#you bastards!

[justanartistiguess]

They Killed Jesse!

[cosmickenny]

A lifetime of a thousand deaths

“Oh no they killed Kenny!”

“You bastards!” shrieked Kyle.

In his final moments Kenny scoffed. Sure, they were bastards right now, but neither of them would remember this tomorrow. Those assholes never did. They never remembered his mangled body or crying out to the sick deities that caused his demise. He supposed they whoever they were, got off on it. Sometimes death would be instant, but usually his consciousness would remain long enough to hear the same two sentences from Stan and Kyle. Then he would wake up, his body sore and aching. There were never any physical scars, but sometimes he could swear that he saw a broken, mangled body in the mirror. Then he would blink, and it would be gone. When he was little, he had truly believed it was a superpower, but now as a teenager, he recognised it was anything but. His lifetime was but a thousand deaths. Could it really be called a life? Kenny didn’t think so. He closed his eyes and when he opened them again he was back in his bed with nothing but a pounding headache to remind him of his most recent death.

[memingursa]

Joe Biden would rather risk full on war than stop genocide.

[aterfish]

i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

[ato-dato]

Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously :) (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <;3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))

Terry Pratchett: One day he rang me up and said, "I've started a book and, I think it's good, but I haven't the faintest idea where it goes." So, I said, "All right, well, send me the pages." And I read it and wrote him back and said, "I don't know where it goes either, but I do know what happens next."

Neil Gaiman: I was pretty much nocturnal then, so I would write my chunk of Good Omens before I went to bed, and I'd go to sleep about five o'clock in the morning and I'd get up about one o'clock in the afternoon and my answering machine would be flashing on, and I'd press the button and a voice would say, "Get up, get up you lazy bastard, I've just written a good bit."

Terry Pratchett: We did it as a kind of holiday, because if it crashed and burned, nobody would notice.

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[b1p-b00p-b0p]

‼️ GOOD MORNING GF NATION ‼️

[britcision]

Hey when you move out on your own the most important food tip I can give you is “maybe you don’t hate x maybe your guardians just cooked it wrong”

The number of foods I have learned I really like if they’re Fucking Seasoned

The number of foods I’ve introduced friends to that they warned me they’d always hated til I let them try a piece of mine

Also marinade things for 24 hours the second you have your own fridge it is a GAME CHANGER you thought you knew food but you have never met her

[okidraw]

i wanted to show them the stars.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

gosh, giraffes directly facing the camera are just *chef's kisses*

fuzzy-caterpillar-eyelashed goofballs

[rayalahon]

one thing about Joel Smallishbeans is that he's always giggling. I think most people overlook this in the fandom because most of the time his delivery is just so deadpan and sarcastic, but its when he's doing a bit with another person you can always hear him loudly giggling in between sentences trying not to break character. He is ESPECIALLY prone to doing this with Etho. Its so damn cute it makes me insane and I think more people deserve to notice this!!

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[comfytaire]

severely unwell. thanks mr hozier

[egophiliac]

You can’t pick Lilia for this. But who is your other favorite short character in Twst?

I like the angry little king boy 🌹

[oldbookist]

“umm but we have to change his canon characterization to make him more palatable” he’s unpalatable TO YOU. im eating him