#inspiration for piggies

[prize-pig-collection]

Honestly… would being immobile really be that bad??

You don’t have to do anything if you don’t want to, because even if you actually could, it’d be easy to convince your caretaker that you’re just too fat, and too weak.

So you get to just lay there and whimper or oink if you need anything at all. Of course, most of the time what you’ll “need” is more delicious, fattening food to eat. And that’s just gonna make you even bigger, hungrier, and more helpless… which means even less responsibility, and more eating!!

Sounds like a dream come true to me 🥰

[prize-pig-collection]

Proof that you can actually be the bed-bound blob you’ve always wanted to be. You just need to dedicate your entire existence to choking down as much sugary, salty, and greasy goodness as you possibly can. You can do it, pig! 🐽💪

Access no longer possible

[raerodart]

If I ever see another comment wondering if this is reference to Princess Peach Showtime, I swear to god- 🙃

That was just bad timing on my part- 😂

[wawapiggy]

PIZZA DELIVERY!!

i wish this was a real weapon in the game lmao

edit: added a silly pov text thing to it :D

[prize-pig-collection]

This is what life is like as a kept pig.

Sounds good, doesn’t it?

Then let’s get started…

You smoked a joint, gorged until your gut stretched, and drank until you passed out on the couch in a hedonistic stupor.

You wake up to me holding a preroll to your mouth. I have a massive greasy breakfast and more beer behind me.

Time to do it all again.

[prize-pig-collection]

I can’t wait for the day that you realize this has finally gone too far

After yet another long night of being stretched out past your limits, you wake up and attempt to roll over, or even sit up.

Except you can’t.

No matter how desperately you try, you barely move. Even though you’re sweating and wheezing like you just ran a marathon. There’s been a small part of you that knew this day would come, even as you gobbled up millions of calories over the years, and finally here it is. You’ve turned yourself into a helpless blob.

Just as you begin to realize you’ll never get out of bed again without a team of people and some special machinery, I’ll wheel in a cart piled high with pancakes, waffles, French toast, donuts… eggs, bacon, sausage, ham… all swimming in a sea of grease and maple syrup.

Of course, as soon as you see the food, you forget about your little predicament, and start drooling uncontrollably as you anticipate shoveling all of that delicious greasy junk down your throat, barely bothering to chew. It’s not like you got this far by accident, after all.

[shock0late]

woah...

So the brainrots is real...

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[rt-closetcryptic]

Cats do weird things man...

[mealfreak]

smile little piggy history ain't gonna laugh

[meldoesthedraw]

💖🗡️👀 🐷💅✨

[spoofyleaf]

Carrying in groceries.

Carrying it all in one trip isn’t about proving strength OR about pride. It’s totally just about making less trips.

I have zero idea how to draw kids :”)

[prize-pig-collection]

Feedee logic: “I don’t really stuff myself that much… just a few times a week, maybe?”

What’s “a few”? Three?? Four??? And I know “stuffed” means “too full to stand”. Good girl 😍

Do you have to stuff yourself regularly to maintain your weight or do you maintain your weight even if you eat normally (or is stuffing part of your normal nutrition?)?

I pretty much eat what I want and that usually means stuffing myself a few times a week. Typically on weekends as a little treat for myself. When I’m intentionally gaining I push myself a lot harder and make gain shakes much more often 🥰

[beeari]

LOTFTOBER DAY 1: CHIEF

@lotftober2024

[catherine-sketches]

X-men AU where all the Muppets made by Jim Henson are actually mutants

Jim is actually Kermit’s dad. His X gene was dormant as was in most of his kids, until Kermit of course who was… well muppet shape. Later Jim met others that looked a lot like his kid and kinda adopted them into the Muppet family and gave them a place to stay on his workshop as the world was not kind for those that looked a little green. He loved them all with all his heart and they all miss him.

Kermit “The Frog” Henson impact for the mutant acceptance in the world is indescribable and there are many thesis, studies and other research based on his accomplishments (especially at the Xavier’s institute from where he, and most of the Henson’s Muppets as they got know as a group, are alumni)

Sesame Street had Charles Xavier as a guest to introduce the letter X and talk about acceptance and community. He loved every second of it (he was also really proud. They were his students and now they are out there, causing a huge positive impact on the world. He may have cried when the first episode was aired)

Erik respects them a lot. Has many friends among them even. Especially because the Muppets use their influence to help as much as they can. Anti Mutant protests? Suddenly the Electric Mayhem is doing a show a block away loud enough to drown a bomb going off.

Labs doing shady stuff? Beaker and Bunsen are suddenly in you walls and all your equipment are made of rubber now

Miss Piggy will rescue anyone needing help in her general direction with only her karate chops, her purse and a dream and she WILL win.

(They are all invited to their wedding. They may be the only reason Erik and Charles even started talking to each other again. “You are best friends! Friends should talk and be honest with each other. Would you guys try for Elmo?” How could they say no to such a heartfelt suggestion?)

Mutant prejudice is slowly being eroded by them because “how can you hate the muppets? They are just little guys!”

Also extremists have to be really fucking stupid to want to have “the killer of Big Bird” attached to their name and face. Charles Xavier would close his eyes and pretend to not see as Magneto rips you a new asshole

He wouldn’t even be arrested for it. There would be no witnesses for them to make a case of arrest. The first and only time Erik would murder a man in broad daylight and everyone would go “if you see Magneto… no you didn’t”

[aldenhan]

muppets war and peace where the only human is andrei

[prize-pig-collection]

July 26–August 11. 16 days to laze around the house watching the world’s greatest athletes put their talents to the test, while you do the same. Except of course, your talent—your obsession—is stuffing yourself with the most fattening food you can stomach, and keeping yourself stuffed even when it hurts to breathe or sit up.

By the time it’s all over, the dent you’ve put in the couch cushions is deeper and wider than ever, your clothes are stretched to their limits, and just standing up so that you can waddle to the door and pick up yet another delivery that would feed a family of six has you feeling lightheaded.

How much weight could you pack on in 16 days of non-stop stuffing? 16 pounds? 20?? More???

It’s not too late to go for the gold 🥇

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