#you fucking idiot. i'm going to kill you

[egophiliac]

do skully have pokemon?

Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.

(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)

[alexjcrowley]

Slow Horses is like cocaine for people who are addicted to father-son relationship between two fucked up guys who aren't actually related

[evilkitten3]

au where after shisui rips his eye out, stuffs it in a crow, and steps off the cliff, itachi instinctively uses the shunshin to catch him. now they're both alive and nobody has a mangekyou except danzou so they have to like actually deal with their problems and shit

[crimeronan]

possibly the funniest outcome of this drama-filled amity-thinks-luz-killed-hunter alternate princess AU timeline is all three of them being fine and together and safe, and hunter being like BLIGHT. you tried to MURDER LUZ????

amity: I THOUGHT SHE'D KILLED YOU!

hunter: .....I DON'T APPRECIATE THE CONFLICTING FEELINGS I'M HAVING RIGHT NOW,

[window-on-the-west]

wip wednesday

tha fucking. moon fic. with mpreg. there's no mpreg in this bit but that is a thing that happens in this fic. you have been warned. you have been warned that there is nothing to be warned about

tagging no one, if you read this i'm going to walk into the ocean

“Just like old times,” said Giliath with carefully concealed nerves. 

“Twice the company I had bargained for,” replied Gale with barely masked annoyance.

But their company would not be arriving until later that week. And this turned out to be a blunder in the end, because some Selunian agent had dropped the ball on cementing their lodging plans and Giliath lacked the gumption to correct it. 

“But it’s airless,” he complained after being shuffled off to a booth with some lanyard-swinging employee he had clean-forgotten the title of. “And my husband, he’s—”

“Going to love the rustic charm of the Near Side Cabins,” interjected the employee in a very bubbly, very final way. “Oh, don’t get your antlers in a twist! The cabins are pressurized and come with suits with breathable air if you get a little restless and want to explore. Your husband wouldn’t happen to know the Wish spell, would he?”

But Giliath, still trying to work out just who he had been sat in a booth with and what position he held, was about five minutes behind in processing. “Antlers?” was all he said. 

He was shuffled back out and another customer quickly took his place. 

Gale dragged a palm across his face when Giliath broke the news to him in the lobby. “Leira,” he said. “I can’t believe it.”

“Why did he ask if you knew how to cast Wish?” said Giliath, eager to worm his way out of any possible blame.

“Because the Near Side of the Moon is under an illusion. Only its inhabitants, the Leirans, and those who know Wish can perceive its true beauty.”

“Do you know how to cast it?” asked Giliath.

[sga-owns-my-soul]

hot take but most people don't know what acting is and way too many famous people from film don't know how to act

[knightofleo]

[birdmenmanga]

Annoying. annoying annoying annoying. I already hate the person who wrote this. you don't fucking understand Takayama at all. I'm going to kill you

[trans-yllz]

hey can random fucking strangers on the internet please stop recommending me ways to kill my own rats every time I have to put one to sleep

[vvelegrin]

always another date to wait for! yay! it has been 0 days since i've had to move my Date of Expectation out even longer!

insurance has 30 days to get us an answer on the appeal. and in the meantime, i am supposed to [???]. well. i guess i'll work a little bit on coding and do a little reading and work on language stuff and some writing, and lots of sleeping and trying to trial and error my life and energy to some semi-optimized place for when this treatment option definitely doesn't pan out and my doctors tell me i'm shit out of luck and to go find a specialist (there aren't any for hundreds of miles and they don't take new patients <3).

how do people not completely lose it. how do people not completely fucking lose it.

[leatherbookmark]

Randomly thinking about my sense of humour and how it comes off irl. Well and online too now that I think of it because online I suppose it's even harder to tell whether someone's joking or not. Specifically I think with the way I talk? Because like. I must've said multiple times that I write the way I talk (and talk the way I write, my voice is the exact same), and the way I talk is that very often when I'm trying to be humorous I'll just adapt a tone that I think is OBVIOUSLY not genuine (a villainous drawl or a slightly nervous bright titter), something so "this is me playing a role for your amusement" that I don't stop for a second to consider whether it landed or not.

(I'm also someone who picks up/gets attached to specific phrases, tones of voice or basically "ways of speaking" a lot and uses it for humorous purposes -- for example, little phrases like "such is/is such that", "but however", "alas!" that I feel are at this point (see, another thing: the word order) a part of the tumblr familect (?), this way of speaking in a quasi-archaic, quasi-elevated style about things that are very mundane just to be funny. That's my jam.)

And I feel like with my father it usually did? Because our senses of humour were very similar, but my mother's sense of humour is like... it's not good fellas... and the typical scenario between us is I'll say something sarcastically, she replies seriously, I, pained, go "that was a joke" to which she replies that of course she knows! But I know she's lying. And I guess she's a special case, but I've had several other-people-cases where I thought I was saying that was obvious sarcasm/doing a bit, but the other person reacted as though they took me seriously. Like, I don't know, something is fubar, I go "oh, wahoo! how lovely!" v e r y dryly and someone goes "well um I don't think that's good actually".

But it's rather difficult to figure out whether the other person understands you in terms of like, the message you're trying to convey; figuring out if they picked up on the nuances of tone and sarcasm is much more difficult, especially if you give of a Weird Vibe. :/

[mariana-oconnor]

Me: *destroys drum*

Goblin: *beats invisible drum and now the whole camp hates me*

Me:

[genius-built-donatello]

GAH

[illmoraineakoi]

Everyone out here giving Hollow cute moth partners, or pretty mantises or bees or whatnot.

Fuck that, where's the AU where Hollow falls in love with a massive feral Wyrm?

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Met a really cute chick the other day and she's been texting me all day and seems genuinely interested in what I'm saying and I think she's fun to talk to and I might puke. If I don't see her again in the meantime, I might invite her to go to pride with me on the 22nd or whenever it even is. Still puking, tho

[parola-di-winx]

No, I'm just wondering what motivates you to support this movement. And the fact that you are ready to kill is alarming. How are you better than the criminals killing civilians then? And if you didn’t know, Muslims are ready to kill atheists, they hate you. And since you yourself mentioned gays, you are aware of the attitude towards them

what motivates me???? are you unable to grasp what the reason might be if i don't want people to be genocided???? you need me to explain it??????? do you have a brain and heart