#you can do it 😊

[screwpinecaprice]

Hey if you're taking requests, I have a very specific one. Steven and Connie on the red carpet of an award show. Steven looks like a pink Cinderella and Connie is the prince

I ate and forgot I was drawing requests so I slept the whole day. ;-;

So here's them dressed up as Charming and Cinderella because I can't think of a design for the prompt. 😶‍🌫️

(I'm not taking requests now. I was just going over the requests I didn't fulfill when I did!)

[marclef]

art trade with @eskariolis-con-salsa, their Fake Peppinos always make me very happy to see 😊

two homunculi hanging out and enjoying a snack together ✨✨

and an extra.... the Boys being Silly together (you might want to start running. 👀💧)

[seyvia]

𝕿𝖜𝖔 𝖔𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖙𝖑𝖊𝖉𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖆 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖜𝖎𝖓 𝖆 𝖘𝖎𝖒 𝖗𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖞!🤶🏻❤️

How it works:

To enter, comment your favorite Christmas/Holiday/Winter emoji (or any kind of comment) on this post! (examples: ☃️🌨🦣📮❄️🦌🎅🏾🎄🔔🧣) I will put all entries Id's on a spinning wheel to find the two winners. I will announce the winners, then message them for details. (They have the right to keep their sim private if they so wish) Use my previous sim-req guidelines for your request. (Here) If you want your name out of the drawing or have questions, send me an ask.

Time to enter ends December 6th

꧁𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖇𝖊 𝖆 𝕲𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖍, 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖙'𝖘 𝖎𝖙! 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖑𝖚𝖈𝖐!꧂

[darkfictionjude]

isn't Imre the town bicycle

[fisheito]

This is what i mean

[tricoufamily]

THE BITCH IS BACK (jacques, not me fuck you)

next

[lale-txt]

FUCKKKK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE FUCKKKK FIFLLLL FUKCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUKCCCKKKKKK NO ONE TALK TO MEEE I CANT DO THISDDD ASDFJFKDLDLW

[prize-pig-collection]

Dinner and a show

I get my usual order: two triple bacon cheeseburger meals, large. One with a strawberry shake, one with a chocolate shake. You know, so that way they think I’m ordering for me and someone else. Works every time.

I’m shaking with excitement as they hand me the heavy bag of food through the drive-thru window. I know I won’t be able to wait until I get home, so I frantically search for a parking spot. Hopefully the one I picked is secluded enough that no one will notice what’s about to happen…

A few bites into the first burger, and I’m completely focused on stuffing my face. So much so that I don’t notice the giggling from outside the car.

“Holy shit, look at this guy!”

“Eww gross… it’s like he gets off on eating like a pig or something…”

When I go to reach for one of the boxes of fries, I finally pick up on the fact that I have an audience.

“His tits might be bigger than mine!”

“Look at his belly hanging out… I bet he wants it to touch the steering wheel. Jesus.”

I pick up the pace, shoving in fries by the handful. This is no time for straws, I decide — so I pop the top off my first shake and start chugging. Tiny rivers of milkshake dribble down my chins and onto my overstuffed T-shirt.

…In record time, the last bite makes its way between my greasy lips. I lean back, breathless and moaning, and start massaging my bloated gut.

Suddenly I hear a knock on the window.

“Open up, pig.”

I nervously fumble for the switch and roll the window down.

“Buuuuurp… Oh fuck, sorry. What’s up?”

My visitor raises two giant bags to eye level, packed full of food. I swear one of them is actually dripping grease.

“You’re a greedy little pig, aren’t you? You just never want to stop eating, huh?”

I’m sweating, partially from the massive binge, and partially from the embarrassment.

“You want to outgrow this car? You want your dick, and your legs, to be buried in blubber, so that all you can do with your life is eat and grow??”

All I can manage is a whimper of agreement.

“Well here you go, fat boy. Eat up. And if you’re a good pig for me, there’ll be plenty more where that came from. You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

I dutifully rip open the first bag and get started. After all, I want to be a good pig.

[vaguely-concerned]

another fun little thing I recently discovered: if you don't rat them out, you can actually find the crow and venatori lovebirds from that one runaround quest in treviso hanging out together in the grand necropolis! (apparently pearl has an uncle in the mourn watch who's taking them in for now and they're planning where to go next. crow lovebird seems. less than elated by all the skeletons but very happy to be with bae lol)

I think you have to finish either (or possibly both?) emmrich's loyalty quest and all the mourn watch side quests to find them, they're sitting at a little table up past the stairs at the beginning of the level just off the eluvian point that's broken earlier in the game

[lyssala]

Will you write for eremika again?

I genuinely feel honored that it's been many, many years and I still am occasionally asked or that I see my fics still are found on AO3. It truly makes me happy that after all these years people still enjoy my contributions to the fandom. I can't say I have that in any other fandom I've been in so thank you 🥹💙

That being said, I don't know if I would on a regular basis. My writing relies solely on my hyperfixations so it's not very reliable lol but I always did say once the series was over I wanted to go back and at least write one more. It's been over for a while but I still think about doing that one more fic.

I think I can safely say I will do it, I'm just not quite sure when my brain will cooperate enough to do it 🤣 I would love to give even just one more after all this time since I think my writing has improved alot since those days and I'd love to pay them tribute with it 💙

[uncanny-tranny]

If you ever come across somebody who has lost a child but who still has other children, I am begging you not to say, "you might have lost a child, but at least you have others!"

It isn't comforting to be told that children are interchangeable, insignificant, and replaceable. It's not comforting a grieving family to be told that their loved one's memory is worthless because it can be replaced; it doesn't help the surviving children or the parent/s.

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

steve, robin, chrissy, and nancy starting a band together. each have their own kind of more classical musical training with robin being in marching band and steve, chrissy, and nancy all having Rich People Music Lessons as children, but everyone's shocked when they decide to turn that talent towards a punk band called Baby and the Girls

and they start off kind of small, with their Gimmick being the disconnect between their more prep/normie visual aesthetic and the angry, violent tone of their music. steve's the singer (he has a lovely voice, kind of warm and croony until he really starts screaming), chrissys the drummer (she's so tiny you can barely see her behind that thing), nancys the bassist (solid, dependable, gets a little smile on her face whenever she's got a particularly sexy baseline bc she knows the bass is what makes a song a fuck song), and robins on guitar (and keyboard, and violin, and one time an accordion which is still her favourite song to perform. basically whatever other instrument the song calls for she's got it)

and they get kind of a following not just for their angry music criticising the government and society and the like, but also because of how unabashedly queer they are. chrissy/nancy/robin have all visibly flirted with each other during concerts and no one's quite sure what the deal is there. steve performs like 75% of their shows in full drag as Baby (hence the band name) and winks flirtatiously at both male and female audience members alike

eventually they get Real Big, and get signed to an actual record label. despite knowing how queer they were before signing them, it's still like the early 90s so the label makes them tone it down a bit. song lyrics get a little more ambiguous (but not if you actually like. listen to them. i mean steve sings about eating a wide variety of fruits and vegetables in a way that like. We All Know What The Peach Is Steven), steve's not allowed to perform in drag anymore (although he does lose a suspicious amount of bets whose forfeits 'force' him to perform in a dress. new fans are baffled at how bad this guy is at bets), and the band name has to change, becoming Stevie and the Girls (the label wanted it to just be 'steve' but they compromised)

and over the course of their career, at some point they end up on a talk show with the Other Band From Hawkins, corroded coffin. the host is clearly angling for a punk/metal standoff, maybe Known Non-conformist eddie munson will call them posers for wearing so many pastel colours, or since everyone knows that steve chris and nancy at least used to be pretty popular in high school maybe there's some lasting high school drama to up their ratings

and yeah, their ratings skyrocket for that episode, but only bc steve and eddie reveal they've been dating since 1987

[marclef]

Day 25. almost free. almost done.

it is Fake Peppino Friday... but for some reason, the sound of clucking is in the distance? that's strange..... perhaps one of these little Fakelings has something to do with it.

around a nearby town, strange rumors started popping up, about an old abandoned building that had stood vacant for a good few years. but odd sounds had been heard from within, the sounds of hard work, heavy objects being moved, and inhuman, almost cluck-like cries. nobody knew what it could have been, and none were brave enough to investigate. until... one day, out of nowhere, the building appeared somehow cleaner, and a large sign had been hung out at the front, with the bright, colorful words:

CHIK'N PLACE!!!

who was the culprit? well, one step inside this newly refurbished restaurant and you will be greeted by its very enthusiastic owner...

the often-excited, very sociable Poultrino! she started off as all of the other Fakelings, a strange, gooey blob-like creature with hunger and curiosity. but soon after going out into the world on their own, she stumbled across a runaway definitely wild chicken, which she chased after with great interest and then gobbled up with glee. but, the feathery snack awakened a strange feeling in her, such a delicious taste, she wanted to share it with all the world! and thus gave rise to the fifth and final Fakeling...

and now, all customers are happily welcomed at her humble Chik'n Place! there is chicken of all kinds there; chicken wings, fried chicken, chicken nuggets, living chickens, anything you could possibly want, as long as it is chicken! (and all VERY legally obtained, she wouldn't THINK of pilfering chicken from other establishments for her own....) and not to worry, she is very polite and welcoming to anyone who wishes to visit! as long as you are not also a chicken, or a tasty bug or rat.

their appearance and body are quite unique amongst the Fakes as well! and though she is still made out of simple Goop like the others, her "skin" is fairly soft and smooth, almost feeling like soft fuzz despite having no real feathers! her legs, tail, and "fleshy" parts are the same gooeyness as standard Fake Peppino though. despite her strange appearance, most customers assume she's simply in costume, and very few are any the wiser as to their true nature.

though, one more very important fact to mention... you didn't think they worked alone, did you? of course not, all that Chicken isn't going to serve itself! which is why the first person to enter her restaurant was taken happily hired as the first employee!! say hello to Sue, Poultrino's favorite and only employee!! (credit goes to my wonderful friend @plebbicinnabun-arts for coming up with her! 😊✨)

she helps prepare and serve many of the chicken dishes! (and makes sure that the stuff that's served is actually edible when possible...) and not to worry, her boss treats her with great care! she is paid well in a salary of both "human currency" and delicious chicken-based foods! it might just be very strange trying to explain her job to friends and family.

but together, these two help run the Chik'n Place, and Poultrino finds decent success at running a business! her Papa is very proud of her.

[maxfieldparrishes]

Some Thoughts™ about PUSSS (Potential Upcoming Sex Scene Scenarios)

Oh god I'm dying of curiosity oh god

These scenarios depend on 2 factors: 1) when the scene happens in terms of the 3-act structure, and 2) who, specifically, is getting nasty. Is the sex scene going to be in Act 2 specifically, or is that a blanket warning for the next 2 acts together? I'm not sure 🤨 🤔

So, in response to these incredibly pressing questions, I have come up with the following ideas:

If it's in Act 2 and...

Caitvi: I highly doubt it's going to be real - I'd be willing to bet it's a drunken dream or hallucination of Vi's after her downward spiral starts, which... you know, totally understandable 🥺

Not Caitvi: I doubt it'll be Mel/Jayce 2.0 as they appear to be otherwise occupied 😬 Sevika, maybe (I wish), but I don't think so, I don't think they'd allocate screentime and resources for that, as much as I'd love it because I KNOW in my SOUL that Sevika can FUCK... As for Timebomb - they'd need to do a LOT of heavy lifting wrt their relationship in, considering the quick pacing of this season, a very short amount of time to sell that, and I don't see that happening, I just don't think it's possible to execute it that well. There's also Ambessa and whichever twink she's choosing to obliterate. Last option, and one that pains me to consider, is Caitlyn and a rando. She's also dropping straight towards rock bottom and making bad and impulsive choices - meaningless breakup rebound sex with a random hot girl is something I can see her doing tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (I think Vi is going to be too busy fighting, self-isolating, and frankly too drunk for this to be a choice that she makes, compared to Cait)

If it's in Act 3 and...

Caitvi: I'd be willing to bet on it happening after they reconcile, or near the end of the series - maybe even in the last episode. Who knows?

Not Caitvi: idk, could be anyone

Looking at all this, I'm willing to bet, say... 85 to 15 that it's going to be Caitvi. The question I have is when, because that's going to drastically affect and set the tone for the scene. I will say that, personally, I hope a Caitvi sex scene isn't a dream without something (like a real sex scene happening in Act 3 👀) to soften that impact - "it's not real!" would feel like something of a cop-out to me, and I'm sure a lot of viewers would be hurt by the writers making that choice, but... we'll see.

Thoughts? Comments? Let me know what you think is going to go down (aside from the lesbians on each other at some point 🥰)

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

in todays news of asinine bullshit discourse on tiktok: apparently there's a hot debate over whether or not you're entitled to nice greetings and conversations with cashiers/retail workers. and. now here's the kicker. whether or not thinking no one's entitled to the pleasantries of an overworked exhausted employee is counterintuitive to the idea of a "third space". yes this is real life

[wildsaltair]

"he's a terrifying formidable killing machine" TO YOU. to me he's my precious honeybunch