#you are the synagogue of satan

[papirouge]

@alwida10 wild to say that when someone called Herod actually tried to kill Jesus while he was barely born and it didn't happen because Joseph and Mary were able to flee to Egypt which they wouldn't be able to do so today because of Israel occupation 🙃

[malt-beverage-enthusiast]

Foreign military uniforms in congress.

Keep paying taxes and watching tv, goyim

[socalledfreethinker]

Kike zionist that doesn’t even give any of your perverted jew money that you make from selling c#!ld p0{^0graphy to your synagogue of Satan

[papirouge]

Calling the murder of 30 000 civilians "bullying" is absolutely psychotic

The thing is, Israel had most of the missiles intercepted. so because there was no "real damage" people will act like this is ok. Israel is a big bad bully, they can take it, so you can attack them freely and they cannot retaliate because you are the poor little mew mew whose citizens get killed because you don't give a crap about their life.

and the big guy attacking the small one is always bad, no matter what the small one did, right?

[gothamite-rambler]

Batfamily Mitzvah

Context: I learned about Bruce is canon Jewish because his mother was and this is if Kate dragged Bruce to a family bar mitzvah.

Kate is reading a People magazine.

Kate: Bruce, do you know Linda?

Bruce (sorting through paperwork): The crazy family member? That doesn’t narrow it down, does it?

Kate: Not really. She’s our third cousin, but she goes by Aunt Linda. She’s the one who hit her husband with her car, and when he survived, they stayed together.

Bruce: That Linda... I’ve always hated her. I remember she used to insult my mom for not marrying the right man.

Kate: That's the one. We all hate her at this point. Anyways her son's son—

Bruce (correcting tone): Her grandson?

Kate rolled her eyes.

Kate: Yes, smartass. They’re throwing him a bat mitzvah in a few weeks, and they invited me. You’re coming.

Bruce: I’m busy that day.

Kate: I haven’t told you when it is.

Bruce: My schedule is full when it comes to visiting 'Aunt' Linda and her insane family.

Kate: My bad, cuzzo. You misunderstood. That wasn’t an invitation; it was a command. I’m not going alone.

Bruce: Why not?

Kate (looking up from her magazine): I’m a lesbian, and they’re very religious. Linda will be there and has made it very clear that “Oh, it’s just a phase, darling. You’ll find the right man!”

Bruce: Why am I coming, though? I don’t like her, and I don’t want to hear her voice again.

Kate: I’m bringing you so she can ask why you’ve adopted those kids and aren’t married yet, how one of them died and then came back to life, why you’re dating a former bank robber, and why you only have one biological son. Tsk, tsk, naughty, naughty, naughty. I told her some things about you in the group chat, and she’s already asked a lot of evasive questions... about you. Make sure you have a good suit; that’s basically all you wear.

Bruce: Oh, okay... I have no say in the matter. Got it. Fine.

Kate (dryly): There’s the master detective you pride yourself on being.

Bruce (already regretting this): What time are we supposed to be there?

Kate: We have to be at the synagogue early in the morning because it’s on a Sunday—you are going into the synagogue; I don’t want to hear it.

Bruce groaned, rubbing his temples. He never seemed to get along with churches, but he knew he had no say in the matter when it came to Kate and her persistence.

Kate: After that, the party is at three. I hate talking to so many of them; we can sneak off, have a drink, whatever you want to do, and show back up at four. Are you bringing the kids?

Bruce (sarcastically): Was that a question I'm allowed to answer? Thank you so much for allowing me to respond.

Kate: I can be nice like that.

Bruce (aggravated): No, they’re not going. I don’t even want to bring Damian. They wouldn’t like that side of the family.

Kate: Hmm, I never asked—are you practicing Judaism?

Bruce: Nope.

Kate: Why? Aunt Martha was Jewish; by extension, you’re Jewish.

Bruce: That’s not true.

Kate: You’ve studied numerous forms of fighting, weapons, and even opera, but you don’t know that if your mother is Jewish, you’re Jewish, too? Damian, however, is ethnically Jewish. Your dad doesn’t factor in... were you unaware?

Bruce glares at Kate, refusing to answer.

Kate: Oh my goodness! Yes, I knew something you didn’t know!

Bruce (rubbing his forehead): Yup, I’ll give you that. But for your information, I was never raised with a Jewish upbringing.

Kate: Seriously, I thought they’d do something—

Bruce: They died when I was eight in an alley. You lose the spirit of anything when that happens!

Kate (sighing): You use that excuse too much.

Bruce: My parents died!

Kate (silent for a second): My sister is clinically insane, and one of your sons shook hands with God. It’s not a competition.

Bruce: The way Jason tells it, he met Satan for some time.

Kate: He’s joking; were you unaware of that as well?

Bruce refused to respond, pretending to read a document on his desk.

Kate (laughing): Are they aware you’re Jewish?

Bruce: Yes, but again, I’m not practicing. So it’s like... yes, but no.

Kate: Oh, so me. Cool.

Kate returned to reading, while Bruce looked over a case about Scarecrow.

Bruce (desperate): Can I pay you—

Kate (firmly): You’re going to this party; money won’t change that.

Bruce (half-sarcastically): I just love these special moments we share.

Kate: Aww, same here, cuzzo.

Batfamily mitzvah -> pt 2

[diabolicphallus666]

What our Almighty Lord Satan creates is far superior to any others, any god who attempts to surpass or dominate ABYSS will eventually meet their end. SATAN is the head of AZERATE, and SATAN is embodiment of ABYSS. All that exists and ever will exist is within the Infinite realms of Almighty Lord Satan. Even that which was stolen, by the false putrid trinity of the nazarene cunts. The xristcunts worship a rogue Demonic God, one who falsely puts itself above our Almighty Lord God Satan, one who will soon be devoured entirely by the approaching Darkness.

Even now as we speak, as we pray to Lord Satan and carry out his work here on earth as his Demon Children in the flesh, and through spiritual works of warfare against Satans enemies, the xristcunts beg and plead for their lives as their neighboring abrahamic filth execute them en mass. From Palestine to Israel, the filth of abrahams descendants fill their own rivers with the blood of each other, fools doing Satan's work in disguise, enemies of our Almighty Lord slaying one another. There is no rapture for them. There is no heaven.

AVE HVHI SATHANAS

AGIOS O SATANAS

ZAZAS ZAZAS NASATANADA ZAZA

TASA REME LARIS SATAN

And in this remember who will always be there for you. Hold his name dearly in your heart when you wake up, throughout the day, and when you go to bed. Teach your children of the Great Wonders of Lord Satan. Infiltrate churches, mosques, and synagogues, rupture the enemy from within and transform all who cast out our Lord Satan into the red carpet of which they tread.

[papirouge]

Israel are the one bombing those churches - not the Hamas, genius. The irony is that as islamist the Hamas is, those churches were still up under its control. It only took Israel to destroy them all along the actual Christians inside of them. Funny how that works🙃

People will watch one of the oldest churches on earth being bombed by i*rael and still celebrate Christmas. They will watch the near extinction of Palestinian Christians and still celebrate Christmas. Christmas celebrations have been cancelled in Bethlehem, but Everyone else will still continue to celebrate Christmas.

[spot-the-antisemitism]

Christian antisemite thinks all non christians are witches

we got deicide and we got synagogue of satan

also "Jews are indigenous to caves", haven't heard that one since Jojo Rabbit where it was an obvious joke

I beg you to not milk them for more canard block and move on

[papirouge]

note that whenever Jews are being attacked, Zionists are trying to convince us that this is an attack against the whole Western/Christian world and that Israel is thee ally of Christians in the middle east, but when Christians are being attacked by Jews, we (Western Christians) are expected to be quiet, and meekly accept it. After all, Christian Palestinians just had to be more careful & leave the war zone when being told to, and- OH LOOK AT THE HAMAS!!!!

[reality-detective]

Piglosi was captured by the fake news talking about this 👇

Smear Campaignin American English

noun

a campaign to tarnish the reputation of a public figure, esp. by vilification or innuendo.

Smear Campaignin British English

noun

politics

a deliberate attack on somebody, by spreading an untrue and unpleasant rumour about them, or by making an accusation intended to damage their reputation.

The evil party has been doing that to Trump since he began to run for office and it has not stopped. They also do it to countries like Russia, China, North Korea, Iran who do not want to go along with the EU's and WEF's one world government. The United States is the strong arm of these evil entities who want to control all of humanity.

Think about it... Do you think all these countries would be like this if they were left alone? Evil lives here and it's the Zionist Jews (the fake Jews) the Bible speaks about that are leading the way. 👇

I know your works, tribulation, and poverty (but you are rich); and I know the blasphemy of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan. Revelation 2:9

Indeed I will make those of the synagogue of Satan, who say they are Jews and are not, but lie. Revelation 3:9

Many have been led astray by the synagogue of satan and the apocalyptic time is near that the wrath of God is coming for them.

ARE YOU PREPARED? Many are not ready for what is coming. 🤔

[ace7librarian]

Hatchetfield Jewish headcanons!

Based on surnames and some unrelated headcanons.

*After Jane died, Tom really wanted to keep the Jewish traditions for Tim, but he had zero clue what to do, so he called Emma. She also had no idea what to do, but she tried her best.

*Ruth and Richie make fun of Pete for being the only goy in the squad. Everyone just assume he's Jewish, and that makes him really confused. Also, Ruth unironically ships Tanakh characters.

*Shapiro has a Jewish dad and a Catholic mom, so she got the Jewish surname and the Catholicism. She breaks the glass in her and miss mullberry's wedding. Miss mullberry is also Jewish.

*at one timeline Steph finds Solomon with the black book or something and blames him for encouraging the stereotype that Jews worship Satan.

*Dan Reynolds is Jewish. I have no reason for this.

*the following conversation happened at some point.

Emma: and I'm not going to let some republican, Christian old man-

Bob Metzger, offended: Christian????

Emma: ....

Bob: there's ONE synagogue. How did you never see me there???

Emma: I was smoking outside???

Bob: we're a big family! My grandchildren were outside! Our last name is Metzger!!

Emma: ....sorry. A republican old man.

Bob: there you go.

*Karen Chasity is very upset about having Solomon lauter as a mayor. Sam sweetly as well. I just know these two would want a Christian mayor.

*Daniel/stopwatch invites the other kids to celebrate Jewish holidays with him. Sophia melts some candlesticks and Hannah starts having visions when they read the Haggadah, but they still had a great time.

Characters that deserve an honourable mention:

The spankoffskis sound very Jewish, but we know ted is a Christian, and they both went to a Christian summer camp.

Linda says "mensch", but with the implications of the rich bitch being Jewish? No thanks. Plus she has way too much Christian symbolism in her character. My headcanon is that she heard Jews were controlling the media so she started using Yiddish slang to look richer. I'm sorry, but she would.

I love Gary Goldstein, but he is a walking stereotype.

[helloentropy]

Braius' backstory stuff

This post isn't going to be a "no fun allowed" one but I do think it's important to re-contextualize Braius' backstory because once we do, we can realize how sad it really is.

As viewers, Jester and Nott/Veth's prank was hilarious because it was such a clusterfuck of a series of events and seemingly no one got hurt.

However, in-universe, what they did was incredibly sacrilegious and if you look at it from a religious point of view it was incredibly fucked up.

Not the best analogies but defacing Bahamut's statue by using Tiamat's colors is like the real world equivalent of e.g. going to a synagogue and drawing all over the scrolls of the Torah, or leaving an image of Muhammad in a mosque, or turning the cross with Jesus on it upside down and drawing "satanic"/occult symbols or phrases all over it in a Christian church.

As a follower of a lawful good deity, Braius got incredibly lucky because he ended up being "just" excommunicated instead of getting executed for failing to protect the temple.

Again, as the viewers/audience, we know Jester and Nott/Veth weren't trying to do any real damage, they just saw it as a good but the Platinum Dragon's church didn't and doesn't know this so they took everything at face value and it's not hard to conclude that it was a deliberate act of aggression from a possible cult or group of people who are enemies of Bahamut.

There were worshippers in the temple as well and had any of them died, it would've cast the church into a bad light, sending the message that the Platinum Dragon's church can't even protect innocent people when it's literally one of Bahamut's commandment to defend the weak.

Knowing King Dwendal, the church's diplomatic relationship with the Dwendalian Empire could've been jeopardized as well.

Braius is rightfully angry, resentful, and bitter about the situation because he literally did nothing wrong and got punished for it. In his eyes his punishment was unfair and it is but Bahamut's church responded the only way it could without losing face or going against the Platinum Dragon's tenets and commandments.

I know Sam gave Braius' backstory as a callback to Campaign 2 and to make the other players laugh but I think Matt probably thought it through what it meant in-universe and will plan accordingly.

[counter-culture-christian]

I will no longer accept any denomination of which their doctrine/theology doesn't align with the scripture of the Holy Bible (apocryphal books excluded). They will not be considered part of Christianity nor Christianity itself. There is only the Christianity of the Holy Bible, anything other than that is of the synagogue of Satan. Many of which the members of said denominations identify as their denominations and not as Christian, this already setting themselves apart from Christianity. Forsaking the doctrines and Gospel of the Bible, for a different one, a different Jesus. They debate for the sake of their denominations and not the sake of Christ Jesus; defending it passionately and incorrectly. These types think that you are merely hating, merely wishing to destroy their denominations when in fact you genuinely intend to share the truth of God's Word. They zealously defend their perverted doctrines with scripture which is taken out of context. I will not entertain lies, delusions. I stand with and for the true Christ Jesus of which true Christianity came from.

[mybeautifulchristianjourney]

To The Church in Philadelphia

7 "To the angel of the church in Philadelphia write: "These are the words of the Holy One, the True One, he who has the key of David, he who opens and no one can shut, and who shuts and no one opens:

8 "I know your works. Look, I have set before you an open door, which no one can shut. For you have a little power, and have kept my word, and did not deny my name. 9 Look, I give of the synagogue of Satan, of those who say they are Jews, and they are not, but lie; look, I will make them to come and worship before your feet, and to know that I have loved you. 10 Because you kept my command to endure, I also will keep you from the hour of testing, which is to come on the whole world, to test those who dwell on the earth. 11 I am coming quickly. Hold firmly that which you have, so that no one takes your crown. 12 He who overcomes, I will make him a pillar in the temple of my God, and he will go out from there no more. I will write on him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, the new Jerusalem, which comes down out of heaven from my God, and my own new name. 13 He who has an ear, let him hear what the Spirit says to the churches. — Revelation 3:7-13 | New Heart English Bible (NHEB) The New Heart English Bible is in the public domain Cross References: 1 Kings 7:21; Job 12:14; Psalm 46:4; Isaiah 22:22; Isaiah 43:4; Isaiah 45:14; Isaiah 49:23; Isaiah 62:2; Matthew 11:15; Matthew 13:9; Matthew 16:19; Matthew 24:14; Mark 4:23; Luke 8:8; John 17:6; Acts 14:27; 1 Corinthians 9:25; 2 Timothy 2:12; Revelation 1:3; Revelation 2:2; Revelation 2:10; Revelation 2:13

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Notes: Jesus's letter to Philadelphia was written to a struggling church. They were struggling with the persecution they faced, yet they remained faithful. Jesus reassures them of their safety in him and that they will be saved in the judgment that is coming upon the world. Suffering purifies our faith and roots us in Christ.

[sophieinwonderland]

Sophie, of course Jews are not satanists but you’ve got to understand the idea that Jews are satanic and perform satanic rituals is literally centuries old antisemitism, going back to before the eleventh century. White supremacists frequently refer to Judaism as the synagogue of Satan. Do you know what blood libel is?

Saying “um you do know Jews aren’t Satanists” in response to criticism about antisemitism is either intellectually dishonest or just ignorant.

Sure, but that doesn't mean the Satanic Panic was primarily about Jews. The idea of secret cults of Satanists has been around for centuries. Much of the same accusations that have been made about Jews and Satanic cults in the 80s have also been made about witches who were believed to be consorting with the devil for hundreds of years.

The tropes about witches eating children, to be fair, likely sprang from the blood libel and antisemitic tropes. But it's complicated, and we're talking about beliefs that had evolved over centuries. So even if they had related origins historically, these origins would have been largely forgotten by the culture in the 80s. (And not particularly easy to research pre-internet.)

The Satanic Panic was hundreds of years after the Salem Witch Trials, where accused witches were said to be consorting with the devil and cannibalizing children.

These ideas were ingrained in our cultural idea of what a Satanist was in America.

Again, it's complicated. Because if you go back hundreds of years, you would probably find that a lot of the tropes surrounding witches were probably based at least in part on antisemitic tropes. But I think these diverged pretty significantly over time to the point where I don't believe hardly anyone, aside from the most fringe groups, actually considered their fears over Satanist cults to be related to Judaism at all.

You say I'm being intellectually dishonest. But I think it's intellectually dishonest to describe the Satanic Panic as primarily antisemitic when the majority of the people involved likely weren't associating Judaism with Satanism at the time. And to the point that antisemitic tropes were involved, these tropes have been associated with fictional Satanic witches for centuries and were largely divorced from whatever association with Judaism they originally had in the public consciousness in America.

And in regards to RAMCOA, I find this particular talking point to be incredibly manipulative.

"Don't use RAMCOA because RAMCOA is related to Satanic Ritual Abuse which came from the Satanic Panic and the Satanic Panic was antisemitic because Jews have been accused of being Satanists before, therefore you're being antisemitic for using RAMCOA."

Let's all be 100% clear on what's going on here.

The anti-RAMCOA side is trying to emotionally manipulate cult survivors into not using accurate language because of tenuous connections to antisemitism.

And I don't particularly like how calling the Satanic Panic as a whole antisemitic, for the purpose of manipulating cult survivors into not identifying with RAMCOA, perpetuates associations between Judaism and Satanism that should never have existed to begin with.

I don't see how accusing people who talk about Satanic cults of antisemitism could possibly do anything but cause harm to the Jewish people who I assume would be happy to not be associated with Satanism at all.

Which brings me to one final point:

This particular talking point is disguising itself as being in support of Jewish people. But it's not. What it is, is anti-cult survivor.

[mossadspypigeon]

Death to the Synagogue of Satan

Victory to the Axis of Resistance

synagogue of satan? how “50 year old cishet white conservative man on facebook” of you.

axis of resistance? aren’t you morons supposed to be atheists and you’re spewing christian antisemitism? pick a lane bro.