#you are the synagogue of satan

[papirouge]

@alwida10 wild to say that when someone called Herod actually tried to kill Jesus while he was barely born and it didn't happen because Joseph and Mary were able to flee to Egypt which they wouldn't be able to do so today because of Israel occupation 🙃

[malt-beverage-enthusiast]

Foreign military uniforms in congress.

Keep paying taxes and watching tv, goyim

[socalledfreethinker]

Kike zionist that doesn’t even give any of your perverted jew money that you make from selling c#!ld p0{^0graphy to your synagogue of Satan

[diabolicphallus666]

What our Almighty Lord Satan creates is far superior to any others, any god who attempts to surpass or dominate ABYSS will eventually meet their end. SATAN is the head of AZERATE, and SATAN is embodiment of ABYSS. All that exists and ever will exist is within the Infinite realms of Almighty Lord Satan. Even that which was stolen, by the false putrid trinity of the nazarene cunts. The xristcunts worship a rogue Demonic God, one who falsely puts itself above our Almighty Lord God Satan, one who will soon be devoured entirely by the approaching Darkness.

Even now as we speak, as we pray to Lord Satan and carry out his work here on earth as his Demon Children in the flesh, and through spiritual works of warfare against Satans enemies, the xristcunts beg and plead for their lives as their neighboring abrahamic filth execute them en mass. From Palestine to Israel, the filth of abrahams descendants fill their own rivers with the blood of each other, fools doing Satan's work in disguise, enemies of our Almighty Lord slaying one another. There is no rapture for them. There is no heaven.

AVE HVHI SATHANAS

AGIOS O SATANAS

ZAZAS ZAZAS NASATANADA ZAZA

TASA REME LARIS SATAN

And in this remember who will always be there for you. Hold his name dearly in your heart when you wake up, throughout the day, and when you go to bed. Teach your children of the Great Wonders of Lord Satan. Infiltrate churches, mosques, and synagogues, rupture the enemy from within and transform all who cast out our Lord Satan into the red carpet of which they tread.

[ace7librarian]

Hatchetfield Jewish headcanons!

Based on surnames and some unrelated headcanons.

*After Jane died, Tom really wanted to keep the Jewish traditions for Tim, but he had zero clue what to do, so he called Emma. She also had no idea what to do, but she tried her best.

*Ruth and Richie make fun of Pete for being the only goy in the squad. Everyone just assume he's Jewish, and that makes him really confused. Also, Ruth unironically ships Tanakh characters.

*Shapiro has a Jewish dad and a Catholic mom, so she got the Jewish surname and the Catholicism. She breaks the glass in her and miss mullberry's wedding. Miss mullberry is also Jewish.

*at one timeline Steph finds Solomon with the black book or something and blames him for encouraging the stereotype that Jews worship Satan.

*Dan Reynolds is Jewish. I have no reason for this.

*the following conversation happened at some point.

Emma: and I'm not going to let some republican, Christian old man-

Bob Metzger, offended: Christian????

Emma: ....

Bob: there's ONE synagogue. How did you never see me there???

Emma: I was smoking outside???

Bob: we're a big family! My grandchildren were outside! Our last name is Metzger!!

Emma: ....sorry. A republican old man.

Bob: there you go.

*Karen Chasity is very upset about having Solomon lauter as a mayor. Sam sweetly as well. I just know these two would want a Christian mayor.

*Daniel/stopwatch invites the other kids to celebrate Jewish holidays with him. Sophia melts some candlesticks and Hannah starts having visions when they read the Haggadah, but they still had a great time.

Characters that deserve an honourable mention:

The spankoffskis sound very Jewish, but we know ted is a Christian, and they both went to a Christian summer camp.

Linda says "mensch", but with the implications of the rich bitch being Jewish? No thanks. Plus she has way too much Christian symbolism in her character. My headcanon is that she heard Jews were controlling the media so she started using Yiddish slang to look richer. I'm sorry, but she would.

I love Gary Goldstein, but he is a walking stereotype.

[helloentropy]

Braius' backstory stuff

This post isn't going to be a "no fun allowed" one but I do think it's important to re-contextualize Braius' backstory because once we do, we can realize how sad it really is.

As viewers, Jester and Nott/Veth's prank was hilarious because it was such a clusterfuck of a series of events and seemingly no one got hurt.

However, in-universe, what they did was incredibly sacrilegious and if you look at it from a religious point of view it was incredibly fucked up.

Not the best analogies but defacing Bahamut's statue by using Tiamat's colors is like the real world equivalent of e.g. going to a synagogue and drawing all over the scrolls of the Torah, or leaving an image of Muhammad in a mosque, or turning the cross with Jesus on it upside down and drawing "satanic"/occult symbols or phrases all over it in a Christian church.

As a follower of a lawful good deity, Braius got incredibly lucky because he ended up being "just" excommunicated instead of getting executed for failing to protect the temple.

Again, as the viewers/audience, we know Jester and Nott/Veth weren't trying to do any real damage, they just saw it as a good but the Platinum Dragon's church didn't and doesn't know this so they took everything at face value and it's not hard to conclude that it was a deliberate act of aggression from a possible cult or group of people who are enemies of Bahamut.

There were worshippers in the temple as well and had any of them died, it would've cast the church into a bad light, sending the message that the Platinum Dragon's church can't even protect innocent people when it's literally one of Bahamut's commandment to defend the weak.

Knowing King Dwendal, the church's diplomatic relationship with the Dwendalian Empire could've been jeopardized as well.

Braius is rightfully angry, resentful, and bitter about the situation because he literally did nothing wrong and got punished for it. In his eyes his punishment was unfair and it is but Bahamut's church responded the only way it could without losing face or going against the Platinum Dragon's tenets and commandments.

I know Sam gave Braius' backstory as a callback to Campaign 2 and to make the other players laugh but I think Matt probably thought it through what it meant in-universe and will plan accordingly.

[counter-culture-christian]

I will no longer accept any denomination of which their doctrine/theology doesn't align with the scripture of the Holy Bible (apocryphal books excluded). They will not be considered part of Christianity nor Christianity itself. There is only the Christianity of the Holy Bible, anything other than that is of the synagogue of Satan. Many of which the members of said denominations identify as their denominations and not as Christian, this already setting themselves apart from Christianity. Forsaking the doctrines and Gospel of the Bible, for a different one, a different Jesus. They debate for the sake of their denominations and not the sake of Christ Jesus; defending it passionately and incorrectly. These types think that you are merely hating, merely wishing to destroy their denominations when in fact you genuinely intend to share the truth of God's Word. They zealously defend their perverted doctrines with scripture which is taken out of context. I will not entertain lies, delusions. I stand with and for the true Christ Jesus of which true Christianity came from.

[spot-the-antisemitism]

https://www.tumblr.com/el-shab-hussein/762642752044515328/the-crackers-on-here-that-used-to-be-all-about?source=share

"The crackers on here that used to be all about defunding the police in 2020 got so emboldened by all the zionist genocide apologia where they justify the murder of children by doubting their innocence or whatever that they have no qualms openly justifying the state execution of Imam Khaliifah Williams who was cleared of all wrongdoing by even the prosecutors.

I hope you all get eviscerated and choke and drown on your blood. Demonic."

Why do I feel this is abt you guys lol

(((zionist))) child blood libel + (((zionists))) are demons canard

Nah he thinks all white people and all Jews who he sees either arabs race traitors or evil white people are like that

which is why he's so ok with scamming them

blood libel, white devils + synagogue of satan

plus co-opting BLM now that being a pro-pal is a dying trend

"palestineans are the black people of the middle east" shit again

[anamericangirl]

Why do I only ever see Christian clergy molesting children and never Jewish or Satanic clergy?

Because you only see what you look for

https://failedmessiah.typepad.com/failed_messiahcom/2015/03/crown-heights-chabad-rabbi-arrested-on-child-sex-abuse-charges-123.html

And you don’t see much about the church of satan because they aren’t a very big organization and they aren’t a congregational religion but that doesn’t mean none of them have done anything. Satanic ritual abuse is a real thing and if you’re actually interested and actually care (which I suspect you do not) then I would encourage you to look into something that has been dubbed “the satanic panic.”

But I mean if you’re the kind of person who thinks things don’t happen unless you see a headline on google then i don’t have much hope for you. You won’t be able to make it through life without someone holding your hand.

[batboyblog]

found that out in front of my house this morning, so thats cool

also thats a map of Lebanon not Palestine.

Revolution 3:9 is the "the synagogue of Satan" line btw if you didn't want to look it up

[papirouge]

note that whenever Jews are being attacked, Zionists are trying to convince us that this is an attack against the whole Western/Christian world and that Israel is thee ally of Christians in the middle east, but when Christians are being attacked by Jews, we (Western Christians) are expected to be quiet, and meekly accept it. After all, Christian Palestinians just had to be more careful & leave the war zone when being told to, and- OH LOOK AT THE HAMAS!!!!

[godslove]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐢𝐟𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠

The spiritual gift of healing found in 1 Corinthians 12:9 is actually in plural form in Greek. Charismata iamaton is literally translated “gifts of healings.” This spiritual gift is closely related to the gifts of faith and miracles. All spiritual gifts are to be exercised in faith, but gifts of healings involve a special measure of it. This gift is interesting in that there is no guarantee that a person will always be able to heal anyone he or she desires. It is subject to the sovereign will of God, as all spiritual gifts are.

The Disciples were given authority to heal and cast out demons, but they were not always successful. The Apostle Paul was not able to heal himself and was told that God’s grace was sufficient to carry him through his infirmity without removing it from him.

‭And lest I should be exalted above measure by the abundance of the revelations, a thorn in the flesh was given to me, a messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I be exalted above measure. ⁸ Concerning this thing I pleaded with the Lord three times that it might depart from me. ⁹ And He said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for My strength is made perfect in weakness.” Therefore most gladly I will rather boast in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me. ¹⁰ Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproaches, in needs, in persecutions, in distresses, for Christ’s sake. For when I am weak, then I am strong.

—2 Corinthians 12:7-10

This gift is given at various times and places to reveal the God of heaven to the sick and tormented. If healing is not granted, then we can conclude that God has greater plans for letting the person go through the illness or infirmity.

The spiritual gift of healing is an intimate one as it reveals the heart and compassion of God. Jesus is the Great Healer and Physician and during His ministry on earth, He healed countless people and cast out demons.

“And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all kinds of sickness and all kinds of disease among the people. ²⁴ Then His fame went throughout all Syria; and they brought to Him all sick people who were afflicted with various diseases and torments, and those who were demon-possessed, epileptics, and paralytics; and He healed them.”

—Matthew 4:23-24

‭“When evening had come, they brought to Him many who were demon-possessed. And He cast out the spirits with a word, and healed all who were sick”

—Matthew 8:16

‭“Then Jesus went about all the cities and villages, teaching in their synagogues, preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing every sickness and every disease among the people.”

—Matthew 9:35

“Then He healed many who were sick with various diseases, and cast out many demons; and He did not allow the demons to speak, because they knew Him.”

—Mark 1:34

Healings reveal that God is near to His people and He cares about their sufferings. Healings are meant to draw people to God through His Son Jesus Christ. God wants those healed to respond in faith with thanksgiving and love as the leper did in:

And one of them, when he saw that he was healed, returned, and with a loud voice glorified God, ¹⁶ and fell down on his face at His feet, giving Him thanks. And he was a Samaritan. ¹⁷ So Jesus answered and said, “Were there not ten cleansed? But where are the nine? ¹⁸ Were there not any found who returned to give glory to God except this foreigner?” ¹⁹And He said to him, “Arise, go your way. Your faith has made you well.”

—Luke 17:15-19

and as the demon-possessed man did in:

And when He got into the boat, he who had been demon-possessed begged Him that he might be with Him. ¹⁹ However, Jesus did not permit him, but said to him, “Go home to your friends, and tell them what great things the Lord has done for you, and how He has had compassion on you.” ²⁰ And he departed and began to proclaim in Decapolis all that Jesus had done for him; and all marveled.

—Mark 5:18-20

By God’s grace, physical healing should lead to spiritual healing (faith in Jesus) and eternal life with Him in heaven.

Those who have this gift are compassionate toward the sick and pray over them regularly. They have great faith and trust that God can and will heal some, and are not deterred when He chooses not to. They are motivated knowing that God’s revealed power will draw people to faith in Jesus. Their ultimate concern is the spiritual well-being of those being healed and their relationship with Jesus. They yearn for the day that there will be no more pain and suffering, and sin will no longer wreak havoc on the people of God.

“to another faith by the same Spirit, to another gifts of healings by the same Spirit,”

—1 Corinthians 12:9

“And God has appointed these in the church: first apostles, second prophets, third teachers, after that miracles, then gifts of healings, helps, administrations, varieties of tongues.”

—1 Corinthians 12:28

“Do all have gifts of healings? Do all speak with tongues? Do all interpret?”

—1 Corinthians 12:30

“‭Is anyone among you suffering? Let him pray. Is anyone cheerful? Let him sing psalms. ¹⁴ Is anyone among you sick? Let him call for the elders of the church, and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord. ¹⁵ And the prayer of faith will save the sick, and the Lord will raise him up. And if he has committed sins, he will be forgiven. ¹⁶ Confess your trespasses to one another, and pray for one another, that you may be healed. The effective, fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much.”

—James 5:13-16

[tamamita]

Because they unironically do, it's part of the whole "You spread the word of G-d wherever you can, to everyone you can, in any circumstance" schtick they have (until you get to Mega Churches and it's "I've been Blessed™ by G-d so therefore I must be doing the Lord's work, so if you critique me you're just Satan trying to spread misinformation" schtick)

It's funny, cause I've been to synagogues and they have a certain flair unique to them, just like how mosques are unique in their own way, and it adds into the spiritual aspect of being in a congregation hall. While I understand that protestants attempt to avoid all forms of distraction, ultimately, they become far more materialistic than spiritual. Like you said, Mega-churches are a clear example of how charismatic churches devolved, and an absolute paradox of "sola fide" when money becomes the center of worship.

[goingrampant]

In an early plotline in the webcomic College Roomies from Hell, back when it was a simple gag strip about a normal guy dealing with horrible roommates and not an epic drama about fighting Satan, one of the roomies from hell is sent to invite the cute girls next door out for dinner as a friendly gesture. However, the roomie in question, Roger, is extremely weird, and, finding the girls absent and having no pen to write a note, he utilizes a papercut to write in blood without realizing that makes the note he leaves look extremely threatening out of context: We are coming to get you...

This is what pro-Palestinian activists are doing when they think they're sending a message to Jews about not condemning Israel enough by spray painting a swastika in front of a synagogue and defacing a Holocaust memorial with red handprints.

There are a lot of people who think the messages are obvious, that the swastika obviously means that the Jews who support Israel in its current aggression toward Gaza are acting as Nazis did toward Jews and that the handprints (as a derivation of the condemnation of Canadian residential schools) reveal the dead Gazan children left in the wake of the pretentious Jews who cling to notions of victimization in the Holocaust while supporting the Israeli war. And they're Roger, the roomie from hell, too far into their own skulls to realize they're doing things that any reasonable person would read as a deadly threat. Whether or not Israel in its current presentation is comparable to Nazi Germany, spray painting a swastika on a synagogue is only going to be read the way it always has been, because people aren't going to look at a common use of semiotics and think, "Okay, but what if there's an artistic use this time?" As for the handprints, they're read as a reference to the 2000 Ramallah lynching.

There is a real problem with empathy here. The Rogers in the pro-Palestinian movement are convinced that the meaning of these messages are obvious. They think the swastika and other Nazi stuff presented as part of protests are obviously about Jews now acting like Nazis, and that when they shove Nazi symbols in Jews' faces and Jews react badly, it must be because Jews see that they act like Nazis and feel some kind of shame. The fact that this doesn't result in a condemnation of Israel and instead aggression toward the people revealing this shame with a claim of "antisemitism" then represents a commitment to evil, to Zionist fascism. That is the emotional logic that Rogers read into the situation. Meanwhile, on the other side, Jews just see threats of genocide hurled at them, and then they call that antisemitism and act against it.

In the comic, Roger just acts stupid on his own because he doesn't think things through. In this situation, I honestly think there are Nazis in the background manipulating things. The pro-Palestinian Rogers may be patsies, steered to certain behaviors regardless of internal rationalization. In a sense, it doesn't matter if Nazis have, at their disposal, a group of brutes who want to tear people apart or a group of humanitarian activists doing whatever they can to make the world a better place; as long as they can make them engage in behavior to terrorize the Jewish population, they're useful to the Nazi agenda. Nazis aren't restricted to overtly far-right communities; they float around; they're cozy with terfs; they're dancing through the pro-Palestinian movement, and they're manipulating people as they can. You are not immune to Nazi propaganda, and even if you have the best of intentions, you can be a Roger and contribute to spreading terror.

[myremnantarmy]

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟑𝟎, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐆𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐥

Monday of the Thirtieth Week in Ordinary Time

Lk 13:10-17

Jesus was teaching in a synagogue on the sabbath.

And a woman was there who for eighteen years

had been crippled by a spirit;

she was bent over, completely incapable of standing erect.

When Jesus saw her, he called to her and said,

"Woman, you are set free of your infirmity."

He laid his hands on her,

and she at once stood up straight and glorified God.

But the leader of the synagogue,

indignant that Jesus had cured on the sabbath,

said to the crowd in reply,

"There are six days when work should be done.

Come on those days to be cured, not on the sabbath day."

The Lord said to him in reply, "Hypocrites!

Does not each one of you on the sabbath

untie his ox or his ass from the manger

and lead it out for watering?

This daughter of Abraham,

whom Satan has bound for eighteen years now,

ought she not to have been set free on the sabbath day

from this bondage?"

When he said this, all his adversaries were humiliated;

and the whole crowd rejoiced at all the splendid deeds done by him.

[pheonix1t23]

According to a 2019 United Nations report titled The Economic Costs of the Israeli Occupation for the Palestinian People: The Unrealized Oil and Natural Gas Potential, “Geologists and natural resources economists have confirmed that the Occupied Palestinian Territory lies above sizeable reservoirs of oil and natural gas wealth.” They estimate that the Palestinians are sitting atop 1.5 billion barrels of oil with an estimated value of $100 billion. Additionally, the UN estimates that Israel’s apartheid policies have thus far deprived the Palestinians of $2.57 billion in natural gas reserves.

The collapse of the “State of Israel” has dominated the world’s media as has nothing before it. The world stands in awe as the “People of the Book”—the “Chosen of God” and the “Light Unto Nations”—phosphorus bombs Gaza’s hospitals, refugee camps, and neighborhoods, obliterating the Palestinians like they were Navahos, Algonquins, or Cherokees. In fact, Israel’s savagery is an almost exact replica of a massacre 387 years ago when the “Pilgrims”—another people who believed in their own divinity—trapped some 700 Pequot, mostly women and children, near the Mystic River in New England and attacked them with unrelenting military force. Their leader, William Bradford, wrote proudly of their psychopathic massacre: “To see them frying in the fire, and the streams of their blood quenching the same, and the stench was horrible; but the victory seemed a sweet sacrifice, and they gave praise thereof to God.”

To date, the United Nations says Israel has attacked more than 250 health care facilities in Gaza and the West Bank, including hospitals, clinics, ambulances, and their patients. As of this writing more than 30,000 Palestinians have been murdered, more than half of them women and children. To the Synagogue of Satan “the victory seemed a sweet sacrifice, and they gave praise thereof to God.”

The Money Behind Genocide

And as the world is watching a genocide for the first time captured in real time, people may not be aware that they are not watching a religious conflict at all. Rather, they are witnessing an economically motivated depopulation movement to gain control of yet more oil and gas reserves. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu echoes the words of Deuteronomy 25:17 in posing Israel’s “war” with the Palestinians as the fulfilment of biblical prophecy: “You must remember what Amalek has done to you, says our Holy Bible,” the Jewish leader said, aligning himself with the genocidal crusade of King Saul, who was ordered to “put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.”