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Idk if I've asked this (I might just be an idiot who is mistaking a dream for reality, as I often do) but what would an interaction between demon ragatha and nun ragatha/demon pomni and nun pomni look like?
ill probbaly not draw then interacting much, so you only get a wuick sketxh BUT !!! nun ragatha woukd give zero shits about demon ragayha and woukd ignore her in a god i cant stand this bitch way, like genuinly wlukd just be annoyed and demon ragatha woukd be PISSED aboit it shed probbaly come home and complain the entire time because she always wants attention and she usually alwys gets it, so this is like annoyong to her !! mutual hate on tjat side
nun pomni and demon pomni would actually be nice friends actually, demon pomni reallu is just silly she has zero enemies (except other animals i fuess), nun pomni woukd actually find it pretty cool how flexible demon pomni is .. everytkme nun pomni onsults nun ragatha for dating the embodeiment of a drenched and soggy rat she would apologise to demon pomno in her head
#nun ragath is a “i will nt talk to ymou if you annoy me” type of womeb#and demkn ragayba is not used to that !!!#not in the way nun pomni does it#nun pomni will ignore her but like woth emotion#nun ragatba will kust show zero interest in her#just ignores her#also in nuns ragatbs eyes demon ragatha is a more of a demon than demon pomni is#so she feels its wrong and sinful to talk to her#lime she doesnt fuck a demon#hypocrite behavioir !!!#demon x nun au#demon pomni#demon ragatha#nun ragatha#nun pomni
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yoo demo! i heard you're really into medieval stuff so i got you this!
*hands you a newly hatched baby dragon*
you're not the only member of the team with a weird pet now! :)
*vanishes*
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OH. This is very surprising-
Thank ye, lad!
#PANICKING- HOW DO WE CARE FOR YOUR DRAGON UHOH.#knight anon ymous the 1st#<- thats your tag. deal with it#sober demo 🌻#tf2 fanblog#🌻 scumpeheh
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y’all- y’all I NEED HELP 😭
i decided to try out for a play and i somehow forgot I have crippling ‘cries at attention’ disease
how does one cope?? how does one project and not immediately crumble?? how does one accurately portray emotion without getting the paralyzing stare feeling “doing too much”
i am shaking and in tears and would pretty please like to hear tips
#actress#acting#actor#anon(ymous)#thespian#sobbing actually#the odyssey#help plz#social anxiety#what’s it called when you don’t like being the center of attention#but also want to be the center of attention#like#don’t pay attention to me pls#but do .w.#im scared#drama#myths and legends
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im scrolling through my ao3 for the first time in years and realizing that ive spent my life desperately running away from the fact that im not nearly as funny as i think i am. you ever had to swallow a fish oil pill? those huge, fowl, plasticky orbs are not quite as hard a pill to swallow as realizing i have something in common with elon musk
#a-non-ymous ramblings#my dumb crack fics are always better received than my serious fics#but i fear they are nowhere near clever and humorous enough to be proud of
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wait that said anonymous
well now i suppose you're just a ymous
#did my wordplay joke land. anonymous. a non-ymous. implying the opposite is a ymous. did. did that make sense#whenever i make jokes like that no one ever gets them shdjsfjkff#pensive emoji#friend vee finn heart emoticon etc#carrier pigeon
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in my brain u have short curly brown hair and u look like a rat actually. I mean that as a compliment but u give mousy brown vibes and also dusty orange-red vibes?
ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!WEHWEHUWEHWWUWUWU hello! Tysm YOURE ALL TOO NICE TO ME UGH!!!!!!!!!! thank you!!!!!!!! mousy brown and mars coloured. i like that
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Evil is my middle name, anon evil ymous
not as evil as me sry
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some people really rush the word anon. slow down you have years until the fog comes. an....on........ not anon. an-on. aaaanon. its a shortened version of the word we dont have ymous here keeping us on schedule we can really stretch out if we want to, huh? give your sister a kissie? i didnt say that
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your entire fandom is autistic &/or gay :)
-anon "your entire fandom" ymous
autism rights and gay rights!! autistic rights? i dunno what the supportive phrase is... the sentiment makes sense tho
support and love from andrew :)
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Subject: Fish
Hello,
I hope this email finds you in good health. I am contacting you in regards to the fish. It is my understanding that the fish are very important and a matter of national security. Please respond with the fish by Snorpsday.
Warm Regards,
Anon Ymous
Snorpsday fish Delivery

You get a Stoplight Parrotfish
Sparisoma viride
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also ! wanted some attention put into this, person online has found in difficult position as his disability and mobility has been becoming worse . so that he has made go fund me recently and needs a total up of £200 so far! please reblog or tell other people on this situation!!! link below 🤍
#rurusharing#gofundme#financial aid#disability aids#go fund me#please reblog#financial support#go fund them
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Would you rather:
Be chased through the woods by an extremely determined squirrel for unknown reasons.
Be forced to babysit Arwen’s pet rabbit, who hates you for no apparent reason.
Ah. Dear anon of the city of Ymous, you have presented me with a choice, and yet, I must tell you—it is not a hypothetical.
It is a reality I live.
Arwen already possesses a rabbit.
A most adorable, undeniably fluffy creature with ears as soft as clouds and the appearance of something that should be sweet-tempered and affectionate.
And yet. AND YET.
This tiny beast loathes me with every fiber of its impossibly soft being. Its name, most deceivingly gentle, is Lótilassë. A poetic name for a creature that has, on more than one occasion, attempted to end me.
I do not know what crime I have committed to earn Lótilassë’s eternal grudge. Perhaps I once offended her by existing too close to her designated area of dominion (which is, apparently, everywhere).
Perhaps my scent displeases her.
Perhaps she simply knows that I am weak-willed when it comes to bunnies and will adore her regardless of how much she disapproves of me.
She growls at me. Growls. Like a tiny, fluffy warg.
She has boxed my ankles with her little paws. She has lunged at me when I attempted to refill her food bowl. She has tried to chew through my robe, perhaps in an attempt to make me feel as powerless as she believes me to be. And yet, when Arwen holds her? Sweetness incarnate. A darling, an angel, the very vision of innocence.
Let me tell you of one of the many times Lótilassë, the fluffiest terror in all of Imladris, made it abundantly clear that I am but a tolerated presence in her world.
It was a peaceful afternoon. The sun filtered through the leaves in golden dapples, birds trilled their songs, the gentle breeze carried the scent of wildflowers, and for once, I had settled in the gardens with a book, fully intending to enjoy the tranquility of the moment.
But I was not alone.
Lótilassë had been placed outside for her supervised frolic, and I, foolish and full of hope, thought: Perhaps today. Perhaps today she will accept me as one of her own.
And so, in my infinite wisdom, I did what any logical being would do—I offered her a treat. A simple, harmless offering. A fresh sprig of parsley, which I knew she adored.
She stared at it. Then at me. Then at it again.
I thought, for one blissful moment, that she might accept my peace offering. But no. Instead, she bit the parsley, yanked it out of my hand, and THREW IT TO THE SIDE, as if to say, I could have taken this myself, you insignificant worm.
And then she lunged.
I barely had time to react before she was at my robe, biting the hem—not enough to tear it, no, but enough to make it very clear that this was a warning. A statement. A declaration of my continued unworthiness.
I yelped. I moved away. She followed. She followed.
Now, dear reader, I would like to remind you that she is a rabbit. A small, fluffy, objectively adorable rabbit. And yet, as I retreated, she advanced, unrelenting in her silent fury. I stood, thinking perhaps she wanted my seat. She did not take my seat. She merely stared, victorious, as I surrendered my place in the gardens and retreated to safety.
Arwen, of course, laughed when she found me later. “She’s just asserting her dominance,” she said, as if that should comfort me.
I still love Lótilassë. I still dote upon her. But let it be known—this is her world. I am merely surviving in it.
So, between this and the mystery squirrel pursuit—I choose the rabbit. At least I am already accustomed to my suffering.
#trop crack#lindir#lotr#lotr crack#assistantlifechoseme#LótilassëTheTyrant#FluffyOverlord#IAmATrespasserInHerDomain#Help#RejectedByABunny#IJustWantedPeace#SheChoseViolence#TinyTerror#TheBunnyDictatesMyFate#ArwenWhyDoesSheHateMe#ThrownOutOfTheGardenLikeABanishedFool#YouAreNotWorthy#DoNotChallengeTheBun#IHaveSeenThings#SoftButDeadly#BunnyWithABloodFeud#SheJudgesMeSilently#FluffiestMenaceAlive#IAmALoathedMan#PleaseLoveMe
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gfy f 99pcfp.rarrazito-naşıtsme0 muh ymous masturPersesper dele)))
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hey boy(tma) your tits are fantastic
hey anon(ymous) thank you :)
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