#you asked and i will answer

[shinmiyovvi]

Hey, Kaoru and Dimitri! What do you guys think about Marie? And how did you guys first meet her? 

"Hello, Hazard! It's good to see you here. Hope you're having a good day or night."

"Privet. Okay, babe... This time, it's my turn to answer, alright?"

"Hai. You may now do the honors."

"Now, Marie is a short gremlin who is so energetic, especially when Stitch's around. Heard her calling him Vikhor sometimes, which he didn't like being called by his first name. But since it's Marie so she gets a pass. She's super close to my lovely Lyubov here like their best friends, and has the same birthday just like me."

"Mhm, she's super close to Stitch as they have a bond between each other. Whenever she's around, Stitch would get very weak and would also give in to his little gremlin. Now... I met her when I was new to Perseus, which Dimi was still held captive under the CIA. When I told her about Dimi, she makes an oath that she and I will work together to get him back."

"I met her when she was already brainwashed. But I did saw her files before when Stitch was reading through it. I told him that I want to see it to and just hands me hers. She has quite the history and I think whenever I mentioned her name to Stitch, he would start to get protective about her safety and herself."

"Well, he is caring to Marie, after all."

"But do you still remember that time Stitch was eyeing on you before you joined Perseus?"

"Oh... He was creeping me out at first, but... Before I met you, I was having a bit of a huge crush on him."

"You... What?"

"Well, that was before okay? Don't get so jealous."

"Tch, whatever."

"Anyways, I hope we answered your question!"

[kenvamp]

Uhm. Hello hermit nation🫣

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

[north-noire]

perhaps catching up a bit wouldn't hurt?

[wren-kitchens]

im annoyed and a little pedantic so can i just say as a blanket statement

queerbaiting is when the promotion for a FICTIONAL STORY intentionally hints towards two characters having a romantic relationship, without any intention to follow through in the show, in order to get queer people watching without discouraging the homophobic enjoyers of the show

queerbaiting is NOT:

a celebrity who you think is queer because theyre gnc or they have a 'vibe'. that is a real person and they cannot queerbait

two friends of the same gender pretending to flirt with each other for fun. those are real people and they cannot queerbait

a show with two characters of the same gender who are canonically friends that YOU PERSONALLY think would be better in a relationship. that's not bating, that's shipping, and subject to opinion

there are more but those are the main examples of people misunderstanding what queerbaiting is and being mad at something that isn't actually a problem

[halogalopaghost]

TIL that you can assign an AO3 next of kin to control your account in case of your death???

[pixlokita]

Oswald's mom is kinda-

[cherryfennec]

Summer Times

Hi! I'm finally back from my two week abroad trip!

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[shinmiyovvi]

Hello! This is for Licia and Lena! What do you two think of both primis and ultimis Zari respectively? 

"Hello, Hazard! It's good to see you."

"Yeah, yeah, just answer the goddamn question, Lena."

"I... W-Well don't mind about her. Anyways, Zari is a sweet child and a very eager one. She always looked up to me as if I'm a big sister to her and wished that I was. She will do everything for us, especially to my buddy Dempsey here, after all, I've noticed that both of them liked each other. For the other one, I find her quite the sarcastic one, both Zari's are the type of people who you don't want to mess with. But Licia's more worse that you can imagine.

"Wow, really? Whatever, since it's my turn now, here's my thoughts for the two. Both are small, quite the hot-head, a bit of a fighter but still needs to improved more. They're a caring one, though the other has a strained relationship with that psycho, but you get the whole idea. Overall, they're cool, just don't try and piss them off."

"Agreed. Anyways, both of them are beautiful, which the American marines can't help but to fall in love with them."

"There you have it, hope you're satisfied."

"Again, just don't mind her ill manners, heh."

[wintergrofyuri]

marcimede. halcille.

[humbuns]

pieced together till they're no longer broken apart

[chloesimaginationthings]

oh,,

cat's...

My addition… scooped Michael cat

[forgettable-au]

Sans do you ever feel that something might be missing?

Maybe he felt like that at some point, maybe for a long time. In the present, I think he's made some kind of peace with it.

Also, I really like the ask blog format, but I don't really mean this to be an ask blog.

So when writing questions, try to refer them to me instead of the characters. That way, they don't have to break the fourth wall lmao. I really wanted to answer this one tho

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[sensitiveheartless]

One Summer Day

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show