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JJ. ATE. HIM. THE. FUCK. UP.
That's my baby | cm 17x10
#she was so hot when her voice went low holy shit#jj i love you with my whole heart#I was kicking and screaming this whole scene#criminal minds#criminal minds evolution#jennifer jareau#jj#aj cook#jj jareau#tyler green#elias voit#cm evolution#cm 17x10#criminal minds gif#criminal minds quotes#criminalmindsedit#criminal minds women#criminalminds#cm edit#cm gif#cm women#cmedit#my post#jemily#emily prentiss#paget brewster#lgbt
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drake: haha i’m gonna diss kendrick
kendrick lamar’s honest to god reaction:
#kendrick lamar#drake#drake diss#kendrick diss#kendrick#meet the grahams#like…wow#dude i don’t even listen to either of these guys but wow kendrick cooked#if i were drake i would simply move away to a deserted island and never show my face again#how do you live a normal life after that#“fuck a rap battle he should die so all these women can live with a purpose HOLY SHIT#BRO HES ALREADY DEAD 😭😭#i know kendrick had these saved on his computer for sooooo fucking long#like absolutely desiccating this man#anyways i hope megan thee stallion is eating good tonight
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"i'm normal about the ghastly market scene" I say lying as if I haven't been thinking about Lambeth, tied to a throne, listening to someone go on about all the horrible things that could be done to her as they try to put a price on her, looking up at the ceiling, hoping to see it fall just to see the stars and get some form of a comfort from them as she always had before.
#nevermoor#nevermoor series#wundersmith#wundersmith: the calling of morrigan crow#lambeth amara#JESSICA TOWNSEND WHAT WERE YOU COOKING WITH IN THIS SCENE IN A MIDDLE SCHOOL BOOK#WHY ARE CHILDREN NEARLY BEING SOLD HOLY SHIT#/pos#anyways I think Israfel. Cadence and Lambeth should come together to burn the clothes they were forced into
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She Loves To Cook and She Loves to Eat: I can't summarize my love for it sufficiently
A while ago, I asked @lurkingshan for Japanese QL recs, and Tsukutabe was her first rec. And while I'm finally watching this significantly later than I expected to, I'm so glad I did. I watched both seasons as a whole, which turned out to be a good idea because while season one was good, season two was excellent.
I think, going into this show I expected it to be a simple, domestic show that was pretty much all fluff. And while it was all those things, it was so much more too. It's got a lot of hidden depth to it, particularly in terms of how mature and real it is.
Tsukutabe is many things, but at its core, it is a show about people being kind. It's about people receiving kindness and being kind to others in turn. From inviting someone to a home cooked meal to volunteering to cover overtime work, the characters in this show exemplify how much change you can bring by simply being kind. It's something that fills you with warm, fuzzy feelings as you watch.
It's also a show about healing. We get to see people who have very different relationships with food heal and develop them as the show progresses. One thing I loved about this show was that it consistently treated everyone's problems as equal, never downplaying any of them. Nagumo and Kasuga's problems and relationships with food are fundamentally opposing, but are also equal in that they are two sides of the same coin, and are treated as such. I nearly wept tears of joy at the balcony scene with Kasuga and Nagumo, which was absolutely beautifully handled.
The show delving into the pressures of family and society in regards to marriage hit extremely close to home in the best way possible. I really appreciated the realistic and relatable portrayal of people's views on marriage, in particular how the show delved into the relationships queer people have with marriage. The depiction of the common belief that queer relationships are less likely to last was also extremely familiar. My mother, who is more liberal than most Indians, once told me that an Indian lesbian she talked to said the problem with being gay in India is that, due to gay marriage not being legal, there is very little commitment in gay relationships. While I'm still slightly unsure of whether this was true, the point stands that this is a fairly prevalent belief amongst Asians who don't grab pitchforks and torches upon hearing the word gay. I really, really enjoyed how realistic this show is in this regard, because it made me feel so seen.
Kasuga and Nomoto's relationship was adorable. Watching them figure out their deeper feelings for one another, stumble into a confession and then figure out how to be in a relationship was delightful. I was extremely pleased that there was little to no miscommunication, and that both of them acted like mature adults with decent communication skills (what a surprise!). And finally, they had an excellent dynamic that felt very real.
Another thing I absolutely adored was how much focus this show gave to the food, to the point where it was practically the third lead. I mean, I'm sure that it's to be expected from a show called she loves to cook and she loves to eat, but I still found myself genuinely surprised by the amount of attention that was given to the food in the show. Whenever food was cooked and eaten, we were presented with generous shots of both, which, as a lover of both cooking and eating, I greatly appreciated.
This show is amazing in many areas; the food, Kasuga and Namoto's slowly blossoming relationship, and the fantastic explorations of relationships with food. But, what really stole the show for me was the supporting cast. Each character that they introduced was someone who was at a different place in their life, with a different perspective that they brought with them. And, most importantly, as I mentioned before, they were so kind. The interactions between most of the characters were incredibly wholesome, and the story did an amazing job of showing us as much about the supporting characters as it could in the limited screen time they had.
Not only was Sayama a consistent, reliable support and voice of reason to Namoto, she had her own issues that she regularly discussed with Namoto, because that's what friends do. Too often in QL do friends of the main characters seem to only exist to listen to their problems, provide (typically questionable) advice and further the plot. I loved how the story subtly showed us how marriage pressure affect Sayama as well, who seems to be searching for a boyfriend only because that is what society expects of her, which is likely the reason she cannot find anyone. Kasuga's coworker had a wonderful mini arc of her own, and despite nearly all of it occurring offscreen, what little we got was absolutely brilliant. The scene wherein she and Kasuga talked about having to care for elders has to be one of my favourites in the entire show. In this, she was probably one of the first elders to ever encourage Kasuga to act with her own wellbeing in mind. Similarly, Kasuga was likely one of the first people to tell her to do what makes her happy. The fact that they are, in way, speaking in place of each other's loved ones only makes this moment even more of a tearjerker. The final scene wherein we see her looking for a job was delightful; it was the perfect conclusion to her story. Yako perfectly embodied the older, experienced queer and I loved her so much. It's clear that she's not had an easy time being a lesbian and asexual, but she overcame the challenges and came out smiling. Although I do wish that the show had explored her asexuality more, and perhaps even expanded on her story, I also understand that time constraints wouldn't have allowed for it; and besides, there's a certain poignancy to the conclusion she got. Honestly though, I'd absolutely love to see a spinoff based on Yako's story, exploring the hurdles she's overcome and maybe even seeing her find love (season 3 anyone?). As for Nagumo, I don't think I even need to say anything. She had a wonderful arc that was extremely well written, and by the end of the story she had blossomed into a better version of herself. I also loved her friendship with Kasuga, how the two of them grew closer over time and helped each other with their respective problems. The wide range of characters helped emphasize the show's message of how everyone is different, and how it is these differences that make our world a better place. Even Nomoto's coworker is an example of this, as someone who seems to have little to no interest in romance, who doesn't hesitate to take up the overtime work so that the two girls can enjoy Valentine's Day. (I'm headcanoning him as aroace and you can pry this from my cold, dead hands).
Found family is a trope I adore, and this show has to be one of the most beautiful executions of this trope I've ever seen. Watching Namoto and Kasuga build a little family for themselves—one that accepts everyone as they are—was a very healing experience.
Another thing I really liked about this show is how realistically conflict was handled. On the most part, the show did not antagonize characters. The man who told Kasuga to drink beer is treated as simply an annoying person one stumbled across (a common occurrence), the cooks at the restaurant make an effort by offering different sizes of rice portions after serving Kasuga a smaller portion due to her gender and both Nomoto and Kasuga acknowledge that it was not the real estate agent's fault for mistaking them to be friends. Nomoto's mother is slightly overbearing and conservative, but she clearly cares for Nomoto, something that hit very close to hom. I appreciated that the show portrayed this so well. Most people are not evil and out to get you, they're just people living their own lives based upon the beliefs they've built up over the course of their life, and most of the time it is not worth our time to get worked up over it.
Meanwhile, Kasuga's father is perhaps the only actual antagonist of the story. I really liked how this plotline was handled because of how real it felt. The show plays out exactly according to the actual thought process someone would have in a situation like this, in particular an asian; that our parents are products of their time and that while we wouldn't condemn them for their actions, the same does not make us responsible for dealing with them either. Side note while I'm on this, I was also very happy that the show did not compare Nomoto and Kasuga's different methods of dealing with family, because not only were they in different situations, the show also seems to emphasize that neither choice is wrong, and that it is up to each individual to choose their own path. Going back to what I said about being glad that the show did not compare Kasuga and Nagumo's situation, this seems to develop into a theme for the show. The show is filled with different people with different lives and different perspectives, and never once does it try to compare any of them, which I find to be a beautiful message.
If there's any criticism I have of this show at all, it's only that it's probably not the best pick for a binge. The slow plot, laid-back feel and fact that each problem that arises is resolved in the same episode makes it an excellent candidate for a show you watch a few episodes of every day. Unfortunately, I placed myself in an 8 hour flight with the downloaded episodes being my only source of entertainment, so I did end up binging most of it. It's definitely not bad as a binge, I certainly enjoyed watching it, I simply feel like watching it slowly is a far better choice. All in all, this is a wonderful show. It's cozy and comforting, and it's very realistic and mature in a way that's quite refreshing. Watching it made me feel warm inside and I'm so glad I finally watched it.
#wow this is long holy shit#shan thank you so much for reccing this show i PROMISE i will get to the others soon#i hope#but yeah this show is wonderful go watch it immediately everyone#she loves to cook and she loves to eat#tsukutabe#tsukuritai onna to tabetai onna
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This might be a bit out of line but I wanted to share a little elgarook scenario that I cant get out of my head.
Picture him having her pinned down to the floor and hes doing hard, deep thrusts just so he can watch her wince.
He grabs her face to ensure eye contact and hisses "Such beautiful expressions you make, child."
She just lets out a breathy "I love you."
His cruel expression softens for just a single second, he's genuinely surprised. It's quickly replaced by mocking laughter as he picks up his pace, he's so close now.
"Oh, Lethalin, I hope you heard that.."
my reaction to reading this:
#HOLY HELL#mean mocking elgar'nan does things to me#elgar'nan#elgarook#also pls never apologize for sending me asks it's a true joy#rook getting so mind fucked she says she loves him..........good shit you cooked
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drew this in like 2 hrs after i saw primordian briar for the first time before swarm got put on the pbe and forgot to post it here whoops.. riot i need her Now......
#league of legends#league of legends fanart#briar lol#lol briar#lol fanart#briar skin#anima squad#do ppl tag that#holy shit i was so insufferable to my friends when she was first shown#ive been begging for her 2nd skin for so long#AND IT BANGS???????#huge dub for the briar fans..... (me)#and she's still pink/magenta that makes me so happy#like all my fanskins for her Must have Pink ik riot doesnt really keep signature colors for champs but pink fits her so well#in a lot of different ways... I wrote two essays about her ok......#(actually they werent solely about her they where abt character design)#(but still)#and they used a teeth motif.. you dont understand#the first ever fanskin i tried to make for her had a teeth/mouth motif (it was soul fighter btw)#they read my MIND....#AND SHES IN SWARMMMMMM#BIGGEST DUBBBBBB I LOVE PVE GAMES#also her frenzy design cooks omg#they made her a freak creature like she deserves#i have more art of her coming.... because im me#ok insane rambling done
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PVP CIV TRANS ALLEGORY???
#its not#im delusional#but something about parrots spiel bro#omg#holy shit#i cant with this fucking series#pvp civilization#pvpciv#IM GOING A LITTLE FUCKING CRAZY OVER THIS EPISODE IF YALL CANT TELL#IT WAS SO GOOD#the animation#it was so gas#evbo you keep cooking bro holy FUCKKKKK#seawatts gonna be in season 2 trust#guys trust me#(coping)#guys#guys pvp seavbo trust#trident seawatt#trust
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sell me on yiffos without using the letter E or barking
can i howl? a brain such as my own can fail to find words to fit into such a tricky condition
yiffos is a fantastic option for a distribution wholly faithful to maintaining an outward front of yiff consumption to any body looking on you with a suspicion that you, in fact, do not look at yiff on a daily basis. Running with it as an addition to your basic input/output program is as if you stay, constantly, grasping at and analyzing striking and artistic possibly pornographic crafts of all forms of anthropomorphic animals. you will find your body and mind in a vast and rich world of humanistic dogs, rats, big cats or six-foot-two bats, all of which may sport a lack of pants or bras, or both.
Anything contrary to this goal is simply a way to show off your prodigality to a passing of any particular occasion. Pragmatically, if you do no carry a wish to display a proclivity of yiff consumption to a fault is not your plan, as shown with your indication that i cannot bark, why study this distribution's utility? run along, scallywag! you will not find dissipation in your goal to troll an old and graying wolf-dog such as I! my distribution is archaic, its programs carry a proclivity for fucky, fatal flaws for a notion of unassailability typically sought from such a critical part of such a combination of silicon and algorithm such as that which is a driving topic of this ask.
anyway: awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
#in addition you will find no such symbol in my tags#holy shit that was fun as fuck#i think i cooked#BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOO#linuxposting#linux#yiffos#linuxpostingimamorataposting
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Joining XHS was a good decision because now I know a singular 16oz water bottle costs $0.25 USD in China and now I get to tell the rest of you that 1 SINGLE 16OZ WATER BOTTLE IN CHINA COSTS 25 CENTS HOLY SHIT I WISH THAT WAS US SO BAD
If Donald Trump can't get all local US water bottle brands to sell individual bottles at 25 cents in 1 month from now- I NEVER want to hear any of you motherfuckers who voted for him to speak ever again
#mun post#us politics#china has problems but damn I see why their people are generally happy#a single bottle of water can run you $1-$5 right now depending in where you live and what's avalible#xiaohongshu#little red book#tiktok ban#hey#maga#you motherfuckers aware that China have water bottles for a quarter and their McDonald's have BF sizes that are 3x our large for under $3#we could be like them but nooooooo you HOOOOES want to always be racist first- class conscious second#trump literally said on the 14th he's still gonna raise tariffs even tho we all know everything will become more expensive for us consumers#WE AREN'T JUST COOKED - WE ARE SO DEEP FRIED THAT WE'RE BURNT#dude chinese netizens are so nice too and have free health resources to explain what chemicals the FDA hasn't banned that causes obesity#like oh my god they are 10x more consumerist than us but holy shit US companies do not give us quality shit at all un comparison#also they ban quack and psuedoscience on their social media- it is so great
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i’m back again asking what nail design to try next :3 poll so that people can vote anon if they want
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#thank you báir for the genius idea of snake nails for cny holy shit#i know you were talking about your own nails but i absolutely LOVED the idea#i’m biased towards that one personally like i’m already cooking up little alterations to the design (i think i want to do my pointer and#ring finger as ‘fangs’ but in a similar enough tie in design and pattern wise#and to break up the repeated colour and pattern a little bit)#anywaysss#i liked the feedback last time bc you guys chose different to what i would have and i actually really like how they turned out#so i want to see if you guys will have me doing smth new this time again or not c:#stelle yaps#also should i post my nails here? idk i take photos sometimes but never do anything with them but maybe it’d be fun to see how#my skill develops - like i could do a back log of old ones too#hmmm maybe
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Genuinely feel so sick to my mf tummy but idk if its cause of dinner which was an autistic nightmare ( spaghetti but it was just..fucking wrong. ) or the like...10 chocolate orange sticks I had. They're super small but i was not keeping track of how many i ate cause they were such a sensory pleasure to eat :/ Or maybe its my body rebelling against taking a break idk
#i did genuinely feel nauseous eating the spaghetti#holy shit yall#flavor was fine but my sister keeps putting bell peppers in it#' youre gonna be happy i didnt break the spaghetti noodles' OKAY BUT GIRL YOU OVERCOOKED THEM SO BAD#like every bite of noodle was so#ugh#thinking about it is making me fee worse#my sister isnt that bad of a cook usually but goddamn#i might have also been more sensitive to it due to work being a fucking sensory nightmare today#idk#anyway i cant call out of work tomorrow cause i called off Thursday so hopefully i sleep it off (likely)#not a vent#i just don't feel well and this will help me document it lmao
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Me rn FOR REAL…
#like literally we got (and this is all in the span of like 10 minutes for me mind you bc I woke up and saw all this)#twst ch7#leona kingscholar#which I was expecting#but not only that#but twst ch7 CATER NEWS⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#EARLY DECEMBER⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#twst#cater diamond#holy shit#AND THATS NOT EVENT IT..#project sekai#ena5#TOO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️#LONG SIGH… I’m not going to say that we’re caycooked or anything bc no IM COOKED WHAT THE FUCK BRO-
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This is most definitely the single best Ace Attorney promo video I have ever watched.
#Holy shit it was actually hilarious#The fact that they went through all the prosecutors and labeled them as weirdos😭😭#Phoenix absolutely cooked Edgeworth💀💀#I was hoping Apollo would come on sceen just to explain his game but ig that was pretty wishful😮💨#“And what if I don't...?”#go watch it immediately if you haven't bro#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#they should've kissed at the end-
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Hope you are doing well. Here’s a doodle for you as a gift. 💝
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HOW ARE YOU GETTING LIKE THE BEST PHRASES OMG THAT SOUNDS SO FREAKING COOOLLLL?? HOLY SHIT
AND AAHHHHHH SCREAMING WRITHING IN AGONY HOW PRETTY MY GOOBERS ARE ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ THANK YOU SO MUCHHHHHH
I'm getting a bit better! just drew jack and luck kissing sloppy style, so, that's certainly a thing... maybe somewhere on the weekends y'all will get some lore art!
#holy shit the fault in our stars#HOLY SHIT ANON#FIRST THE LUCKY DAY THEN THIS#HOW ARE YOU COOKING SO HARD#ty for the ask <3#ninght rambles#tbh au stuff
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Today has been one of those "Sorry! I couldn't hear you over the texture of my socks" days.
#autistic#actually autistic#audhd#it's so embarrassing!!!#like yes i care and yes i was listening but also no i have no idea what you just said#getting diagnosed gave me permission to admit what's REALLY wrong and also do shit outside social norms to make it suck less#but it also makes me look “weird” to non autistic people (and past me who wasn't diagnosed til my 30s)#I can remember past me saying that I couldn't be autistic because I don't do [thing] (I was powering through and suffering)#It's like... I have a mild allergy to a couple foods but didn't know for YEARS so I'd eat whatever and either suffer or take benadryl#then well into adulthood one of my friends was listening and was like DUDE YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO THAT ARE YOU KIDDING ME!???#doctor had me change my diet DRASTICALLY but the constant itchiness and sore throat and stomach pain went away#but sometimes people act weird or put out when I ask questions or refuse food#sometimes people lie and say a food is safe when it's SUPER not and then I'm having an allergic reaction on the way home#my body is permanently damaged because of decades of trying to eat like everybody else#meanwhile my mental health took that hit from decades of trying to ACT like everybody else#I'm sooo much happier now with my safe foods and silly fidgets and good textures AND I can live an active life!#but sometimes people give me funny looks when I ask for the grill to be cleaned or don't like a new shirt because it makes me anxious#hell the other day a dude gave me a weird look (and I overheard shit they said) because I HAPPY STIMMED at Hot Topic (Hazbin merch)#meanwhile my friends love my stimming because its the “Jamie barometer”#my (best friend's) mom says the biggest compliment to her cooking is when she can hear me foot tapping under the table#so... yeah#a diagnosis is permission to be me and have a better life at the cost of dealing with assholes because I'm not masking or lying anymore#bluewind talks#holy journal entry batman!#did NOT intend the tags to turn into... whatever the fuck this is XD#but if for some reason you read this far? I hope you found something in it that made you think or made you smile (if not hi anyway! ^_^)
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hi just thought everyone would want to know. I think I just made the all time best potatoes anyone has ever made ever. just wanted to share
#boil some russet potatoes in salt water until they’re fork soft#meanwhile heat olive oil in skillet and cook minced garlic and crushed coriander until fragrant#add chili paste to that#smash potatoes until chunky. add olive oil mix#taste. add more olive oil and salt and black pepper. stir stir stir. add some lemon zest and a few squeezes of lime juice#stir more. taste. add a shit ton of this specific seasoning blend from where I work#which consists of garlic powder salt and like. Rosemary basil and I don’t rmemeber what else. think like Italian seasoning#but heavy on the garlic and also it has red pepper flakes in it#taste. adjust seasoning levels as needed. taste a little more bc oh my god#put away for dinner tomorrow but taste a couple more times before you stick it in the fridge bc Oh My God#I don’t even LIKE potatoes very much. like they’re fine but Holy Shit
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