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the fact he started spamming on weverse while i was reading this is kinda funny
Needy Girl | Y.JW
「pairing」 : bf!jungwon x fem!reader 「word count」 : 1.4k
「synopsis」 : jungwon had invited you over just to spend his time studying while you sat on his bed, watching him. after growing bored, you came up with the perfect plan to distract him, and it worked, just not how you anticipated.
「genre」 : smut
「warnings」 : MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!!!, cussing, oral (m. receiving), slight fingering, cum eating, face fucking, petnames (doll, babe...), slight choking, small amount of unprotected sex at the end, derogatory names (slut, whore...), degradation, lmk if I missed anything!!
「notes」 : this was originally supposed to be a hard thought because of this picture, but my inability to write anything small strikes once again... also this is for the lovely nia (@intromortal) as payback for those links you sent in the gc :>
You started to wonder why your boyfriend even invited you over to his dorm if all he was going to do was focus on his studies. Maybe it was because he just wanted your company, but you weren't sure.
However, what you did know was that you were getting bored and needy, having been deprived of your boyfriend's touch all week due to finals. Just when you thought you would finally get your boyfriend's touch, kiss, dick. It was pulled out of your reach once more.
"Wonnie..." you whined out once more, draping your arms over his shoulder, face buried in his neck. "When are you gonna be done? I'm bored."
Jungwon sighed, dropping the pen that sat between his fingers to grab your wandering hands. His eyes closed, trying to keep his cool. In the span of just two hours, you had distracted him countless times.
"Doll, I told you that I'd be all yours as soon as I was done." He spoke with a tinge of annoyance in his tone. Pouting, you pulled your face out of his neck and rested your chin on his shoulder.
"But you've been studying for the past two hours. Can't you take a break?" you grumbled, fingers toying with the fabric of his shirt.
Jungwon inhaled deeply, pulling your hands away from his body and pushing you back a bit. His actions caused you to glare at him, and you started to grow annoyed.
"This exam is important, y/n. I can't waste any time lounging around." He didn't even spare you a glance as he picked his pen back up and returned to the textbook that lay before him.
Biting your tongue, you stomped back over to the bed and flopped down with a huff. Staring at the ceiling, you thought about what you could do. Going home was always an option, but that seemed like the easy way out.
No, you wanted to get your boyfriend's attention regardless of how you went about it.
Turning your head, your eyes landed on your boyfriend's slouched form. The pen was hanging from his lips as he read something, and he looked lost in thought. Your eyes then trailed down to his bouncing thigh, the motion bringing back memories of when he would make you ride his thigh. The images make you squeeze your thighs together, your panties growing wet.
Your eyes then go to the slight tent in his sweatpants, and your mouth wateres at the sight. Just then, an idea pops into your mind, causing you to sit up, a smirk tugging on the corner of your lips.
Getting off of the bed, you slowly make your way over to Jungwon's desk, trying not to gain his attention. Which with some kind of miracle that you hadn't.
Dropping to your knees, you crawled under the desk, making sure not to touch him just yet. Pulling your bottom lip between your teeth, you move between his spread legs, hands falling on his thighs. Jungwon let out a sharp gasp, his body jolting at your touch.
"What are you doing, babe?" his voice was strained. His eyes fell on you as he pushed his chair back slightly.
You just gave him an innocent smile, "Don't worry about me; go back to your studying since it's so important."
Jungwon bit his tongue as your hands wandered up his thighs, dangerously close to his clothed dick. He tried his best to ignore your antics while he went back to his papers. However, your fingers slipping past the waistband of his sweats was very, very distracting.
Your fingertips were cold on his skin as you tugged the fabric down until his semi-hard dick was pulled from its confines. A choked groan was pulled from his lips as you wrapped your fingers around him, pumping languidly. His hips bucked into your hand as your thumb brushed over his tip, a deep groan falling from his lips.
Then your movements stopped, causing him to look down at you with furrowed eyebrows and question why you had stopped.
"Focus on your work won," your tone was flat as you brought your face closer to his hardening dick.
"How am I supposed to focus when you're- fuck." his body shivered when you pressed your tongue against the underside of his cock, licking a long stripe up to his tip, "when you got your pretty mouth on my dick?"
Humming at the slight taste of his pre-cum, the vibrations making Jungwon's thighs tense, eyes rolling back slightly.
You couldn't help but smirk internally, knowing you had him in the palm of your hand. Watching as his head falls back when you wrap your cherry red lips around his tip, sucking lightly.
"F-Fuckkk!" Jungwon's fingers dropped the pen before threading through your hair, keeping your mouth on him.
Your thighs squeezed together at the feeling of him growing harder in your mouth. Your panties were soaked through with arousal under your miniskirt, begging for attention.
A muffled whine vibrated around Jungwon's cock as your fingers slipped under your skirt, toying with your clit. Tilting his head back up, jungwon's hooded eyes fell back on you, taking in your closed eyes and flushed face, but then he noticed where your other hand was.
"Are you touching yourself?" he growled, hand pushing your head down until his tip hit the back of your throat, making you gag, the construction of your throat making him groan. "such an impatient little slut."
Tears brimmed in your eyes as his hips bucked up into your mouth, his hands keeping your head in place. Your nails dug into his thighs as you pulled away from your pussy.
"Shit..." jungwon breathed out, head falling back once more as he continued to fuck your throat, soaking in all of your incoherent noises and gargles as you choked on his dick.
Your eyes rolled back as you pressed your tongue to the underside of his throbbing dick, humming softly. The vibrations caused the dark-haired male's body to shiver, a deep, guttural groan falling from his parted lips.
"Fuck 'm gonna cum, yeah," he thrusts his hips up further, making you choke even more on his dick, tears streaming down your face to mix with the spit and pre-cum that covered your chin. "Since you're such a needy whore, you better take it all." he hissed, bucking his hips one last time before he spilled his seed deep in your throat.
You tried to swallow as much as you could, but his tip continuously hitting the back of your throat as he rolled his hips made it quite hard to do so. Resulting in some spilling past your lips and down your chin before dripping onto your chest.
With a few more small thrusts, Jungwon finally pulled you off of his cock, allowing you to breathe. Pushing himself away from the desk, he took in your disheveled appearance. Your hair was messy while your face was covered in tears, spit, and cum. Your eyes, however, still looked at him with need, causing him to smirk.
Spreading his legs, he took his semi-hard dick in his hand, pumping slowly, using your saliva and his cum as a lubricant. Titling his head slightly, he looked at you with a sinister gleam in his eye, motioning for you to come forward.
"Get up here and ride me like the desperate, needy slut that you are." His words stung in all the good ways, only leaving you dripping in your panties even more. Scrambling to your feet, you quickly straddle his lap, hands on his shoulders.
Lifting your hips, you reach down to move your panties to the side, far too desperate to take them off. Jungwon then lined the tip of his dick with your dripping entrance, but his grip on your hip kept you from sinking down onto him. You started to let out a whine but were quickly silenced when his hand wrapped around your neck, pulling your face closer to his.
"And you better not cum until I tell you to, got that doll?" he growled, his warm breath fanning over your wet face. You were quick to nod, keeping your eyes on him, but they soon rolled to the back of your head as he pulled you down onto him in one fell swoop, a choked moan tearing from your lungs.
You didn't move for a moment, trying to adjust, but jungwon was far too impatient and rolled his hips into yours, pulling a high-pitched moan from your lips. His hands find your ass underneath your skirt, squeezing harshly.
"Better get to work, or you won't be cumming anytime soon," he smirked as he watched you struggle to ride him, already knowing it was going to be a long night.
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#HELLO KAYLA….#this is what i wake up to…#absolutely brutal#oh my god i can’t because her being so needy and desperate for won is so fawking real#thats so nia actually#nia kill number 1#now now… doll… nia kill number 2#HEAD AND RIDING??? SHAWTY HAVE MERCY ON US#biting my fist & blanket#rolling on the floor#because what the hell#HELLO IM NOT OKAY IM REALLY NOT#and that jw pic?? BRUTAL AND SICK.#so much jork now.#you know what you’re doingggg#you are probably giggling there at us#which is real and i love you for that but…#😈😈😈#・₊✧nessa reads#`♡´ recs#➳ღ;kayla
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What kind of sound are Theo's... noises... intended to be? Snorts? Mouth sounds? Choking sounds? Stuffy nose sounds? I feel like I imagine them as a different thing every time I read them lol
Almost all of the above, really! Nasally grunts, snorts, whines, growls, guttural noises that sound like he's clearing his throat or choking on his own air... Theo makes all manner of noises. Not on purpose.
His "noises" are unconscious vocalizations most of the time. They're akin to vocal tics. The utterances are louder, more pronounced and more frequent the more stressed he is. It takes quite a bit of effort and discomfort to suppress his noises once he feels the urge brewing (if he even catches it in time, because most of the time he isn't even fully aware that he's doing it). He does his utmost to keep them choked down, but to his embarrassment, some grunts and gags always slip through.
Also, often his laugh can sound like "a noise" since it can be more of a gargling wheeze than a proper expression of mirth. His smoking habit hasn't helped the, er, phlegminess of its sound.
A counterpoint to his common stress-sounds is his habit of making quiet humming noises when he's feeling contented and relaxed. He only does it when in exceedingly good spirits - so as you might imagine, he hasn't had much cause to hum in many years.
#usually not mouth sounds though - more nasal/throaty sounds#i originally labeled this drawing but it crowded things so... clockwise from top left -#whining/whimpering#his weird guttural/throaty/choking type sounds#nasally snorting and grunting (he does this one a lot)#growling and snarling (usually only when he's really pissed)#humming (only when he's happy and comfortable)#and giggling like a creepazoid in the middle#he has a fair bit of difficulty speaking the way he'd like to for someone with such a motor mouth#he used to be a terrible stutterer when he was a kid too#at least he managed to train himself out of that - for the most part (he still does stutter now and again on particularly troubling words)#theo#asks#amaranthine#my draws#sorry more information than you probably wanted but as usual i have too much to share about every stupid detail of my toys
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My (very old) loscar brooch (?) that i just now made doodles for
More pictures under cut
#loscar#logan sargeant#ls2#oscar piastri#op81#and now starts the rant#my fave detail is probably tge eye. there few beads like this and they were laying around until my friend said that they look loscar relate#so o started making making whole thing around that bc in my opinion it's genius (also sorry this is gonna have extremely long tags bc i had#run out of them once. maximum is 30 apparently)#I'll go by lains from here so first obviously eagle. i think it's hilarious and what's even funnier is that i bought those charms before#even knowing who Logan was. just for shit and giggles#also to coala i added a bead on top to somewhat match the height#also i love mixing up their colours bc I'm insane about that. how they ideal negatives of eachother and how orange fits logan while blue-os#so i also mixed it up with those animals charms and their attachments here#next stop - oscar lane. there not a lot of black which is bas but at least last heart is actually black. beads above it represents eyes#(you can see with doodles) and next one is for his hair but i couldn't find how to show it#and round see through bead i use for his helmet bc it shines with red yellow and blue#middle part - i talked about the eye but also beads above it. i tried to match tones so they won't clash#then fish and i love that it's in form of heart bc i associate both of them with water so much i needed something here#and bead underneath that is for Logan eyes ofc. for doodles there tried to use brown so oscar would have blond/logan brown but didn't work#AND READ HEART. “-WELL IT'S NOT YELLOW” “PREMA RED THEN?”#as you can see I'm totally normal about their prema times plus i love how it stands out with everything else and can be read as#usual meaning of red hearts. also made out of corals so it fits them too#and last but not least - Logan my beloved#first and foremost STARS#I added as much as humanly possible party bc of American meme party bc i fucking love stars and associate him with them#also added all williams shades of blue and even white so it covers all that#okay no I lied a bit bc i used a button for their dark blue#another thing i would like to mention is metal ring bc it has extremely small hearts on it that you need to look for to notice#I HIT LIMIT FUCK.last thing to say is how I tried to play with circles in middle of every lane. okay goodbye
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Damn I love that the characters in The Heart Killers just talk unfiltered about sex, desire, jerking off, kinks, they even curse freely. Besides them also doing all that full scene.
Watching this series is like finally opening the button of your favorite, but bit too tight, pants you wore the whole day.
It's like breathing in some fresh mountain air on vacation.
#that's stuff I miss in QL#simply just saying and naming these things out loud instead of being shy and scandalized giggling or comedy eye brow wiggling hints#i know it's probably censorship age rating etc and sometimes they deal with it funny and clever#but yea it's a bit too much and patronizing sometimes when you are used to THK level#sometimes it even ruins characters for me when they are still squealy-shy even after having sex with their partner few times already#anyways yea what I said in the post#i should go to bed and stop rambling#the heart killers
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Up next, the only model I have of one of my rare fandom OCs. I typically only make one per fandom, so this is mdzs!
This is Crow, a nameless and amnesiac raven. The animal reincarnation of an ancient demonic cultivator puppeting the skeleton of their previous life. Wwx named them upon meeting them when he mistook their species in the dark, and then found it funny enough he kept the name.
It's vanishingly rare these guys get lore, but this one does!
I typically keep to book or anime continuity, and crow is my nod to cql/the untamed. In this, crow is the only known member of a rare and unorthodox species - a yin skeleton.
To 'become' a yin skeleton, a few criteria must be met: a creature of sufficient power and resentment must die an unsettled death and yet refuse to become a resentful spirit. Their corpse must then be left, undisturbed and unburied in whatever state it was left in, in a location of immense resentful energy with full exposure to (the purifying yin of) the moon. After many years, once the flesh has rotted off the bones, the skeleton left will rise once more and mindlessly seek out its soul. Should it encounter the soul in their new body, and the soul accept the undead shell rather than fleeing or destroying it, the bond between mind and body will be forged anew, and the skeleton becomes a second body of the soul, allowing it to cultivate immense amounts of yin energy without damage to the current vessel.
Having no organs, it of course cannot talk or feel pain, though resentment puppets its limbs and allows it to see and hear just as well as any reanimated skeleton - better, even. Though it can carry out orders and operate from a significant distance, a yin skeleton will always be drawn back to its soul, seeking out what it can never again have.
Crow is the reincarnation of whoever created the burial mounds, the losing side. It's been so long since they first reincarnated, gained their yin skeleton, and cultivated to sapience that they no longer recall anything about their human life, including their old gender. Wwx theorises that they could be Xue Chonghai himself, or one of his disciples, but any clues are long since lost to time and they're not really interested in finding out. Nonetheless, they have 'lived' in the burial mounds undisturbed and undiscovered for centuries, learning and experimenting with yin energy with their decreasingly limited intelligence and total lack of resources or modern knowledge.
Wwx encounters them for the first time utilising corpses for a dance ritual to expose the sky above the thick smog. Think a rain dance, but in reverse. Though they're not a fighter (nothing to fight in the burial mounds if you're part of it) or good at using their words (nothing to talk to in the burial mounds period), they nonetheless possess a deep understanding of yin energy/resentment and its interactions with its cultivators that wwx reverse engineers and uses to reach even greater heights. Vaguely endeared and deeply interested in the most unusual thing to happen in the mounds in literal centuries, their raven body often leaves the mounds to scavenge for berries and the like for wwx to eat, because lord knows what he was eating in canon.
When wwx breaks out of the burial mounds, they intermittently visit him, acquiring a veiled hat and covering robes to avoid getting hunted down, pretending mutism and the bird being a talking service animal trained for translation. They could not look any more like a demonic cultivator if they tried, though, so results are mixed. They are often one crow among the many that follow wwx around being ominous and creepy, so it's no surprise he thought they were one too at first!
With a reason and desire to explore and socialise (with like, one person lol), Crow slowly grows to genuinely like wwx and shows initiative by spying for information. This works worryingly well, being just a bird and a super powered undead. When wwx brings the wens to the burial mounds, Crow is introduced to them all and in turn shows them the way to the old sect ruins, where they settle. They bond with wn, unsurprisingly, and are extremely fond of him and the small human who is soon unafraid to approach them. During the first siege of the burial mounds, wwx orders them to hide and guard a-yuan, and they do so, though they struggle to care for him as his fever climbs. When lwj comes and rescues a-yuan, they follow him in secret, often checking in on the pair in between general spying and stalking and trying to clean up the mounds.
When wwx is forcibly brought back to life in a new body, his own skeleton wakes up and tries to find him. Crow takes care of it like an exasperated child minder, keeping it from running out in public or off cliffs in search of him, until they encounter him halfway up dafan mountain. A dark human shape looming in the shadows of the trees just off the path looking straight at him, following the narrative it'd be the first time the audience meets them lol. The very image of Bad News.
Crow leads wwx to a clearing, where there is the outline of a tall, broad figure standing just inside the shade cast by the trees. Red eyes, tumbling and tattered hair, flowing robes. It steps out into the moonlight, and wwx's skeleton is skinless and bare but for the cloak Crow has forced it into. Wwx reaches for the grasping bony hands with zero hesitation, and thus wwx gets his own yin skeleton - the first ever human to do so.
As a demonic hippie, essentially, Crow isn't really a fighter - preferring to cultivate through dance where wwx chooses music - though they aren't afraid to dish the pain. Like any other undead, the skeleton does all the work, fighting unarmed with immense brute strength, speed and endurance. Like wn, basically. When not covered from head to toe to participate in society they typically wear very loose, gaping clothing to allow Crow to climb around on the bones. They typically rest in the exposed ribcage like a birdcage, but when making a point they often climb into the skull to peer from an eye socket (which is why the design has a single red eye. All very goth. I was going to use a normal eye but it looks absolutely HORRIFYING on a skeleton XD).
Crow, being a bird in charge of a skeleton in a pit of death, cares very little for appearances, and their yin skeleton is clothed in repaired and stolen rags from the corpses. The only thing remaining of their past life is a weirdly indestructible cloak/outer robe embroidered with falling red leaves. Shoes are very hard to wear when you don't have any skin or muscles, and it's not like it can get scratches or sore feet anyway, so it's barefoot, only using wraps to give the illusion of shoes. The whole chest was supposed to be exposed so you could see the ribs! But there weren't any chest pieces like that so I had to settle. It does look SUPER cool though. The feathers on their chest are from the bird! It's hard to tell given the dark colours and the blood, but they're the same blue as the wings! The arm guards and wraps are basically just falconry gloves so Crow can land safely and not fall off the bones lol. The moon/yin bleaching has left the bones really white, unlike natural skeletons which are yellow. The bleaching white is for hygiene and aesthetic I think.
Due to the bird cultivating resentment, Crow successfully reached immortality in their flesh and blood body. Perhaps they could have been human by now had they stayed in the reincarnation cycle and led good lives, but they prefer the life they have. If they could speak eloquently enough they could revolutionise the study of yin, but wwx is the only one who really listened. Eventually, perhaps, if they form the undead trio with wn and sl (and a-qing, technically) and one of the two teaches them the modern writing system. Due to all the spying and exploring (breaking and entering) they do, they often struggle to have patience with surprise or denial. Crow may have bitten someone in frustration. Or five.
Luckily, lsh and jl regard them as the creepy but helpful uncle, and enjoy petting the raven as much as it enjoys being pet. The adults who know of them are mostly warily resigned to ominous eyeless staring and a bird randomly sharing personal details of their enemies. It's how they show their love.
Man but I'm SO happy with the design, it came out SO WELL!!
If you've read this far, yay! Tell me what you think ^u^
#mdzs#mxtx mdzs#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#mdzs oc#ocs#original character#It's incredibly rare that an oc I make gets both a name AND backstory haha. I actually prefer to leave them nameless but the idea of#Wwx giving them a stupid name by accident and them just shrugging and letting him was too funny. He's always so happy to introduce them#Because everyone goes 'wait isn't that a raven though'. Win win situation tbh. Crow the raven. Heh#If I wrote a fic I'd probably title it 'crow/th the raven' and giggle to myself each time.#Anyway!! Pro tip for hero forge users!! The white bone colour is utterly blinding! If you want a good skeleton colour that doesn't look#Quite so painted but still white you want the natural wood colour desert bleach!! It's the exact same texture and colour but it's WORLDS#Better. It's not blinding it emphasises the bones without being obvious it's just infinitely better. That's what I used on this guy.#200% improvement it looks so much more natural#hero forge#hero forge minis#character design#character art#3d fanart#technically
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badboyhalo deals with being sad by making everyone else sadder i'm right
#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#WHY ELSE IS HE SINGING YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE TO HIS KID'S BED HUH#WHY ELSE IS HE GOING ON A MONTH LONG GRIEF ARC#WE KNOW HE'S SAD AND THEN HE'S PROBABLY KICKING HIS LITTLE BADBOYHALO FEET GIGGLING TO HIMSELF#HE'S MAKING US SAD SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIS OWN ALLERGIES#I'M ONTO YOU MR BOYHALO YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME#shut up vic#block game brainrot#for clarity this is /j lmfao#sorry missed a letter i meant monthS* long grief arc#month plural
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skimming through the ryokira tag for shits and gigs and these posts being tagged like #satan #Jesus Christ (<- like they're tagging him as a sorta character not as a like omg jfc thing) is so fucking funny. like. struggling to explain it but it's like if someone tagged their yaoi #george washington carver like we're not gonna distinguish these concepts at all??? jfgskshsg
#idk how to explain why i feel this 'jdgshaj you cant DO that' that im experiencing but it's so funny#guys those are like. like theyre. idk!!!!#either real people or very ingrained concepts outside of the funny yaoi iteration before us#noooo guys what if people going through the satan tag get confused. im giggling#nyarla dni#waiiit forgot hamilton existed for a moment post cancelled#but still it's like. like. yeah#shoutout to bongo stray dogs for this. i just want to know what dostoyevsky looked like but thanks for the anime twink ig#thats probably where this phenomenon happens most to me#ryokira#devilman#obviously jesus comes up a lot less but ive seen it it's funny
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so I'm a bit of a car buff. i do all my own servicing on my car and i've helped rebuild countless vehicles. i know the sound of a straight 6 engine better than the sound of my own name. i had to uber somewhere today and the car was a tesla and i have never understood magneto more.
the lack of vibrations from the power of the engine, the lack of weight from said engine that altered where the line of thrust was for said vehicle? I truly felt like erik, locked in that concrete prison cell unable to sense any kind of metal. it was actually very disorientating 🤣😅
now i cant stop thinking about erik reacting to electric/plastic panel cars.
hey so im in love with this ask i hope you know that
#fave#snap chats#hello everyone math test was easy as hell i get to hang out for like half an hour before my next class YAAAAY#BUT PLEASE THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET: REALLY NICHE INSIGHT#thats so cool omg ..... also probably accurate as hell im YELLING#like how i imagine how uncomfortably 'quiet' it must be for charles when he cant use his powers#i can only imagine erik's weirdly 'numb' to everything around him when they barbie his ass#like he FEELS YEAH but there's a notable lack of that Extra sense#totally unrelated you guys remmber the wood gun mr fantastic had. sorry i think of it every now and then and giggle#anyways im so sorry you had to sit in a tesla thats punishment enough but thank you for your beautiful story and insight
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#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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it’s so concerning how obsessed people online are with celebrities relationships. the same people who say “they don’t know you and wouldn’t want you” when you stick up for a celebrity who’s done nothing wrong proceeds to drag a man they DONT know and will NEVER know based on RUMORS like we’re in HIGH SCHOOL and proceed to drag his looks like that is ever a good place to go.
#these are the same people bragging about preaching body positivity btw#there’s a reason i never believe people when they compliment me#and it’s because everybody on the internet just fucking lies about their morals!#all the fucking time!#yall just out here telling the truth to try and look good.#you don’t.#first of all if you have to insult someone you could use any valid wrongdoing as an insult#but you don’t even know if it’s true so you go for his looks#which is not a valid insult and makes you look like the bully that you are#second of all#shut the fuck up?#literally go touch grass#like physically#please#there are real things in the world that SHOULD matter to you more than the personal lives of random thirty year olds you don’t know#you CAN do something good in the world instead of wasting your life away on tiktok or instagram getting shits and giggles from bullying#bullying someone you don’t know mind you#but just because they’re celebrities they don’t register as real people in your heads so you just tippity tap away#meanwhile you’re making other people feel bad for no clear reason#you know other people who have similar looks to the celebrity your insulting can read#right?#if you bully a celebrity for their eyes#somebody with similar eyes will probably see that and feel like shit#but worry not dear virtue signaler#im sure next week you’ll be preaching inclusivity again#because this world is made of fake bitches who’ve never been genuine for a fucking moment in their life#anyways#i’m a bit pissed can you tell#i cooked though
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😐 this is worse than I remember but definitely salvageable if we put our heads together
#I'm genuinely so confused cause he doesn't seem upset by her answer. like he's just asking for shits and giggles. just curious??#it still doesn't actually really read romantic to me it's just that it's such an odd thing to say in this moment#I'd argue even that this whole thing could easily be familial#if not for annabeth specifying “you were like a brother to me but I didn't love you”#which tells you that obviously here love can't be used in the familial sense#but other than that it's not really romantic either?? she says no. luke seems unsurprised and not disappointed.#percy isn't even jealous about the topic coming up#which on that last point even if percy was jealous that still doesn't mean much to me teen boys will get jealous over anything#but he doesn’t#but like. why did luke even ask then??? he's not manipulating her cause there's nothing to get out of that#like. ok really I think he could easily just be trying to gage exactly how much he hurt her#this isn't even that bad y'all are dramatic🙄#don't ask me about silena idk anything about that. kronos was probably in charge there anyway
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comfort/cheer up tickles to punishment is a hell of a fucking pipeline
#(im def not complaining) woah who said that???#i did enough kicking and stimming and giggling this morning the memory is trying to get me to do more shut up#how dare you remember and use things you know that get me and I like how dare you use those spots how dare you make me admit good things#about myself how dare how dare how dare#yall will probably see this so…..kick rocks and enjoy the ego boost ig 3:<<<<#🍓🍓#tickle blog#tickle fluff#sprite shenanigans
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eddie's the type of dude to use cigarettes to mimic fangs when the two of you are drunk outside the bar trying to grab a smoke to sober up. goes all the way by doing that silly walk with his arms straight out like a zombie or one of the older classic vampires.
whether he does it while they're unlit or lit depends entirely on just how drunk the two of you are.
#eddie munson#oh lord i'm thinking of him#if he does it while they're lit he definitely convinces you to hand over your cigarette for him to use as the second#'can i see that for a second?' 'why' 'just trust me it'll be funny'#even drunk off your ass you'd scold him when they're lit#but if he does it unlit then you both just giggle uncontrollably#and he gives you the extra cigarette after acting a fool#probably drooled just a teeny tiny bit on it but you don't even care#just shove the sucker right into your mouth and wait for him to light it up for you#stranger things#eddie munson headcanon
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not to be mentally ill but today when i went for a walk in a nature reserve i was climbing a hill and it was cold but so so sunny and everything looked beautiful and i saw so many cool things and i stood there and was like damn what's this feeling in my chest and why am i smiling so much?? my guy,, it's called fucking happiness. i was just present and content in the moment and couldn't contain myself so kept doing the silly arm shake thing i do and grinning at everything and then was like woah what's this feeling. fuckin, happiness dude.
#think the arm shake thing might be stimming (??) i referred to it as pogging and was informed that i've been using that word incorrectly#but yeah stimming ig#the arm shakes!! we all know them...#anyway do you ever get the feeling that other people experience happiness differently to you?#idk last week i was v depressed and now ive had a couple days in a row where ive been giggling with people and ive been cuddled and kissed#and today i took myself off on a walk and i was so so happy and then as i was walking back to my car#i had the gut wrenching feeling that i needed to text my parents that i'd been outside and had a good day and saw multiple cool animals#and that i loved them. because i suddenly got really worried that i would die on the way home and no one would know i'd been really happy??#even though id literally sent my bestie loads of photos and texts and a literal voice note while staring at a robin lol#anyway and then i was floored by the realisation that i carely deeply about whether i died or not#because i was pmsing last week and that is a terrible time for me and i end up being kind of passively suicidal ig#so to have such a big change in the space of a week was a huge shock#these tags are sooo incoherent and span so many emotions#i promise i've had a really lovely day. i just am anxious all the time and depressed sometimes#in a way that is harder to predict now my periods have stopped.#im realising this is the kind of stuff that should probably go in my diary but i've got this far with the tags that i can't be asked.#if anyone is still reading#you do not have to respond to this or like it in any way. i promise lol
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love in the episode cold fire kes almost kills tuvok and he just goes “you may feel remorse, possibly regret. i’ll tell you right now, i don’t mess with that shit so cut it out rn” 😭😭
Get yourself a mentor figure whose take away from almost being boiled alive by your mind powers is "I've gotta mentor her even more." Also Tuvok's eyes turned yellow! Which I found interesting!
#My favorite scene from that episode is when Kes is trying to focus in on Neelix's thoughts and he's being a silly little guy and she giggle#s and Tuvok's like 'I can't do this with you...these outbursts are too disruptive...'#Kes: tee hee hee~!! / Tuvok: -stands up- That's enough for today.#Q&A#anon#I love Kes & Tuvok mind power scenes bc it makes me question what the extent of Tuvok's powers are and that's v fun#Some people are like 'If X can do this why doesn't it ever come up again?' but in this case it's funnier that it doesn't imo#Like in this episode - Can Tuvok also hear and hone in on the thoughts of the entire ship? Would probably be real useful since he's#the chief security officer - but he never does it again and it's hilarious#Same thing with the fact that he can control a candle's flame
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you know I think probably people in ooo didn’t Suddenly start loving fionna and cake fanfics so much as they knew how much ice king wanted them to like them, and are trying to connect with simon through the thing they remember he (ice king) liked a lot. something he MADE!
#like dirt beer guy probably just appreciates simon’s work as an author in general and wants his help and input#but also is like ohh uyeah I read those stories back when I was first starting out (didn’t really get them? but) they were rly somethin!#an I know how much you loved them at the time I mean you used to have author readings at the library and everything you were very successfu#you also wrote those dry science books I think are technically marvelous but really difficult for me to parse um. but anyways.#connect with me about the series you clearly loved for a long time and found a lot of success with#it brought you so much joy dude you used to giggle every time you tried to read it to us (after holding us hostage to do so I might add but#anyways. sorry. thinking.#that line about Jake bringing them all around to the stories tracks though. he kinda liked being derivitavely. what did he say.#and also would love connecting with ppl through media and their personal creations#adventure time#fionna and cake#o
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