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thy-valhallen · 6 months ago
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Batman finds a small child in a collapsed building and pulls them out, but when trying to hand them over to the ambulance, the kid will not let go of him, so the Dark Knight rides along in the ambulance as the EMTs desperately act like this is okay
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Batman: I'm sorry about your Pokemon shirt. What's your favorite
Child: I like Lapras
Batman: that's a good Pokemon-- I've always liked Squirtle a lot
Child: what about Zubat?? You're Batman, you need a Zubat!
Batman: I suppose there's room on my team for a Zubat-- I'll leave my Latias in the Batcave when I start fighting gym leaders
EMT who's been setting the kid's leg: ??????????
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butcherlarry · 7 months ago
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Weekly Fic Recs 67
There won't be a fic rec list next week because I will be traveling. There might also not be a fic rec list the next next week because I will be traveling again (this time for work). So, expect an extra long list middle of June :)
Padam by HaleHathNoFury (My_Trex_has_fleas) @halehathnofury - Superbat, wip. I am in love with this fic where Bruce and Clark meet while young/in college. And Clark exploring his sexuality! It's perfect! A good fic to read during Pride Month too :)
Mission: seducing Superman by Speechless_since_1998 @mylifeisfruk4ever - Superbat, wip. I'm always so happy when this fic where Battinson Bruce accidentally/on purpose seduces Superman updates. And I love the fact that Bruce keeps adopting/acquiring children and Clark finds this super attractive.
liquid courage by scarletazure - Superbat, complete. I recced this fic in a server I'm in this week, and I had to rec it here (again) too! Drunk Clark is Best Clark, especially when he confesses his love to Bruce :)
I reach out from the inside by Violet138 @violent138 - Superbat, wip. Body swap fic! Body swap fic! With angst!! I was so delighted when I saw this fic. I love how Bruce and Clark have to get used to their new bodies and powers (or lack of).
midnight rush by TheResurrectionist @frownyalfred - Batman, complete. An outsider POV fic! It's based off of this post Res made, and it is so much fun to read, especially the slow realization that Bruce is more than he seems (and the panic that follows).
Milky by SalParadiseLost @salparadiselost - Superbat, wip. I love me a good cat Bruce fic. I love me a good creature fic. I also love me a good world building fic. This fic has all of that and more!!
Patchwork Pod by KtKat9 @ktkat99 - Superbat & Batfam, wip. More of the mer Bruce fic! Poor Clark is really going through it :( If you're sad about MerMay being over, definitely give this fic a read to cheer yourself up!
Alien Twister by Speechless_since_1998 - Superbat, complete. I was giggling uncontrollably while reading this fic. SO CUTE!
A New Home by Elegitre @elegitre - Batfam, wip. An AU were Tim is in the foster system, and is going to a new foster family when his current foster parent can't take care of him anymore (I still love you Mrs. Smith, and all your cats) I like the author's note at the end of the latest chapter "you can pry 'found family' out of my cold, dead hands." I feel the same way.
Broken Bones by Elegitre - Batfam, wip. WINGFIC MY B E L O V E D. They are one of my many One True Weaknesses. Poor Tim, he is going through it.
Happy reading!
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imagine-loki · 6 years ago
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Gemini
TITLE:  Gemini CHAPTER NO./ONE SHOT: One Shot AUTHOR: faeriedelalune-blog ORIGINAL IMAGINE:Imagine what would Loki do if he found out he has a child (or children) with you and had to take care of him/her/them while you’re not around RATING: Everyone NOTES/WARNINGS: None
Pairing: LokixReader, dad!Loki, mutant!Reader
Tony stood with his arms folded across his chest staring at the three ‘idiots’ standing before him.
“I can’t believe you’re vouching for this guy, Bruce.” Tony finally said after a while.
Bruce shrugged and said, “Well, if I hadn’t seen him in action back in Asgard with my own eyes I wouldn’t be doing any of the sort either.”
“Friend Stark I assure you that my brother is here to help and repent for his sins. He even got the tesseract before Asgard was destroyed and gave it to me!” Thor said proudly as he gestured towards his raven haired brother who had his hands behind his back.
Tony raised an eyebrow at Thor, amazed that he seem to have forgotten how many times his brother betrayed him. Loki knew it won’t be easy to trust him so he nodded his head curtly towards Tony before speaking,
“I am truly sorry for what happened in New York. I have no excuse, but my loyalty now is to my brother. I assure you that my actions from here on out will not be against my King’s wishes. Please accept my apology.”
Tony was surprised to hear an apology from the man who arrogantly tried to take over Earth once, let alone feel the sincerity from his words.
Tony thought about something briefly but eventually he gave up and just shrugged, “Well whatever, you’re the guy we need right now anyway.”
“Ha! Do you hear that brother? You’re the guy they need right now!” Thor boomed happily as he shook his brother’s shoulders before it dawned on him, “Wait, need him for what?”
As if on cue, high pitched screaming came from one of the halls accompanied by soft quick pitter-patter of footsteps.
“Speaking of the little rascals.” Tony said as he started massaging his temples with his one hand.
Soon enough, two little kids, a girl and a boy, appeared from the corner running. The little black haired boy who was blue all over with eyes as red as cherries chased after the little girl whose Y/H/C soft curls bounced as she ran towards Thor’s direction.
They circled around Thor before running off again. The girl ran towards Bruce screaming in glee and hid behind him. The boy let out a giggle as he lunged towards Bruce. Suddenly, the girl stepped from behind, looking all blue with the same red eyes and a familiar mischievous smile on her face.
The boy stopped on his tracks and changed direction to go to Tony’s side as the girl began to chase the boy. However, before she could get any further, Bruce grabbed her by the collar and pulled her up, her tiny legs dangling in the air.
“Really, Tony. I’ve been gone a short while and you go and get kids??” Bruce asked wide eyed.
“Jotunn children, no less! Friend Bruce be careful not to let your skin touch hers as it may burn your hand of frostbite. No offense, brother.” Thor cautioned Bruce as Loki held up a hand to show he’s not offended.
“Oh don’t worry about it, they’ve already learned to control their temperature around other people. Being of both hot and cold heritage they have built-in thermostats.” Tony said as he held the boy’s hand in demosntration.
Loki looked at the children incredulously, amazed that there are Jotunn children in the Avengers tower.
Tony caught Loki looking at the children so he sighed and patted the boy’s shoulder. The boy immediately turned to his human form, his green eyes looking straight at Tony.
“Don’t give me that look, kiddo. Won’t work on me.” Tony then looked at the girl’s direction who was squirming under Bruce’s grip. Upon realizing Tony’s glare, the girl stopped moving and kept her head low as she changed back to what she initially looked like the first time she came into the common room running, her Y/E/C eyes still looking down at the floor.
Tony then motioned for Bruce to let go of the girl. Bruce placed the girl beside the boy who was now standing infront of Tony.
“What did your mother say about running inside the tower?” Tony asked with his hands on his hips.
“Newer wun inside the towuh.” Both children chimed, “Un-unwess it’s an emer-emegen-ememeshee.” The boy struggled to add, “In which case, wun to uncow Towii or aunt Nashasha.” The girl ended proudly.
“Right, and was there an emergency?”
Both children looked at each other before looking back at Tony.
“Yes!” they beamed in gleeful unison as they turned back to their Jotunn forms.
Tony shook his head gently but before he could further protest, both children ran to Loki, jumped up and clung to his thighs.
Bruce, Tony, and Thor panicked as they saw the glint of annoyance from Loki’s eyes. But before any one of them could move, the children yelled out,
“Daddy’s home!”
Tony sighed defeatedly, pinched the bridge of his nose, and massaged the gap between his eyebrows. Both Bruce and Thor turned to him for answers.
Loki’s annoyance switched to shock as both children started climbing up his waist. Instinctively, he reached down and took one child in each of his arm.
The children smiled at him and both wrapped their tiny little blue hands around his neck as they nuzzled their head in Loki’s hair and shoulder. For some reason Loki enjoyed it and closed his eyes, feeling content. Without warning, both children touched Loki’s face and memories flooded into his mind like a raging river.
Loki saw you and how you hid you pregnancy from him, fearing she’d get in the way of you pursuing your 'glorious purpose’. He saw you bringing his twin children to full term and finally giving birth. He saw how you took care of them and how you were able to handle the situation when the twins first turned into their Jotunn form a day after their birth. Loki witnessed how you handled everything on your own during the first few years, sometimes with a bit of help from Tony, Natasha, and sometimes T'Challa when he’s in town. When the twins were able to walk and talk you began going back to missions, and even then, you still mostly managed on your own. Until recently when a mission accidentally crossed your path with Thanos. Loki tensed up and began to shake again as he saw you soaked in crimson blood.
“Enough!” Loki howled in grief which startled both children back to their Midgardian forms and immediately let go of their father’s face.
Thor looked at his brother with sadness and remorse. Apparently, the twins were able to mentally project the same images for Bruce, Tony, and Thor to see.
“Uhh, Thor, you might want to do something about Loki.” Bruce said as he pointed at the god of mischief’s shaking frame.
“Calm down, brother.” Thor urged as he cautiously approached Loki.
Loki tried to control his anger. When his brother mentioned his idea of bringing Asgard to Midgard, Loki did not disapprove despite his reluctance. In fact, he was ecstatic to return, because no matter what hate or anger he knew he’d receive from most mortals, his Y/N will be there standing by his side; but now, even that silver lining was taken from him by the same man who caused him pain and terror.
His whole body shook with anger as the urge to destroy Thanos and everything and everyone he has crawled in every fiber of his being. Loki was already planning how he will trick Thanos into accepting him, only to betray and leave him out to bleed.
“Brother…” Thor warned, still connected to Loki’s mind by the twins.
At that moment the twins nuzzled their heads back on his shoulders and wrapped their tiny arms around his neck. Loki looked at his children who looked a lot like you and him
He realized his children must have been without their mother for quite a while now so they needed him, and he knew he needed them too. He held his children closer to him and held on tight. No one will take his children from him. They’d have to pry them out of his cold dead hands if need be.
Loki was still dangerously angry though and Thor knew that no one can calm him down, now that Y/N is…
“What? Now that Y/N is what, Thor?” Tony scoffed haughtily at the Asgardian King who was surprised that he knew his thoughts. Tony looked at Thor and said, “The kids, they’re still doing their mind connection thing.” Then he turned to Loki, “Loki you idiot, Freya and Nari weren’t done yet. You’re too emotional for your own good.” Tony let out an amused chuckle, “But who would’ve thought that only the feisty little Y/N could bring you to your knees. Some god you are.” Tony ended as he rolled his eyes.
Freya and Nari giggled and jumped down from their father’s arms. Freya tugged on Loki’s hand before jumping up to cling on his thigh again. Loki, too focused on his children to bother about what Tony just called him but made a mental note of it, reached down to carry her but she swatted her father’s hand and just clung there like a koala.
“Yeah, she likes doing that. Koala’s her favorite animal right now.” Tony said in between his attempts to supress his laugh.
Nari on the other hand approached Thor. He tugged on Thor’s hand and raised his arms demanding to be lifted, “Up, up!”, Nari said, which the god of thunder obliged.
“I suggest you stop carrying him all the time, big guy. That little bugger will not stop asking you to carry him. You’ll just tire youself out out. Come on, looks like they want to go.” Tony said before motioning for everyone to follow him.
They all went down to the basement of the tower and there, they entered a viewing room.
Natasha was inside, her arms across her chest looking through the glass. She turned around as soon as she heard the door slide close and let out a soft gasp when she saw Thor carrying Nari, and Freya clinging to Loki’s leg. She smiled when she saw the happy grin on the children’s faces.
“Is that…?” Bruce asked as he slowly walked to the viewing window.
On the other side, Y/N is lying on a bed with machines connected to her body via small tubes.
“Yeah. Luckily, Vision was able to bring her back in time but she was still critical. When all her wounds were closed up, she started forcing herself to see her twins. Multiple bones were broken plus her stitches kept re-opening because she wouldn’t stay put. Kept saying that they need her and they need to be hidden away from Thanos. She even landed a punch on Jim when he blocked the door. ” Natasha chuckled a bit as she remembered the scene before sighing, “The girl’s got fight Loki and she was ready to die protecting your kids but we need her, they need her.” Natasha looked at Freya and Nari and smiled.
“That’s why we had to put her in a drug induced coma so her body will heal properly. It’s been two months since but she still needs more time to rest.” Natasha ended.
“But these racoon kids of yours are a real handful and we really can’t stay in the tower to babysit. Not when Thanos is out there.” Tony said as he approached Thor to take Nari who was playing with his uncle’s eyepatch.
“Look reindeer games, we understand how much you want to take out Thanos but your kids need you. Sure they listen to me sometimes but you’re their father. Besides, their magic is far greater than what any of us can handle. If you go and you end up, well to put it directly, dead…” Tony paused to hand over Nari properly but the mischievous boy decided to jump to his father and climb up to Loki’s head, his legs dangling on Loki’s shoulder and his tiny hands gripping on the god of mischief’s hair.
“Huh, that kid looks better on your head than that ridiculous horned helmet of yours.” Tony commented.
Everyone in the room tried hard to suppress their laughter. Tony cleared his throat and continued, “As I was saying, if you go and end up dead, then these two will definitely be heartbroken. Also, Y/N would most likely avenge your death when she wakes up to find you dead again and for real. Let’s face it, you and Y/N may be fierce warriors but you do tend to get caught or severely injured, worse, leaving these two orphaned. So like I said…” Tony paused as he placed both hands on Loki, “Loki, as much as I hate having you here, you’re the guy we need right now.”
Loki looked down at Freya who was still clinging to his leg before reaching down to pick her up and carry her with one arm. Then he reached up to hold Nari’s hand. He carefully approached the window and once he got near, he let go of Nari’s hand and placed his hand on the window, “Rest well my love. Regain your strength and return to my side as I have done to you. I shall take care of them for now. Thanos will never get his hands on them. This I vow.”
Thor stood beside his brother and smiled as he saw small fragments of happiness in Loki’s face, and knew that once Y/N wakes, his brother will be complete.
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daemoninwhiteround2 · 5 years ago
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Do you have any Fem!Jay headcanons? I saw that there were a lot more of headcanons floating around the Jason tag so i wanted to see if you had any, they can be jaydick or anything else i just want to see your take in it
as the second eldest of four daughters, I’m legally obliged to have fem!Jay headcanons
I prefer cisflips where they keep their names, but fem!Jay’s name being Jane and her nickname Jay is growing on me
also the idea of her first reading Jane Eyre and going to her mum all ‘look mama! she’s got the same name as me!’ is just Too Cute
I personally HC Jason as bisexual and fem!Jay is also bisexual
she looks like Katy M. O’Brian on Z Nation, as can be seen in this pics: https://daemoninwhiteround2.tumblr.com/post/185012714935/kassasaurus-rex-strongorcbutch
fem!Jay wears jeans, a white tank and a leather jacket and every wlw around her (including me) instantly falls in love
only she has curly hair. you can pry Jay having curly hair from my cold, dead hands
gorgeous, strong thighs and wide hips. low body-fat count has given her a relatively flat chest.
in a ‘verse wherein everyone else is their canon genders, Babs definitely had an ‘oh no she’s hot’ moment
in a ‘verse wherein everyone has been cisflipped, fem!Dick definitely has an ‘oh no she’s hot’ moment
she was bby!Tim’s first crush
personality-wise she’s essentially the same as canon!Jay
was openly a girl as Robin, and was the target of more attempts at sexual violence than her male counterpart. got a lot of sexually violent threats and gendered insults
her Red Hood costume is designed to disguise her gender 
Joker, the Bats, and the Outlaws are probably the only people who know that RH is female. maybe also Black Mask
she pitches her voice down when she’s Red Hood and her costume/helmet also messes with her voice. think the way Arkham Knight’s voice sounds
even more protective of women and children than canon!Jay
half of her schtick as Red Hood involves control of the drug trade, the other half is control of the sex work industry
hurt a sex worker around Red Hood and she won’t kill you, but you’ll definitely live in agony for the rest of your life
didn’t have sex with Talia. did have sex with Roy & Kori during their Outlaws days. definitely had hate-sex with Dick
in fact, her relationship with Dick is more fractious than in canon. as Robin she was unfavourably compared to Robin!Dick and she believed that there was an implication that she’d never be as good as Dick because she was a weak little girl. (Bruce had a habit of benching her after fights if she got sexually explicit threats. It was his way of dealing with his worry that those threats would be carried out. Being Bruce, he didn’t explain himself properly. Or at all.)
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inimitble · 6 years ago
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ENDGAME  SPOILERS  UNDER  THE  CUT.
i  cannot  believe  that  tony  becomes  the  parent  of  four  kids:  harley,  peter,  nebula  and  morgan.      but  he’s  such  a  good  father  and  the  brief  respite  he  got  to  have,  those  five  years  where  he  was  just  tony,  husband  and  father,  means  so  much  to  me.
honestly,  after  seeing  each  other  after  so  long,  the  fact  that  steve  was  right  there  to  support  him  and  he  talked  about  how�� “he  lost  the  kid”  and  just ...  their  relationship  means  so  much  to  me.     rewinding  a  little,  i  full - blown  believe  that  steve  shaved  for  tony  and  you  can  pry  that  headcanon  from  my  cold  fingers.
if  anyone  thinks  that  tony’s  reaction  to  seeing  all  the  faces  of  the  vanished  and  everything  he  said  after  “ i  needed  you.  past tense, “  was  harsh  or  that  he  was  overreacting,  i  dare  you  imagine  doing  better.     you  just  watched  a  child  you  care  for  crumble  in  your  arms.      you  spent  days  in  a  ship,  malnourished,  fully  prepared  to  die.     and  then  you  come  back  and  the  man  who  betrayed  you  the  most  is  standing  right  there  asking  you  for  information,  somewhat  drilling  you  because  of  the  mission.      he  wasn’t  given  any  time  to  rest,  may  not  have  even  wanted  to,  but  the  fact  is,  steve  lied  to  tony  about  his  parents  and  they  hadn’t  seen  each  other  in  years  and  he  deserved  to  be  able  to  share  his  thoughts.      (  i’m  so  glad  that  my  steve  is  canon - divergent  and  doesn’t  lie  and  civil  war  happens  for  different  reasons.  )     (  but  please  believe  that  the  mcu  steve  and  my  steve  probably  feel  guilty  about  not  being  there  for  the  events  of  iron  man  3  too.  )
there  was  something  satisfying  about  seeing  thanos  get  his  head  cut  off.      and  i  have  to  say  that  nebula’s  closing  his  eyes  and  bowing  her  head  is  very  synonymous  with  how  gaea  feels  about  her  own  father.      she  understands  that  what  was  done  to  her  was  wrong,  or  at  least  is  coming  to  grips  with  it,  but  there’s  still  that  respect  and  those  feelings  of  having  wanted  to  please.    i  won’t  say  love  because,  as  gamora  said,  ‘this  isn’t  love.’
i  love  the  idea  of  steve  being  in  a  support  group,  or  leading  one.      it’s  kind  of  like  a  homage  to  sam  and  it  just  shows  that  how  caring  he  is.     he  could  have  gone  and  done  the  same  work  rhodey,  carol,  okoye,  rocket  and  nebula  were  doing,  keeping  an  eye  on  the  world  and  still  fighting.      but  instead,  he  decided  to  help  people  acclimate,  despite  his  own  guilt  and  the  fact  that  he  never  would.
seeing  nat  get  teary  about  clint  made  me  think  that  she  was  trying  to  come  to  grips  with  the  idea  of  taking  him  down  or  just  the  fact  that  she  had  been  able  to  give  him  that  hope  sooner  and  honestly,  their  friendship  gives  me  so  many  emotions.      everyone’s  did,  though  i  wish  there  had  been  more  interactions.     i  don’t  care  if  the  movie  would  have  been  longer.
fuck  me  up  with  dad!tony.      what  do  i  even  say?  he’s  a  fantastic  father,  you  can  see  it,  you  can  feel  it,  in  how  he  interacts  with  morgan  and  how  she  interacts  with  him.      his  priorities  are  his  family  and  that  will  never  be  wrong.     and  considering  what  happens  later,  he’s  not  selfish.      there’s  something  in  him  that  pushes  him  to  do  something  if  he  can  and  his  initial  reaction  is  all  too  real.      i  would  say  no  too  if  it  meant  the  possibility  of  losing  my  family.
this  may  not  be  the  post  for  this  but  i  like  the  idea  of  them  staying  for  lunch  and  not  talking  shop.      it  may  be  stilted  because  steve  and  tony  haven’t  fully  reconciled  yet  but  it’s  fine.     more  family  scenes!     more  love!
professor  hulk!     i’m  glad  we  got  to  see  them  come  together  although  i  wanted  more  concrete  reason  as  to  why  hulk  didn’t  show  up.     i  guess  i’ll  have  to  read  one  of  the  articles  about  it.      but  i  think  it  was  nice  that  he  was  no  longer  so  feared  (  i  didn’t  ship  hulktasha  but  dude,  you  did  it,  got  control;  you  could  have  been  having  and  tapping  that --- )
as  always,  paul  rudd  is  a  win.
curse  the  russo  brothers  for  not  giving  us  the  hug  that  we  deserved  when  steve  and  tony  reconciled.      a  handshake?     really??     this  is  why  we  have  to  go  to  the  cartoon  to  get  that  sweet,  sweet  content  we  deserve.     one  more  thing  i  have  changed  in  my  head.
i  love  nebula  and  i  love  them  all  staying  in  contact  with  each  other  and  yes,  more  friendships,  more  camaraderie,  give  me  everything.      she  didn’t  have  to  say  a  dang  thing  to  rhodey  but  taking  the  time  to  say  that  there  was  an  idiot  just ...      i  love  her.
i  have  mixed  feelings  about  what  they  did  to  thor.      on  the  one  hand,  it  makes  absolute  sense.     the  events  of  ragnorak  and  infinity  war  happen  back  to  back,  which  means  he  loses  his  father,  finds  out  he  has  a  sister,  has  to  kill  her  and  loses  his  home  in  the  process,  loses  half  of  his  people  and  then  watches  his  brother  die.      and  then,  he  doesn’t  get  to  avenge  loki’s  death  nor  does  he  get  to  help  bring  everyone  back.      i  think  i  would  do  worse  than  be  a  depressed  drunk  who  binge  eats.     and  i  like  the  fact  that  despite  all  that,  despite  how  low  he  got,  he  was  still  worthy.      that  means  a  lot  to  me.     i  didn’t  enjoy  him  being  the  comic  relief  so  much  though.
on  the  other  hand,  the  team  handled  it  so  well  that  again,  they  are  a  family  and  they  didn’t  write  him  off,  they  still  gave  him  chances  and  were  there  for  him.
i  don’t  know  much  about  clint  /  ronin  but  i  came  into  the  movie  like,  he  probably  lost  his  entire  family,  and  then  had  to  watch  it  so  yeah,  i’d  be  fucked  up  too.
i’m  still  trying  to  come  to  grips  to  how  the  endgame  time  travel  rules  work  so  look  forward  to  me  making  a  post  about  that.
the  way  that  tony  looks  at  steve  when  he’s  giving  his  speech  is  so  gay,  tell  me  otherwise;  i  ship  it  so  much  and  i  am  pissed  they  didn’t  hug  at  all;  damn  you,  russo  brothers!
and  then  his  comments  about  steve’s  ass  and  scott  saluting  it,  what  cinema  gold.      you  can  pry  tony  not  lusting  after  steve  even  in  mcu  canon  and  steve  not  lusting  after  himself  (  that  is  america’s  ass  )  also  from  my  cold  hands.      fuel  for  my  steve  being  bi.
peggy  looked  damn  good  for being  25  years  older  than  she  was  in  the  first  avenger.      and  i  do enjoy  steggy  but  let’s  be  real,  stucky  and  stony  have  much  more  material.      he  may  always  carry  her  picture  in  his  compass  but  he  has  spent  more  time  with  the  most  important  men  in  his  life.
i  don’t  support  tony  forgiving  his  dad  just  like  that.     the  abuse  he  suffered  from  him  isn’t  conveyed  in  the  mcu  as  much  as  in  the  comics.     if  anything,  i  think  i  would  have  enjoyed  it  more  if  he  had  run  into  his  mother.     fuck  howard  stark.      i  doubt  tony  would  actually  look  back  and  ‘only  see  the  good  things,’  dead  or  not.
these  next  two  things  may  be  out  of  order  but  god,  i  feel  for  nebula  so  much.     she  had  so  much  of  her  humanity  (  alienality?  )  stripped  from  her  and  it’s  one  thing  to  have  to  suffer  that  pain  and  never  feel  like  enough  but  it’s  another  to  have  that  used  against  you,  to  the  point  the  entire  mission  is  compromised.      with  no  one  else  knowing  it.
fuck  vormir.      fuck  the  soul  stone.     everything  about  that  scene  absolutely  ruined  me.      they’ve  been  through  so  much  and  you  can  tell  how  they’re  each  other’s  family,  siblings,  and  i  just  knew  there  was  no  way  she  was  going  to  let  laura  be  a  widow  and  his  children  live  without  him.      also,  having  her  in  the  same  position  as  gamora  with  red  blood  beneath  her  head.      fuck  that  entire  scene.
thor  broke  my  heart  when  he  grabbed  tony  and  was  like,  ‘ let  me  do  something  good. ‘     but  they  were  right,  bruce  was  right  to  do  it  because  no  one  else  could  and  would  be  able  to  make  it  through.     in  mcu  canon,  apparently.
the  big  three  had  big  dick  energy  approaching  thanos  and  everything  from  here  on  out  may  just  be  me  fangirling  until ...  the  end.
i  loved  age  of  ultron  because  of  all  the  team  attacks  and  being  able  to  see  some  attacks  again,  showing  they’ve  fought  together  and  trained  together  was  just,  GOD,  amazing.
steve  holding  mjolnir.      STEVE AND FUCKING  MJOLNIR.     he  is  such  a  strategist  and  again,  he  has  watched  and  trained  with  thor  so  he  knew  what  he  was  doing.      him  calling  down  fucking  lightning  though;  i  was  like,  fuck  me  up,  i  love  one  man  and  i  need  you  to  marry  me  to  take  me  in  this  theater ---
that’s  my  man.     his  teammates  are  down.     for  all  he  knows,  bruce,  clint,  nebula,  rhodey  and  rocket  are  all  dead.     but  still  steve  walked.      because  he  wasn’t  going  to  run.     he  was  going  to  die  fighting.      and  then  fucking  sammy ---
i  just  have  no  words  for  everyone  showing  up.     no  words  but  the  ones  i  yelled  when  everyone  else  was  screaming:  FUCK  YES.      god,  i  got  chills  the  entire  time  and  it  was  so  amazing.
OKAY  LADIES  NOW  LET’S  GET  IN  FORMATION.      it  sucks  that  there  are  so  few  and  that  they  killed  our  main  squeeze  and  i’m  never  going  to  be  okay  about  it  but  seeing  them  come  together  and  get  shit  done.
carol  danvers  deserved  better.     and  more  screen  time.     and  this  is  out  of  order  but  i’m  happy  to  at  least  say  that  the  two  times  thanos  played  dirty  was  when  he  was  up  against  wanda  and  carol.       what  queens.
i  just ...  i  knew  we  were  going  to  lose  one  of  them.      but  seeing  it  is  utterly  different  than  just  saying,  this  is  probably  going  to  happen.      peter  calling  him  tony.     pepper  telling  them  they  were  going  to  be  okay  and  he  can  rest  now.      NOPE.      i  actually  cannot  bring  myself  to  talk  about  this  anymore.     it’s  still  too  fresh.
whether  or  not  steve  deserved  that  ending  isn’t  the  thing.      it’s  that  it  goes  against  everything  they’ve  been  showing  us  of  him  through  the  movies.      that  someone  else  came  out  of  the  ice.     steve  rogers  is  not  the  type  of  man  that  would  go  back  and  be  with  her  knowing  she  has  such  a  fulfilling  life  with  a  husband  and  children.      i  don’t  even  know  if  he  would  go  back  and  have  that  dance  with  her,  if  it  meant  messing  up  her  future.
but  that’s  why  i  have  so  much  work  to  do.
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all of the questions. fandoms: marvel, dc, star wars, videogames, YOUR OWN OCs heck do what you want. if it's overwhelming pick 1
Putting these under a cute because this will take a while.
MARVEL
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get? Most of the fetishized M/M ships (especially Stony and Thorki)
Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP? Science Bros (Tony + Bruce)
Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Yes. More than once.
Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP? I mean I’m not a fan of Stucky, which is super popular
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you? Ahahahahhahahahahahahhaha yes.
Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated? Mm. T’challa/Sam wasn’t something I would’ve considered
Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now? I don’t know about this because I’m a salty person who sticks by my stuff regardless.
Have you received anon hate? What about? Nah. Not popular enough.
Most disliked character(s)? Why? Any n*zi version of a character. No thanks.
Most disliked arc? Why? Ghost Rider. Yawn.
Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? Uh not sure?
Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? Again, not sure. I haven’t been in touch with Marvel fandom much.
Unpopular opinion about XXX character? I mean. I can’t answer this one.
Unpopular opinion about your fandom? The fandom can go fuck itself with all its fetishization.
Unpopular opinion about the manga/show? Agents of SHIELD has had swings of quality up and down but it’s better than the movies right now.
If you could change anything in the show, what would you change? Lincoln would never have arrived on the show.
Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen… Instead of Lincoln, I would have polyamorous Daisy/Gemma/Fitz.
Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased? Of course not.
What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom? As I said before, the fetishization of mlm and the erasure of characters of color.
What is the purest ship in the fandom? Steve/Peggy.
What are your thoughts on crack ships? They’re not for me but I don’t mind them.
Popular character you hate? I don’t think there are any? Unless Lincoln is popular. Fuck Lincoln.
Unpopular character you love? TRIP DESERVED BETTER
Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not? I would recommend it to people who I know absorb media critically.
How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX? Less deaths of women and characters of color in general.
Most shippable character? I don’t know, I have very few ships for Marvel just in general.
Least shippable character? Bruce. I want him to fly solo.
DC (note: this will be heavily Batman: The Animated Series)
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get? Batman/Superman. I mean, okay, it’s funny, but I don’t really get it. I do enjoy it, but it’s not like active shipping.
Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP? I don’t know what is popular in DC.
Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Ye.
Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP? I mean I hate any pedophilic relationships. Or incest. Some of those might be popular, knowing the nasties on the inter webs.
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you? Not that I can recall, but I don’t ship much in DC.
Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated? Actually yes. Several things, mostly because I am more at peace with things and can enjoy more stuff freely.
Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now? Not really?
Have you received anon hate? What about? Nah. Not popular enough.
Most disliked character(s)? Why? The Joker is a bit flat, despite being a classic.
Most disliked arc? Why? I can’t remember, BTAS was so good.
Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? Pry every single character from BTAS out of my cold, dead hands.
Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? Pry every single arc from BTAS out of my cold, dead hands.
Unpopular opinion about XXX character? Can’t exactly answer this.
Unpopular opinion about your fandom? I mean. I’m not involved in DC fandom.
Unpopular opinion about the manga/show? I can’t remember but I prefer the Poison Ivy origin story I saw on some other show than BTAS and I can never find it.
If you could change anything in the show, what would you change? More Harley/Ivy dammit!
Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen…  Selina and Bruce spending more time together pls.
Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased? No.
What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom? I’m gonna keep my childhood away from you nasties.
What is the purest ship in the fandom? I mean Harley/Ivy isn’t exactly pure but it’s super sweet.
What are your thoughts on crack ships? Go for it if it’s your thing. It’s not mine.
Popular character you hate? ?? I don’t know what’s popular.
Unpopular character you love? Pry every single character from BTAS out of my cold, dead hands.
Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not? BTAS is so good. So good.
How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX? I want more BTAS. I wouldn’t change it.
Most shippable character? ????? I guess Selina.
Least shippable character? All the children.
STAR WARS (gonna stick with movies era)
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get? R*ylo, Ob*k*n, K*lo/anyone tbh.
Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP? Rey and Poe are best buds but nah son.
Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? MANY TIMES.
Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP? Fucking. Ob*k*n and R*ylo. WHY GOD WHY.
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Yes.
Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated? Actually, SkySolo.
Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now? Not that I can think of really.
Have you received anon hate? What about? Nah. Not popular enough.
Most disliked character(s)? Why? Palpatine is a great character but keep him away from my children.
Most disliked arc? Why? Phantom Menace. Shoddy writing.
Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? Pry Anakin from my cold, dead hands.
Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? Pry attack of the clones from my cold, dead hands.
Unpopular opinion about XXX character? I can’t answer this.
Unpopular opinion about your fandom? The fandom is really hostile to wlw and people of color and it’s gotta stop.
Unpopular opinion about the manga/show? Clone Wars > Rebels.
If you could change anything in the show, what would you change? Rebels needs more Ahsoka, Clone Wars needs more Riyosoka.
Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen… Instead of Anakin turning to the dark side, he raises his children with his loving wife and kills Palpatine personally.
Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased? Not at all.
What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom? The relentless mistreatment of female characters.
What is the purest ship in the fandom? FinnRey. It’s so good.
What are your thoughts on crack ships? If it’s for you, whatever. It’s not for me.
Popular character you hate? Not that I know of? I have a lot of vitriolic star wars hate though, so let me know.
Unpopular character you love? RIYO CHUCHI IS MY WIFE AND ALSO AHSOKA’S WIFE.
Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not? Yes always and forever Star Wars owns my ass.
How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX? Rey needs a girlfriend on one arm and Finn on the other as she goes to train with her father.
Most shippable character? Frankly I ship Padmé, Leia, and Rey around a lot. Wonder why.
Least shippable character? Palpatine and Snoke. I’d tell them to go fuck themselves but they don’t deserve the pleasure.
VIDEO GAMES (gonna do dragon age and mass effect for simplicity’s sake)
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get? Cullen/Dorian
Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP? Shakarian tbh…
Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Yeah.
Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP? I have. Many.
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you? Yes a million times or more.
Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated? Mm. Morriana came from some fanworks primarily. And several others than I am less enjoying now but I still like.
Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now? Ahhhh some things that aren’t because there’s anything wrong with it but because of My Personal Feelings.
Have you received anon hate? What about? Nah never.
Most disliked character(s)? Why? Cora irritates me at times even though I love her, and Liara coming onto me in ME2 was a little weird. Cullen is annoying for a lot of reasons.
Most disliked arc? Why? Without the context of the book, Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts felt out of place.
Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? I mean I don’t know who’s strictly unpopular because I hide in my corner and hoard my loves. Josephine isn’t super popular. She’s my first love.
Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? I liked the Deep Roads and the Fade. I know, I said it.
Unpopular opinion about XXX character? I can’t answer this.
Unpopular opinion about your fandom? Both fandoms have a lot of big problems that they pretend aren’t there, particularly with both whitewashing and ignoring wlw in favor of mediocre men.
Unpopular opinion about the manga/show? I like Ryder more than I like Shepard.
If you could change anything in the show, what would you change? Actually interacting with Ellen Ryder instead of Dead Mom™.
Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen… Instead of wlw getting no romance content, I would’ve made everyone gay to spite str8s.
Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased? No.
What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom? Acting as if people are a hive mind who are all gonna love all characters.
What is the purest ship in the fandom? I’m biased but Ryder/Suvi. Suvi is my scientist wife.
What are your thoughts on crack ships? If that’s your thing, go for it. Not for me.
Popular character you hate? I have bitterness towards Liara because of her scenes. She’s a fine character but she feels like she’s coming onto me even when my Shep was with someone else.
Unpopular character you love? ?????? I mean I don’t know.
Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not? Yes, but I’d be careful about it. Because I know I conflict with people because of my. Particular Stances.
How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX? DA2 needed more in general. Just more.
Most shippable character? The PC of any of the games.
Least shippable character? Cole. He’s a child.
MY OWN OCS
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get? They’re my OCs so…I guess one I’ve been doing lately that makes me a bit uncomfortable.
Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP? The same as above. 
Have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? Nah because they’re MY OCs.
Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP? Any incest, pedophilia, abuse, all would be NOTPs. Some would be popular if I had a fandom and I know this.
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you? RIP Lorren/Patch.
Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously hated? Nah.
Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now? Probably, not that I can think of.
Have you received anon hate? What about? Nah.
Most disliked character(s)? Why? I mean I love all my OCs.
Most disliked arc? Why? They’re…my stories.
Is there an unpopular character you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? I love all my characters and lots of them don’t even have a presence with anyone but me.
Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why? I mean. Lots of my plots are probably uninteresting to certain people.
Unpopular opinion about XXX character? I can’t answer this.
Unpopular opinion about your fandom? I want one.
Unpopular opinion about the manga/show? I will never have one.
If you could change anything in the show, what would you change? I should revamp a lot of my OCs, give them a makeover.
Instead of XYZ happening, I would have made ABC happen… Instead of Lorren being abused, she should’ve stayed with her mate.
Does not shipping something ‘popular’ mean you’re in denial and/or biased? No, but I will judge you for not shipping the actual pairings I have.
What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom? That I don’t have one?
What is the purest ship in the fandom? Sara/Suvi.
What are your thoughts on crack ships? I don’t crackship.
Popular character you hate? Oh yes. Old Rugemorne. I don’t care about you you old bastard.
Unpopular character you love? PRY VISHA FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.
Would you recommend XXX to a friend? Why or why not? I recommend my OCs because they’re my OCs.
How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX? I need more OCs.
Most shippable character? Teri is pretty shippable. So is Avery.
Least shippable character? Dor’senn is aroace so.
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