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@prinx-quail When he says no pickle, he means NO PICKLE!!!!!
Can't get good cafeteria service during a breach, it seems (all the more cuddle time with smokin' hot tatted up host)
Fiddling around with my artsyle and I lowkey love this version..
#siccing the beau on the manager#you DARE put PICKLE on his borgor??#you fucking neanderthal#you swine#you absolute degernate#Doc would not even touch you and turn you into a zombie your hubris is so vile#your lust for pickle will forever mar your soul#god has left you for your filthy choices#I want to speak to the manager#scp#scp foundation#scp 049#scp 035#cute shit#funny shit#good shit#wtf#art#digital art#shut up sumi#queued post
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#PUTANGINA#DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM OUR MISTAKES#there's no way humanity progressed this far by being THIS FUCKING STUPID#ARE WE DEVOLVING?? IS THAT IT?!?!?#I WISH THE FUCKING NEANDERTHALS WERE HERE INSTEAD OF US MAYBE THEY WOULD DO A BETTER FUCKING JOB#SHUTA#Philippines#usa#us 2024 election#kamala harris#donald trump#leni robredo#bongbong marcos
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If you make mouth noises within 5 ft of me I am legally allowed to throttle you
#is it so hard to close your goddamn mouth when you eat#istg i work with neanderthals#same mfers that cough into their hands#fucking subhuman
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*crawls onto dash like an axolotl*
i- i am alone. back home. writing time.
#I got halfway through Authority and it's honestly pretty baller. I think the protagonist will connect less with most people but#It still has that juicy juicy deranged Annihilation flavor. Oh your family was fucked up and that's why you can understand The Horrors#I want to carry the author over the threshold bridal style or something.#Also I got halfway through 'Foundations' which was written by a physicist noble prize winner with grossly inflated sense of ego who#was trying to make a religion out of Abductive Reasoning while barely knowing how Abductive Reasoning works. All his social takes#were fascinatingly bad (not wrong to be clear; just bad examples no solid logic) and he also clearly gave the halflife of C14#and proceeded to say that we used it for figuring out Neanderthals were in Europe a few hundred thousand years ago.#I swear to god physicists should have emotional support geologists they can consult on the phone whenever they're feeling#a bit spicy about psychology and philosophy and it would save the world half a dozen bad takes.#His physics and 'layman' outline of how the physical world works though was really good. I quite liked that though. I would've#finished the book except it's my brother's and it's not good enough I would steal it. Except that fucker bought#THE ALTERATION OF ECONOMIC GEOLOGY and for HIMSELF not ME and that I might yoink lol.#Anyway COOL I AM BACK IN MY OWN BED I CAN RESPOND TO SOME EMAILS AND TRY TO AIM FOR CHAPT 34#I hope everyone had a really good Christmas! <3#ptxt
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rereading h2g2 and remembering that zaphod is 200 years old
like ok gramps is out here serving arcturan megacunt
#h2g2#im obsessed with him#i want to study him under a microscope#give me your cranial measurements you fucking neanderthal
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I'M GAY WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?? NOT THINK ABOUT A SEXY MAN KISSING ME??
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Did the Pale begin specifically with the appearance of homo sapiens or just hominids in general? Could denisovans and neanderthals also grow Pale or only their homo sapien hybrid children?
#if it's exclusive to h sapiens do you think those with more neanderthal/denisovan ect dna be more or less resistant to Pale radiation?#would it even matter?#many things to Ponder (I know fuck all about cavemen I just think theyre cool)#Disco Elysium
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the amount of content ppl create for their fics on here is so bananas 😭 mood boards, banners, manips, gifs, VIDEOS? like i'm losing it over here bc i literally come on here, dick around, get distracted by memes, become overstimulated, and then disappear back into the real world for like a week or two lmao.
anyways, guys, i've been feeling like i'm neglecting everyone who follows me for MANIA content, so i am now trying my hand at making a moodboard/banner post and like.......... uuummmm........................... hm.
#how are you bitches doing this#i should not have taken a gummy before attempting this#i fear this might be hard and require actual brain power#the fandom girlies remain undefeated bc u guys rly gaf and make beautiful art and that's commendable#meanwhile i'm over here scratching my head and furrowing my brow like a fucking neanderthal bc this is too much work lmao
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pleas god teach fb marketplace people how to read pls and ty
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stupid idiot fucking shitfart , .
Instagram deleted my fucking account
#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#jonesaville art#ifuckinghateinstagram#instagramsuckssweatycheeks#oh my fucking god#go fuck yourself instagram you worthless fucking peice of shit neanderthal app i swear to fucking god#suckmycherrydickinstagram
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*regardless of gender or genitalia
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S3E6 "University": Sympathetic characters and intergenerational trauma
Tracee burning her son with a cigarette because her mother held her hand on the stove is like the entire fucking thesis of this show, even more so because it specifically undercuts Tracee as one of the most straightforwardly sympathetic characters we've seen.
(800 words; spoilers for all of season 3)
I'm currently rewatching The Sopranos with my mom, and one of the first things she mentioned (not as a complaint, just as an observation) is that there really are no purely sympathetic characters on the show. By the end of the first episode we've seen our main character commit acts of extreme violence -- but it would be misguided to say we're supposed to root against him, because the mafia-aligned characters who oppose him are usually just as bad, if not worse.
Rather, I think The Sopranos is supposed to make us question what makes a character sympathetic or villainous, and how this relies on narrative, perspective, and arc (or the lack thereof).
Tracee enters this episode as something close to a purely sympathetic character -- a single mother, presumably a former teen mom, baking bread to thank Tony for helping her son. It's a specifically feminine/domestic act, both motherly and naive, that also positions Danny (the son) as a priority in her life. She almost represents the mother figure that was so missing from Tony's life, except that we're also supposed to see her as a naive child, making her tragic instead.
Speaking of tragic, we find out quickly that she's in a relationship with Ralph, which stops your fucking heart if you've been paying attention and know he's straight up violently insane. (Not to say that the escalation of his behavior in this episode isn't supposed to surprise us -- just that it's an escalation of existing behavior, not an introduction of a new trait to his character).
But right as we find out Tracee is pregnant, presumably setting us up for the tragedy of her death (which, yes, is exactly what ends up happening), we also find out that Tracee has a history of abusing her son to the point that a social worker got involved. And we also find out, in the exact same breath, that the social worker and Tracee herself believe she burned her son with cigarettes because her mother held her hand on the stove when she was little.
It's such a perfect parallel to the overall theme of intergenerational trauma and the cycle of abuse and dysfunction, and also to Tony specifically as a product of his own father, and it completely undercuts the simplistic, arguably stereotypical depiction of a helplessly naive little girl we've seen in Tracee.
Although she's generally being used as a highly feminine, mother-adjacent victim in the context of Tony's story, there's another story out there (Danny's story) where she's the abusive parent who fucks him up for life, and another where she's an abused child whose mother fucks her up for life. She's both a source of pain and someone forced to absorb pain, and it's like a perfect microcosm of how the human condition is portrayed on The Sopranos.
Every character has the potential to be a main character, every character has depth and complexity that is revealing of the human condition. Everyone has the potential to be sympathetic or villainous, and how we see them in this story relies heavily on how they're used in a narrative sense, but if there's a truth at the heart of that narrative it's that everyone is both.
Even Ralph has his moment of sympathy in this episode, reminding us (again) that he had to drop out of school in 11th grade. Unlike Tony, Ralph actually was forced into this life.
And it's just so fucking typical that Tracee, who's apparently just starting to gain some insight into why she abuses her son and starting to do better, would have her story abruptly ended as a minor plot point in the story of some other asshole's unresolved issues and childhood trauma.
Tracee's story may be profound and revealing, but that doesn't mean it will be told in full. That life will treat her like more than a side character, that the people around us care about our own narrative satisfaction. That's not how The Sopranos works because it's not how life works.
It's not a profoundly meaningful tragedy that leaves us reeling at the end of this episode. Rather, it's the fact that Tracee's story ends abruptly, in the middle, without resolution or satisfaction, that leaves us empty and cold. Wondering what the fuck just happened to Tracee, and what the fuck is going to happen to us in our own lives, and whether we'll get a chance to put meaning to it before the big nothing.
Everyone we meet has enough depth and complexity and narrative power to be a main character, to have their story told in full with an arc and a meaning and a true profundity of purpose, and most of them never are.
#another thing worth noting is that Tracee abused danny in a way that was closely tied to her own abuse but distinctly less cruel#intergenerational trauma is something like fate BUT that fate weakens with every generation#every link in the chain is a little less fucked up (but also still fucked up)#you ever hear “we're all just coming out of the caves”?#the idea is if you go back 50 or 100 or 1000 generations to the very first mom ever#it was probably some poor 16 year old kid trying to raise a baby in a fucking cave#worrying about this fucking baby while scrounging for berries and running from tigers and being raped by neanderthals#so if she was the first mom ever she probably wasn't very good at it with all that other shit going on#and we as a species are trying to get out from under that insane trauma one generation at a time#and we all pass down a softer punch... but it's going to take a longgggg time to ever truly get away from it#s3e6#university#longer rambles#the sopranos#tony soprano#tony#tracee#ralph
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ohhhhh ok so thats why u ship with implied gay males
So u wereeee trying to brake check me. Cool. Eat shit and die.
#also idk whats weirder that ur obsessed with me and need to know all my intimate details or that you said inplied gay males#but if ur referring to patrick? is my best guess?#yes its my gay transmasc facet that ships with him#not that i owe u an explanation or anything#also dont fuckin send me asks to my main abt ship shit u fucking neanderthal#i have them off on my side for a reason 🙄#hugs?
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I do like the play on "n0t it" quite a lot. But I appreciate your point of view. It's just my personal outlook on life and not something I'd advocate to my own students, though it's also fair to point out that maybe I'm never really "n0t" a teacher -- the balance between career and calling and all that.
"It's just my personal outlook on life" says the dude who took a big (public) shit on the youthful enthusiasm for learning.
I don't know how to further spell it out for you because you're really not taking accountability for what you said in that reblog. The OP who posted that?
SHE IS SIXTEEN YEARS OLD.
YOU'RE 40.
MAN THE FUCK UP, APOLOGIZE, AND DO NOT EVER FUCKING TELL A YOUNG GIRL/YOUNG GIRLS THAT THEIR ENTHUSIASM AND THIRST FOR LIFE "is horrible way to live -- I don't recommend it. Remember that this all ends in death, and everything you've gained will disappear."
BEWARE, all young teacher crushers: This one/"nickn0t" actually does just want to get into your panties, because Hell, why encourage your mind to learn anything when he doesn't care about that. Why bother when he and can just [daydream about, write creepy letters about] 🪱ing his way into your 😺
#i s2g if your balls were in my court you'd be screaming for mommy after a few swift trick shots#nickn0t#how can a man be so goddamn dense#teacher crush#teacher student#student teacher#this motherfucker again#he sounds like that fucking ass butker#'no use learnin' nuthin' ur just gonna die (get married and have a family) anyway'#GOD I AM SO PISSED#gross#i think this fuck sent this to me when i was writing up the second response reblog but whatever#i s2g that if i were that girl's father and learned that some 40yo asshole had commented that on her post you can be sure that#i would let my inner neanderthal loose#he hasn't eaten in a decade
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Whit The Fuck r you on about you absolute headcase
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lil anthropology heam is going absolutely feral at the moment.
#IM GOING TO THE FUCKING NEANDERTHAL VALLEY#AND THEN A MINERAL MUSEAUM#DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HYPED I AM#WHOOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS
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