#you dont start going feral you either are or your arent

[thewitchqueen281]

I know a lot of people liked the show but also a lot of people liked fallout 4 so idk if any of you mfs can be trusted

[mockingbirdshymn]

rating camp camp pairings

because i ran out of ideas for posts and saw someone else do this a few years ago so swoop the idea is mine now

nerriston - 10000000/10

i love them. ok. i really do theyre super cool. it make sense like. they have a perfect dynamic. theyre cute. we have magician who has anxiety, cocky loud theatre kid who does not give a shit, and short dnd nerd who would beat your ass and probably carries in all the groceries at once. LIKE. its perfect. it literally is the best

im equally as loving of presner/harriston/nerrison but nerriston is my main otp

presnurf - fuck you/10

hacks gags dies

presmax - 1/10

personally i dont see this? and its not because they havent interacted, mostly because their personalities don't mesh well imo? not to say that opposites don't attract, thats the building ground for so many good ships, but with them its just. kind of just pure annoyance any time they interact. and unlike nerrison, it's not a continuing thing that makes it a rivalry and has layers to it (ex. background interactions, like at the lake lilac summer social), with max and preston its just general annoyance any time they bump into each other.

plus i hc preston to be 14 and max is canonically 10 and while my headcanons arent canon, that interpretation of mine makes it a very much no go for me

neil x harrison - 3/10

not for me, but i can 100% see it

again though, i hc harrison to be 14 and neil is canonically 11, so,,, another dealbreaker for my bc of this headcanon

nerikki - 3/10

definitely compatible, and if it werent for the fact i have a sturdy hc on cc campers' ages, i feel i could like it?

but 14yo x 10yo is a big nono for me

ered x nikki - 1/10

for me it feels like nikki has a crush on ered in the same way kids tend to have crushes and idolize people older than them. like how someone may like their friend's way older brother, even though hes like 6 years older, but it dies out once they mature and stop idolizing him.

ered is either 15 or 16 in my headcanons, and nikki is canonically 10, so,, nikki can have a crush on ered in the same way kids have crushes on celebrities, but for ered to act on that would be very very bad

ered x nerris - 6/10

can see it, not my favorite, but i can definitely enjoy content from it (like fanart or fics) if its not the main focus.

ered x dolph - 1/10

sir, dolph is like literally the youngest. ered is the oldest pls stop (ik the eggs benefits episode was what started a lot of ships but. but cmon)

honestly though i rlly like the idea of them as older sister younger brother type of dynamic, tho ive not seen many people hc that if any

space kid x dolph - 8/10

i like them as friends more but i can definitely see it and enjoy it!! either romantic or platonic, i really love their (imagined bc they never interact lmfao) dynamic, and theyd mesh together very well personality-wise. both are clueless (dolph because he doesnt pick up on things well/holds a very positive view on everything, and space kid because his brain is like a pinball machine), and both have no friends/are generally excluded from everyone else due to their differences.

makki - 9/10

at first didnt like it at all, i like it now though!! dont have much of a reason for this, just think it's cute. angsty boy and feral girl. max would be moping and nikki would bring him a cool rock and he would not understand why but keep it anyway

maxneil - 10/10

"mandatory gay pairing for every main characters" is what someone from a random youtube video from like 4 years ago would say

though i rlly like it. guy who doesnt care at all and guy who overexplains absolutely everything/cares too much. max would ask a retoric question and neil would go into a ramble. max annoying the absolute shit out of neil and neil just. loudly sighing

neil x nikki - 1/10

i headcanon them as stepsiblings after parents day!! before i used to like it, but the fact their parents boned and nikki discussed being siblings killed that for me

nurf x a cactus - 10/10

he deserves to be prickled

neil x tabii - 1/10

i dont like fics where they're together as adults if im honest. as much as i adore tabii, her borderline obsession with neil makes him uncomfortble and i dont think it'd really be healthy at all. hes made it clear he doesnt like her

max x sasha - 7/10

can def see it! two bitchy assholes, though i dont like the idea all too much. would need someone else in the relationship to balance it out, or else its just kind of two dicks doing back and forth

pikeman x sasha - 8/10

it would not be healthy but by fucking christ it would be hilarious

sasha would be the gold digger and pikeman wouldnt know how to speak to a woman and it would be great

nikki x sasha - 5 to 8/10

nikki was bullied by sasha a lot, also sasha is kind of a dick, but they could be cute if sasha got over herself and started to be actually decent. with care put into it, it would be cute in a storyline of "girl forced to be perfect her entire life and externalizes this onto others, learns to embrace her true self through realizing that girl who is messy and doesnt care about how she looks is happy"

or maybe i just really like mabel x pacifica. its one or the other

tabii x erin - 8/10

very cute!! i liked how they acted at the end of the lake lilac summer social, but they work more as best friends in my opinion? badass besties who would wingman each other and tell each other everything in sleepovers. but at the same time, i do love gay people.

erin x neil - 7/10

SIGH if only erin got more character development. it could have been very cute. mostly because erin deserved someone who liked her for something other than her loks, which shed been pressured to prioritize just all of the time. also neil and erin could bounce ideas off each other?? and once more, pathetic bf x badass gf

erin x snake - 2/10

there wasnt much between them outside of "omg hes cute" without much emotion put into it, yk? which is funny because i like snake x tabii which wasnt too different but whatever

snake x tabii - 8/10

TABII WAS A DICK TO HIM BUT OH MY GOD IT WOULD BE SO CUTE

forever crying about that. they would go so well together????? tabii deserves someone who thinks shes pretty i really like tabii and she and snake would be badasses together and i and i and i

pikeman x snake - 3/10

do not like it personally. mostly because pikeman's an asshole but yk

camper x counselor - wtf/10

daniel x david - 4/10

definitely not for me!! can be cute i guess, especially in aus where daniel isnt a cultist, but i dont think david would ever fall for a child murderer

david x gwen - 20/10

i love them. i love them so much. goes into my favorite trope of badass wife x too scared to ask for katchup at a ristraunt husband

david x jasper - 10/10

pre-jasper death only. post-jasper death and thats creepy because jasper is literally still a child

pre-jasper death and in aus where jasper lives, i will gobble that shit up like a starving turkey. i literally love it so much. like??? i cant explain why. plus ive read so many good fics with it that i am unable to hate it.

gwen x jen - 3/10

jen has appeared a total of one time for exactly 5 seconds. but in aus where shes given a character and isnt a murderer then i think it could work

daniel x jen - 5/10

never interacted (as if im one to talk with my nerriston bullshit) but cultist x cultist can be made interesting

cameron x priss - 9/10

could either be 1 of 2 things

your grandparents that keep fighting all of the time but love each other

two irresponsible grandparents that teach the child how to make an explosive

they seemed to have a sort of romantic connection and it wasnt all sexual attraction, and cameron's fear of comitment was the only thing really stopping them from enjoying a presumably happy and healthy marriage

platypus x food - 10/10

a match made in heaven

[in-my-feels-probably]

hey love!! I just saw your follower celebration post and first of all wanted to congratulate you!! 💗 second of all, wanted to thank you for making such a post and inadvertently bringing me to your blog, which I’d somehow missed in the countless binge-reads across fandoms on this hellsite! cant wait to read through more of your stuff, I’ve set a reminder on my phone to start this weekend! ♡

if it’s ok, I’d like to go for option one with either Jon Snow or Brienne of Tarth (I know Brienne isnt on your masterlist so if you’re more comfortable writing for Jon that’s perfectly ok with me!!), my name’s Heather, Im 5’0” and I’ve got shoulder length wavy light blue hair; personality wise I’ve got some dark lore (trauma but in a cool way 😎) which has caused some severe memory issues, but generally speaking Im very bubbly, excitable, and overall the furthest thing from the broody character you’d expect from a backstory like mine lol. my reasons for loving Brienne and Jon are much the same: their strength in the face of prejudice, the morally golden characters they’ve become despite their emotional hardships, and their equally protective natures which Im a total sucker for! naturally, I am in love with them both so a romantic blurb over a platonic one would make me feral 😌

in terms of prompts/scenarios, I really dont have anything specific in mind, Im just so excited to see what you write for either of these characters!! please dont feel at all rushed to do this, and if for any reason you arent comfortable writing it, I completely understand and respect your decision and I’ll look forward to your next works!! hope you have the most wonderful day! 🥰♡

hi :)

first off, thank you so much for the kind words. i hope you enjoy my work, let me know what you think! (and im apologizing for some of my older stuff, it’s a little rusty.)

second, if you scroll down my page a little bit, i’ll tag you in it, i have a post about all the characters im currently accepting requests for. so if you have any requests, i’ll gladly take them.

so i’m actually not doing this followers celebration anymore, i’ll do another one like this for 700 which should be semi soon, i’ll do a full one of these for you went it comes.

but i feel bad that you typed all this out, so i’m gonna do a quick version of what i was doing for the celebration. and again, if you think of a scenario and like any of the characters i write for, i’ll gladly write an x reader for you.

i’m gonna go with jon, since i’ve done one of these before for him, and he’s on my list of characters i’ll currently write for. but i do think brienne would like you a lot, too, for similar reasons.

jon very much understands what it’s like to have trauma but in a cool way. except he broods, you don’t. you’d definitely balance each other out, which he’d appreciate. i think he’d find it inspiring to see someone who’s been through some shit, but still chooses the optimist outlook. he’d strive to be more like you. he’s such a strong person, he’s overcome so much, and i think he’d really value having a person who’s had similar experiences. he’d connect to you purely based off the fact that he can relate on a deeper level. you’d bring him his little joys in life. he couldn’t help but fall for you when he’d see you standing tall and stoic, smiling in the face of adversity. he’d think you were the bravest person he’s ever known. his personal hero.

he’d understand that your memory issues stem from trauma. he probably has them himself, trying to recollect his childhood. but i think he’d find it endearing that you’d forget little things, especially if you grew up in the north together.

when you both finally made your way back to winterfell, you and sansa would share stories and memories. jon would sit with you, softly smiling.

“that was the year bran was born, love,” he’d gently correct.

you’d furrow your brows, shaking your head. “no. i’m quite sure, it was rickon.”

“it was neither,” sansa interrupted, grinning. “neither were born that year. father had his hands full, and my mother promised him peace and quiet for a summer. but bran was already born, so rickon would’ve been next.”

you’d smile, turning to jon. “i was closer.”

he’d sulk and you’d laugh, squeezing his hand. “we were both wrong. why are you pouting?”

he’d squeeze back, his eyes softening. he couldn’t help but give you a small smile at the sound of your laugh.

“i hate when you’re right. it’s far too often.”

you’d smile back. “get used to it, love.”

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i hope you enjoyed this. thank you again for participating, im sorry i couldn’t write more. i hope i’ll see you for the next celebration, and thank you for supporting my work. i hope you enjoy it. i’ll tag you in that post for characters im currently accepting requests for, in case you want to send me one :)

[chibikuroneko13]

👑 💎🧸💔⚙️🔪💢 🗑️©️

your choice as to who

Oh god this is so many questions, anyway, hi, this took forever and is about to get real long

👑 - Person who raised your OC and/or was important during their formative years Out of the 3 ocs that live in my head Zalkin is about the only one with parental figures (who are also her actual parents but yknow, some parents arent parental figures *points at Tetra*). Kaz grew up feral and alone in a forest, Tetra doesnt remember who raised him. Zalkin had a fairly normal childhood as far as wandering minstrels go, shes the eldest of 3 so she got all the attention for a while. Her parents instilled a fondness for music in her though she never thought it was her calling.

💎 - Chosen family For Kaz his family are the Scions though it took him 3 and a half expansions to learn their names. He never really had a family due to moon miqo'te customs being the way they are and he was ostracised pretty quickly. For Zalkin she probably views Soomin as her family more than her actual family at this point after all theyve been through. She's still not convinced people in the present cycle are her real family but their resemblance to the people she knew and loved makes it hard for her to put them in harms way at least For Tetra, hes got the curse of being an Elf so he doesnt really consider the party as family. More temporary allies he can tolerate for the cause. If he doesnt die horribly in a fight then hes gonna outlive you all by centuries so he doesnt get that attached.

🧸 - Childhood friends Hmmm, Zalkin ended up travelling from place to place a lot so she never stuck around long enough to have long term childhood friends. Tetra had childhood friends, would be great if he found out what happened to them or if he even remembered who they were! Kaz.... i guess he had his trusty hunting knife

💔 - Exes One night stands across the board. Zalkin never stayed in one place long enough for a long term relationship until she started dating Runeya. Tetra has slept around, nothing he would consider serious. Kaz.... probably didnt even consider having a partner until he started adventuring with the scions, definitely no serious relationships either. I dont think you can call whatever he has going on with Zenos a... traditional romantic relationship...

⚙️ - Coworkers/boss Are dnd adventuring parties considered co workers?? I suppose Tays and Rhug are more co workers than Soomin to Zalkin. Same for Yesod, Lerissa and Flynn (and Aster) for Tetra. Tetra technically has a boss in the Scalpel leader? but hes never met them (as far as hes aware) so its hard to say what their relationship might be. Typically neither of them are fond of being told what to do. Kaz has coworkers in the Scions and theyve saved the world together several times so theyre close, and like above, theyre like family pretty much.

🔪 - Enemy/nemesis *Zenos voice* My friend my enemy. Kaz's mirror and soulmate and lover also happens to be his enemy. I guess it changes slightly over the course of the MSQ. His actual mortal enemy however is Teledji Adeledji and he is eternally mad that he never got to kill him personally Zalkin doesnt have an enemy really. Shes chill. Nothing matters anyway <3 Tetra has an....... excellent relationship with his father and I'll leave it at that.

💢 - Person they can't stand Well again for Tetra its his father. Also his younger brother to an extent. Also *sticks middle finger up at Yesod* Zalkin... again kinda chill. Kaz isnt fond of the stuck up rich pricks of Ul'dah. or the haughty snooty assholes of Ishgard.

🗑️ - "It's complicated" Kaz Zenos...... yeahg Zalkin and.. life? Everyone in this new cycle? Shes definitely hit the nihilism route. Tetra and Akorya...

©️ - Canon NPC important to them Kaz Zenos as per usual. Other than that he has the best relationship with Estinien as both the broody silent prefer-to-just-stab-the-problem type. Zalkin and Runeya of course. Even if shes not the same Runeya she's so similar its difficult to not care about her. Tetra and Shame, daddy issues club.

[mariesocuniverse]

Relationships: WayV

MaeKun

if it werent for the the laws of ncity he wouldve asked her to join wayv and stay in their dorms

Since they don’t live together or are part of the same unit they don’t really spend a lot of time together but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t want to be with Mae

Large parent/protective older brother energy

not as protective as 127 hyungs but you know

Yeah she’s a menace when she teams up with other WayV members but she doesn’t clown him as much as they do it’s cause she saves that energy for doyoung lmao

mae claims she visits the wayv dorm for him but he’s 50% sure she’s just there for the animals

the other 50% is because she wants him to cook for her which he does even if she doesnt ask

hes like those parents who insist on giving you leftovers to bring home to your family

he taught her to do magic tricks bc she was insistent on wanting to learn at least one

okay but honestly she thinks he really cool despite all the clowning she does to him

like singing? dancing? cooking? visual? magic? and he can fly a plane????

one of the reasons she has high standards ngl

MaeTen

ten has unofficially adopted her whether people like it or not

he has fought with taeyong and doyoung about it she is his baby

if mark and johnny are his brothers, mae is basically his younger sister

if you look at his photo gallery he has a folder dedicated to mae and mae only

any photo or video of them together is basically ten clinging to her like a koala

he looks at her like she put all the stars in the sky but the same goes for mae

she has admitted in an interview that ten is one of her role models because of his talent and work ethic

whenever she needs help with dancing he’s one of the first people she asks

xiaojun once asked him who’s his favorite between yangyang and mae and you could see him malfunction for like six seconds before jokingly scolding him

“yah how could you ask me that type of question?”

fun fact! ten was the person she asked to go with her when she got her first tattoo!

he arranged the appointment at the place where he got his and held her hand when she was getting it

Lowkey considered getting matching tattoos but never really took the time to think of what tattoos they’d get

MaeWin

another top ship among czennies

these two are so soft for each other omg

just one glance at the two and you’re already melting

You can see Yuta screaming about MaeWin whenever the group is together and they’re interacting

And if you can’t see it you’ll probably hear it

MaeWin: casually talking

Yuta: is this what heaven looks like

MaeWinMark is just yuta’s weakness and he doesn’t even bother to hide it

Okay back to MaeWin before I get ahead of myself and make an entire post about Yuta and MaeWinMark

If they’re gathered in a large group their interactions aren’t really noticeable unless you’re actively looking for it

While the others are talking you can just see Mae playing with his hands or winwin giving her a soft smile while patting her head

They talk more when they’re either in a small group or just the two of them

MaeWin shippers were devastated when they got separated so when nct 2020 happened they went feral

Every once in a while they go out for hotpot and talk about what has been going on

LuMae

this man right here

they first met when she was visiting NCT U dance practice for BOSS with food and she heard him from the hallway

its one of the reasons why she wasn’t intimidated by him even though hes a giant

she was excited to see what kind of energy and personality he would bring to nct

and she was not disappointed at all

personal hype man

whenever they’re on a variety show together and mae is asked to do something he just yells “FIGHT HAEYADWAE”

of course the same goes for mae but less loud bc last time she kept yelling she lost her voice and couldnt talk for the rest of the show

He just has this energy where if he’s hyped up about something she feels energized to be hyped up well so you just hear the both of them cheering loudly

its always interesting to see because you just see a gentle giant cheering loudly with this smol girl next to him trying to match his energy

he always makes sure she’s comfortable when they’re at a schedule

like we know how he’s really silly on camera but he’s also very observant and caring

one time mae complained about how her feet hurt from the heels she was wearing so he just picked her up bridal style and walked to the van without a word

XiaoMae

They’ve heard abt each other from Kun and ten and greeted each other when they passed by each other in the halls but they never really had a chance to grow close until nct 2020 happened

Mae wasn’t in the Make a Wish unit so there weren’t a lot of chances to get to know each other while promoting either but it doesn’t mean they’re not friends

ten also hogs her attention when she visits the wayv dorms but we dont talk about that

these two arent as close as the others but not to the point where they actively avoid each other

whenever they’re together they just vibe

theres no awkward silence or small talk they just talk about random stuff

“no lucas, i dont hate xiaojun hyung we just dont hang out as often as we do”

“yes hendery we do have each other’s numbers we just don’t talk often”

WayV is lowkey tempted to lock the two of them in a practice room together and do a vlive to see what’ll happen

prime candidates for “It’s Awkward but It’s Okay”

their dynamic is kinda DoRen where they pretend to be awkward around each other as a joke

like they went out together once and everyone as excited bc omg they were interacting

XiaoMae shippers are starved for content and will accept any crumbs that come their way

HenMae

the duo people didnt know they needed until they met

its not like people didnt want them to become friends its just that theyre energies match well

these two are such a vibe

you know how there are ppl who don’t see for long periods of times but you still want tackle them in a hug whenever you meet? yeah its like that

kun sometimes wants to separate the two bc of how much chaos they cause together

they’re the duo where they think something is a good idea at the time but ends up as something bad at the end

kun has banned the two from the kitchen bc of a fire they started

HenMae shippers are thriving because of all the stories of the dumb shit they’ve done

lowkey considered doing a series together on nct daily but then the channel stopped uploading vids so it was never mentioned again

one time he was on call with his sister when she walked in and accidentally mistook her as his gf and now they jokingly have each other as bf and gf in their phone contacts

ten nearly had a heart attack when he saw the contact name pop up and mae picked up the call

 yangyang has the whole thing recorded on his phone and refuses to delete it

MaeYang

(A/N everytime i see this gif i need a moment to pause and try and remember my ideas cause my head goes empty when it comes to yangyang)

okay if HenMae are chaotic, MaeYang are worse

kun doesnt need to dye his hair gray bc of all the stress these two cause him

czennies thought they didnt interact much bc of different schedules and groups but once nct world happened they changed their minds

MaeYang slowly climbing up the ranks of nct ships

during one of his lives yangyang mentioned how he spoke a lot with mae and that she wanted to add him to the 00liner gc

czennies lost it that day bc 1) holy shit theres a 00liners gc and 2) why tf hasnt yangyang been added into it yet

insists that she calls him oppa/hyung even though theres only a one month difference between them

Mae and Yangyang: whispering in the corner of the room

kun: theyre either talking shit about someone or world domination and i cant tell whats worse

he tried teaching her some german once and she now knows like three sentences

“Hallo, Ich bin Mae. Was geht ab? Mir geht’s gut.” (A/N this is the outcome of my three years of german lessons everyone)

and basically all the swear words but we dont need to talk about that

haechan jokes that he’s stealing mae away from the dreamies so he wont be the maknae in wayv 

[imbeccablee]

HAPPY BIRTH TO OUR LITTLE GREEN FERAL BOI-HC about how his birthday were when he was younger compared to now? (bonus points for Mama Inko being the only constant and for steadily more and more people being at his parties and deku having no idea how to deal with so many people who love him)

oh you KNOW I'm here for that Izuku angst!!! (sorry this is late, I didnt see this until yesterday night lmao)

before Izuku was diagnosed, he would invite katsuki and those other boys over after daycare. it would always be a little awkward bc technically those other boys are more katsuki's friends than Izuku's but their parents made them go anyway bc it was the nice thing to do

oftentimes the rest of the party would end up with the boys playing with Izuku's new toys (which made him a lil upset but his mom says he should share and not be selfish and besides, these are his friends, he wants them to like him, so its whatever. it is) and also playing Heroes (this is the one of the few times Izuku is allowed to play a hero with katsuki (bc theres no way in heck katsuki would play a villain) and Izuku LIVES for it)

usually the other boys will leave and katsuki will spend the night. this is always the best part for Izuku because, while katsuki does keep showing off, it's almost softer in a way, like the fact that it's just the two of them, alone, with the rest of the world shut out makes katsuki relax and unwind. izuku doesnt understand why katsuki isnt like this all the time. he doesnt know how to ask, either.

this of course ends with his fifth birthday. the months following his fourth, he eagerly awaits the arrival of his quirk, but it never shows. a week after his fifth birthday (which had been even more awkward and embarrassing since his quirk still hadn't manifested), he is diagnosed. and, well, nobody wanted to go to his party after that.

the kids thought he was weird and lame and the parents were afraid their own kids would hurt him somehow if they were to come over, because they all believed the quirkless to be weak and fragile. this of course also meant that none of the kids were allowed to invite him over to their parties, the only exception being katsuki's. and then katsuki fell off a log into a shallow river and izuku tried to help him up and, well.

he still invites people, oh yes. the first few years, he makes little invitation cards drawn in all might colors and an enthusiastic "you're invited!" on the front. inko, the sweetheart, helps put them in envelopes and carefully stored them in Izuku's backpack and Izuku passes them out. the first time no one shows, izuku is devastated. the second time, after yet another year of being downgraded and belittled and beaten and ignored, he is still devastated, but he is not surprised. the third time, it aches and aches and aches, and he decides he's not going to make cards anymore. it's just a waste of time and paper.

inko tried so very hard. those first few birthdays After were completely unsalvageable, but after the third (when Izuku accepted no one would come) they got better. izuku was still sad and inko was still guilty, but they always had a lovely time with katsudon and cake and all might specials. sometimes, his dad would even remember to call and wish him a happy birthday. izuku was- well, not happy, but content. he had his mother. he had his conviction, his dream. what else could he need?

(he steadfastly ignored the longing, the ache. nothing he could do would fix it so there was no point in dwelling on it. it was stupid to feel that way anyway. his birthday was just another day of the week, the month, the year. it didnt matter. he shouldnt feel so bad about it. it didnt matter)

he didn't even think about telling all might his birthday. by the time he was 14 going on 15, he didnt really care about it. it had just been a day he got a gift or two from his mother, his favorite dinner, and a night spent rewatching all might documentaries or movies or interviews. you know, like basically every night, but like, older this time. so he doesnt mention it and all might never brought it up, so his 15th birthday comes and goes like every other birthday did after his 8th.

the truth of the matter was all might figured Izuku would mention it at some point during his training, like offhandedly saying he had to get home early so he could have a celebration, or make small talk about what he'd gotten, or even ask for the day off. but Izuku never did and all might felt too awkward to ask when it was (he didnt want to seem too eager to shower young Izuku with presents like something deep inside him begged for with a vengeance, even though he very much wanted to give Izuku literally anything he asked for. it is a troubling feeling), so all might just assumed his birthday hadn't come up yet.

then all might finally gets a look at Izuku's file, since all might is now a teacher, and sees 07/15/XXXX written and probably breaks the speed of sound with how quickly he calls izuku

"why didnt you tell me about your birthday!!" "wh- I mean- it's just not that big of a deal, I didnt think it was-" "NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL???"

he takes Izuku out to a very belated and nice birthday dinner and has to force an incredibly rare piece of decommissioned all might merch from his early days into Izuku's hands. despite his embarrassment and initial reluctance, that day is ranked in the top ten of his favorite days.

izuku doesnt learn his lesson, however, and neglects to tell his newly acquired friends about his date of birth. the only reason they find out is because all might, having been passing them by at the end of the school day, wished him a happy birthday.

"IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY????" "uraraka please its not a big deal-" "I have to disagree midoriya, today should be special!" "I mean, I dont think birthdays are all that important either" "THANK YOU todoroki"

(and then Izuku thinks for 2 seconds WHY Todoroki thinks birthdays are unimportant and gets sad again but we're not focusing on that rn)

ochako DEMANDS that they celebrate bc theres no way in hell she's allowing her best friend to go without a birthday celebration with friends, but Izuku insists that they at least wait until summer vacation starts in less than a week, especially since he cant just come home with three friends without telling his mom

ochakos like >:( for a second, but concedes bc that's fair and then she launches herself at Izuku and gives him a big ole hug and says "happy birthday!!!" izuku's all sputtering and blushing, and then he feels a hand on either arm and Iida and Todoroki give him warm smiles and wish the same and it takes a good five minutes for his face to calm down and for him to come out from behind his arms once Ochako releases him.

so he tells his mom that his friends want to come over to celebrate soon and inko is just like 😭😭😭😭😭 because FINALLY her boy has GOOD FRIENDS who want to CELEBRATE HIM and Izuku freaks out cuz his mom is crying but she waves him off and tells him to tell the dekusquad that they can come over on saturday and that they can spend the night and that they'll have a wonderful time!!!

izuku relays two-thirds of that information in their group chat and they all agree and then basically Izuku is dreading the weekend bc the few birthday parties he's had with his "friends" before hadn't been all that great (besides the sleepover part with katsuki, though their current animosity kinda makes the memories bittersweet), and like, while he knows objectively Ochako, iida, and Todoroki are Much Better than those boys from his childhood, he just doesnt have a good frame of reference for how these things go.

anyway, so Saturday comes around and Izuku is just listlessly lazing around while his mother finishes cooking ("let me help you mom-" "nuh uh, this is for YOUR celebration mister, you arent doing a THING today), and then theres an enthusiastic knock on his door, and when he goes and opens it his friends greet him with yet another cheer of "happy birthday deku/midoriya!!"

izuku smiles because its sweet even if he doesnt particularly care about birthdays, and invites them in. they set their presents on the table and Izuku's like "you didnt have to!!" and Ochako's like "NONSENSE" and Iida is like "how could we show up at your birthday celebration without presents???" and todoroki's like "any chance to spend endeavour's money on things he wouldnt like is a chance I will never not take" and Izuku is just like akdjajdhajsb when his mom finally comes and greets them

and like. it's nice. it's really really REALLY freaking nice. Izuku didnt realize how much he was actually missing having people with him in his home besides his mom until they were there. there's a wonderful warmth filling his chest as they all eat his mother's homemade katsudon and talk about school and how excited they are for the upcoming summer trip. and when heroes come up, they ask him about different quirks and how they work and what he thinks of this hero and that hero and the only time he's interrupted from his tangents is when he stops himself because he's embarrassed for talking for so long. and then they smile and prompt him some more, saying they love hearing him talk about the stuff that interests him, and can anyone really blame him for bursting into tears?

his friends are alarmed but his mom just smiles, tearing up herself, and she asks if he'd like a big hug, and he nods, face burning bright, and then they all gather him in a warm, enveloping embrace, and he wonders how in the hell he survived without this for so long?

he's so warm and loved and for the first time in forever he feels happy during his birthday celebration.

his 16th birthday party is so incredibly different from the parties he held before he was diagnosed and from the birthdays he spent with only his mother. he'd forgotten that feeling of being cared for by people who didnt need to, or rather he'd never really known it. there's a slight twinge that it took so long for him to learn this feeling, but it's completely overshadowed by the pure elation he feels at finally being able to breathe and relax and let himself be loved.

his friends still look concerned and they obviously have questions, but they dont pry as they all continue with the party. he opens their presents and cries again and then they watch a ton of hero movies and he cries a little more. iida worries he'll dehydrate himself and Ochako fuckin loses it and Todoroki has such a soft look on his face and GOD how has Izuku lived without friends? without THEM?

it's late when they turn in, with futons and mountains of pillows and blankets surrounding them on the living room floor. izuku is nestled between Ochako and Todoroki, and he stares at the ceiling as his friends doze around him. he can feel his heart beating in his chest and, with amusement, he feels his eyes watering again, but he blinks the tears away and whispers thickly, "hey guys?" once he gets sleepy questioning murmurs, he breathes in deeply and says, "thank you." in response Ochako and Todoroki schooch closer until they're cuddled on either arm and Izuku can see Iida doing the same on the other end of ochako. then Ochako mumbles, "anything for you, deku" to which the other two boys agree. and Izuku tries to not get choked up and fails again, but its okay, because its safe here and his friends are surrounding him with warmth and love and Izuku falls asleep happy.

(their second year they have another party, of course, but this one is bigger, with the whole class. it's in the dorm, which is fine bc he doesnt think his mom's apartment could hold all of them. it's just as wonderful as his 16th birthday. he managed to hold his tears back during nearly the entire thing, and the only reason he broke was because katsuki came up to him with a perfectly wrapped box, because everything katsuki does is perfect, and shoved it into his hands with a growled well wishes. katsuki yells at him and the class laughs good heartedly as he weeps, but Izuku is just focused on katsuki, who looks soft and relaxed and nearly identical to the version of him that Izuku saw so, so long ago. and as Izuku thanks him for the present and katsuki berates him cuz "you dont even know what it is yet you idiot open it already", izuku feels a new happiness bubbling up in him, because he's so incredibly glad katsuki has been able to heal as well)

[peter-nureyev-kinnie]

Hi, I'd like to take a moment to talk to you all about boom! Shadow :)

I'd also like to preface this by saying I have nothing agaisnt boom and I dont actually understand why people dont like it when it's just a fun series. (Its not even canon cmon)

I'll talk abt the series first, since shadow appears more than once there.

His first episode is, hm, to say the least. Rouge and omega arent canon characters in boom, leaving him with absolutely no friends, and I'm also gonna guess that gun and Maria werent canon either. (This brings up alot of questions on how he came to be but that's for another day.)

His first episode has eggman manipulating footage of sonic "slandering him", he falls for it pretty easily (again, gun worker shadow would never) and goes on a mini rampage to attack sonic and friends.

This is, out of character, to say the least, shadow going so far as to try and not fight tails in sonic x when he was trying to get to Cosmo. He also holds a great respect for Amy, (and I dont think he has a solid opinion on knuckles, it changes from annoyance to tolerance on a whim.)

The fact that sonic is genuinley confused as to why shadow is randomly attacking them is also incredibly telling that a. His character is wrong and b. Shadow is not normally like this, but then again, shadows character has more flip flops than a Florida man.

The second episode he appears in is mostly just him being angry at eggman and wanting to beat up sonic, which, okay, wanting to be better than sonic is (unfortunately) part of his post adventure 2 character arc. It's a pretty entertaining episode if you havent gone into shadows character too much. He also says the next time they fight it will be on his terms, which.. no it wont sadly boom was cancelled.

Honestly though, hes just lonley, it also canon in boom that he lives in a cave alone, (couldnt even give the man a house huh?) So hes bound to be just a lil lonley.

To the games then because that's all we get from our boy in the series.

Rise of lyric is pretty generic when it comes to shadow being in the game, he appears for a boss fight and a cameo at the end, the boss fight is.. interesting, honestly.

Theres a brief cutscene with shadow and eggman, but shadow dosent speak and hes not seen again till the boss fight.

The cutscene before has pretty "normal" shadow dialogue, calling sonic weak because he has friends, which I'm starting to see a pattern here. Sonic also knows who shadow is, and tries to dismiss him pretty quickly.

He does get angry when shadow insults his friends however, which is pretty in character, and they initiate the boss fight with shadow saying hes going to prove how weak sonic is.

(Obviously, you win, your the player.)

The last we see of shadow for the rest of the game is him awkwardly stumbling after being beaten. (they animated his ears to droop too, not relevant, just cute <3)

Hes kicked through the portal and you go about your game. Sonic also does ask what time he was sent too, so he does care, even a little.

He appears again at the end of the game, no explanation as to how he got back, and is immediately ready to fight until he sees the defeated lyric. He then stops and walks away, claiming that sonic and co got the job done.

(We're never explicitly told what side hes on in this game, but hes certainly not working for lyric.)

Shattered crystal is up next, again, pretty generic, but better than the last.

Sonic actually greets him sarcastically in this game, as if he were a friend, and gets confused when shadow (who's being mind controlled) acts strange. He initially is not hostile, but on the assumption that shadow knows where the kidnapped Amy is, he does get briefly angry.

Then a mini boss fight, and shadow wakes up, no longer mind controlled, and acting like a feral cat that's been caged, hes just as confused as sonic and friends are and it probably didnt help that knuckles wanted to knock him out again.

Then when they start trying to question him about Amy, he gets defensive almost instantly, and insults sonic, before remarking that he was talking to lyric before he blacked out. He then tells sticks very firmly that he is not working for lyric and passes the mind control device to tails.

(Again, very calmly passes it, flip flop flip flop)

Once they figure out lyric mind controlled shadow, hes angry, and immediately sets off to find lyric to fight him for using him. Sonic tries to stop him, but theres no stopping shadow when his minds set on something.

We don't see him again for the rest of the game, until he shows up and actually deals the final blow to lyric, he sticks around to listen to sticks get the concept of teamwork wrong, and then leaves, insulting them all again. (Are we seeing a pattern here?)

Sonic then tries to say that they did beat lyric as a team, but shadow is having none of it, and leaves, calling himself Sonics superior. Sonic then says he'd make a great member of team sonic if he werent such a hard case.

Shadow dosent appear in fire and ice, so.

The main theme of boom shadow is pretty much just a massive inferiority complex around sonic, and a whole bunch of insults towards his friends.

Again, shadow has 0 canon friends in boom, and is seemingly annoyed by just about everyone, but it's also not out of the question that he'd end up sucked into the friend group should he ease up on his temper.

For all his talk of being weak for having friends, its my guess that he dosent want to be seen as weak, given how quick he was to fight sonic for such minor (and fake) insults against him. He has no friends and distances himself because he wants to be "strong".

Boom!shadow is certainly not the same as sa2 shadow, and I think if they met, sa2 would be, very embarrassed to say the least.

I could talk about shadows character all day but this has been long enough so uhh, yeah :)

[fleshbook]

I’ll talk abt the series first, since shadow appears more than once there.

 

His first episode is, hm, to say the least. Rouge and omega arent canon characters in boom, leaving him with absolutely no friends, and I’m also gonna guess that gun and Maria werent canon either. (This brings up alot of questions on how he came to be but that’s for another day.)

 

His first episode has eggman manipulating footage of sonic “slandering him”, he falls for it pretty easily (again, gun worker shadow would never) and goes on a mini rampage to attack sonic and friends.

 

This is, out of character, to say the least, shadow going so far as to try and not fight tails in sonic x when he was trying to get to Cosmo. He also holds a great respect for Amy, (and I dont think he has a solid opinion on knuckles, it changes from annoyance to tolerance on a whim.)

 

The fact that sonic is genuinley confused as to why shadow is randomly attacking them is also incredibly telling that a. His character is wrong and b. Shadow is not normally like this, but then again, shadows character has more flip flops than a Florida man.

 

The second episode he appears in is mostly just him being angry at eggman and wanting to beat up sonic, which, okay, wanting to be better than sonic is (unfortunately) part of his post adventure 2 character arc. It’s a pretty entertaining episode if you havent gone into shadows character too much. He also says the next time they fight it will be on his terms, which.. no it wont sadly boom was cancelled.

 

Honestly though, hes just lonley, it also canon in boom that he lives in a cave alone, (couldnt even give the man a house huh?) So hes bound to be just a lil lonley.

 

To the games then because that’s all we get from our boy in the series.

 

Rise of lyric is pretty generic when it comes to shadow being in the game, he appears for a boss fight and a cameo at the end, the boss fight is.. interesting, honestly.

 

Theres a brief cutscene with shadow and eggman, but shadow dosent speak and hes not seen again till the boss fight.

 

The cutscene before has pretty “normal” shadow dialogue, calling sonic weak because he has friends, which I’m starting to see a pattern here. Sonic also knows who shadow is, and tries to dismiss him pretty quickly.

 

He does get angry when shadow insults his friends however, which is pretty in character, and they initiate the boss fight with shadow saying hes going to prove how weak sonic is.

(Obviously, you win, your the player.)

 

The last we see of shadow for the rest of the game is him awkwardly stumbling after being beaten. (they animated his ears to droop too, not relevant, just cute <3)

 

Hes kicked through the portal and you go about your game. Sonic also does ask what time he was sent too, so he does care, even a little.

 

He appears again at the end of the game, no explanation as to how he got back, and is immediately ready to fight until he sees the defeated lyric. He then stops and walks away, claiming that sonic and co got the job done.

(We’re never explicitly told what side hes on in this game, but hes certainly not working for lyric.)

 

Shattered crystal is up next, again, pretty generic, but better than the last.

 

Sonic actually greets him sarcastically in this game, as if he were a friend, and gets confused when shadow (who’s being mind controlled) acts strange. He initially is not hostile, but on the assumption that shadow knows where the kidnapped Amy is, he does get briefly angry.

 

Then a mini boss fight, and shadow wakes up, no longer mind controlled, and acting like a feral cat that’s been caged, hes just as confused as sonic and friends are and it probably didnt help that knuckles wanted to knock him out again.

 

Then when they start trying to question him about Amy, he gets defensive almost instantly, and insults sonic, before remarking that he was talking to lyric before he blacked out. He then tells sticks very firmly that he is not working for lyric and passes the mind control device to tails.

(Again, very calmly passes it, flip flop flip flop)

Once they figure out lyric mind controlled shadow, hes angry, and immediately sets off to find lyric to fight him for using him. Sonic tries to stop him, but theres no stopping shadow when his minds set on something.

 

We don’t see him again for the rest of the game, until he shows up and actually deals the final blow to lyric, he sticks around to listen to sticks get the concept of teamwork wrong, and then leaves, insulting them all again. (Are we seeing a pattern here?)

 

Sonic then tries to say that they did beat lyric as a team, but shadow is having none of it, and leaves, calling himself Sonics superior. Sonic then says he’d make a great member of team sonic if he werent such a hard case.

 

Shadow dosent appear in fire and ice, so.

 

The main theme of boom shadow is pretty much just a massive inferiority complex around sonic, and a whole bunch of insults towards his friends.

 

Again, shadow has 0 canon friends in boom, and is seemingly annoyed by just about everyone, but it’s also not out of the question that he’d end up sucked into the friend group should he ease up on his temper.

 

For all his talk of being weak for having friends, its my guess that he dosent want to be seen as weak, given how quick he was to fight sonic for such minor (and fake) insults against him. He has no friends and distances himself because he wants to be “strong”.

Boom!shadow is certainly not the same as sa2 shadow, and I think if they met, sa2 would be, very embarrassed to say the least.

 

I could talk about shadows character all day but this has been long enough so uhh, yeah :)

[putting-your-ocs-in-my-fannypack]

Can i rant a bit?

I might delete quotev. Im just sick and tired of this bitch using me as a scapegoat for all her problems and shitting on my ocs. Shes a fucking coward, making a hate blog about me, what the fuck did i ever do to her. She calls all my characters slutty? Well damn bitch, yours aint perfect either, im proud of my ocs. Im tired of her tantrums. I killed off my oc, not because her character not dating her, but because the rp was making me uncomfortable, because she decided to ship him with a guy after we finally built up the ship. Shes self centered and always makes herself the victim. Even in situations that arent even involving her. I never forced ships. She did. And i regret ever meeting her or having any ships with her. She constantly bitches to my friend even though he doesnt even like her, and forces him to do things against his will just to spite me, she did a whole fucking rant about me. Bitch, get over me, i havent talked or thought about you since fucking september, and your still complaining about me? Youre supposed to be the adult. Fucking act like one. And youre fake as hell, being all nice to me and then telling your friends what a bitch i am. Even my friends tell me what a psychopath she is, she says i kill my characters when things dont work out? Who gives a shit. If im uncomfortable then yeah, i will. But she killed off other peoples characters.

I am sick of playing nice.

She is so cowardly, making a hate blog and then blocking me so i cant see? Good luck being a fucking lawyer with that explosive personality, she doesnt even study or work for it, she expects to just become one, she complains about being bullied by everyone when its the other way around. She complained i was using her to just check on my friend and that i never asked her how she was or talked about her? Yeah, because that friend was going through a very hard time and having bad thoughts and i was concerned. She hates me for so many reasons that SHE makes up, i was nice to her, but we barely talked if it wasnt about a story we were co authoring. And then every once an a while shed start complaining and bitching about me, out of nowhere.

She says that i dont portray her fucking characters right in stories? Then correct me! Dont whine behind my back, and dont say i dont portray my friends characters correctly, because i ask them if i do things right, and change it if i dont.

She says i forced a ship that both me and the person wanted? The original ship of the character? Then she calls VELVET a slut when she doesnt get her way? Last i checked? She tried to ship with velvet too?

She harrasses me for things that arent even my fault. My friend wanted to ship their oc with alhrik, i said fine, but they cant be a kid because alhrik is an adult. She got pissy because we aged up the character my friend wanted to ship with alhrik.

She patronizes me when i act more like an adult then her. And yeah, i dont draw wendigos like normal people do, mine are deers that look healthy SOMETIMES. During winter they become feral and have black holes on their stomach. She has NO RIGHT to tell me how to make my characters. Especially when she does "constructive critism" its not even constructive!.

She can hate me all she wants, but dont be cowardly, and dont post false shit on the internet about me because you want someone to pity you. And dont force my friends into things when he doesnt even want to be your friend

[hedgewolf-hunters]

Silence is golden

Drake: Hey you guys want to see one of my adventures from last week? Than take a seat and open those ears up cause have i got a story for you.

In the city of Etrinitat on the corner of main and etheral st a two story old-fashioned wooden establishment sits. The sign a top the doors reads, Alpha & Omega, Bar and grill. Inside was a bustling collection of mobians big and small from avians to deep diggers to the deepest underwater divers. A female dark red wolf is behind a bar counter serving older customers liquor drinks and scaring off under age kids. She has two blue stripes under her sea blue eyes and her hair like fur is done in a single massive braid. Shes wearing a sleevless leather jacket with a tank top underneath, dark blue skin tight jeans and spiked boots on her feet.

"Mom im cutting out early today." A maroon colored male wolf with hedgehog quills barely extending from his head says to the female. He has a black stripe going down the only two quills he has and the same matching blue stripes under his glowing amber eyes. The male is in a sleevless parka, black zipper boots, and gloves with a slightly raised bump on the knuckles.

"Yeah and do what my son?" She asks. Turning to him after serving another customer. The boy places down a crystal double tapping it so a hologram of a bounty appears. Its of a raccon with a list of crimes.

"Drake this guy is an sociopath with a hard on for killing hunters and civilians. Not to mention he probably has a following with him." The woman says.

"Mom i know this. Its the reason i took the job in the first place. You know physical attacks either don't connect or do any real damage, not to mention I'm probably one of only two other people in this building who can actually get close to him." Drake says.

"Sky let the boy go. He needs to learn to take care of himself anyway, and he cant do that if you hold him back from jobs or doing them alone." A purple hedgehog says from the door leading to the kitchen. Her eyes are normal amber compared to the boys, her quills done in a ponytail are greying slightly at the tips as they stop just past halfway down the door. She has a single white stripe on top of her head down her middle quill and a black stripe down each of her outer quills. Shes dressed in sports top and short, and hightop shoes with a chef outfit over it all.

"Thank you Aunt Aura. See mom even Auntie thinks i should give at least one solo job a shot. Look if it doesnt turn out to well than i will not ask again to take a solo. But if it does than can you please just let me do my own every now and then?" Drake asks his over protective mother. Sky bites her lip wanting to say no but knowing they both have a point.

"Fine. But if you get into any trouble trigger the flare and your brother will be there to back you up." Sky says locking a braclet around her second sons wrist.

"Will do ma. Alright ill be back in a couple days. He's in the grassland plains. How he hasnt been caught already, besides his psychotic nature, ill be finding out soon enough." Drake says picking up the crystal and running out the door. He kicks into high gear once outside the bar and runs across the city in a minute flat to the west wall gate.

By nightfall Drake has finally escaped the great forest that surrounds his home and the city. He groans stretching.

"Damn i really wish i had dads super speed, but no, it went to Scarlet and Inferna only. Me and Bane gotta push just to keep up and i have to push harder since Bane can clear the forest in minutes thanks to his wings." Drake grumbles to himself as he stretches his sore legs. A orb flies out from his jacket.

"Oh stop complaining. Your compensation for these little differences is me and our shared abilities. After all none of them can use the Astral plane, like i told you to use, to travel nearly instantly." A feminine voice says from the orb.

"I got excited and forgot ok. No need to chew my head off Aster. Besides wheres the adventure in instant travel? If we had we wouldn't had to chase away those pups from the cargo transport and kept supplies running to the city." Drake says to the orb. The feminine voice huffs and returns to his jacket.

"Fine but when this job is done we go home my way. Last thing we need is for you to lose your prey fending off adolescent feral wolves again." Aster says before going silent again. Drake chuckles as he starts running again headed to the city of the plains Primous.

Day break arrives and Drake yawns from his room inside a old fashioned inn. He arrived around midnight in the city and could only find this building to rest in. He stretches getting a few pops in his back from sleeping on the lumpy mattress. He grunts as he gets up off the bed and walks to the sink in the room. He spashes ice cold water in his face and reaches into one of his inner jacket pockets. Seemingly deeper than it looks he pulls out some morning hygiene tools.

Half an hour later Drake heads down to the main floor and walks out waving bye to the shop keep. The town is now bustling with buisness, cars driving by pedestrians walking around and kids heading to schools nearby. Drake smiles as he jumps up onto the roof and takes in a birds eye view of the city. Whistling as the crowded busy streets clog up in the mornng traffic. A few sky scrapers litter the city and a few cathedrals, his targets usual dumping sites. Smirking Drake jumps from the building and lands on the sidewalk, he heads into the deeper parts of town blending in as much as he can.

Three hours later Drake is stopped at the last cathedral in the city.

"The place where it all started. A city inspector came to check on the building and found several dead bodies placed in various forms of worship. The cops caught video footage of the raccoon in question shortly after the bodies were found in other cathedrals. Mobians have been scared of this place ever since and the neighborhood has been evacuated do to that fear." Aster says while Drake stands by the doors.

"And some mobians have come to worship him as a new messiah with the messages he's left with the last seven victims. I wonder why is it than that they cant trace his signal during the 'Prayer' as its been labeled. Someones gotta have a clue to where this loon is." Drake mumbles as he stares at the gothic doorway of the church. He scratches his head as he turns around and bumps into a young female raccoon.

"My bad little lady didnt see you there." Drake says taking a knee to help her up. She shakes her head with a small smile as she takes his hand of help. Drake smells the blood and goes wide eyed for a second before passing out from a needle in his neck. Aster stays silent as Drake passes out.

"See momma I caught the bad man after daddy." The raccoon girl says pulling the needle out and waving at a bush. The female fox that ran the inn Drake slept at walks out.

"Good girl. Now lets get him inside before anyone sees." The fox says grabbing Drake by his feet.

An hour later Drake groans awake strapped to a table with a light glaring down at him. He thinks back to what happened before he fell out. The flash back coming back he sighs and grinds his teeth a little.

"Seems someone is noticing his mistake." Aster says. Drake glares at his jacket quickly and than lays back.

"Cant blame you for that one, i deserved it. Guess the bait was too good for him to pass up." Drake mutters under his breath to Aster. She snorts in reply and Drake feels something hovering over his hands.

"Not yet, let the bait settle a little more. But if you feel like im in trouble...feel free to get dirty." Drake says the sensation leaves his wrist as Aster sighs. Drake whistles a tune from his childhood as he waits for the next half an hour till his target appears. A four foot tall raccon with well built frame wearing a priests robe.

"Hello my little sheep. Glad to see your comfy in your protective bindings." The raccoon says.

"Well you left me on this slab with nothing to get comfy with so i made do." Drake replies.

"Heh you are quite the talkative type arent you little sheep." He says.

"No shit Sherlock, I've been stuck up here for half an hour with nothing to do but whistle an old lullaby." Drake says

"Hmm, do you know why you are here little-"

"Call me little sheep one more time and I'm gonna tear a hole through your windpipe." Drake interrupts the raccoon getting tired of that comendering tone that follows the words.

"Fine than hunter, i assume you are here for my head but it seems you're about to lose yours." The raccoon says dropping the fatherly tone to his true thug accent. He walks towards a table with a bloody cloth over it and powerlines leading out from underneath it.

"You assume I'll lose my head here, but let me ask you, do you know why i didn't tear your daughter in half before the needle touched my skin? Or why I didn't drag your wife out of the bushes when they hid behind me?" Drake asks making the raccoon stop in his tracks. Aster uses the moment to slice the straps lightly, enough that they can be broken with even the slightest move. The raccoon turns around glaring at Drake.

"Dude you think I didnt notice the table setting in the back of the inn? Or that i was being followed from cathedral to cathedral? Not to mention your ladies eyes when she heard me say i was a hunter." Drake says. The raccoon looks confused.

"Than why did you allow yourself to be captured?" He asks walking over to Drake puzzled now.

"Honestly i didnt know you would send your own flesh and blood to capture me, that threw me for a loop for a second. But its just how I hunt by myself. I dont go looking for prey i let them come to me." Drake finishes with a grin freeing his hand and grabbing the raccoon by his robe and tossing him over the table with the power tools. Drake quickly curls into a spin dash to free himself and stands up on the floor. Two gunshots in his direction make him turn towards the firing squad of the wife and child. Rubbing the bridge of his nose Drake summons Aster in physical form. A scythe blade with a gap where its connected to the curved staff, a smaller blade growing out the opposite side. Gold trimm visibly and bulbously formimg a drip down pattern down the staff till it reaches the bottom where the gold turns into a spear point.

Drake spins the scythe around in his hand as he walks towards the two females. Bullets bounce off the scythe like rubber as Drake gets closer to them. Once the ammunition is out Drake stops spinning the scythe and grabs a point on the foxes collar bone that sends her to sleep. He back steps the small Raccoon and slams the wood down across her back before striking her several times with his fingers in specific locations to immobolize her and put her to sleep as well.

"Now that the peanut gallery is take care of, where were we?" Drake asks gibing Aster one final spin before resting her against his shoulder. The male Raccoon has stumbled back on the floor.

"You are some sort of Demon, you must be!" He exclaims. Drake snorts as he grips Aster with both hands.

"Hear that Aster, he thinks we're demons." Drake says. A shimmer from the balde makes the Raccoon back up more.

"Ah if only he could hear me, id havea few choice words for him to show him how demon like we are." Aster says to Drake. Drake grins watching as the man scrambles for a knife. He stops a few feet away from the raccoon whos now on his feet with a serrated blood covered machete. Drake leans one foot forward and one foot back, lowering Aster to hover above the floor he holds her with both hands at the ready to swing. The raccoon charges at Drake like a scared child wildy swinging the machete. Drake waits till hes within two feet of them and swings Aster in an upward arc going right through him, than coming back down in the opposite direction. He side steps as the raccoon passes him still swinging scared. Drake finishes by slicing aster through his neck. All three attacks leave no mark on the raccoon whos confused as he felt the blade go through him all three times.

"Im gonna give you two options now psycho. Come quietly and live out your days in a jail cell nice and comfy. Or." Drake says snapping his fingers. The cuts slowly form where the blade touched, not deep like they should be but enough that they are drawing faint amounts of blood.

"I let your cuts form fully to the point of no return." Drake says making a slicing motion with his thumb across his throat. The raccoon gasps in pain feeling the sensation of the two across his body getting deeper agonizingly slowly.

"Please, just stop the pain! Take me in but stop this torture." He begs. Drake raises a brow and steps over to the writhing raccoon.

"You think this is pain? You think i should show you mercy that you never showed to twenty others? No this isnt pain and suffering, this isnt torture yet little sheep." Drake says makimg the raccoon look up at him for a moment. In that moment drake showed him something few others see unless he wants them too.

"Remember you know nothing of suffering, pain, or torture. I'll take you in but you nore your family will remember the other. Of that i will make sure of." Drake says lifting Aster and slamming the spear point down onto his targets head.

Drake: No i didnt kill the guy. Aster can sever bonds and memories with her spear point. I simply took all threes memories of being together from the point of the killings. The wife thought he had left her and the child and thats the way it will stay while the shit rots his life away in prison now. And quick note from the mun that no more stories this week. He'll have more ready next week but this week he will be focusingnon his other project. If you want to Rp with us we can do that or answer questions. But no stories for the next six days.

[catboyrightsdefender]

What do you think of the opinion that generalizes goats as assholes and sheep as stupid? Is there some truth to it? Or is their behavior determined by how they are kept/genetics/interactions? My dad had sheep and goats (about 20-30 of them altogether, smaller amounts at once) He was talking about goats doing jackass things all the time like being assholes to each other, climbing/jumping through fences and pooping everywhere. Part 1

On the other hand, sheep were sometimes too stupid to get the food which was given to them on a slightly further away, and were generally not able to make themselves sheltered from rain (even if there was place for them to go under, etc.) So my dad decided not to keep goats anymore because they were too high maintenance and also people who were professionally working with goats told him that goats are jackasses. He only keeps sheep now. I'm curious what your opinion is, can you tell me? Part 2/2 

first of all id like to say that i dont have a lot of experience with sheep and goats, the only sheep and goats i know are the ones at the rescue i volunteer at, which are for the most of them either a bit feral or traumatized (because hey being violent towards animals is such a fun activity right? smh)

gonna put the rest under a cut, potential trigger warning for mentions of violence towards animals

that being said, i must say that i kinda agree with that generalization (even tho i dont really think that sheep are stupid, they just seem to be a bit simpler than goats). most of our goats are too scared to try to do any jackass shit, but there is one (he’s called gaston and i love him) who seems to be more intelligent than the others and wont hesitate to attack you if you refuse to give him what he wants (be it food or attention). one of our other goats, frédéric, once ran away from his enclosure and ended up in the horses field, chased by ponies, and he never tried to run away again. i still have war flashbacks from when the farrier came to trim their feet and i had to hold them down, i made good use of my muscles that day haha! the sheep (we only have four of them, three adults and a young one who was rescued right after 2019 began) are less chaotic, they have their routine and if that routine is suddenly broken (having to take a different path to the pasture, a random object sitting where it shouldnt be, ...) they start to panic and go everywhere.....they are scared of the goats, who steal their food when they are together in the pasture. The only thing the sheep arent scared of is, strangely enough, the geese (who terrify the goats). when the geese arrived they tried to attack everyone (they are in the same pasture as the sheep and goats), the goats surrendered but the sheep attacked them back and now the geese leave them alone haha! they did try to attack the youngest sheep when she arrived, but the other sheep protected her.

i do think that the way an animal is kept will heavily influence its behaviour, but they are some traits that seem to appear a lot. i do think that goats have more chaotic/jackass potential than sheep, but that doesnt mean all goats are like that, same goes with sheep being simpler creatures. animals are strange sometimes. the little goat that recently gave birth, lila, was found with a male goat, left alone on a field with nothing to eat and no water. the male is still scared of humans, they most likely never had real positive interactions with humans, but lila is the most friendly goat, she acts almost like a dog,demanding to be pet and all. the sheep that arrived recently (shes called merry), despite having been heavily traumatized (her skull was almost fractured by the hits she received, she was living in a place with no food and water), is really sweet and you can see, apparently (i havent seen her yet), that she wants to trust humans again.

[jeanbeaux]

aw thank u for the tag nona bubs <3 beyond the read more lies the tale of aman & eren i hope yall enjoy

How long has your self ship been together?

officially? 6 months, have we been on and off benefits for a year and a half prior to that? legally, I dont have to answer that

How did you two get together?

ill spare you the 100k enemies to fwb to enemies to lovers fanfic i have about this with its short form — eren jaeger got on my nerves in college. nothing made me happier when i finally graduated and never saw his face again until a year later night i ended up going out clubbing to celebrate a friends promotion and he ended up being the guy i went home with. turns out the people were right; we did just need to fuck out our feelings, and a one night stand turned into two till it was it was a pretty consistent agreement that we would fuck up with our miscommunication and make up for by getting lil feral. he eventually spits it out that he’s tired of dancing around that we have other feelings for each other and that’s how the official romance began.

If you could pick a date for your anniversary when would it be?

I feel like it would be the start of summer — Eren’s the kinda love that burns bright, and something about the June heat makes it a perfect metaphor for that.

Who said I love you first?

Him lmfao. He let it slip when we got into another argument about our fwb situation and everything froze, including him. He didnt let that phase him and just doubled down by repeating the fact.

Ideal date with self ship?

Drives with no destination. This man’s one of those people that just looks sexy when he drives, and hes always resting a hand on my thigh with one hand on the wheel. Whether its morning or evening man is always down for a spontaneous road trip, where we just chat as our spotify playlist just plays in the background.

Favorite thing your self ship would do for you?

Eren Jaeger is one enthusiast screw up, so my favorite thing he would do for me is the fact that he never stops trying to do things for me even when they fail. He’s the type to try making a cake for me but burn it, but that doesn’t stop him from trying again to make shrimp scampi for an at home date. He never gives up on trying to make sure he can hone that one boyfriendable skill, he knows hes not naturally domestic like Jean would be and its almost adorable to see how he doesnt realize his tenacity is lovable as is.

Morning routine with self ship?

this clingy mf would never let me leave for at least an hour after we get up. either by insisting we recreate the night before or cuddle me (hold me hostage in his arms). when i do get him off its that lazy shared domesticity because we arent the brightest people in the morning— teeth brushing in silence, wordless communication in the kitchen as we made breakfast, me resting my head on his shoulder as i sipped my coffee. if its the weekend we watch cartoons after bc we are children.

Would you guys get married and have kids?

Much to Carla’s chagrin, Eren and I elope, committing to a very stupid but worth it idea we had when we were drunk the night before. She makes us hold a ceremony a year after we elope. The kids were accidents, but as Bob Ross says, they are happy mistakes. (Or whatever he said)

Song lyrics/quote that describes your self ship?

“Now you’re lost, lost in the heat of it all, Girl you know you’re lost in the thrill of it all.” — Lost by Frank Ocean

Favorite head cannon of you and your self ship?

Eren and I try to see who can do each other’s hair better at least once a week.

whew! If u have made it to the end i love u.

tagging: whoever else wants to do this!!

starting a new tag game besties !! let’s learn about your selfships and fictional ones!!!

we’ll do the relationship tag!!! there’s a few questions so feel free to go all out and gush about your selfship baby, be self indulgent!! this might get long so imma put it under the read more but anyone can join, have fun n tag your mooties uwu!! i’ll go first <3

how long have you and your selfship been together? - a year !! going strong best friends !!!

how did you guys get together? - good old frenemies to lovers best friends, katsuki probably didn’t like my attitude but had a raging romantic boner for me, someone must have had to point it out that he liked me to him n it was also probably me who knows. we became friends first, then dated.

if you could pick a date for your anniversary, what would it be and why? - i’ve said this before but the 28th of april, it’s katsuki’s birthday month and then a whole month before my own birthday <3

who said i love you first? - myself, katsuki is emotionally constipated and struggles with his words, but we got there eventually.

ideal/go to date with your selfship - im more of a stay at home girl so we’d probably watch the reality tv shows on Netflix while we cook different courses for one another. e.g. i cook starters, katsuki on main, both of us baking dessert!! or we’d just go for a drive to his favourite cliff point and have a starlit picnic.

favourite thing your selfship would do for you - katsuki would remind me to take care of myself, sending little texts throughout the day like “drink water stupid.” “eat something shitty woman.” yeah 🥺

what does your morning routine together look like? - he wakes up before me and goes for a run, comes back and we shower together :(( we’ll cook breakfast together as well and walk each other to campus/work <3

would you guys get married/have kids? - yes, 100% katsuki is a literal softie who i can confirm wants children and will raise a pack of wolves !!! i think we would be married before then!!

song lyric/quote that summarises your relationship - “when i take a look at my life, and all of my crimes, you’re the only thing that i think i got right.” - lover of mine, 5sos.

your favourite headcanon you have of you and your selfship - we both go for boba on days when we’re really tired and stressed, every time we do we aim to try a different flavour of boba than last time. katsuki really likes either the caramel or the matcha !!!

tagging a few people to get the ball rolling ehehe!! i hope you don’t mind: @bakugous-trauma @husband-to-tomura-shigaraki @greenchild @p-ssyfaery @pinkkento @sightoru @dollfacedbunny @angelamajiki @honeykeigo @m-mortimer @minninugget @sendhelpimstupid @jirou-s @shiggysvixen @kansroji @doinmybesthere @bummie @ozzy-bozzy

[babyprime]

whirlybirb replied to your post “ive got Many ghoul headcanons if anyones interested hmu”

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so my biggest thing is that its ALWAYS bugged me that the whole feral ghoul thing was never really explained? a lot of people seem to think its inevitable for EVERY ghoul and that its just a matter of time but like. you meet SO many pre-war ghouls? in fact id honestly go ahead and say that at least in fo4 in particular MOST of the ghoul npcs u meet are at least 200 years old. meanwhile, theres hundreds of ferals. that would either mean that its possible for ANYONE to be a feral ghoul and that theyre being made all the time or that it takes ~200 years for it to happen, and that there were thousands and thousands of ghoul survivors at the start of the war.

honestly i have two problems with the second one. first, i cant walk two goddamn feet in certain areas without having to shoot one. if they had BEEN around, there’d be no humans fuckin left by this point, and besides, theyre so easy to kill that a group of raiders could easily clear an area of them in like an hour, which would quickly turn into feral ghouls just Not Being A Problem if it took THAT long to turn. second, none of the pre-war ghouls that we meet seem to be too terribly worried about it? i mean you’d think theyd realize that they have maybe a few decades left before theyre gnawing on people’s ankles and shit? like you would think there would be SOMETHING to suggest that, if not in ALL games then in one of them. but hey! todd’s disappointed me before.

personally, i think that the difference between feral ghouls and regular ghouls is the amount of radiation exposure on turning. like, if you fucking lept into a vat of nuclear nonsense, you would NOT be coming out a regular ghoul, you would turn feral roamer AT BEST (probably glowing one). or POSSIBLY over a long period of time. like ok, for example, those feral ghouls on the big dig quest? they were underground with a bunch of toxic waste and shit for probably hundreds of years, so clearly it’d fry their brains. at the same time, bobbi seemed p cool with being down there and it seems like theyre resistant to radiation overall, so it would have to be YEARS and years of seriously intense radiation i guess, not just ‘oops i swam in irradiated water a few times’

another h/c that i cannot fucking believe i have to even acknowlege but fanfic has really ruined my goddamn life over it but i doubt contact with ghouls that arent Glowing Ones would turn anyone into a ghoul like i dont think its contagious after a certain point. literally some guy in fo nv is a Certified Ghoul Fucker so like basically what im saying is u too can fuck ghouls, free of consequence