#stop painting the aztecs and the maya as the weird ones in this situation
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Studying Scandinavian history is downright painful sometimes. Excuse me, sir, I don't want to read about your weird opinions on racial superiority, I just want to read about Denmark and Sweden kicking each other around like footballs.
#history#history humor#honestly i'd argue indigenous american history is worse#because it sucks enough finding so many shitty opinions#and it's worse when those shitty opinions are the ONLY contemporary records we have#it's like yes i am well aware that it is not in debate that the aztecs and the maya practiced blood sacrifices#but you people also practice a ritual where you eat your god and regularly terrorized jerusalem in his name#and then you proceeded to destroy multiple civilizations because jeebus#you are not innocent in this#stop painting the aztecs and the maya as the weird ones in this situation#everyone sucks here#anyways scandinavian history is fun mostly because once the viking age ends it's basically a free-for-all between denmark and sweden#with all the rest of northern europe getting caught up in their weird drama by extension#yes this is the reason why the nordics are my favorite hetalia characters#i don't care that they're not canonically related the history books basically read like game of thrones-esque family dramas#it's a lot funnier than it really ought to be
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