#you can eat the crumbs

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

My cat one hour after his lunch, yelling at me: mother I am hungry I am starving how dare you let your child go hungry 😾 I am but a poor victorian street urchin and you have left me out to die

[lowkeyren]

the whole 2.5 was a wild ride ngl

[syn0vial]

astarion, at first glance: a self-assured, dangerous, night-stalking predator, set loose on the sword coast

astarion, beneath the surface: fearful, on-the-run, and hunted, a sacrificial offering created to be consumed.

does that make astarion... a sheep in wolf's clothing? 🤔

[rwbyrg]

So ruby looks at boba the same way she looks at a "kid with a collapsible staff" huh?

[14dayswithyou]

Teo as my ex boyfriend??? No no no, Teo as my boyfriend period. 😏

✦゜ANSWERED: Throwing myself onto the ground in anguish!!!

Teo as your boyfriend means buying you anything you want (no matter the price), all you need to do is get him to look in that direction.

He lets you have the glovebox compartment of his McLaren aaaaall to yourself, so you can put whatever you want in there!

Similarly, you also have free reign to decorate the interior of his car, so long as it's nothing too far from his general taste. At most, he'll keep it in his car for a few days before taking it out.

You know you've made it when he doesn't ask you to sign a prenup or an NDA to keep your relationship a secret lmao (however marriage is still a massive step for him, and probably not something he'll ever consider. Sowwie babes)

Will sometimes take you to the rooftop terrace of some abandoned building just to unwind and look at the stars. If you tease him by saying it's oddly romantic or mushy, then he'll lock the door and leave you alone up there for a while /hj

In actuality, he goes to that rooftop a lot when he wants to think, be alone, or clear his head. It's quiet, peaceful, and nothing like his normally chaotic life. You'd also be the first person he brings up there -- considering how all of his former flings and relationships don't even know that the place exists.

You'd also be the first person he brings home to meet his family! Teo won't ask you to dress or act a certain way, though he also won't tell you what to expect either :( He trusts that his parents will like you just as you are, and if they don't, they can go fuck themselves.

Speaking of, his mother would adore you. She always felt that the mansion felt too quiet with just her husband and son around (if you ignore the household staff) -- so having another person in Teo's life would really make it feel more exciting.

On the downside, Teo would most likely feel a bit ignored during this conversation because none of his parent's attention is on him. Again. It's always on something else that concerns him, but never something considered important enough to actually talk to him about.

He'll probably leave you alone with his parents and come back once they inevitably decide to do something spontaneous in the other wing of their mansion. You'd most likely be alone in the spacious entertainment area for a grand total of 3 minutes before Teo is swooping in to steal you away.

Later on in the night when you're both alone in his childhood room, however, he'll tell you that it doesn't really matter. Which is true, because all he needs is your attention -- but most importantly -- he needs you.

[fictionalfoodpolls]

Crumb Cake from Kids Next Door

[mari-lair]

Hello, good evening, how are you? Quick question, have you already saw that Aidairo is making a new Christmas event? (at least something good after the last chapter 🤦🏻‍♀️🥲) it seems like it will be fun and cute (I am almost burstling in happiness because there will be, at least, something about Aoikane (they didn't even really interact in this arc, I am missing them together)

I SAW IT, I SAW IT! I woke up with this sketch on their account!!

Aoi is so cute! LOOK AT HEEEER!!

AND I HAVEN'T SEEN AKANE THIS BLUSHY SINCE HE WAS 12!

[rigormortisangel]

yk its lowkey fucked up that the only time ive seen a nutritionist she just told me people look better being "a bit underweight" and said she was jealous of my BMI who let this edtwt core bitch work at a treatment facility what

[dullahandyke]

I made a friend today :D

[ID: a photo of a crow with crumbs on its beak.]

[toytulini]

god the ants make it so fucking hard to be tolerant. im really, really trying to be better about it and chill out

but they really love to fucking test that

[happysmilebtr]

𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝐾𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑢𝑏𝑒 𝑉𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜 𝑈𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝐵𝑎𝑒𝑘ℎ𝑦𝑢𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠  

Baekhyun Eating A Kielbasa Parówka = 12/10 Would Recommend Again

[k7tt1]

The stark contrast between Kitty's 'default' personality [ the sweet, bubbly & eager to serve ] and how she can act when performing ( or otherwise needing to seduce ) on-stage is enough to get anyone to do a double take because how can this be the same robo? She has two different personalities, wha-?

Remember folks; she's got Fizzarolli and Glam Sisters' in her; Kitty can serve cunt. Despite everything, she is a very modern, fancy & hella expensive sex bot,

[cosmojjong]

just discovered that hui did guilty challenge at his solo concert!!!

[clownboy-yeehonk]

Taylor Swift and electric mayhem collab WHEN

[buck-yyyy]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THATS THERE’S A THEORY/INTERPRETATION THAT JAMES FAKED HIS DEATH AND LEFT SOME KINDA CLUE FOR OLIVER TO COME FIND HIM???? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED

[heyclickadee]

So, I’m not supposed to give my roommate’s dog people food, which is of course fine because it’s better for her and my roommate doesn’t want her begging for food all the time. But…look at this:

Look at those tragic eyes:

Help.