#you can eat the crumbs
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My cat one hour after his lunch, yelling at me: mother I am hungry I am starving how dare you let your child go hungry 😾 I am but a poor victorian street urchin and you have left me out to die
#emma posts#and then he’s like ‘no playing. no. the only way you can make this up to me is to get rid of your laptop and snuggle me. fuck your emails’#you are an old man who spends most of your day sleeping#you are fine#and he’s such a crunchy eater he has crumbs all around his dish#you know. the floor is clean enough and you lock your own ass#you can eat the crumbs#you don’t have to make me vacuum them 🙄#I give him wet food every once in awhile as a treat but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know how to eat it#he just licks half of it up like an ice cream cone#doesn’t even finish it#and it’s so stinky and gross#he’s not really picky about which brand he eats#but his stomach is picky about which brands he’ll keep down#he’s like ‘ooh wet treat! nice. I don’t care what kind this is as long as it’s for cats’#but his stomach goes ‘this is not one of our three safe brands. disgusting’#so don’t get mad about him eating dry food most of the time#he will eat whatever as long as it’s cat food#but his tummy is very picky#and I’d take him for walks here too but he’s scared of all the people in the hallways#I also make sure he drinks lots of water#he loves having his own mug#i I always drink out of mugs they must be the best for drinking! <- his cat brain#if it’s good enough for human it’s good for me#lucky he doesn’t think that about my food#he looks at my vegan human food and goes’that is not kitty food’ which is good because when I eat around my brothers cats they try to eat#anything good enough for the humans#tomato basil is good for humans but not kitties! stop trying to eat it!#difference between the orange cats and my black one
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the whole 2.5 was a wild ride ngl
#✧rentalks!#hsr spoilers#hsr 2.5#honkai star rail spoilers#honkai star rail 2.5#“how do we get a picky child to eat green chilis” SIT DOWN JIAOQIU YOU FUKCINGK SMARTASS#the way this insignificant line became so relevant near the end#kid you not i went through 5 stages of grief while playing this#n feixiao our local girlboss has no reason to look this good in every scene btw#im scrapping the floor for more moze crumbs hyv pls#savouring every second of his screentime ong#yaoqing's big 3 always SERVES what can you say!!!!#LETS NOT FORGET DAN HENG AT THE END him throwing his spear was so satisfying lmfao#jiaoqiu#hsr jiaoqiu#feixiao#hsr feixiao#hsr moze#moze hsr#hsr edits#honkai star rail edit#xianzhou yaoqing#xianzhou luofu#hoyoverse
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astarion, at first glance: a self-assured, dangerous, night-stalking predator, set loose on the sword coast
astarion, beneath the surface: fearful, on-the-run, and hunted, a sacrificial offering created to be consumed.
does that make astarion... a sheep in wolf's clothing? 🤔
#crumb post#astarion#he's also stubid. like a sheep.#maybe like. an unholy wolf-sheep hybrid. bc he can still eat you lol#''syn why are you always on about sheep'' THEY ARE SYMBOLICALLY RICH CREATURES....#anyway if you couldn't tell‚ it's bedtime for me. night night!
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So ruby looks at boba the same way she looks at a "kid with a collapsible staff" huh?
#oscar watch out she might eat you#i can find rg crumbs anywhere#the boba menu had pink/green and yellow/purple drinks#clearly another bbrg parallel in plain sight /lh#memes#rosegarden#rwby rosegarden
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Crumb Cake from Kids Next Door
#fictional food#polls#kids next door#special menu#fantasticwhovian#did you guys know that crumb cake is real and you can eat it and i love it
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Teo as my ex boyfriend??? No no no, Teo as my boyfriend period. 😏
✦゜ANSWERED: Throwing myself onto the ground in anguish!!!
Teo as your boyfriend means buying you anything you want (no matter the price), all you need to do is get him to look in that direction.
He lets you have the glovebox compartment of his McLaren aaaaall to yourself, so you can put whatever you want in there!
Similarly, you also have free reign to decorate the interior of his car, so long as it's nothing too far from his general taste. At most, he'll keep it in his car for a few days before taking it out.
You know you've made it when he doesn't ask you to sign a prenup or an NDA to keep your relationship a secret lmao (however marriage is still a massive step for him, and probably not something he'll ever consider. Sowwie babes)
Will sometimes take you to the rooftop terrace of some abandoned building just to unwind and look at the stars. If you tease him by saying it's oddly romantic or mushy, then he'll lock the door and leave you alone up there for a while /hj
In actuality, he goes to that rooftop a lot when he wants to think, be alone, or clear his head. It's quiet, peaceful, and nothing like his normally chaotic life. You'd also be the first person he brings up there -- considering how all of his former flings and relationships don't even know that the place exists.
You'd also be the first person he brings home to meet his family! Teo won't ask you to dress or act a certain way, though he also won't tell you what to expect either :( He trusts that his parents will like you just as you are, and if they don't, they can go fuck themselves.
Speaking of, his mother would adore you. She always felt that the mansion felt too quiet with just her husband and son around (if you ignore the household staff) -- so having another person in Teo's life would really make it feel more exciting.
On the downside, Teo would most likely feel a bit ignored during this conversation because none of his parent's attention is on him. Again. It's always on something else that concerns him, but never something considered important enough to actually talk to him about.
He'll probably leave you alone with his parents and come back once they inevitably decide to do something spontaneous in the other wing of their mansion. You'd most likely be alone in the spacious entertainment area for a grand total of 3 minutes before Teo is swooping in to steal you away.
Later on in the night when you're both alone in his childhood room, however, he'll tell you that it doesn't really matter. Which is true, because all he needs is your attention -- but most importantly -- he needs you.
#in an AU where he can actually STAY loyal and committed T_T#Anyways eat your crumbs now because this won't be happening for another year <3#See all you Teo enjoyers in 2024 ^^#💌 — answered.#💖 — about teo.#💜 — blog canon.#💖 — 14 days with queue.
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Hello, good evening, how are you? Quick question, have you already saw that Aidairo is making a new Christmas event? (at least something good after the last chapter 🤦🏻♀️🥲) it seems like it will be fun and cute (I am almost burstling in happiness because there will be, at least, something about Aoikane (they didn't even really interact in this arc, I am missing them together)
I SAW IT, I SAW IT! I woke up with this sketch on their account!!
Aoi is so cute! LOOK AT HEEEER!!
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN AKANE THIS BLUSHY SINCE HE WAS 12!
#It truly is a blessing after the last chapter#unrelated but if they are this blushy. Can you imagine how the two would explode if the 'give yourself as the present' option had won??#the CRUMBS!!#I am eating them like a starved animal#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#aoikane#aoiaoi#jshk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#Very happy akane got the glasses in the santa au cause i love his human form with glasses can i get an amen
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I made a friend today :D
[ID: a photo of a crow with crumbs on its beak.]
#sitting on a bench eating a black pudding roll and this guy was rlly friendly#probs bcos i kept throwing it bits of pastry but thats ok. bribes can be friendship#ive stayed very still and its even eating the crumbs right next to my shoes.... bird i love you#it looks so soft i wish i could pet it but no thats inadvisable.... :((((((
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yk its lowkey fucked up that the only time ive seen a nutritionist she just told me people look better being "a bit underweight" and said she was jealous of my BMI who let this edtwt core bitch work at a treatment facility what
#rigormortisangel#i wish i was joking it caught me so off guard#and she said she was jealous of my autoimmune disorder that makes me not absorb all the food i eat like#girl you can have it enjoy needing to go to the hospital bc you inhaled a crumb of normal bread 🙏🙏#tw ed#yeah pro tip dont tell chronically ill people theyre lucky bc their chronic illness keeps them skinny like#yes skinny is nice but whats not nice is being in pain all the time and in and out of hospitals and expensive medications and#constant medical tests and biopsies and scans and scopes and blood draws and needing to travel long distances to see specialists
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god the ants make it so fucking hard to be tolerant. im really, really trying to be better about it and chill out
but they really love to fucking test that
#toy txt post#WHY ARE YOU IN MY BEDROOM. WHY ARE YOU NEXT TO MY BED. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU#THERE HAVE GOT TO BE EASIER PLACES TO GET FOOD#I WISH I COULD TALK TO YOU SO I COULD AT LEAST LET YOU BULLY ME INTO GIVING YOU OFFERINGS OF LIKE COOKIES IN RETURN#FOR STAYING OUT OF MY FUCKING BEDROOM#and i really dont appreciate when my family tries to like weaponize the phobia against me to like shame me for not throwing out an empty#muffin box with crumbs in it as if that somehow attacts ants more than a box full of muffins that they will haphazardly place right in the#fucking Ant Territory as if theyre trying to offer them up. stop keeping unsealed food over there#not that it matters like the ants arent actually fucking stoppable#AUGH. THERES A FUCKING NOTHER ONE. CAN I /HELP YOU/#i should just give up. fuck it. bite me in my fucking sleep i guess. whats the point. stupid fucks cannot be reasoned with#or stopped or swayed or deterred. eat all my food. eat me. make me so itchy. fuck you.#live in the fucking water reservoir of the keurig and become part of my coffee you stupid fuck
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just committed a deadly sin (looped falling and heart on the window)
#no bc ?????? how can you expect me to not loop this?#literally ATE NO CRUMBS LEFT OMGDJF#i love the harmonies saurr much i feel like the first time i listened to wild flower that's what im feeling rn#anyway wendyjinnie slayed this song so much im eating so good happy is such a beautiful album no skips!#and then falling like wow those drums are addictive asf and the bass line actually is nastyyyy i love it a lot#'you got me FALLING' high note and then break and enter that nastyyyy bass and drums and eg like WHATSLKDGKF ATEEEE!#can't wait for the live performance omg i need to witness these live :') seokjin mini tour plsplsplspls (deranged)#fiz pops up
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𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝐾𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑢𝑏𝑒 𝑉𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜 𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐵𝑎𝑒𝑘ℎ𝑦𝑢𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠
Baekhyun Eating A Kielbasa Parówka = 12/10 Would Recommend Again
#super m baekhyun#my stuff#byunbackhome#byun baekhyun#exo baekhyun#kpopccc#kpopco#dailysmtown#ultkpopnetwork#ksoloists#mgroupsedit#mgroupsnet#useranusia#userjoanna#useroro#usertsu#userkyutie#ceeblr#*me seeing him eating a parowka* ferb i know what we are doing today#you thought i wouldn't gif this moment? me of all people? HAH i am taking my polish crumbs within kpop as much as a i can lol
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The stark contrast between Kitty's 'default' personality [ the sweet, bubbly & eager to serve ] and how she can act when performing ( or otherwise needing to seduce ) on-stage is enough to get anyone to do a double take because how can this be the same robo? She has two different personalities, wha-?
Remember folks; she's got Fizzarolli and Glam Sisters' in her; Kitty can serve cunt. Despite everything, she is a very modern, fancy & hella expensive sex bot,
#⠀﹙ ➛ 𝐊𝟕𝐓𝐓𝐈.𝐄𝐗𝐄 ﹚⠀:⠀ㅤmoderator 🎀 me tome un selfie,#ㅤ she eats & leaves no crumbs [ as the kids say ] she can give you bedroom eyes like nobody's business before going-#ㅤ -back to her derpy silly self; i love her okay? okay. she can give Verosika a run for her money [ i said what i said ]
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just discovered that hui did guilty challenge at his solo concert!!!
#personally REALLY offended that none of my universe friends told me#like hello? you guys know i am a uniwol#i will eat up any ptgshinee crumb i can get#hui#taemin#don't you dare forget anymore 😔
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Taylor Swift and electric mayhem collab WHEN
#electric mayhem#taylor swift#the muppets#eras tour#can you picture that#surprise song featuring dr teeth#dr teeth#janice#animal#zoot#electric mayhem would EAT#no crumbs
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I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THATS THERE’S A THEORY/INTERPRETATION THAT JAMES FAKED HIS DEATH AND LEFT SOME KINDA CLUE FOR OLIVER TO COME FIND HIM???? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED
#do NOT tell me if there’s any plot holes in this idea i do NOT care if there’s ANY chance that they can be alive and happy together then I#WILL BE EATING THAT SHIT UP AND LEAVING NO CRUMBS PLEASE AND THANK YOU#iwwv#if we were villains
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