#you can't change my mind about that

[rayshippouuchiha]

Rayray imagine a Modern AU scenario where Menma exists and Naruto is estranged from his family and finally agree to go to a semi-formal dinner with longtime family friends the Uchihas and Naruto when he was young was really jealous of how Menma and Sasuke were friends and Sasuke won't give him the time of day which culminates in a falling out between them but as he's older he's come to terms with it all and living his best independent life so all he's worried about is a painfully awkward dinner but then Sasuke's grandfather walks in and Naruto recognizes him as that guy who he rode like hell for an entire weekend straight and he makes eye contact with Uchiha Madara and knew that awkwardness isn't the only things he'll have to suffer through and his family has no idea that Naruto likes to ride older men to oblivion and there's actually a support group of them who are ruined for sex now that they had the blond sunshine so how do you tell your estranged family that you have a harem of morally gray, dangerous older men pursuing you in a collective effort and your son's friend's grandfather might be one of them and is Itachi flirting with him?

Look no no I love this so much. I am here for black sheep of the Uzumaki-Namikaze Clan Naruto who struck out on his own to do something random like write children's books or fucking paint or something and he accidentally becomes wildly successful (maybe under a penname or something) and he agrees to come to this sure to be godsawful dinner just because, only to find out that he's absolutely fucked 75% of the dinner guests in attendance. He's slept with everyone at this table except for his actual family and, of course, Sasuke.

Naruto's S W E A T I N G because how the fuck didn't he realize they were all related to each other and to The Bastard specifically???

[spacedace]

Lois felt herself smile, fondness curling in her chest as she gave Titus a final pat and stood up to creep off to the kitchen while Sunny - or, Elle, rather it seemed - finished getting dressed. She still had a thousand and one questions as to just what was going on, why her son had hidden his significant other, and what exactly he was doing with Damian if he wasn’t actually dating his best friend - because she knew her son was in love with the youngest Wayne, and she was familiar enough with understanding emotionally constipated Bat to know that those feelings were returned - chief among those questions.

It was as she started the electric kettle for some tea and helped herself to the offered Sachima that the front door of the apartment splintered open and a heavily armed group of private guns came storming in.

Ah, right. The pharmaceutical company trying to hunt her down. She’d forgotten about them.

[kuschelkissen]

Okay, I think I can finally share this.

Thank you @polyshipweek for the OT3 drawing challenge! It was a lot of fun.

The background is a nightmare of perspective and I'm still not happy with my choice of colour for the stairs, buuuut... I don't hate it anymore.

Let's just pretend that they're at a pool party and nobody told them that it's a pool party. Or they're shy. Idk. 😅

Reference:

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

[ceaselessims]

the fact that martin blackwood haters exist is so confusing to me like he's a bitch who moans and complains but also sets fire to things for fun and successfully manipulates avatars and gets jealous about the avatar of death waking up his boyfriend up from a coma and is both jon's staunchest defender and not afraid to call out jon's bullshit

[moonieee]

MXTX couples as Chappell Roan song: wangxian as Red Wine Supernova ˚⊹♡ I don't need to explain myself furthermore. Made this for a reel, check it out on my insta 🫶

[ineed-to-sleep]

Some sketches I did to try to get a feel for what I want my Rook to look like 🤔

[thebrainrotsreal]

EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.

[disgurrr]

Maybe I'm too into the Everlark Kool-Aid, but I really don't see Katniss marrying anyone other than Peeta. Why? Because of the bread. The bread that gave her so much hope and changed her in such a profound way. I 100% believe that if she married Gale or someone else, she would inevitably think of Peeta when she and her husband-to-be burn bread. She will be reminded of that day. The day that Peeta became the boy with the bread. And everything will just feel wrong. Idk, maybe she'll be the run away bride in that world, searching for him. And Peeta will always be there, hoping and waiting for her.

[kerizaret]

The Baking Incident

Bonus:

[sskk-manifesto]

Bungou Stray Dogs: Dead Apple and how “ability users” (opposite to “normal people”) learning to accept themselves through the acceptance of their own abilities is a queer metaphor of acceptance of own's sexual orientation and gender: an essay by me

[noahl-art]

Dewdrop sleeping with his Baphomet plushie 🥺

[lizzybeeee]

Inquisitor: "Is there any way Solas can be reasoned with?"

Me after Solas has killed Varric, used blood magic on me, trapped me in the fade, created the blight, made the titans tranquil/fucked with the dwarves, started the chain of events that led to Southern Thedas being destroyed, and stealing all my good gear from Inquisition:

[pep-rambles]

Lucifer is a Swiftie headcanons because I kin this man so much I am projecting my other hyperfixations on him

But also I mean c'mon,

Look at him

yes there is RadioApple in this

-It probably started from Charlie. When she was in high school (post emo phase obviously) she may have enjoyed Taylor Swift (maybe Fearless got her through her senior year because I can't stop projecting) Lucifer started listening to try and have something to bond with his daughter about. But about the time Charlie kind of lost interest is about the time Lucifer doubled down on his obsession.

-He has been to basically almost every Eras concert, usually in really good seats because many a swiftie has offered to sell their soul for tickets. He said keep your soul just let him tag along.

-He is definitely an Evermore stan mostly because of relating too hard to the divorce narrative of it.

-Speaking of, Charlie has threatened to lock him out of his Spotify after catching him on the floor crying to “Champaign Problems” on repeat too many times. She never would but most definitely tried to ban him from listening to it for a month.

-She then caught him crying to “You’re Loosing Me”

-Angel Dust is most definitely  Beyhive (killer bee probably) and though initially joking that they are rivals the two men bond over their love for the two queens of pop, recommending songs and videos to each other.

-Angel is a Reputation Stan though 

-After one of Lucifer’s many tiffs with Alastor,  Charlie is expressing her frustration asking her dad why can’t they just get along and Lucifer explains that he doesn’t trust Alastor because “I think his ever-present grin is a little troubling” and is a little upset when she doesn’t get it 

-One day, Luci is sitting in the Lobby doing his work while listening to Taylor on shuffle. He’s casually minding his own business jamming out to one of her poppier love songs and Alastor wanders in commenting on the “Obnoxious trite little diddy” Lucifer doesn't even hesitate to take the bait

L: HOW DARE YOU! SHE IS A TALENTED GODDESS!! A DOWNRIGHT MUSICAL CHAMELEON! You are such a snob Alastor! Good music didn't stop getting made after your tiny little lifetime.

A: I never said it did but it's certainly not this frivolous noise!

L: Oh, you uninformed uncultured cur! She is a fucking poet!

He then proceeds to play examples for Alastor of her most creative and heart wrenching lyrics (he absolutely makes Al sit through all 10 minutes and 13 seconds of ATW) 

After all that though Lucifer will never get Alastor to admit that he finds T.S. musically talented (or that Lucifer did in fact catch Al tapping his foot a couple times)

        -Alastor does come to Lucifer, after a bit of research, admitting that though he does not find her music enjoyable, he respects her business cunning. Luci figures that's good enough. For now. 

-because I bet my non-existent Eras tour tickets that Lilith was a hater. I’ll leave it at that.

-OP works at Barnes & Noble and let me tell you there are about 80 different Taylor Swift magazines that even my swiftie ass thinks is excessive but Lucifer has every single one

-including the Taylor Swift paper dolls magazine (yes this is a real thing). He probably gets a few because he convinces Charlie to use them as a team building activity.

-He has at least 3 copies of each of the covers for the 2023 TIME Person of the Year magazine. 

-Also all cardigans. On a casual day he definitely lounges in them and has a set rotation of when to wear each one (and I am totally not gonna draw that nope)

-Well, it seems Lucifer is no longer crying to the depressing break-up songs on repeat but now he seems to be angrily listening to “Gorgeous” on repeat. Charlie asks him about it and he goes full denial mode “No no Charlie I'm not thinking of anyone specific, I've just been really into this song lately.” Everyone else in the hotel, besides Alastor, has already figured out what's going on

Alastor: If I have to hear that obnoxious noise one more time I will reduce that tiny maniac’s room to rubble as well as the abode of whatever sad sack is making him play it.

Angel: *knowing smirk* I'm gonna hold ya to that one, Antlers. 

-Al may very well hear it one more time if Lucifer uses it as his confession song (I don't fully commit to this headcanon, I just think it's funny) 

-Anyway boy’s probably in his Reputation stan Era b/c LWYMMD is like his long overdue big F-YOU to Heaven song 

btw this is NOT gonna end at these headcanons I am running with this idea like scissors.

@nunalastor

@julsiemagne

@nose-nippin-fun (I know you're not a swiftie but we talked about this so idk if you care I can un-tag you if you want)

[coffeenonsense]

personal headcanon that lae'zel teaches astarion and shadowheart the gith language so they can shittalk all the boring people in the party who hate fun (murder sprees)

[sporkandpringles]

Star Trek is so vast and self-contradictory at times I think we're all allowed one heresy from canon. My heresy is that DISCO/SNW and TOS are not the same timeline, no matter what the creators say.