#you are my daaaad - YOURE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie

[dxrksong]

Jason 13 au

PLOT WITH MEMES

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Jason: you ever have that moment where you're relaxing on a rooftop with a nice cup of tea.

Jason: and then you get kidnapped by your reanimated bicycle from the GZ?

Danny, desperately trying to steer: NOT HELPING JOHNNY!!!!!

Jason: I know.

The Bike: :)

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Jason: so what the hell am I supposed to do with zom?

Danny: considering they're the only thing keeping you alive rn? Not much

Jason: how the hell-right right, acting as a vein system....

Danny: in theory if you do manage to absorb the blob ghost, you won't have to deal with the rage anymore? That's a plus right?

Jason: I know we use them as snacks sometimes but they're also PETS, phantom!

Danny: wait, you're keeping it?

Jason: CaN YoU NoT SaY It lIkE ThAt?!

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Constantine: what the fuck......*walks out*

BatMan: ???

Constantine: Manor's haunted.

Bruce: *cocks gun* always has been

Constantine: WTF?!

Batman: yes?? I know??

Constantine: byyyeeee

Batman: Constantine get back here!

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Jason: shit. Goin' ghost! Damn you kid, for infecting me with your stupid phrase! *transforms*

Kon, Jon, and Superman: *physical and visual distress as they immediately scramble out of their chairs*

Jason: ??? What's wrong with you??

Jon: YOUR HEART JUST STOPPED!!!!

Jason: oh. OOH! Yeah, it does that.

Superfam: *visible distress and confusion*

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Danny @ Jack with a little dance: you are my daaaaaad YOU'RE MY DAD!! Boogie woogie woogie!

Jack: AWWWW DANNO!!! *shamelessly shedding tears* IT'S BEEN FOREVER SINCE YOU'VE MADE LITTLE JINGLES FOR US!!!

Jason:

Jason: hmm

[Later]

Jason: *slides into the batcave*

BatKids: ??

Jason: *DEEP INHALE*

Jason, trying to mimic Danny's dance: YOU ARE MY DAAAAD! YOU'RE MY DAD!! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!!!!!

Batkids:

BatMan:

Batman: "Dad.....?"

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Batman: check out how hard I can cry! SUSHAUAABSIDBESJDDKEDB

[Note. May or may not be immediately after the previous meme]

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Danny: *dies screaming*

Also Danny: *screm powers*

Jason: *died in explosion*

Also Jason: *Explody powers*

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Jason: say hello to my BOOM STICK!!!!

The boom stick is a ghost glock. Jason can imbue it with his powers to make the targets explode upon impact.

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Gotham:

Jason:

Gotham: *starts crying*

Jason: SHIT-Gothi, what's wrong?!

Gotham: Why must you grow up??! Why can't you stay my little birdy!

Jason:

Jason: look just because I said you don't have to mother me, doesn't mean-

Gotham: MY BABY DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMOOOORE!

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Jason: *gets hurt*

Shades: so you've chosen death

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Duke: shit, we're cornered!

Jason: don't worry, I got this! *High pitched scream*

Shades: *come rushing in to defend the baby*

Duke: WHAT THE-

Jason: relax, they're friendly.

Duke: I'm talking about how fucking girly that scream was J-*gets elbowed in the ribs*

Jason: You sure your name ain't Dick? Cuz you're sure acting like one!

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Bike: *in batcave*

Also Bike: *suddenly in the dining room, just sitting there*

Damien: ?!

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Damien: Todd, can you not leave your bike in random places in the house?! It's annoying!

Jason: my bike?? Oh, OH! That's just squishy, he moves on his own time.

Damien: are you saying your bike is alive Todd? Tt do you mistake me for an idiot?

Jason: why don't you ask the bike then?

Bike: *beeps*

Damien: *jumps 5ft into the air*

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Dick: Jason, we need to talk.

Jason: *sigh* fine, I admit, I put him in the nicu, but he deserved it!

Dick: what?! No, I mean about your bike! What the hell are you talking about?!

Jason: ooh! Nevermind then, carry on!

Dick: Jason, this conversation isn't over.

Jason: jeez, you're starting to sound like Bruce, just tell me what you wanted!

Dick: your bike is crying.

Bike: *just realized it was stuck like this*

Jason: ?! Squishy?! *runs off*

[scythemichaelfaraday]

I feel like we sleep on this very specific Thunderhead excerpt. Or at least I haven’t seen many people post about it and I obsess over it. Thunderhead (of course) knows what’s up.

Starting with this one.

Faraday turns to Scythe Anastasia. His smile is warm. Paternal.

Holy fucking shit. I know it was implied but like Thunderhead has basically affirmed it. That’s your daaaad. That’s your dad! Boogie woogie woogie.

And then who I assume to be Curie.

“She makes us proud.”

Proud parents!!! Us! Our!!

The capillaries in Scythe Anastasia’s face expand. Her cheeks turn slightly pink from their praise.

Mom! Dad! Stooooop!

And then…

… “Hi, I’m Munira Atrushi.” She shakes Scythe Anastasia’s hand as well, but it almost seems like an afterthought.

Uh oh. Do I smell step-assistant jealousy? All jokes aside, I love the implications of this. Faraday is such a warm, endearing soul that he has not one! Not two! But three kids without even trying!

And next, for you Curaday fans, I’m sure this has been used extensively for in-book straight-from-the-source material.

Scythe Curie puts her hand on Faraday’s, which causes his heart rate to slightly elevate.

Literally!! Butterflies!! All this time and Curie still gives him butterflies! And then the Thunderhead literally admits to knowing about the rise and fall of their romance.

… Clearly these two have little patience for each other, like siblings vying for parental affection.

And my suspicions are confirmed! Some sibling rivalry indeed! This is why I seriously cannot take anyone seriously who believes that there are any romantic undertones to Faraday and Munira’s relationship.

I theorize that if she were interested in him that way, she would have been jealous with Curie. That is a bit of a stretch, being that they are very subtle. But no, she’s jealous with Anastasia- his kid. I mean apprentice.

Anyways, thanks for reading. I’m just gonna keep acting like the last 100 pages and the The Toll never happened. :)/lh

[aeslenya]

Six Of Crows: Incorrect Quotes:

Kaz: I've only had Wylan for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Jesper: Um Jared can you read number twenty-three for the class?

Wylan: No I cannot. Whaddup I'm Wylan I'm sixteen and I never fucking learned how to read.

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*Inej when fighting the nichevo'ya*

Inej: Don't fuck with me, I've got the power of god and anime on my side!!! YAHHHHHH

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*Wylan @ Kaz*

Wylan: You're my daaaad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

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*Wylan holding Milo the goat*

Jesper: I want to see my little boy

Wylan: Here he comes

Jesper: I want to see my little boy

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Kaz: Hey everybody, today Pekka Rollins pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.

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Nina: I brought you frankincense.

Pekka Rollins: Thank you.

Kaz: I brought you myrrh

Pekka Rollins: Thank you.

Kaz: murDER!

Pekka Rollins: *gasp* Kaz!

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Nina: Kaz has nineteen bottles of dish soap and he gives Inej-

*Matthias raises hand*

Matthias: Wait why does Kaz have so many soaps?!?

Kaz]: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, MATTHIAS!!!

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*Jesper hiding around the corner, waiting to scare Nina*

Jesper: 👹EEEYAHHH👹

Nina: AHHH! Stappp! I could've dropped my croissant!

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*Nina recording on her phone*

Nina: Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called fr e sh a- fr e sh a VOCA DO! FR E SH A VO-

*Inej in the passenger seat laughing her ass off*

[acefaun]

It's your birthday? Happy Birthday!

Thank yooooou! 🥰 I'm getting elder year by year!

Immediately on seeing those two I have no idea why, my immediate reaction was "🎵You are my daaaad, you're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!🎶"

[arcplaysgames]

["Everything Hits At Once" by Spoon plays muffled in the distance]

Took out Fuckface McGee with my sister so I've almost wrapped up Sojiro's social link. Some social workers came to look into the uncle's claims of abuse, but Reverie and Futaba stood by their dad, and then Sojiro cried because YOU ARE MY DAAAAD, YOURE MY DAD BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

so happy for the Sakuras, esp Reverie Vantas-Sakura.

hahahha I fucking knew it.

I mean not that it was cleverly hidden but Futaba went back over the data and basically confirmed everythiiiiing. After Kaneshiro, someone hacked the Phansite and inflated the approval rating and rigged the rankings. It was all a ploy to put the Thieves into position to be the fall guys with Okumura.

So as I was saying: Everything is Mishima's fault. How the fuck does the site admin not recognize sloppily hacked-together code that's making changes to the key features? Like, oh my god. Mishima, you're such a fuckup and everything is your fault.

l m a o i do love this moment. No dialogue, just Ryuji realizing he's been fucking played. All the excitement and fame and his insistence that they had to go after Okumura because of the rankings, all of it falls like scales from Ryuji's eyes right here.

ya done fucked up, son

The SIU Director is like. diabolically evil lmao. They don't even try to make him anything but. He's moustache-twirly. I keep rolling my goddamn eyes.

goddamn maruki can you be a little more subtle, like just a big. just a nudge. "YANNO it's okay if your memories are lies so long as they make you happy! 8D!" bruh

Anyway, it's the school festival and the school votes on who they want to be the guest speaker (is that a thing?) and the school overwhelmingly votes for Akechi.

goddamn, the ghost of you fuckin lingers, huh

are you reverie's wife now? wait, no, that's wrong. is reverie your wife now? there, that's better.

So Shido is the big bad, right? Like, he's the guy who framed Reverie in the first place, the symmetry of fiction demands he be the final dude Reverie goes up against (until Maruki finds a way to fucketh everything up). Okumura was going into politics, by removing him, did we remove the only hurdle standing between Shido and being the new PM and he's Super Evil?

What I find slightly frustrating at this point, structurally, is that I have zero idea or indication what the baddies actually want out of this. They are killing people and presumably want to use the Metaverse to control the population, but do they have, like, a guiding philosophy or something? Or is it just power for power's sake, because that's boring.

NO IDEA. We know fuck all!

Is that a lie?

lmao what am i saying, nothing Akechi says is an absolute truth, is it?

It's funny because Akechi is..... extremely good at what he does? Not the detective thing, frankly we've had zero indication of his actual intellectual acumen in that arena. But as a double agent, he could be an Ocelot, frankly.

OH MAN THAT'S WHAT HE REMINDS ME OF, HOLY SHIT. Young Revolver Ocelot, Adamska. Oh yeah that's the vibe. Except with worse fashion and much worse hair. About as homosexual though.

ANYWAY AT THE SCHOOL FESTIVAL, THE GANG IS HANGING OUT ALONE AND AKECHI ROLLS UP AND SAYS THIS

"EVERYONE'S ALL HERE"???? lmao he knows and he isn't even being subtle about it anymore

omg and futaba fucking notices it too LMAO THAT'S GREAT i'm so happy it was intentional phrasing, hahaha that's amazing

Anyway, at the guest speaker panel, Makoto is moderating, and uses the opportunity to press Akechi for info about the case.

omg he's just gonna come out and say it

oh my god yes bitch do it, light the rag and chuck that molotov right into this whole trash fire, it can burn so much faster

THIS FUCKING BITCH

he's not as good as Adachi but I gotta say he's pretty fucking good lmao. Every time there's a Beige Alert, you know things are going to be interesting at least.

But also this is the equivalent to putting a gun to the Thieves' head. Love it.

Never play a player, Makoto.

Anyway with that obviously faked phone call, Akechi calls a 10 minute break and asks to see everyone in a private room where he will humbly serve everyone a helping of their own ass, I assume.

[hopeful-hugz]

Ⓐ {for whoever it would be most fun for!}

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours || Accepting

Kariya:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || casual || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || dad friend || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would get myself erased for him || I'd kill for him || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || who's this bozo why do they keep talking to me? || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them more than anyone else || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them || You are my daaaad. You're my DAD! Boogie-woogie woogie

Uzuki:

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || assertive || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend || Mom™

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I have to trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them || This is the chick that Kariya is head over heels for???

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them || Uzuki's family, no if ands or buts about it

[epitomees]

Akira strolled up to Zenkichi with a microphone and a boom box. Pressing a button, some music played and he sang: "You are my daaaad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!" Well, second unofficial dad figure anyway. That's his birthday present for today. He hoped he would find it a little bit humorous.

...what...

....what was the point of his silly dance? Where did he even find that music box and mic? What was the purpose of doing this in front of him? Out in public, for that matter?

"Is...is this supposed to be...some kind of 'meme' thing?" What was even the humor of teenagers nowadays. Futaba showed him one of the current trends involving some guy in a shark costume and somehow that was funny?! How!?

"...h-hey now, I'm not your dad, alright kid? It's not like I watched over you and your friends, made sure you guys never got into any kind of real trouble, let you share a meal with me in my own home-"

Wait..

There's a long, drawn-out, very dramatic sigh in response, followed with a chuckle. "...this is definitely one of those memes or video pranks, isn't it..."

[pointy-eared-breton]

King Emeric: wh

Me: OOPS, YOU’RE MY DAD NOW

[mariflexion]

Day 1: Family

Deku Week

@futureherodekuweek

[jar-of-moonshine]

Best Boys 3/??? Peter Parker

I was in the middle of rewatching Infinity War AND THIS VINE KEPT POPPING INTO MY MIND WHENEVER TONY AND PETER INTERACTED AND I COULDN'T REST UNTIL THIS WAS DONE

[solidsnakessolidcakes]

Venom: *smiles* Hi there, E-

Eli: YOU ARE MY DAAAAAD (You're my dad! boogie-woogie-woogie)

[jasondean]

this is a callout for both myself and @bombboi

[acornknight]

i can post things

[ivybirds]

@setheverman

[shimospookyapple]

basicly my dad

[the-fault-in-yo-mama]

Tonight I got drunk and recreated the You Are My Dad vine with my cat