#yes. yes I do

[ghostly-groves]

what are they putting in this minecraft water that’s making them all t4t

[mantidbasil]

I have been thinking nonstop about how tf2 mercs and markiplier egos would interact now 😭

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Heavy, squinting down at Dr. Iplier: tiny.... tiny little doctor...? (mark is only taller than engie, maybe the same height as pyro)

------- Medic: Hey if you want I could heal your ey- The Host: NO. Medic: :( why not The Host: It's complicated Medic: Please don't tell me your eye sockets are haunted too... ------- Google: (minding his own buisiness) Engineer, visibly twitching: Hey there. (slowly pulls out screwdriver. casually approaches). Mind if I ask how you were made? ------- Spy has no interest in interacting with anyone until he finds Dark sitting in a corner drinking wine. He sits down next to them, pours himself a glass, and they just silently exchange looks. -------

PYRO AND WILFORD PYRO AND WILFORD OMG Pyro: (drawing rainbows) Wilford: Ha ha! I'm wearing rainbow suspenders!

Pyro: (burning down buildings, setting people on fire) Wilford: This is fine because death isn't real! (shoots someone)

Pyro: Mmph Mmph! Wilford: Unfortunately your subtitles haven't been translated, so ol' Warfstache here doesn't know what you're saying :(

------- Bing and Scout do skateboard tricks together. Both of them attempt a very simple trick and fail it, falling down and scraping their knees. Both insist they are the better skater, the world's best skater even.

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Heist Mark pulls out his bombs and his 16th Century flintlock pistol likely used by pirates for boarding actionsTM and Demoman is mildly interested. Heist Mark then proves that he has strangely extensive knowledge about medieval weaponry and Demo is much more interested. Demo pulls out Eyelander and Captain Magnum joins their little group where they all start talking about weapons and bombs.

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Engineer: (disappointed after having failed to get permission to take Google apart and put him back together) Head Engineer Mark: Hi there! I heard you're an engineer? I'm an engineer! Engineer: Do you. Build guns. Or robot arms. Head Engineer Mark: I mean I have the Asteroid Defense System turrets..... but actually I build a spaceship and sort of maybe a time travel universe breaking machine? Engineer: So a dangerous device that can destroy the world.... can I see the schematics?

------- I know in my SOUL Ed Edgar and Sniper hate each other but I can't elaborate. Illinois and Sniper have a very casual truce going on but ultimately Sniper does not really wanna hang out with anyone. This of course means the Jims spot him standing off to the side and think he's the perfect intervewee and at least three, maybe four Jims swarm Sniper and shove cameras and microphones inches from his face and he has a terrible time.

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Yandere somehow completely enchants Medic's doves and I can't elaborate on this either. Heavy is bemused. As long as Archimedes chooses Medic over Yan he's going to pretend he isn't jealous about the attention his doves are giving her. Scout goes "AWOOGA GIRL?!" and gets stabbed by Yan. Heavy is reminded of his younger sisters and is delighted.

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Eric Derekson is terrified of Soldier. The main two off the top of my head who are not put off by Soldier's shouting are King of the Squirrels and Yancy. Soldier corners King and is like "what are you king of?! not america. WHAT COUNTRY IS SQUIRRELS" Scout hears Yancy speak, hears the accent, and immediately throws hands.

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I am yap-o-clock-ing in your ask box but I needed to give you the brainrot that you've given me

OH MY GOD IM DRAWING SOME OF THESE I PROMISE YOU . I DONT KNOW WHEN ILL DRAW THEM BUT I BET YOUR ASS THEYLL BE DRAWN. KEEP YAPPING IN MY INBOX.

PLEASE. PLEASE KEEP TALKING.

TF2 x MARK EGOS BRAINROT !!!!!!!!!

[polar-equinoxx]

Heaven in Your Eyes , 🐎

a western icemav au set in 1886

Chapter One is up on ao3!!

[f3l1c1af0x]

you know what would ever REALLY scare me?

if I was EVER famous enough to get attacked by people on Roblox asking if I am 'omg are you F3l1c1af0x from tumblr???' not TikTok because I ain't posting over there (no way in hell I'm ever gonna post there) and like I gonna panic and leave because I ain't never gonna be ready for that and yes I know that's like never gonna happen and yes I will post art soon (I'll give someone a drawing of a cute spider or somethi g if they can guess what or who I drawing)

[babydxhl]

do I thinkkkkkk a younger mary ever tonya harding-ed another child actor

[shoku-and-awe]

[the-big-gatsbi]

Seriously considering making some little imagines and headcanons for The Great Gatsby… 😳 🙈🫣🤫

I just really like this book and i wanna be submerged into it like so far into almost as if I’m living in it myself. Tho the 20s mostly sucked tho but hey at least i got to see the fashion in person and my beloved characters be idiots in person teehee 🤭

[castlescrumblingdvwn]

thinking about how sang zhi brings out the inner child of jiaxu. meanwhile jiaxu and his pieces of wisdom helped sang zhi as she navigated the phases of growing up from a teen to an adult.

[sidetongue]

a baby 

[leslutdepointedulac]

Me and my mum were talking about vampires, as you do, and my mum said something about emotional vampires and then just when '*gasp* emotional support vampires'. It's safe to say I've spent too much talking about vampires around her

[waugh-bao]

[mino2aur]

man i love night mind. hey its me a gay furry wanna hear about scary game for four hours

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

kill off the trolls that would be funniest to end up as sprites for the post-scratch kids

oh god. the possibilities for that are nearly endless. do i have it in my heart to merge these insane people into a ghost.

[disneyfoodislove]

The Bangkok Crispy Chicken Wings. Nomad Lounge, Disney’s Animal Kingdom.

[mikkeneko]

wip wednesday

It was high time for the romance arc with Liu Mingyan to move along! It had really stalled in this timeline, possibly because -- all right, probably because -- Liu Qingge hadn't died on schedule. Not that Shen Qingqiu could be sorry about that, but... well, it removed a lot of the impetus for Liu Mingyan and Luo Binghe to become close, if she wasn't relying him to bring justice for her dead brother. 

Which was a damn shame, because of all hundred and thirty-six wives in Proud Immortal Demon Way, Liu Mingyan was far and away the most suited to Luo Binghe! Her unparalleled beauty, her calm temperament, her cool wit, her mysterious reserve, her competence and valor in battle, making her one of the few wives both capable and inclined to actually support Luo Binghe in battle as he deserved. The relative tastefulness of her romance with Binghe, compared to -- never mind.

Was Shen Qingqiu about to accept responsibility for removing the Best Wife entirely from the running? 

He was not!

So maybe this romantic arc had gotten a little derailed. Maybe it just needed to be... re-railed. Nudged back onto the rails. What better way to do that than for Luo Binghe to be visited, in his darkest hour, by his valiant and admiring shimei?

[delicioustarong]

I'm planning on making a smoll animatic about my au :3

It was originally supposed to be a comic but I decided to just make snippets of content about it. It's more fun that way hehehehe

(hint: it's JD angst)