#yosaffbridge

[akelafang]

Firefly idea:

After the whole situation with Saffron whenever Mal gets really drunk the crew pretends he got married to someone. He's been "married" to most of the crew and a few random girls they've managed to talk into playing along. Eventually, he and Simon actually get married while drunk and neither of them believes anyone who tries to convince them that, yes that did in fact happen

[waywardwizzard]

Saffron let out an irritated sigh and pushed away from the desk.

"Y'know, husband," she said, pulling out a knife, "it's kind of nauseating how attached you are to that crew of yours."

"Sure you didn't swallow some of your lipstick?" Mal asked. "Tends to make you feel funny."

Ignoring him, she slowly walked around him, idily running the flat of the blade down his back.

"You really aren't gonna give them up, are you?"

Mal stayed silent, flexing his wrists against the ropes tying him to the chair.

Saffron stopped in front of the captain and shook her head.

"You really are a loyal wang ba dan."

Lifting the knife, she flashed Mal a humourless smile. "Luckily, I can't say the same for me, husband dear."

In a flash, the knife plunged into the captain's thigh and he bit back a scream.

[rdng1230]

one of the things I love about tv writers with long careers is I get to see little glimmers of characters I love in the new thing these writers create. I see so much of Zoe and wash in hen and chim, Saffron would absolutely match taylor Kelly’s freak, I feel like if you split mal’s personality in half one half would be Bobby and one half would be Buck (Buck 1.0 especially also has a little dash of Jayne god bless him).

[waywardwizzard]

I'm listening to it on repeat rn and it's so good!! And it fits her so well!

(And I might or might not just have gotten an idea. Or three. Help)

Thanks for tagging me!! <3

Firefly fans!

If anyone needs a soundtrack for a YoSaffBridge themed fic

PLEASE

Go listen to Tongues and Teeth by Crane Wives

It fits her sooooo well

@waywardwizzard

Psst! Tagging the only Firefly writer I know

[princess-of-the-corner]

Also in the original Three Musketeers novel, unlike most adaptations, Milady's true name is never revealed and whilst she's called many names, they're all aliases and no one knows what she's actually called, so she's just called Milady in the end.

A memorable line during her execution has Athos say "goodbye, [everyone of Milady's aliases].

Most adaptations just make Milady De Winter her real name, though in the book, De Winter is just the name of her second husband.

Oh the YoSaffBridge energy!

[loisfreakinglane]

Firefly!

IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I WATCHED SO GIVE ME SOME GRACE and also promise to rewatch it together after heroes and chucky and and etc

The first character I first fell in love with: 

from what i remember, from over 20 years ago........ it had to be zoe. she was...... so much...........

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

simon! he took me a hot minute to warm up to but by god do i adore him

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

does anybody love jayne? i remember a lot of ppl shipping jayne/river back in the day (ew 2 me personally). anyway i hate him.

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

i don't really feel like i see a ton of hate for any character i love? tho i believe u that ppl used to hate simon a lot and i love him. and i've seen much criticism for inara but that was rooted in very valid things. do ppl hate yosaffbridge? bc i adore her

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

i go very back and forth on mal

The character I would totally smooch: 

zoe, inara, yosaffbridge

The character I’d want to be like: 

inara

The character I’d slap: 

jayne duh

A pairing that I love:

wash/zoe!!!!!!!!! THE OTP

A pairing that I despise: 

jayne/anybody is a hard pass for me

[castle-dominion]

She’s playing you. It’s yosaffbridge all over again.

[the-do-that-girl]

Serenity 2 - Starfury Convention London Nov 2005

Photos by me

Opening Ceremony

[fangirlstarot]

SEVEN OF SWORDS

"Thieves and liars kill indirectly, unintentionally, and with no other weapon than their tongues and malice." - A.E.H. Veenman

This is often called the 'thief card' as it often points to someone in your life who is cutting corners, being sneaky or going to betray you. It can also sometimes point out some of your own negative behavior. There is some trickery and dodgy deals going on, so be careful of what might look too good to be true because it's probably a scam. It is also a card of careful cunning, reminding you to keep your wit sharp if you want that strategy to play out for you in the long run.

::Who's Who On This Card::

1. Coyote from Native American Mythology - Throughout many indigenous cultures, Coyote is a trickster god. His mischievous nature was often up to no good, and could be down-right devious. The coyote was often thought to be the most cunning animal too.

2. The Robber from Catan - When you roll a certain number on the dice in this game, you place this piece on someone's square to rob them of their resources. This is a decisive strategy, but can turn friends into enemies (at least for the duration of the game).

3. Saffron from Firefly - Saffron went by many names in Firefly because of her many scams and aliases used to trick others, causing Mal to eventually call her Yosaffbridge, an amalgamation of the three names he knew he by. She was overly deceitful, always had a scam she was trying to get away with and a story full of lies to act as a cover. The Seven of Swords reminds us to be wary of those Yosaffbridge's in our own life-- else we might find out they've taken off with our ship.

4. Autolycus from Xena - Autolycus was known as the King of Thieves on Xena. He was very cunning, possessed a quick wit and the resourcefulness to pull off all sorts of underhanded behaviour. He wasn't overly malicious though, which I think points to how the Seven of Swords can sneaky but is not always out to cause a great deal of harm.

5. Professor Harold Hill from The Music Man - A professional conman, Professor Harold Hill wasn't even a professor and arrived to River City, Iowa to try to swindle the good people of that small town. This card often reminds us that we have to keep our eyes open, which is always a good thing to do when a salesman like Harold offers things that seem too good to be true.

6. Honest John from Pinocchio - Honest John was not honest at all when he was trying to trick Pinocchio and eventually leads him astray so he could sell him to the highest bidder. This was not the first of his frauds and lies and this deception would not be his last. The criminal behavior that this card points to really needs to be guarded against so you don't get taken advantage of by those sly and sneaky foxes out there in the world.

[mermaidvenom]

I mean I haven't watched firefly in years and this is still hilarious to think also I realised that due to my dyslexia I wrote blow instead of bowl

(also now a days I think that's how we would all end up married lets face it)

[akelafang]

Thought: Would Mal need to divorce Saffron if he wanted to get married for real? She did trick him using a legitimate marriage ceremony but what Book said about needing permission from a local pastor to divorce makes it seem like it only counts for people from that planet, which Saffron isn't. But if it does count despite neither of them being locals he'd need to get her to agree to a divorce to get remarried. Like if, for example, he and Simon wanted to get married would the crew have to track her down so that Mal could get her to sign divorce papers before he could marry Simon?

Saffron while signing the papers at gunpoint: Don't have to do this often Mal: I imagine so since most of your husbands end up dead

[waywardwizzard]

"You don't want to do that."

Staring into the barrel of the gun pointed at his head, Mal let go of the floorboard. He grimaced.

"YoSaffBridge."

"Ex-husband."

She grinned and pulled the hammer back. The click echoed through the hallway.

"Nice seeing you here."

"Wish I could say the same," the captain muttered just before the gun connected with his head and everything went black.

He fell to the floor with a thud, dust raising up around him.

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Author's note -

Sorry, short one again today. Hope y'all are still enjoying these l'il fics of mine.

@juneofdoom

[ninjathrowingstork]

This weekend's lineup, in no particular order. I'm still deciding if I'll do Capable or Riza tomorrow, since both are comfy and easy to move in, but I'm torn on whether I want to wear pants and boots tomorrow or not. If anyone's going as anyone from the same stuff, lmk so we can meet up! #cosplay #cosplans #doloresabernathycosplay #doloresabernathy #saffron #yosaffbridge #rizahawkeye #rizahawkeyecosplay #capable #capablecosplay #madmax #madmaxfuryroad #madmaxcosplay #westworld #westworldcosplay #fireflycosplay #firefly #fullmetalalchemist #fullmetalalchemistbrotherhoodcosplay #fullmetalalchemistbrotherhood #sdcc #sdcc2018 #sandiegocomiccon (at San Diego, California)

[bettinadoodles]

Throwback to that one time I dressed up as Saffron.

[madamedefarge]

Some characters just know how to play the long game and pull the wool over a mark's eyes! We've compiled a list of 27 characters who we consider to be master manipulators.

[ghostofwellfleet]

Crate number 6 ☺ #bigdamnheroes #firefly #cargocrate #serenity #lootcrate #inaraserra #yosaffbridge