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watching scar and joel's episodes first and hearing impulse shouting that grian knew there was a cave system when he suggested the vertical mining thing and I was thinking "lol I'm sure grian figured that there was a cave system below but i don't think he knew for sure" and then i watch grian's episode where he stumbles upon the cavern and starts cheerfully explaining how he hopes the vertical mining will end up killing someone for demise and i just. i should not be surprised like yeah ok typical grian behavior.
#hermitcraft#grian#maige's posts#no its so funny bc i was thinking back to like. limL joel and jimmy mining straight down for shits and giggles and THEN dying bc theyre#idiots. and then theres grian who was 100% AWARE of the cave and actively WANTED someone to die by it#like ok you chaotic shit this is why your sweater is red youre always on your red life you bastard (affectionate)#mcyt
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ppl acting like izzy didn't get to experience true happiness when he got to look the british empire in the face and call it a rancid, syphilitic cunt, what more could you possibly want
#one of the top moments of the whole season you go you horrible rat bastard (affectionate)#this is an izzy hands appreciation post. credit where credit is due.#our flag means death#ofmd s2 spoilers#izzy hands#count your blessings people
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lovingly pointing out that the cat king did to edwin what edwin did to his cat
step by step, even. offered him something he wanted (even if only deep down), put a binding spell on him, then asked for something he wanted in exchange for freedom
obviously they wanted different things, but it's funny that the cat king just decided "let's copy paste the crime as the punishment"
#dead boy detectives#cat king#edwin payne#the cat king#every day i lose my mind about equal retribution and the cat king saying he's fair#cause yeah! he is fair! he's also a trickster so you have to guess what counts as fair to him#also like that's an entire cat he just looks like a person and acts like a bastard (affectionate) sometimes#i love him he's so fascinating
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"All right, I'll distract him, you sneak in."
The Librarians S02E07 And the Image of Image.
#the librarians#jacob stone#christian kane#razaaq adoti#tw flashing#as much as i love you jake as a brit myself i would REALLY want to hit you here#smug bastard (affectionate)#this scene does have some great expressions of his in it though#and for that i'll forgive you#ghostly'sgifs
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#pinterest suggested me this#he looks so polite#but like I can still see he's a bastard (affectionate)#he looks like that one friend who should be a convicted criminal when he tries to pull an angel face in front of your parents#and they believe him but you know#polite bastard#sebastian vettel#s5#formula 1#f1
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My aroace ass is trying so hard to be sympathetic to Andrew Minyardās down bad horrendous behavior but it is so so funny baby you are never going to live this shit down what do you mean youād let him ruin your life what if he hadnāt liked you back you ridiculous bastard
#aftg#andrew minyard#andriel#calling your crush a pipe dream to their face ā
#unexpectedly ātelling your crush you are dtf with a straight face ā
#sharing your cigarettes with the man you āhateā ā
#doing whatever he wants bc he asked ā
#his dumbass spent 6+ months speed running heās pretty >> heās an asshole and itās hot >> he cares about me???#>> oh heās a little fucked up actually (still hot) >> he listens to me??? respects boundaries??? >> heās the most oblivious shithead ever#and then they kiss#his pining ass#no one will ever believe you donāt have feelings again#they are horrible bastard children (affectionate)
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[Image Description in the Alt Text]
Ever wondered what happened to the puppets stuck in the Wondrium Arena?
So did the Professor and his meat shield/bestie westie, Ryan. Instead of waiting for an answer, they planned to get the puppets out of there. They even argued with God over it, or rather the Professor did since Ryan was too mentally out-of-it from the absolute absurdity of this situation.
And what did God give to them in return for winning the argument? A bus. To drive to the Wondrium Arena with. āCause what better way to rescue a bunch of dead puppets than crashing a bus into their purgatory?
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I'm happy to announce the release of my first AO3 fanfic: Seatbelts, Everyone!
As you can see from the blurb above, it's a one-shot crackfic about the Professor and Ryan rescuing the puppets in the Wondrium Arena by crashing a bus into it. 'Cause why not?!
This fic has it all! We got:
Ryan learning how to drive a bus via WikiHow!
God being the absolute worst!
Silly puppet interactions!
Existential crises occuring throughout the fic!
An honestly heart-warming ending?
Y'all the line between silly jesting and sincere genuineness is so blurry in this fic. So if that all sounds like a jam of a time, you can read the fic via clicking here! Or clicking the title. Or searching up "Seatbelts, Everyone!" by crispycreambacon on AO3.
Thank you so much for checking it out! And even if you don't, I hope you enjoyed the comic. May you all have a fantabulous day!
#this comic took 10 HOURS but it was so worth it#I had a lot of fun drawing the expressions and giggling at myself while I poorly photobash to create the backgrounds#THANK GOD FOR IBISPAINT X FREE ASSETS FR FR#Not this God this god is an absolute bastard#(affectionate but still a bastard)#I missed making comics so much you have no idea!!#So proud of myself for completing this fic.. it's been so long since I've written a full story for fun#also fyi we have TWO non-binary icons (affectionate + derogatory) in this fic#the Professor and God#I'm sure you know which one is which :}}}#okay rambling over lemme uh#puppet history#the professor puppet history#the professor#ryan bergara#ryan beef boy bergara#shane madej#estranged producer shane madej#watcher#watcher entertainment#watcher fanart#art#artists on tumblr#fanart#chris p fried art#image described#chris p fried writings
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dumb bitch hours
#screamer you are more of a bastard than ever#the biggest twink that ever twunked#i hope he gets obliterated (affectionate)#transformers#maccadam#starscream#skybound transformers#transformers skybound#skybound#carly skybound#carly
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i just like him a normal amount
#my baby my baby my baby#this loser (affectionate) has consumed my entire life#I just want him to be happy with his bastard man boyfriend#Mac McDonald#iasip#itās always sunny in philadelphia#rob mcelhenney#Ronny the rat#Sunny sweet 16#Iām such a macgirl in case you couldnāt tell#likeā¦ feelings every day? anger issues? showing love by taking care of people? yeah thatās my guy for real
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Woahhh Whaler OC be upon yeeee
#graedari doodles#graedari ocs: Jordan Wyman#dishonored#dishonored ocs#dishonored oc#dh oc#whaler oc#digital art#traditional art#procreate#apple pen#ipad#lined paper#pen#pencil#have my little guy#ig if anyone wants to know about them please ask#they're my little bastard (affectionate)#Jordan babeygurl(nb) i could give you so many problems (and i did)#graedari dh
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Do you guys ever think about the fact that we got to see Maya Fey at a point in time where she's older than Mia was when she died... do you ever think about younger siblings who grow older than their older siblings... who get a glimpse of how it felt for their sibling to be that age... and that their older sibling will always feel older and more mature in their memories, even as they're perpetually stuck as the age they died in while their younger sibling gets to surpass them in years and life experience... do you ever think about that and cry...
#ace attorney#maya fey#mia fey#maya was around 28 in aa6 while mia died when she 27... just for reference...#do you ever think abt maya at age 27-28 looking in the mirror and seeing mia? or better yet phoenix who has always seen a bit of mia#in maya looking at her during their reunion in aa6 and seeing even more of mia in the woman standing before him... bc i would go crazy#thinking abt that for too long#idk man im an older sibling and the thought of my younger sibling one day outliving me makes me cry... although god forbid they go out firs#if that happens im killing them again just to revive them they dont get to do that to me the little bastard (affectionate).#theyre not leaving me alone on this god damned mortal plane
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the latest in a long line of D&D characters ! ! ! please meet outis, my archaic warforged paladin ! ! ! they were originally built to find patterns in chaos and help guide travelers through hazardous places where rules are few and far between, though a recent expedition gone awry seems to have put an end to its career
even still, they're still on a journey to some place far, far away, though no one seems to know whereāleast of all outis w
doodle of how we usually end up drawing them in the ms paint session notes below the cut w
#miodoodledavinci#the unending agony i went through when i realized i was going to have to learn how to draw a horse for this build KJLSFHKHSLFK#listen i've wanted to play a centaur since forever and i just figured a big metal centaur would be easier to draw#(i was wrong)#anyway i'd post more about them but my partner follows me on here and i can't spoil things for him ksjdfhgklhd#all you need to know is it has a -2 dex mod and is apparently snarky as hell JSHLKHSFJK#sassy vaguely posh british bastard (affectionate)#oh also i had fun rendering the copper on this one w#oxidized copper my beloved <3#the coolest emerald division
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Of course that's what you say
#you kinky bastard (affectionate)#nati plays ikevil#ikemen villains#ikevil screenshots#ikevil roger#ikemen villains roger#ikevil
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This mf is TOO BIG!!!
#ultraman#ben 10#ultraman taro#way big#ultimate way big#ben tennyson#I'm gonna do a mebius + heatblast thing later#I was lwk gonna make a dumb comic on taro#and his entire family tryna figure out who diddled around with him to get uwb until landing on tregear leading to taiga going#'did you fuck my dad?' to tregear (he wishes)#UNTIL I REMEMBERED ZERO EXISTED ššš#dumbass and lanky bastard (also a dumbass) (affectionate)#what if instead of calling himself ultimate way big he just called himself Too Big#it'd be funny#too bad he only had one appearance š I'm having fun with this tbh
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ANOTHER EPISODE WOOOO!!!
I've also somehow managed to convince my friend to listen to it with me, so we'll see how that goes!
#I think I'll be getting a little heavier with this one guys#deep sigh#oh to be a patron and get episodes every week#you lucky bastards#/affectionate#malevolent#malevolent pod#malevolent podcast#arthur lesters body parts#limb posting
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Hey do yous want to see my favourite bit from the first Thor film? It's this bit:
What's going on here? Why would anyone be standing behind that big gold pillar for any reason other than to slink out from behind it? There's nothing there! Not even the sinister shadows that I suspect were supposed to be on that part of the set.
Oh ho ho, here we go, here we goooooo!!!
Oh yeah, I absolutely 100% trust whatever this lad's about to say. That's the least shifty approach I've ever seen in my life. He barely even skulked.
Listen to him, Thor! I don't care what he's saying to you, it's definitely good advice whatever it is. See how he's leaning towards you in a completely un-conspiratorial manner, speaking quietly because he knows you're a sensitive type who gets nervous around loud noises. This is really good advice. You can tell because he looks so earnest.
Oh and here come some witnesses! I mean your friends!
You can safely ignore whatever he's saying now though, Thor. He's obviously got a bit intimidated by the success that lies ahead when you carry out this amazing plan that you've just come up with all by yourself after he suggested it.
Oof, he's very against you doing that thing that you're about to do! He's sooooo disappointed with the way this is going. He's just said it's madness! In a loud, clear voice that should have carried across the room quite well.
I wonder if any of the witnesses overheard that part of the conversation?
Aye. Aye, they did :)
#no really i love this bit#this is true cinema. this is art. this is making me want to check if my purse is still where i left it.#that's why i get a bit sad when people tell me loki was just lurking behind that pillar because it has such a nice view of the sunset#if i'm supposed to conclude from this scene that loki was entirely innocent at this point then someone's fucked up quite badly here.#i mean aside from thor. thor's definitely fucked up quite badly here. he's fucked up by listening to slinky mcslinkface.#all that later drama could have been avoided if only this room hadn't had huge pillars along one side that a person could lurk behind :'(#why were you even standing there in the first place you shifty wee bastard (affectionate)?!#thor (2011)#mcu tag
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