#you coward

[pastasuccubus]

I love her and she's beautiful

my cats so fuckin ugly she looks like the oblivion khajiit

[landrinha]

do it them, if you are so brave

[heliophaestus]

he would NOT have a defined jawline.

[federthenotsogreat]

Reclusa trying to not be a coward and face me in battle instead of spamming me with mini games and becoming a giant tree all while wasting my time and destroying my will to live challenge: impossible

[ancient-sodapop-lich]

@jelloapocalypse Giovanni calls Trixie “shortsnacks” in Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic (buyyourbook), was this an intentional reference or (much more likely) a very weird coincidence?

P.S., explain this one:

[somos-deseos]

ya lo decía yo, eres una gorda

R: Y usted un (a) cobarde y mucho menos presta atención.

[dybalassunshine]

Letter to Pep

Hey Pep,

So I tried my best to hold these words close to my heart but I think it's time. It's time to tell you. Please forgive me but BITCH WTF IS YOU? HERE'S MESSI'S NUMBER:

1800-CALL YOUR FAVORITE CHILD BACK - 10

YOU BETTER CALL HIM TO MAN CITY OR I'LL START MANIFESTING YOUR DOWNFALL.

Yours Truly

A suffering Leo stan.

[bunfloras]

BOOOOO PHIL BOOOOOO

[sennyside]

FACE ME IN COMBAT, STEVEN MOFFAT

[justeliiijah]

I don't follow ur blog anymore and it always scares me when I see u reblogging from me. Ur entering my cave and grabbing the rats that scamper at you

why the fuck don’t you follow my blog anymore bitch

[alwayscryingoverdannyb]

@ noel gallagher: release Step Out with liam’s vocals you coward

[kbmrkibblez]

Weeeee did a thing

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[naive-petals]

@theothervonkarmagirl

“Hey girl. Did Clara treat you well?” Having been found Caeldori gently rubs Caedas neck as she examined over the pegasus. “I wish I was allowed back at the castle. I’d make you one of the treats you love so much.”

[skautism]

what the HELL is this modern pop cover of in the end my uber driver is playing