#yo dawg

[outoforderaro]

one of my dwarves made an artifact amethyst cabinet, that among its other decorations, features an amethyst image of itself. which, presumably, includes the image of itself. which, presumably....

it's perfect

[anotherartboy]

Pioneer’s Pizza Comix, No. 1

[quanyails]

Capcom:

[that-darn-clown]

Im so soft

Squishy flesh

Big thighs

Fat tummy

And calves too wide to fit any tall socks

Kind brain

Anxious thoughts

Tender emotions

And a heart fit to break at any given moment

Being soft is a weakness

It's my weakness

And I don't want to be tough

I don't think I should have to be tough

My softness is what makes me who I am

A poem about being fat and sad!!!

[secrets-of-loki-beaker]

Oops! All Vidcund Day! (spicy below cut)

image description: Loki Beaker is Woohooing Vidcund Curious from behind in a wood paneled room with green shag carpet. They both seem to be having fun. Two sets of rose-adorned candles provide light and a fire hazard for the Sims to fail to rectify. Text to the left reads, "Yo dawg, I heard you like wanking. So I put the Sim pr0n in your secret so you can wank while you wank." Text by Loki reads, "S1" and, "Look at this white cis shitlord." Text by Vidcund reads, "S2.5" and, "Pounding this proud PoC." Text beneath both of them reads, "Stop enjoying your oppression, Vidcund." Text to the bottom left reads, "Romantic candles, yo."

[garthnadermemestash]

it's an older meme, but it checks out.

[forms-cat-in-a-bottle]

dawg

[acerodons]

@chapscher

I am informing you that I am currently making overnight oats with oat milk.

This is your fault.

[shotattheshow]

[PHOTOS] Xzibit @ Commodore Ballroom

[violetheart77]

💥🔔 LAYER 18, GIVE IT UP FOR LAYER 18!!!! 🔔💥

memeception

[blitz0hno]

"stop trying to enjoy summer in prison!" The new minigram revealed Es's crime guys! being a little hater

[jimkinnz]

homunculus facts¡

if you put a homunculus in your humidifier' the resulting mist will give you 0•001‰ of our immortality• basically just enough to feel well·rested when you wake up one morning•

if you put a homunculus in your dehumidifier' it will become soggy and sad like a cat who fell in a pool•

if you put a dehumidifier in your homunculus' you make a joke from like' 2010•

[camenxi]

gonna be honest would batman adopt miles the moment he sees or like . somehow finds out abt the shit miles is going thru as spiderman like a au or something. batman just immediately adopting miles (ignoring his very well and alive parents) like picking a (not-so) stray cat

[newplayingsmash]

[krotiation]

y'all ever think about how rhys, despite being the atlas ceo, is forever marked by hyperion by his helios and elpis tattoos? cause i sure do