never smooch Vixen in front of her office (mostly bc Vixen wouldn't let him — and she'd make him sleep on the sofa for a couple nights cause "That's my workplace, you dumbass!") HOWEVER let's act as if he isn't a celebrity and she isn't the most private human being on Earth.

There we go!

Pairing: Namjoon x Vixen

Wordcount: <1k

Genre: established relationship, romance, allusive

Rating: 18+

Trigger warnings: making out (with audience), jealous!Joon, smooth!Joon, mentions of oral sex/thight riding.

THIRST HOURS ARE OPEN — SEND PROMPT

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It had taken a while for Namjoon to catch up on the extra attention the new assistant was giving you. You had been driven home more than a couple times as your latest project grew gradually more and more complicated. Plus, he could never use the excuse of bringing you coffee to see you during your breaks, since the damn assistant was always ahead of him.

He was growing impatient. And petty. Though his brain insisted on him being rational, one too many late nights lead to the inevitable. He was furious at the man trying to take his spot. It was his own duty to make sure you ate and took your breaks and to drive you home — after all, he had finally managed to get his license only to come pick you up and drag you home whenever you stayed at the office too long.

“Hello darling!” you called from the door.

“Did you eat?” was his immediate reply.

You chuckled and taunted him, “Not even 'hello'?” You knew the question was part worry and part jealousy. He was checking whether you had had dinner with Noah.

“I had dinner delivered at the office. Did you eat?” you asked, just in case he wanted some company.

“Did you have it delivered or did Noah bring it to you?” His tone was venomous, but not toward you. He basically hissed out your assistant's name. You were quite sure that he would apply for the job weren't it for the tiny inconvenience of him being a grammy-nominated artist.

“I had it delivered. Easy, grizzly bear,” you joked before standing before him, running your fingers through his hair to soothe him a little. Too bad you could almost feel the cogs of his pretty head spinning at full speed.

The following day, you realised you could give him a little treat, trying to ease his poor nerves and letting him mark the territory.

Around dinner time, you texted him. The office was empty enough for him to roll around casually without anyone bothering him. So you texted him.

Would you like to bring me some dinner, Joonie bear?

His reply was immediate.

Isn't there ~Noah~ bringing it to you~~~?

You couldn't believe he actually used italics in his text. Good god, he was so annoyed... It made you chuckle mischievously, but at the same time, you decided to reward him for how he had been so disciplined in controlling his jealously.

I wanted to see your big, sexy body though... I guess I'll have to ask "~Noah~" then... :(((

He replied in a nanosecond.

I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE DON'T YOU DARE ASK THE BLOB

You rolled your eyes and laughed out loud. You felt a bit sorry for the poor man; sure, he'd been flirty and courteous in a couple occasions, but it was no big deal. You would always turn him down.

He arrived just in time to assist to Namjoon's great entrance in the workroom where you were currently finishing your miniature building. “Where's my little fox?” he asked from the door, a large, smug grin on his face.

You rolled your eyes at his impertinence, but could you blame him? Not really.

And he was carrying a lush deep purple orchid with him. “Hi, Joonie, come in!”

Namjoon smiled even brighter, fried chicken in one hand, orchid in the other. “Hi baby.” He willingly ignored Noah for a few minutes, kissing your forehead before looking at your project. “You're doing such a good job here, darling.” He bent and studied the miniature, “Wow.” He kissed your forehead again before officially noticing your colleague. “Oh, hi there.”

Noah stood, blinking in confusion once he realised he was half a head shorter than Namjoon. And maybe two thirds of his size. “I'm ____'s coworker, Lim Noah.”

“I'm Kim Namjoon, her fiancé.” Namjoon emanated all his friendly vibes with that statement, using his kindness as a weapon. Noah was no menace. Not with the way your hand was touching the top of Namjoon's ass, away from the assistant's glance. “But let's keep it between the three of us, uh?” Namjoon winked and Noah seemed to give up the fight entirely.

Your fiancé turned towards you. “One more orchid for your little collection. And dinner.” He placed everything on a spare desk. “Make sure to eat everything, mh? Be a good girl.”

You licked your lips and shook your head at the whispered comment, a smirk appearing on your face.

“There's a note on the flowers. You'll need it later.” Read it, he meant. “Can't wait to have you home.”

“I'll be there in a couple hours,” you reassured him.

As he watched your hands grab the note and open it, he spotted your ring finger. Empty?! “Honey, Where's the ring?”

While still reading the note, cheeks catching fire, you untucked a small necklace from your blouse, showing him your engagement ring safely latched there. “I dont want to ruin it when I'm building projects.”

He nodded curtly, reassured. “I'll go, then.”

Noah froze when you stretched your hand towards Namjoon, your man catching it and tugging you in his embrace before tipping your chin up and pressing his lips to yours, entirely forgetting about having an audience the moment you sucked his lower lip in between yours, his tongue greeting your own and envelopping around it, much like his arms around your body, making you squeal once his hand shamelessly, possessively grabbed your left ass-cheek and squeezed it.

You were breathless, way past cloud nine when he took a step back. “We're picking up from there later.”

You giggled like a schoolgirl before he lazily turned around with a hazy look on his face. “Bye Noah.”

You rubbed a hand across your face, oh so embarrassed. But also horny.

Was there a chance he would eat you out in the women's bathroom if you asked kindly enough? Maybe you were still in time to climb in his car and rub yourself all over his thigh once you reached your private parking lot in your building.

“He's very intense,” Noah commented, staring at the floor, his whole face and ears red.

“He is,” you confirmed with a smug grin.

Hope you won't be too tired when you get home, I wanna wear you out with my "big, sexy body". I love you, baby fox. Can't wait to have your taste all over my tongue.

You read the note again. “He really is.”

[hanniejji]

INUMAKI TOGE WITH A TALL S/O

[ inumaki toge x tall!s/o ]

@int3rnett-bunny77 : hi hi! So I personally headcanon Toge to be about 5'5 because we dont really know his height except for the fact that hes pretty short so I was hoping you could write some headcannons for Inumaki with a tall s/o 🥺? Like shes a really sweet and caring person and likes to tease him about his height but nothing too mean/harsh ^_^ thank you :]!

notes: i also hc him to be on the shorter side! | m.list

warnings: none

pouty baby omfg

doesn't really mind the fact that he's on the shorter side

on the contrary, he uses it to his advantage

always drags you to get something for him from a higher shelf

imagine saying no to a smol pouty baby whining in onigiri ingredients? hOw dArE yOu?¿ HoW cAn yOu bE sO mEaN?¿

he knows he's cute and being short is a bonus point

tease him for being short and he'll act angry at you, smacking your arms gently and whining "okaka!" repeatedly

use him as an arm rest and he'd retort by suddenly pulling away so you'd fall down

but if you genuinely need to take a break, he'd gradly be your arm rest despite the extra weight hnhng

hug him from behind pls :')

wrap both of your arms around his shoulders and pull him to your chest, rest your chin on top of his head

behold, a snugly toge

he'd push himself closer and use your tall figure to hide from the rest of the world

give him a kiss on the top of his head and he'll kiss your chin or jaw or whatever he can reach

he can walk with you clinging on his back for his whole life

speaking of clinging

he'd do the same to you

when he's extra playful or happy, expect him to sprint in your direction and jump in your arms or on your back

reminds me of that meme vid of someone saying

i hope you're strong enough or else the floor is your destination

he fits perfectly on your back and he loves the view when he's at this height

baby him pls he deserves it

ALSO HE'S A SMALL SPOON??

HE LOVES CURLING IN YOUR ARMS WHEN CUDDLING AAAAAHHHH

but he also likes being the big spoon :'>

imagine a smol baby latching on your back with a leg over your hips

give him forehead kithes

he loves forehead kithes

protect this baby please he deserves it :')

[multiplefandomsblog]

Kissing Headcanons for Kokichi and Nagito

desc; making out and first kiss headcanons :D

warnings; kithing, making out, suggestive, mentions of the horny lmao

Kokichi

first kiss!

your first kiss with kokichi will most likely be prompted because,

1. he wanted to fuck with you

2. he wanted something from you

3. he was horny

the first time he actually kissed you, was when he pecked you on the lips when you weren’t looking.

the sly motherfucker likes seeing you embarrassed, loving the reactions he got out of you.

However, it was too short for your liking, so you grabbed his face and showed him how it was done

he took that as a challenge, oh no

cue the countless clichés played against each other in attempt to make the other submit

~kabedon~

Kokichi slammed you against the wall, wearing a shit eating grin. He stepped on your shoes and leaned up to roughly press his lips on yours. 

~haha you’re too short~

You pulled away from him for a breather, before leaning down for one more, leaving your head right above his reach. You looked down at him with a cocky expression, patiently waiting for him to close the gap. “Aw, so small.” Kokichi whined in annoyance at your height.

~dramatic dip AND spit trail!? woaH DOUBLE COMBO!~

He hooped his arms around your waist, smoothly dipping you, causing your head to spin from the sudden movement. Before kissing you he teased, “Who’s shorter now?” he roughly pushed his lips on yours again and slipped his tongue in your mouth. You let out a barely audible moan, and grabbed at his shoulders. As he pulled away, he stuck out his tongue to show the spit trail between the two of you. You tried to fight the growing blush on your face, not wanting to lose. Kokichi’s eyes and smile simultaneously widened. “Do you forfeit~?” He purred teasingly. 

point is, your first kiss with kokichi wouldn’t just be one.

making out!

i think he’d be rough whilst you two made out

he would be grabbing and pulling at your skin with his tiny gremlin hands.

if you had boobs, he would grope them a lot as the two of you kissed

but if you didn’t, he would just occasionally pinch your nipples while you made out, pulling a few moans out of you.

he would feel you up everywhere, not missing a spot

he’d try to find all your sweet spots on your skin and leave marks on them so he can remember where they are next time lmao

he would pay extra attention to the spots that made you moan particularly louder or made your face contort into something lewd.

like i said, he loves your reactions.

if you took charge instead and started biting and sucking at the skin of his neck, he would be super whiney.

letting a few whimpers slip past his lips as he lightly tugged at your hair.

the satisfaction of seeing his usual cocky face turn into a drooling, whining mess from your lips alone is immaculate.

he’d make the prettiest noises as you bit and marked his neck.

i feel like he’d be the type to pounce on you and start making out with you whenever he was horny- or just, like, felt like doing it

no matter where the two of you were

—even class trials.

“Okay but, what about that piece of fabric-?” “Heeeeyyyy, S/o-chan.” “Yes, Kokich- Mmf??” right before your eyes, the little shit had jumped off the podium and on to you. Once he had jumped into your arms, he started gnawing at your neck like a fucking feral animal.

BARKBARKBARKRUFFGRRRSNARRRLLL

haha why did i write this-

Nagito

first kiss!

for your first kiss together, you would definitely have to initiate it

he thinks he’s too worthless to even touch you; so kissing you would be pushing it, he thought

nonetheless, he’d be lying if he said he hadn’t dreamt of it

though he’d still feel guilty for imagining such things

he’s scared that if he kisses you, you’ll think that he's a bad kisser and realize that you deserve more, not trash like him-

he’d over think a lot, always second-guessing himself

so kissing you simply because he wanted to would be pretty rare

lemme paint a small scenario >:)

You and Nagito stayed in your dorm, away from the noise and classroom chaos.

You leaned over his body, caging him in with your arms. Your hips sat right above his, as you slowly leaned in. 

-but not before nagito’s,

“A-are you sure you want to kiss trash like me?” Nagito breathed out, eying your lips with a need. 

As much as he wanted to pounce on you, he was scared he would be risking your relationship by indulging in his selfish desires. 

You narrowed your eyes at him and sighed, “Do you want to kiss me?” Your eyes softened as you spoke, patiently waiting for his response whilst you hovered over his body.

 “Of course, my hope! But I just... I don’t want you to regret anything.” His voice wavered at the end of his sentence, looking away from you guiltily. 

You smiled fondly at his answer, “I could never regret anything with you.” You assured before craning your neck down and gently capturing his lips in yours without hesitation. 

As you two locked lips, his mind rinsed itself of his doubts about you not wanting to kiss him. The confident vibe you gave off as you kissed him, convinced him that maybe, just maybe you actually wanted to do this. 

making out!

like i mentioned before, you would have to initiate kisses and basically any type of physical affection, with some acceptions.

he would subconsciously cuddle you sometimes or leave you with a forehead or cheek kiss if you had assured him in advance that it was okay

a makeout session with Nagito would start of gentle, softer and more romantic.

every kiss would have meaning to it, he would put his love within each one.

but as he keeps going, he finds his self control slipping away when he hears your moans.

he gets a bit feral and messier, grabbing your waist to bring you closer to him.

eventually his lips would move down to your neck, leaving small gentle kisses as he moved down.

he wanted to leave evidence that he was on you, but he doesn’t want to taint your skin with him.

so he doesn't leave any visible marks

he, however, loves it when you mark him

any touch from you drives him crazy but damn, hickeys?

he would not shut up as you sucked on his neck,

constantly gasping and mewling.

he loves having proof of you on his neck, so he doesn't hide them.

he walks with pride as everyone openly gapes at his neck.

“Damn, Nagito getting some!” Kazuichi raised his hand to high five Nagito. You glared at them while Nagito shrugged and high-fived Kazuichi.

i don't really know where i went with kokichi’s, but i still hope it was somewhat enjoyable! Thank you for requesting!

[doodler-jpeg]

cooking with georgenotfound fluff plss !!!!!!

this is a really cute idea oh my goodness. has George’s name always been spelled like that? it looks weird.

Note to self: ✍️don’t ✍️look ✍️at ✍️words ✍️for✍️ too ✍️long✍️

⚠️CUSSING, PURE CRACK/FLUFF⚠️

pronouns: they/them

You turned to George, an apron in hand as he set up the camera.

”We’re gonna be making some Mac and cheese, right?” You asked as George stepped back to look over at the screen of one of his devices.

”Yeah. The boxes should be in the bottom cupboard. I’ll get the pans.” You nodded and crouched down, opening the cabinet door and grabbing the mac n cheese box you had spotted with ease.

Placing it on the counter, you moved over to the fridge to take out some extra cheese.

You may be lactose intolerant but fuck your guts, cheese is absolutely bUSSIN.

Turning back to George, he set a pan down and smiled over at you. Hell yeah, that’s your best friend right there [lover? who knows, but the fandom sure as hell shipped it]!

”Alright, three, two, one..” George put up the starting soon screen and started the stream, turning over to you to give you a thumbs up. 

““Oh boy. They’re gonna be excited for some irl content, huh?” You questioned, tying your apron and putting on the chef hat you bought specifically for this occasion.

“Yeah. It’s weird we never met up to do anything like this.” You turned to George with an unamused expression before smacking your palm against your forehead.

“George. We live in different countries.” George stared at you for a few minutes before turning to start the stream. You cackled, leaning on the counter to not fall as George greeted the stream.

“We’re cooking mac n cheese!” You yelled after his little introduction, waving at the camera like a child. ““First official meal of our first anniversary.”

dannyfugginsucks: LMAO WHEN DID GEORGE GET AN S/O

madsnotfound: S/O REVEAL?? gnfPogRave

“Unfortunately, I was referring to friendship. Though, this Mac n cheese may finally makes him realize how hopelessly in love with me he is.” You sighed woefully as George laughed, pushing you slightly. ““I’m just kidding!” The two of you made eye contact and it went silent for a bit.

““We forgot the milk.”

“FUCK MILK.”

//

““Hot. Hot. Hot.” You stepped away from the stove as you shook your hand, causing George to chortle at your stupidity. ““My lover has betrayed me. Chat, I wish for comfort.”

dreamwastaken: smh george show them some love or ill fly over here myself to give them a kith

“DREAM!” You cheered, ““Yes please! This bitch didn’t even give me a hug when we finally met. He just stood there like 🧍.” George looked at chat before his phone began ringing.

“Is that my new boyfriend dreamwastaken on Twitch.tv?” You asked, looking over at the brunet’s phone.

“Yeah.” Bitch. “Hi, Dream.”

“Put [Y/N] on the phone.” You nearly cackled at the bluntness in the faceless streamer’s tone and grabbed George’s phone. George nearly screamed as you greeted your favourite blob man.

“Hi-”

“GIVE HIM THE MAC N CHEESE AS A CONFESSION GI-” you blinked before hanging up, handing George his phone and walking out of frame to scream.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP, DREAM.”

//

““Here you go, my beloved,” you pushed the bowl of freshly grated cheese over to George and he stared down at it before picking it up. ““Now put it in the pasta.” George did so and you nodded with a grin, ““yes. Just like that, my submissive and breedable beloved.” Your friend did a double take and stared at you in shock as you pushed him out of the way to stir the cheese into the pasta.

“Submissive and wot?”

“You heard me.” 

When you finished stirring the Mac n cheese, you let it cool and grabbed some bowls and forks, giving one of each to George.

“This is our wedding ceremony. We must take a bite of Mac n cheese at the same time to act as our vows.”

“Alright.” George shrugged as he began scooping some into his bowl, then into yours. You held back your giggles as you picked up some of the cheesy heaven, to which George did the same.

“On three. One, two, three.” The two of you took a bite in unison and you cheered before digging in to your food.

“Chat, we’re married!” You gave the camera a thumbs up, quickly finishing your food to get seconds.

“[Y/N], YOU’RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT.”

“FUCK YOU, GEORGE.”

//

You looked over at George, contemplating on whether or not you should do this on camera.

“George.” You whispered, nudging him. He turned to you and you took the chance to give his cheek a kiss before scarfing down your seventh bowl of Mac n cheese. ““Sorry for yelling at you.”

George stared at you for a bit, a smile on his face as he leaned over and gave you a quick forehead kiss. You gaped, turning to the camera with a face of excitement.

“George, I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

[uwuwriting]

Midoriya, Todoroki and Mirio waking up with kisses

Request: May I request best boys Todo, Mirio and Deku waking up with kithes. They’re all grown up and maybe the kithes aren’t coming only from the reader......okay I may want them to have kids and be all cute. - anonymous

Um excuse me who gave you the right to make this cute request? I have weak resolve and um ->this<- close to writing another dad fic. I LOVE TODOROKI SO MUCH I SWEAR I COULD DIE! Sorry for the small break I took yall but I’m back and better than ever *that's an overstatement bc my allergies decided to ruin my summer*. Hope you like it. Love ya. 💖💖💖

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warnings: characters are aged up, todoroki and mirio are dads, deku is a dad to be, fluff till your very soul

Midoriya Izuku

-Izuku is a very busy hero. 

-Being the number one in Japan and running his own hero agency is very tiring. 

-He loves spending time with you and really tries to make it up to you whenever he is called into an emergency. 

-Now, Izuku as an expecting dad is a whole other issue. 

-He doesn’t spend as much time at his agency, deciding to take his paperwork home and do it while you’re in his line of vision. 

-Being such an important and strong hero puts both you and your child in danger so he prefers being in a one mile radius. 

-Helicopter dad 99% of the time. 

-There are however, times when he has to go to the agency or on patrols. 

-And there are times when he has to answer to an emergency. 

-This was one of those times.

-He was chilling on the couch while you basically slept on him, on hand massaging your lower back and one rubbing soft circles on your belly feeling the baby kick once in a while. 

-He loves feeling them kick.

-They always do when he touches your belly. 

-You told him that they already love him, “reacting to their daddy’s touch is a sign of pure affection”.

-Now many things happened at once. 

-They gave a rather powerful kick, waking you up with a whine while his phone started ringing on the coffee table. 

-He had to leave and you almost had to kick him out the door since he didn’t want to leave. 

- “But why do I have to go???? I wanna stay with my babies!”

- “MIDORIYA IZUKU!”

-He came home really late that night and collapsed on the bed, wrapping you in his arms nuzzling into your hair before drifting off to sleep. 

-It was one of those rare mornings when you woke up first, from a kick...again.

 -You expected Izuku to be already awake but nope, he was snoozing. 

-You really cherished these moments. 

-You never truly got to see him really relax anymore, both with hero work and his constant worry for the baby he always had that wrinkle in between his brows.

-Even asleep. 

-Last night’s fight must have taken a lot out of him.

-Getting restless you decided to nuzzle into his neck, leaving feather light on his shoulder, neck and jaw. 

-He didn’t even stir. 

-Trailing up his jaw you left a kiss on each cheek and two on his nose before cupping his face and peppering his forehead. 

-The last kiss was on his lips, feeling him kiss back as he finally woke up. 

- “Mmm good morning.” 

-You just kissed his nose again making him scrunch it up.

-Placing his hands on your sides, his thumbs rubbed your belly as his lips followed their own trail along your face.

-You giggled as he explored your face letting out small whines every time he kissed a rather ticklish spot. 

-He finally reached your lips giving you a long kiss and bringing you flush to his chest. 

- “I wish I could wake up like this every morning.”

-Just then your kid decided it was a good time to sucker punch you in the liver, giving their father their own little good morning.  

-Izuku chuckled at your groan and leaned down pecking your stomach. 

- “Good morning to you too little one.”

Bonus

- “I think I might be having a kidney failure.”

- “Y/N come on don’t be dramatic.” 

- “You want me to kick you in the balls?”

- “No.....”

- “Good now less talking more kisses.”

Todoroki Shouto

-Shouto having a day off is a blessing. 

-Your daughters are angels whenever their dad is home wanting to let him relax.

-When I say that the twins are daddy’s girls I mean it. 

-It’s not only about them getting what they want it’s also about loving their dad unconditionally. 

-They don’t see him as the easy parent who will let them go on with their shenanigans unbothered. 

-They just see him less and really miss him so they usually do their best to give him a relaxed and happy afternoon or day off. 

-So when he told you that he was taking the week off you guys were so excited. 

-Your girls even though they were like three stayed calm and collected, dawning their dad’s infamous poker face when he came home that night, playing quietly on the living room floor. 

-The night was really quiet. 

-You knew that the girls were excited and were bubbling with energy, they talked your ear off when you broke the news to them but they also wanted their dad to relax. 

-Really you could never truly understand them.

-They were the most considerate toddlers you have ever met.

 -Since they know that their parent’s jobs are hard, since you are both in the hero business, they always restrained themselves. 

-The toddlers Fuyumi or Natsuo described while the babysat, the constantly arguing and bickering twins, were a far cry from what you saw at home. 

-Sure they had their slip ups but they were generally well behaved. 

-The did crawl onto their dad’s lap though at the end of the night, snuggling into his relative sides and snoozing off almost immediately. 

-The next morning you woke up first.

-Todoroki was sleeping almost on you, his arms around your waist as his head was buried into your neck. 

-He looked really tired last night, poor baby must have been exhausted. 

-You moved some of his hair from his eye tracing the red skin of his scar with your fingertip. 

-Long into your relationship he had told you that he felt self conscious about his scar. 

- “Not many people will find this attractive, I-I think you could do much better than this.” 

-From that day on you had made it your mission to make sure he knew you loved him, scar and all. 

-Leaving a few kisses on his forehead you raised his head slightly bringing your lips to the scarred tissue of his eye as you left feather light kisses on the red skin. 

-When his grip on your waist tightened you let his head rest back on your chest and whispered a soft I love you. 

-That’s when you heard the pitter patter of little feet on the marble floor of your home. 

-Whispers could be heard from outside your door and only caught the words ‘breakfast’ and ‘you’re stupid’, before your bedroom door opened ever so slightly.

-Two heads of fluffy hair, one snow white and one fiery red, walked in and made their way to your bed. 

-You stifled your laughter as one of your three year olds tripped over one of Shouto’s shoes grabbing onto her sister for support.

-You could feel the glare the white haired girl gave to her twin without having to see it. 

-They made their way to your side of the bed, locking eyes with you and waddling to you as quietly as possible. 

-They both gave you a few kisses before looking at their dad who was completely oblivious to all this. 

-You motioned to them to go around the bed and climb on from his side.

-The twins nodded and before you knew it the two of them were looming over Shouto.

-You kinda expected them to plop down on him and give him a heart attack but you melted when your girls just laid their heads on their dad’s back. 

-Shouto stirred at the extra weight but he didn’t wake up. 

-After like ten minutes of your snuggling, the twins got restless and started their master plan of waking their father up. 

-One of them settled fully on his back while the other moved some of his hair from his eyes, like you had done previously.

-Then the assault began. 

-Soft kisses on his forehead, cheeks, under his eye, on his nose. 

-Really anywhere they could reach.

-Soon enough Shouto woke up a smile adorning his features as he slowly wiggled out of your arms, placing the twins between the two of you. 

-He rested his chin on your white haired daughter and brought an arm over both of them reaching for your hand on the other side. 

- “Good morning snowflakes.” 

- “Good morning daddy.” 

-He made all of you snuggle with him for half an hour before scooping his girls into his arms and walking out the door to make breakfast. 

-One of his top mornings no doubt. 

Bonus

- “We tried to make breakfast.”

- “But Ren burned the toast.”

- “And you froze the juice.”

- “My little girls are not the best cooks huh?”

-*incoherent mumbling*

Mirio Togota

-To say that Mirio is busy is an understatement. 

-Being the owner of a large hero agency and doing his own hero work on the side even though he no longer has his quirk really takes a toll on him. 

-Having a four year old son didn’t make things easier. 

-He wanted to be there for his child like his father was there for him.

-He hits him really hard when he comes home one night and he finds his son sleeping on the living room couch clearing waiting for him to come home. 

-Until recently the two of them had a ritual before they went to bed. 

-Your son said that it scared the nightmares away. 

-But a handful of paperwork had fallen into Mirio’s hands forcing him to stay longer at the agency, missing his son’s bedtime by two hours. 

-It was the first night that you ad let him wait for Mirio knowing how ever since their small ritual stopped happening , nightmares had been keeping the little boy awake. 

-But alas sleep had won him over and now he was being carried to bed by his dad. 

-Mirio almost had a breakdown later saying that he was a horrible father. 

-You had to calm him down by giving him some examples of him being an amazing dad before luring him to bed. 

-Later that night your son woke up from a nightmare, trembling and crying out for his parents. 

-He spent the night in your bed, Mirio placing him in the middle bringing him flush to his chest. 

-He calmed down rather quickly and was asleep in no time, you two following suit soon after. 

-The next morning you woke up to small kisses on your  forehead as chubby hands held your cheeks. 

-It was the cutest thing you had ever seen. 

-Big blue eyes looked back at you as you opened your eyes, a small twinkle in them. 

-You brought him into a hug, rubbing his back softly as your other hand reached out to grab Mirio’s under the sheets. 

-After a mini cuddle session with mini Mirio you motioned to big Mirio and winked at your son. 

-Slowly getting up you straddled his hips as you placed your son gently on his chest. 

-He let out a low grunt but only placed a hand on your hip turning his head to the side. 

-Then you dove in.

-You left small kisses on his jaw, cheeks and lips while your son hugged him really really tightly. 

-Your kiss attack continued until Mirio’s giggles bounced off the walls, his arms shooting up to wrap around your back, trapping both of you in his embrace. 

-It was his turn to attack you both with kisses, not holding back at all.

-Really your plan kinda back fired. 

-When you finally got up almost an hour later, Mirio had that proud smile on his face. 

- “Maybe I’m not that bad of a dad after all.”

-You just kissed him again a little more passionate now that you were out of your son’s sight. 

Bonus

- “W-when did you come down? I didn’t hear you coming down the stairs.”

- “He has your quirk you dummy!”

- “Don’t call dad a dummy!”

- “Go put some pants on you shrimp!”

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[chaeiimimi]

14 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞

Summary: you weren’t really sure how it happened, but an average student who wore glasses and spent all her extra time on bookstores and library managed to date your school’s volleyball club setter. On your 3rd year of law school, your ten years anniversary to be exact, he went home from Argentina and it was a week before he was going back, he broke up with you with the reason of he can't handle long-distance relationship anymore despite being at it for two years. You didn’t cry, you stood there as he was sobbing in front of you, you held his face in your palms and offered him a gentle smile, gentle enough to let him know you’ll support him and will always be watching him, together with the child in your stomach right now, but he doesn’t need to know that.

Oikawa's press conference broke the internet, who could've thought that the kind, lovely and innocent Sato Himari wasn't who she seemed to be?

The internet was quick to switch sides, of course some of Himari's avid fans were still on her side and were still pushing the fact that Oikawa was the father of the child and Y/n manipulated Oikawa to do the press conference, but the majority was on y/n's side

The night after the conference, there was a huge celebration at your house, since you and Himari decided to cook up a huge feast, Oikawa's teammates from Argentina stopped by and visited your home and had a few drinks, Iwaizumi, Akira and the Seijoh Volleyball team of your batch was also there

The night was filled with a lot of tone-deaf singing from Akira, Iwaizumi trying to save his girlfriend from embarassment and misserably failing, Kindaichi having to vomit every few minutes but still decided to drink more, the twins being passed around because people can't get enough of their cuteness until Haruto just fell asleep on Kunimi's lap and Hayato fell asleep on one of Oikawa's teammates lap, Maki and Issei slow dancing to Akira singing "Hello" by Adelle which was very off key, Oikawa taking a picture of them with his left hand while his right is securly wrapped around your waist, Oikawa's argentinian teammates speaking in spanish while Oikawa translates for the team and vice versa to his Japanese friends

It was indeed a fun time, it felt like your head was lifted from underwater, you can breath again, the heavy burden you've been carrying for the past few months evaporated into thin air

A week after that, you were able to file a case against Himari, although you didn't want to do it in the first place because she was still your cousin and she's also pregnant, but you were also a mother and you were only trying to save your kids and your family on what she can do in the future

It was also later on found out that she was mentally unstable and needed therapy before having her baby

Everything seems to be falling in place, and it was a week before Oikawa had to leave for Argentina to begin a new season

You laid in your bed face to face, his hot breath fanning your forehead while you nuzzle into his chest

"bubs?" he calls

"hm?"

"i'm going back to Argentina next week"

"yeah, I know you're gonna do well this season"

"for sure, I have to make you and the twins proud"

You chuckled

"win or lose, we're still proud of you Tooru"

He smiles as he pulls you closer

"I know this might be too fast, and I know it still hasn't been long since we got together, god this is the lamest way to say it, but, will you move with me? To Argentina"

You feel his breath hitch and his heartbeat quicken, was he nervous?

You looked up at him and smiled

"we'll follow you anywhere babe"

And just like that, the day after Oikawa was helping you pack your things, he also insists on only bringing your clothes and not empty out the whole house since he still plans on staying here during off seasons, which was why, unbeknownst to your knowledge, he bought the house

A week later, you flew to Argentina to start a new life with Oikawa and your sons

"papa rapido!" Hayato exclaims while clutching the bag filled with baby bottles

"Mama are you okay?" Haruto calmy rubs your back and stomach as you were sweating buckets and breathing deeply, a puddle of water in front of the chair you were sitting on

The twins are now six years old and grew up to be fine boys

You were now expecting your third baby and your first daughter, but you didn't expect to give birth to her in Japan, you travelled here during mid-pregnancy and Oikawa had a long off-season, but you weren't due in like a week or two and you were planning on returning to Argentina tomorrow

Looks like that's going to have to wait

"OIKAWA I AM NOT ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH IN THIS HOUSE" you screamed

Your husband came out of your room, multiple bags hung in his body, his lips were trembling and his hand clutching his phone was shaking

"y-yeah yeah l-let me call an a-ambulance"

He shakingly dials a number

It rings three times before somebody picks up

"hello!"

"hello pizza delivery how may I help you sir?"

...

What the fuck?

"did you just dial a pizza place while your wife is in labor?"

The twins looks at the door and cheered "Seijoh Uncles!" synchronised like they were looking at their saving grace

Lo and behold it was indeed the Seijon ex-volleyball team, right there to save the day

Maki and Watari took the bags hanging on Oikawa's body

"carry your wife to the van"

Oikawa mindlessly nods and carries you in bridal style to Issei's van, which by the way had a huge fucking funeral home logo on it

But it didn't matter to Oikawa, what mattered was to get his wife to deliver their baby girl safely

And soon a whole ass volleyball team except for Iwaizumi, a shouting pregnant woman and two hyperactive twins were able to fit in the funeral home van

Thank god it wasn't traffic 'cause you ain't never seen a funeral home van travel so fast it was practically flying

Your arrival caused a huge commotion, imagine fully grown men, stepping out of a funeral home vam, screaming "help she's giving birth!", two identical boys screaming "our sister is coming!" and a very pale husband who was carrying his pregnant wife with wobbly knees

What added even more to the commotion was an arrival of another van, it was black with a huge MSBY sign to it

It revealed a Bokuto in a maskot costume without the head, Akaashi holding his-well the maskot's hand, Atsumu and Hinata practically screaming "this is an emergency! A baby is about to come out of her!", Sakusa who was clutching all the baby bags looking very embarassed at his teammates while Iwaizumi was there, his trainer clothes crumpled, his hair dishevelled and carrying Akira who was practically going hysterical

The medical staffs were flabbergasted at the sight of a lot of tall, muscular man in the ER, they immediately led the two husbands to the place their wives on the bed and rolled them over to the same delivery room since there wasn't any vacant one

"hey Iwa, I don't mind if my daughter falls in love with your son"

Oikawa says out of nowhere, their screaming wives in the background

"shut up shittykawa...I don't mind either"

"YOU TWO BETTER STOP THAT BROMANCE MOMENT OF YOURS WE ARE LITERALLY DYING HERE" you screamed in so much pain

"IWAIZUMI YOU MOTHERFUCKER I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU EVER AGAIN AHHHHH" Akira was having it worst since it was her first time

Oikawa was pale, because of the nervous and the fact that you were squeezing his hand so tightly it felt like it was going to break

While Iwaizumi was taking Akira's tugs, kisses, and curses like a champ

After a lot of abuse for Iwaizumi and Oikawa, they finally heard theur babies' cries which made it all worth it

Oikawa takes a look at your daughtee, his eyes watered as he cuts the umbilical cord

He went to you and peppered your sweaty and unconscious face with kisses

"thank you bubs, thank you for making me the happiest man on earth now"

I may or may not be posting special chapters. Anywayssssss~ i just got home from a fam reunion and I'm finally updating this BHSHSHSHS, i love you guys so much, thank you to all those who read this until the end😭💖 sending virtual hugs and kithes😘 and remember to stay happy, healthy and safe babeesss💗💓

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[legobatjoker]

omg its so fucked latee its 3 am and i already didnt get tht much sleep yesterday litreally why do i stay up so late istg -__- anyway !! sorry i thini short but i do rly j wanna say b4 i go 2 sleep that !! i lvoe you so so so much my dearest i rly do :'> youre such an amazing friend and wonderful presense in my life and just knowing u and spending time with you always makes me so so happy like i cant explain it but j thinking abt u and the fact that i have you in my life fills me w sm joy and happiness nd j means the absolute world to me i j feel like ur j such an amazing friend and presence in my life and just !! youre just so wonderful and i just adore you so so much mx i hope u know !! :'> i hope i had a good day and sleep well mx, i lvoe you so so much 💗🍰🥭💕🍊🍓🌺🌸🌼💕✨✨ /p

!!! irs ok you dont have to explain it strawberry because i sooo much know what you mean like justbknowing i have you as a friend is such a lovely comforting good thought to my mind !!!! i hope ur able to get some good dreams tn and rest well tmrw btw since ik u havent gotten so much so yah kithing ur forehead for extra rest my dear!!! i love you so muchhh goodnight<33💕❤️

[fandom-blackhole]

First of all give Gwen a good belly rub and a kith om her head. I bet she is a good girl. Also, I don't know what kind of force bond thingy is this but you and I think in almost the same wa. No worries me likey!

AAA I was thinking about Fennec too! See told you we are connected,

Boba having grandpa moment sksksks but yes, he loves Fennec as much as he loves you,

Also, for the love of God, don't ask him to take photos of you,

All your selfies with him end up looking like this 😐Boba 🤗You,

Boba was feeling extra and bought two diamonds collars, one smaller for Fennec and a bigger one for you,

If, he was not a crime lord and didn't meet you he would end up being like a crazy old cat lady,

Is your head okay? It must be painful to have a brain the size of the universe.

Yes, yes, yes Paz definitely helps hurt animals and went out of his way to get rhe right diploma for that,

Din is butthurt when children flood him with question when will Mr Paz come again,

But he swallows his pride and totally participates in eco wokness classes,

Recently I watched a documentary on YouTube about japanese bunny cafe sooo

Paz has also area for the rabbits in the restaurant???

One day on his way to work Paz came across a pupper in distress and he performed a cpr on the dog, someone filmed it and it went viral,

You were scrolling through Instagram and had to double take

Wait was it? No it can't be

Omg Paz my hero, being friends with animals like a Disney princess,

I need you to lay down, your back must be hurt as well. Hurt from carrying this AU on your back queen.

Space themed room for Grogu 10/10 idea and your idea for the metal ball works so well!

Grogu + Din + Running = one day you end up tending to your boys, there are some scratches on their knees and elbows, but mostly Din took the damage(like it was bound to happen there are compilations of din landing on his butt),

Grogu's stroller must be made out of some, really resilient material (beskar??),

Grogu being freaked out by Fennec, like he sees a kitty but the kitty behaves like a doggo??? (srsly Maine Coons are the best high five bestie),

Boba tried to snap a pic of Grogu and Fennec, yeah, we know how it ended up looking,

Grogu desperately tries to steal and sneak in snacks for uncle Paz' pupper because it's so tiny, must feed it a lot! (oh bless his poor soul, little angel),

You and Din spent a whole day shopping for a space themed blankie, literally went to every shop possible, you were too dedicated to the cause but you ended up placing an order on-line,

When Boba had to go abroad for business, you settled on having a FaceTime date,

You wanted to surprise him so he would try his best to come back home as soon as possible,

You call him up appearing on his screen, wearing his favorite lingerie,

Only to end up to a close up of Boba's forehead and him saying

Princess I can't see you, can you hear me, baby girl are you there??,

Srsly what's wrong with him not being able to use the technology correctly,

You decided on sending him pictures, yours were really spicy, you wanted to show him what he was missing,

Well, he send you a pic too. You weren't sure if it was his arm, leg, or his dick.

Maybe you need to check if his camera is stuck on some type of foggy filter because it's just ridiculous at this point,

Sorry I kinda went all of the place with those. If you want to stick up to specific theme you can choose! Or we can just keep up the random brainstorming - 🐣

Kajdksmskaksb stop! You can't be this nice to me lmao. (Also its funny you mention that my brain must hurt bc I do have chronic headaches and migraines) oh and Gwen says thank you for the belly rub and kisses.....

Lmao Boba is a total grandpa when it comes to technology

He totally takes pictures for you like this

Diamond collar you say 👀👀👀 (Boba's princess is totally inscribed on the inside)

TRYING TO FUCKING FACETIME WITH BOBA OMFG

This man is just fuckinv holding the phone like you would when speaking on the phone, you're just seeing the side of his head

He totally tried to send a disk pick but he only got his thigh and like part of his left ball in the picture, not that you can tell

How the fuck does this man have a phone that has the ability to take pictures as good as the best cameras out there manage to only get pictures that look like they were taken with a flip phone?!?!?!

Din's students definitely ask every day when Paz is coming, they just love him and it takes sssoooooo long for him to come back lmao

Paz's restaurant has places for all types of animals, it doesn't matter what they are he has thought of something for them, and he has food for all of them

Paz totally accidentally becomes viral and gets interviewed by so many news channels, and of course he uses the exposure for good and makes an Instagram to show case the restaurant, his organization, and all of the charities he helps

The Instagram blows up and becomes verified and all the money he makes from it he donates to a new charity each month

(He starts hanging up all the fanart he receives all over the restaurant, especially the ones done by kids)

Ok so Din coming home just covered in scratches and your just like 'wtf happened?!?!!'

Turns out Grogu tried to jump out of the stroller while he was jogging and he had to catch him

Din's entire arm and knee + part of his cheek are just scratched to hell, Grogu hand has a small scratch and he's acting like its the end of the world

Grogu + Fennec = over protective pet and the child that it protects

Fennec is constantly pulling Grogu back from trouble by biting his pants leg

Paz's chihuahua (aaaahhh we need a name) loves abusing Grogu's feeding them habit, constantly begging for food around him and he A L W A Y S finds a way to give them some even if you are watching him like a hawk

Also I raise you, Grogu's favorite movies and TV shows are Star Wars

You are constantly trying to convince Din that he looks like Pedro Pascal, but he always deny it

Jokingly one day you say, "you know what you're right Din, Pedro is so much hotter."

He pouts for the rest of the day

For his bday you get Grogu a Luke figure and post it to Twitter, Mark Hamill sees it and retweets it telling him happy bday and may the force be with you

Grogu totally flips out in excitement

Din makes Grogu his own mandalorian helmet that he helps him paint what colors he wants

Paz gets Grogu a telescope and a book about stars

Boba of course spoils the kid and gets the giant lego star wars sets, as well as one of the actual blasters used on set of the OG movies (its one of the ones that that really cool green bounty hunter used 😏)

Also this is us:

Anyways, sorry I was all over the place, I just got so excited lmao!!!

(Send me THOTS!!)

[come-on-shitty-boys]

//Kissing Headcannons//

Characters:  Tsukishima Kei / Sawamura Daichi / Nishinoya Yuu

Request: Hellooo Maddi!! I hope you're doing well and taking care of yourself! 💞 This is sorta random but you know those kissing hcs you did with Tanaka and Tendou? Could I request some with Tsukki, Daichi, Nishinoya, and Bokuto? (Am soft rn and I wanna kith them so bad 🥺👉👈) If that's too many then you can just pick however many you wanna do! Thanks queen, ily!! <3

Warnings: some swearing

Word Count: 1.5K (~500 a piece)

Notes: please this isn’t random i wanted to do more of these and i’ve just been waiting for someone to tell me to do more

Tsukishima Kei

Listen, Tsukki always tries to play it cool, trying to be suave, but his first kiss with you had him p a n i c k i n g

He kept telling himself that it didn’t matter, but this was his first kiss ever and what if you had kissed someone before and thought he was shit just because he was inexperienced?

He was definitely added into a group chat with Kuroo, Bokuto, and Akaashi where Bokuto and Kuroo just hype him up and try to convince him to just fucking kiss you already

Tsukishima just wanted them off of his back.  Don’t get me wrong, he also wanted to finally kiss you, but please they ask him every single day.  He just wants to say, “Yes, I kissed them.  Leave me alone.”

Kdhfesifb he’s walking you home when it happens.  It’s dark and you just look so pretty all illuminated by the street lamps that he just stops and takes your chin between his thumb and index finger

He’s got some dumbass smirk on his face because you’re looking up at him like a deer caught in the headlights.  Tsukki won’t lie.  He thought that was super cute.

But he lifts your face towards his, leaning down to give you this really gentle kiss, nothing like you ever would’ve expected from him. And he wants to call you an idiot when he pulls away, but he’s so fucking flustered that best he can do is bring his hand up to his lips and look away from you.

He really thought he was slick, looking away from you to hide his blush.  Smh everyone knows that you’re blushing like an absolute fool, Tsukishima.  It’s okay.

He doesn’t mind leaning down to kiss you.  If anything, he likes having to lean down.  He thinks that your height difference is kind of cute, no matter how big or small it is.  

Tsukishima gets so embarrassed about kissing you??? Literally what for?  But when he’s feeling especially like an angsty teen, he’ll playfully kinda shove you away after.  People think it’s rude, but you know him too well.  So, please.  Tease the shit out of him every single time he does that.  

He likes to hold your chin because it makes him feel in charge, but if you slide your hands down his chest and over his stomach?  He’s going to get weak in the knees and it’s not fair that you have that effect on him, because he’s supposed to get you weak >:C

If you instigate the kiss, he’s going to make fun of you for being needy and he’ll joke that if you want it so badly, you have to work for it, because he’s not going to lean down for it.  But, give it like two minutes of you jumping or trying to climb him and he’ll roll his eyes and bend down to kiss you.

Sawamura Daichi

SIT IN HIS LAP AND GIVE HIM SMOOCHES

anyway.  That’s a topic for later.

Daichi is so damn soft with you g o o d b y e i do not take criticism on this one thing (and kuroo driving a prius that is also non-negotiable onyx)

He likes to sling an arm around your shoulders or your waist and pull you in towards him to give you a quick kiss.

I just want to make it known that Daichi doesn’t do small kisses.  Oh no.  Every kiss is a full kiss.  A peck? Nay. A K I S S

God, he’s so cute.  He gets so flushed every time he kisses you and sometimes after a s p i c y kiss, he’s really breathless, chest kinda heaving as his forehead is pressed against yours, that tiny sheepish smile on his face.

When it came to first kisses, Daichi really had no shame.  I don’t know, I feel like he’s not the kind of guy to get overly embarrassed when it comes to his relationship.  He loves you a lot and he’s really happy to be with you.  Why should he be embarrassed to show you affection?

THIS BOY DID IT IN THE MORNING BEFORE CLASSES P L E A S E

He walks you down the hall to your classroom every morning and he was telling you goodbye before going to his own room and he just kinda?? Did it?? Right there.  In the middle of the hallway.  For the entire third year class to see.

Not that he cared, of course.

He said, “I’ll see you at lunch, okay?  Bye” and just leaned down and k i s s e d you and walked off like you two didn’t just have your first kiss.  So you just have to sit there all morning having a crisis because you’re so in shock that you think you’ve dreamed it all up.

OKAY BACK TO THE LAP THING BECAUSE SITTING IN HIS LAP MAKES ME VERY HEAD EMPTY

Ahem

Daichi really likes when you sit in his lap and face him, your legs wrapped around his torso.  Yeah, that’s his shit

N e way.  If you grab his face and kiss him like that?  He has never been more in love with you.  He’ll hold your hips and if your hands leave his face to rest on his shoulders or his broad chest?? Daichi . exe has stopped responding.  His head is spinning but it’s not like he cares

Please touch his chest when you guys kiss?? Like.  please. That is genuinely all he wants you to do.  Just rest your hands on his pecs.

Sometimes, when you guys are just standing around or walking home after he’s done with practice, he’ll put his hand on the top of your head and kinda?? Stop you?? Idk.  But he’ll lean over and give you a kiss

Everytime daichi pulls away dkfheisf please i’m so soft thinking about his little smile as he slowly opens his eyes

Oh to live in a world where i could kiss daichi *sigh*

Nishinoya Yuu

Nishinoya loves to kiss you.  And I mean loves to kiss you.  He loves absolutely peppering your face and hands and neck and any skin he can get with all of these itty bitty kisses.

I know that we’ve seen Nishinoya be completely shameless around Kiyoko, but I think he almost views her as unattainable?  So he doesn’t really care?  But with you-

A flustered m e s s.  He’s nervous and blushing and you’re about to ask him what’s wrong, but he just slams his lips into yours, holding your face really tight squishing your cheeks.  When he pulls back, he stares at you with wide eyes, repeating to himself that he can’t believe he just did that.

He’ll try to wipe his mouth.  Not because he didn’t like it, but because now he’s worried that you hate him because he just kissed you out of the blue like that.

But your voice speaking his name is so soft and it makes him stop to look at you.  Your hands on his cheeks, pulling him back in for that second kiss?  Please, he has never felt anything better.  

Nishinoya is a bit of a rough kisser??  I’m talking like he’s always giving open mouth, kinda sloppy kisses?  He’s bitten you on more than one occasion.  Never enough to really hurt, but enough to take you by surprise that he actually bit you?

But sometimes, when Noya is feeling especially soft, he takes things really slow.  Running his thumbs over your cheeks, telling you beautiful are, how happy he is to be with you, how much he loves you, all while leaning closer until you can feel his lips moving against yours everytime he speaks.  Eventually, he’ll finally push his lips to yours and it feels like you’re on cloud nine.

His hands are soft and you love how they feel cupped around the curves of your face.  They’ll eventually snake back to the back of your head to touch your hair or try to pull you even closer to him.  

Nishinoya will melt if you hold onto his arms while you kiss.  If your hands are wrapped around his forearms or his wrists, he’s going to be a puddle on the ground in a matter of minutes.  

He kisses your nose a lot.  Noya finds it to be extra cute when you scrunch up your features and kind of pout at him about it.  He’s genuinely so in love with you?  He thinks you’re the absolute cutest thing he has ever laid eyes on, so of course, whenever you scrunch up your nose, he’s just going to kiss it again.  Is it your ploy to get more kisses out of him?  M a y b  e

But nishinoya won’t object to kissing you over and over again, that’s for sure.

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[2-cute-4-school]

𝚗𝚌𝚝 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚕𝚢, 𝚎𝚡𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜/𝚘

a/n: hiiiii so i decided to make this a 2in1 reaction; basically i just put together 2 of my requests that were *in my opinion* closely related. hope y’all don’t mind and enjoy!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅

requested by annonies: ‘Hey.. could you please do nct dream reaction to s/o having high fever and just wants cuddls? 🥺 like how would they take care of them.. make it fluffy please.’ & ‘nct dream reaction to their s/o being EXTREMELY tired and then like ummmmm cuddling and stuff maybe?? *uwuing in the distance*’

Mark Lee

okay but just imagine this (๑◕︵◕๑)

cuddle sessions when you’re both stretched thin and overworked

even though we all know he isn’t big on skinship i think he would throw all reticence out the window when it’s crystal clear that you both NEED each other ꒰๑˃͈꒳˂͈๑꒱ﾉ*ﾞ̥

so you just crawl under the bankets into his arms and you both just lay together in silence just enjoying each other’s presence

bonus points if he runs his hand through your hair and you trace shapes with the pads of your fingers on his skin (´,,•ω•,,)♡

it would probaby take a couple of lazy kisses and if you’re really really soft he might just hum some song lowly in your ear

just a lil heads up:

you ain’t getting out of his arms ‘til next morning so better hope you peed beforehand and have a bottle of water in reach (ಠ‿↼)

the only thing that would make him get up without a second thought?

if you’re feverish because of your exhaustion

his worry wouldn’t allow him to settle down until he’s 110% sure he made everything in his power to keep you comfortable 

“cold towels, water, painkillers just in case, is there anything i’m forgetting? babe, should i make you some tea-”

“mark, you know what would make me feel SO much better?”

“huh?” ｢(ﾟ<ﾟ)ﾞ??

“CUDDLES, BABE, CUDDLES!!” (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)

you don’t have to say that twice, your man is tucking you into his side in an instant flash ain’t got nothing on mark, he’s a man on a mission

he’ll try to stay awake long enough to make sure you’ve fallen asleep properly since he knows your fever won’t go away without proper rest

might hover over you the next morning too!! ( ≧Д≦)

Huang Renjun

this boy would FRET like CONSTANTLY

especially if you develop a fever 

he keeps piling up a lot of stuff in your room, anything he deems would be potentially helpful at some point is surrounding your bed

“jun, why tf is a cactus on my nightstand?” Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

“what if haechan walks through the door?”

“... understandable” ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯

your room looks like a deposit at this point and you’ve tried to drag him to bed more times than you can count

but he’s restless ༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽

until your frustration topples over and you’re on the verge of tears as you ask him for ✨cuddles ✨

he might actually feel bad for not joining you earlier so he’s gonna be EXTRA soft with you enjoy it while you can

he’s gonna pepper kisses all over you as he encases you in his lil arms and nuzzles his face into the crown of your head (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

he’s ready to offer free massages or head scratches!!!! LIMITED OFFER DON’T MISS OUT!!!

also he’s ready for literally anything

fever? medicine and wet towels nearby. thirst? 4 bottles of water AND gatorade. hunger? your favourite take out is waiting. any intruders? cactus is right by his hand. cuddles? CUDDLES!!!!! (۶* ‘ꆚ’)۶”

i think he’ll probably stay up even after you fell asleep, reading about how exhaustion affects one’s body and how to help i just think he’s a really wholesome person despite his all ‘don’t talk to him he angy’ character

but he’s still SO attentive to you!!

he’s down to anything that would make you feel better and if that means 20 hours of non stop cuddling so be it (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Lee Jeno

i think he’d be REALLY clingy with you even in normal circumstances kind of like how he’s with mark ya know

so your affected well-being will just give him an extra reason to evolve to his ULTIMATE LEVEL OF PHYSICAL AFFECTION◝( ′ㅂ`)و ̑̑

he won’t let you lift A FINGER

my man is cuddling you even while standing up (灬 ♡ ω ♡ 灬)

he’s also going to insist on carrying you anywhere even if it’s just from the bed to the bathroom this boi is strong you have no excuse to shy away from him he won’t let you

you have no chance at escaping him btw his arms are made of iron when it comes to cuddles good luck prying them off you

and even though he’s clearly focusing on your requested cuddles, he’ll ask you from time to time if you need anything, how you’re feeling, if you’re comfortable

lowkey uses the excuse of checking your temperature to give you endless forehead kithes cuz he can (*＾∀ﾟ)ъ

he also becomes kind of hyperaware of every little move you make

you shiver? he’s cocooning you in yet another blanket. you’re becoming restless? he adjusts your cuddling position until you’re fully comfortable.

NOTHING gets past him ┌༼ σ ‸ σ ༽┐

idk why but i have a hunch that jeno sleeps like a rock

so if he happens to fall asleep too and you need to get up? pfft yeah sure better call for a crane to lift you up from the bed  ૮( ᵒ̌ૢꇴᵒ̌ૢ )ა｡

he’s also going to be EXTREMELY cranky if anyone dares interrupt your extended cuddle session this is strictly ‘only y/n and jeno time’

he might also entertain you with a few pictures of his cats if you’re feeling soft or ugly pictures of his members if you need a good laugh

would totally recommend leaving yourself in jeno’s care!! ♡(.◜ω◝.)♡

Lee Haechan

he would LIVE for your cuddle sessions (●♡∀♡))

despite that, he WOULDN’T STAND you being uncomfortable for a single second if he can do something against that

i think he’s the type of person who wouldn’t leave even the smallest of papercuts untreated when it comes to his partner so exhaustion? fever? yeah no. frickin. way. ┐(;Ծ⌓Ծ;)┌

and after he’s absolutely sure he has everything you might need nearby and put a cold cloth on your forehead and made sure you were hydrated and well fed

he finally climbs into bed with you and just SMOTHERS the shite outta you i’m not even kidding ꒰๑*´ᗜ`*꒱*›◡‹꒱꒱

he’s full on *leech mode*, kisses and nuzzles and gentle caresses

and best part of the package? this man is a walking spotify premium!!

you get to choose whatever song you want and switch with no ads and he has no complaints since his payment is already made in cuddles

you thought this was the end of it?? SIKE

also an entertainment king!!  ୧༼✿ ͡◕ д ◕͡ ༽୨

we all know he probably has shit on all of the members and he’s not shy to do some harmless story telling to put you in a good mood

so just imagine and try coming up with anything better

sleepy you engulfed in the sunshine himself’s arms, tightly cradled against him with his soothing honey voice murmuring and humming to you and only you ˭̡̞(◞⁎˃ᆺ˂)◞*✰

his protective side might surface too btw

no one is allowed near you and if someone somehow managed to bother you? oh hell naw  🙃

now they’re on hyuck’s black list good luck mate

his babie gets the royalty treatment in those times guaranteed

Na Jaemin

he’s a doting boyfriend either way i think we can all agree on that

but you clinging to him and asking for cuddles? you not feeling well?

yeah not on his watch mother hen in action part the sea (ﾉ･ｪ･)ﾉ

i don’t think he’d panic tho, his only struggle would be postponing the cuddles you’re asking for while he prepares something to eat and a tea and fluffs up the pillows and blankets he’s gathered (oꆤ︵ꆤo)

but once he’s done?

yeah you’re bundled in a mountain of softness and most importantly? our cuddle bug jaemin (♡ >ω< ♡)

he’ll keep you propped up against his chest while he feeds you himself, proper care is something unskippable in his agenda

but after that any cuddling position is FREE REAL ESTATE!!

anything his baby wants, his baby gets ෆ╹ .̮ ╹ෆ

but for the sake of his mental stability he’d prefer to be in a position from where he can see you

boi is too worried to let you out of his sight so he’s aiming to be the big spoon or facing you directly 三 ( ◜◡‾)っ)⁰▿⁰)

he’ll help you fall asleep in any way he can

he’ll caress your back, your arms, he’ll softly massage your neck and shoulders, he has a playlist ready for sleepy moods

he is PREPARED ٩(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و

he checks your temperature every so often and he grumbles with a pout if it doesn’t seem to be going down

but if it comes down to it he won’t hesitate to ask someone to bring some medicine and if your exhaustion and/or fever doesn’t relent he’ll insist on getting checked by a doctor

it would break his heart to see you so weak and no ammount of cuddles could repair it until he sees you up and healthy again (◕⌓◕;)

but he’ll do all the pampering in the world so don’t worry

Zhong Chenle

i think he would hesitate at first but only because he’s kinda scared he’ll only make it worse and he WOULDN’T want that ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

eventually i guess he’d step out to call his mum for help before he pulls some bull like ‘let’s do some math it’s gonna be fun’ and you lose your shit like no thanks fam i wanna live (┛ಠДಠ)┛彡┻━┻

he’ll listen RELIGIOUSLY to his mum’s advice 

makes you some chamomile exactly how you like it, probably pulls together something small to eat but won’t force you

what he will force you to take is some medicine you ain’t dying on his watch (๑･`▱´･๑)

and most importantly... DAEGAL CUDDLES!!!! imagine getting to cuddle every nctzen’s bias

he might get *a little* jelly tho if you pay too much attention to her tho

so he makes up some dumb excuse about dog hair aggravating your fever or some dubious other reason why you have to let go of his puppy and cuddle HIM!! ೕ(•̀ᴗ•́)

he’ll do that cute thing where he leans his forehead against yours to check your temperature he has to be extra until the end

and before you go to sleep he’ll  try to prod at you to tell him what caused you to be so exhausted that you developed a fever might nag at you too about how unheathy it is to let it get to that point

he just wants to help okay? baby is worried in his own way ( •́ ∧ •̀ )

if there’s ANYTHING he can do to help consider it done by the time you wake up he’ll ALWAYS go an extra mile for you

and chenle wants to make sure you are aware of that and can lean on him so it never gets to this point again

but for the time being... it’s cuddles and relaxation time!! ✧(๑✪д✪)۶

better believe he’s already preparing a spa day for both of you to enjoy like the  ✨spicy ✨ bitches you are

Park Jisung

his heartbeat accelerates

and unfortunately it’s not because he’s flustered shame (#ﾟﾛﾟ#)

his only thought when he sees you with bag under your eyes and a cold wet cloth on your forehead is ‘shit, they’re dying wait no censor the first part i can’t get my mouth washed with soap but... poop, they’re dying’

ONE step away from calling for an ambulance or morgue in his mind

he SWEARS he’ll let you teach him how to ride a bycicle as long as you get out of this safe and sound (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾)

he’s a bit of a mess, but he’s your cute mess

it would take *quite* a bit of reassurance that you’re going to be fine after a good night’s sleep and some jisung time for him to somewhat relax

his cheeks will flush once he curls himself around your form no matter how many times you’ve cuddled before

but once you sigh blissfully once he wraps his arms around you, it’s game over for him ε=(｡♡ˇд ˇ♡｡）

he MELTS against you

he’ll caress your head and gently scratch your scalp, lays kisses on your cheeks/forehead/crown of your head

but he will also fret every time you toss and turn or you make any sound that seems ‘distressed’ to him

we all know he can sleep anywhere under a frickin carpet so he won’t have any problems adjusting to whatever works for you since all that matters to him atm is that you’re comfortable (♡ >ω< ♡)

he just wants you to get better faster

he’ll talk to you in a hushed voice, encouraging and praising you and assuring you that once you’re all better he’ll help you with whatever you need and EVERYTHING will be well in the end ٩(ó｡ò۶ ♡)

he’s a senstitive person so he just wants to be there for you in any shape and form he can be

[satendou]

(i panicked cause i couldn’t find your rules for a sec oop-) Can i get a soft first kiss with yamaguchi pls👉👈 like they’re on walk late at night and then go *kith* -- anon

this was my most recent req which would usually put it down at the bottom of the list but i got obliterated by love for yamaguchi as soon as i read this so 1. thanks for that, 2. i hope you like this!

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↠  requests open | rules

↠ includes: yamaguchi

you’ve been dating yama for a little while, taking things slow and steady because he’s a little shy. it’s cute and endearing, and the flush on his cheeks every time you smile at him makes it worth it.

tonight, he seems extra nervous, his palm sweaty in yours as you walk through the park. the sun is long gone and it’s silent, save for the crickets and occasional hooting of owls or passing car. some might say it’s dangerous to be out so late, but there’s nothing you like better than spending time with yama outside of the pressures of everyday life. he’s always more relaxed when it’s just the two of you.

well, usually.

the lake comes into view, a half moon reflecting off the still surface, and you might have laughed at the cliche romantics of the scene if he wasn’t leading you right down to the water’s edge.

releasing your hand, he stares out across the black surface, nibbling on his lip until you fear the tension is going to drive you mad and reach out for him again. he jumps and looks back to you and in the light of the moon you can see his pretty freckled cheeks are bright red.

“do you intend to propose or break up?” you ask teasingly and, though you are a little nervous about it in the back of your mind, you burst out laughing when he stutters out a response.

“i-i-- what? n-no, neither of-of those! u-um, i was just thinking…” he trails off, scratching the back of his head. he’s smiling now, a soft look you’re already so familiar with, mixed with nervousness you’re also familiar with, and laugh again. “do you think-- maybe, i can kiss you?” you blink in surprise and, while you’re still processing, his hand comes up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. “i know i’ve been pretty shy, but i really do like you, _____. i don’t feel like i have to try and pretend to be something i’m not with you, if-if that makes sense.”

you’re smiling now and lift your hand to cover the one hovering near your cheek, pressing it to your skin. he looks surprised by that but it quickly morphs into anxiety again when you step closer, letting go of his hand to loop your arms around his neck. he’s taller than you, so you use that as leverage to pull him down to your level.

“i really thought you would never ask, tadashi,” you whispered, watching his eyes widen. you know what he’s thinking now, that it’s a complaint about his shyness, and you’re quick to reassure him, saying, “but i don’t mind. it’s how you are, and i like you either way. sweet and so easy to tease.”

you don’t let him respond, pressing your lips to his, and his fingers tighten on your hips, pulling you even closer. he still taste like the strawberry gummies you shared on the walk over and, when you tilt your head to the side, they part to let you deepen the kiss. you don’t know how long you stand there, trading languid kisses. the fingers of one hand find their way into your hair, pulling gently to keep you from chasing after him when he parts.

he smiles down at you, lips swollen and breathing heavy, resting his forehead on yours.

“that was well worth the wait, tadashi,” you whisper, letting your hands rest on his chest.

he laughs at that, overcome with another blush. “well you won’t have to wait anymore,” he answers, and covers your lips again before you can respond.

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The bathhouse owner met their group just inside the threshold of his establishment, and Vatnir saw why Tekēhu had referred to him as his "heavenly half-brother" earlier– the man's vibrant blue skin, twinkling all over with starlight, and the long, slender horns that protruded from his forehead and curled up over his crown marked him as another child of Ondra, a Moon Godlike.

Some kith have all the luck, he thought bitterly, peeking out from behind Tekēhu to marvel enviously at the man's glamor.

It didn't take long for Ganor to notice him anyway– Vatnir tended to draw attention wherever he went, whether he liked it or not– and his luminescent eyes widened in shock, then narrowed as he pivoted to focus on the Watcher. He was a quick one, but Axa was quicker.

"Ganor! Good evening to you." She put a little more force than was necessary into her voice, cutting the bathhouse owner off before he could start. "A word in private, if I may? My campagnas will stay put until we're finished, rest assured." The little woman already had her hand on her coinpurse, and she turned back to grin and wink at Vatnir as she allowed the sparkling sapphire of a man to lead her to a little corner office.

"What's going on?" he hissed at Tekēhu, already feeling his heart pound a little harder in his chest. "What's there to discuss? Don't we just... uh, jump in, or something?"

"Wait, what? I thought we had to get undressed first." A plume of smoke accompanied Edér's comment, drifted into Vatnir's face as the blond man spoke, making the Godlike cough and gag. Ugh. Idiot!... Well. At least now I know we can smoke in here. If I had any, it might actually help me relax. Maybe, if the Duskspeaker feels like sharing hers again...?

"A mere formality," the Watershaper declared, nervously tugging at a tentacle, "to determine the proper pricing for our group, I say. After all, not all of us are so fortunate as to get in for free tonight."

"And not all of us smell like a half-rotted skuldr corpse fished out of the Gullet, either," Ydwin groused, "but because of the one of us who does, the Watcher is prepared to have to pay extra. If Ganor doesn't simply kick us out, that is." Her arms crossed over her chest, the animancer glowered at the priest before turning to see, much to her chagrin, Serafen lifting his arm to sniff beneath it quizzically. Vatnir snorted and turned away, disappointed with himself for bothering to listen to her.

To his surprise, someone spoke up for him. "Aw, c'mon now, Ydwin," Xoti chirped, already eagerly tugging at her clothing and eyeing the other bathers, "that ain't fair. A good wash ain't always easy to pull off, 'specially when you live somewhere you can spit 'n' it'd freeze 'fore it hit the ground. And if y' can't go t' the bathhouse when yer dirty 'n' stinkin', where're y' s'posed t' go?" She smiled sweetly at Vatnir, and he blinked in confusion, unsure of whether to feel flattered or insulted.

"And in any case, you're certainly in no position to compare others to corpses." Even Aloth was piping up in his defense, it seemed, although the wizard did not have a warm smile for him as the farm girl had. Vatnir was flabbergasted all the same, and he felt an odd, smug satisfaction to have Aloth, of all kith, on his side. Perhaps the Duskspeaker has been talking me up, he thought, heart and stomach fluttering. ...Or perhaps he simply dislikes Ydwin more than he dislikes me.

The fampyr looked as though she were ready to spit venom– there was even color in her cheeks– but Pallegina beat her to it. "Enough, all of you!" She glared pointedly at Ydwin, who only cooly adjusted her spectacles and tilted her chin up defiantly in response. "...We are only here on the auspices of the Watcher of Caed Nua, and while in her employ we are her representatives. Do not make her rethink this arrangement." The paladin's golden eyes flashed passionately as she spoke, and when she was finished even Serafen looked thoroughly chastised. Vatnir scratched at a sore and stared at his feet, feeling vaguely responsible for the whole kerfuffle.

After that, the group waited in near-silence until Axa returned, grinning that determined grin of hers as the bathhouse owner strutted away behind her, counting out a handful of coin as he did. "I'm back! And I've good news!"

"We've been asked to leave, then, aye?" Serafen deadpanned, winking obnoxiously at the little woman. Vatnir coughed out a laugh, surprising himself, and the blue-furred scoundrel rewarded him with a saucy smirk. Doesn't take him long to shake off a tongue-lashing, does it?

Axa rolled her eyes ostentatiously, although she was still smiling. "Good news for us, Serafen, not the other bathers. Actually, thanks to Ganor being a... kind and reasonable fellow, we'll have the baths entirely to ourselves this evening." She paused, and her confident smile wavered just a bit as she turned her gaze on Vatnir. "He simply has certain... conditions we're to meet beforehand."

The decrepit priest glanced nervously around him, at the bathers drying themselves and casting dirty looks at him, at the multitude of attendants who'd suddenly appeared out of nowhere, laden with washbasins and towels... and then he sagged, instantaneously crushed under his own burgeoning dread as he spied rolls of clean linen bandages and various strange salves in their arms. Oh gods, oh gods, oh gods this is really happening I can't do this I can't I can't I–

"We're to scrub up first," the Duskspeaker declared, hands on her hips. "All of us, and thoroughly. Then we can enjoy a nice, long soak. So! To the changing booths, crew!"

The little woman clapped, and everyone eagerly made for the little silk tents to change into their bathing costumes– everyone but Vatnir, who made a sudden mad scramble for the exit in a last-ditch effort to rescue himself from the ordeal that awaited him. Instead of the balmy night air, however, he was met with a face full of azure scales as he dashed directly into Tekēhu.

"Ah." The giant pried the elf from his chest, a bewildered grin on his gorgeous face, and then took the smaller man by the shoulders and gently turned him around. "The changing booths are this way, friend Vatnir."

"...Of course," he muttered, beginning to trudge toward the little tents with all the enthusiasm of a condemned prisoner making his way to the gallows. Trapped, as usual. Am I even truly surprised by it anymore?

He wasn't. But the comfort it brought him, feeling Tekēhu's hand on his back, supporting him, guiding him toward the booths– that did surprise him, just a bit.

He tried not to dwell on it.

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