#hazard-15

[shinmiyovvi]

Hey, Kaoru and Dimitri! What do you guys think about Marie? And how did you guys first meet her? 

"Hello, Hazard! It's good to see you here. Hope you're having a good day or night."

"Privet. Okay, babe... This time, it's my turn to answer, alright?"

"Hai. You may now do the honors."

"Now, Marie is a short gremlin who is so energetic, especially when Stitch's around. Heard her calling him Vikhor sometimes, which he didn't like being called by his first name. But since it's Marie so she gets a pass. She's super close to my lovely Lyubov here like their best friends, and has the same birthday just like me."

"Mhm, she's super close to Stitch as they have a bond between each other. Whenever she's around, Stitch would get very weak and would also give in to his little gremlin. Now... I met her when I was new to Perseus, which Dimi was still held captive under the CIA. When I told her about Dimi, she makes an oath that she and I will work together to get him back."

"I met her when she was already brainwashed. But I did saw her files before when Stitch was reading through it. I told him that I want to see it to and just hands me hers. She has quite the history and I think whenever I mentioned her name to Stitch, he would start to get protective about her safety and herself."

"Well, he is caring to Marie, after all."

"But do you still remember that time Stitch was eyeing on you before you joined Perseus?"

"Oh... He was creeping me out at first, but... Before I met you, I was having a bit of a huge crush on him."

"You... What?"

"Well, that was before okay? Don't get so jealous."

"Tch, whatever."

"Anyways, I hope we answered your question!"

[jamieaiken919]

*Crashes through your window* IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DOSE OF AFFECTION!! YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU BESTIE 💖💖💖💖💖

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE CAN CLEAN UP THE WINDOWS LATER BESTIE YOU ARE MORE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU MORE

[milolov3nutella]

I'm gonna return the favor to you for the asks you've sent me 🥺💖💖 let's start with the basics! Primis and Ultimis Xiu, what do you think about primis and ultimis Zari respectively? And Hui, what do you think about Marie? 

Its nice to see you first here, Hazard! OK, I'll let them to the answering.

Oh, 你好. I'll start first then About Ultimis Zari, she is, in my opinion, much better than me. She is funny, caring and loyal to the people she love. I just felt jealous when I lost all of that a decade ago. All of the cold looks is a cover, I know she is fun and sweet underneath it all.

Finally, my turn! Primis Zari is so cool! When I first saw her, she is like the definition of badass. Those scars on her makes me feel like she been through hell. It's pretty cool how she is brave to risk her life for a better.

Where is Hui?

慧！你给我过来！(Hui! You better come here!)

Oh, uh. Hello! Sorry I was busy. About Marie, I did seen her name in one of the files before. It's sad to see how she felt this way to the CIA. She was brainwashed and I can't blame her for the pain she dealt. However she was a great Ally for the time, she had a personality that made me feel great about myself and she protected me alot, too. I wish she stayed longer but its better she is with Persues and his gang, I guess.

Thanks for the ask!

[kacievvbbbb]

Look I like Roger enough, I understand what he represents and I generally don’t think he was a bad dude. I do however think he was shit at interpersonal relationships because, what the fuck. Whitebeards crew is infinitely more well adjusted and I’d say he arguably had the more traumatic death.

Like what even, what kind of planning leads a 53 year old man to sire a child knowing he is dying of an incurable illness and is about to turn himself in to be excuted by the marines where he will cause so much chaos it is literally still turning the world on its head 22 years later. He knew he was going to cause so much of a stir that he literally disbanded his crew and told them to spread far and wide to keep them safe. Because he knew the marines would hunt them far and wide But yet he still brought a baby into the world. Babe. What the fuck? What even is that? What was the thought process. I sincerely hope it was an accident and not a deliberate attempt to bring about a new era.

Because if so babe I need to see the recipe or I’m afraid we can never let you cook again

[coralpaperthoughts]

i think some people (me, I'm talking about me) forget that Azula is only 14 years old.

she's FOURTEEN and she was a master at firebending, conquered Ba Sing Se and was nearly crowned Fire Lord ?? among many other things that I can't remember off the top of my head, but she was only 14???

me, at 14? I didn't even know what a swear word was

and then after the war's over?? what happens to her idek but if it's some bs like she got thrown in jail or smth imma be pissed coz she deserves better, like yeah she did all that shit, but Ozai was literally her father and Ursa was her mother - I think that justifies all her actions ngl

she wasn't even of legal age yet, surely that means they can offer her help or smth, instead of punish her???

[hummingbellehans]

Realized I've never drawn Hazard before, which is probably a crime, so here they are for #15daysoffatt day 3: Wheel, featuring the dead man's hand (and a sneaky Red Jack)

[emerdoodls]

tuc doodles

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Event: Campfire antics: Floyd (of course): let's go romantic maybe?

Sorry if I messed 5his up my brain go vrr rn

Campfire Antics; Floyd Leech

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, some soft Floyd

Word Count; 700+

AN; I hope you enjoy your eel (and congrats on the wedding). Decided to go a lil ham on the romance aspect (kissing, you smooch an eel). As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

The crackling of wood burning and the crashing of the ocean waves filled the night air. The blue and purple flames of the salt-saturated wood lit the campsite in a gentle glow. You and Floyd sat near the fire, Floyd propping his long legs on your lap, stretching them out, all while stuffing his face with marshmallows.

“How many does that make,” you asked, laughing at how stuffed his cheeks had gotten. Honestly, how had he not choked yet?

He moved his mouth but all that came out of his mouth was incoherent mumbling. He instead flashed his hands twice; he had twenty marshmallows crammed into his mouth somehow. He waggled his eyebrows at you, spat out a few marshmallows and gave you a big toothy grin. “I win the bet, Shrimpy! You said that I couldn’t fit twenty of those marshmallows in my mouth, an’ that was twenty-one!~”

“Actually I believe it was ‘you’re a hazard to society and a coward, do twenty,” you quipped back, looking softly at Floyd. “But you’re my hazard to society. What do ya want your prize to be then?”

Floyd flicked a half-eaten marshmallow at you, snickering. “Hmm, how about you close your eyes and I’ll surprise you with something?~” There was some sort of emotion swimming in his eyes, but you couldn’t tell what it was.

You closed your eyes, waiting for this surprise. You felt Floyd remove his legs from your lap, and the shifting of sand.

“M’kay, Shrimpy, ya can open your eyes now!” Floyd called excitedly, coming from a bit from your right.

You opened your eyes and Floyd was gone from the fire, but you saw the faintest hints of light blue light coming from the rather large tide pool the two of you had decided to make your fire next to. And in the tide pool was Floyd in his merform, glowing due to his bioluminenscene. All of the blue light from both him and the fire made his yellow eye shine, and everything about him was captivating. He waved you over, beckoning for you to get closer.

You got to the edge of the tide pool and Floyd swimmed up and placed a kiss to your nose. “Surprise!~” He shot you a wink before placing another kiss to your lips. 

You laughed. “So that was your plan-”

He shot up and dragged you into the tide pool. “Gotcha! Hehehehe, that was my surprise!” He wrapped himself around you, gentle though.

You spat out water at him, “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

Floyd helped you get out of the water and leaned on the edge of the tide pool. “Hmm,” he hummed to himself thinking. His eyes lit up and he dragged himself out of the water, still in his merform, and plopped himself in your lap. “I’m lucky that ya like me, Shrimpy.” He leaned his head back and smiled up at you. “I’m lucky that I have you.”

All of the joking was gone, Floyd was serious. And he was looking up at your face, which was illuminated softly by the campfire. He sighed and rolled back over to the tide pool, since he didn’t want to dry out. But instead of drying off by the fire you scooted over the edge, and placed your legs in.

Floyd swam over and propped himself up on your lap again. “Shrimpy?”

It’s not like we haven’t kissed before… And you captured his lips with yours. But it wasn’t soft like the previous ones, it conveyed all of the love in both your hearts and everything left unsaid. You pulled back first, sucking in large lung fulls of air. “I love you,” you stare into his eyes, seeing the blue flame from the campfire dance in them. 

He looked at you with lovestruck eyes, and crushed you into a tight hug, curling his tail around your legs. “I love you more, Shrimpy.”

Getting dry can wait for later, for now, nothing but enjoying this brief summer getaway mattered more. This perfect moment in time. And to think, this evolved from him trying to beat his personal best at the Fluffy Bunny challenge and wanting to try some s'mores with you.

[lvnarsapphic]

It really is so funny when I get blood work done for my doctor from an outside clinic or testing facility, they put huge flags on my results that are "holy shit please don't freak out but you seem to have too low testosterone and too high estrogen, here are a couple things that could cause this, here are some tips to help restore balance, but ultimately please do not freak out PLEASE" since my file hasn't been updated to "female". but yeah man, I sure hope that's how my levels would be trending after many months. I imagine once I do I'll get the opposite flags while I'm still taking the pills, if they would change the "sex" on file that is

[theoxvest]

An Elf Hazard inspired cut out. Maybe if I live another 82 years I'll get a tortoise delivery of my very own. More versions under the cut.

[badolmen]

The rain….

[shinmiyovvi]

Allow me to show you the dynamics of MariVi 🥺 also have a headcanon that if Marie is his little bunny then Stitch is her big bad wolf 😭😭

AAAAAAAAAA YESSSSSS 😭💖💖💖💖💖 BIG BAD WOLF STITCH AND LITTLE BUNNY MARIE!!!! I love how these ship dynamics suits them so well 🥺💖💖

Also, mind if I show some of DimiRu (Dimitri and Kaoru) ship dynamics as well? Also, the third one isn't a ship dynamic but more of a dynamic between Scythe and Stitch as rivals 🤭💖

[jamieaiken919]

So bestie, I realized this a while ago; Zari is not only the one female in the group, the shortest of them, but is also the youngest. On all accounts, Zari is certified baby 🥺😭😭💖💖💖 (I sent this before but I'm not sure if you got it 😭😭)

HI YES I DID GET IT IM SO SORRY >.< I finally started at a new job and my brain has been all over the place- I saw it and was going to respond and then totally forgot😭

BUT YES SHE IS CERTIFIED BABIE

[tanglepelt]

The leg is just broken.

[lessoneislessthannow]

[itstimeforstarwars]

Frankly how the fuck did I get into a non-managerial position of responsibility I was hired as a seasonal with the responsibilities of 1) put lawnmower in cart and 2) operate power equipment. I was supposed to work 20 hours a week for 1 summer.