#yo-kai watch incorrect quotes

[myloh]

Zazel : That’s a nice argument, McKraken. Why don’t you back it up with a source ?

McKraken : My source is that I made it the fuck up.

[incorrectykwquotes]

Nate lovingly staring into bucks eyes: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Buck lovingly stareing back with the cutest little happy boy smile you've ever seen: you're my reward :3.

Later

Inaho sitting next to her girlfriend Jessica: you deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Jessica: yeah you can be a real bitch sometimes.

Inaho: 🤨. 😐. 😠🖕

[ykw-shadowside-abridged-official]

Keisuke : My whole good mood is ruined I-I hope you’re happy with yourself ;-;

Whisper : I am happy with myself. I have a positive mental attitude !

Keisuke :

Keisuke : God I wish that were me.

[lunala8368]

Yo-Kai Watch Incorrect Quotes Part 5

Nate: I haven't seen Whisper and Jibanyan for fifteen minutes now. *Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Whisper and Jibanyan running after it in a panic. Nate doesn't look outside at all.* Nate: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

Jibanyan: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. Whisper: What's wrong with you?? Jibanyan: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. Nate: No, he means other than that. Jibanyan: Ohhhhhh. Jibanyan: I haven't slept in 4 days.

Nate: Katie won’t come out of her room! Whisper: Just tell her I said something. Nate: Like what? Whisper: Anything factually incorrect. Nate, shrugging: If you say so. Katie, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Nate: If we’re in trouble, just throw Jibanyan at the problem, and hope for the best.

Nate: If we lose, you’re out of the will. Whisper: I was in the will?

Whisper: Act natural. Nate: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic. Whisper: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day! Nate: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic. Whisper: Will you just cooperate? Nate: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!

Part 1/2/3/4

[sunnyskies281]

Zazel: HE- HE TURNED HIMSELF-

Zazel: HAHAHA

Enma:

Zazel: HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE, ENMA! A PICKLE!

Enma:

Zazel: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Zazel: it was without a doubt the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

Source

[ladymiraclewings]

Adrien: Nathalie, what's tax evasion? Nathalie: I can't answer that without my lawyer.

[bbu-fan-blog]

"🎶I am a cat, and I like it like that. I tell half truths like a diplomat.🎶"

- Scrimshaw, probably

[shadow-coolness]

Hercule: The Champ with the save!

Gohan: Actually, you did nothing here.

Hercule: The Champ is ignoring you!

[residentialsinyomakai]

Yokai Watch Blog Masterpost!

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Hiya! 🍌💬💜So basically this post'll be for any kind of Yokai Watch related kinds of blogs! Inactive/semi-inactive stuff will be marked appropriately!! If I miss something or you have a blog you want added, feel free to let me know! In the same vein, also tell me if you want your blog removed, or to not be @ mentioned. I'll include short explanations next to some, or muses for ask blogs!! Anyways...

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Ask/Rp Blogs:

@ask-mr-movien - Mr Movien/Directator

@thatoneyellowthing - Ittan-Gomen/So-Sorree

@yomakai-chairman - McKraken

@squiddiliusmckraken - McKraken + Tensei!McKraken

@what-a-calamarity -McKraken again!

@yokaiwatchrp - All (to my knowledge)

@askbabblong - Babblong

@fifty-paws-in-a-trenchcoat - Nyans & occasional Komas

@yo-kai-zazel - Zazel, Enma, Ed Zoff, Azriel (OC)

@whispergallagher - Whisper Gallagher-Glass (AU)

@whispers-through-time - Whisper, various time periods

@chipped-buchinyan-ggrr - Buchinyan (She-Ra Crossover AU)

@katietheweirdgirlinclass - Fumika/Katie

@ask-the-watch-holders - Watchholders + partners (+ more!)

@he-knows-all - Hi No Shin/Hinozall || Inactive (?)

@yokaitm - Misc, Yokai and Watchholder

@thereallyrealghoulfather - Gogogo Godfather/The Ghoulfather

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Gimmick/Help:

@urf4v-izin-ykw - Get a tribe assigned to your fave!

@ykw-sexyman-polls - Rating yokai on a scale of 1-10 based on how much of a tumblr sexyman they are

@ykwrarepair - Rarepair request blog :0

@yokaiusaqr - QR codes

@yokaiwatchconfessions - Confession blog

@relatablepicturesofwhisboi - Whisper photos :)

@yokaisuggestion - "[blank]? It must be the work of a yokai!" (Inactive)

^^^ Translations, JP pronoun usage, and more from @Kaialone!

@allnyata-blog - Gifs from the show

@manjisubs - Fansubs (1)

@spectersubs - Fansubs (2)

@eve-chin-anime - Fansubs (3)

@shitty-yokai-watch-a-day - Poorly drawn yokai daily for a year (Sporadic/kinda over)

@yokai-watch-fashion - Fashion and outfits from the series :>

@daily-yokai - As it reads; occasional daily yokai art

@yokai-watch-taggers - Tagging Yokaiblr

@yokai-watch-incorrect-quotes - Incorrect quote blog (unsure of status as of current)

@youkai-watch-z-blog - Japanese medal/cataloguing

@ykw-and-pkm-poems - Namesake once more

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Projects & Rewrites:

@yokaiwatchfadetowhite - Comic loosely based on first game of the series with interesting changes!!

(Could've swore there was more here....whoopsie doodles!!)

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That's what I've got for now :) See you some other time!! Happy watching the yokai or whatever they say in Springdale

[mysticstarlightduck]

Incorrect Quote Tag Game!

Thank you so much for the ask, @thelovelymachinery (here)! I'll go with some of the cast from Supernova Initiative, Scrapyard Boys and What Lurks In The Hollow for this one let's goooo!

Rules: Use this quote generation to generate quotes for your characters, you can edit the generator to make it fit what kind of quotes you'd prefer and remember to rate the quote.

SCRAPYARD BOYS

Riley: What’s your favorite color? Adahm: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Riley: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Adahm: My favorite color is green. Taylen, eating chips and watching the exchange: (absolute wheezing)

Gwyn: Adrien! This soup is flaccid! Adrien, on the verge of angry tears: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

Jordan: Pardon the intrusion, but- Valen: On this moment or just my life in general?

Quince: What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Quince is such a nice person, Quince is so happy-go-lucky! Quince can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? I CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, I AM in a bad mood.

Saoirse: Adahm doesn’t look very happy. Taylen, shrugs, smiling: That's his happy. He just has a resting bitch face.

Valen: You saved me! Why? Adahm: People would think I murdered you if I didn't. Valen: That's not reassuring. Adahm: It's not supposed to be - I still might kill you. Emily: Let's change the subject!

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. Damon: Which one? I have seven. Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. Damon: Which one? I have seven. Rhys, distantly: HEY!!!

Adahm: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Kiren: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Max: Wasps? Jordan: Terriers? Adahm: Nah. Taylen.

Valen: Hold the fuck up. Kiren: Excuse me? Valen: I said hold the fuck up. Kiren: [...] ? Valen: I’m the fuck up, hold me back.

Saoirse: It’s the gift that keeps giving! Kay: It’s the flower that keeps blooming! Valen: It’s the boat that keeps sailing! Adahm, feral: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

SUPERNOVA INITIATIVE

Artemis: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. Orion, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

Orion: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Dyma: Aren't you forgetting something? Orion: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Dyma's forehead before running out.* Dyma: No, pay your bills! Damn, who raised you?

Deimos: We'll talk about this later. Cassie: Fine, I won’t be listening.

Meridian: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be all like "whaAttT?" Vesper: Life lessons that schools can't teach you.

Artemis: Heyyy Kye, how’s your… drink?? Kye: What do you mean drink? It’s coffee. Artemis: You sure?? *Mischievously looks to coffee maker* Kye: *Concernedly looks to coffee maker* *Cement sitting beside the coffee maker* Kye:...I’m on my third fucking drink right now, I should be dead. Jack (bursts into the room): How the fuck didn't you TASTE that something was off??! Holy fuck are you okay?! Artemis: *Wheezes like a broken tea kettle*

Ethean: Yo dumbass, get over here. Pax: Okay- Meridian: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming! Pax, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass... Ethean: You're knucklehead

Kidnapper: I have your sibling Orion: What? I don't have a sibling... Kidnapper: ... Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Orion: Oh my stars, you have Gabi, I'm so sorry. Welp, good luck! Kidnapper: Wait, what -?! (phone call cuts to the kidnapper's anguished screams as Gabi guts them)

Noctus: Look, I hate to say ‘I told you so’— Aleks: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

Vesper, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Cassie, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Kye, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Jack, appalled: Yeah, call the exorcist.

Aleks: Do even you know the ABCs of first aid? Orion: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Pax: Holy shit, Ethean, do you know what this means?! Ethean: Kid, whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.

Orion: *pitches a plan idea* Dyma, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Jack, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

WHAT LURKS IN THE HOLLOW

*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.* Zach: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.* Zach: *Finds tortilla chips.* Dylan, to Amy, on the verge of frustrated tears: See, he knows what we're here for. He knows what he's doing. Be more like him. Make a goddamn decision, Amy!

Amy: Christmas lights? Zach: Check. Amy: Thermos of hot cocoa? Indie: Check. Amy: Santa suits? Conner: Check. Amy: Shovel? Christine: Check. Amy: Alibi and bail money? Dylan: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Mayor Whitaker (bloodied knife in hand): Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! Zach (tied up but unimpressed): That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

Amy: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes. Dylan, angrily stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.

Christine: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Dylan? Dylan: No. Maeve: I do! Christine: I know, Maeve. Maeve: I’m sad. Christine, sighing: I know, Maeve.

Dylan: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Dylan: AMY IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Dylan: ZACH GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T ! Zach & Amy, watching in ✨ sheer confusion ✨: .... Dylan, running around: THE CHAIRS NEED TO BE PUSHED IN, THERE CANNOT BE ANY SIGN OF L I V I N G IN THIS HOUSE ---

Zach: Are you drunk? Savvy, words sluggish: Only on the spirit of Christmas! Amy: And the spirit of whisky apparently.

Amy: We need a plan to beat them. Christine: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food. The entire group, appalled: Christine: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Liam: I have a problem. Kev's ghost: Kill it. Liam: Dude, I know you're dead but can you chill for like, two seconds? Kev: No.

Amy: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it. Amy: And I started thinking. Amy; Like, it was just trying to get food. Amy; What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck? Dylan: ... Are you ok?

Conner: What do you have? Ethan: A KNIFE! Conner: NO!

Indie: Have I ever told you that I love you with my whole heart? Erin: For the love of all that is holy, I am not taking you to McDonalds. It’s 2am! Indie: Mean.

Amy: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours! Christine: Six? I only got three! Zach: You guys got sleep? Dylan, comes stumbling out of his room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: ... What year is it??

Christine, in the middle of the cursed woods: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Christine: Oh, look! A butterfly! *it was not, in fact, a butterfly*

Liam: So... This is my full potential? Kev's Ghost: Yes, if you don't change. Liam: So, then it's... Kev's Ghost: All downhill from here, kid. Liam: Like Toby. Kev's Ghost: I do not know what this Toby is. But it sounds disappointing.

Dylan, still in his pajamas: How did you even get in here?! Charlie: Amy's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Charlie's door"! Amy: I’m closing the window.

Tagging (gently): @sleepy-night-child, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin, @oh-no-another-idea, @littleladymab,

@winterandwords, @eccaiia, @sarahlizziewrites, @illarian-rambling

@agirlandherquill, @anoelleart, @ray-writes-n-shit

@writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @forthesanityofstorytellers, @finickyfelix

@i-can-even-burn-salad, @cakeinthevoid,

@thelovelymachinery, @an-indecisive-nerd, @thepeculiarbird, @clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams

@wyked-ao3 and OPEN TAG

[wobblewokgaming]

Yo-kai Watch Incorrect Quotes, part 1

Mary-Lou: I'm gonna get myself some soup.

Nate: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Mary-Lou: Pfft, I-I won't burn myself!

*thirty seconds later*

Mary-Lou: I burned myself.

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Buck, confused and scared, holding Hailey close to him: W-Watcha got there...?

Nate, petting an ostrich: A smoothie.

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Justin: I think this might be a bad idea...

Wyatt: Don't start thinkin' on me now!

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Justin, nervous: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...

Sue-Ellen, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?

Justin, panicking: WHAT IS CLOTHES???

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Nate, sniffing: Calm down, I'm probably not sick. It might just be allergies.

Sue-Ellen: Okay, tell me this: are you, like, really tired?

Nate: I have depression, what do you think?

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Nate, after challenging the Zenlightener and loosing for the 50th time: I CAN'T DO IT, HAILEY!

Hailey: I CAN'T EITHER!

Nate: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE!

Buck: WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITH WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US!

Nate: I appreciate it.

Nate, gesturing to Zenlightener, who looks confused and scared: BUT LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE FUCKING DEALING WITH, GUYS!

Hailey, barely containing her laughter: Nate-

Nate: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Buck, failing to hold his laughter in as well: Nate, w-we gotta-

Nate: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND, DUDES!

Nate: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "what am I willing to put up with today"?

Nate, feral and foaming at the mouth, ferociously pointing at a horrified Zenlightener as Hailey and Buck look on dumbfounded while laughing: NOT FUCKING THIS!

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Hailey: We're kinda missing something, guys.

Wyatt: Cohesion?

Sue-Ellen: Teamwork?

Mary-Lou: A general sense of what we're doing?

Buck: And Nate ain't here.

Wyatt: Oh, and that, yeah.

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Nate, to the BBQ Squad: I'd die for you.

Wyatt: Then perish.

Justin: You will.

Mary-Lou: P-please don't!

Buck: Cool!

Sue-Ellen: I'd die for you first.

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Hailey, getting shot by Jessica during Laser Tag: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I might've quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Nate: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Hailey: I'm a knife.

Buck, from across the room: She's the little spoon.

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Mary-Lou and Sue-Ellen: We're this close to falling in love with Nate.

Buck: Y-your fingertips are touching.

Mary-Lou and Sue-Ellen: Exactly.

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Buck: Why's everyone so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed!

Hailey:

Hailey, with a shit-eating grin: I'm gonna tell him.

Nate, smacking her upside the head: Don't you dare.

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Zenlightener, cowering in fear: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Nate, Buck and Hailey standing in front of Zenlightener: *bites into their whole Kit-Kat Bars like a group of heathens with shit-eating grins on their faces*

Zenlightener, with tears in his eyes: Please, stop!

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Buck, to Sue-Ellen, gesturing to Whisper: How do you tell someone politely that you want to hit them with a brick?

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Police Officer, cuffing Dorothy: You have the right to remain silent.

Dorothy: I choose to waive that right.

Dorothy: *screams like a fucking banshee*

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Nate, to Whisper: My expectations are low, but they can go lower.

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Buck, pointing at a wall: What color is this?

Dorothy: Gray.

Nate: Grey.

Buck turning to Hailey: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Hailey: Dark white.

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Little Charrmer: Listen up, you little shits!

Little Charrmer, looking at Nate: Not you Nate, you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

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Jawsome Kid, Dr. E. Raser and Nate: *screaming incoherently*

Little Charrmer, busting the door down: What's wrong, Nate?!

Dr. E. Raser: Wait, why are you asking Nate that when when Jawsome Kid and I are also here?

Agent Spect-Hare, peeking out from the broken door frame: Because Nate wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you get the chance.

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Jawsome Kid: *types in Nate*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Jawsome Kid: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Ghoulfather: What're you writin'?

Nate: The Government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm not letting them know, it's private information!

Hoaxy Coaxy, looking over Nate's shoulder: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.

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Little Charrmer: I wasn't that drunk!

Nate: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said "I was important".

Little Charrmer, hugging Nate while crying: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

[incorrectykwquotes]

Buck: hey guys what does "baka" mean?

Nate: dumb.

Inaho: Stupid.

Buck:

[ykw-shadowside-abridged-official]

Natsume : No… The only one who can ascend… Is our lord… Our savior… Lord Enma…

Shutendoji : You, my princess, will become the one being that is even more powerful. THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES !!

[lunala8368]

Yo-Kai Watch Incorrect Quotes

Whisper: I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.

Jibanyan: Whisper and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush!

Whisper: We what?

Whisper: Why are you on fire?

Jibanyan: This is just how my day is going.

Whisper: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group. Jibanyan: Well, you always have a smile on your face. Whisper: Thank you. Jibanyan: Jibanyan: What drugs do you take?

Jibanyan: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Nate: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Jibanyan: I like the way you think.

Nate: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not f***ing around? Whisper: There is no plan that does not involve f***ing around. But we will make sure all of our f***ing around will be applied in a constructive direction.

[ladymiraclewings]

Jerome: While sobbing: You must like Donnie way more than me....! Jett: Huh..... Jett: Hmm, yeah !

[brokensenseofhumor]

Some cookie run x Yokai watch incorrect quotes

Zazel: lemme see what you have.

Cream puff cookie: A KNIFE!

Zazel: NO!

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Enma: whats wrong with pancake cookie?

Mango cookie: he stepped on a red M&M and thought it was a ladybug, so now he’s crying.

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Pure vanilla cookie: who broke the coffe machine?

Mango cookie: Zazel.

Cream puff cookie: Mr. Zazel

Enma: Zazel.

Zazel: … mY LORD YOU PROMISED—

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Zazel: (walking around the kingdom)

Squid ink cookie: dad..?

Zazel: … DO I LOOK LIKE—