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Eric Cartman? No... Eric CartTACOmen 😔



The SBF's ^^

#south park#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#butters leopold stotch#3ds game notes#oh my god#they killed kenny!#you bastards!
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where’s my me when i fucking GET nara image. I need it again
#give me service corps tables of organization and equipment!#and a working fucking catalog search if you don’t mind!#you bastards!
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A lifetime of a thousand deaths
“Oh no they killed Kenny!”
“You bastards!” shrieked Kyle.
In his final moments Kenny scoffed. Sure, they were bastards right now, but neither of them would remember this tomorrow. Those assholes never did. They never remembered his mangled body or crying out to the sick deities that caused his demise. He supposed they whoever they were, got off on it. Sometimes death would be instant, but usually his consciousness would remain long enough to hear the same two sentences from Stan and Kyle. Then he would wake up, his body sore and aching. There were never any physical scars, but sometimes he could swear that he saw a broken, mangled body in the mirror. Then he would blink, and it would be gone. When he was little, he had truly believed it was a superpower, but now as a teenager, he recognised it was anything but. His lifetime was but a thousand deaths. Could it really be called a life? Kenny didn’t think so. He closed his eyes and when he opened them again he was back in his bed with nothing but a pounding headache to remind him of his most recent death.
#kenny mccormick#south park#oh no they killed kenny!#you bastards!#i don’t even know what this is#cause it’s too short to be a fanfic#ah welp#kyle brovlofski#stan marsh#it’s probably really bad lol
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i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted
#danny phantom#ater art#dp#phandom#comic#is this anything#cant belive this is my first time drawing val lol im so sorry queen#valerie gray#love how halfa isnt obviously half ghost half human.#HALF WHAT YOU GHOST BASTARD my beloved#i have great summer break
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Joe Biden would rather risk full on war than stop genocide.
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haven’t watched the special yet…. THEY KILLED KENNY,??
I missed Kyle being completely insane and unhinged




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once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12
(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#oh cater. cater cater cater.#i'm so sorry but riddle is the absolute funniest person to look at and be like#'actually yeah i think this is good. let's stick with this one.'#no it's great it's amazing cater is amazing actually#guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life 🤝 other guy who has never had a long-term friendship in his life#those two guys 🤝 third guy who sees the hollow voids inside them and immediately goes 'i need to fill that with food'#in this house we heart the heart senpais#fucking love how freaked out cater was by punk riddle#who is this. this is not his jousama. :(#(i do think one of the things cater likes about riddle is that he looks like he should act really cute but he is in fact A Bastard)#(a riddle who enthusiastically calls him caykun and is just kinda adorable is wrong on an intrinsic level)#cater once they hit the second level of dreaming: okay he's actively trying to kill us but at least i know how to deal with this#god. the hug. i'm not okay#that said i can't wait until after episode 7 when it finally occurs to riddle to ask what their dreams were#cater: oh uh...you know. :) stuff :)#trey: oh mine was actually -- cater what are you doing. put the teapot down.#(the rest of this scene has been redacted for everyone's benefit)
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Head in hands. Guys. Book version of Tfp Blurr……..

#tfp#transformers prime#transformers exiles#maccadam#transformers#Blurr#Jazz#optimus prime#Ratchet#BLURR YOU SNARKY BITCH DONT BREAK THE MOST IMORTANT CULTURAL SYMBOL OF YOUR PLANET#YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT TILL YOU GIVE IT TO THE NEXT WINNER#…….ah well………….I suppose there’s no such thing as ‘next winner’ while you’re alive………#lovingly. Bastard.
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Eric Cartman? No... Eric CartTACOmen 😔



The SBF's ^^

#south park#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#butters leopold stotch#3ds game notes#oh my god#they killed kenny!#you bastards!
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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Go on, burst every one of his bubbles why don’t you
#u gonna tell him the tooth fairy doesn’t exist next?? Santa isn’t real?? sick bastard#i haven’t drawn these idiots in their normal-ish form since my 1941 comic can you imagine????#that was almost 2 months ago????#crazy#Ive been pretty busy with comissions but I managed to scramble this together for ya#good omens#good omens series two#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#aziraphale x crowley#aziracrow#angel crowley#angel aziraphale#art#artwork#my art#fanart#digital art#drawing#comic#fan comic
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David Lynch has died at the age of 78. He's gone off to the big Red Room.
“I learned that just beneath the surface there’s another world, and still different worlds as you dig deeper. I knew it as a kid, but I couldn’t find the proof. It was just a feeling. There is goodness in blue skies and flowers, but another force - a wild pain and decay - also accompanies everything.”
— David Lynch
#david lynch#blue velvet#twin peaks#dune 1984#movies#hollywood#death notice#rest in power you brilliant bastard
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From the Neil Gaiman: Dream Dangerously :) (you can watch it here in US or with US vpn :) <;3) (or just this bit on youtube here :))
Terry Pratchett: One day he rang me up and said, "I've started a book and, I think it's good, but I haven't the faintest idea where it goes." So, I said, "All right, well, send me the pages." And I read it and wrote him back and said, "I don't know where it goes either, but I do know what happens next."
Neil Gaiman: I was pretty much nocturnal then, so I would write my chunk of Good Omens before I went to bed, and I'd go to sleep about five o'clock in the morning and I'd get up about one o'clock in the afternoon and my answering machine would be flashing on, and I'd press the button and a voice would say, "Get up, get up you lazy bastard, I've just written a good bit."
Terry Pratchett: We did it as a kind of holiday, because if it crashed and burned, nobody would notice.
#good omens#gointerviewedit#terry pratchett#neil gaiman#terry and neil#terry interview#interview#neil interview#gnu terry pratchett#neil gaiman dream dangerously#fun fact#btb#dream dangerously#❤#get up get up you lazy bastard I've just written a good bit
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still figuring out how i wanna draw this man
#trigun#nicholas d. wolfwood#wolfwood#digital art#fanart#shart from the heart#this is no specific version of him - tho i think i unintentionally leaned more maximum that stampede#i think i'm aiming for a pretty balanced mix between all versions?#return to him his melanin and hooked nose you bastards
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‼️ GOOD MORNING GF NATION ‼️
#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#billford#bill cipher#billfiddlesford#alex hirsh you brilliant bastard thank you#thank you#more art on the way pinkie promise#my art#ford pines
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Crush, crush, crush!

#atla#zutara#avatar the last airbender#zuko#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#katara#jet atla#zuko art#zuko fanart#atla zuko#katara art#katara fanart#atla katara#katara of the southern water tribe#jetkotara#jetko#zutara fanart#Gotta love these mutual crushes#Love triangle? What is that???#In this house ZK is the ultimate OTP but we can appreciate the beauty and charm of the Mutual Ex Jet trope.#If only for the comedic potential.#Okay but seriously. Jet had the biggest crush on Zuko ever and it's so embarrassing. It's not even subtle.#“Hey so I saw you from across the deck and I think you just might be my soulmate. Wanna join my gang and be my partner for life?”#“Wait why not. We can be hot and moody and dark and rebellious toge—what do you mean you don't want to be with me.”#“Why does being dismissive make you hotter—oh spirits you're a firebender. I'LL KILL YOU.”#“I know you're up to something you evil bastard—no I won't stop stalking you. Stop asking. What did you just—FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU IDIOT.”#(He doesn't.)#jetara
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