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They Killed Jesse!
#Minecraft#mineblr#mcsm#minecraft: story mode#mcsm Jesse#mcsm petra#South Park#reference#zombie#spider#monsters#mc#art#fan art#artist#artist on tumblr#my art#omg they killed Jesse!#you bastards!#I WILL make mcsm x South Park work! >:(#i gotta work on backgrounds and proportions bro 😭#anyways likes and reblogs always appreciated. thank you 🫶
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A lifetime of a thousand deaths
“Oh no they killed Kenny!”
“You bastards!” shrieked Kyle.
In his final moments Kenny scoffed. Sure, they were bastards right now, but neither of them would remember this tomorrow. Those assholes never did. They never remembered his mangled body or crying out to the sick deities that caused his demise. He supposed they whoever they were, got off on it. Sometimes death would be instant, but usually his consciousness would remain long enough to hear the same two sentences from Stan and Kyle. Then he would wake up, his body sore and aching. There were never any physical scars, but sometimes he could swear that he saw a broken, mangled body in the mirror. Then he would blink, and it would be gone. When he was little, he had truly believed it was a superpower, but now as a teenager, he recognised it was anything but. His lifetime was but a thousand deaths. Could it really be called a life? Kenny didn’t think so. He closed his eyes and when he opened them again he was back in his bed with nothing but a pounding headache to remind him of his most recent death.
#kenny mccormick#south park#oh no they killed kenny!#you bastards!#i don’t even know what this is#cause it’s too short to be a fanfic#ah welp#kyle brovlofski#stan marsh#it’s probably really bad lol
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i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted
#danny phantom#ater art#dp#phandom#comic#is this anything#cant belive this is my first time drawing val lol im so sorry queen#valerie gray#love how halfa isnt obviously half ghost half human.#HALF WHAT YOU GHOST BASTARD my beloved#i have great summer break
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haven’t watched the special yet…. THEY KILLED KENNY,??
I missed Kyle being completely insane and unhinged
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Joe Biden would rather risk full on war than stop genocide.
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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you
#u gonna tell him the tooth fairy doesn’t exist next?? Santa isn’t real?? sick bastard#i haven’t drawn these idiots in their normal-ish form since my 1941 comic can you imagine????#that was almost 2 months ago????#crazy#Ive been pretty busy with comissions but I managed to scramble this together for ya#good omens#good omens series two#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#angel crowley#angel aziraphale#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously :) (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <;3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))
Terry Pratchett: One day he rang me up and said, "I've started a book and, I think it's good, but I haven't the faintest idea where it goes." So, I said, "All right, well, send me the pages." And I read it and wrote him back and said, "I don't know where it goes either, but I do know what happens next."
Neil Gaiman: I was pretty much nocturnal then, so I would write my chunk of Good Omens before I went to bed, and I'd go to sleep about five o'clock in the morning and I'd get up about one o'clock in the afternoon and my answering machine would be flashing on, and I'd press the button and a voice would say, "Get up, get up you lazy bastard, I've just written a good bit."
Terry Pratchett: We did it as a kind of holiday, because if it crashed and burned, nobody would notice.
#good omens#gointerviewedit#terry pratchett#neil gaiman#terry and neil#terry interview#interview#neil interview#gnu terry pratchett#neil gaiman dream dangerously#fun fact#btb#dream dangerously#❤#get up get up you lazy bastard I've just written a good bit
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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‼️ GOOD MORNING GF NATION ‼️
#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#billford#bill cipher#billfiddlesford#alex hirsh you brilliant bastard thank you#thank you#more art on the way pinkie promise#my art#ford pines
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i wanted to show them the stars.
#fanart#draws#gravity falls#bill cipher#the book of bill#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#gfalls#illustration#digital art#watercolor#me: oh man art fight is over i'm probably going to lose my art motivation now :/#the triangle bastard bursting into my room at mach speed:#also translation for the ciphers in the bg are as follows:#repeating ones that fade out are just ''why did you do it'' over and over to ref the video of him w scalene and euclid on the website#and the verse next to him reads ''oh little billy / what have you done / mama's little boy / you've flown too close / to the sun''#can you tell i feel insane about the new lore
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Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”
The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned
The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine
Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her
#food tips#food#usually pork#you can’t just fry pork plain#it’s fucking boring#no#even just the tiniest bloop of teriyaki#a teaspoon of lea and perrins#or my preferred bastard mix: honey garlic honey mustard teriyaki bbq lea and perrins#leave it in that bitch overnight#i did a 48 hour marinade once and OH MY FUCKING GID#i wish i had energy to do it every day
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gosh, giraffes directly facing the camera are just *chef's kisses*
fuzzy-caterpillar-eyelashed goofballs
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one thing about Joel Smallishbeans is that he's always giggling. I think most people overlook this in the fandom because most of the time his delivery is just so deadpan and sarcastic, but its when he's doing a bit with another person you can always hear him loudly giggling in between sentences trying not to break character. He is ESPECIALLY prone to doing this with Etho. Its so damn cute it makes me insane and I think more people deserve to notice this!!
#hermitcraft#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#this post brought to you by latest smalletho interaction in joels video#just joel giggling like a bastard while etho complains about how he was embarassed by joels statue prank#absolutely IMMACULATE vibes from these two. please i need more people to see just how light hearted they are with each other 😭💞#smalletho <- kinda#rayala rambles
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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severely unwell. thanks mr hozier
#unreal unearth#hozier#this album feels very personal very intimate i feel rude and invasive for listening#but i will continue to#worth the wait as always you big soulful bastard
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don't ask johann what he did back in college.
#ik of someone that will laugh at this#you know who you are.#and you know the lore behind it.#male yandere#yandere boy#yandere#yandere oc#original character#original art#johann the bastard
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