#you can't steal my heart

[pharawee]

—JOHAN X NORTH · FOUREVER YOU · Episode 6

[benevolenterrancy]

Hi I have caught up to you on having feelings about Zhuzhi-Lang. He's a good boy! 🥺 Good snake boy! 🥺 I had the thought, after Zhuzhi let SQQ leave after SQQ yelled at him... what if they Stole Him. What if.

(Also have you read/been recommended anything by corduroyserpent yet? Big writer of Zhuzhi-Lang fics, including a very cute de-aged Zhuzhi-Lang and some zhushen)

Justifications of bride-stealing!

(AND HE'S THE BEST BOY 😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, SO MUCH!! have some further au thoughts because this has contaminated my brain...)

What I think would actually happen if they stole SQQ? Absolutely nothing good for anyone, LBH would Lose His Fucking Mind xD as a more interesting answer though, I like the idea that Shen "Pedantic Nitpicky Asshole" Qingqiu's primary point of argument is that he is not a bride so he cannot be "bridenapped" regardless of demonic tradition or intention!

This eventually leads to them all completely avoiding the Maigu Ridge incident because TLJ realizes that, somehow, SQQ doesn't realize the depths of his son's feelings for him and decides to put all his efforts into being a wingman for his nephew instead because he finds the entire thing absolutely hilarious and rather satisfying after his own sad romance. Obviously someone like SQQ would do much better with his good, loyal nephew than the disappointing offspring of that disastrous relationship!

As for ZZL he just has to assume that LBH must not be treating SQQ anywhere near the way he should be (and like... he isn't wrong at this point, there is a non-zero amount of torture and terror going on here) if SQQ doesn't see himself as being tied to LBH in any way. And if he's not attached to LBH then there's absolutely no reason he shouldn't make his own efforts to seduce SQQ! After all, if LBH isn't valuing SQQ properly then obviously ZZL has to step up because someone as kind as SQQ deserves the best!!!

[srnileforme]

“All of this was done by Joke. He said he wanted to make amends for making you sad.”

JACK & JOKER (2024) | EPISODE 4

[morelikesin]

🐶 Y'know, I fall in love with you all over again when we go on dates like this, Max.

🐰 You're getting a pass for that awful pun because you're the prettiest thing this side a' the world, Sam.

🐶 What can I say? I'm as corny as Kansas in August.

🐰 And as normal as blueberry pie.

[witchzvamp]

rose sweetie i will hold your hand while i tell you this, but do you remember the first time you saw/met jack? do you remember him basically making heart eyes at another man? you remember him ignoring you? that was kind of stupid? yeah, could have saved him a lot of time? yes, definitely! but do you remember? so i guess he's gay, but he could totally be bi, obviously, but he's definitely in love with a man (has been for a while, he just doesn't know)

[yeonbam]

I knew yinwar would go to SERVICE with that kiss scene but I did not think it would be THIS good like wow y'all rly used that homoerotic tension in all your irl interractions to project it into THE perfect characters in THE perfect plot about uncovering disguises and then go ham on the confession scene with a "game", another disguise. and once it's game over, once both of you have heard exactly what you wanted to, that perfect hungry, desperate kiss between two people who have always been afriad to dream and get what they really want.... godddd I'm so glad for the discovery of modern technology and the evolution of acting and all gay activists and yinwar who let me witness this scene today. life was changed, I was changed.. I am no longer the person I was 1 hour 14 minutes ago

[mslanna]

Working hard on my first selfpub. Made a test paperback to see how it turns out. Put a lil something for me on the back. This is so much work. I deserve a lil treat.

WATCH THIS SPACE!!! (I guess. Or not. I'll announce the thing. Early next year, methinks.)

[scuddle-bubble101]

I swear this had something informal or good on it- oh! YEAH NOW I REMEMBER-

[aangelicano]

ahem.. I have a small thing I would like for you to see. and was wondering if you might like to listen to it?

stop this is such a lovely playlist omg?? the songs fit the vibe perfectly, a masquerade ball on a full moon, dancing across fine china porcelain esque floors, champagne glasses and secret lovers... thank you for sharing it with me! <3 this gives me a world of ideas for a fantasy rottmnt royal au

[greeneyed-thestral]

[srnileforme]

“Jack, go save Joke. Why? Joke got taken away.”

JACK & JOKER (2024) | EPISODE 11

[theflagscene]

Breaking Hearts Is Getting Old by Munn is literally the perfect Joke song, it might as well as be his theme song. Especially post episode ten, he hates himself and thinks he's ruined everyone's lives, not just Jack's. I stg, every time it comes on my playlist, I'm just like; dammit, don't think of Joke and cry!

If only I knew how to make fanvids, cause I cannot get it out of my mind, seriously.

[phantajam]

my hot take about descendants is that NONE of the core four were ready for a relationship until maybe like, the third movie (rant in tags)

[warningstandbygo]

I watched Campaign 2, Episode 97 for the first time today and holy Wildmother, I knew the broadest of broad strokes of what the two (2) big things that happened in this episode were but absolutely no context or specifics or anything and then I watched it and I have been absolutely feral ever since.

Like I was in my kitchen in the middle of washing dishes and Fix You came on my music randomly and I almost started crying save me from myself.

Anyway Liam O'Brien just out here assassinating my feelings as per usual nothing to see here

[eegasleega-will-change-this-l8r]

dying over her btw

[howthesleeplesswander]

“Everyone should have a dream, even a pathetically unrealistic one.“ // @Baizhu (tho i can... almost guarantee he probably isn't talking about Baizhu specifically— almost uvu;)

Teen Wolf Season 1 Sentence Starters || Accepting! || @greedbent

((i mEAN EVEN IF HE WAS, IT WOULD BE VALID X'D and Baizhu is well aware of that alsdfksj bUT B3c he's amused regardless))

At first the doctor merely hummed, offering passive agreement in the midst of rearranging one of the pharmacy's shelves to hold new stock. But after a few beats of silence, his response flowed buoyant and playful, "I don't think I've ever heard that much optimism from you before. I'm a little impressed—unless, of course, that was meant as a less-than-subtle jab at me."

Most rational, Celestia-fearing people of Teyvat would call the search for immortality as 'unrealistic' as one could get. But such people were closed-minded; confined within the known and narrow by a frankly concerning amount of complacency.

While he'd never known Kaz to harbor any fondness for the norms of the world (societal, legal...take your pick), Baizhu did wonder if he thought his personal quest was far-fetched to the point of foolishness. He wouldn't take offense, even if so. Someday he'd have to ask.

"Regardless, surely you must realize a statement like that begs an obvious question." Here Baizhu paused in his work to toss a curious glance over his shoulder. "Does 'everyone' include you, as well?"