#yes this is the reason why the nordics are my favorite hetalia characters
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Studying Scandinavian history is downright painful sometimes. Excuse me, sir, I don't want to read about your weird opinions on racial superiority, I just want to read about Denmark and Sweden kicking each other around like footballs.
#history#history humor#honestly i'd argue indigenous american history is worse#because it sucks enough finding so many shitty opinions#and it's worse when those shitty opinions are the ONLY contemporary records we have#it's like yes i am well aware that it is not in debate that the aztecs and the maya practiced blood sacrifices#but you people also practice a ritual where you eat your god and regularly terrorized jerusalem in his name#and then you proceeded to destroy multiple civilizations because jeebus#you are not innocent in this#stop painting the aztecs and the maya as the weird ones in this situation#everyone sucks here#anyways scandinavian history is fun mostly because once the viking age ends it's basically a free-for-all between denmark and sweden#with all the rest of northern europe getting caught up in their weird drama by extension#yes this is the reason why the nordics are my favorite hetalia characters#i don't care that they're not canonically related the history books basically read like game of thrones-esque family dramas#it's a lot funnier than it really ought to be
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æ: Your favorite character and how they became such. é: Can you now speak another language because of Hetalia? ë: Your fav song from the tracks? ï: What’s a character you don’t particularly like? Is there a reason? ó: Is there any characters you feel could have been portrayed better? ö: If you could meet one character, who would it be. Why?
// My favorite character took a few months to figure out but I think I finally sit with England. (For a while, I teetered on him and Romano.) I finally decided on England being my favorite when I realized how my feelings towards him changed. At first I was like "Oh, he represents that country? Cool."Then it was "Huh. I kinda like him."Then "No, don't go for him. The British guy is a cliché."To "NO, I DO NOT CARE FOR HIM."Then finally settled with "Yes, this is Arthur Kirkland and he is cool. Think what you will but this is my fave."Now for languages, yes! I can speak (some) Italian. It isn't much but I'm still learning. As for my favorite songs... The Nordic 5's song, Spain and Chibiromano's Rondo, England's Let Enjoy Today, and a good handful more but the ones already named are high on my list. I... don't really have a dislike for any Hetalia characters. I really love all of those assheads. Characters that could have been portrayed better? I'm not so sure as to that one. If I had to meet a character... This is the tough one. I feel like I'd enjoy being in the presence of of a happier character like Veneziano, or a quieter character like Sweden... But when it comes down to it, I gotta say England or Romano. (Sticking to the favorites!)
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Name: Alex
Nicknames: A literal metric asston. Some from previous names, so eh. Call me whatever floats your boat and doesn’t piss me off.
Gender: Bigender
Star Sign: aw hell. As much as people are gonna fuckin bitch about how I read my chart? You can have my Chinese sign - Metal Rooster.
Height: 168cm/5′ 6½” roughly
Sexual Orientation: androsexual
Hogwarts House: Slytherclaw (don’t bitch to me about mixed houses either)
Favorite Color: Green, blue, red, lots of colors
Favorite Animal: most furred animals, sneks
Time Right Now: 6:55pm
Cat or Dog Person: YES.
Favorite Fictional Character: Christ shit, we’ll be here for ages. Hetalia Nordics (re-sparked cause of an RP I’m doing), Kanda and Lavi from DGM, The let’s fuck up the universe family of skywalkers, I think technically Darkiplier counts, Tasslehoff Burrfoot, p. much everyone in American Gods . . . and a million more, I’m just tired cause I got a shot in my eye.
Favorite Singer/Band: I HAVE 22.8+GB OF MUSIC AND YOU WANT ME TO PICK ONE OR TWO?
Dream Trip: Just air drop me into Norway, I’ll be fine.
Dream Job: I have no goddamn clue anymore
When Was This Blog Created: I have no idea. about 3 years ago I think
Current Number of Followers: After blocking MORE pornbots, 640
What Made You Decide to Make a Tumblr: I think I was looking for Sherlock stuff? Fuck if I remember
Why Did You Pick Your URL: ech. Long story and part of the reason why people bitch about how I read my chart. I was denied my proper sign.
Tags: IDGAF. Do it, don’t do it. I can’t be assed.
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