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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

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Why are all cafes nowadays so open, white and sterile like they don't want me to come in? maybe it's just me, but it screams "get your food and leave and never come back"

like... If I'm going to a Cafe, I want it to feel like I can sit and enjoy the atmosphere for a few hours, not like I'm being monitored in a hospital room every time I sip my coffee too loud

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Thinking again about the best furry telegram sticker

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something something the prettiest boys in northern thedas

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More older Kieran!! He’s still figuring things out 🥹

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All of the title cards for each chapter of the fanfiction that I wrote about Wyll. The story is as long as a novel and took me 5 months to write.

It had been seven years since his father had seen him. Wyll had grown so much since then, his silhouette taller, his shoulders broader, his stance more sure — and now, his head was heavy with horns. Counsellor Florrick’s words still rang in his ears — “By the Maimed God, what’s become of you?” 

(Plus two bonus illustrations)

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he’s getting that wide Devon Rex head!

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job

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Whatever, I hope your male fave marries a woman

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i havent seen anyone mention no nut november even as a joke or to mock the concept. its just out of question rn. no time for that. everyones like yeahh well at least i can still get a nut off nobody can take that away from me

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i think that, perhaps, leading your anti-suicide psa by implicitly calling suicidal people selfish fucks who don't care about the people who love them, may not be an optimal approach,

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taking a bottle of water everywhere with me so i can hydrate, and a bag of sand in case i hydrate too much

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Only in Istanbul 🐈