#you can eat the crumbs
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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 2 years ago
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My cat one hour after his lunch, yelling at me: mother I am hungry I am starving how dare you let your child go hungry 😾 I am but a poor victorian street urchin and you have left me out to die
#emma posts#and then he’s like ‘no playing. no. the only way you can make this up to me is to get rid of your laptop and snuggle me. fuck your emails’#you are an old man who spends most of your day sleeping#you are fine#and he’s such a crunchy eater he has crumbs all around his dish#you know. the floor is clean enough and you lock your own ass#you can eat the crumbs#you don’t have to make me vacuum them 🙄#I give him wet food every once in awhile as a treat but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know how to eat it#he just licks half of it up like an ice cream cone#doesn’t even finish it#and it’s so stinky and gross#he’s not really picky about which brand he eats#but his stomach is picky about which brands he’ll keep down#he’s like ‘ooh wet treat! nice. I don’t care what kind this is as long as it’s for cats’#but his stomach goes ‘this is not one of our three safe brands. disgusting’#so don’t get mad about him eating dry food most of the time#he will eat whatever as long as it’s cat food#but his tummy is very picky#and I’d take him for walks here too but he’s scared of all the people in the hallways#I also make sure he drinks lots of water#he loves having his own mug#i I always drink out of mugs they must be the best for drinking! <- his cat brain#if it’s good enough for human it’s good for me#lucky he doesn’t think that about my food#he looks at my vegan human food and goes’that is not kitty food’ which is good because when I eat around my brothers cats they try to eat#anything good enough for the humans#tomato basil is good for humans but not kitties! stop trying to eat it!#difference between the orange cats and my black one
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lowkeyren · 3 months ago
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the whole 2.5 was a wild ride ngl
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syn0vial · 1 year ago
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astarion, at first glance: a self-assured, dangerous, night-stalking predator, set loose on the sword coast
astarion, beneath the surface: fearful, on-the-run, and hunted, a sacrificial offering created to be consumed.
does that make astarion... a sheep in wolf's clothing? 🤔
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rwbyrg · 7 months ago
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So ruby looks at boba the same way she looks at a "kid with a collapsible staff" huh?
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fictionalfoodpolls · 3 months ago
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Crumb Cake from Kids Next Door
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14dayswithyou · 1 year ago
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Teo as my ex boyfriend??? No no no, Teo as my boyfriend period. 😏
✦゜ANSWERED: Throwing myself onto the ground in anguish!!!
Teo as your boyfriend means buying you anything you want (no matter the price), all you need to do is get him to look in that direction.
He lets you have the glovebox compartment of his McLaren aaaaall to yourself, so you can put whatever you want in there!
Similarly, you also have free reign to decorate the interior of his car, so long as it's nothing too far from his general taste. At most, he'll keep it in his car for a few days before taking it out.
You know you've made it when he doesn't ask you to sign a prenup or an NDA to keep your relationship a secret lmao (however marriage is still a massive step for him, and probably not something he'll ever consider. Sowwie babes)
Will sometimes take you to the rooftop terrace of some abandoned building just to unwind and look at the stars. If you tease him by saying it's oddly romantic or mushy, then he'll lock the door and leave you alone up there for a while /hj
In actuality, he goes to that rooftop a lot when he wants to think, be alone, or clear his head. It's quiet, peaceful, and nothing like his normally chaotic life. You'd also be the first person he brings up there -- considering how all of his former flings and relationships don't even know that the place exists.
You'd also be the first person he brings home to meet his family! Teo won't ask you to dress or act a certain way, though he also won't tell you what to expect either :( He trusts that his parents will like you just as you are, and if they don't, they can go fuck themselves.
Speaking of, his mother would adore you. She always felt that the mansion felt too quiet with just her husband and son around (if you ignore the household staff) -- so having another person in Teo's life would really make it feel more exciting.
On the downside, Teo would most likely feel a bit ignored during this conversation because none of his parent's attention is on him. Again. It's always on something else that concerns him, but never something considered important enough to actually talk to him about.
He'll probably leave you alone with his parents and come back once they inevitably decide to do something spontaneous in the other wing of their mansion. You'd most likely be alone in the spacious entertainment area for a grand total of 3 minutes before Teo is swooping in to steal you away.
Later on in the night when you're both alone in his childhood room, however, he'll tell you that it doesn't really matter. Which is true, because all he needs is your attention -- but most importantly -- he needs you.
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mari-lair · 11 months ago
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Hello, good evening, how are you? Quick question, have you already saw that Aidairo is making a new Christmas event? (at least something good after the last chapter 🤦🏻‍♀️🥲) it seems like it will be fun and cute (I am almost burstling in happiness because there will be, at least, something about Aoikane (they didn't even really interact in this arc, I am missing them together)
I SAW IT, I SAW IT! I woke up with this sketch on their account!!
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Aoi is so cute! LOOK AT HEEEER!!
AND I HAVEN'T SEEN AKANE THIS BLUSHY SINCE HE WAS 12!
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dullahandyke · 16 days ago
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I made a friend today :D
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[ID: a photo of a crow with crumbs on its beak.]
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rigormortisangel · 2 months ago
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yk its lowkey fucked up that the only time ive seen a nutritionist she just told me people look better being "a bit underweight" and said she was jealous of my BMI who let this edtwt core bitch work at a treatment facility what
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toytulini · 6 months ago
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god the ants make it so fucking hard to be tolerant. im really, really trying to be better about it and chill out
but they really love to fucking test that
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kookjinnies · 15 days ago
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just committed a deadly sin (looped falling and heart on the window)
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happysmilebtr · 2 years ago
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𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝐾𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑢𝑏𝑒 𝑉𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜 𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐵𝑎𝑒𝑘ℎ𝑦𝑢𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠  
Baekhyun Eating A Kielbasa Parówka = 12/10 Would Recommend Again
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k7tt1 · 6 months ago
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The stark contrast between Kitty's 'default' personality [ the sweet, bubbly & eager to serve ] and how she can act when performing ( or otherwise needing to seduce ) on-stage is enough to get anyone to do a double take because how can this be the same robo? She has two different personalities, wha-?
Remember folks; she's got Fizzarolli and Glam Sisters' in her; Kitty can serve cunt. Despite everything, she is a very modern, fancy & hella expensive sex bot,
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cosmojjong · 10 months ago
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just discovered that hui did guilty challenge at his solo concert!!!
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clownboy-yeehonk · 2 years ago
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Taylor Swift and electric mayhem collab WHEN
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buck-yyyy · 2 years ago
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I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THATS THERE’S A THEORY/INTERPRETATION THAT JAMES FAKED HIS DEATH AND LEFT SOME KINDA CLUE FOR OLIVER TO COME FIND HIM???? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED
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