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Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home
Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|
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I bet Spite make Lucanis impulse thoughts even stronger like: "Touch Rook massive man tits!"
yeah 😔
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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl
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You can't get away with your treat lies Davrin 🍬
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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
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I’m visiting my friend right now in her 18th century home she’s restoring where the lights don’t work in one part of the house, creeping to the bathroom like some sort of haunt, feeling for the walls with rising dread, utterly lost in the perfect darkness, like Jonathan Harker in Dracula’s castle, if Jonathan Harker were the sort of person to trip and stand there cringing in the night as his can of trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice bangs all the way down the oaken staircase, one step at a time, the cacophony of a freight train, and then proceed to practically crawl through the remaining dark to the bathroom for a washcloth, to wipe up the trader joe’s sparkling rhubarb-strawberry juice before it can soak into the wood floor, with the fevered terror of lady macbeth hallucinating blood on her hands
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Christmas Reminders (Autism Edition)
I CAN Network Ltd
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mrs Vee and Mrs Vee’s followers, what is another way to say, basically, “i’m so horny for you”. I’ve been dating my gf for a few months and i want to express how fucking into them i am. the only way i know how to express that is to say “you drive me crazy” but that now feels like an understatement. how else can i get this point across while still sounding sexy????
anon anything you say that goes beyond "I'm so horny for you/you drive me crazy" is going to sound a little loony tunes and u just gotta be okay with this. like it can still sound sexy but it will also be varying levels of silly depending on how unhinged u get with it. here are some ways i have expressed just how into something I am:
"my pussy is barking"
"my pussy is going into cardiac arrest"
"this is so hot it's giving me phantom cock pains"
"i would drag my nuts through broken glass just to get a whiff"
"this is top shelf jerk off material"
"need him/her so much I feel like an omega in heat"
"⭕💢⭕💢⭕💢" (emojis meant to represent my pussy clenching)
"maybe freud was right"
"I need to gut you open and crawl inside you" (said directly to mr vee)
good luck 🫡 and followers please feel free to add anything in the comments to help anon out :3
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the way these two are literally married its kinda crazy actually!
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fenrisbela comm :-)
grab yours here ✌
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People need hope. Look up.
The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves.
Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn.
#YES#look ill say it. ill speak from the heart. mr witcher was too chad for the role.#ive been saying it since his casting#hes not himbo babygirl enough for clark#if i cant imagine him tearing up over a video of a puppy playing outside hes not clark enough
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