#you fucking stupid ass losers
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Yippee :D
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Benny x Courier but the Courier is increasingly in denial for their feelings for Benny cause they see him as this loser pretty city boy Vegas type and they slowly (or rather quickly) realize that there were in fact reasons why Benny was able to manipulate so many people, infiltrate the Fort and avoid serious injury for all of it.
Like surprise the corniest loser you know is actually pretty badass and you kinda find that infuriatingly attractive.
#loser boyfriend that goes down on you right after reciting the lamest sexy talk ever#like I’d be so pissed if I was The Courier like why is this guy#so stupid but making it work like the courier would’ve been dead#like pls I beg yall to write Benny correctly it’s so hard to see content for him that doesn’t even get his scary parts#he’s more sassy and sardonic than silly yall just make him lame like he’d def talk back#this guy wouldn’t be able to bite his tongue if you fried it up and fed it to him#like yall write him so lame yall don’t get Benny like I do he bites people then gaslights them on it being an accident like get good#he’s more ass than hole guys he’d hold his own and be a bitch about it#plus I am team Benny would not let someone be in charge of him too many of you like treat him like he wouldn’t be like#Joshua graham and refuse to hold the couriers shit or that’s he wouldn’t argue or even fight the courier if they got in his face like he#is literally alway programmed to aim for your head he wants you fucking dead he’s a raider at heart treat him as such like slimy doesnt mean#he’s a useless coward have variety in how you characterize ur blorbos they can’t all be wet dogs#fallout#fallout new vegas#fnv#benny gecko#Benny fnv
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mouthwashing makes me more mentally ill than i already am.
#love you curly ❤️#love you anya ❤️#love you daisuke ❤️#love you swansea ❤️#FFFFUUUUCKKKK YOU JIMMY 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽#i hate jimmy all my homies hate jimmy#stupid dead pixel#fucking LOSER 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽#SWANSEA SHOULD'VE AXED YOUR ASS AS SOON AS HE GOT IT#i feel insane every time i think abt this game#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game
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"omg by the way if you think about it you and me r basically stolitz" -me 7/26
literally not even 10 minutes later we got into a joke argument except my autistic ass did not get that it was a joke and I got very mad so because of our stolas and blitzø "unable to communicate" asses, I ghosted them for a solid four hours (they were also mad at me though) and then came back and apologised 🤪
so like I guess we're stolitz^2 LOL
#don't worry we're cool now#needless to say we remember to use tone tags now ����#'full moon without the full moon real' -me after we made up LMFAO#stupid ass argument anyway#AND OF FUCKING COURSE IT WAS SUCH A BLITZØ ARGUMENT ATP YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL ME BLITZØ BUCKZO#(stols said they'd take our (fake) dog...? kid..? (our friend) to the pound...#...and I was like nuh uh idc if she's a dog she's my kid bro she been my kid since day one you aren't getting rid of her...#(that's some blitzø adopting loona deja vu right there 😭)#anyway some other shit happened and then we HB s2ep8 that shit LOL)#okay we get it angel#fucking loser baby#blitzø#stolas#stolitz
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stardust won a GLAAD award meanwhile taika waititi and that white man couldn't even part their lips a little bit for a kiss. captain shakespeare sprinted a marathon while those losers crawled.
#ameera speaks#stardust 2007#dont you ever fucking compare my gay pirate to your loser ass stupid fucking ugly pirates ever again#the pirate in the book wasnt even gay. they did that FOR robert deniro !!!!! get real#youre gonna say MY crossdressing pirate walked???????? they fucking tried to kill the prince?? and he WALKED??? he was invited to the kings#coronation ceremony and had gay sex with the kings ex's husband!!!!! and he WALKED!!!!!?!?!??!#the only pirate gayer than shakespeare (hes named that btw bc its a double entrende and the plebs around him think of GAH SHAKE SPEAR but#its actually for his love of the british author BEE TEE DOUBLE U)#Is flint and even that is debated for me not sorry
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There's honestly... just so many people, just so so so so so many people in this world where I'm like... aren't you people tired of this fucking... you know, I was going to call them clowns but that's really disrespectful to clowns, these people could never get their face on an egg...
Anyway, aren't you tired of this childish jackass? Don't you just want to ignore them and never have to hear about them again? If we just ignored them they legitimately would go away... don't you want that?
And this applies to... just ungodly amounts of people, from jake paul to even elon musk (just... don't touch his shit, he'll run out of money eventually with how bad he is with it), to just... name an annoying famous person and you'll name someone I've literally forgotten right now that I could never have to hear about again if people would just ignore them (unless they committed crimes, investigators are welcome to pay attention while gathering a case)
Yet the answer's always "no, we're paying so much attention to them!" and I'm just like... why? Why would you watch jake paul box? I heard about that and was like "he's still doing that shit?", and yet I guess it made a lot of money yet again and it's just like... ignore him
These people could go away, and yet
#to be blunt this is also very very very much about trump#the best part of all if he'd lost is how I'd never have had to see or hear about his loser ass again#and you people couldn't even manage that (collective you; not you personally... unless you're Pennsylvanian basically)#like he's insufferable... unless you're a die hard fan of him you know he's just stupid and annoying#why would you want to hear a washed up reality star for four more fucking years?#we could ignore these people hard enough to make them go away#and yet I'll be stuck having to hear him say shit about Hannibal or whatever for four more years cause you couldn't do that#I'm so sick of it; I honestly am#jake paul could have been ignored into obscurity like a decade ago; and yet he's able to launch a scam with mr beast#like dear god... can't you people find something better to do than watch these people? ...like watch paint dry?#it's not just people; it's every live action disney remake; it's... it's just all of it... fucking ai#can't you people fucking ignore it? can't you just kinda boo when it shows up and then forget about it?#I get someone like elon is a toddler that needs an eye kept on him to make sure he's not breaking shit but like...#we could just not buy his cars... which... like... doesn't seem like a hard ask given how badly they're manufactured#again... weirdos on tumblr; I'm doubting you're to blame for most of this#but just like... could we just for the love of god let the stupid shit die out you losers?#I'm not even... I'm not even joking here; this isn't like a goof; this is a prescription#nfts die if literally everyone ignores them; live action remakes die if no one watches them; elon goes bankrupt if no one buys from him#(also gets really sad because he's a massive attention seeker; and that's pretty funny so bonus)#why do I still have to hear about jake paul other than like... 'he's been arrested for fraud' or something reasonable?#could have been done with him years ago... like maybe if you kept around one or two bad habits but... like the lootboxes couldn't go?#tune in; turn on; drop out... this part here; I'm asking you to do the drop out part#drop out of society and stop playing their bullshit games#pay attention; be engaged with the world and your community as best you can; and just stop... stop giving this shit oxygen#but again... if this isn't hitting the void it's probably hitting the choir... you're not an oaf on twitter sucking this stuff up#but fuck me... worry over tariffs and other shit aside; concrete quantifiable worries I can lay out I might add#for the people who act like it's just sky is falling mentality; nah... I can expressly say what and why I worry about come january#but all that aside... you couldn't have voted against him just... just to never hear his annoying ass again?#not saying harris would have been good or bad or anything else... I'm saying she would have been a fuck of a lot less annoying#and like... you gave elon a win too... the two most annoying people on the planet and ya couldn't just... not
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like let me be clear. the minthara version of the bhaalspawn ending is her full delulu baenre ass shocked and surprised that she is not immune to bhaalspawn violence. like what did you THINK was going to happen?
but wyll’s forgiveness.
heart shattering. i’m eating glass.
#i say with great affection that minthara is so fucking stupid#like ketheric writes out the whole plan of how he’s going to enthrall her#and it works!#because the most unimportant loser ass baenre WOULD fall for that#but WYLL#he still forgives you at your worst. i’m going to throw up.
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just semi succeeded at putting my hair into a low bun without a hair clip for the first time in my 19 years old life... i'd like to thank my mom and my dad and everyone else who supported me and believed in me even at my lowest
#it looks stupid as fuck but decent enough to leave the house in it that's why it's a semi success#maybe i'm not a loser maybe i'm just rejecting beauty standards on purpose and my ugly ass hairstyles are a Statement#did you ever think about that#autobiography tag
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Bro I'm so sick of election season ads I don't want to hear about Republican opinions on trans people I've had enough
#mort.txt#SHUT UP!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!#HOW DID YOU FUCKING LOSERS MISS HIS STUPID ASS TWICE. I HATE IT HERE
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just finished episode 52 of xinghancanlan and i’m about to rip zisheng a real one. oh niaoniao you cannot let him back in GO OFF WITH YUAN SHANJIAN HE MAY HAVE A POTTY MOUTH BUT HE is literally just hanging out…. and hang out forever he will by ur side if u just let the guy. pov i am deeply angry on shaoshang’s behalf (i am her dad or her boyfriend)
#gelmo#i got fired up to write for the first time in a while i’m soooooo mad zisheng you are so fucking stupid#she would have given you the world and she tried to#she gave you so many goddamn chances to yap and yet yap you did not#instead u jumped off a fucking cliff after she RODE IN ON A DAMN HORSE AND SAVED YOUR HOE ASS#AND THEN WHAT DO YOU DO. GROW A BEARD?????#he looked ugly as shit for five years meanwhile yuan shanliang is still clean shaven and beautiful kpop boycore#cmon love choose something real (guy who knows that they will get back together at the end)#guy who will hope ANYWAY because THAT is faith (the faith zisheng couldn’t have in shaoshang)#that is what makes him a loser. that is why i do not accept#i’m bouldering tmr i should go to bed#or i will fall asleep on da wall. and then what
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Two coworkers in another department are talking shit about everyone in *my* department..... 20 feet from my desk that i am sitting at.... its an open office babes what are yall doin....
#a grown ass woman is trying to send us all to HR for shit that we didnt have anything to do with lmao#we cannot help that you dont answer your phones and the queue for yall doesnt work to send calls to#im so sorry u decided to be a bitch to the one person in this office that is irreplacable and she basically told u ur stupid#like im gonna scream shes such a fucking loser just get her OUTTA HERE
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Breaking my silence ... sjm SUCKS I just wasted my time reading acotar (read the tags if you want a rant)
#that shit sucked ass#world building? we dont know her here#like what are your magical powers other than whatbis convenient for the plot??????#i hate every character in there except azriel but that's bc he doesnt have personality for me to hate yet#but I'm sure I'll hate him once he gains personality#lucien is the only one im okay with#IM HATING HOW FAE ARE LIKE HUMANS DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO FEAR FROM US.... YOU ENSLAVED THEM!!!!!!!!#their such FUCKING LOSERS#idk why humans hate so much??? LOOK AT THE COMMON DENOMINATOR YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES YOU ARE THE OPPRESSORS#acotar#it sucked ass#WHAT A WASTE OF TIME#nothing is explained#world building is non-existent#ALL THE CHARACTERS KNOW WHAT TO DO IS PISS ME OFF#DUMBER THAN A BAG OF BRICKS#oooh the cauldron gets its power back if we put the books of breathings together!!!! AND THEN THEY PUT THEM TOGETHER#LIKE WTF ARE YOU DOING#KEEP THEM SEPARATE YOU STUPID FUCKS#sjm wrote a fucking braindead series and just made everyone hot#DONT TELL ME TO CRESCENT CITY THAT IS LITERALLY ZOOTOPIA FANFICTION
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Mace Windu “vs” Asajj Ventress
#mace windu#asajj ventress#Or Asajj runs away once she knows she’s about to get her ass beat#pls they need to make this fight canon somehow because it’s so fucking funny it makes asajj look like such a loser#first she had to trick some padawan idiot to help her fight (rhad is so fucking ugly and stupid it physically pains me) because she couldnt#handle two jedi Knights on her own#then mace comes in and asajj is like ooooh ive been waiting for this fight#and mace absolutely is just not having it he completely disregards her#he’s basically like bitch?? who are you?? while pushing her aggresively to the edge of a fucking cliff#he makes it Clear he is fully willing to toss her off that cliff to crack her body open on the ground#asajj realizes quickly she is Waaaay in over her head (getting those anakin flashbacks) and leaves on some dinky flying droid#smiling like she won?? 😂😂#these comics are so STUPID#but i need this fight canon#‘We are Not Equals.’ Tell her Mace!! 😭💖💖
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Bro not me finding a r4dfem plushblr 🤢
If it wasn't clear, fuck T3RFs, fuck exclusionists, fuck any and all bullshit like that
I'm trans and my account is a safe place for queer people of any kind, we love and support our queer plush friends here
#feel so silly having to do this on a plush account but Tumblr is wild lmfao#there was just. so much bullshit in just their introduction post already lmao#like 't3rfs dni is stupid' and 'r4dfem ideology isn't antagonistic towards trans ppl' dude fuck off#and the added bonus of having comments and all asks off like Okay Coward lol#idc if I'm just a plush acc I don't fuck w/ any of that bullshit and you can eat my ass ✌️#fucking loser tbh#can't help but laugh about it being a babw acc too lmfao#spider.txt
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i dont know how to put this into words but there is literally nothing that anyone can say that could convince me that something two consenting adults do together is harmful to internet strangers
#idk what it is with these fucking 10k follower content farm black and white aesthetic blogs#and thinking that theyre suddenly opinion pieces#but i deeply deeply miss when people on the internet minded their own fucking business#idk this is a stupid rant that makes sense to NOBODY but me and the fucking weird ass anon spamming me rn#youre all fucking losers lol go smoke a blunt and calm down#go jerk off to weird shit itll make you feel better#barking#fleapits patented rants
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