#yoda wig

[tennessoui]

Omg, Obi-Wan opening up to Quinaln about his hanahaki?? I didn't know I needed that but I do now!! I love the way you write their friendship and if anyone's gonna make sure Obi-Wan and Anakin get together in a Kit Fic, it's going to be Quinlan Vos!

vos: ok, so we laughed we drank we caught up. what is this about. why did the halls of healing contact me.

obi-wan: so i love my former padawan and it's killing me

vos, go with the flow made corporeal: ok. but unexpected but maybe i shouldn't be surprised he's always been weird about you and you've always indulged him. he's a fully consenting adult now and you're not his master either, not to mention he killed darth sidious for you, so I think everyone will look favorably at your relationship even ifi it's a bit weird. there's no need to let the guilt kill the---

obi-wan: no you misunderstand me. i love my former padawan and it is literally killing me

vos: what

obi-wan, dignified and tortured:

vos:

obi-wan, coughing up flowers to prove a point: literally im going to die

vos, go with the flow being very much challenged: ok. ok. let's go find you another blond twink. do you specifically like former padawans? i think i could offer mine, she's adventurous, she'd wear a wig if we asked nicely. is it the eyes? we can find some guy with blue eyes for you. is it the Force sensitivity? maybe master yoda could--

obi-wan, tortured now by images of sleeping with aayla secura in a wig or master yoda in general: the hanahaki is killing me but suddenly i wish it would do it faster

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Ranking incidents of alleged child thievery cause I'm bored

Qui Gon & Anakin: If we were not witnesses it could sound bad. However we do know that Qui Gon did what was within his power to get Shmi out too, and this was truly discussed between them and the active choice of both Shmi and Anakin. Best of a bad situation. One thing that wigs me out a bit is Qui Gon testing Anakin's blood without asking, and the prophecy motive doesn't sit well.

Obi Wan, Yoda, and Bail deciding the placement of the twins: they believed the twins were orphans (though strangling their pregnant mother and killing all the children in your home and sentencing your little sister to death are reasonable grounds to challenge custody of two infants on imo), and Obi Wan (and Yoda, even) can reasonably be considered next of kin to Anakin, maybe even more so than Owen. Ideally Padme's family should have been involved, but the danger of Sidious knowing of them is a mitigating factor.

Maarva & Cassian: There was definitely no informed consent involved, lol. She kinda did just kidnap that kid. However as long as she is a reliable narrator then it's an understandable kidnapping. They were going to die, so….

That business with Cad Bane: straightforward kidnapping & trafficking. He lied about his identity and used hypnosis and coercion and everything.

Din & Grogu: where do I start. Well, taking Grogu back from the imperials was a rescue not a kidnapping. Also he took on the job of foster parent and spent two seasons trying to find Grogu's people. When he did adopt Grogu, it was after Grogu chose him. This is all above board and not baby theft. However, I do have to factor in him taking on the job for the imperials to begin with. Even if his conscience kicked in when he realized what he was selling Grogu into, that was a pretty extreme case. So while Din is not in the business of stealing kids for himself or his tribe, he MIGHT be in the business of stealing your kid if it's a job and he doesn't think too hard about it.

Luke & Grogu: While there was less dialogue than there was with Qui Gon and the Skywalkers, the gist is much the same. Grogu did make the call, and Luke did establish that this was everyone's choice. (and Din was a foster parent, not the parent) And he revisited it again later, too. With Grogu, anyway.

Palpatine & Maul: I just realized i barely remember. Mother Talzin gave him away, right? Did she get something in return? Hang on, didn't something similar happen with Ventress?

GOING OFF OSMOSIS ALONE: Jaster & Jango: the way I heard it: Jango was orphaned. (idk if he had anyone else). Jaster maybe made him pass some kind of test involving planting a bomb before adopting? if so that's an unusual thing to do

Baby Ludi: the way I heard it: jedi find a kid who seems like an orphan. The mother turns out not to be dead and there is a media storm about it. There is a custody dispute? Idk enough details tbh.

[feltpool]

Good clean fun

This week I have mostly been watching Young Jedi Adventures.

Yes it’s a show aimed at little kids, but who doesn’t like an aggressively cute and cheerful cartoon from time to time?

It’s all bright colours, BIG eyes, enthusiastic hugs, and wholesome messages about friendship, working together and, of course, learning to use the force.

But mostly about friendship and hugging, because kids show.

And because it’s set in the High Republic era it’s able to be happy and light and carefree because we’re operating far from the Bad Times lurking waaaaay off down the timeline

In addition to occasional appearances from a younger Master Yoda than we’re used to seeing, we have Master Zia Zanna who oversees the temple on Tenoo the kids are based at and provides/allows the kids to head off on missions. And, of course, we have our heroic trio and their conveniently excellent, Han Solo-esque, pilot friend to provide them with transport for those missions

But Nash Durango isn’t just an excellent pilot and engineer with a droid sidekick, RJ-83, and a ship of her own. She also has two moms, mentioned both as ‘Mom and Momma’, and later as ‘my moms’

We have Kai (central), who we know is the True Hero of the show since people use his last name as well as his first one. (Nash is on the left there)

He’s accompanied by his fellow trainee of Pantoran origin, Lys (right), and Dee Bradley Baker with peets, aka Nubs the Pooba (below).

This is Star Wars so of course they’re both blue. Nothing says ‘galaxy far far away’ than things or people that are blue

And I’m living for the epic hero hair this show gives us, not just on the main 4 but on some of the supporting characters too. Behold the glory that sits atop that already fuzzy head. Impressive!

Lys’s wig definitely came from the finest of Naboo stylists, it barely ever moves and never has a hair out of place. The hair buns have levelled up majorly this time around.

Lys is a girl so she likes animals, Nubs looks like a bear so he likes nature, and Kai is the hero figure who plans to be a Master Jedi someday so he doesn’t need any secondary interests. Apparently.

The recurring ‘villains’ of the story are wannabe pirate Taborr val Dorn (who is in no way whatsoever a be-helmeted young Boba Fett stand in) and his gang who show up to try to steal anything not nailed down. Taborr leads his gang with meanness and bossy tyranny, and a total lack of success because our heroes always win the day – as is right and proper!

His gang consists of droid EB-3, and Pord, who’s the cutest little Gamorrean you ever did see (it isn’t stated that they’re a girl but they have killer mascara and a female VA so it’s likely). They’re my personal favourite.

The show gets bonus points for including a tooka kitten, however briefly

Verdict: Very cute, maybe too much so for some viewers, but entertaining as long as you accept that it’s aimed at the Disney Junior demographic

[chaoticunorigionalstranger]

Book of Mormon - Matinee - 30.9.23 (Cast Change)

Principle cast in the photo.

Jack Greaves (Schrader), Jed Berry (Church), Jed Hoyle (Poptarts), Philip Catchpole, Brian O'Muiri (Zelder), Jack McNiel (Michaels), George Littell (Davis), Amandla Elynah, Paige Miller, Kirk Patterson, Rebecca Daisy Wellington

Chomba S Taulo (guard) went off at the interval and was replaced by Chris Copeland (swing).

Due to Gavin Alex (MP) having a bad back, Philip Catchpole (Brigham Young) did the lift at the end of AAP.

Jack Greaves:

Instead of the chirographed moves, he was doing 'sexy' dancing in TBT in the slow motion scene

In the airport scene he was playing a gameboy as he said his lines, and Jed H tried to take it away from him, but he didn't

In AAP he wasn't wearing a beard, instead he just had a moustache. He was leaning over while on the platform, licking his lips and very obviously perving at Jack M. Jack M was trying not to laugh

Yoda had a light saber during MU

In SMHD he did his usual 'sexy Dharma', but when Mr Price came on, Dharma had a t shirt that said "I love Xaddies".

In JSAM as the MP's assistant, him and Jack M, went and got a bench instead of the MP's chair and both sat down while MP (Gavi Alex) had to stand behind them. MP spent alot of time pulling his assistant's wigs backwards

Myles Hart

Did the entire show shirtless

During the scene with Price and the book, when he says "up their arse" he went and slapped Rolley's arse. REALLY hard

As Brigham Young he went and rubbed his clit nose right in Conner's face

Stevie Webb

Lots of flirting with Price

Generally giving his all

Very camp throughout - normal camp actions exaggerated

[goodolreliablejake]

The prequel trilogy gave us no end of hilarious Jedi. Nothing compares to the glee of mentioning Plo Koon, Kit Fisto, or Master Bayts, knowing that my oldest friends all know exactly who those people are and everyone else is wondering if I'm making them up.

But for my money, Yaddle is the best one of all for convincing people you're putting them on. And I want to take advantage of that before Yaddle pops off and everyone knows and loves her. "No dude, I'm serious, she's like Yoda but with a red wig on. And her name is Yaddle. Trust me bro."

Let us dub this... Wookieepediacore.

[hisadoredwhore]

Body Count

Last night's body count wasn't too shabby. I think I underestimated the crowd that would be waiting at my door. I always start my night off a little nervous. My man gives me a pep talk, I take a deep breath and own it. This evening was no exception.

I picked a booth off the beaten path. I like to watch a video and relax a little before I make eye contact with my prey. I like to take stock of my environment and get a feel for the place. The video screen was not working. Sound was working, screen was not. I left my door open as I situated my airpod, freshened my lipstick, took off my shirt, and secured my belongings. Before I knew it I had a taker.

Juan was from El Salvador. He had the shiny button up long sleeve shirt to prove it. He shut the door and started to kiss me. He pawed at every inch of me taking in every curve. We started off with him burying his face between my thighs. He was definitely hungry. my moans started to draw people to tap at he door. I took him in my mouth and jammed him into the back of my throat over and over. The distinct gagging sound drew more activity outside the door. My blowjobs rarely go unfinished but he had to bury himself inside me. Things went slowly. Clinking of the belt, dropping of the pants, kicking off of the shoes. He took me there standing. I had one hand on the wall to balance myself and the pounding I was receiving shook the room enough to release the door. Each time I looked over my shoulder, I saw a different person peering through watching. I made sure to make eye contact with each one. He finished inside me. He got dressed, got my phone number and told me in broken english how much he enjoyed my body. As he left, there were at least 6 people standing outside my door waiting.

Monica came in and introduced herself. Tall, very thin, cheap wig, torn fishnet stocking and bright red lipstick. She told me about the place and her experiences over the last few times she visited. While we were chatting a man stood in the doorway, on the phone, bummed he had to leave. He talked to Monica and myself for a little while. He excused himself and told me he hopes he gets to have a chance with me next time. Monica was biologically a man and asked me if I wanted to play. As my man says, "you are the least judgey person I know". She pulled down her skirt and binding undergarments and I sucked her off. I got down on my knees and went for it. Her legs were shaking as she came inside my mouth. She said she saw stars and could barely walk when she left. I readjusted my clothes and wiped the lipstick off my breast.

I barely composed myself when the next person entered. Complete geek. SW t-shirt, glasses, shorts, and a baseball cap. He took notice of my feet right away. The patent heel was drawing him in. He asked if he could take off my shoe. He absorbed my feet, smelled them, tasted them, inhaled them. He then adjusted and put his baseball cap on backwards and pulled my legs apart. He kept burying his face until he had to pull away and catch his breath. He had a lot off unique sexual behaviors. His fetish was being served. He pulled down his shorts to reveal his Yoda chonies. He sat me down on the bench and pushed himself inside me until he finished on me. He placed my heels back on my feet before he left.

The next few were basic blow jobs. I was hoping to utilize the Glory Holes but with a line at my door I had to get a few out of the way as time was running out. My last target was the Manager of the business. I flirted with him a bit but he wasn't taking the bait. As I started to walk out of the store, a customer was walking in and asked me if the offer extended to him as well. Yes it does. I took him by the hand and directed him into the booth I was in. He attempted to get someone to join us. He got me and what I wanted from the get go. The manager came into "clean" when he was about to eat me out from behind. I was hoping he would join but he didn't. Firecracker (my man and I give nicknames to everyone) had the capacity to give it to me the way I wanted it, rough. He was having a "hard" time getting where he needed to be. He ended up losing his load between my cheeks and then proceeded so suck his own cum out of me.

As I left, I left with a sense of empowerment. I left with confidence. I left with my whore head held up high. One of the men I was with said "come on dude, that's what she is here for". Truer words have never been spoken.

[navysealunsealed]

Would You Rather

Would you rather have an extra toe or extra finger?

Would you rather the aliens that make first contact be robotic or organic?

Would you rather have a pet skunk that sprayed you once a month or a pet porcupine that quilled you once a month?

Would you rather have an odd-shaped nose or odd-shaped ears?

Would you rather have a daughter have Hulk powers or a son with Beyonce’s talent?

Would you rather still be bathed in maple syrup by your mother or by your grandmother?

Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?

Would you rather have small bad things happen to you for a month or one bad thing happen to you?

Would you rather be get trapped inside a video game or have that video game come to life in the real world?

Lose access to social media or Free wi fi for the rest of your life?

Would you rather live by “Hakuna Matata” or “YOLO”?

Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader for the rest of your life?

Would you rather eat only cheese for 1 year or not be able to eat cheese for 1 year?

Would rather have 100 duck-sized elephants or 1 elephant-sized duck?

Would you rather wear a clown wig or clown shoes every day?

Would you rather be insulted by Gordon Ramsay for 10 seconds or receive unlimited text messages from Donald Trump for 10 days?

Would you rather always have a mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut?

Would you rather break your cell phone or one leg?

Would you rather give up your favorite food or forget your celebrity crush?

Would you rather be a clown who distracts the bull or the cowboy who rides the bull?

[tomthefanboy]

Kanan would make a Yoda costume for little Jacen, but then get bummed Ezra wasn't there to appreciate it.

Once Ezra gets back, he gets Jacen a blue wig to dress up like young Ezra while Ezra himself dresses up like Hondo. Hera doesn't approve.

Chopper would ask Sabine to paint him like other droids at the base and Chopper would do mean impressions of them the whole night. But then stop after AP5 Coordinates to have the entire droid pool painted like Chopper and they sweep into the party all at once being jerks and claiming it was his idea. Hera gets real mad and has him on exhaust vent scrubbing duty until Life Day.

Sabine would paint her Beskar to look like Vader the year after Endor and would still get yelled at for it. The only kind word would be from Luke Skywalker, who would say "Aren't you a little short for a Sith Lord?"

Zeb went to a rebel base party in a long haired wig and a bandoleer and said he was a wookiee. Then he saw chewbacca had dyed his hairpurple and wore high heels to be a Lasat and instantly regretted it.

Every year Sabine compliments Ezra's Hutt costume... before he gets dressed up. The first year he is back he finally does dress up as a Hutt and Sabine almost happy cries about it.

The next year, Ezra shaves for the first time since getting back and surprises everyone by showing up in a frighteningly accurate Thrawn costume. Facepaint, red contacts, he even does the voice. Halfway through the party a drunk Zeb crashes in wearing a makeshift purgill costume he put together out of trash bags after his third beer. He wiggles his fuel hose tentacles around making "bawwww" noises, then after one lap of the dance floor he scoops Ezra up on his shoulder and runs out of the party yelling "WOOOOSHHHHH!" Ezra laughs for a whole hour and only comes back to the party after taking off his costume.

Kanan shows up one year and just stands in the exact middle of the party. He is wearing his normal clothes but has a pair of novelty moose antlers on his head. When anyone asks about his costume he says "I am the bendu". Nobody gets it but when Ezra gets back and they tell him the story he falls over laughing.

The one time Kanen agrees to a couples costume, he is Han Solo and Hera is Leia Organa. The costume is a big hit at the party until Zeb and Kallus show up, ALSO dressed as Han and Leia. Zeb is mad and insists they change. He claims Kanan "Doesn't have enough arm to pull off a vest". Then Kanan gets mad and says they were there first but Hera says she's not sure, "Kallus is really working the Alderanian gown." Before the argument gets settled all he'll breaks loose because the REAL Han and Leia unexpectedly show up to the party, dressed as EACH OTHER!

Costumes I think the ghost crew would wear for Halloween (or a Star Wars version of the holiday)

- Ezra bridger: I think he’d go as ghost because it was easy and I think his older self would be a ghost as a morbid joke since they thought he was dead for a lil bit 💀 but fr? Prob a werewolf or a pirate if he and sabine matched for fun (not shipping although I have nothing against sabezra). I can also see him in a skeleton costume but ALSO HE WOULD GO AS LANDO HAHAHA. I think he seriously dresses up for Halloween. Like different costume every year. Except for after Kanan went blind. He was too “grown up” and “going through something” for it 🙄

- Sabine: Vampire. I feel it in my bones. That or a pirate matching with Ezra. I also see her painting her beskar to be temporarily Halloween themed. Something artistic.

- Kanan: I don’t think he’d dress up for Halloween. I doubt Jedi are super into costumes and he’s just never grown up doing it so it’s eh. I think it’s also because he gets embarrassed. Strangely, I think he’d wear a costume once after he went blind and reconciled with Ezra to up the morale for everyone. In this universe he is definitely not dead because I said so. If he did(or almost died), then also a ghost costume 💀💀💀

- Hera: I can see vampire as well for her, but I think her costume would be something boring like “rebel pilot” costume where it’s just her orange flight suit with a rebel helmet 💀. She’d think it was funny.

- Garazeb: He thinks he’s already scary looking enough so he’s the kinda guy that says “this is my Halloween costume wdym” if Ezra pesters him. In the Ahsoka series however, I seriously believe him and Kallus would have couples costumes. (Hera tried to get Kanan to do a couples costume ONCE and he shot it down immediately before you ask) What those couples costumes would be, idk.

- C1-10P: Chopper would definitely stick a Jack a lantern he carved himself on his head and call it a day. He would also chase Ezra with the carving utensils on purpose. Idk what plant a pumpkin would be in this universe tho.

- Jacen Syndulla Dume(? I’m adding that because I like the idea of Kanan and hera keeping both last names) Hera would think it was adorable to dress him up when he was a toddler (even if it was impractical) I bet she’d dress him up like a lil meillorun 😭. When he was older obviously he’d want to be a Jedi for Halloween even if Kanan is a little perturbed by being a kid’s Halloween costume.

That is all. My answers are final and I do not take constructive criticism. Unless you want to come up with couples costume ideas for Kalluzeb. Then I do.

[kidaofthewolves]

Watch as future mikey's yoda hair is some sort of wig ewe;

.............wait..............wait wait wait.............oh me gosh.................he does have yoda hair XD

why am I just seeing it now??!!! lol

Honestly, that would be a funny outtake/blooper for the actor au I'm going to be doing soon XD

the first time shooting the "time gateway" scene, Mikey's yoda-wig gets blasted off and smacks someone in the face lol

they can't film that scene for weeks because everyone on set (especially Mikey and Leo) keep laughing XD

[reluctant-mandalore]

Random thought: But Boba babysitting Grogu would be pure chaos because he’s definitely the fun uncle that let’s him do things that Din usually doesn’t allow.

[smol-baguett]

Hey maybe Ahsoka mentions Yaddle in the Spanish dub.

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

Ahsoka asks if the hair products are edible (young child with no hair ever) only to be told firmly no by a horrified Padmé (nobody knows what she's doing here but nobody's gonna tell her to leave) (her offical story is "wigs")

Yoda actually eats the hair products as a fun midnight snack (great glaze for frogs!)

The best visual I can think of to describe the differences in the disaster lineage is that if they all had to share a bathroom, Obi-Wan and Dooku would be taking up all the shelf space in the shower because they would have like five hair products each plus fancy soap and shower gel and—

But Qui-gon and Anakin don’t care because they share one giant bottle of unscented 3-in-1 body wash/shampoo/conditioner that has sat in the same corner of the shower since time immemorial and is so glued to the tile that even Obi-Wan has simply given up and started cleaning around it

[karamcosplay]

Happy Halloween! I'm baby. 💚

[sixohthree]

A friend is gonna embroider this for me and I can't wait!!!

[somethin-or-other]

That's clownery luv

[butchwink]

padme in troy, earlier: i forget what my whole story is because at some point the clone wars forget that they were all about killing me and waking me up about the chosen one bullshit

obiwan: no one listens to kassandra or the bitch from the first movie anymore and they barely talk to each other. no one believes in democracy anymore its a lie and a conspiracy

padme: conspiracy and misinformation is all we have left. the jedi purge is coming if we dont play our cards right. im preggers. help me obiwan kenobi youre my only hope

obiwan: there you go. i know its so hard to say after weve all seen how vader and his children handle it

mace windu: this is insane i cant believe padme didnt trust us and we all just trusted anakin because episode vi was still kind of a win

obiwan: no one needs to die here but we need to disappear. padme im sorry you need to kill yourself like the prophet mohammed. for real, for fake, its up to you. youre the force of nature at the centre of this war and we need a martyr to make him stop. im sorry it had to be like this padme. youre the force

yoda: wig i guess

hector at the gates of troy: achilles you bozo youre supposed to be the jedi and im supposed to be the sith going out of line. its my people that are the scapegoats of greek society. why are we doing this? your best friend died and you want personal revenge? again? against me and my people? the sith? youre always like this and we accept you.

achilles: cut it with the star wars bullshit hector

hector: this is why we have the rule of two. im the apprentice and this is my fathers war. do you even care about the other girl that ran away from her responsibilities to her own father at this point? do you just want a cool light saber battle and a funny horse to close this one off? this is why we hate you so much. we love you for it.

achilles: why do we always have to fight? its you thats angry here im just annoyed and lashing out. i could kill you too if youre not careful. im the new hercules or something remember?

obiwan: try me bitch this is the flat ground and i have my own friends to avenge here

anakin: i hate youuuu